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Okay, so the last picture thread got nuked because it was getting out of hand and messy and stuff. The same will not happen here.

So, here are the rules. Read them carefully:

1. You post pictures of yourself. Any post without a picture in it stands the risk of being deleted.
2. Limited commenting. You may comment on a picture shortly after it's been posted, without posting a picture yourself. Don't get angry if your picture-less post was deleted, I rule this thread and I do what I want.  >:D (a use for the devil-smiley, at last)
3. Very limited commenting on comments. You may only comment on a comment if you simultaniously post a picture of yourself (unless you're the guy who posted the pictures being commented. I suppose I'll allow you guys to answer a comment). If you don't, your post may very well be deleted.

Consider these rules extra rules that only goes in this thread. Going in to break the rules, I'm pretty sure will end in warnings (under the "don't be an ass" rule, and to some degree the "listen to the mods" rule. The thread will be deleted again if it derails and people say stupid shit in it, and by extension, those who caused it to be deleted will have been asses to all of the forumers who just want to post pics of themselves and share their beauty and sexiness and stuff). I will warn people that they are stretching the limits before giving out an official warning. That goes only for the thread-specific rules, of course. A breach of normal rules works like normal.

That is all.

Actually, there's one more thing.



See, I'm already following the rules.

EDIT: Thanks, Rad. And yeah, your drummer wants you. Guess what he wants to do with his drumsticks.

And posting images from the old thread is okay. No problems there. It was destroyed, so no posts in there count for anything anymore.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2008, 05:42:59 pm by Torp v2.0 »
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 12:59:58 am »
Torp cool picture!



GIEV BEERS NAO!!



EDIT : LMFAO i just noticed that mathijs, our drummer is touching his titties like he wanted me
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 01:03:06 am »
I'm gonna go ahead and use my pic from the last thread...


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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 01:06:09 am »

Scarlett (my cat) <3 teh beard.
(Cats love beards, everyone knows that)
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 01:07:25 am »
and just to piss of gazus im going to post it here


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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2007, 01:11:13 am »
 There's a clipping issue with that picture.

Oh, and I'm a failure who never goes out anywhere:


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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 01:24:03 am »


aand..


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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 02:00:36 am »
Torp, looking AWESOME.

you remind me of someone I know... except he's INTENSELY gay and scares the jeezers out of me.
I'm sure you're much less gay, Torp.

here is me looking like one hairy mother, flanked by 2 cool weirdos I met at this music festival.



AND LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!


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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 02:04:53 am »
Sexay pic, the last one, Sirix.

And, yeah. I'm probably somewhat less gay than your scary friend/acquaintance.

Another pic of me. Had to take some while I had a camera.

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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 02:12:41 am »
Torp, I do love your hat.
(sorry for no pic, will had one later)
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 02:34:30 am »
Torp, you're solid. I always know it, and i always love it.



Me with my old band back in belfast before me and the guy in the white top moved here to study (newcastle, england). im the guy with the retarded hand movements on the far left. Good times they were, and below...



Me with the full band, the new addition in this is kev, and one i forgot to mention before who is peter with the ramones top on, he sang, i backed, kev played bass, dan played guitar, lead. It was a cool set up, this was at a video and photo shoot for an online american music company. They're cool guys, very interesting use of smoke machines.. But yeah, i think this was see no evil *funny, im wearing a t-shirt that says blind*, hear none and speak none, peter was speechless.. just as well, we'd ran out of monkeys.



My halloween costume from last year, i thought it'd be original, though im positive it's been done at some point, i mean if you didn't ever think about it when watching the ipod adverts, then i dunno.. you shoulda been! Anyway, one of the ipod dancer things from the ads, went down a storm, great night.



Unfortunetly this is heavily layered, dunno why.. i had the original up and this one up, for contrast, but the original is now taken down, dunno when it was, regardless, im not a layer freak, i just like to play with my pictures. I know i'm not ugly, so i don't see a need to enhance things. Not like somebodys gonna be looking at me through a filter :) you see what you get! And that's my pup, the T. I miss him alot.



I do believe i took this trying to deem what i would look like if i became a "scene" kid. Funny, lysander seemed to think i looked awesome in this, i guess i achieved my goal! =)




In spain with my buddy kev and emily just outta the pic, just about in it even. Notice the reflection on the Jacks menu, yes, my friend kev is a pyscho, but it's how he's built, and i wouldn't accept him any other way. I really wouldn't. I'd disown him.


I thought i'd put new ones up. For kicks. even though the old ones are gone. Enjoy.

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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 03:18:43 am »
EXCELLENT costume MYM.

FANTASTIC!

in light of this, here are my halloween costumes from 05 06 and 07 (with 2 costumes for both 06 and 07)

05 - yes... I dressed up as Neo... want to fight about it?



06 1st - dressed up as my friend PJ who is a metal head bass player with long black hair.  he dressed up as me.



06 2nd - recycled the wig from the metal head friend costume for a really cheap hippy costume so I could go out trick or treating.



07 1st - threw on every random piece of whatever I could find at the party i went to... didn't have a real costume.  Then I posed this intensely creepy pose...



07 2nd - my actual costume for this year.  I "worked 2 jobs" haha.. yar... 1 half is staples the other half is subway



staples side



subway side




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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 04:16:05 am »
[scene kid pic]
I do believe i took this trying to deem what i would look like if i became a "scene" kid. Funny, lysander seemed to think i looked awesome in this, i guess i achieved my goal! =)

Gahahahah. x)

'Spose I'll upload my pictures that were deleted also.

Here you go, more pictures of me than you can possibly shake a stick at! These pictures pretty much go backwards in time as you scroll down, so you might as well start from the bottom and go up.



'PornOut'




'My other half and half of me'




'Me and Becca at Leeds Festival 2007 :)'




'Me and the infamous Leeds Festival Fosters Monster'




'My mate Ian got a bit tired of me taking pictures I guess..'




'Group photo at Leeds Festival '07'




'Another group photo on the steps of the JD Saloon at Leeds Fest '07'. I'm aware we all look rough, you would too by the last night of that mayhem.




'Me sweaty as fook in a big crowd with the singer from Riverboat Gamblers after he jumped into the crowd'




'Posing at a bar with some lovely ladies (and a gay guy to the left) at a mate's 21st birthday'




'It's a shame I had to turn her down :P'




'Me looking rather monged out later at the party, with Liz and Tom.'




'The many moods of Fallout: Depressed. Shortly after I got my notice of dismissal from my last job, in the storeroom. Don't ask me why I took a picture. :P




'Me and friends at Sardinia, on the Santa Lucia beach. I had a bit of sunstroke, so I've got towels over me and I was wearing a silly hat before this picture was taken.'




'Another pic in Sardinia'




'Me and Ian taking on monster Italian pizzas.'




'Me being a Poker shark'




'Or rather, a Blackjack shark..'




'Both of those beers are mine, with another off camera. First thing I did when I got to the campsite on holiday was go to the bar and order 3 beers. :P'


That enough pics for ya?

EDIT: If this thread gets deleted after uploading all those pictures, heads are gonna roll.
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2007, 04:21:06 am »
That enough pics for ya?

I now know your face well enough that I can identify you in a crowd.


WATCH YOURSELF!
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Re: The Picture Thread in Media with strict rules on posting comments
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2007, 02:48:31 pm »
Whee! Another chance to spam pictures of me, me and (almost) nothing but meeeeeeee! yay!

*ahem* so, let's begin then. I don't have access to that many pictures at the moment, since I'm posting from school
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The most recent picture of me. Intoxicated and suffering from allergies (nose felt like an open sore from all the tissue paper at that point)... great combo, eh?




Old picture, from my army days. A slightly younger, thinner and more disciplined me. Was Torp younger, thinner and more disciplined back then, too? I can't entirely recall... but one out of three ain't bad? ;)




Not me. Definitely not me. You've seen it before, but I just had to repost it... doesn't he look adorable in make up? ;D

(the answer, of course, is NO, Torp doesn't look adorable in make up... he looks like a cheap whore! which was kinda the point too, if I recall correctly...)

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