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Title: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: MDX on August 22, 2006, 02:27:25 pm
So would you believe i could bring sexy back?


And how do you get your sexy on?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 22, 2006, 02:58:32 pm
A hotseat? For me? I'm flattered.  :-*
In no way do I guarantee that I'll answer truthfully, though...

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So would you believe i could bring sexy back?
Using the right methods, yes. Hint: If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it.


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And how do you get your sexy on?
This question implies that there is an "off"-setting to my sexy. Therefore it is inherently flawed (the question, not the sexy).


Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: MDX on August 22, 2006, 03:05:19 pm
Good start.. you get my full attention this hotseat.. by full i mean half of.



Ever sit and watch couples have "nothing" fights? Don't you love watching them?


e.g.
at a supermarktet

guy: wheres the jelly?
girl: i don't even know where it is
guy: get the jelly.
girl: I told you i dont know where it IS!
guy: you KNOW WHERE THE JELLY IS YOU WERE USING IT LAST WEEK HENCE WE HAVE TO BUY MORE NOW GO FIND IT IT
girl: i dun even care
guy: well i want JELLY SO GET IT.. ER, TWOT!
girl: twot? GET YOUR OWN JELLY!


etc etc jelly.

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Break up sex, on a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate it?


Fav song atm, fav album?

Left or right handed?

Favourite part of the female form?


Least favourite part of the female form?


Favourite board game?


Least favourite situation this year?


Have a good summer? whatd you get up to?


Ok im done for now.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: CrunchyLizard on August 22, 2006, 04:28:20 pm
How's the weather where you are right now?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Outboundlight on August 22, 2006, 04:32:31 pm
Is the girl I'm meeting later going to turn out to be ugly and/or a psycho?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 22, 2006, 04:58:40 pm
Why is it that, when people use the women = evil mathematical proof, they always assume that money are the square root of all evil?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 22, 2006, 05:15:44 pm
wtf?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: daYak on August 22, 2006, 05:40:46 pm
what were you doing in your avatar picture?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Cerapter on August 22, 2006, 05:46:01 pm
Who were you doing in your avatar picture?

What were your clothes doing on my mom's bedroom floor this morning? :(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 22, 2006, 07:28:06 pm
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Ever sit and watch couples have "nothing" fights? Don't you love watching them?
Sometimes this occur, yes. Do I love watching them? Nope, not enough blood.

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Break up sex, on a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate it?
Rated PG for "made out of putrid garbage". Seriously? I dunno. Never had it.

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Fav song atm, fav album?
Not to be a predictable fanboy or anything, but fave song atm is Through the Looking Glass by you-know-who (hint: not Voldemort), fave album is a little more difficult. Currently I should say Redeemer, though in a month, who knows?

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Left or right handed?
Right handed.

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Favourite part of the female form?
Hmm... Close tie between face, boobs and ass. I'll go with face, as it is the only part where anything interesting comes out.

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Least favourite part of the female form?
The nails. Those things should be considered a lethal weapon.

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Favourite board game?
Haven't played anything lately, but I'll go with Cults Across America

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Least favourite situation this year?
When my mother and stepfather separated after 9 years or so of marriage. That sucked.

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Have a good summer? whatd you get up to?
Yes, quite good. Apart from working, I went to Moesgård Viking Moot outside Ã…rhus in Denmark. Lots of fun and fighting practice.

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How's the weather where you are right now?
Rather cloudy, with occasional bouts of both rain and sunshine. Walking in rain without proper clothes sucks bigtime.

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Is the girl I'm meeting later going to turn out to be ugly and/or a psycho?
If that girl turns out to be Rad suddenly turned transsexual, then yes. Otherwise, who knows? Life is like a box of chocolates; if you leave it out in the sun it'll melt.

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Why is it that, when people use the women = evil mathematical proof, they always assume that money are the square root of all evil?
Um... fishysticks?

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wtf?
OMG!

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what were you doing in your avatar picture?
Sitting on a guard post during a military exercise while I was in the army. That, and being bored outta my tiny mind (I didn't even get to fire the machine gun once!)

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Who were you doing in your avatar picture?
Your mom.

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What were your clothes doing on my mom's bedroom floor this morning?
See answer to previous question.

Bring 'em on, I say!







Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: SpeedD on August 22, 2006, 07:28:37 pm
Will you kill the hotseat and end this madness?

Well fuck you then.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: CrunchyLizard on August 22, 2006, 07:40:41 pm
How can you have such good answers to all the questions that you're asked?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 22, 2006, 07:50:45 pm
Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 22, 2006, 08:23:45 pm
Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?


Are you implying he is not a sexy babe?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Trias on August 22, 2006, 08:48:14 pm
Will you reward me lots of karma for giving you the hotseat?

How awesome are Lovecrafts stories?

What's your favourite one?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 22, 2006, 09:15:33 pm
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Will you kill the hotseat and end this madness?

Well fuck you then.

Nopes, now that I've got it, I'm gonna have some fun with it, and pass it on to whoever wants or deserves it next

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How can you have such good answers to all the questions that you're asked?
Ancient Chinese secret, young grasshopper. In the fullness of time it may come to you, too.

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Are you implying i would not make a sexy babe ?

No, I'm implying that should you suddenly become transsexual you would have the potential to be both ugly and psychotic. There's a difference, however small.

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Are you implying he is not a sexy babe?
Onoz! Forgive me! Rad = teh sexxy babez0rs!

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Will you reward me lots of karma for giving you the hotseat?
Possibly. If so, it will come when you least expect it (and whenever I remember to).

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How awesome are Lovecrafts stories?
Quite awesome. On a scale of 1 to 10: teh pwnage.

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What's your favourite one?
Tricky. "The Rats in the Walls" is a good one, and so is "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward". Hard to choose just one.



Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 22, 2006, 09:18:40 pm
Got a favourite explosive?

What is it?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: CrunchyLizard on August 22, 2006, 09:41:01 pm
Banana or pineapple?

Apple or pear?

Strawberry or cherry?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: MDX on August 22, 2006, 09:45:06 pm
You got funk, but are you down with the spunk? -y?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 22, 2006, 09:53:53 pm
Sex or Gaming ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Caranfin on August 22, 2006, 10:05:09 pm
What?

How?

Why?

Where?

Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett?

For what purpose?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 22, 2006, 10:10:32 pm
Explosions?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Bates on August 22, 2006, 10:32:51 pm
Favourite Lucasfilm/Lucasarts character?
Favourite ST:TNG episode?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 22, 2006, 10:40:49 pm
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Got a favourite explosive?

What is it?
Why, yes, I have. HMX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMX) is great fun, especially when used in detonation cords (fun way to fell trees).

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Banana or pineapple?
I'm sorry, I don't speak *monkey*. BA-NA-NA.

(Bonus karma to the first person to name the movie the above quote is from, as well as the character that said it)


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Apple or pear?
Pear? Is that a new type of computer?

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Strawberry or cherry?

Strawberries! With lots of cream and sugar! No wonder I got so fat during the summer...

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You got funk, but are you down with the spunk? -y?

Yo, fo'sure homie! I down with dat stuff, dig?

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Sex or Gaming ?
Sex Gaming!

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What?
Huh?

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How?
Hmm?

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Why?
Because.


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Where?
In yo' face, muthafucka!

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Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett?
Damn... not an easy one. Hmm... Pratchett, if only he is still alive and able to write. (omg unfair advantage anyone?)


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For what purpose?
For general purposes. Apply a small dab under each ear twice a day, and ingest 200g before bedtime. May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery. Should not be used by pregnant women OR men, children under the age of 13, dictators, homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, asexuals and people with beards.

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Explosions?

Yes please. Learning how to make things go *BOOM* was one of the most awesome things I ever learned in the army.

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Favourite Lucasfilm/Lucasarts character?
Hard to choose. I'll go with Indiana Jones, though I'm also a Star Wars (original trilogy)fan.

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Favourite ST:TNG episode?

It shames me to say that I've watched very little ST:TNG. I'll have to rectify that someday.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 22, 2006, 11:49:09 pm
If H.P. Lovecraft and E.A. Poe were to have a fight, what would they fight with? How would it end?

What if we threw in Oscar Wilde for a three-way?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 23, 2006, 12:35:06 am
Will you teach me about explosions?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 23, 2006, 12:36:26 am
no non on nononoNO pick ONE.


Sex or Gaming ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 23, 2006, 04:11:15 pm
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If H.P. Lovecraft and E.A. Poe were to have a fight, what would they fight with? How would it end?
They would fight with pistols at dawn. Both would fire and miss at the same time, killing off a couple of random strangers and a hedgehog. Then they would join forces, and Poe would jump on a table and grab the chandelier, all the while fencing with his battleaxe in hand, and Lovecraft would struggle to hold back the tide of obnoxious insurance salesmen.

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What if we threw in Oscar Wilde for a three-way?
Ooh... kinky!
Same scenario as above, but with trout, red herrings and other types of fish. And perhaps an echidna

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Will you teach me about explosions?
Sure. Never be in the middle of one.

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no non on nononoNO pick ONE.


Sex or Gaming ?
Sex, methinks. It would be a nice change from all the gaming. :P

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: CrunchyLizard on August 23, 2006, 06:49:51 pm
How do you like your coffee?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: cloudstrifex on August 23, 2006, 07:00:26 pm
McDonalds or Burger King?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 23, 2006, 09:05:36 pm
Sex, methinks. It would be a nice change from all the gaming. :P
Do you still think so when machinae releases a Game where you can play the bandmembers and you can free roam and do whatever you want, like GTA, but the primary goal is to become a rockstar ?

Or how about a new soundchip of a new gerne computers, but YOU will not be able to play them ?!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Cerapter on August 23, 2006, 10:41:50 pm
Can I have some?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 23, 2006, 10:48:03 pm
If you were 12 again, and was invited to visit the Netherland Ranch and would be payed 10million dollars....would you go?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 24, 2006, 02:33:17 am
What park is Caudceus talking about?

Is pot-smoking an important part of the Netherland Park? What about dead facist politicians?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 25, 2006, 12:32:15 am
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How do you like your coffee?
With milk and sugar. Not hard-core enough to like black coffee yet.

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McDonalds or Burger King?
I'd have to be pretty starved to eat at any of those, but methinks the King is the lesser of two evils.

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Sex, methinks. It would be a nice change from all the gaming. :P
Do you still think so when machinae releases a Game where you can play the bandmembers and you can free roam and do whatever you want, like GTA, but the primary goal is to become a rockstar ?

Or how about a new soundchip of a new gerne computers, but YOU will not be able to play them ?!

Um, yes?

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Can I have some?
Nope. It's all mine, MINE I tells ya! On second thought, since you're norwegian, you can have some anyway. Have a yiff with a random person, too. It's on the house.

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If you were 12 again, and was invited to visit the Netherland Ranch and would be payed 10million dollars....would you go?

They made a ranch out of the Netherlands? Dude, that would be cool, even without the 10 million dollars ;)

If, on the other hand, you meant the Neverland Ranch, then yes, I think I'd go there... because even at the age of 12 I knew how to give someone a good kick in the groin, as well as some rudimentary self-defence techniques.

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What park is Caudceus talking about?
Dunno. The Linkin one, perhaps?

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Is pot-smoking an important part of the Netherland Park? What about dead facist politicians?
Yes to both, as well as an activity known as "Rad branding" ,where people can queue up to brand Radicz0r and other assorted lunatics with glowing irons. There's also the "Rad Roundup", involving horses, lassos and modest amounts of soft drugs. All to the tune of "Hocus Pocus" by Focus.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 25, 2006, 12:45:05 am
Well i sure as hell stay the fuck away from those ranches.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Фраеон on August 26, 2006, 05:26:40 am
Who the hell are you?

Why are you here?

And why on Earth is your girlfriend fellating me?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: MDX on August 26, 2006, 01:56:01 pm
Are people tiring of the hotseats? should we leave it until christmas after this when you decide the next hotseat contend()R!?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 26, 2006, 03:13:25 pm
Should we have a smite hotseat where everyone can smite the hotseater ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Smeagol on August 26, 2006, 03:23:22 pm
Or should we just ban Rad?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 26, 2006, 03:25:56 pm
*smite* bad fiindil.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: SpeedD on August 26, 2006, 07:06:30 pm
Or should we just ban Rad?

*applaud* Good Fiindil.

Are people tiring of the hotseats? should we leave it until christmas after this when you decide the next hotseat contend()R!?

I think I'm the only one who doesn't like them.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 27, 2006, 01:00:48 am
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Who the hell are you?
Just a simple student teacher from norway

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Why are you here?
Because I mean to murder you all.... errr.... I mean, because I like MaSu.

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And why on Earth is your girlfriend fellating me?
I have a girlfriend now? Cool! Send her to me when she's done with you!

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Are people tiring of the hotseats? should we leave it until christmas after this when you decide the next hotseat contend()R!?
That's not such a bad idea, methinks. The replies to the hotseats have been fewer and fewer lately, so let's just bury it somewhere deep until midwinterblót.

Or until some random noob starts a new one all like "HAI GUYZ I FOUND THIS COOL GAME CALLED A HOTSEAT ON ANOTHER FORUM IT ROXXORZ LOLOLOL!!!1!!!", at least.

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Should we have a smite hotseat where everyone can smite the hotseater ?
Perhaps, if so, let's start with iGGMaN^^ to help him win the title of "all-time karma loser of the forum" that he's already well on the way to receiving ;)

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Or should we just ban Rad?

If we were to ban people just because of spamming and stupid comments/suggestions, our forum population would drop exponentially.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 27, 2006, 03:15:40 pm
Eggman would make a good canidate yois.

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Outboundlight on August 27, 2006, 05:34:41 pm
Can I have one before we retire them?  :'(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Goshawk on August 27, 2006, 05:35:24 pm
You've had one. >_<
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 28, 2006, 12:55:00 am
I vote VT for the last canidatee !!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Outboundlight on August 28, 2006, 02:11:32 am
You've had one. >_<

a million years ago!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: L'homme magique on August 28, 2006, 02:15:35 am
I never had one!

Talhoffer: What subject? I bet it's history.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Cerapter on August 29, 2006, 12:20:48 am
What is my reward for making 600 posts?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: WereVolvo on August 29, 2006, 12:28:07 am
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Can I have one before we retire them?  :'(
Perhaps... we shall see.

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I vote VT for the last canidatee !!

Since when did this topic become democratic?

WE DO THINGS MY WAY DAMNIT!

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I never had one!

Talhoffer: What subject? I bet it's history.

I was thinking about passing the hotseat to VT 'cause he's been whining about it for as long as I can remember, but methinks it is more interesting to give it to you. That's right, next (and perhaps final, depends on his goodwill) hotseat goes to the man with a knack for finding disturbing avatars: the one and only MAGICMAN! Hotseat will be created sometime tomorrow (GMT +1), once I get around to doing it.

Oh, and the subject will be whatever pops into my head at the moment. I'm not obsessive about history, you know ;) (well, not all of the time, at least)

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What is my reward for making 600 posts?

(http://www.boomspeed.com/matban/website_port_pics/fishystick/fishystick.jpg)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 29, 2006, 01:05:43 am
that fishystick looks fishy.

And i don't mean in a fish way.

Do you like fish ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: MDX on August 29, 2006, 02:03:15 pm
See i think its a good idea that VT gets the best hotseat possible, so bringing them back at christmas would be the best idea.. he deserves one, and Gravehill.. and i'd like another one aswell. But i want it to be good when i get it, i.e. full of fun. So yeah.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Ant on August 29, 2006, 02:11:35 pm
Am i in with a chance?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Smeagol on August 29, 2006, 04:18:16 pm
See i think its a good idea that VT gets the best hotseat possible, so bringing them back at christmas would be the best idea.. he deserves one, and Gravehill.. and i'd like another one aswell.

Yeah, same here. I fucked up my first one :D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 29, 2006, 05:28:46 pm
Why are you using GMT, and not UTC?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Talhoffer
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 29, 2006, 05:47:15 pm
Gravehill sounds like a great idea !

We could all ask him stuff...and stuff..


Yeah.

(please don't smite me  ;D)