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Title: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 08, 2008, 06:15:46 pm
Ok, it's simple, but i think it'll be quite funny if you put your funny head into it. If it gets offensive i'll just delete your post, moderator style. You know the drill folks! You're a clean bunch anyway so i don't need to worry :)


EXAMPLE:
Wisher: I wish i was a little taller

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Wish Corruptor: Granted, but we cut your arms off to make it happen.

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Wisher: I wish people gave me presents more often

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WIsh Corruptor: Granted, but all the presents contain used nappies, from your dog.



EXAMPLE OVER




If you don't get it, god bless you. And good luck in life, anyways.. ill get the ball rolling.



I wish i wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2008, 06:42:34 pm
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 08, 2008, 07:18:39 pm
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
Granted, but everyone will think that you are a huge geek and your social life will plummet into a sad addiction of cathuffing.

I wish that magically I could receive all the nice gaming consoles out there. NAUW.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 08, 2008, 07:35:58 pm
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
Granted, but everyone will think that you are a huge geek and your social life will plummet into a sad addiction of cathuffing.

I wish that magically I could receive all the nice gaming consoles out there. NAUW.

Granted, but we'll take your internet and all (if more) of your computer(s).

I wish that Super Smash Bros. Brawl wouldn't take so fucking long to be released in Europe.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 08, 2008, 08:10:21 pm
granted, but your arms will fall off when its released!
i wish i wasnt so cold. :(
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 08, 2008, 08:20:48 pm
Granted, but only because you're falling to your volcanoey magma doom!



I wish i didn't have exams next week.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 08, 2008, 08:36:09 pm
Granted, but only because you're falling to your volcanoey magma doom!



I wish i didn't have exams next week.

Granted, but you will have three totally random pop-quizzes the week before.

I wish that I didn't have an another project to do in school so soon


granted, but your arms will fall off when its released!


(aaaww. :()
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 08, 2008, 08:53:13 pm
Granted. You're thrown out of school, and don't have to take any school projects ever again.

I wish people cared more for others, and expressed their love for their loved ones more often.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 08, 2008, 09:01:13 pm
Granted, but they will also express their hate for their hated ones more often, so everybody ends up killing eachother with rusty forks.

I wish I had a sandwich.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2008, 09:04:09 pm
Granted, but the sandwich contains fragmented glass, working its way into your bloodstream and killing you slowly and painfully
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 08, 2008, 09:13:57 pm
Granted, but the invisible wish turns visible so everybody laughs at its sillyness.

I wish some days had 36 hours instead of 24.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2008, 09:25:32 pm
(oh snap, did I forget to provide a wish? My bad :P)

Granted, but such a benefit involves drastic changes in the Earth's orbit around the sun, fundamentally disrupting the climate and bringing us dangerously closer to other planets and asteroids.

I wish I had a car.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 08, 2008, 09:59:52 pm
(this one should be obvious)

Granted, but it is a WereVolvo that will devour your intestines at full moon.

I wish I had a candy bar.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2008, 10:02:45 pm
Granted, but eating it triggers severe diabetes.

I wish the fuckheads over in Iran would stop utilizing ever-more-brutal and primitive ways of killing their people.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 08, 2008, 10:06:11 pm
Granted, but then the fuckheads over in Tajikistan will start utilizing ever-more-brutal and primitive ways of killing their people.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2008, 10:28:27 pm
Granted, but by the time you know what to wish for, someone else has already stolen your wish.

I wish that they would start making Firefly episodes again.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Caranfin on January 08, 2008, 10:43:57 pm
Granted, but Joss Whedon no longer has any say about the series and the new lead writer has a fixation on chromed spaceships, warp-drives, and twinkler guns.

I wish I could get some sleep.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 08, 2008, 11:25:39 pm
Granted, but you will sleep for so long that when you wake up, there is no such thing as a "Universe".

I wish I had a carnivorous plant.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 08, 2008, 11:56:19 pm
Granted, but your furniture now craves for manflesh.

I wish i was invincible
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: evilcandybag on January 08, 2008, 11:57:21 pm
Granted, but everybody else died, so now you're all alone.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 08, 2008, 11:58:40 pm
granted, but then you'd have no spoon to eat it with ]:
i wish i didnt have to do college work!
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 09, 2008, 12:02:58 am
Granted, but the college send gay manwhores to your house to "do it" for you. And then they fuck you.



I wish i could fly.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 09, 2008, 12:04:57 am
granted, but then you'll fly to close to the sun and burn in an inferno of meganess.
i wish the weeks didnt go so quickly.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 09, 2008, 12:06:13 am
Granted, but they now come even quicker, and stay, forever. piling up in your wardrobe in a collective, week-like mesh.

..Then they kill you.



I wish i had more wishes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 09, 2008, 01:06:48 am
granted, but then you'll become a subservient genie and grant everyone THEIR wishes!
i wish gordon was my sexy slave.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 09, 2008, 04:09:16 am
Granted.


.. what is that not corrupt enough?


I wish Elmo was the pope, i don't care why, i just do.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 09, 2008, 10:40:16 pm
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 09, 2008, 11:58:15 pm
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 10, 2008, 12:58:02 am
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.

Granted, but you're now wanted by the police for the assault and violent robbing of old ladies.

I wish I could remember to write my wishes for once :P
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 10, 2008, 01:03:16 am
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.

Granted, but you're now wanted by the police for the assault and violent robbing of old ladies.

I wish I could remember to write my wishes for once :P
Granted, but you will never make good wishes and all the ones you make will just end up being corrupted in a horrible horrible way that includes kittens, space rockets and marshmallows.

I wish that this wish is a wish that cant be corrupted in any way, thus making it invulnerable to all the corruptin' going on in this thread and that in the end of this long sentence I will get lots of dem monies.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 10, 2008, 01:44:40 am
Granted, but only in opposite world. This is the real world. You die now.



I wish that i was fit.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ozziz on January 10, 2008, 01:48:07 am
Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 10, 2008, 01:52:43 am
Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)


Granted, but it turns out, its not so awesome, you cry, I win, suicide ensues.


I wish you would tell me who you are :D (welcome, don't leave!)


Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ozziz on January 10, 2008, 01:57:26 am
Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)


Granted, but it turns out, its not so awesome, you cry, I win, suicide ensues.


I wish you would tell me who you are :D (welcome, don't leave!)




Granted, thou suicide ensues if you get to know me too well. I'm just so cool.
EDIT: Better check the introduction section ;P

I wish that this time my forum experience would be better than any of the previous.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 10, 2008, 01:58:35 am
(OT:Granted. Stay a while, stay forever! The bad men have left us now)

I will leave this wish to be granted and corrupted by somebody else, nite nite.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 11, 2008, 12:53:07 am
Granted. In fact, it get so good you get addicted and start reading all the old threads. Every post in the forum. And you end up without any life outside it and the IRC channel.

I wish for a cool new shirt. And for a washboard stomach.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 11, 2008, 01:10:28 am
Granted!


But you now have 5 exes who take all your money and possesions

I wish machinae would tour with CoB
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 11, 2008, 01:40:09 am
No problem. I don't have that many possessions anyway. I don't see how that's an effect of my wish, though.

Granted. The guys decide to tour together, but the two bands clash. They end up in a fistfight resulting in Alexi and Roope getting their hands so hurt they can never again play the guitar. Machinae gets off without any charges, claiming it was all in self defense.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 11, 2008, 06:25:51 pm
No problem. I don't have that many possessions anyway. I don't see how that's an effect of my wish, though.

Granted. The guys decide to tour together, but the two bands clash. They end up in a fistfight resulting in Alexi and Roope getting their hands so hurt they can never again play the guitar. Machinae gets off without any charges, claiming it was all in self defense.


You have to make a wish, sir torp. Otherwise you can't have it granted and corrupted. the game awaits your move.


EDIT: Takin too long :P


I wish i wasn't so fucking hungover, i feel like im gonna vomit.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 12, 2008, 09:39:50 pm
Granted. You vomit, and your hangover disappears. However, you get vomit stuck in your nose, and it doesn't go away for several days.

I wish I had remember to ask for a wish in my last post.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ozziz on January 12, 2008, 09:53:31 pm
Granted, but its already too late now. Nothing can be done.

I wish i had corrected my sleeping rythms for this weekend.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 13, 2008, 02:34:02 am
Granted, they have been correct to a time signature of 7/4. Your body is rhythmically unstable, you dance to the irregular time signature in your sleep and any girlfriend you get leaves you because of this. Bummer.



I wish more people would take part in this genius game.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Smeagol on January 13, 2008, 02:37:36 am
Granted, I'm now here.

I wish that I had more beer to hand right now.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 13, 2008, 02:52:51 am
granted, but then they'll be so much beer you'll become the REAL jack osbourne.
i wish fiindil was in my bed right now.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Smeagol on January 13, 2008, 04:50:26 am
Granted, but you discover that sodomy isn't your bag.

I wish Jameson Whiskey wasn't so crap. SERIOUSLY. What is with that shit?
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 04:59:57 am
Granted, but you discover that sodomy isn't your bag.

I wish Jameson Whiskey wasn't so crap. SERIOUSLY. What is with that shit?

Granted, but the Balvenie Portwood 21 year old will still own it any day of the week, making you addicted to it.

I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 13, 2008, 05:16:44 am
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 05:40:10 am
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 13, 2008, 05:57:11 am
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
Granted but that star is Freddie Mercury risen from the grave. You wanted it now, you wanted it all and you got it all behind.

I wish that I would not have to go to work.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 06:07:06 am
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
Granted but that star is Freddie Mercury risen from the grave. You wanted it now, you wanted it all and you got it all behind.

I wish that I would not have to go to work.

Granted, but that nutball government over in Finland have suddenly decided that all nurses speaking negatively of it are traitors and will be sent to work camps in Siberia at the earliest opportunity.

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

(oh, and I am rather miffed, Gravehill... you didn't continue the quote I wrote >:( it goes:
"care for what you wish, care for what you say, care for what you wish, you may regret it, care for what you wish, you just might get it"; Metallica - King Nothing)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ozziz on January 13, 2008, 05:05:52 pm

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

Granted, but after it arrives, you have to pay huge taxes for it. In the end you are left with nothing.

I wish my bmw would be volvo instead. (by my experience, bmw is utter shit, heed my word comrades)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 05:27:19 pm

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

Granted, but after it arrives, you have to pay huge taxes for it. In the end you are left with nothing.

I wish my bmw would be volvo instead. (by my experience, bmw is utter shit, heed my word comrades)

granted, but it's a WEREVOLVO who bites you and turns you into one too.


I wish I had a digital SLR to take awesome pictures with.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 13, 2008, 09:19:41 pm
I wish I had a digital SLR to take awesome pictures with.
Granted but all you can photograph with it is analogue STD close ups.

I wish I had not open the box.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lexx on January 13, 2008, 09:32:20 pm
I wish I had not open the box.

Granted, but the cat's dead anyway.

I wish this coffee wasn't cold.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 13, 2008, 09:33:46 pm
Granted, but it is so hot that your brain will melt when you drink it.

I wish I had a pie.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 09:36:59 pm
Granted, but it is so hot that your brain will melt when you drink it.

I wish I had a pie.

Granted, but Weebl and Bob steal it and send Hairy Lee and Wee Bull after you to make sure you don't steal it back

I wish I had a cake
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 13, 2008, 09:38:47 pm
Granted, but it is a lie.

I wish I had a blimp.
(everybody needs to get a blimp 'coz blimps are pretty pimp (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/blimp/) ;D)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 13, 2008, 09:42:10 pm
Granted, but your speakers explode due to the FUCKING LOUD MUSIC

I wish i could make parties with a flick of my wang
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 13, 2008, 09:44:50 pm
Granted, but your speakers explode due to the FUCKING LOUD MUSIC

I wish i could make parties with a flick of my wang

granted, but it falls off shortly afterwards.

I wish I was a Dance Commander so everyone would obey me when I'm givin' out the order for fun.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 13, 2008, 10:14:31 pm
granted, but they also obey you when you, exasperated, mutter "fuck!" under your breath, or, when you're frustrated, tell someone to "eat me!" The world is soon destroyed.

i wish every person in all worlds now and always were inescapably happy forever.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 14, 2008, 12:07:26 am
Granted, but without sadness, happyness lost its meaning and emotions are now all trashed up.

I wish we had a Fuck You smiley on these forums
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 14, 2008, 12:17:57 am
granted, but they also obey you when you, exasperated, mutter "fuck!" under your breath, or, when you're frustrated, tell someone to "eat me!" The world is soon destroyed.

i wish every person in all worlds now and always were inescapably happy forever.
Granted, but the meaning of the word "happy" is changed to "being continually violated by a 5 meter long pole with lots of spikes"

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish I get someone to play Tabula Rasa with me
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 14, 2008, 02:32:44 am
Oi. I know its late but you can't just go skipping questions.  ;D
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ozziz on January 14, 2008, 03:15:40 pm
I wish we had a Fuck You smiley on these forums

Granted, but now everybody spams them and its not fun anymore.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish I get someone to play Tabula Rasa with me

Granted, granted, granted and granted, but now some other game has less players, and the other players feel sad and start to steal your players.

We corrupt 2 wishes now... this is getting hard.

I wish i had that girlfriend that apparently left me because of my sleepdancing (according to megadökyo i dance in sleep... that's so cool ^^)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 14, 2008, 04:27:41 pm
I wish i had that girlfriend that apparently left me because of my sleepdancing (according to megadökyo i dance in sleep... that's so cool ^^)

Granted... But she'll just leave you again.

I wish that my goddamn Gamecube controllers, memory card and Redeemer would arrive soon! (STUPID GINZA! >_<)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: evilcandybag on January 14, 2008, 04:40:48 pm
Granted, but they are neatly pressed into a 2*2*2cm compact cube.

I wish I had a hamburger.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 14, 2008, 05:26:57 pm
Granted, but this man wants it back, and he's already on his way for you.

(http://www.brainhandles.com/otherimages/bking.jpg)

I wish I could just pause time and pig out for the next 6 months.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 14, 2008, 06:05:54 pm
I wish I could just pause time and pig out for the next 6 months.
Granted, but you'll have so much fun and freedom you can never blend back into society properly again.

I wish i had a beer.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 14, 2008, 06:07:40 pm
granted, but the beer contains anthrax. oh no! :P

i wish it rained every day for the next fortnight.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 14, 2008, 06:20:02 pm
Granted. It does. In fact, the next forthnight is filled with stormy weather. While having a shower a section of your roof collapses, trapping you in a bathtub being slowly filled with ice-cold rainwater. You drown.

I wish I'll be able to lose another 8 kg's before summer.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 14, 2008, 06:24:10 pm
Granted. It does. In fact, the next forthnight is filled with stormy weather. While having a shower a section of your roof collapses, trapping you in a bathtub being slowly filled with ice-cold rainwater. You drown.
OT: dude, that would suck so much

I wish I'll be able to lose another 8 kg's before summer.
Didn't i already answer this?
Anyway! Granted, but the kilos in kilo world plan a silent uprising and conquer the planet, and now kilos are trying to lose you.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 14, 2008, 06:28:44 pm
Granted but your amnesia makes you forget to make a wish.

I wish that my fish would make proper dish without wash with little cash.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 14, 2008, 06:36:52 pm
Granted, but the fish turns out to be a piranha who eats your legs before you can stop it.

I wish we could find the dude who leaked Overworld and punish him/her horribly (all the while listening to the awesome music, of course ;D)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 14, 2008, 06:39:01 pm
granted, but would iggmans parents really be pleased with their son and his loss of limbs?

i wish that i had chocolate.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 14, 2008, 06:59:44 pm
granted, but would iggmans parents really be pleased with their son and his loss of limbs?

i wish that i had chocolate.


i thought the point of the game was to CORRUPT my wish, not improve it? ;) and anyways, can you really see iggman as having access to the album before release?

anyway, back to the game:

Your wish is granted, but when you're eating it you find half of a dead beetle stuck in the middle of it.

I wish I didn't have to to the dishes right now.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 14, 2008, 07:06:38 pm
granted, but now the dishes are doing YOU. ;)

i wish that machinae supremacy would play in the UK soon for funtimes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 14, 2008, 07:12:17 pm
granted, but now the dishes are doing YOU. ;)

i wish that machinae supremacy would play in the UK soon for funtimes.


granted, but mumppis gets them roaring drunk beforehand, turning the concert into a disaster. Oh, and Rob vomits over you from on stage.

I wish I had the time, dedication and money to own an Akita Inu or Labrador Retriever puppy :(
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 14, 2008, 07:17:40 pm
granted, but then they'd get so big they'd eat you.

i wish i had more time to wish for more wish-esque wishes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 14, 2008, 09:57:12 pm
granted, but then they'd get so big they'd eat you.

i wish i had more time to wish for more wish-esque wishes.


Granted, but you won't come up with a new wish.

I wish that Overworld was released NOW! I CAN'T TAKE IT! T_T
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 14, 2008, 11:53:50 pm
Granted...


.. i can't corrupt this one damnit!


I wish i could corrupt Overlord's pre-release
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 15, 2008, 12:09:59 am
Granted...


.. i can't corrupt this one damnit!


I wish i could corrupt Overlord's pre-release


Granted, but while your corrupting it, you can not see the Edge and Pearl video... or something similiar.

I wish that we can continue to wish corruptable wishes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Outboundlight on January 15, 2008, 12:40:43 am
Granted, but you get a slap for coming up with crap wishes.


I wish I hadn't lost the latest version of my TV show treatment.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: evilcandybag on January 15, 2008, 03:34:22 am
Granted, but when it finally airs, it turns out to be the wrong video, so the whole nation gets to see a quite embarrassing short starring you and Fiindil's mom. And Iggman.

I wish I knew how to Hadoken.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 15, 2008, 04:56:11 pm
Granted, but when it finally airs, it turns out to be the wrong video, so the whole nation gets to see a quite embarrassing short starring you and Fiindil's mom. And Iggman.

I wish I knew how to Hadoken.

Granted, but so will everyone else, and they'll also learn Shoryuken too.

I wish that my menu system would work. >_>
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 15, 2008, 05:12:39 pm
Granted, but when it finally airs, it turns out to be the wrong video, so the whole nation gets to see a quite embarrassing short starring you and Fiindil's mom. And Iggman.

I wish I knew how to Hadoken.

Granted, but so will everyone else, and they'll also learn Shoryuken too.

I wish that my menu system would work. >_>

Granted, but then suddenly ten more annoying bugs appear, forcing you to recode the whole shit from start.

I wish I could afford the Flash ActionScript Bible right here and now to complement my Flash CS3 Bible
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 15, 2008, 05:33:09 pm
Granted, but then suddenly ten more annoying bugs appear, forcing you to recode the whole shit from start.

I wish I could afford the Flash ActionScript Bible right here and now to complement my Flash CS3 Bible
Granted, but after buying it you find out that its is actually the Bible. Only that it has been translated to lol-language and you are doomed to read it for some kind of assignment.

I wish...... That the people on #machinaesupremacy would stop talking about different kinds of fetishes and piercings.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 15, 2008, 05:46:23 pm
Granted, but then suddenly ten more annoying bugs appear, forcing you to recode the whole shit from start.

I wish I could afford the Flash ActionScript Bible right here and now to complement my Flash CS3 Bible
Granted, but after buying it you find out that its is actually the Bible. Only that it has been translated to lol-language and you are doomed to read it for some kind of assignment.

I wish...... That the people on #machinaesupremacy would stop talking about different kinds of fetishes and piercings.

Granted, but then you will start talking about it. :(

I wish that the SDL that came with my Pygame release wasn't so bugged! <_<
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 15, 2008, 06:28:31 pm
Granted but now the pygame is for 21 years and over, your parents take it off you.


I wish i wasn't so nervous about my drum exam tomorrow.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 15, 2008, 06:31:37 pm
granted, but your teacher will contract genital warts from your mother.

i got my wish and it rained so much places are flooding and trains are being cancelled. i wish i could teleport to places!
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 15, 2008, 07:06:46 pm
granted, but your teacher will contract genital warts from your mother.

i got my wish and it rained so much places are flooding and trains are being cancelled. i wish i could teleport to places!


Granted, but you will just teleport to random places, without control.

I wish that SSBB wasn't delayed for you guys. :(
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 15, 2008, 11:33:09 pm
Granted, but you will just teleport to random places, without control.

I wish that SSBB wasn't delayed for you guys. :(

Granted, But only playable character is a blue pikachu.

I wish i had 3 more wishes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 15, 2008, 11:35:57 pm

Granted, But only playable character is a blue pikachu.

I wish i had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but you'll only get carnivorous butterflies with the two other wishes, whatever your wish really is.

I wish I was mentally stable.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 16, 2008, 12:09:37 am

Granted, But only playable character is a blue pikachu.

I wish i had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but you'll only get carnivorous butterflies with the two other wishes, whatever your wish really is.

I wish I was mentally stable.

Granted, however, you are turned into a talking version of your avatar.

I wish that "I wish" was played more often in the radio.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bearfoot on January 19, 2008, 12:43:35 pm
Nothing but that one song forever and forever and you can't turn it off.

I wish I didn't have to trim my beard so often.. :P
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 19, 2008, 03:58:36 pm
Nothing but that one song forever and forever and you can't turn it off.

I wish I didn't have to trim my beard so often.. :P
Granted, but it'll just relocate to an area near your buttcheeks.

I wish I had Overworld already.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 19, 2008, 05:07:30 pm
Granted, but it'll just relocate to an area near your buttcheeks.

I wish I had Overworld already.

Granted, But the cd case is filled with anthrax.

I wish I could fly!
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 19, 2008, 06:40:44 pm
Granted.

However, you never learnt to land properly, and every time you do, you walk away from the landing site black and blue. At best.

I wish you were here.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 19, 2008, 07:10:41 pm
granted, but im now engaging in surprise sex with your mother.
i wish that i had money. more money.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 19, 2008, 07:38:48 pm
How can you, when she's not here?

Granted. You now have money. Lots of money. However, they're foreign money, and all in coin, so you can't exchange them for anything useful. And to make things worse, before you manage to do anything with it hyperinflation hits, and the money is worth nothing.

I wish I had more chocolate.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 19, 2008, 10:51:08 pm
Granted, it's poo though.

I wish i had poo.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 19, 2008, 11:02:51 pm
granted. but...well, thats bad enough by itself unless you're into...poo play. :/
i wish my ex girlfriend would BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 19, 2008, 11:32:32 pm
Granted, but she'll be back after 6 months, she'll back. More annoying than ever.

I wish that I could be play the guitar.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 19, 2008, 11:42:37 pm
Granted, but your english is now improved.


I wish i was lvl 70
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 20, 2008, 02:12:33 am
Granted, but your english is now improved. <- That's an improvement! Thanks Rad. :D


I wish i was lvl 70

Granted, but you won't have any Epics/Legendary/DONKEY!/wtfever equips. :(

I wish that Event 36 wasn't so fscking hard! (I eventually beat it though)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: harvey danger on January 20, 2008, 07:13:53 am
Granted, but since it's easier it renders the game completely unfulfilling and leaves you so depressed that you eventually question everything you do in life and wind up leading a life as a monk in a Buddhist temple. Whether or not this winds up being a good thing we do not know, because you disappear from the internet completely.

I wish someone would hire me already.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 20, 2008, 11:15:02 am
Granted, but since it's easier it renders the game completely unfulfilling and leaves you so depressed that you eventually question everything you do in life and wind up leading a life as a monk in a Buddhist temple. Whether or not this winds up being a good thing we do not know, because you disappear from the internet completely.

I wish someone would hire me already.

Granted, but only as a sex slave. For 50 men.

I wish that I don't have to become a monk.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 20, 2008, 01:16:36 pm
Granted, you become a nun.

I wish I had a pie for each time a thread went off-topic in these forums.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 20, 2008, 01:36:24 pm
Granted, but it's explosive pie, so you're constantly in fear for your life due to exploding pies appearing around every corner. You go insane and end up mumbling "pie" in an asylum for the rest of your days. Game over.



I wish i never had to cut my hair, it'd just stay the same forever.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 20, 2008, 02:17:24 pm
Granted, but now your toe nails grow with such a speed that you have to cut them every day to avoid them cutting your shoes to shreds.

I wish I wasn't so cold right now.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 20, 2008, 02:25:48 pm
I wish I wasn't so cold right now.
Granted but you end up being in flames, burning your house in process.

I wish that I could watch a movie.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: CrunchyLizard on January 20, 2008, 03:28:27 pm
Granted, but it's a movie with 50 old and hairy man performing fellatio on eachother followed by a session of them cutting off their own testicles with rusty garden scissors.

I wish I didn't have such a sick imagination.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 20, 2008, 06:06:05 pm
Granted, but you can only think of butterflies and bulldozers from now on.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Outboundlight on January 20, 2008, 06:44:11 pm
I wish Rad had made a wish
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 20, 2008, 07:08:34 pm
Can't really grant that..
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 20, 2008, 07:51:50 pm
I wish i had my driving licence
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 20, 2008, 08:13:41 pm
I wish i had my driving licence
Granted, but it's a license to legally drive a butterfly. A pink, fluffy butterfly.

And it bites.


I wish I hadn't screwed up some important plans today :/
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Niccho on January 20, 2008, 08:27:18 pm
I wish I hadn't screwed up some important plans today :/

Granted, but to make this happen, you needed to travel back in time, and thanks to you and your "what if i fixed something else while im here" attitude, you live in a box now.

I wish i had an 8-string guitar
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 20, 2008, 08:30:38 pm
edit: Grr, too slow  >:(

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 20, 2008, 08:52:12 pm
edit: Grr, too slow  >:(

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.
Granted, but you will be taxed of everything else you do, like breathing, using your perceptive instincts, sleeping and suchlike. Congratulations on your wish.

I wish my oranges were sweet rather than sour.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 20, 2008, 08:54:26 pm
Granted, but now clementines are sour and unpleasant instead.

I wish I had my own Dance Commander
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 20, 2008, 08:56:03 pm
Granted, but now clementines are sour and unpleasant instead.

I wish I had my own Dance Commander
I'd ignore clementines over sweet oranges.

Granted, but you would have to dance all day all night without a moments rest for the next twelve months of your conscription.

I wish I had some pepper candies, they're good stuff :(
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Niccho on January 20, 2008, 09:00:23 pm
I wish I had some pepper candies, they're good stuff :(

Granted, but to get them, you have to pay a terrible fee of 2 euros!

I wish i even had 2 euros :<
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 20, 2008, 09:02:34 pm
I wish I had some pepper candies, they're good stuff :(

Granted, but to get them, you have to pay a terrible fee of 2 euros!

I wish i even had 2 euros :<
Granted, but everything will cost more than two euros in w world where you have only two euro.

I wish my pizza wasn't cold.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 20, 2008, 09:03:36 pm
Granted, but now it's so hot that it gives your mouth third-degree burns

I wish I had more chocolate milk.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 20, 2008, 09:11:45 pm
Granted, but now it's so hot that it gives your mouth third-degree burns

I wish I had more chocolate milk.
Granted.



it's not chocolate.




I wish my wishes were better.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Niccho on January 20, 2008, 09:21:11 pm
Granted, but now it's so hot that it gives your mouth third-degree burns

I wish I had more chocolate milk.
Granted.



it's not chocolate.




I wish my wishes were better.

Granted, but unfortunately "better wishes" are cheesy ones like world peace and crap like that.

orite the wish:

i wish BSG season 4 would start already >:(
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 20, 2008, 09:29:27 pm
Granted, but the plot turns out to be poorly written, admiral Adama commits suicide while listening to Linkin Park and the Cylon God makes an appearance, played by Charlton Heston.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 20, 2008, 09:30:14 pm
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD BLOODY WISH SO I CAN FUCK THINGS UP
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 20, 2008, 10:10:38 pm
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD BLOODY WISH SO I CAN FUCK THINGS UP

Granted, but things fuck you up instead.

I wish that Robert could teach me some tracking and Photo Manipulation tricks
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ~futilite~ on January 20, 2008, 10:24:07 pm
Granted, but now he doesn't have any time left for MaSu and they become crappy and nobody likes them any more.

I wish that I had more good music in my iTunes...
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 21, 2008, 01:50:43 am
Granted, but it's all michael jackson songs.

I wish i could see MaSu live.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 21, 2008, 02:16:23 am
Granted but because you see them through buss window that speeds past their gigplace you can only see them briefly, for some seconds, and don't even hear the sounds.

I wish that I had gone sleeping one hour ago.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 21, 2008, 02:19:02 pm
Granted but because you see them through buss window that speeds past their gigplace you can only see them briefly, for some seconds, and don't even hear the sounds.

I wish that I had gone sleeping one hour ago.

Granted, but you will sleep until your next chore-/assignment-/whatever-time plus one hour. You failed the chore/assignment/whatever.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptable.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 21, 2008, 03:20:22 pm
Granted but because you see them through buss window that speeds past their gigplace you can only see them briefly, for some seconds, and don't even hear the sounds.

I wish that I had gone sleeping one hour ago.

Granted, but you will sleep until your next chore-/assignment-/whatever-time plus one hour. You failed the chore/assignment/whatever.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptable.

No.

I wish the the corruption of this wish is funny!
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 21, 2008, 03:41:01 pm
Granted, but its not.


I wish my guild leader had pms
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 21, 2008, 03:43:10 pm
granted, but it'll be all over you.
i wish that i my lessons were cancelled all week.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 21, 2008, 03:48:49 pm
Er. Dude that's so gross. ;d

Granted, but you'd have too much fun and would never be able to blend into society properly.


Btw, my lessons ARE cancelled this week. :)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Ant on January 21, 2008, 05:39:21 pm
Your wish is non-existant and therefore, you are now too.

I wish afros weren't so last year.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 21, 2008, 05:45:27 pm
Your wish is non-existant and therefore, you are now too.

I wish afros weren't so last year.

Granted, but since no-one will have them, you'll be alone.

I wish that I could design. >_>
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Annie on January 21, 2008, 06:41:09 pm
I wish that I could design. >_>

Granted, but you'll design the most amazing thing IN THE WORLD and then women will want you for your money and break your heart! BWHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish I could put my new gauge in without it hurting.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 21, 2008, 06:59:01 pm
I wish that I could design. >_>

Granted, but you'll design the most amazing thing IN THE WORLD and then women will want you for your money and break your heart! BWHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish I could put my new gauge in without it hurting.


Meh, I'd just Falcon Punch them. ^_^

Granted, but since I don't know wtf you're talking about, other random things will hurt instead.

I wish that MSN emoticons would GTFO
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Lysix on January 21, 2008, 07:28:01 pm
granted, but then so would your real emotions and you'd become a blank void known as bocomia.
i wish that my my provisional driving licence photo wasnt so bad.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 21, 2008, 09:44:59 pm
Granted, but now you get pulled over every time you're out driving by cops who want to jerk off to your hawt picture.

I wish I had a girlfriend made of win and awesome.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 21, 2008, 10:01:49 pm
granted, but mdx calls at your door, he wants his win and awesome back.


i wish i was a kangaroo.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 21, 2008, 10:53:17 pm
Granted, but you get no pouch!

I wish i was funny.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 21, 2008, 11:13:05 pm
Granted, but you're not

i wish i had play dough
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: harvey danger on January 21, 2008, 11:32:00 pm
Granted, but you're not

i wish i had play dough

Granted, but it's got glitter in it so after you play with it, all the glitter gets stuck to your hands and is a bitch to get off.

I wish I could remember what my assignment for my Psych class was. :-X
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 21, 2008, 11:39:58 pm
Granted, but it was due yesterday and results in you failing the class.

I wish I could play guitar.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: ~futilite~ on January 21, 2008, 11:42:13 pm
Granted, but you can now bewitch people by playing the guitar, so people are afraid and steal your guitars and noone wants to sell you a new one.

I wish that grass was violet.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: harvey danger on January 21, 2008, 11:44:03 pm
Granted, but it was due yesterday and results in you failing the class.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but it confuses the hippies who stopped taking LSD years ago into thinking that they're tripping, and this causes massive havoc all around the world resulting in the regression of humanity into the stone age.

I wish I could figure out why my TV tuner wasn't working.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 22, 2008, 12:23:25 am
Granted - you find out that it's because of government and ufo conspiracy to gain control over people with televisions when they're on. No your tuner is working and you belong to them.

I wish that there were more hours in day.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: harvey danger on January 22, 2008, 12:31:41 am
Granted - you find out that it's because of government and ufo conspiracy to gain control over people with televisions when they're on. No your tuner is working and you belong to them.

I wish that there were more hours in day.

Granted, but this requires that the earth changes orbit, so that it becomes uninhabitable.

I wish that there was more snow outside.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 22, 2008, 12:34:46 am
Granted, but this too requires drastic changes in climate, so there's an ice age in your part of the world right now.

I wish that my lectures didn't start so early in the morning :P
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Gravehill on January 22, 2008, 12:48:08 am
Granted but they last so long that when they're done it's already next morning and new lectures starts right after them... same goes on and on and on and on...

I wish that I would learn to understand principles of porcelain painting.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 22, 2008, 01:01:07 am
Granted but they last so long that when they're done it's already next morning and new lectures starts right after them... same goes on and on and on and on...

I wish that I would learn to understand principles of porcelain painting.

Granted, but you're kidnapped by a weird brotherhood who force you to paint their toilets... while they are using them

I wish I had more lemonade.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on January 22, 2008, 06:40:09 pm
granted, but all the containers in the world now have holes in them, so you can't enjoy it in moderation, MUHAHAAHA ANTI-MODERATION!


i wish my house mate did not drink half of my fucking orange juice without asking >:(


Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Muckwuddly on January 22, 2008, 06:54:01 pm
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 22, 2008, 07:21:37 pm
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.

Granted, but it's too loud, so your hearing will be severely lowered, leaving you unable to fully enjoy Machinae Supremacy. :(

I wish that I had food. >_>
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Muckwuddly on January 22, 2008, 07:26:20 pm
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.

Granted, but it's too loud, so your hearing will be severely lowered, leaving you unable to fully enjoy Machinae Supremacy. :(

I wish that I had food. >_>

NOOO!

Granted, but it's LOVE BUTTER COOKIEEES.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 22, 2008, 07:36:34 pm
You fail at both corrupting wishes and making them ;) love butter cookies is made of win and awesome. and love.

I wish I won't be affected by the stock market crash in any negative way (I don't know if I will anyways, but I certainly hope I won't)
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Ant on January 22, 2008, 08:38:04 pm
Granted, but this means that you can never invest in the stock market, even after receiving an extremely lucrative tip from Torp

I wish fluffy animals were so fluffy that they could bestow a war between nature and mothers.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 22, 2008, 10:51:35 pm
Granted, but they make peace and you are covered in fluffyness.



I wish comeback kid was in the line up for groezrock 2008.

They are at graspop though..
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Bocom on January 23, 2008, 09:02:38 pm
Granted, but they make peace and you are covered in fluffyness.



I wish comeback kid was in the line up for groezrock 2008.

They are at graspop though..


Granted, but you'll miss both.

I wish that I was good
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Kråhffäh on January 23, 2008, 11:47:54 pm
Granted, but no girl dares to take interest in you, cause you seem too good to be true.

I wish slipknot and disturbed released their new albums tomorow.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 24, 2008, 12:03:16 am
Granted, but no girl dares to take interest in you, cause you seem too good to be true.

I wish slipknot and disturbed released their new albums tomorow.
Granted, but they will be filled with subliminal messages telling you to reveal your private parts in public areas.

I wish....

......I wish upon a star that it would not fall on me and kill me.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Asor on January 24, 2008, 12:35:16 am
Granted, but you will be horribly mutilated by a comet that is oddly shaped like a huge phallic object. This will lead to all the newspapers wondering the weirdness of such a object and not remembering to note that someone died during the crash.


I wish it can b huggy tiems nauw with a very good looking female-human-creature.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: WereVolvo on January 24, 2008, 12:38:26 am
Granted, but she infects you with AIDS.

I wish Torp had TF2.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 24, 2008, 04:48:42 am
Granted, but she infects you with AIDS.

I wish Torp had TF2.
Granted, but he'd rape you so hard in it that it won't be any fun. This would happen even if on the same team.

I wish my nose didn't bleed so often.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 24, 2008, 09:33:35 am
granted; no more blood in your body.

i wish skype didn't cut out for no reason every 5 minutes.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Ant on January 24, 2008, 12:35:59 pm
Granted, but instead it's every 1 minute!

I wish for cookies without so much love butter, they're getting me fat.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Niccho on January 24, 2008, 12:58:30 pm
Granted, but they'll get you so fat (in like 2 hours), that you'll need 2 wheelbarrels and 10 fulltime peaseant to move you.


i always forget about the wish!

I wish i didn't forget things so easily.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: Leissi on January 24, 2008, 06:51:15 pm
Granted, but they'll get you so fat (in like 2 hours), that you'll need 2 wheelbarrels and 10 fulltime peaseant to move you.


i always forget about the wish!

I wish i didn't forget things so easily.
Granted, but you'll remember everything, and I mean *everything*. Your mind is now boggled with memories of things that haven't even happened yet, and things that have happened in the ancient past of about 50 billion years ago. Go sift them out now, shoo.

I wish that my keyboard wouldn't jump out of this text box all of a sudden without any reason. I also wish that I would be able to use it normally, even outside this text box.
Title: Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
Post by: MDX on February 09, 2008, 04:20:27 am
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THREAD DEATH
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It's never a laughing matter in the case of MDX being the creator, but i bid this idea farewell, it went on 12 pages, and it was good. NOW! Onto something better and shinier! GOOO!


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