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Title: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on September 14, 2009, 04:59:54 pm
(http://derechthoekigetafel.kicks-ass.net/phpbb3/download/file.php?id=175)
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: dezo on September 14, 2009, 05:35:12 pm
Epic burger!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: ~futilite~ on September 14, 2009, 06:00:45 pm
People here are so crazy, but very creative, which is good. I need to be able to give Karma.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on September 14, 2009, 07:44:36 pm
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on September 14, 2009, 10:05:17 pm
HEART BURN
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on September 14, 2009, 10:56:13 pm
My gut hurts just looking at it.

Better take some fiber pills before eating that thing...
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on September 14, 2009, 11:18:07 pm
I enjoy the action shot of the bacon being poured. Beautiful.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on September 14, 2009, 11:28:15 pm
That thing's divine. I wonder what it tastes like... It might taste good but on the other hand it might be "bit" overkill. It would be interesting to either hear 1st hand experiences about trying out that kind of monster or maybe even try that one myself. So... You actually did that and tried that?
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on September 15, 2009, 12:43:09 am
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on September 15, 2009, 01:05:27 am
I'm just curious if he actually tried that... If anyone actually tried that.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on September 15, 2009, 01:23:36 am
I'm damned tempted to do so, but I can't really afford that kind of culinary escapades.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WereVolvo on September 15, 2009, 01:26:20 am
/me gets a heart attack just from the images
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on September 15, 2009, 02:03:43 am
I'm tight on money myself but that THING really calls for special attention. I'm so tempted to improvise one for party with few friends or something...
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on September 15, 2009, 08:02:05 am
I'm tight on money myself but that THING really calls for special attention. I'm so tempted to improvise one for party with few friends or something...
I will try it myself, along with some friends, at a party next week. Will try to take video, but pics will be taken for sure. EVEN IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH IT, FUCK THEM. I want to try this and vomit at the success!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on September 15, 2009, 06:22:58 pm
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.

Damn, you're sharp.  8)

Found this picture somewhere, so decided to share with y'all.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on September 15, 2009, 07:36:25 pm
Nice sharing... Too bad you couldn't provide us taste report! Luckily Annie shall hopefully do it... That monster looks fantasdelicious!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: megashroom° on September 15, 2009, 07:46:07 pm
I will try it myself, along with some friends, at a party next week. Will try to take video, but pics will be taken for sure. EVEN IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH IT, FUCK THEM. I want to try this and vomit at the success!

Omg, do it! yay
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on September 15, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
Just hold out till sometime before October 2nd. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: megashroom° on September 15, 2009, 08:13:29 pm
Just hold out till sometime before October 2nd. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT?!

(`・ω・)b

DO WANT!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on September 16, 2009, 01:20:24 am
Waiting of tastereport is sheer torture but since that sounds earliest possible situation where we can get some hard evidence about matter there's no other choice but to endure.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on September 16, 2009, 05:41:29 pm
1000000000000000000000000000000000000 calories  :(
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: megashroom° on September 16, 2009, 10:29:18 pm
1000000000000000000000000000000000000 calories  :(

It's over 9000!!!  :o
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on September 16, 2009, 11:53:49 pm
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.

Damn, you're sharp.  8)

Found this picture somewhere, so decided to share with y'all.
I saw it at the first post but cbf'd to post. Remember Europe doesn't sell "Beef"
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Rareitor on September 17, 2009, 06:21:06 am
It looks yummy to me.... now a need a sammich *goes to the kitchen*
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on September 17, 2009, 03:47:53 pm
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.

Already we have 3 Dutch people on the forums. We are going to do the same thing to the forums as we did to America.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on September 17, 2009, 07:00:26 pm
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.

Already we have 3 Dutch people on the forums. We are going to do the same thing to the forums as we did to America.

Found a city and lose it to the British?
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Smeagol on September 17, 2009, 09:28:11 pm
They should have kept it, to be honest.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on September 17, 2009, 09:41:56 pm
They should have kept it, to be honest.

We as hell should have. Ten this board would probably be in Dutch too.  ;D And all the cool bands like Machinae Supremacy would sing in Dutch too. Hard to imagine, as the Dutch language is quite 'raw'.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on September 17, 2009, 10:19:37 pm
Not him. The packaging for the ingredients is American, and WillemNL, surprisingly, is Dutch.

Already we have 3 Dutch people on the forums. We are going to do the same thing to the forums as we did to America.

Found a city and lose it to the British?


Yup.

And WillemNL is right. The Dutch language can be (and is most of the time) extremely rude  towards people and religions like Jews, Muslims, and Christians. Luckily not all Dutchman (like me most of the time) talk like that.

And WillemNL, what happened to your freaky clown face avatar?
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on September 17, 2009, 11:30:36 pm
First of all, learn to quote. :P

Secondly. That picture is from one of the few great characters from the manga/anime series Bleach, and I got tired of it. So then I got this scary one. Search for Navras and you'll find more.
Third, I didn't mean Dutchmen being rude, I meant the Dutch language is a 'raw' language. It descends from the Germanic/Teutones. Languages like French descend from the Latin. Those are the more melodic languages, whereas the Germanic languages are more raw. English is somewhere in between, I guess.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on September 18, 2009, 09:10:29 am
He means rude as in harsh, vulgar and uneducated
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on September 18, 2009, 11:11:13 am
He means rude as in harsh, vulgar and uneducated

Aye. But that's not what I meant. ;) And FREAK continued on a point I made about the Dutch language, but he didn't get it right (the way I meant it). So that's why I gave y'all a lesson in the history of foreign languages.  :police:
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Moheeheeko on September 21, 2009, 11:27:21 am
thisiswhyyourefat.com

nuff said
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on September 23, 2009, 06:38:21 pm
I don't think your avatar is scary.

And we have another Dutchman in our colonies *ahum* i mean forum. His name is Supremae Machinacy and i know him from school.

His account can be found here: http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?action=profile;u=2457

And yes, the French language is more melodic, like in ''Le Nuke'', and here in Holland we pronounce it as ''De Nuke'', so it be can sound a bit retarded for foreigners.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on October 03, 2009, 09:24:16 pm
ok Annie, you're up! video video video!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 13, 2009, 07:02:01 pm
I am a horrible person and cannot provide. >:

The party was canceled due to an unforeseen accident, and hospital visits, and I do not want to cook the beast in my own house, THAT IS JUST SILLY.

Maybe someday I can make it up to you.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Moheeheeko on October 14, 2009, 09:36:13 pm
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: ~futilite~ on October 14, 2009, 09:40:23 pm
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Well, so that means if I cook bad bacon I will have sex? Have a guess if I'll learn to make a good bacon.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Moheeheeko on October 14, 2009, 09:48:27 pm
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Well, so that means if I cook bad bacon I will have sex? Have a guess if I'll learn to make a good bacon.

Thinking more like a consolation prize?
"sorry things didnt go wel llast night heres bacon!"

IDK, ive been up for 32 hours straight and im mind numbingly bored at work
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 15, 2009, 06:29:34 am
Quote from: Moheeheeko
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Pretty sure my sex is amazing, and bacon can never compare. I will never date someone who enjoys bacon. If we date and get married and have 3 children and I find out he likes bacon? That fucker is dead.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on October 15, 2009, 07:33:36 pm
Quote from: Moheeheeko
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.

Pretty sure my sex is amazing, and bacon can never compare. I will never date someone who enjoys bacon. If we date and get married and have 3 children and I find out he likes bacon? That fucker is dead.

That's as close to a vow of celibacy as you can possibly get.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 15, 2009, 07:46:05 pm
all men like bacon sooner or later, so that might end up to sting you, also i'm gonna need a statement from +20 guys saying that you're amazing in bed or i call bullshit
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Torp v2.0 on October 15, 2009, 09:34:50 pm
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 15, 2009, 10:21:54 pm
all men like bacon sooner or later, so that might end up to sting you, also i'm gonna need a statement from +20 guys saying that you're amazing in bed or i call bullshit
I have not had sex with twenty guys. >: They were all too busy eating bacon when I was in the mood.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 15, 2009, 10:23:40 pm
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.

Also, have you ever considered masturbating with bacon? Not like, hot or crunchy bacon, but the just barely cooked, soft and greasy shit. Sounds pretty nice.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Smeagol on October 15, 2009, 10:38:47 pm
Bacon is overhyped.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 15, 2009, 11:04:09 pm
Your awesome level is not overhyped.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on October 16, 2009, 03:04:46 am
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.

Also, have you ever considered masturbating with bacon? Not like, hot or crunchy bacon, but the just barely cooked, soft and greasy shit. Sounds pretty nice.

Sounds like a way to spoil good bacon.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on October 16, 2009, 05:27:19 am
Bacon is overhyped.

Blasphemer.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on October 16, 2009, 01:08:47 pm
I've read somewhere that bacon affects the taste of seminal fluids. This is something that I have not been able to confirm. When it comes to other aspects of bacon and sex I've heard from very reliable source* that bacon is promotes horniness (especially when combined with eggs as recommended by Casanova).

*Well actually I don't have actual proof that my source was reliable
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on October 25, 2009, 09:51:51 pm
I once ate a hamburger with bacon at Mcdonald's. That stuff was so greasy that i was ill for like 2 days after (could have been the age, i was 12).
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on October 26, 2009, 12:30:30 am
I once ate a hamburger with bacon at Mcdonald's. That stuff was so greasy that i was ill for like 2 days after (could have been the age, i was 12).

And after that you neverh ad one again?!?!  :o When I go out drinking with my friends in the city we usually step in a McDonalds or anything like it around 1/2AM. Damn hungry and those things are LOVELY at that time of night.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 26, 2009, 01:32:18 am
man i once downed 15 of those bad boys and lived
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Annie on October 26, 2009, 05:17:12 am
man i once downed 15 of those bad boys and lived

You, sir, are a God among men.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Moheeheeko on October 26, 2009, 06:25:25 pm
All the alchohol in his stomach sterilized any harmful stuff.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Smeagol on October 26, 2009, 09:17:54 pm
Romino's pizza (no, not a typo and yes, they were previously as big a rip-off as you might have thought before they were bitchslapped down with a lawsuit) at 1AM, completely shitfaced, is where it's at. Beef, ham and pepperoni pizza with a can of coke all for three quid.

I miss those days.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on October 26, 2009, 10:01:36 pm
Nothing compares to Chicago deep dish pizza.

Or to Bertucci's Carmine Pizza. Romano cheese, roasted tomato sauce, and caramelized onions... oh sweet lord.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 26, 2009, 10:52:07 pm
We're not talking about taste in this topic, we're talking about

HEART BURN
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 26, 2009, 10:55:59 pm
inb4theyservebaconandcheesestuffedpizzaburgersatmcdonalds

damn that one's a doozy! <.<
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 26, 2009, 10:57:42 pm
theyservebaconandcheesestuffedpizzaburgersatmcdonalds

just because you're in before doesn't mean i can't say it!  :D
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on October 26, 2009, 10:59:36 pm
We're not talking about taste in this topic, we're talking about

HEART BURN

Okay then.

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/HarveYDamagE/GiantBurgerAP_450x300.jpg)
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 26, 2009, 11:00:11 pm
HAHAHA i love the little burger on top
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: chompy on February 01, 2010, 06:22:40 am
That pizza burger looks intense, I bet you all got meat sweats after that. I'm tempted to make my version of that tonight or 2 minute noodle hash brown infused with vegies.

2 pizza's with meat patty in the middle and a layer of bacon. Now I'm all hungry for pizza burger. Will post a trip report if I make pizza burger.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on February 01, 2010, 05:57:49 pm
I'm having thoughts of hosting a pizza burger party.
I also recently saw a picture of a danish with chicken and mayo instead of that vanilla stuff in the middle. I'm thinking of making those, but with knit bacon instead of dough.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Laser.T on February 07, 2010, 08:10:58 am
This thread is the polar opposite of the Health thread in General.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Smeagol on February 07, 2010, 03:51:47 pm
Health is boring, dying of heart complications at 40 is awesome.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on February 07, 2010, 10:58:34 pm
Such is the way of the Britons.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WilllemNL on February 08, 2010, 12:03:43 am
Man, I'm really feeling hungry right now. =/
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Smeagol on February 08, 2010, 12:42:53 am
I am craving a fry-up right now. I blame the internet.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: chompy on February 10, 2010, 01:17:47 pm
I did make special pizza the other day and it was so good. Kinda like a big pizza with meat and bacon on it. Will try and get photo up but have forgotten my internet ability.


Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Laser.T on February 16, 2010, 02:34:35 am
I went out for pizza to a restaurant last night cos I'm classy.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: evilcandybag on February 16, 2010, 05:25:38 pm
I went out for pizza to a restaurant last night cos I'm classy.

Holy sh- that's Classy with a capital C.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: machinaeFREAK on March 11, 2010, 08:45:05 pm
That looks so fucking disgustingly delicious. Only thing I don't like is the bacon. Bacon is nasty.
learn this and learn this good, Men will take good bacon over mediocre sex ANY DAY, so you may not like it, but knowing to cook it right is a good thing.


common fact.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on March 12, 2010, 08:11:14 am
Don't rez threads if you've got nothing to say.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 09, 2010, 11:22:35 pm
Resurrecting the dead because I have something to say and show. I was hungry today so me and my GF decided to do some small hamburgers. We made some hamburger buns and then some beef. We added two kind of cheese slices, ketchup, hamburger sauce, salad, bacon and tomato. They were pretty yummy and hit the spot quite nicely.

(http://mestarix.net/Gravehill/parhautta1.jpg)
(http://mestarix.net/Gravehill/parhautta2.jpg)
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on May 09, 2010, 11:57:48 pm
What is hamburger sauce?
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 10, 2010, 12:08:45 am
Basically it's just flavoured mayonnayse. In this case includes paprika and pickle.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 10, 2010, 03:56:24 am
I think i could fill a bathtub with saliva right now. BRB making awesome food.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 10, 2010, 11:31:40 am
Remember to take some pics for our astoundishment!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Crazywater on May 12, 2010, 03:59:25 pm
I just ate some vegan hamburgers. They were yummy and looked pretty much like normal hamburgers :D
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Tolkki on May 12, 2010, 04:19:12 pm
They were yummy
How yummy? As yummy as normal ones?
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Crazywater on May 12, 2010, 04:33:32 pm
They were yummy
How yummy? As yummy as normal ones?
I think not exactly as yummy, but almost. But that could also have been because I made them for the first time.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 12, 2010, 06:13:29 pm
Protip: take vegan burgers with you on festivals, as they do not require cooking
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 12, 2010, 06:36:22 pm
Pix or it never happeneth!
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Crazywater on May 12, 2010, 07:20:04 pm
I tried to make pictures with my MacBook camera but they turned out pretty crappy.

Anyways, the burgers themselves looked a bit like this
(http://www.pixelbanane.de/yafu/2137530712/burgers.jpg)
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: WereVolvo on May 12, 2010, 07:28:22 pm
Looks like a couple of deep-fried jellyfishes
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: harvey danger on May 12, 2010, 09:45:09 pm
Be careful of what kinds of veggie burgers you eat... some contain a neurotoxin.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 13, 2010, 11:38:56 am
Out of curiosity, how did you make those veggieburgers? I once tried making one from crushed soy but it did not work out well...
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2010, 10:33:34 pm
they look like brains.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Crazywater on May 29, 2010, 04:48:24 pm
Out of curiosity, how did you make those veggieburgers? I once tried making one from crushed soy but it did not work out well...
Basically, you would replace meat+eggs by beans, gluten and water. The original recipe called for black beans, but as I neither had black beans nor gluten, I just used kidney beans and wheat flour. The burgers might have gotten a better texture with the original ingredients, though.
The rest of the ingredients is bread crumbs, onions, chili powder, tomato paste, garlic, salt and of course cumin, the usual stuff you'd put in a burger.
Title: Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
Post by: Gravehill on May 29, 2010, 04:58:01 pm
I have to give them try some day. Texture of your burgers looked really good!