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Title: True Story
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 06, 2006, 03:34:41 am
So like this girl comes up to me in this bar i'm at.

Because wouldn't make much sense if i wasn't there, right ?

So she goes like "Hey Mark, how are ya"

And im all like : who the hell is ma- You look nice today im Mark.

Well, i figured it'd be fun if i played along, plus i had a couple(lot) of drinks.

So im like : "Im good, just havin a good time, how about yourself ?"

She replies with : "Well, you sure look like you were having a good time, but how about having a good time with me ? "

And im like : "That seems like a good idea." (yeah, i mean, what are you supposed to say ?!)

So we went to this other bar and i ended up with a headace and a phonenumber written on my neck.

Stupid as i am, i couldn't remember at that point, so i called this number, but when i heard her voice it all came back to me and i hung up.

I sure hope she hasn't this call-id thinger.

Butbutbutbutbut i, uhmm.. sort of forgot what she looks like, and what if she seems me again and i like don't recognise her ?!!


Yeah.

And thats where you guys come in..
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: bamFUnk on June 06, 2006, 05:05:38 am
where do I come in? I forgot
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: not12x on June 06, 2006, 05:13:38 am
lol.  thats a funny story.

you're screwed.  and not in that sense.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Waffles on June 06, 2006, 07:57:58 am
you're in too deep, bail out.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SomethingApt on June 06, 2006, 10:51:33 am
i think there's only one plausible course of action...

you should find out where she lives, and dress up as an english nanny, singing songs and doing her house work and other exciting things like that.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Torp v2.0 on June 06, 2006, 12:54:33 pm
Or, you know, just ignore it and if she ever calls, well, you were drunk and you don't know what you did. It's no problem.

Mark and Rick are quite close to each other, phonetically. Well, at least closer to each other than other names, such as say Mark and Thomas.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Laser.T on June 06, 2006, 01:59:15 pm
Or, you could keep up the lie; if the next time she sees you she still thinks youre Mark, then its good times for all!

Chances are that won't happen and the next time you see her she'll be sober enough to realise that youre not Mark. Thus begins a romantic comedy where you try to win her heart over her confused memories of Mark, resulting in the dark conclusion that Mark has been dead for 12 years but her mourning mind has wipe his terrible death from her memory. You both pay your respects to Mark and then fly off meloncholy-ly to Rome and have sex (and fall in love, if you must).
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SomethingApt on June 06, 2006, 02:06:54 pm
i like my idea better...
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Smeagol on June 06, 2006, 02:17:15 pm
Or, you could keep up the lie; if the next time she sees you she still thinks youre Mark, then its good times for all!

Chances are that won\'t happen and the next time you see her she\'ll be sober enough to realise that youre not Mark. Thus begins a romantic comedy where you try to win her heart over her confused memories of Mark, resulting in the dark conclusion that Mark has been dead for 12 years but her mourning mind has wipe his terrible death from her memory. You both pay your respects to Mark and then fly off meloncholy-ly to Rome and have sex (and fall in love, if you must).

Post of June 2006
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Torp v2.0 on June 06, 2006, 02:21:44 pm
If you want to get out of a sticky situation, follow my advice.
If you want her, follow Akas advice.
If you want to have a bit of a laugh, SGs advice is by far the best.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Laser.T on June 06, 2006, 02:28:38 pm
If you want to have a bit of a laugh and dress up in womens clothing and risk alienating your wife and children in a not-so-moving scene at the end of the film, SGs advice is by far the best.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Lexx on June 06, 2006, 03:47:22 pm
She's a serial killer.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Viherminttu on June 06, 2006, 04:14:17 pm
She's a serial killer.

/me chokes on her drink

yeah. shes out to destroy all Mark's (or Rick's) in the world.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 06, 2006, 05:33:24 pm
Like that hasn't been done before.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Smeagol on June 06, 2006, 06:07:59 pm
All Mark's and Rick's? Why, then we'd have a forum without Rad and Nobby!

Where is this serial killer? Tell her to work faster.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: chompy on June 06, 2006, 06:17:08 pm
She hasnt made it to Canadia yet... she couldnt find it because its covered in snow.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Laser.T on June 06, 2006, 06:26:42 pm
Snow > Kangeroos.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 06, 2006, 08:05:15 pm
Canadia eh ?

I'd imagine it would be hard to find.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: chompy on June 12, 2006, 03:57:18 am
Snow > Kangeroos.
I know... like if a kangaroo saw snow it would proverbially shit itself. But we do get snow down this way in the blue mountains, woo skii season and I have no holiday leave.

lol eh...Ultra Megadonky is The Canadian!
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Bates on June 12, 2006, 07:59:15 pm
Whom exactly?
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 12, 2006, 08:28:46 pm
Snow > Kangeroos.
I know... like if a kangaroo saw snow it would proverbially shit itself. But we do get snow down this way in the blue mountains, woo skii season and I have no holiday leave.

lol eh...Ultra Megadonky is The Canadian!


O.o

You confuse me greatly.

The Canadian is displeased.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: chompy on June 13, 2006, 02:40:52 am
Mission Accomplished: Confused Canadian

I confuse myself sometimes, need lots of coffee to keep me awake at ungodly hours of the morning.

Whom exactly?
What are you refering to? its the Canadian I tells you!
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: bamFUnk on June 14, 2006, 03:33:39 am
I have a funny story about canadians.  When i as snorkling in mexico, there was this homosexual canadian couple who had everything they had brought with them to mexico stolen (they were hardcore btw).  When we were snorkling, we saw an eagle ray come flying up and one of them turned to me and said, "Pretty cool, eh?"  I was so happy, i could hardly conseal a squeal of joy.  I had never heard an honest to god canadian say Eh? before.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 14, 2006, 03:59:42 am
I have a funny story about canadians.  When i as snorkling in mexico, there was this homosexual canadian couple who had everything they had brought with them to mexico stolen (they were hardcore btw).  When we were snorkling, we saw an eagle ray come flying up and one of them turned to me and said, "Pretty cool, eh?"  I was so happy, i could hardly conseal a squeal of joy.  I had never heard an honest to god canadian say Eh? before.

....

....

...Oh yeah, THAT'S INTERESTING!

EH.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: bamFUnk on June 14, 2006, 04:17:22 am
I didn't say it was interesting, i said it was completly and utterly boring.  Just goes to show what is exciting in my life, fish and canadians
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 14, 2006, 04:34:29 am
I didn't say it was interesting, i said it was completly and utterly boring.  Just goes to show what is exciting in my life, fish and canadians

Eh?

Eh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

There, that should hold you over.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 14, 2006, 08:48:58 am
I didn't say it was interesting, i said it was completly and utterly boring.  Just goes to show what is exciting in my life, fish and canadians
There, that should hold you over.

Yeah. For the rest of his life. Careful you dont kill him with overexcitement!
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Smeagol on June 14, 2006, 09:50:45 am
Eh?

Eh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

'How an orgasm sounds in Canada, was brought to you by SpeedD'
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 14, 2006, 09:58:12 am
I didn't say it was interesting, i said it was completly and utterly boring.  Just goes to show what is exciting in my life, fish and canadians

Eh?

Eh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

There, that should hold you over.

Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Smeagol on June 14, 2006, 10:09:50 am
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 14, 2006, 10:12:50 am
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 14, 2006, 12:19:35 pm
Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Might've been if you hadn't just told him about it.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: pfbbtj on June 14, 2006, 01:38:21 pm
She's a serial killer.

/me chokes on her drink

yeah. shes out to destroy all Mark's (or Rick's) in the world.
OH SHI-
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: pfbbtj on June 14, 2006, 01:40:23 pm
Quote
Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
YEAH, I POSTED IT, DIPSHIT.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Laser.T on June 14, 2006, 03:11:07 pm
Quote
Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
YEAH, I POSTED IT, DIPSHIT.

The wonders of clicking the \"back\" button after posting.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 14, 2006, 04:08:33 pm
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Yes, except now I KNOW ABOUT IT!

And fiiiiiiine, when I get home, I'll say "eh" for you. You're so easy to please :D
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 15, 2006, 01:20:25 am
Skype. NOW. :D I actually wanna hear you say "Eh?"

He never has said 'Eh'. Not even once :(

I know, i've spoke to him. We must get him to say it.

I have a plan. We should say loads of incomprehensible things and he'll be all liek "eh? what are you saying? eh? i cant understand you? eh? eh?"

Foolproof i tells ye. Foolproof.

Yes, except now I KNOW ABOUT IT!

And fiiiiiiine, when I get home, I'll say "eh" for you. You're so easy to please :D

I practically had to force you to say it though eh?
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 15, 2006, 01:23:03 am
What does a furry say when it walks against a wall ?




"uNF.
"
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 15, 2006, 02:20:22 am
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 15, 2006, 05:46:20 am
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".

eh?
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 15, 2006, 05:47:15 am
...


...


Eh.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 15, 2006, 07:38:41 am
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Smeagol on June 15, 2006, 12:20:28 pm
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"

The above post is unaware of the concept of rational thought.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: SpeedD on June 15, 2006, 01:56:05 pm
Its more like

Once again, you missed it entirely. Whilst reading that I was going "Wha?! What the fuck is Rad on?" not "Eh?".

Please never tell us a story like that again. It makes my brain hurt.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Laser.T on June 15, 2006, 03:09:50 pm
That must be the biggest pile of crap I have ever read. Since sliced bread. Twice. With oxen.
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 16, 2006, 05:37:59 am
Twice.

Stolen. :(
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Bates on June 18, 2006, 09:59:59 pm
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"

I wanted to comment on that, but...
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: bamFUnk on June 20, 2006, 04:23:18 am
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"
heh. mdx is amazing. don't spam! :D

fixed  8)
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Fallout on June 21, 2006, 12:30:32 am
I practically had to force you to say it though eh?

That's because you fucking suck at setting it up. And you have very poor concept as to why we say "eh".
Its more like



"Hey dude, today i watched this totally hot chick was her car in her shorts."
"After a while i went up to her and asked what kind of carwash she was using."
"After we drank a couple bottles of carwash, we went to her place and got a cylinder cleaned."
"Oh, and she has this cute sound, wich makes her addamsapple go WAY up"


Then the other guy goes

"Dude, girls don't have an addamsapple."

Wich the other responds :
 
"Whoah, and i thought drinking carwash was bad for me !"
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH<snip>

fixed  8)

this might be a radicz0r post but stop bloody spamming lol :/