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Title: i'm going for a shower
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:20:44 pm
discuss...
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 02:36:32 pm
Naked and wet
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 15, 2005, 02:38:19 pm
quotidian.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 15, 2005, 02:43:20 pm
i shall also be naked and wet. once my sister/sisters boyfreind get out of there. i dont want to know which/both are in there.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:45:06 pm
I DEMAND THAT YOU GO INVESTIGATE! and post pictures...
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 03:20:12 pm
and sound bytes if possible.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Outboundlight on May 15, 2005, 06:33:42 pm
Shower sex is good.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 07:33:43 pm
you calm down captain ...something.

(never thought that far ahead)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 07:38:46 pm
(http://stevescars.digitaloutsider.org/captain_obvious.jpg)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 15, 2005, 07:40:06 pm
*applaud*
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Outboundlight on May 15, 2005, 08:03:09 pm
captain obvious' first foray into the new forum.

hooray for alliteration!
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 08:07:27 pm
lol, \o/!
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 15, 2005, 08:46:02 pm
Shower sex is good.

I've heard 9 out of 10 shower sex episodes fail, and that those trying it out end up on the bathroom floor instead. Or with head injuries. Apparantly, upright sex in slippery conditions can be dangerous.

Just one more pointless fact...
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Outboundlight on May 15, 2005, 08:47:54 pm
doesnt have to be full sexual intercourse to be fun in the shower
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 15, 2005, 08:49:26 pm
Ah, point taken. You win.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 15, 2005, 08:50:47 pm
I've heard 9 out of 10 shower sex episodes fail, and that those trying it out end up on the bathroom floor instead. Or with head injuries. Apparantly, upright sex in slippery conditions can be dangerous.

Just one more pointless fact...

I'll remember that as an opening line for small talk. Priceless!  :)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 15, 2005, 08:51:46 pm
You know, Megadokyo, in the Karma thread? His last post? It is true.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 08:58:23 pm
*giggle* Torp and Bateman are teh funneh
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 09:30:04 pm
Of course its true, the screaming ice cream told me so.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 12:21:42 am
I know that feeling. I hate it when my food isn't really dead and keeps on yelling and rampaging.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 12:22:20 am
Sounds like French cooking to me!
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 12:56:12 am
yes i had some french dickhead bitch at me today, so i told him if i ever saw him walking down my street, id rip his legs off and make him kick himself in the head, not in a friendly way either.. *think about what he just said.. very briefly*

granting, that i dont try to move my street right up beside his street, wherever he is, and change the signs so he accidently walks down my street one day

french fuckbag: oooo oui! oooo oui oui! je suis! ^_^ ouiii!! (so i dont know much french, like i want to)
me: aight mate, whats the craic? *leg rippage, face bootage*

.. i harbour much anger in this hour. Apologies.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 01:04:03 pm
Now it is I who be going for a shower!
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 01:09:09 pm
and i have just HAD.. a shower (past tense ~)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 05:04:31 pm
Shower ?
is that contagious ?
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 06:46:04 pm
Shower ?
is that contagious ?


No, you  crazy Dutch bastard :)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Moheeheeko on May 16, 2005, 06:55:05 pm
Wait......shower.....like......in beer?
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 06:56:13 pm
Beer shower?  :-\ Errrrrrgh :-\
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 16, 2005, 07:21:35 pm
Beer showers <=> punk rock concerts => fun

This does not imply that beer showers in themselves are fun.

Also, the chart is slightly faulty. Beer showers don't automaticly imply punk rock concerts, it's just a truism. Punk rock concerts, on the other hand, imply beer showers (well, as long as it's not an alcohol-free concert)
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 07:24:45 pm
Whoa.... you lost me at "fun"
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 16, 2005, 07:36:50 pm
What, are you implying that punk rock concerts aren't fun?
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 08:19:34 pm
It's something mathematical, where reversing a statement makes it false.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 08:56:03 pm
Punk Rock concerts ROCK !!!!

They're fucking awesome !!

EXPLAIN THE BEER SHOWER
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 09:04:45 pm
You will find it... at a punk rock concert.
Title: Re: i'm going for a shower
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 09:35:20 pm
rofl
im going to Pennywise in Amsterdamned 30 june