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Title: cows
Post by: SomethingApt on September 28, 2003, 09:59:17 pm
dont ya jus love cows? theyre brilliant!  ;D

they stand there... then they stare at you... then they say: 'moo'  ;D IT'S GREAT!!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 28, 2003, 10:08:01 pm
theres a field of cows behind my house...

...what is it with cows on this forum anyway?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on September 28, 2003, 10:23:54 pm
Cows say moo and they are cool.
Cows might poo but they don't go school.
Cows like me And I like Cows.
Cows can see And say "Mike Shows!".

Cows and chickens they are my pals
Hurt their feelings and your full of 50 cal's

One who likes cows can't be all bad person...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 29, 2003, 12:40:21 am
robo-cow or normal cow, any cow will do,
everyone loves a cow that comes to play with you.
cows are great, cows are grand,
they build castles in the sand.
Even though they have no opposable thumbs,
they can make shapes with their bums.

Gravehill likes cows way to much,
his room is full of cows and such,
he kills them, stuffs them and eats their liver,
when he looks at them he's sure to quiver.

My song has got real weird,
and is almost as long as my beard.
Maybe I should stop right now,
before I run out of things that rhyme with cow

^_^

Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 29, 2003, 09:01:24 am
a Cow....
is a sweet and beautiful creature, but what will happen in her nearest future?
her eyes is moisty and the judders are soft, when walking she's swinging her hip like Lady Croft....

Holy Cows are blessed from sin (they say)
but even a nun put something in (don't they?)
...or have they lost the feeling for lust, when Bulls dramatically changes from He-Man to biting dust?
is a Cows vision of getting laid smashed to pieces, when gameing with blue_balls_of_bulls like they where some common dices?  

(yeah, and now I can't stop this :P )

...I love Gravehill for his great sence of humor, nothing scares him; elephants, cows or rumours -
about his figure...Wintress is sweet like honey, milk and sugar

she's dreaming of Tomasthenudedrummer and sings tribesongs with laughter in her voice -
that echoes over the great wide ocean, to VisionThings' ireish soul that makes him do the ultimate choise  -

he stops dealing with purple antidotes, and starts to build a pair of wings that takes him to Sweden to meet those who made it possible to ease the pain - with music that makes everyones' heart's longing_for_their_cd in vein - (LoL! Nothing rhymes really but this is so fun!)

Jorden, Bearfoot, Deghar, Neoblaze and all the rest 240ish of you! and of course mummpis too! You're all Faboulus Fans of  The Machinae Tribe; let us party and sing great chants of  joy - especially for the outstanding Cow!


(Aarghh.....this is too much!....I need a shrink, NOW! It's very energydraining to be a Cowlunatic this early in the morning....huh...)
(http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/giffar2/shambalah1.gif)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on September 29, 2003, 12:39:17 pm
I just love this forum! Thank you Sobella!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on September 29, 2003, 12:44:04 pm
I love to eat cows
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 29, 2003, 01:59:59 pm
now I regret telling Sobella to continue the song  :P


only joking...the insanity must continue!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on September 29, 2003, 04:07:17 pm
I love to eat cows

mmm... cow!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 29, 2003, 05:52:35 pm
I just love this forum! Thank you Sobella!
You're very welcome my dear! :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 29, 2003, 05:54:13 pm
I love to eat cows
I love to eat moomins
 :o
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on September 29, 2003, 06:09:03 pm
no you dont! I know it!

nothing can penetrate our skin! and we taste bad!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on September 29, 2003, 09:21:41 pm
No you dont. You taste good. I know. I got lots of experiment about moomins. And by the way : it's not necessary to penetrate your skin, I JUST SUCK...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Laser.T on September 29, 2003, 09:37:11 pm
mooo?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 29, 2003, 11:09:23 pm
yeh...nothing like sucking on a moomin to brighten up your day!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on September 30, 2003, 01:18:26 am
Wow oh wow
So much love for a cow
What is wrong with us now
Nothing is wrong when you understand how
Sobella so sweet, not really a cow
She is playful at heart and swept over the bow

I must have the worst of timing
Because I know nothing about rhyming

* Wintress hugs all of the forum people! You give me great laughs during a difficult time! :D :D :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on September 30, 2003, 01:22:04 am
mmm... yummy yummy forum peoples  :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 30, 2003, 02:18:31 am
no0o0o0o dont eat me...

....stay back!

Back I say!!

ack...oi...Ben! get off my arm...ow...basta-

*feints due to blood loss*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Layson Juravis on September 30, 2003, 02:28:09 am
*tastes brain*

Ahhhhhhhhh, fresh meat.

Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on September 30, 2003, 05:32:51 am
slurp...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on September 30, 2003, 06:31:37 am
Ugh, lol! Why is everyone always trying to eat VisionThing? Someone's keeping a secret and not telling me why he tastes so good...? :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 30, 2003, 10:12:38 am
*sobella rushes to give VT first aid! :-* :-* :-*

There you go! :D Better?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 30, 2003, 10:16:09 am
No you dont. You taste good. I know. I got lots of experiment about moomins. And by the way : it's not necessary to penetrate your skin, I JUST SUCK...
A Moomin-lollypop! Hurray! :D (is it red or white?)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on September 30, 2003, 12:10:42 pm
No you dont. You taste good. I know. I got lots of experiment about moomins. And by the way : it's not necessary to penetrate your skin, I JUST SUCK...
A Moomin-lollypop! Hurray! :D (is it red or white?)

ROFL!! Gravehill said it people...HE says he sucks...uNF! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 30, 2003, 05:11:44 pm
yes much better thanks Sobella :)

I don't know why everyone is trying to eat me  :(

maybe i should take it as a compliment?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on September 30, 2003, 06:31:14 pm
It's because of that rubbersuit, I told you. I changed mine to leather just to avoid being eated all the time.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on September 30, 2003, 08:04:22 pm
aaawww but rubber is so kinky!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on September 30, 2003, 10:15:03 pm
mooh says the kinky Cow.......
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Bearfoot on September 30, 2003, 10:26:33 pm
Sitting in the feilds
Chewing serenely on cud
KALBLAM!  Hamburger.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on October 01, 2003, 07:30:17 am
mooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Layson Juravis on October 01, 2003, 07:45:39 am
Ahem... is this thing on?

***feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedback***

MOOOO... *Cough*

Cough

Cough...

Stupid cold.

Layson
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 01, 2003, 08:17:13 am
If our forum shall have live meeting we ought to have very cheap servings there. Just grass and fresh water. And sun on the sky warming our backs. 200+ cows (nude, of course) at field dancing to Machinae Supremacy. To be cow in summer...

And Layson, your mooh was very convincing even when your cold. Hope you got over it so we can hear some thunderlike mooing were accustomed to.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 01, 2003, 11:35:54 am
but then we would all get turned into hamburgers before the Machinae album comes out :(
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 01, 2003, 02:22:47 pm
En koskaan muutu hampurilaiseksi koska puhuessani ihmiset eivät koskaan huomaa, missä on pihvi.

I shall never be hamburger 'cause when I talk people do not know where's the beef.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 01, 2003, 04:12:33 pm
How does a cow sound that comes from Finland, Norway, Russia or Germany?  ::) I'm curious, so please tell me if you know. (why havn't this Q come up earlier? :o)

The swedish cows "sounds" like; muuu and muuuh and my guess is that they sound like; moooh, in uk and us? Or does it excist some linguistic differences between the east and west cost??
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 01, 2003, 04:39:32 pm
Finnish cow:

Ammmuuuh-muuuh
Ammuu

We have word calling ammua (cows do that, they ammuu); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES and sometimes cow is called "ammu". On the other one "ammu" is imperative "shoot" also (from word ampua).
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on October 01, 2003, 05:23:46 pm
hmm... well here in the uk it's most definitely 'moo'

maybe the machinae supremacy album could be called something cow related...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 01, 2003, 06:18:14 pm
Killer Cows From Hell?
On cover four cows dressed as cowboys, ready to draw...
It would be cool!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 01, 2003, 09:07:57 pm
or uh...not.

 :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Lomion on October 01, 2003, 11:02:17 pm
German cows like to "muuuuh" a lot too. Perhaps without the "h" but usually with it. In fact, when they're mooing angrily, they happen to sound like the zombies in "Resident Evil" part 1.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on October 02, 2003, 09:54:12 am
i sound like a zombie in the morning... apparently  :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Deghar on October 02, 2003, 10:18:06 am
(http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/images/cow.jpg)

"Come on hon, gimme a kiss."
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 02, 2003, 11:50:54 am
*pus*   :-*  *pus*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 02, 2003, 03:03:01 pm
Mwoah!  :-*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 02, 2003, 08:15:06 pm
mmmmm.....oooh!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: funkaDeena on October 02, 2003, 10:12:06 pm
Cowmuzz Greatious Blue Balls on Fire!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Cestus on October 03, 2003, 01:23:25 am
Argh - and I thought I visit strange forums. but now - for some reason...

this is the place where

1337 things go M000!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Bavi_H on October 03, 2003, 07:34:38 am
To counter Bearfoot's hamburger poem (http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=301;start=15#msg7107), I present the following:

Standing, chewing,
She turns and looks at me,
Her eyes alive, she speaks:
Moo.
After all, cows are living, sensing things. They may have more control than we thought (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/b/cow.jpg).

Finally, the following dramatic re-enactment (http://people.smu.edu/katy/weblog/images/spaceship.swf) may help explain Sobella's strange character.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 03, 2003, 08:18:07 am
[---]
Finally, the following dramatic re-enactment (http://people.smu.edu/katy/weblog/images/spaceship.swf) may help explain Sobella's strange character.
wham bam thank you mam'!

I applaud you for your guts of finally coming out of the cowpoets closet. ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Bearfoot on October 03, 2003, 09:10:11 am
Yep, it's completely insane in here and for once it's not just me.



Argh - and I thought I visit strange forums. but now - for some reason...

this is the place where

1337 things go M000!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 03, 2003, 11:59:58 am
Yep, it's completely insane in here and for once it's not just me.

ROFL!!! ;D ;D ;D

(I resemble that remark, btw! LOL)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on October 03, 2003, 12:11:41 pm
Why do cows stand in the same direction?
Because they have a Diablo character to kill.

Aint the secret cow level in Diablo 2 fun?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 03, 2003, 01:29:23 pm
LOL!! MOOOOOOOOOO! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on October 03, 2003, 06:10:34 pm
well, it sure is nice to know that im far from the only person here who likes cows!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 04, 2003, 01:38:20 am
Cows are sweet! :D

Yesterday I got an alarmclock when I was at school. A commersial thing...guess what kind of picture it was on it... ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 04, 2003, 06:28:57 am
Ouch...This one is tricky....
Same as my soap-holder is designed as?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 04, 2003, 09:25:52 am
/me finds it hilarious that Sobella has a cow alarm clock (do you have to turn it off and on by her udder?) Does she moo? :D

And Gravehill...if your soap holder is the shape of a cow...I hope it is at least a BULL! ;D ;D ;D  ::)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on October 04, 2003, 10:12:56 am
btw just for a point cow and chicken rules because it has the devil and supercow
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 04, 2003, 01:47:38 pm
aaawww mumppis!! move in with me!!! :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on October 04, 2003, 02:40:43 pm
why?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 04, 2003, 03:32:24 pm
/me finds it hilarious that Sobella has a cow alarm clock (do you have to turn it off and on by her udder?) Does she moo? :D

And Gravehill...if your soap holder is the shape of a cow...I hope it is at least a BULL! ;D ;D ;D  ::)

No it's not. It's she. And got nice, big cow smile. I might even post a pic of it someday.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 04, 2003, 05:12:53 pm
I have a money box that is a cow...

...kinda like a piggy bank...only not a pig

its a cow.

a cash cow you could call it maybe
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 04, 2003, 06:32:22 pm
Golden cow?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 04, 2003, 07:05:33 pm
well its actually white with patches of black...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: SomethingApt on October 04, 2003, 11:40:42 pm
well its actually white with patches of black...

omg! what is the world coming to?!

a white cow with patches of black... that's insane!!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 05, 2003, 01:06:58 pm
yes...that's how we like it to be! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 05, 2003, 09:26:51 pm
brown cows are weird
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 05, 2003, 09:38:42 pm
No they are not. They're just sweet as chocolate!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 06, 2003, 12:49:05 am
Sweet as chocolate....and weird  :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 06, 2003, 01:51:20 am
"Love is like chocolat with cream, it's sweet and heavy and it makes me bring it up...."

mooh 8)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 07, 2003, 12:13:24 am
Love is like a perpetual warm furry blanket wrapped around you everywhere you go
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 07, 2003, 08:38:49 am
/me starts singing the song to The Lion King:
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight".... :D

Mooooooooooooooo!

Err...Roar! 8)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 07, 2003, 09:45:48 am
Love is like a perpetual warm furry blanket wrapped around you everywhere you go
That's so sweet!! Sounds like you're truly in love! :) ;) [/color]

I will probably agree with you on that VT in a few days when my poisoned hormones have calmed down... :D I have this fantacy to put them in a safe and throw them in the river - I'd love that..:P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 07, 2003, 10:15:18 am
The day I went to fishing by E.G. Gravehill, Cowking:

I was rowing my boat
Accompanied by goat
On lake Mälaren
In place called Sweden

When something catched my bait
Only after little wait
It was heavy as truck
I thought "what the fuck?"

Cunningly as fox
There was little box
Inside it was not Arvid
But something inside with
Little cow horny as ever
And I got this fever
It was hard to concentrate
So I start to...

ehem... Sorry. I was carried away.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on October 07, 2003, 08:42:05 pm
Love is like a perpetual warm furry blanket wrapped around you everywhere you go
That's so sweet!! Sounds like you're truly in love! :) ;) [/color]

*sigh* if only I was....I haven't been in love for quite some time now....still, I enjoyed it while it lasted

I will probably agree with you on that VT in a few days when my poisoned hormones have calmed down... :D I have this fantacy to put them in a safe and throw them in the river - I'd love that..:P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 08, 2003, 03:01:40 am
The day I went to fishing by E.G. Gravehill, Cowking:

I was rowing my boat
Accompanied by goat
On lake Mälaren
In place called Sweden

When something catched my bait
Only after little wait
It was heavy as truck
I thought "what the fuck?"

Cunningly as fox
There was little box
Inside it was not Arvid
But something inside with
Little cow horny as ever
And I got this fever
It was hard to concentrate
So I start to...

ehem... Sorry. I was carried away.
LoL! Beware Gravehill! Throw it in the lake again! Quickly! If the content slips out we are all lost for ever -  and we do not it to happen! It's grose and dangerous, worse than Ebola! Trust me in this!
No?? huh??
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 08, 2003, 08:21:05 am
It was hard to concentrate
So I start to...

ehem... Sorry. I was carried away.

ROFLMAO!!! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 08, 2003, 11:20:11 am
Seriously, I can't throw it back since it's humping my leg and boy it has strong grip! And it's kinda cute, too.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 08, 2003, 11:57:39 am
I wonder what will happen next..... :-X :o ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 08, 2003, 02:16:34 pm
I wonder too...because if it's THAT long to wrap around his leg...it COULD choke him!! :-\ :o
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 08, 2003, 02:54:10 pm
No, I can take it all... There little cow, I gonna tame you...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 08, 2003, 03:12:55 pm
Mooooooooooo??!!?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 08, 2003, 03:16:09 pm
OUCH!

Damn. It bite me. This little cow have some guts. Well, I have all the time on the lake Mälaren (only lake I know in Sweden) :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 08, 2003, 03:30:58 pm
The little cow did not mean to bite! It was an accident! Her teeth just slipped...a little :P ::)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 12, 2003, 09:15:08 am
Sobella! Please tell me this is not you?!?! ;D ;D ;D

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/031009/ids_photos_wl/r448309431.jpg

(You might have to copy and paste the url into your browser)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Bavi_H on October 12, 2003, 01:35:37 pm
I saw this funny commercial (http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/movies/wmv/BullsII_Lg.wmv) today where some bulls try to flirt with a cow. It reminded me of Sobella and the cow conversation here.

I went to the website and found more cow commercials (http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/happy-cows.htm), most of them were hidden (not publicly linked anywhere). Enjoy!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 12, 2003, 01:43:28 pm
Ahahahahahaha! I love those! They're on tv commercials here all the time (the behind the scenes stuff is really great); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES but you found some I had not yet seen! Love 'em! ;D ;D

Edit: My fav was Girl Talk ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 12, 2003, 02:26:18 pm
Roflmao! :D My fav is the funky chicken!!! ;D Mooooh!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 12, 2003, 02:39:08 pm
Sobella! Please tell me this is not you?!?! ;D ;D ;D

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/031009/ids_photos_wl/r448309431.jpg

(You might have to copy and paste the url into your browser)
No no no! :o I assure you! This is not me! roflmao! It's my cousin....I'm envious of her ability to hug many at the same time though. :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on October 12, 2003, 06:15:04 pm

No no no! :o I assure you! This is not me! roflmao! It's my cousin....I'm envious of her ability to hug many at the same time though. :D

Roflmao!! /me wipes her brow with relief!
LOL yeah, your cousin is lucky in that way ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on October 14, 2003, 01:50:28 pm
Let me tell you about my dream I had last night;

There were two (2) cows. And they both were brown. One of them jumped up on top of the other ones horns. The cow who had the other cow on her head, stood only on two legs (out of 4 ;) ). The topper cow reached for some green leafs. They where very happy.

My dream continued that follows; I was picked up and carried away by a sweet and gentle man....woooot! :-* ....and we climbed on top of a hill with fresh green grass on. (mooh?) It smelled summer. Then we noticed that the cows' judders was hanging without anything to cover 'em up. And we thought that if we let some sheeps join the cows it would solve the "issue" ::) (yeah, right)

Now; much green and cows, treebranshes, a man, a hill, sheep...what does it mean? Help me! Please? Am I nuts? More than usual? Come with suggestions, and tell us even one of your storys if you like (dare) ;D. But only if you like to do so yourself of course, comprende? ;)

And oh...I rented "O Orgasmos tis Agledas" (Cows' Orgasm) on vhs today....I wonder why... :D I hope it's a good one...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on October 14, 2003, 02:43:49 pm
m00h? You had much hills on your dreams lately... Have you wondered why? I could tell some explanations if you wish, but in private ;) Last time it was Wintress who was on top of hill, now it was you and some mystery man... Believe me, it has nothing to do with Mr. Freud ;D To be on top of hill : to overcome difficult things, to raise above normal state (same symbol as cow climbing on another (other cow needed first one in order to be able to taste grass, they both were happy 'cause they achieved their target TOGETHER)). Hill is symbol is freedom and vision. Why I know all this? That's why I chosed name Gravehill. It symbolizes for me "free of grave or death" and "see past grave". Wind is another symbol of freedom. Summer is symbol of vitality and life. So is green. If these things fulfilled your heart, you are happy woman! Just keep on dreaming!

Right now I feel free, strong and happy. It's something that I have lacked for a long time 'cause I let something chain me on this world. I'm so happy I could broke those chains! It's good to see all colors of this world again, feel free and love everything!

Did you know, that I see emotions as colours in my life? There is colours for each emotions and colours (like emotions) have different tones? World around us is alive... Breathing... All those beautifull colours!

I could not tell last nights dreams, they were quite naughty  ;) But I can tell about "demon dreams" I have sometimes. Everytime I feel fear or anxiety of my life or my beloved ones I have one of these dreams. "Demon" can be something like train, demon or evil person or something like that. If I'm chased by demon and run away I cannot face my fears and overcome them. If I fight with them there are couple of things that normally happen : demons keep on multiplying and eventually overcome ME or then I win the demon. Last time I had demondream, I won. When I'm awake I can overcome my fears for sometime, but after I have seen "demon dream" with victory I have had ultimate victory. I got strong heart and I can accept my fate without hesitation.

Well, this might seem little weird... But I have certain kind of dreams every now and then and they always happen when my life situation is on certain point.

Well, I've dared... Anyone?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 12, 2003, 11:22:57 am
About a thoughtful and perhaps a somewhat melancolic cow...

http://www.millan.net/funp/80/nomilk.html (ftp://http://www.millan.net/funp/80/nomilk.html)





Wooooh...on topic.... ::) ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 13, 2003, 05:10:55 am
Hahahahahahaa, I liked when her udder went by all by itself!! ROFL! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 13, 2003, 05:17:17 am
Sobella: I think this site will be good for your love of all Moos! Enjoy ;D

http://www.crazyforcows.com/index.shtml (http://www.crazyforcows.com/index.shtml)

Celebrating cows and things bovine with facts, photos, games, postcards, and other fun stuff. Celebrating Things Bovine. ... Guest Cows, Your Cow Pictures. ...  ::)  :D  ;D

There's even cow poop test!! ROFL!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 13, 2003, 12:10:03 pm
Not alien poop test? It would save me some time...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 13, 2003, 02:55:13 pm
Hahahahahahaa, I liked when her udder went by all by itself!! ROFL! ;D
Haha yes a bouncing judder is always something special to watch :D

Sobella: I think this site will be good for your love of all Moos! Enjoy ;D

http://www.crazyforcows.com/index.shtml (http://www.crazyforcows.com/index.shtml)

Celebrating cows and things bovine with facts, photos, games, postcards, and other fun stuff. Celebrating Things Bovine. ... Guest Cows, Your Cow Pictures. ...  ::)  :D  ;D

There's even cow poop test!! ROFL!
Thank you Wintress! :D Mooh!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 13, 2003, 04:41:44 pm
I still can't see udder bouncing itself... Damnit!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 14, 2003, 10:54:58 am
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Thank you Wintress! :D Mooh!

You're welcome Sobella!  :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 14, 2003, 10:58:54 am
Test your coordination skills -- check out CowPie !  (Note: CowPie does NOT work with the latest version of Netscape.
---------

Gravehill, some things do not work in Netscape, that's why I keep IE and Opera for backup browsers...probaby why you can't see bouncing cow udder, LOL!

(CowPie = Cow Poop)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 14, 2003, 11:58:44 am
Probably... It would take axe or "Windows update" to use IE... Opera is kinda ok...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on November 14, 2003, 01:13:30 pm
Not alien poop test? It would save me some time...

stop trying to take the easy way out!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 14, 2003, 01:22:34 pm
Someone get that fainted alien and untie me!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 14, 2003, 10:08:54 pm
*Sobella is on her way to rescue Gravehill. But first she enjoys watching him standing there looking a bit like a fool..... ;D ;) and waiting for the teabreake to begin (the scones ain't ready yet) Then she'll help Gravie. Promise. ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 14, 2003, 10:26:03 pm
Not alien poop test? It would save me some time...

stop trying to take the easy way out!!
Now this is really something that all aliens could learn from! :D No hesitation!! The big ones first and then you can poop out the rest in no perticular size, make it easy for you. Who am I talking to? ??? The pope the poop? :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 11:03:28 am
Bettie the poop? This is very serious! I'm tied, naked on the pole, on the bush is fainted alien and it's freezing out here! And by the way, our little experiment won't go on if we don't do something, soon. And I look little stupid all the time, you can adore my perfect frame other times too. Please, do something?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:13:49 pm
/me gives some ritalin to everyone in here
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:26:05 pm
/me gives some ritalin to everyone in here

Best idea yet, thanks! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:28:52 pm
.. I'm tied, naked on the pole,
 Please, do something?

OH MY GOSH!
Sorry babe, but no way! I like looking at you naked, tied and on pole.
<Wintress has evil naughty thoughts, then goes to have tea and scones with Sobella> ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:40:00 pm
hmmh
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:42:34 pm
Wanna have the biscuit, lemme out pole, my pole is freezing! Look, it's all stiff already!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:46:41 pm
okay gravie stop drinking that red bull or what ever you are drinking
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:52:40 pm
Red bull.... MOOOOOooohhhhh!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:55:04 pm
damn gravie has his inner bull released and now he cant be stopped
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:59:08 pm
Yeah, and his *&*(^^%O)**& is all frozen....STIFF!

/me jumps on for a ride....nice, but a little chilly! :o
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 01:00:16 pm
I think that I'm beginning to melt... little.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:14:33 pm
Here comes Red Bull again!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :o
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 01:18:58 pm
Somehow I feel like in rodeo...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:31:26 pm
Somehow I feel like in rodeo...

/me gets her spurs... :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 01:34:10 pm
Funny word that spur. Not a single dictionary regocnized it. Is it somekinda hay?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:36:50 pm
Funny word that spur. Not a single dictionary regocnized it. Is it somekinda hay?

LOL! Spurs are kinky little metal sharp spikes that you kick the animal you're riding on with...it makes him buck and kick and go crazy, makes for a wild ride, weeeeeeeee!!!! :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 01:39:18 pm
Yeah...Those! Do they hurt?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:55:08 pm
http://www.bcsaddlery.com/tspur.img/ks_pow_brass_rowel_s.jpg (http://www.bcsaddlery.com/tspur.img/ks_pow_brass_rowel_s.jpg)

They are much kinder these days than in old days. I don't think they hurt too much. In the old cowboy days, they spurred the horses until they were bleeding sometimes.
Personally, I've never used them on a horse, and I wouldn't.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 01:55:54 pm
But on me, you would?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:59:34 pm
Only if you liked it, and they would be for excitement, not for pain :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 02:47:32 pm
Sounds kinky but nice  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on November 15, 2003, 04:28:29 pm
/me gives some ritalin to everyone in here

when I cant stop Fiddlin'
I just take my Ritalin!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 15, 2003, 04:32:18 pm
 ;D

lol
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 09:00:44 pm
But I LIKES it when you fiddle! :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 16, 2003, 12:41:52 pm
man you all need a straigth jacket :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 16, 2003, 04:38:27 pm
Not a Burana 9mm?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mumppis on November 16, 2003, 04:50:56 pm
you need ritalin 44
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 16, 2003, 05:31:57 pm
man you all need a straigth jacket :P
That would be hip... ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on November 17, 2003, 04:22:16 am
lolz0r, Site.of.the.Day

Badass Austrlian Cows (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064845845784720304)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on November 17, 2003, 06:17:57 am
Australian cows... Heh, they have more strength than australian sheeps.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on November 17, 2003, 03:22:28 pm
lolz0r, Site.of.the.Day

Badass Austrlian Cows (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064845845784720304)
Hahahaha! Cool spontanious guys... :D Mooh!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on November 17, 2003, 10:38:48 pm
But I LIKES it when you fiddle! :P

its ok, I dont tak the ritalin when Wintress is around  ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 05:45:26 am
man you all need a straigth jacket :P
That would be hip... ;D

Indeed!! 2 plz!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 05:46:42 am
But I LIKES it when you fiddle! :P

its ok, I dont tak the ritalin when Wintress is around  ;)

Okay, it's a DEAL! ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 05:48:05 am
lolz0r, Site.of.the.Day

Badass Austrlian Cows (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1064845845784720304)

Muahahahahahahahahaa-------Moooooooooooooo!
Why do I love that story? ::)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 07, 2003, 04:43:25 am
(http://hrpr.8m.com/dancers/sylvia3.gif)

Ok I'm just trying to get things back on track. This is a thread we use if we like to talk about cows....and bulls...  ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 07, 2003, 08:03:00 am
Hehehee, mooooooooooooooo!!!!
/me kisses a cow and a bull, then wipes the cow-bull-drool off her face :-X
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 07, 2003, 03:10:09 pm
LOL

That cow on a phone really seems to know what she wants. And others look quite waiting too. I guess they know what is coming...

COW AEROBIC!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 07, 2003, 04:54:43 pm
Cow Aerobic!! :o Noooooo! They tricked me!! I thought all along that I had sex with tha master! ::)

...no wonder he ran away in panic when I kissed him...silly bull. Maybe he was gay?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 07, 2003, 06:30:23 pm
Gaybull? Nice thought. Maybe he does not have met right cow?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 07, 2003, 09:08:15 pm
LoL! :D It's more likely that way G. as you said.. ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 07, 2003, 10:38:49 pm
(http://hrpr.8m.com/dancers/sylvia3.gif)

Ok I'm just trying to get things back on track. This is a thread we use if we like to talk about cows....and bulls...  ;)

cows cant use phones, they dont have poseable thumbs!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 08, 2003, 12:03:10 am
Yes they do. :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 08, 2003, 01:33:22 am
oh....i must b mistaken
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Bavi_H on December 08, 2003, 05:26:47 am
cows cant use phones, they dont have poseable thumbs!

Ah, but this cow is using an orange phone. It is a hotline directly to an operator. Useful for beings without thumbs.

Cow picks up phone.
Operator: Number please?
Cow: 1-RENT-A-BULL
Operator: Please hold...
Bull: Rent-a-Bull. This is Ferdinand. How may I help you?
Cow: Oh -- You already have...
Cow hangs up, embarassed.

Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 08, 2003, 11:52:14 am
Oh!So it was you whom I talked to that perticular time? Aaaaaahh, well, nice to meet you - you have a very sexy voice. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Deghar on December 08, 2003, 12:10:38 pm
http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/cow.swf

Moooo'ooooooo'oooooooo...

I'm a cow can't you see, I live in the country, moooo'ooooo. I'm a cow! Hills are high, grass is green...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 08, 2003, 12:19:35 pm
Roflmao!! ;D What a sicko farmer!! :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 08, 2003, 06:07:08 pm
cows cant use phones, they dont have poseable thumbs!

Ah, but this cow is using an orange phone. It is a hotline directly to an operator. Useful for beings without thumbs.

Cow picks up phone.
Operator: Number please?
Cow: 1-RENT-A-BULL
Operator: Please hold...
Bull: Rent-a-Bull. This is Ferdinand. How may I help you?
Cow: Oh -- You already have...
Cow hangs up, embarassed.



well uh....now I know...thanks for that, i guess

 :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on December 09, 2003, 12:04:20 am
http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/cow.swf

Moooo'ooooooo'oooooooo...

I'm a cow can't you see, I live in the country, moooo'ooooo. I'm a cow! Hills are high, grass is green...
HAHAHa that was funny
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 09, 2003, 12:21:15 pm
http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/cow.swf

Moooo'ooooooo'oooooooo...

I'm a cow can't you see, I live in the country, moooo'ooooo. I'm a cow! Hills are high, grass is green...

ROFL!! I love it! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Deghar on December 10, 2003, 09:39:38 am
I watch it every day :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Deghar on December 10, 2003, 09:42:58 am
http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/MadCow.swf

"Uuuh, yeah, Moo. Ok. Oh yeah, and also, FUCK YOU!"
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 10, 2003, 11:43:46 am
Heh- watched the first animation yesterday but cannot answer 'cause my ISP had some problems. Latter one I watched today.

I liked first better 'cause it showed how amazing love between cow and human can be. It made me also laugh. Latter one was good too. Too bad that cow got hammered ( ;) ) and it's beef sold cheaply. I don't like that kind of realistic movies where cows talk. But she had some serious points, there! And I smiled.

So thanks. Cows are best, thou I like chicken too!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 10, 2003, 10:08:29 pm
Have you watched Chicken Run (Kananlento)? There were some weird chickens and it was good movie too.. But I prefer more Wallace and Kromit..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 10, 2003, 10:27:31 pm
Wallace and Groomit are my all time favorites! :D Have anyone seen the part with the robot trousers? There is this cute (and dangerous! :o) penguin. They all are beyond all coolness! We have 3parts with them on video. Robotrousers, the sheep-episode and the moontravel episode. Before they leave earth (their garage) on their way to the moon - watch at all the mice with sunglasses! *Sobella LoL! ;D 'cause she's so easily amused!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 10, 2003, 10:37:52 pm
They are the greatest. I have seen all. I just watched Finding Nemo at cinema and it was very annoying because I laughed all time and the kids started to stare at me (my red fur coat had something to do with it too) and their parents stared also... Well but it was worth it.. Have you seen the Ice age?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 10, 2003, 11:13:44 pm
Wallace and Groomit are my all time favorites! :D Have anyone seen the part with the robot trousers? There is this cute (and dangerous! :o) penguin. They all are beyond all coolness! We have 3parts with them on video. Robotrousers, the sheep-episode and the moontravel episode. Before they leave earth (their garage) on their way to the moon - watch at all the mice with sunglasses! *Sobella LoL! ;D 'cause she's so easily amused!

omg YEH the evil penguin gave me the great idea to have a pet penguin!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 11, 2003, 10:24:12 am
Was it that they rented room for that penguin in that episode? He was really wicked penguin, he was! I like Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run too. Mel Gibson did great work on latter one...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on December 11, 2003, 01:10:48 pm
That robot on the moon is cool too  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 11, 2003, 03:47:17 pm
That penguin was very mean. He used a rubber clove to disguise as a chicken.. But I saw through him..  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 11, 2003, 06:19:09 pm
That robot on the moon is cool too  ;D
hehehe..yeah, I wonder how it got there?

That penguin was very mean. He used a rubber clove to disguise as a chicken.. But I saw through him..  ;D
LoL!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 12, 2003, 01:26:07 am
the robot on the moon was the BESTEST!!1

I love wallavce and gromit sooooo much! we have all the videos, i might watch them on tuesday when I am off school and work...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 12, 2003, 09:01:50 am
the robot on the moon was the BESTEST!!1

I love wallavce and gromit sooooo much! we have all the videos, i might watch them on tuesday when I am off school and work...

What to do you do for work if you can same time work and watch wallace and gromit??? I hope its nothing vvery dangerous..  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 12, 2003, 09:47:48 am
 ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Deghar on December 12, 2003, 10:47:15 am
Maybe he is "teh" Bastard Operator From Hell.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 12, 2003, 12:13:34 pm
Access forbidden!

You don't have permission to access the requested object. It is either read-protected or not readable by the server.

If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster
Error 403

    www.hekkuli.org
    Fri Dec 12 12:07:29 2003
    Apache/2.0.40 (Red Hat Linux) :-\

Message I got for Mad Cow swf.

______________


/me sends VT a penguin for xmas, cuz he loves penguins more than anyone I know
   :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 12, 2003, 03:19:36 pm
I like the voice of wallace, it`s so manly and powerful..  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on December 12, 2003, 04:40:37 pm
I like the inventions alot, like the morning ritual machine.
It's quite fun when there's no bread in the toaster ;D

And what a tracklayer! When they chase penguin through the house...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 12, 2003, 05:19:24 pm
Woahahaha...yes....harrharr...lmao! :D :D :D


Wallaces' voice is, hehe...it suits him, it's very polite in that specific english way. ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 13, 2003, 03:01:59 am
yeh it really does  ;D

I'm going to watch it when I'm off work not at work lol!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 25, 2003, 01:12:54 am
(http://www.harvcc.net/images/santa_cow_sleigh.jpg)

I found this nice picture and couldn't resist of course showing it to you. It makes me smile :D I mailed it to mr.G. earlier today too...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mb on December 25, 2003, 01:22:44 am
Those trees look somewhat like fractal trees.

Edit: Oh, look! There's a cow too. :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 25, 2003, 01:32:05 am
aaahahaha! You noticed the moo, lol! :D Little late....but what the heck...it's there, it's cute, it's happy.


Here are some more sweet and weird cows... http://www.woodlandmouse.com/cows/current.htm
I'm quite fond of the Beehive Bovine cow... :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mb on December 25, 2003, 01:47:55 am
She has a frantic look in her eyes! It must mean that this man have been doing some sick, perverted, things to her! You can tell just by looking at her. We must call the police and the social authorities to have him removed. He's a living danger to all cows and probably all kids, too.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mb on December 25, 2003, 01:54:24 am
Quote
Here are some more sweet and weird cows...
http://www.woodlandmouse.com/cows/current.htm

Hrm. Uhm. Are cows perhaps your totem animal? ;)

Quote
I'm quite fond of the Beehive Bovine cow... :)

She reminds me of pictures on my mother in the early 70's.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 25, 2003, 02:14:51 am
Quote
Hrm. Uhm. Are cows perhaps your totem animal?
No, not really. It's just that I think they look funny and act cool... :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 25, 2003, 04:09:09 pm
Cows have such nice, big, wet eyes. They like to be in sun, moo all day long and eat. It's the ultimate act of happiness.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 27, 2003, 06:50:47 am
ROFL! Here's one with many beasties, including singing cows! ;D ;D ;D

http://www.twistedtunes.com/download/whitetrashvideo.swf (http://www.twistedtunes.com/download/whitetrashvideo.swf)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: mb on December 27, 2003, 06:58:19 am
Urinating writings in the snow -- what a classic it is.

Must say that white-trash Jesus was both unexpected and fitting :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 27, 2003, 07:21:40 am
LOL /me has a very warped sense of humor...as do most of us ;)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 27, 2003, 11:09:51 am
It was like my biography written in pictures...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on December 27, 2003, 04:32:06 pm
LOL! I liked the horny little dog there... ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 27, 2003, 10:26:41 pm
LOL! I liked the horny little dog there... ;D
Like I said...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 28, 2003, 05:29:24 pm
Hahhaha, especially when he uNF's Rudolph! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 28, 2003, 06:51:03 pm
blink blink was the reindeers nose. I liked christmas tree a lot, too...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on December 29, 2003, 01:47:11 am


                    ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on December 30, 2003, 01:36:08 am
blink blink sayd casper when he saw a blanket..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 30, 2003, 03:40:39 am
umm...what?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on December 30, 2003, 05:50:44 am
Well, now the mad cow has landed in USA too. Sorry to hear that. :(
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on December 30, 2003, 09:48:39 pm
yeh I heard about that, I remember when the crisis was going on over here...it sucked
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on December 31, 2003, 02:06:56 am
Haha I remember those cheesy adds they used to play.

There was a dog looking into the window of a buther shop. The butcher looks at the dog from the window and the dog looks at the butcher. The dog has a cute little dog face on then the dog turns his head a bit so it is tilting. The camera changes to the butcher and there is a picture of the queen whilst the butcher is pointing to it. The dog walk away with its head down.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 01, 2004, 06:20:43 pm
lol what? that sounds weird
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 01, 2004, 08:26:20 pm
I am lost...  ???
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 01, 2004, 09:16:21 pm
poor kanu
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 01, 2004, 09:55:52 pm
And the dog ate my map..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 01, 2004, 10:12:36 pm
stupid dog....dont burn it like you burnt Bob though!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 01, 2004, 10:24:21 pm
The dog does what she is ment for. Barks, EATS, sleeps, shags the teddybears, shits, pisses and so one... So she is doing her part, Bob didnt...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 01, 2004, 11:45:02 pm
I really hope that you never end up as boss in any firm. Just to think that...
Kanu : "I that 'cause he did not do his part!"
Man in blue : "But he was just one minute late from work!"
Kanu : "So was the Bob..."
Man in blue : "Bob who?"
Kanu : "Bob the bananatree..."
To be sure, it would be great if you were not my workmate either... brrrrrr.... Man, please ask doctor to check out your medication. It's probably half of what it's supposed to be.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 02, 2004, 04:01:17 am
lolz0r with a zero and a bit of spam
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 02, 2004, 11:25:41 am
I really hope that you never end up as boss in any firm. Just to think that...
Kanu : "I that 'cause he did not do his part!"
Man in blue : "But he was just one minute late from work!"
Kanu : "So was the Bob..."
Man in blue : "Bob who?"
Kanu : "Bob the bananatree..."
To be sure, it would be great if you were not my workmate either... brrrrrr.... Man, please ask doctor to check out your medication. It's probably half of what it's supposed to be.

I am a good boss material. I have ideas. I give good ang big rewards if things are done great, of course then the punishments are big too.. Dont try to blame me what happenened to Bob. He was the architecht of his own fortunes..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 02, 2004, 02:33:01 pm
Sigh... So you say. He was just a kid...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 02, 2004, 04:56:19 pm
Very ugly kid.. I made a service to the world..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Cyrus on January 02, 2004, 06:45:37 pm
You scare me... and who the fuck is Bob? ^^
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 03, 2004, 12:12:48 am
Bob the bananatree
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 03, 2004, 03:18:15 am
Bob was a tree till he was killed
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 03, 2004, 09:09:55 am
What a shitty tree he was.. good for him..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 03, 2004, 01:18:50 pm
I refuse to take part in mocking of Bob. I'm Bob Reborn, remind you! I'm dreamhacking bananaboy...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 03, 2004, 01:23:04 pm
 Ludmila running with her bob? Bob the builder? Bob marmelade? )&=(/%&/&(//=)?=)(`&%%¤¤"%&!!!Who the fuck is Bob?!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 03, 2004, 03:51:15 pm
Bob? Ask Kanu. He likes to tell that story. I'm Bob Reborn... Original Bob was named Bob Bananatree.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 03, 2004, 05:18:58 pm
Bob was a bananatree of mine who didnt do his part for world. He was bananaless. So I chopped and burned it and now Gravie is an incarnation of former Bob and he will come to my dreams, including the wet ones...  
Satisfied??  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 03, 2004, 09:48:50 pm
your gonna have wet dreams about a tree?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 03, 2004, 10:09:21 pm
Yessss he have. He will have all bananas he ever even dared to dream... Green, fresh and deep.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 04, 2004, 02:02:39 am
your gonna have wet dreams about a tree?
That would be quite intense, not as intense as baywatch but still intense
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 04, 2004, 05:30:23 am
mooh?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 04, 2004, 10:03:11 am
How deep is deep?? Deep as ocean??
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 04, 2004, 10:06:11 am
Yessss he have. He will have all bananas he ever even dared to dream... Green, fresh and deep.


And then I will become Gravies wet dream.... We are walking on circles here...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 04, 2004, 12:50:52 pm
Yes we are. What a nice path to follow.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 04, 2004, 02:30:14 pm
We could have picnic or set some boobytaps behind us so no-one couldnt follow us in our circle and the we could toss the coin to see whichone of us would go first??  :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 05, 2004, 09:44:16 pm
Bob the Cow is a transvestite.

He does not go in circles because it makes him loose the track.

Now what was I saying?

Coconut?

Ok.

 ::)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 05, 2004, 10:31:14 pm
Bob The Cow? Are there some new Bob's I'm not aware of? This is getting interesting... Bob The Transvestite Cow...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 06, 2004, 12:53:23 am
Think Bob the tree is realated to Bob the cow.

Q. What do you call a man without arms or legs swimming?

A. Bob
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 06, 2004, 02:09:10 am
I wouldn't call him anything, I'd be too busy laughing
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 06, 2004, 04:18:57 am
 ;D

A. Boberiba
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 06, 2004, 12:29:40 pm
What is the meaning of the world?
Bob.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 06, 2004, 05:38:45 pm
the meaning of the world is...

...

....parsnips
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 06, 2004, 11:23:10 pm
haha! that one is new! :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 06, 2004, 11:30:45 pm
new! but also true!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 07, 2004, 12:35:41 am
the meaning of the world is...

...

....parsnips
Don't get it..... Bet you one day out of thin air it will hit me over the head with the answer.

meaning of bob http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bob
Quote
bob1    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (bb)
v. bobbed, bob·bing, bobs
v. tr.
To hit lightly and quickly; tap.
To cause to move up and down: bobbed my head in response to the question.

v. intr.
To move up and down: a cork bobbing on the water.
To grab at floating or hanging objects with the teeth: bobbed for apples.
To curtsy or bow.

n.
A tap or light blow.
A quick, jerky movement of the head or body.

Phrasal Verb:
bob up
To appear or arise unexpectedly or suddenly.

Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 07, 2004, 05:52:22 am
Quote
A quick, jerky movement of the head or body.
That sounds like uNF... That sounds like Bob! Bob likes!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 07, 2004, 01:17:25 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on January 07, 2004, 03:03:34 pm
 ::) Oh Bob...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 07, 2004, 06:32:21 pm
I'm a lonesome cow called Bob...
all they feed me with, is gob...
that I don't like, 'cause it makes me burp when I fight...

after they've knocked me down, they dress me up in a gown...
while the mob enjoy watching me sob...
this is a terrible song, luckily it wasn't that long...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 07, 2004, 08:08:40 pm
She said Bob. THE BOB! Yeah!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Wintress on January 08, 2004, 03:02:43 pm
...
Q. What do you call a man without arms or legs swimming?
...

Wilsonnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: this only makes sense if you've seen "Castaway" ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 09, 2004, 09:23:43 am
Yea, lol..........

Do you know how much I dislike that movie.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 09, 2004, 09:27:53 pm
lots?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 10, 2004, 12:23:08 am
Well I dis-like it.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 10, 2004, 04:10:19 am
do u dislike it lots?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 10, 2004, 07:41:36 am
Muuuh?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 10, 2004, 08:18:13 pm
Hear hear! Gravehill is on topic! ;D

Mooh! :-*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 10, 2004, 08:25:48 pm
LOL  ;D ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 10, 2004, 10:38:44 pm
Someone talked about a dream of having a GF like Lani? I'd like to have a bunny as my BF, Buggs Bunny, to be honest. ;D This has nothing to do with cows I know, but who cares anyway ::) :-*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 11, 2004, 01:41:51 am
You know its almost easter? Well according to the Bigw, coles, etc supermarkets. They have started to put hot crossed buns and easter type stuff on their shelves
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 11, 2004, 10:57:32 am
I once had two rabbits.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 11, 2004, 09:29:59 pm
You know its almost easter? Well according to the Bigw, coles, etc supermarkets. They have started to put hot crossed buns and easter type stuff on their shelves

yup! you know as soon as you see adverts for "Cadurys Cream Eggs" that easter draws near!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 13, 2004, 04:42:03 pm
I have noticed that Bob is increasing...

We need more fire...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on January 13, 2004, 05:17:38 pm
/me summons the elite fire squad and fetches Sar-Mei, the Diablo 2 sorceress level 57
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 13, 2004, 05:28:49 pm
Nice use the firebolt to it.. No Bob will win the fight against the  57level sorceress Sar-Mei and 71th leveled warrior Bruul..

(Yeah my character there was Bruul.. ;D)  
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 13, 2004, 11:54:27 pm
Well I'll get my level 18 character "stinky" from Star Wars: KOTOR and force push you and force strangle you. If that didn't work then Ill get my 2 lightsabers (not dual ilghtsaber). And attack you with that. If that didn't work ill grenade you. Then heal myself.



Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on January 14, 2004, 11:08:11 am
I'll use Hydras, they're at level 9 and I have 8 levels on extra fire damage, IIRC.  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 14, 2004, 01:34:13 pm
Eat some bananas. They are healthy. Far more healthier than apples or medikits. They taste Soooooo goood  and are versatile too.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 14, 2004, 03:12:10 pm
Eat some bananas. They are healthy. Far more healthier than apples or medikits. They taste Soooooo goood  and are versatile too.

How can you say.. You have no banas, oh you avatar of Bob..  ;D

I prefer plaster when I heal myself..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 14, 2004, 04:40:39 pm
Plaster? Not with the ones with Mickey Mouse on them? You know, Mickey sucks and therefore is vampiremouse! And me, I have bananas! Delicious bananas! Fresh and hard, ready to be eaten! Bob Reborn means Bob With Bananas! There is no reason 'cause I have banana! Maybe you want to see picture of my banana? Hmmm?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 14, 2004, 09:55:14 pm
You and your imaginaton.. you have no seeds.. You are seedlesss..  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 15, 2004, 12:16:33 am
I have seeds, alright. And I don't Igor them.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 15, 2004, 12:43:42 am
I have to say I'm with Gravehill in this very delicate matter...

We want bananas!

We want bananas!

We want bananas!

We want bananas!

Bananas are good. Big bananas. Yellow bananas...
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 15, 2004, 01:22:47 am
By popular (1 vote) demand, new thread started.

POST YOUR BANANA
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 15, 2004, 01:33:25 am
Did I do that?

Wooooh, great powers! ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 15, 2004, 01:37:21 am
You have the powers to summon bananas. Use it wisely, my young apprentice... You might lost yourself to dark side of banana... May the banana be with you!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 15, 2004, 02:03:46 am
lol dark side of the banana?

is there a Darth Banana?

Luke Bananawalker?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 15, 2004, 02:30:16 am
 ;D LOL  ;D I guess so.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 15, 2004, 03:01:19 am
Luke Bananawalker?
Got Gay?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 15, 2004, 03:46:36 pm
Thats pretty gay..
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on January 16, 2004, 12:45:47 am
Sounds slippery to me :P
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 17, 2004, 12:01:25 pm
And browny..  ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 17, 2004, 04:44:28 pm
Luke Bananawalker?
Got Gay?

LOL true
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on January 18, 2004, 01:23:37 am
Luke Bananawalker?
Got Gay?

LOL true
That was the first thing that popped into my head. I suggest to re-read of what you type before posting.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on January 18, 2004, 09:03:17 pm
pffft if I did that then things wouldn't be as fun!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on January 19, 2004, 12:21:36 am
"Inside my brain moves - nothing, nothing, nothing,
  Only thing that works is vib~ra~to!"

"Päässäni liikkuu, ei mikään, ei mikään, ei mikään,
  Ainut mi toimii, on vib~raat~to!"
Finnish tv-series Kummeli
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Kanu on January 19, 2004, 04:31:11 pm
Kummeli rocks.. ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on March 26, 2004, 04:36:21 pm
....and chickens....
http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=born-to-be-chicken.jpg&category=Engrish%20from%20Other%20Countries&date=2004-03-26

Forum calling Kanu, forum calling Kanu, where are you?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on March 26, 2004, 05:11:45 pm
lmao! :D

I wonder where he might have gone?? ??? :(
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on March 28, 2004, 11:39:01 pm
kanu was a little strange...i could never understand anything he typed
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on March 29, 2004, 02:43:11 am
I want Kanu to come back.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on March 29, 2004, 03:28:32 pm
Yeah... Oddly enough that crazy bananaburning guy - I miss him. We want Kanu!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 02, 2004, 07:25:22 pm
mooh!?
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on April 03, 2004, 02:21:21 am
Fish go moo, yes they doo!!!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 04, 2004, 01:21:46 am
No they vodoo!
I've told you that before
chew a mojo
and the needle will score
in the middle of a Dojo
pin the doll and yell "fore"
crap-crap-crap
diddeli-do-diddeli-dap
this is humiliating piece of shit and..I've lost my cap
a cow of my calibre
should sing "give me a cuba libre!"
Maybe I should go to Denmark
or hide in the park
'cause now I begin to cry
my words aren't enough so I'll lay down and die
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on April 04, 2004, 03:03:07 am
I'm not understanding what is being said, so I'll applaud you for it.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Smeagol on April 05, 2004, 01:40:09 am
eh more random cow poemy thing which scare me and why the hell i just read through all 19 pages to just type this is beyond me but oh well
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on April 05, 2004, 02:47:44 am
You read through this??? I'll give you a + appluad just for doing that.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 05, 2004, 04:44:14 am
mooh! I appalud you both for your rare and v.important opinions ;D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Gravehill on April 05, 2004, 09:29:16 am
a cow of my calibre?

LOL... So true!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 05, 2004, 11:41:07 am
*shoots a cow*
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Smeagol on April 05, 2004, 02:10:05 pm
wow i get an applaud for reading thorugh 19 pages of either muuuuuuuuuuh moooooooooooooooo mooooooooooh muuuuuuu cows cows with dangly little udder thingys....hmmm mebbe i should finish reading the holy macaroni post to see what happens...2 posts down only another 500 and so to go
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 05, 2004, 03:02:43 pm
roflmao!

I give you + only because you're considering it! Good spirit! :D


Title: Re:cows
Post by: Smeagol on April 05, 2004, 03:42:47 pm
wow! applauds are being given out like random crap at gigs from the warm up bands now :)
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 05, 2004, 07:02:38 pm
roflmao!

I give you + because you're having strong tendencies to be such an honest ass! Good spirit! :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Smeagol on April 05, 2004, 07:04:10 pm
hmmm i see a pattern devolping here....
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on April 05, 2004, 07:53:45 pm
i get the feeling its international sobella applauds day
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Smeagol on April 05, 2004, 11:19:54 pm
i get the feeling its international sobella applauds day
   :( it's only one day a year? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  ;D hehehehe i still waste space even though the one line thing got killed
Title: Re:cows
Post by: MDX on April 06, 2004, 12:09:34 am
This is a beuatiful day for all. Cept the dead ones. Dog soul their rests..

--|.-
XDM
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Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on April 06, 2004, 04:02:19 am
i get the feeling its international sobella applauds day
   :( it's only one day a year? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  ;D hehehehe i still waste space even though the one line thing got killed
Oh well, we can continue this appluad thingy. I just allapplauded everyone on this page, why.... because I could
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 06, 2004, 10:00:38 am
Wow! good thought chompy, not bad for a rock :D
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on April 07, 2004, 12:35:54 am
chomp rocks have many talents....typing being one of them it would seem
Title: Re:cows
Post by: MDX on April 08, 2004, 04:01:07 pm
Why oh why..


Did nobody turn up to "national throw mdx out a 300 storey building window" day yesterday? this is gettin silly, they did it when i was a kid.. now its like nobody wants to hurt me anymore =(

07th April. Next year. Remember.

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MDX
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Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 09, 2004, 12:06:23 am
...ouch!
Title: Re:cows
Post by: MDX on April 09, 2004, 12:28:23 pm
That used to be my nickname as a child =(


"Hey ouch cam ere we aahh.. wanna show you this window.. thats right, HUH!

(AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........*bomp*.. ouch)

lol he said ouch, i think we'll call him ouch from now on, where did we find him anyway?"

>> "He's our son.."

"Right."

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MDX
--|.-
Title: Re:cows
Post by: sobella_science on April 09, 2004, 03:46:48 pm
haha! :D I thought it might be something like that. Rough childhood, aaawww pity, dry your tears love. *hugs MDX
Title: Re:cows
Post by: chompy on April 10, 2004, 03:41:19 am
I'll try to remember that for next year.
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Outboundlight on April 10, 2004, 11:49:10 pm
That used to be my nickname as a child =(


"Hey ouch cam ere we aahh.. wanna show you this window.. thats right, HUH!

(AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........*bomp*.. ouch)

lol he said ouch, i think we'll call him ouch from now on, where did we find him anyway?"

>> "He's our son.."

"Right."

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MDX
--|.-

sounds like Albo all right
Title: Re:cows
Post by: Trezker on April 13, 2004, 12:00:17 pm
I think we all need a reminder of what cows are capable of.
http://www.cowswithguns.com/