How are you pooping today?

[Lysix]

I think you're meant to. That means Leissi is in trouble and should stock up on laxatives and prune juice.

i'd disagree on that. it depends on what you eat and how often!

[Annie]

It's healthy to poop like every other day. I used to poop EVERY DAY when I got home from school, and it was nice. It's quite an enjoyable thing, really. Relaxing, and gives you lots of time to think. Haha, pooping is my reflection time.

OH I ENDED UP POOPING YESTERDAY I WAS HAPPY.

[Kernel]

It's healthy to poop like every other day. I used to poop EVERY DAY when I got home from school, and it was nice. It's quite an enjoyable thing, really. Relaxing, and gives you lots of time to think. Haha, pooping is my reflection time.

OH I ENDED UP POOPING YESTERDAY I WAS HAPPY.

And..? Did it get you into any kind of trouble or weird situation?

[Annie]

I was a little embarrassed but no. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

[Jack Lupino]

I shat brix.

[Gravehill]

Yesterday I ate the iron and shit the chain*.

*Actually it might have been barbed wire, not the chain. I'm not entirely sure about it.

[Cerapter]

I had two poops today. First was normal, the second one because I ate too much ice cream and I'm lactose intolerant. And perhaps because I had a post-exam queasy stomach.

[Lexx]

That means Leissi is in trouble and should stock up on laxatives and prune juice.

This is good advice for almost any situation.

Lost your wallet?
PRUNE JUICE LAXATIVES.

[Muckwuddly]

I haven't pooped for like three days.

just so you know.