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Title: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 11, 2005, 11:17:19 am
Seeing Bearfoots was never properly finish.. *sniff*

until he returns, Jammin.. you take the new hotseat.

Make it so.. first question..

How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 11, 2005, 11:30:25 am
*dreams of the day he might be in a hotseat of some sort*

So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n  but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 11, 2005, 01:23:30 pm
if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 11, 2005, 01:53:52 pm
Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 04:06:26 pm
How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)

Took approx. 7mins and 24seconds (although i did get bored about halfway through and stopped to put some music on).

You can tell me how many i did...

(http://img138.echo.cx/img138/268/img00299lk.jpg)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 04:09:58 pm
So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n  but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"

definitely no apostrophe because only losers who think they're cool use apostrophes and the joke is on them because im secretly sleeping with their sisters.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 04:10:59 pm
if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)

trees can't scream you fucking idiot.  >:(

*kicks megadokyo in the face*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 04:11:26 pm
Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?

probably.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: daYak on May 11, 2005, 07:45:08 pm
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2005, 07:57:08 pm
Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 11, 2005, 08:04:18 pm
*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)

EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 08:04:51 pm
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

not while it's still attatched...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 08:05:34 pm
Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one

probably the new one... it's easier on the eyes.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 08:06:06 pm
*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)

EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.

is that a question?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 11, 2005, 08:06:32 pm
a yes or no one. yes.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Valentine Revolution on May 11, 2005, 08:07:34 pm
If you could have a threesome with one famous girl and one famous guy, who would they be?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 08:10:22 pm
a yes or no one. yes.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD! i'm the only one allowed to answer questions  >:(

*kicks megadokyo in the face again*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 11, 2005, 08:11:58 pm
If you could have a threesome with one famous girl and one famous guy, who would they be?

oooh, errrrr, ummmmm, good question... off the top of my head i'd go with... sarah michelle geller, and... david hasselhoff.

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 12, 2005, 01:39:11 am
*rubs face with brillo pad*

this wont be forgotten, jammon >)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 03:34:48 pm
david hasselhoff

Hooray!!

Btw, how gay of you.

~thinks of Hasselhoff in his red trunks~


If you were a fish, what kinda fish would you be? And how long would you live for approximately?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 05:33:16 pm
Hooray!!

Btw, how gay of you.

~thinks of Hasselhoff in his red trunks~

*giggles*  ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 05:34:47 pm
If you were a fish, what kinda fish would you be? And how long would you live for approximately?

umm.... probably a..... trout. and i'd live for about a minute before realising i don't know how to breath underwater and drowning.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Moheeheeko on May 12, 2005, 06:37:27 pm
CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 06:40:03 pm
CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!?!?!?

umm.... what kind of cake?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Moheeheeko on May 12, 2005, 06:40:44 pm
the kind you eat
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 06:42:13 pm
the kind you eat

interesting, in that case..... uhhhhhh.... i think i'll go with...... death.





































wait no.... yah, no, yeah, erm, cake!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Moheeheeko on May 12, 2005, 07:18:57 pm
AH AH AH You said death first!!!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 07:27:24 pm
How many posts are you trying to run up in this thread?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 07:29:12 pm
How many posts are you trying to run up in this thread?

four.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 12, 2005, 07:31:52 pm
What happens in this season's finale of 24?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 07:43:46 pm
What happens in this season's finale of 24?

i can only assume they stop the missile and everyone lives happily ever after.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 12, 2005, 07:45:45 pm
LOL moheeko.

I propose.. a proper question, Jammin. though you never answered my first one properly.. or was it second..

i think second.

QUESTONNnnnNNNNNNnnnn...neh!

----

To save a princess from doom of doomington run by count doom the third, King of Doomalaxxorn Valley, would you:

a. use a rope, a horse, a coke and a smile or
b. the pope , his barse, some boke and some tiles?

*puts on face helmet*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 08:07:12 pm
How many apples make an apple pie?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 08:08:28 pm
Same question as Laser, just replace Apples with Peacans.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 08:11:51 pm
Same question but with pizzas...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 08:21:19 pm
To save a princess from doom of doomington run by count doom the third, King of Doomalaxxorn Valley, would you:

a. use a rope, a horse, a coke and a smile or
b. the pope , his barse, some boke and some tiles?

*puts on face helmet*

oooh i think i'd have to go with option b.

*kicks megadokyo in the nuts before jumping through a nearby window and running off into the night*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 08:22:43 pm
How many apples make an apple pie?

I asked google and it said...

"... Q-tips work great for making apples on the tree."
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 08:23:34 pm
Same question as Laser, just replace Apples with Peacans.

fourty seven and a third.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 08:24:19 pm
Same question but with pizzas...

how many pizzas make an pizza pie? that's a crap question... i refuse to answer it. (it also uses incorrect grammar).  >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 12, 2005, 09:35:58 pm
*kicks megadokyo in the nuts before jumping through a nearby window and running off into the night*

question: am i male or female?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 09:38:47 pm
question: am i male or female?

I think i felt a testicle implode under the pressure of my big toe... so i'm gonna go with male.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:07:19 pm
Same question but with pizzas...

how many pizzas make an pizza pie? that's a crap question... i refuse to answer it. (it also uses incorrect grammar).  >:(

Sorry, pizzi is the plural of pizza isn't it.  :P

You only refuse to answer it, cos you do'nt know! Aha, you are not the King of Knowledge! I suspected it all along!

How wide is your left nostril in inches?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:08:58 pm
Sorry, pizzi is the plural of pizza isn't it. :P

yes.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:09:22 pm
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:10:23 pm
You only refuse to answer it, cos you do'nt know! Aha, you are not the King of Knowledge! I suspected it all along!

*picks up a folded up sheet of A4 paper and then hits Laser over the head with a small fish*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:11:38 pm
How wide is your left nostril in inches?

about 3/4 of an inch (although it was damn hard to measure).
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:12:14 pm
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

about this much...  *stretches out arms as far as they will go*




EDIT: after about 4 and a half seconds of googling, i have a revised answer...

"As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:13:12 pm
If you're not the King of Knowledge, who is?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:15:14 pm
How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:16:14 pm
How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:16:57 pm
If you're not the King of Knowledge, who is?

it's a close contest between this man:
(http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/cryingman.jpeg)

and this man...
(http://ktuluz.monkeytech.net/gallery/albums/random/100_5750.sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:18:13 pm
Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:19:16 pm
How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?

trick question, woodchucks vary in size from 16 to 27 inches long. This means that they are unable to reach the oven and thus are incapable of making pie.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:19:41 pm
How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?

six.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:21:09 pm
How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?

six.

Which parts? :o
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:21:37 pm
Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?

the top one is a crying man (all-knowledge has great repurcussions, you see).

the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 12, 2005, 10:22:09 pm
How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?

trick question, woodchucks vary in size from 16 to 27 inches long. This means that they are unable to reach the oven and thus are incapable of making pie.

Actually, that's no problem if you chop the woodchucks, or use a big oven, so how many does it take?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:23:30 pm
Which parts? :o

left arm, right arm, left testicle (not the right one, that'd be gross), upper thigh, ear lobe, big toe.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:25:53 pm

the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.

LMAO!

Quote
left testicle (not the right one, that'd be gross)

Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:26:24 pm
Actually, that's no problem if you chop the woodchucks, or use a big oven, so how many does it take?

if you chop the woodchucks they will die. using a big oven will just make it harder for them to turn the knobs and make it cook. you lose.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:27:32 pm
Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??

because everyone's left testicle is their best testicle
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 10:28:17 pm
Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??

because everyone's left testicle is their best testicle

Is this true? ~makes a poll~
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:32:29 pm
Who said the woodchucks are making it?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:34:06 pm
Who said the woodchucks are making it?

the question was "How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?".
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:34:50 pm
Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:35:50 pm
Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'

*adds smeagols name to 'people i hate' list*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 12, 2005, 10:37:02 pm
Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?
the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.

You're saying that his eye is in the proccess of being sucked right into his head? Actually, I can kinda see that happening. Poor guy...

But wouldn't implosion of the brain suggest that there was such a lack of anything in it that it collapsed inwards?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:38:41 pm
Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'

*adds smeagols name to 'people i hate' list*

Now I remember why I wanted to bring the Hotseats back :)


What is your favourite colour?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:39:57 pm
You're saying that his eye is in the proccess of being sucked right into his head? Actually, I can kinda see that happening. Poor guy...

But wouldn't implosion of the brain suggest that there was such a lack of anything in it that it collapsed inwards?

yes to the first question.

as for the second... interesting question... his brain capacity became so high that it was, on all accounts, filled with an infinite amount of knowledge and information. as infinite is technically equal to zero, there is perfect justification for an implosion to take place.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:40:49 pm
What is your favourite colour?

pink.

and thinking about it... aren't you sposed to be fiindil?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:42:08 pm
Yeah, but what with the old server burning the nick got lost, and so did 300 Smeagol posts :)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 10:42:50 pm
Yeah, but what with the old server burning the nick got lost, and so did 300 Smeagol posts :)

:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 10:43:51 pm
Why did the old server die?

What did it die of?

How?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 11:05:50 pm
Why did the old server die?

What did it die of?

How?
because god hates you

boredom

robert spilled apple juice on it
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 12, 2005, 11:07:04 pm
as far as robert told me hazul up and left on them, after the server went down there was no help from him to get it back, as far as i could see, hail to robs neighbours to helpin out..

i could be totally wr0ng..

if so..

so be it.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 12, 2005, 11:16:28 pm
as infinite is technically equal to zero, there is perfect justification for an implosion to take place.

1) No it's not.

2) What would happen if he filled up with knowledge would be an explosion.

3) Brain explosions = Cool!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 11:22:33 pm
1) No it's not.

2) What would happen if he filled up with knowledge would be an explosion.

3) Brain explosions = Cool!

1) shhhhhhhh! i'm trying to sound clever!

2) is that a question?

3) you're right.... they're awesome
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 11:26:02 pm
What is your favorite hour of the day?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 12, 2005, 11:27:26 pm
2) No, just a weird sentence. It should be read as "If you filled a brain with knowledge, it would explode". It is possible to get this meaning if you read it carefully. Though I am no expert, I even believe it to be a legal (though not very common) syntax.

Oh, and what's your favourite minute of the hour?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2005, 11:28:54 pm
YOUR SYNTAX IS ILLEGAL. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 pounds.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2005, 11:29:22 pm
Favourite Day?

" Month?

" Year?

" Pie flavour?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 11:31:06 pm
What is your favorite hour of the day?

ooh.... it's a tough choice... somewhere in the region of 1 to 24.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 11:31:27 pm
Oh, and what's your favourite minute of the hour?

32
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 12, 2005, 11:32:59 pm
Favourite Day?

" Month?

" Year?

" Pie flavour?

saturday

june

1972

pie-flavoured
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 13, 2005, 12:46:08 am
as far as robert told me hazul up and left on them, after the server went down there was no help from him to get it back, as far as i could see, hail to robs neighbours to helpin out..

I can vividly imagine...
Hazul: Machinae sucks!
Robert: k.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Einkoro on May 13, 2005, 01:48:40 am
First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 13, 2005, 01:54:03 am
I know, I know, I know!!!

Actually, Google knows, Google knows, Google knows!!!

And I'm not so sure that my syntax is illegal. Let's bring in a language expert...

Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 02:07:53 am
First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?

7427466391... apparently...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 02:09:28 am
Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)

surprisingly it hasn't been asked.

anyhoo... my fav song changes quite regularly... currently im mostly listening to Tempus Fugit and SttR probably...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Einkoro on May 13, 2005, 02:21:17 am
First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?

you do what now on the who? (it's late, my vision is blurry)
You code a program to solve it or you use google to solve it. Like the flow of electrons the path of least resistance will be followed. (Unless you have /alot/ of spare time and don't feel happy just googling the answer.)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 13, 2005, 04:20:05 am
I know, I know, I know!!!

Actually, Google knows, Google knows, Google knows!!!

And I'm not so sure that my syntax is illegal. Let's bring in a language expert...

Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)

It's legal. Relative clauses (those introduced by relative pronouns like "who" or "what") are used as nouns, and therefore your sentence is of the form "[noun] would be an explosion." (which, indeed, it would.)

'Tis the same as, say "Whoever put this sock in my pasta will be quite regretful rather quickly."
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 13, 2005, 01:19:59 pm
...For the rest of your hotseat, please refer to Torp's Q&A post...


And then answer this:

What is the capital of Fiji?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 13, 2005, 01:22:00 pm
my question:

whens-a your dolmio day?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 13, 2005, 02:21:22 pm

It's legal. Relative clauses (those introduced by relative pronouns like "who" or "what") are used as nouns, and therefore your sentence is of the form "[noun] would be an explosion." (which, indeed, it would.)

'Tis the same as, say "Whoever put this sock in my pasta will be quite regretful rather quickly."

Thanks, mate.

New Q:

What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:30:18 pm
What is the capital of Fiji?

Suva
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:30:45 pm
...For the rest of your hotseat, please refer to Torp's Q&A post...

will fill that in later on...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Moheeheeko on May 13, 2005, 06:32:49 pm
what instrument is best for poking small ferrel mammals?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:34:03 pm
Whens-a your dolmio day?

thursday
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 13, 2005, 06:34:32 pm
What's the best sharp object for poking Moheeheeko with?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:35:45 pm
What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)

the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:37:00 pm
what instrument is best for poking small ferrel mammals?

this...

(http://www.identity-links.com/college/sports/images/inflateable-finger.jpg)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 06:37:58 pm
What's the best sharp object for poking Moheeheeko with?

i'm gonna have to go with.... your penis.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 13, 2005, 06:40:56 pm
Favourtie quote from anywhere?

Why?

Can I keep it as a pet?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 07:20:45 pm
Favourtie quote from anywhere?

Why?

Can I keep it as a pet?

"ooh ooh, im having one of those things... you know... a headache, with pictures

an idea?

mmmmm... mmm.mmmm..."

it's from futurama, and it was fucking hysterical.

no. no you can't, you filthy boy.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 13, 2005, 07:22:14 pm
Why don't you get a job?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Lexx on May 13, 2005, 08:32:00 pm
Is your face stupid?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 13, 2005, 08:45:44 pm
What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)

the square root of -1 doesn't exist.

It does exist.  It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 13, 2005, 09:23:30 pm
What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)

the square root of -1 doesn't exist.

It does exist.  It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number

Seriously. Get with the program. A little polar graphing never hurt anyone.

Except me. It killed my parents. Insensitive bastards!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 09:39:17 pm
Why don't you get a job?

funny you should say that... i just got a part-time job... and i start on monday.... so HA!

*sets laser on fire and runs away giggling*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 09:40:08 pm
Is your face stupid?

yes, but it's incredibly attractive so it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 09:40:44 pm
It does exist. It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number

uhhh... well my calculater can't work it out.... so.... uhh..... yeah
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 13, 2005, 09:43:36 pm
Neither can mine. And that was one of the questions I didn't get right on my midterm exam, actually...mainly because I was stupid...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 13, 2005, 10:13:33 pm
If you were consumed by flames, as I am, what would be the best method to put out the aforementioned flames?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 10:19:19 pm
If you were consumed by flames, as I am, what would be the best method to put out the aforementioned flames?

definitely by pouring petrol on yourself.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 13, 2005, 10:53:42 pm
It could technically work. Well, if you suspended yourself into a pool of petrol, you would put out the flames on your body...on the other side, you'd probably ignite the surface, and therefore face either death by combustion as you got out, or suffocation.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 13, 2005, 11:07:04 pm
awesome! ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: potatismos on May 13, 2005, 11:55:53 pm
ey Torp!

what kind of cookie is the avatar of yours
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 12:03:49 am
what kind of cookie is the avatar of yours

...get the fuck out of my thread.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 14, 2005, 12:11:15 am
Who was the last girl you kissed and was it a pleasureable experience?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 12:20:59 am
Who was the last girl you kissed and was it a pleasureable experience?

i don't have a clue. and i was pretty damn drunk so i can't really describe it...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 14, 2005, 12:27:26 am
ey Jammin!

What kind of cookie is the avatar of mine?

(see, I added proper capitalisation and a question mark ;D )
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 12:29:28 am
What kind of cookie is the avatar of mine?

it would appear to contain chocolate chips, and possibly a few nuts. so im gonna say.... a chocolate chip cookie....
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 14, 2005, 12:34:54 am
It might very well be. I do not know.

What's your favourite chocolate? Your favourite chips*? Your favourite cookie? And finally, your favourite chocolate chips cookie?

*Ehm, is that the english word for what I'm thinking of? You know, thin slices of potato, boiled in oil, typically peanut oil.

EDIT: yeah, it is...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 12:40:01 am
What's your favourite chocolate? Your favourite chips*? Your favourite cookie? And finally, your favourite chocolate chips cookie?

milky bars.... they're fucking addictive. don't have a preferance in chips. the cookies you can get at millie's cookies in watford.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2005, 11:50:55 am
Does the singer from keane have a big fucking fat face? (note the fucking)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 12:11:30 pm
Does the singer from keane have a big fucking fat face? (note the fucking)

yes, and he looks quite similar to a fucking fat friend of mine.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2005, 11:31:20 pm
haha :D

oki, what would you do, if somebody broke a clay made snorkel over your fucking forehead?

*fucking is my word for the weekend*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 14, 2005, 11:43:27 pm
oki, what would you do, if somebody broke a clay made snorkel over your fucking forehead?

i'd run away and cry like a little girl. i'd probably tell my mummy as well.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2005, 11:48:27 pm
pussy.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 12:00:45 am
pussy.

yeah... ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: L'homme magique on May 15, 2005, 12:19:49 am
pussy.
"You are what you eat"
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 12:26:15 am
pussy.
"You are what you eat"

*stares at half eaten table*... O_O
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 12:44:49 am
*fucking is my word for the weekend*

It's my word of the century



....That's 6 years so far....




What's your favorite word, Jammin?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 12:51:16 am
What's your favorite word, Jammin?

envelope. i don't know why... it just makes me giggle whenever i say it...

it's even better when you say it weird.... en-vel-ope-eeeee
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 12:52:07 am
Who the fuck pronounces 'envelope' as 'En-vel-ope-eeeeeeeeeeee etc etc' apart from you?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 12:52:36 am
...

*sticks hand up*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 12:54:03 am
NOT YOUR GODDAMN HOTSEAT

*kicks MDX in the face before Jammin gets the chance*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 12:55:00 am
My face is no more.. im just a headless forum member from now on.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 12:56:57 am
Who the fuck pronounces 'envelope' as 'En-vel-ope-eeeeeeeeeeee etc etc' apart from you?

uhhhh.... mdx, apparently.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 12:57:23 am
NOT YOUR GODDAMN HOTSEAT

*kicks MDX in the face before Jammin gets the chance*

*high five*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 12:58:07 am
ty :)


MDX: I don't even know how to begin to word a real response to that, so I'll leave it to..


Jammin?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 01:00:05 am
Who is Brian Alexander Popplewell?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 01:02:33 am
How many people are currently using the other forum theme?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:02:44 am
Jammin?

uhhhh.... *shrugs*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:04:25 am
If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:05:09 am
Who is Brian Alexander Popplewell?

i don't have a clue.... but...

this is Brian Alexander:
(http://confinedhope.redenvy.com/images/brianalexander.jpg)

and this is Scott Popplewell:
(http://www.bsu.edu/web/elementaryeducation/_borders/scott_popplewell.jpg)

*shudder*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:05:36 am
How many people are currently using the other forum theme?

errr.... seven?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:06:12 am
If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.

both. ;)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 01:08:56 am
If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.

I like that idea!


back on topic:

Favourite song?

Favourite Machinae song?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:17:50 am
Favourite song?

Favourite Machinae song?

favourite song atm is anything from "12:5" by Pain of Salvation.... such a good album.

fav machinae song.... ALREADY BEEN ASKED YOU IDIOT.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:24:02 am
Can i kick Smeagol in the face?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:24:54 am
Can i kick Smeagol in the face?

please do... and make sure it hurts. >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:27:17 am
:D!

*gives smeagol the kick of FACE PAIN*

It is done.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:30:37 am
awesome!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 01:34:09 am
fav machinae song.... ALREADY BEEN ASKED YOU IDIOT.

I was working on the basis you either

A) Had a very poor memory

B) Poor attention span

C) Were too busy ordering kicks in the face
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:37:20 am
a wise-guy, eh?

MEGADOKYO! COMMENCE MORE KICKING!!! >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 01:39:10 am
Your precious MDX is not here to save you now, little Jedi, muahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:43:15 am
*kicks smeagol in the face*

....that was easy.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 01:48:13 am
g'damnit



Favourite film?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:50:52 am
Favourite film?

uhhh.... batman: the movie.... fucking quality stuff.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Outboundlight on May 15, 2005, 03:43:47 am
Favorite polytheistic religion?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Layson Juravis on May 15, 2005, 06:32:53 am
If you could be any inanimated object, which one would it be?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Fallout on May 15, 2005, 06:52:20 am
You've just come back from a holiday in north Kalumkaba in Africa, and you realise your shoelaces are both undone. Which one do you tie first?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 15, 2005, 06:58:17 am
 ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!

now, if you could be a letter in the greek alphabet what would it be?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 01:01:36 pm
ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!

now, if you could be a letter in the greek alphabet what would it be?

Heresy!! He answered the forbidden questions!! Persucute!! Crucify!! BURN!



Btw, Boaz, this is Jammin's hotseat - only he is allowed to answer questions.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:19:03 pm
it must be done.

*kicks boaz in the face*

and it is so.

NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:21:10 pm
Favorite polytheistic religion?

uhhh.... all of them....
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:21:46 pm
If you could be any inanimated object, which one would it be?

a chair leg
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:22:47 pm
You've just come back from a holiday in north Kalumkaba in Africa, and you realise your shoelaces are both undone. Which one do you tie first?

i attempt to tie them both at the same time, lose my balance, fall over, hit my head on a nearby tree, and get eaten by a pair of angry squirrels
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:24:21 pm
ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOT SEAT YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCK OF A FUCK >:(

*kicks boaz in the face, wearing shoes with spikes on them*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:25:11 pm
it must be done.

*kicks boaz in the face*

and it is so.

thanks! ;)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:26:51 pm
NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?

a cornflakes box. (and i don't mean the cornflakes... i mean the actual box)

mmmm.... cardboard...

*drools*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:33:12 pm
i like the way you think jammin.

do you like the way i jam, thinkin?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:34:51 pm
do you like the way i jam, thinkin?

yes.. will you be my boyfriend?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:38:27 pm
uhhh, i cant answer that! *runs away from the thread to answer it in a safe area*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:39:27 pm
:(


EDIT: I HEARBY GIVE MDX PERMISSION TO ANSWER THAT ONE QUESTION IN THIS THREAD
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:42:58 pm
Oh oki, no. But we can be r0ckin buddies! That way my colon stays clean via washing and not anal excavating.

: : D : :

is it a happy face? or a scared one? Think hard now.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:44:40 pm
okay.... fair enough.... you obviously hate me :'( LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING!

*jumps out of window*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:47:04 pm
*stares in confusion*

The forums on a ground floor. Infact its in the basement of a giant business chain HQ building.

*looks at jammin rubbing his face after jumping at the paint on window*

So jammin, what building do we all reside in as we speak.. er type.. ?.. And nay, i dont hate you :D i lubbbb.. your peanut butter pie, i could never hate you.

Nor could i love you, i am a broken man.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 01:47:59 pm
What's a quagmire?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:49:17 pm
*stares in confusion*

The forums on a ground floor. Infact its in the basement of a giant business chain HQ building.

*looks at jammin rubbing his face after jumping at the paint on window*

So jammin, what building do we all reside in as we speak.. er type.. ?.. And nay, i dont hate you :D i lubbbb.. your peanut butter pie, i could never hate you.

Nor could i love you, i am a broken man.

uhhhhh..... a..... ummmm.... big building?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:50:26 pm
What's a quagmire?

this dude from family guy...

(http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 01:52:19 pm
What's a quagmire?

this dude from family guy...

(http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)

Yeah? Well. He scares me. Stop posting random pictures of people I don't know!


Next question:

Who, apart from MDX, was your last gay crush?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:53:46 pm
weird lol, quagmire was the name of my old band..

*stares at quagmire tracks on pc* good times..

JAMMIN I NEED NAMES! IS IT MICROSOFT?!! SOMEBODY ELSE! and why.. why are we in THIS basement.

THINK FUCKING HARD!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:56:04 pm
Who, apart from MDX, was your last gay crush?

he's the first and the last.... generally i'm completely straight.... just.... someone like mdx.... well.... he sorta changes things....
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 01:57:38 pm
weird lol, quagmire was the name of my old band..

*stares at quagmire tracks on pc* good times..

JAMMIN I NEED NAMES! IS IT MICROSOFT?!! SOMEBODY ELSE! and why.. why are we in THIS basement.

THINK FUCKING HARD!

it's a metaphorical basement, acting as a commentry on the music industry and how talent isn't recognised and shit like that.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 01:58:55 pm
wow, well done, now i will be your boyfriend. But no touching.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 02:00:15 pm
A metaphorical boyfriend?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:02:32 pm
wow, well done, now i will be your boyfriend. But no touching.

yippee!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:03:18 pm
A metaphorical boyfriend?

i'm assuming that question was aimed at me.... what with it being my thread and all..... and i'm gona say...... no.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 02:09:16 pm
I found this in my hotseat.

Do you fancy me?  :-\

Has this crush on me been going on since the start of my forum time?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:15:14 pm
Has this crush on me been going on since the start of my forum time?

crikey! i don't remember posting that... uhhh... no i have only started to want you recently.... i just get so lonely! :'(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 15, 2005, 02:24:32 pm
free love or free beer?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 02:43:26 pm
free love or free beer?

oooh.... errrrr.... ummmmm..... what kind of beer?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 15, 2005, 02:58:06 pm
love beer *plays theme song from love boat*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2005, 03:01:18 pm
Who was the last person to kick you in the face?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 03:04:12 pm
Who was the last person to kick you in the face?

ummm.... not sure... generally i'm the one who does the kicking

*removes face and hides it, just incase*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2005, 03:26:50 pm
Who was the last person to be kicked in the face by you

/me wears helmet over his face
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 03:57:48 pm
Who was the last person to be kicked in the face by you

uhhhhhhh.... it was you, i think... yeah.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Outboundlight on May 15, 2005, 08:05:14 pm
lol hotseat theif!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2005, 08:08:26 pm
Somebody get bearfoot back, Jammin will you get bearfoot back?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 08:19:13 pm
Somebody get bearfoot back, Jammin will you get bearfoot back?

uhhh... i'll try....

BEARFOOT!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!


i don't think that worked...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 08:29:19 pm
okay that didnt work... but i looked at some old threads and saw that he has uses yahoo instant messenger so i created an account and added him...

*fingers crossed*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 15, 2005, 09:01:53 pm
Every time I try to read for my exams, I end up doing something else instead, like playing CS with my friend, or sitting on these forums, or watching a movie.

Why does it seem completely impossible for me to start reading for my exams?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 15, 2005, 09:29:26 pm
im so tempted to answer that , ugh must resist, damn stupid one person answer only threads, it burns!

why didnt bearfoot come back of his own accord jammin?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 10:18:36 pm
Why does it seem completely impossible for me to start reading for my exams?

because reading for exams is booooooooooooring. my advice to you is to make learning more interesting... try reading in the nude... or while free-falling from the top of a tall building... (or both, but that could get a bit chilly)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 15, 2005, 10:19:43 pm
why didnt bearfoot come back of his own accord jammin?

i dunno.... did you break his legs? don't answer that.... i'll just assume you did. fucker. >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 15, 2005, 10:29:29 pm
ahahahaha very nice, what makes you think i wont break your legs next?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 15, 2005, 10:32:13 pm
jammin, when did you become smart enough that i cant mess with your mind anymore?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 12:08:48 am
Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 12:10:12 am
At least double post in style with another account pretending to be one of your brothers.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 12:11:38 am
For style, see Stupidity mixed with an unhealthy and irritating obsession for M...ega...man (avoiding Google search results)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 12:12:44 am
For style, see Stupidity mixed with an unhealthy and irritating obsession for M...ega...man (avoiding Google search results)

But Google is all knowing, all powerful and creates uber powerful Goggles. Right Boaz? :)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 12:54:38 am
I FOUND BEARFOOT! GO ME!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 12:56:37 am
Wow, bring him back now.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 12:58:20 am
ahahahaha very nice, what makes you think i wont break your legs next?

because you love me? *hopeful*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 12:59:13 am
jammin, when did you become smart enough that i cant mess with your mind anymore?

uhhh.... tuesday.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 12:59:51 am
lol ahh tuesday.. what did i do on tuesday...?

jammin?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 01:01:43 am
Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)

because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 01:03:13 am
lol ahh tuesday.. what did i do on tuesday...?

jammin?

had a wank?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Valentine Revolution on May 16, 2005, 01:04:04 am
How is it possible for you guys to carry on being totally random? Is something not quite right upstairs? And how can I achieve the same God-like-ness?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 01:04:11 am
quite possibly. Anything else?

EDIT: valentines question said guys, but ill let Jammin take front man role for all us guys with non upstairness, i fell through my upstairs during an exam.. saving up for an elevator.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 01:06:49 am
How is it possible for you guys to carry on being totally random? Is something not quite right upstairs? And how can I achieve the same God-like-ness?

we were dropped on our heads quite a lot as children. spot on. and finally.... see that wall next to you? head-butt it.... and agian.... and again....
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 01:08:50 am
quite possibly. Anything else?

no.... im almost certain you masturbated all day.

on a completely unrelated matter.... i just watched Sin City..... fucking awesome film.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 01:09:39 am
Serious question: was potat's lashing out at me in the iji thread a just response? or an immature and ill-educated one? You may add more options if you wish.

EDIT: i would have masterbated all day.. here wait.. i might have, i didnt have college so.. wow youre good Jammin! :O
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 01:13:10 am
Serious question: was potat's lashing out at me in the iji thread a just response? or an immature and ill-educated one? You may add more options if you wish.

i think he clearly hates you and you should sleep with his sister in revenge. if he doesn't have a sister.... make it his mum.... ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 01:14:10 am
lol, noted  8)

damn horny 15 year olds, music isnt the release they need, neutering is *sp*.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 16, 2005, 02:17:22 am
but what happens if he has no sister and no mom? :o
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 10:13:47 am
but what happens if he has no sister and no mom? :o

everyone has a mom.... if she's dead, well... you can work out what to do for yourself...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 10:18:46 am
*punches jammin in the mouth*

naughttttyyy
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 10:27:40 am
i.... deserved that. :(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 10:36:10 am
now punch potat in the brain, then the mouth! *nods*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 10:50:54 am
now punch potat in the brain, then the mouth! *nods*

could you rephrase that in the form of a question?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2005, 10:59:33 am

now could you punch potat in the brain, then the mouth? *nods*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 11:01:20 am
now could you punch potat in the brain, then the mouth? *nods*

yessir!

*punches potat in the brain, then the mouth*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 12:24:30 pm
i.... deserved that. :(

Yes, yes you did

How many dead people have you slept with?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 03:03:53 pm
How many dead people have you slept with?

none... i try, but when i ask them out the just ignore me :'(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 05:02:52 pm
Try taking your mask off next time .. creep.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 06:44:56 pm
Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)

because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.

:'( That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.

What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 06:47:36 pm
What is your favorite mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish and insect?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:52:53 pm
What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)

lol, not a cover... i work in a primary school fixing computers, it's a fucking breeze... easy money :)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 06:54:23 pm
Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:54:52 pm
What is your favorite mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish and insect?

uhh.... off the top of my head.... elephant, duck, frog, trout, i hate all insects... they should be crushed.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 06:55:49 pm
You missed out a reptile...

And as for insects, which is least deserving of being crushed?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:56:05 pm
Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?

that i was a secret agent who poses as a lady and sleeps with well-known terrorists to extract information about their evil schemes before the entire world gets destroyed?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 06:56:59 pm
Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?

that i was a secret agent who poses as a lady and sleeps with well-known terrorists to extract information about their evil schemes before the entire world gets destroyed?

Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:57:16 pm
You missed out a reptile...

so i did.... uhh.... crocodiles.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:58:02 pm
And as for insects, which is least deserving of being crushed?

ummmm....uhhh....errrr.... no they're all evil >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 06:58:39 pm
Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?

no.... i just have a thing for him...  :-*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 06:59:35 pm
Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?

In fairness he *does* live in Belfast...

Favourite 5 bands and why? (not including Machinae if they are in there)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 07:00:24 pm
Did you realise that in a bout 2 posts, this will become the 10th most replied to thread on this forum, ever!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 08:31:40 pm
which means?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 08:55:39 pm
which means?
i'm amazing... obviously...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 09:16:27 pm
Favourite 5 bands and why? (not including Machinae if they are in there)

/me checks audioscrobbler

not-including machinae (who're top, obviously)

it goes like this...

1: Pain of Salvation - they're just fookin awesome
2: Dream Theater - again, fookin awesome
3: Hot Hot Heat - because their songs are annoyingly catchy and i love singing along to them
4: The Mars Volta - i was a huge at the drive-in fan so it was only natural that i listened to both mars volta albums non-stop
5: Rise Against - uhhh.... dunno why i like them so much, i just do...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2005, 09:23:05 pm
You do know you've managed to squeeze around 100 posts just by yourself out of this right?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 09:25:25 pm
You do know you've managed to squeeze around 100 posts just by yourself out of this right?

*giggle* i know... it's fun posting loads of times in quick succession when you really don't have to...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 10:41:36 pm
Since when are you sober ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 10:43:24 pm
Since when are you sober ?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yah
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 10:44:20 pm
Since when did you stop awnsering questions :P
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 10:50:33 pm
Since when did you stop awnsering questions :P

since you came along and made me want to hurt a kitten
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 10:51:19 pm
Since when did you know machinae supremacy ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2005, 10:55:02 pm
At least its his last day tomorrow. Then he must choose another for the hotseat!!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 10:58:08 pm
lol ill shut up know or the whole forum knows how stupid i actually am
 

Jammin whats the stupidest thing ever done ?

cant help it
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 11:19:51 pm
Since when did you know machinae supremacy ?

uhhh.... cant remember... quite a while ago...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 11:20:40 pm
ok ! now awnser question # 2 !!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 11:22:22 pm
Jammin whats the stupidest thing ever done ?

probably putting boot polish all over my face so i could play as samuel l jackson in a spoof of The Negotiator i made with my brother and cousin. long story short... it wouldnt come off, my face turned yellow for a day, then red for a few days, then i had a fucking huge rash over my face for about a week... it hurt. ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 11:25:35 pm
HAHAHA SWEET !!

what was the brand so i can put it on someone's face .






---- You ? Samuel L. Jackson ? wtf ?!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2005, 11:25:53 pm
Didn't we have that one alreadyin the other thread?  ::)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 11:28:03 pm
yeah. but he didnt fill the form, cueball..


SAMUEL L JACKSON IS A CUEBALL
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Boaz on May 16, 2005, 11:28:39 pm
Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)

because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.

:'( That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.

ps i know this is form 3 pages ago but u bastards go through a age a minute so shove it

What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)
i will crush you all in your sleep!

ps. i knwo this is from 3 pages ago but yo all go throug a page a minute so shove it
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 11:32:28 pm
---- You ? Samuel L. Jackson ? wtf ?!

;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 16, 2005, 11:33:03 pm
Didn't we have that one alreadyin the other thread?  ::)

yep, and i did fill it in, but Radicz0r sucks.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2005, 11:34:22 pm
lol yeah we're the forum blasters...

whats our logo ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Karva on May 16, 2005, 11:57:32 pm
Why didnt i find the fucking duct tape when i needed it. now i dont need it anymore and it's next to my keyboard.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 17, 2005, 12:04:02 am
hahaha
where did you need it for ?












ONLY JAMMIN CAN AWNSER
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Smeagol on May 17, 2005, 12:16:08 am

i will crush you all in your sleep!

Go back to Canadia and stay there ;D  Besides, like the Santa Sock, I am uncrushable.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 17, 2005, 12:29:57 am
got any idea who youre gonna choose for the next hotseat yet?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 17, 2005, 12:59:59 am
his dog
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 17, 2005, 01:09:03 am
*cowers*

you answered the question before Jammin.. a forbidden action.. :O

*hears thunder of doom..*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: Laser.T on May 17, 2005, 01:11:49 am
his dog

Heretic!!!!! Burn! Decay! Circumcise! Persecute!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 17, 2005, 01:28:48 am
lol yeah we're the forum blasters...

whats our logo ?

uhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 17, 2005, 01:29:22 am
Why didnt i find the fucking duct tape when i needed it. now i dont need it anymore and it's next to my keyboard.

i dunno... it was probably smeagol's fault
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 17, 2005, 01:29:53 am
hahaha
where did you need it for ?

*yawn*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 17, 2005, 01:30:34 am
got any idea who youre gonna choose for the next hotseat yet?

not a clue.... i'll decide tomorrow




EDIT: i'll accept bribes...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: SomethingApt on May 17, 2005, 01:31:56 am
his dog

/me hereby refuses to acknowledge Radicz0r's presence in this thread.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
Post by: MDX on May 17, 2005, 11:53:41 am
Hotseat is over, no more questions fuckbags.

Jammin: Create the new hotseat with your decision.