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Title: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 11:47:45 am
I'm not feeling festive. I dunno what's up with me :(
It may be because it's not snowing. It's just rainy, windy and grey.
Why the hell am I depressed at christmas? -.-

Anyone else not feeling festively cheery?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: gaijin on December 13, 2006, 12:12:22 pm
We have no snow. No snow. Here! It's <insert violent cursing here> insane. I'm -not- in a christmas-spirit, no matter how jolly my avatar looks.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: mumppis on December 13, 2006, 12:15:03 pm
no snow its like spring/fall here funny combination
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 01:58:27 pm
Yeah, it's scary. But I enjoy warmness, thou. We burn candless by night and try to make darkness of snowless christmas go away. It works. But still I miss snow... Meteoroligists say that it takes another three weeks before change in weather. Weird.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 04:03:56 pm
It doesn't feel like christmas at all. Just obligatory present giving/recieving time. I've even forgotten to eat the chocolates from my calendar on several occasions. Like now.
*Eats 13th chocolate*
White chocolate? My ass. This tastes like cabbage.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 04:05:12 pm
I havent even had an advent calendar this year :/

Not even Christmassy avatars can make me feel festive.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 05:33:34 pm
Me neither.
 
Weathers being a doucebag.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 05:37:01 pm
I havent even had an advent calendar this year :/

Not even Christmassy avatars can make me feel festive.

I think it's just the fact we're growing up now. I mean, 10 years ago i thought christmas was the best day of my life, what with santa and presents and food galore.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 05:38:39 pm
Also, fallout creating 4 threads a second doesn't make it any more cheerful.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 13, 2006, 06:29:14 pm
It doesn't feel like christmas at all. Just obligatory present giving/recieving time. I've even forgotten to eat the chocolates from my calendar on several occasions. Like now.
*Eats 13th chocolate*
White chocolate? My ass. This tastes like cabbage.

Thank you. You just reminded me that I have another chocolate left.
/me goes to eat his fourth 13th chocolate
And white chocolate isn't even real chocolate - there's no cocoa in it!
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 06:50:36 pm
And white chocolate isn't even real chocolate - there's no cocoa in it!
White Ocolate?

Also, fallout creating 4 threads a second doesn't make it any more cheerful.
Says you? You're still top of thread starters in the stats, remember ;)
Threads in Random dont count, anyway.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 07:02:12 pm
Im starting to think you make all these threads because of that...

Newsflash : random threads do count.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 07:06:18 pm
Im starting to think you make all these threads because of that...

Newsflash : random threads do count.


No, I make these threads because I'm f*ckin' bored at work.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 07:10:06 pm
No, I make these threads because I'm f*ckin' bored at work.

Why not get some work done? :P
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 07:12:56 pm
fuck sex anal gay rape porn

Trouble accessing the thread ?  :)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 07:15:21 pm
fuck sex anal gay rape porn

Trouble accessing the thread ?  :)

Fuck you.


-strangely enough, that didnt stop me accessing the thread. I think it's only "f u c k i n g" that is blocked.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 07:16:05 pm
Don't say that plz. This is a place for kids.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 07:17:00 pm
How do you like my signature ?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 07:18:16 pm
I <3 it!
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Smeagol on December 13, 2006, 07:39:47 pm
If we do it often enough, do you think he'll go away?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 09:04:29 pm
If we do it often enough, do you think he'll go away?
I sure fucking hope so.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Irrationalist on December 13, 2006, 09:07:51 pm
If we do it often enough, do you think he'll go away?
I sure fucking hope so.


This joke seems a bit cruel.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Smeagol on December 13, 2006, 09:45:53 pm
Not really. I mean, it IS Fallout of all 'people'
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Ant on December 13, 2006, 10:12:19 pm
I think everyone needs to stop trying to piss eachother off, never gonna get into the festive cheer that way

and the weather is just a &%&#(*#! joke, the ice rink i'm working at loses 2-3inches of ice over night because it's so warm
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 13, 2006, 10:18:32 pm
Lionninja, i <3 y00.


 :-*





Better ?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Smeagol on December 13, 2006, 10:18:59 pm
I think everyone needs to stop trying to piss eachother off, never gonna get into the festive cheer that way

Really? Because that's usually how December ends up finishing for me.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 10:31:22 pm
I think everyone needs to stop trying to piss eachother off, never gonna get into the festive cheer that way

Really? Because that's usually how December ends up finishing for me.
Really? Because that everyone other's December must end up finishing like yours?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Smeagol on December 13, 2006, 10:32:05 pm
Sure, why not?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 10:38:42 pm
Sure, why not?
Because nobody's don't have to be that ass.

Quote from: Mighty First Rule Of The Machinae Supremacy Forum
1. Don't be an ass (more than you absolutely have to be)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Smeagol on December 13, 2006, 10:40:01 pm
SPEEDD. AVATAR. NOW.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 10:42:01 pm
(http://www.griffenclaw.com/Sarcasm.png)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Asor on December 13, 2006, 10:45:24 pm
Yeah, the weather is the crappiest I can remember ever having ever here in northern Finland. There is absolutely no snow, and when it happens to snow the snow just melts up during the day and the next day all the streets and roads are filled with black ice. Having ice is nice in the way that I can literally slip into school, but it really sucks in the way that, well, you can hurt yourself really bad. Lots of people are feeling depressed as there is no snow to reflect the little light(snow reflects around 80% of the light it gets, bare ground reflects around 10%) we get and its really really really dark.


/me hopes for some ficking snow

And seriously guys, lay down the ass-hattery. Seriously
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Ant on December 13, 2006, 10:48:29 pm
But up the ass-FUCKery
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 10:50:52 pm
(http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/makehart/Sarcasm.png)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Cerapter on December 13, 2006, 11:57:49 pm
If you want christmas spirit, you have to make it yourselves, not just sit on your ass and demand it to fall upon you like frozen shit from an airplane.

I made cookies today. Again. I also have a christmas tree in my condo, and for the past weeks I've been making a 100 ft. long christmas chain. I've bought christmas decorations and christmas presents, and it's all been awesome and christmassy.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: gaijin on December 13, 2006, 11:59:29 pm
The home is all decorated and stuff, and the lady keeps playing x-mas-songs, but there ain't no x-mas-feelin' in the air.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Cerapter on December 14, 2006, 12:05:59 am
Decorating doesn't help if you don't put your heart into it. They're not supposed to summon the christmas spirit for you. They only show you the door.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: gaijin on December 14, 2006, 12:07:23 am
Could also be the fact that I won't be spending christmas with anyone that I want to this year. Well, except for wifey, of course.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Ant on December 14, 2006, 12:08:07 am
Could also be the fact that I won't be spending christmas with anyone that I want to this year. Well, except for wifey, of course.

Oh yeah? which room you gonna be spending Christmas with her then??

OI OI OI OI
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Lysix on December 14, 2006, 12:08:41 am
Oh yeah? which room you gonna be spending Christmas with her then??

OI OI OI OI

SMOOTH DUDE. SMOOTH.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 14, 2006, 12:18:26 am
Could also be the fact that I won't be spending christmas with anyone that I want to this year. Well, except for wifey, of course.
I hereby invite you to come over and have a couplelot of drinks with us.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: gaijin on December 14, 2006, 12:24:03 am
Could also be the fact that I won't be spending christmas with anyone that I want to this year. Well, except for wifey, of course.
I hereby invite you to come over and have a couplelot of drinks with us.


You really have no idea how tempting that is.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: mumppis on December 14, 2006, 12:32:06 am
can i come also?
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 14, 2006, 12:48:51 am
Helvete ya =]

Hell yes in swedish ?  8)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: gaijin on December 14, 2006, 12:54:40 am
Helvete ya =]

Hell yes in swedish ?  8)

Guess the term would be: "Ja för fan!" (Yes, damnit!)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Ant on December 14, 2006, 01:37:29 am
Skitbra!
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 14, 2006, 03:31:51 am
bah humbug indeed.

grrrrr holidays....
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 14, 2006, 10:56:23 am
Feeling festive?

...-.- more like depressed.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 14, 2006, 11:57:29 am
Feeling festive?

...-.- more like depressed.

worrrrrrrrd homeboy.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 14, 2006, 12:12:11 pm
Just pushed a colleague's car about 1mile through pouring rain, he broke down in the middle of town.

Yeah. I'm f*cking festive.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 14, 2006, 04:07:59 pm
Just pushed a colleague's car about 1mile through pouring rain, he broke down in the middle of town.

Yeah. I'm f*cking festive.

It died... in the pouring rain? ;)
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Fallout on December 14, 2006, 04:22:32 pm
Just pushed a colleague's car about 1mile through pouring rain, he broke down in the middle of town.

Yeah. I'm f*cking festive.

It died... in the pouring rain? ;)

I DIIIIIIEEEEEEE...d, after pushing that goddamn car.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 14, 2006, 09:36:44 pm
I cooked rice porridge today. I watched my boy eating it ravenously and felt really satisfied and warm. I thought of my childhood's christmasses, how I liked that rice porridge as kid. I watched my boy and I knew how he felt there, eating it with such joy. I felt really nice and for a moment I captured that christmas feeling just like it was when I was child. It was bliss.
Title: Re: Bah, Humbug.
Post by: Trezker on December 14, 2006, 09:50:42 pm
It's not christmas yet, so shut up. All of you.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:15:26 am
It's not christmas yet, so shut up. All of you.

Only works before December.  ;)

I cooked rice porridge today. I watched my boy eating it ravenously and felt really satisfied and warm. I thought of my childhood's christmasses, how I liked that rice porridge as kid. I watched my boy and I knew how he felt there, eating it with such joy. I felt really nice and for a moment I captured that christmas feeling just like it was when I was child. It was bliss.

Recipe?  :D
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Fallout on December 15, 2006, 01:17:42 am
/me points at topic name
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:20:17 am
/me giggles.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 01:20:34 am
/me points at Shaun's avatar


Now GIEV  >:(
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 01:25:58 am
Recipe?  :D
I took cauldron, inserted 2 dl porridge-rice and mixed it with 2 dl of water and small dose of turnip rape oil. I cooked it for 2 minutes. Then I added 1 liter of full-milk. I cooked it with low temperature for 40 minutes mixing it every 2-3 minutes (at start more often). When it was ready I did portions at plates and added bit of butter at top of every portion. There it melted and flowed on porridge like river of gold on mountains of snow. And it was SOOOooooo good.

Word of warning, thou : milk porridges do burn really easily (happened to me once). If it does so don't scrape burnings off from cauldrons bottom but just try to avoid more burnings. If you use full milk or add some extra oil/butter before actual cooking, use cautious temperatures and mix often there should be no problem.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 01:26:47 am
Needs moar whap tbh
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 15, 2006, 01:28:37 am
turnip rape oil
:o

...is there no end to the perversity of you people?
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:29:16 am
Recipe?  :D
I took cauldron, inserted 2 dl porridge-rice and mixed it with 2 dl of water and small dose of turnip rape oil. I cooked it for 2 minutes. Then I added 1 liter of full-milk. I cooked it with low temperature for 40 minutes mixing it every 2-3 minutes (at start more often). When it was ready I did portions at plates and added bit of butter at top of every portion. There it melted and flowed on porridge like river of gold on mountains of snow. And it was SOOOooooo good.

Word of warning, thou : milk porridges do burn really easily (happened to me once). If it does so don't scrape burnings off from cauldrons bottom but just try to avoid more burnings. If you use full milk or add some extra oil/butter before actual cooking, use cautious temperatures and mix often there should be no problem.

I'm hungry now. Thanks.  ;D

Does it taste sweet/buttery? I've never had porridge before.

/me goes off to convert measurements to English system.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 01:30:11 am
Porridge tastes fucking nice with a nice, light coating of sugar over it
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 15, 2006, 01:30:58 am
Don't forget the cinnamon.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:32:51 am
Well, now I need to make it.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 15, 2006, 01:34:01 am
Please don't rape any more turnips while you're at it, k?

It's already bad enough with Lion and Gravehill molesting vegetables.  :-X
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 01:35:36 am
turnip rape oil
:o

...is there no end to the perversity of Gravehill?
Fixed the question. Answer : no. Especially in english. In finnish rypsiöljy is such innocent word  ::)
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:36:48 am
Please don't rape any more turnips while you're at it, k?

It's already bad enough with Lion and Gravehill molesting vegetables.  :-X

Fiiiine... I'll stick to animals.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 15, 2006, 01:37:33 am
turnip rape oil
:o

...is there no end to the perversity of Gravehill?
Fixed the question. Answer : no. Especially in english. In finnish rypsiöljy is such innocent word  ::)

Yeah, so it is in norwegian too. "Rapsolje" sounds so much better than "rapeseed oil"  :P
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 02:18:32 am
Actually, due to bizarre humour, I like the name in english.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 15, 2006, 02:22:38 am
yeah... i'm thinking "rape oil" would be a perfect addition to the shelves of wal-mart..
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 02:24:02 am
yeah... i'm thinking "rape oil" would be a perfect addition to the shelves of wal-mart..

Never rape without it!
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 03:27:15 pm
Hey, it should work as lube, shouldn't it?
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 15, 2006, 04:36:19 pm
Hey, it should work as lube, shouldn't it?

Must get bizarre thoughts... Out of head... x_x

Can't... Help... It...

I see weird images in my head now.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 04:49:02 pm
It's my specialty.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: gaijin on December 15, 2006, 05:14:05 pm
Well, the local budget-o-mart had "Goth oil", so..
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 05:39:28 pm
Was that made out of real goths? If so, I want it!
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 10:16:43 pm
Like in comparison to baby oil?
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:20:47 pm
Baby oil is made for babies. I don't see why goths would need a special kind of oil. Therefore, it would be pointless to make a special kind of oil for them. The logical conclusion is that the oil is made from them...
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Xhu on December 15, 2006, 10:24:33 pm
Nah...they stopped using real goth a while ago. Now they just use pale, cheap, imitation goths. You know. Emos.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:41:21 pm
That's allright. Emos have even more of the sadness needed to keep my skin silky-smooth.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 10:41:53 pm
Oh, now I understand. Donate yourself to Goth Oil company. Then you can come at someone's face at least once in your life. Or afterlife, to be exact.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:45:20 pm
If you mix oil with herbs and spices and stuff, you can make a good dressing for a salad. Which is eatable.
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 10:49:12 pm
Or you can do mayo out of oil. Mix oil, egg, herbs, maybe garlic oslt and mustard in right proportions and you pretty much have it. Then you can spread mayo on your fried sausage and enjoy...
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 15, 2006, 10:51:21 pm
Viagra and olive oil should also result in a very good dressing for salads...

(This was a joke a friend and I came up with in a lesson of Spanish at school. We had the Spanish word for vinegar (vinagre) and our teacher said than in Spain they use that and olive oil to create their salad dressings. My friend didn't quite hear the word, so he asked me if it was something like viagra, and then I said "viagra and olive oil must create a good salad dressing")
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Trezker on December 15, 2006, 11:28:15 pm
/me tries to bring this thread a bit closer to it's original line with
np: Werner & Werner - Vår Julskinka Har Rymt
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Fallout on December 15, 2006, 11:30:04 pm
/me bumhugs Trez
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: WereVolvo on December 16, 2006, 04:45:37 am
/me tries to bring this thread a bit closer to it's original line with
np: Werner & Werner - Vår Julskinka Har Rymt

How the hell did the ham manage to escape?
... I laughed so hard when I read that ;D

To continue in the same spirit, np: Trøste & Bære - Julenissen Er En Jævla Kødd
Title: Re: Hah, Bumhug.
Post by: Cerapter on December 16, 2006, 05:42:49 am
I bet it just did like the pancake did when it escaped.