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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2009, 09:10:29 am »
He means rude as in harsh, vulgar and uneducated

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2009, 11:11:13 am »
He means rude as in harsh, vulgar and uneducated

Aye. But that's not what I meant. ;) And FREAK continued on a point I made about the Dutch language, but he didn't get it right (the way I meant it). So that's why I gave y'all a lesson in the history of foreign languages.  :police:

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2009, 11:27:21 am »
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 06:38:21 pm »
I don't think your avatar is scary.

And we have another Dutchman in our colonies *ahum* i mean forum. His name is Supremae Machinacy and i know him from school.

His account can be found here: http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2457

And yes, the French language is more melodic, like in ''Le Nuke'', and here in Holland we pronounce it as ''De Nuke'', so it be can sound a bit retarded for foreigners.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 09:24:16 pm »
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2009, 07:02:01 pm »
I am a horrible person and cannot provide. >:

The party was canceled due to an unforeseen accident, and hospital visits, and I do not want to cook the beast in my own house, THAT IS JUST SILLY.

Maybe someday I can make it up to you.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2009, 09:36:13 pm »
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.


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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2009, 09:40:23 pm »
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Well, so that means if I cook bad bacon I will have sex? Have a guess if I'll learn to make a good bacon.

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2009, 09:48:27 pm »
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Well, so that means if I cook bad bacon I will have sex? Have a guess if I'll learn to make a good bacon.

Thinking more like a consolation prize?
"sorry things didnt go wel llast night heres bacon!"

IDK, ive been up for 32 hours straight and im mind numbingly bored at work


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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2009, 06:29:34 am »
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learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Pretty sure my sex is amazing, and bacon can never compare. I will never date someone who enjoys bacon. If we date and get married and have 3 children and I find out he likes bacon? That fucker is dead.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2009, 07:33:36 pm »
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learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Pretty sure my sex is amazing, and bacon can never compare. I will never date someone who enjoys bacon. If we date and get married and have 3 children and I find out he likes bacon? That fucker is dead.

That's as close to a vow of celibacy as you can possibly get.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2009, 07:46:05 pm »
all men like bacon sooner or later, so that might end up to sting you, also i'm gonna need a statement from +20 guys saying that you're amazing in bed or i call bullshit

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2009, 09:34:50 pm »
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2009, 10:21:54 pm »
all men like bacon sooner or later, so that might end up to sting you, also i'm gonna need a statement from +20 guys saying that you're amazing in bed or i call bullshit
I have not had sex with twenty guys. >: They were all too busy eating bacon when I was in the mood.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 10:23:40 pm »
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.

Also, have you ever considered masturbating with bacon? Not like, hot or crunchy bacon, but the just barely cooked, soft and greasy shit. Sounds pretty nice.
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