"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5405!"... That made me laugh for some reason. I would never give my body to science, NEVER!
Take that, science!
Now that I think about it I should have wrote "I would never give my body to
scientists, NEVER!". Duh. They are quite free to probe and inspect me as much as they want (*1) (without harming me, of course) when I'm alive but after I'm dead I hope they keep their filthy hands, eyes and mouths (*2) off me.
(*1) They have already done it oh so many times... I keep on volunteering as demonstration piece everytime one is needed. Now when I think that I mentioned that "probe" part it does not sound... well... Anyways. I drink some cola and stay silent as it really seems my box called mouth has too many frogs in it and they all want their freedom back.
(*2) Since there's slight possibility that someone(s) might take that "mouth" part as referance to cannibalism I want to state out that it's not my concern. By mouth I meant their words and reports, cannibalism by words. I mean... I'm insulted enough already when I've been alive, I don't want it to continue after I'm dead as well. It does not hurt me after I'm dead, that's true. I just want that when the old joke called me has reached it's final destination it would be me who laughs last, not some scientist.
