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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2006, 05:14:05 pm »
Well, the local budget-o-mart had "Goth oil", so..
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #76 on: December 15, 2006, 05:39:28 pm »
Was that made out of real goths? If so, I want it!
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #77 on: December 15, 2006, 10:16:43 pm »
Like in comparison to baby oil?
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #78 on: December 15, 2006, 10:20:47 pm »
Baby oil is made for babies. I don't see why goths would need a special kind of oil. Therefore, it would be pointless to make a special kind of oil for them. The logical conclusion is that the oil is made from them...
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #79 on: December 15, 2006, 10:24:33 pm »
Nah...they stopped using real goth a while ago. Now they just use pale, cheap, imitation goths. You know. Emos.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2006, 10:41:21 pm »
That's allright. Emos have even more of the sadness needed to keep my skin silky-smooth.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #81 on: December 15, 2006, 10:41:53 pm »
Oh, now I understand. Donate yourself to Goth Oil company. Then you can come at someone's face at least once in your life. Or afterlife, to be exact.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #82 on: December 15, 2006, 10:45:20 pm »
If you mix oil with herbs and spices and stuff, you can make a good dressing for a salad. Which is eatable.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #83 on: December 15, 2006, 10:49:12 pm »
Or you can do mayo out of oil. Mix oil, egg, herbs, maybe garlic oslt and mustard in right proportions and you pretty much have it. Then you can spread mayo on your fried sausage and enjoy...
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #84 on: December 15, 2006, 10:51:21 pm »
Viagra and olive oil should also result in a very good dressing for salads...

(This was a joke a friend and I came up with in a lesson of Spanish at school. We had the Spanish word for vinegar (vinagre) and our teacher said than in Spain they use that and olive oil to create their salad dressings. My friend didn't quite hear the word, so he asked me if it was something like viagra, and then I said "viagra and olive oil must create a good salad dressing")

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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #85 on: December 15, 2006, 11:28:15 pm »
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #86 on: December 15, 2006, 11:30:04 pm »
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #87 on: December 16, 2006, 04:45:37 am »
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np: Werner & Werner - Vår Julskinka Har Rymt

How the hell did the ham manage to escape?
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #88 on: December 16, 2006, 05:42:49 am »
I bet it just did like the pancake did when it escaped.
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