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QWOP : I suck at walking
« on: February 08, 2011, 01:49:44 pm »
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I got 6.3 Meters and i ragequitted :[

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 02:19:08 pm »
12.5 m... damn hard but looks hilarious  ;D
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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 02:31:01 pm »
I only got 3.5, but wouldn't call it a "ragequit". Lots of tears of laughter were shed instead :=D

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 02:44:51 pm »
Duh, i couldn't even open it. :P
Aah, now it works. Managed to get 13,3 ;D
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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 03:56:34 pm »
Got into some kind of "impossible to fall, but incredibly slow" position, resulting in me getting tired and quitting after 23m.
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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 05:38:30 pm »
xD I fail, -0.7 m (that is, I fell to the left directly)

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 11:16:06 am »


Hurdles?! What the fuck man.

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 12:09:22 pm »
WOW  :o
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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 08:36:50 pm »
The barrier is nothing, at the end you need to jump  :)

still don't know how to do that

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2011, 01:15:51 am »
I can't get further 1.8m and that was lucky... seriously, how does this game works? Someone give me a tip!  :'(

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2011, 02:37:34 am »
I got to 61, but the fsking hurdle got stuck under my legs and it wouldn't let me get further D:

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2011, 03:51:21 am »
51.8, why don't they say there are hurdles when the race starts?
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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2011, 06:26:06 am »
That would make it resemble and actual game so of course it's out of the question.

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 03:35:51 pm »
They should make everybody try and get 100 metres in this game on their 18th birthday. Those who can't get shot, and we are left with THE MASTER RACE

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Re: QWOP : I suck at walking
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 04:20:54 pm »
They should make everybody try and get 100 metres in this game on their 18th birthday. Those who can't get shot, and we are left with THE MASTER RACE

Sure. You first.
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