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Forum Related => Salvaged Messages => Topic started by: The Lost Cause on May 20, 2004, 01:14:07 am

Title: The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 20, 2004, 01:14:07 am
LOOK! LOOK! We've nearly reached that magic 500 members!

I wonder what will happen when we do....

Theory 1: The world will end.

Theory 2: The world will end a bit quicker

Theroy 3: The world will be forced to admit that        Machinae Supremacy owns and will soon be applying the Boot to the boybands...yay!

How long do you think it will be before there are a thousand  members? (and there will be)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: V-man on May 20, 2004, 01:20:49 am
I'll go for theory 2
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Fenix on May 20, 2004, 04:22:29 am
if Theory 3 doesnt happen ill force theory 1 to happen so help me God
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 20, 2004, 05:20:48 pm
For some bizzare reason i dont think God will help u destroy Earth.... boybands maybe, but not Earth
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: funkaDeena on May 20, 2004, 06:34:53 pm
Definitively Theroy 3 and as soon as the limit of 43 monkeys has been reached the rest will come naturally and fast as hell. Seriously :)
Do you know where the saying comes from?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Bates on May 20, 2004, 11:16:57 pm
Theory 1 has already happened n times and this is iteration n+1. The machinae will gather 500 chosen ones to restart the program we call world.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 20, 2004, 11:29:36 pm
Oh no. Bateman has turned into the Architect... of sorts
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 20, 2004, 11:57:16 pm
We could try 6 billion....

Unfortunately, the natives of Papua New Guinea have no CD players, computers, minidisc, speaker-systems, or anything electrical that would allow them to listen to Machinae.

The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback, Siberia, the Russian steppes, outlaying Pacific islands, the tip of South America and many other areas I cant' be bothered to mention...

.........

no, no punch line  
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Paragon on May 21, 2004, 01:30:48 am
Papua New Guinea... Perhaps that's the future market for the boy-bands when Machinae rules the scene?

Poor people...

Not only do they have to run around half nude in the jungle - they'll have to put up with Max Martin-music while they're at it!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: shiva on May 21, 2004, 01:43:48 am
We could try 6 billion....

Unfortunately, the natives of Papua New Guinea have no CD players, computers, minidisc, speaker-systems, or anything electrical that would allow them to listen to Machinae.

The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback, Siberia, the Russian steppes, outlaying Pacific islands, the tip of South America and many other areas I cant' be bothered to mention...

.........

no, no punch line  

oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 21, 2004, 09:54:34 am
Do you remember rule number 1?
The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback,

oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much
I concur. You see kangaroos in our backyards with CD players in their pouches. That goes for Koalas and Magpies.

Just becusae it is called the Austrlian outback doesn't mean it is not civilised.
Just because Austrlia has an "Outback" doesn't mean it is not civilised with no CD-Players. Anyways I hope this doesn't offened shiva but they probably listen to "bogan" music anyways out that far. But the point is they still have CD players. And in sayign that I don't mean that all people who live in the outback listen to "bogan" music.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: shiva on May 21, 2004, 10:47:33 am
Anyways I hope this doesn't offened shiva but they probably listen to "bogan" music anyways out that far. But the point is they still have CD players. And in sayign that I don't mean that all people who live in the outback listen to "bogan" music.

not at all, but id hazard a guess and say its more likely country music  ;)
/me shudders
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Bates on May 21, 2004, 11:39:57 am
If the world fails to restart we still have helicopters with giant speakers...
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 21, 2004, 02:01:05 pm
What have i started.....

Just a thought, when the band is Uber rich and famous what will happen to us poor fans who were the first of many thousands?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 21, 2004, 02:13:02 pm
6 left by the way
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Bates on May 21, 2004, 02:35:23 pm

Just a thought, when the band is Uber rich and famous what will happen to us poor fans who were the first of many thousands?

I still hope that the first 500 forum members can buy preferred shares when Machinae hits the stock market...
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 21, 2004, 02:45:50 pm
shares... stock market.... how infinitely thrilling
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 21, 2004, 09:14:02 pm
oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much

I was actually thinking about aboriginals, the ones who (i imagine) still haven't taken in the western culture yet. I wasn't making a reference to Australia as a whole and I do realise there lots of stuff going on on the outback. (I mean, I've seen 'The Rescuers Down Under' - j/k - and in Neighbours over here Lou has just fallen down a ravine. (England is like 6 months before or summat)

Just a couple of questions:
What is rule number 1?
What's bogan music?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: gaijin on May 21, 2004, 09:59:16 pm
Rule number one, is.. that you do NOT not talk about Machinae! .. Rule number tw.. nah, sorry, that was too fuckin' bad even for me.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: funkaDeena on May 21, 2004, 10:47:51 pm

Just a thought, when the band is Uber rich and famous what will happen to us poor fans who were the first of many thousands?

I still hope that the first 500 forum members can buy preferred shares when Machinae hits the stock market...

or free future albums! ;D i likey this plan much
mumma! not a bad idea at all ;)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 22, 2004, 02:08:50 am
oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much

Neighbours over here Lou has just fallen down a ravine. (England is like 6 months before or summat)

Just a couple of questions:
What is rule number 1?
What's bogan music?
Your basing this information on watch Neighbours??? I loled, I don't watch it. You might as well also base your facts on watch the Steve Irwan, and Also I've heard that england is getting "kath and kim". I recommend you watch kath and kim if you ever get the chance

Rule Number 1 : I half quoted that from Terry Pratchet (sp) thief of time book. It is never trust a short fat guy or something

Bogan: Term you give to Austrlian red-necks (but not like that). Examples of bogan music would be I don't have a clue. Like Shiva said, country

Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 22, 2004, 02:16:55 am
Your basing this information on watch Neighbours??? I loled, I don't watch it. You might as well also base your facts on watch the Steve Irwan, and Also I've heard that england is getting "kath and kim". I recommend you watch kath and kim if you ever get the chance

I kinda hope that would get a response... hehe.

What the hell is Kath and Kim?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 22, 2004, 02:37:23 am
Your basing this information on watch Neighbours??? I loled, I don't watch it. You might as well also base your facts on watch the Steve Irwan, and Also I've heard that england is getting "kath and kim". I recommend you watch kath and kim if you ever get the chance

I kinda hope that would get a response... hehe.

What the hell is Kath and Kim?
Think neighbours, + people stuck in the present wearing stuff from the 70s - 80s . I really do hope you get the series in the near future. It is as cheesy as cheese but its a lot funnier.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 01:37:12 am
All soaps shud be hung along with boybands, plz get them off my Thread or ill bite you and you will be foreva aflicted by Rabies.

  >:( YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!  >:(
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 23, 2004, 02:37:23 am
What are rabies :P is that like a rabbit or something? j/k

Lucky we don't get them down here

*dog start to foam at the mouth*. j/k
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 02:45:04 am
AARRGGG!...chompy...wee goggy.....dammit

theres always one

anyway rabies is a nasty disease that causes symptoms like....errr.... grumpyness
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 02:46:39 am
We get outbreaks of 'Babies' around here. It's when the damn 14-yr-old chavs go on the pull at the nearest night club (Smeagol will know what I mean). 9 months later and a baby pops out cos they haven't heard of contraception or abortion.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 02:50:05 am
babies? cops? where the hell are u people taking this thread?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 02:53:48 am
To a place in a house in a street in a town in a city in a state in a country in a continent on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy far far away.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 23, 2004, 02:59:48 am
I don't think we could handle an outbreak of smeagol babies

You are refering to earth??? Or starwars
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 03:02:04 am
Tatooine!!!!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:04:17 am
Thats it! off u go! to a galaxy far, far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far
away.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 23, 2004, 03:05:22 am
More like Coruscant!!!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:09:48 am
thats dead isnt it?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 23, 2004, 03:13:12 am
Needed some planet to take on tatooine!!!! that was the first one I could think of
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:15:51 am
i wish i cud say u people were mad  but i cant talk....
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:20:30 am
my mouth has been taped shut becuase all i do is blaspheme.

(was that an attempt at revenge?  ;D )
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:22:42 am
sounds like my Birthday...
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:27:22 am
I was 16 on the 18th of may.

i still have some of the bandages on
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:28:31 am
Totaly off topic but how cool is this pic???

(http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Merin/rep186.jpg)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:29:13 am
lol i bet! i can tell just from your posts :)

Whats that supposed to mean......   :-X
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:30:56 am
you type like someone who would be bandaged up :) or do i mean like you use only one arm??? ?

Actualy i have three arms but i only defrost the third for special occations
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:34:32 am
Its not a posting..... what are u doing then?

I need posts more than u
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:36:52 am
5 PEOPLE AWAY FROM 500!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:37:22 am
anyway at least im not spamming.....*idea forming*
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:39:13 am
5 PEOPLE AWAY FROM 500!

yeah the 495th is my best mate, introduced to Machinae via the album cos it's the only thing i EVER play ;D


If it was any other band id say u were sad, but as its MS..... YAY!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:41:35 am
i love that law
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:42:21 am
lol thanx for the virus Smeagol, i shall treasure it always
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:43:13 am
who doesn't?

by the way you do know there ARE other threads around yeah? :)

have u seen the other threads recently?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:44:37 am
I recieved one of those automated viruses, their all over the UK, anyway i just recieved one  from your adress
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:45:33 am
its ok tho u get em from loads of random adresses
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:47:04 am
U get an email with the headers

Important data!

or

Important Bill!

and it has an attachment, they are soooo friggin annoying
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:55:38 am
well done, ur smarter than i am  :D
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 03:58:21 am
well if u get one from me its a 50% chance i didnt send it kk?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 04:00:27 am
...damn
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 04:02:12 am
shhhh, maybe admin wont notice
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 04:05:28 am
ah well, whats the worst they can ..... oh i see
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 11:14:49 am
Oh dear oh dear oh dear

I leave you kids for just one hour..

Just one hour!

...And look what you get up to. This'll take me all day to clean up. I cant' believe you would run around the forums without taking your muddy shoes off first.

Sigh, I'll get the wipe cloth and Cif out then
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 02:34:18 pm
4 to go, btw
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Outboundlight on May 23, 2004, 02:53:31 pm
Oh dear oh dear oh dear

I leave you kids for just one hour..

Just one hour!

...And look what you get up to. This'll take me all day to clean up. I cant' believe you would run around the forums without taking your muddy shoes off first.

Sigh, I'll get the wipe cloth and Cif out then


lol....cif

jiff was a much much better name

Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Laser.T on May 23, 2004, 03:05:36 pm
Of course it was. Jiff was the king of domestic cleaning products.

Damn Spanish name changing people
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 23, 2004, 08:10:12 pm
4 to go, btw

ok

a: thats my job

b:u did it wrong, it supposed to be

4 LEFT TO GO UNTIL WE REACH 500 MEMBERS
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 24, 2004, 05:22:19 pm

3 MEMBERS LEFT UNTIL 500!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: OuTpuT on May 24, 2004, 07:36:38 pm
Who will it be? Member#500 Jännittävää! aka EXCITING! :D
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: vanti on May 25, 2004, 01:23:49 am
"Det är ooooooooolidligt spännande!"  ;D
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 25, 2004, 02:10:43 am
Time will tell sooner or later time will tell.
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: funkaDeena on May 25, 2004, 02:58:33 am
Nooo? you don't say.... ::)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: spirit.of.fire on May 25, 2004, 01:56:08 pm
Time will tell sooner or later time will tell.
I belive the time will tell too. It's logic ;D
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Bates on May 25, 2004, 02:20:36 pm
2 left...

"It ends tonight!"
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Mühelos on May 25, 2004, 03:01:13 pm
Sounds like a true drama! The world will end tonight! Think abut it; what a hell of a blast it would be! ;D

sorry for been away without telling you why... I've tried out my wheelchair for use in future. And godammit how complicated forms one must deal with, stupid german bureaucracy
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 25, 2004, 03:07:24 pm
Nooo? you don't say.... ::)
[scarcasm]No way [/scarcasm]

Now I bet you couldn't tell me where I qutoed that from, now could ya?????


See told you
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: funkaDeena on May 25, 2004, 03:15:15 pm
True. You're absolutly right.

'scarcasm' what is that?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 25, 2004, 03:20:31 pm
GEE whiz I DON'T know.

Why cant the internet have scarcasm detectors, for times of the use of scarcasm
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: funkaDeena on May 25, 2004, 04:14:58 pm
nooohhh why does your answer give me vibes that you don't like me nor my humour :'(

Scarcasm detectors would be very useful I think when use scarcasm, I agree :)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: vanti on May 25, 2004, 06:57:00 pm
'scarcasm' what is that?

I wouldn't know.. Ive neeeever been sarcastic in me whole life... especially not now! ::)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Smeagol on May 25, 2004, 07:18:15 pm
yeah ok btw who was the 4ooth member cos they only ever posted once then buggered off....
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Outboundlight on May 25, 2004, 09:00:19 pm
the 400th member was an accoutn created by MDX i think
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Smeagol on May 25, 2004, 09:04:44 pm
lol if he does it for the 500th can one of the admins remove it? not MDX's account i mean... ::)
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 26, 2004, 01:45:55 am



1 MEMBER LEFT!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Outboundlight on May 26, 2004, 02:13:07 am
lol if he does it for the 500th can one of the admins remove it? not MDX's account i mean... ::)

I dont even think he comes in to the music forum...
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 26, 2004, 02:43:55 am

500 HAS BEEN REACHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....eh? wheres me damn apocalypse?
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: chompy on May 26, 2004, 12:37:57 pm
nooohhh why does your answer give me vibes that you don't like me nor my humour :'(
Oh, I didn't really mean what I said. What was said sounded alot heavier then what I ment it to be. Also I was a realy pain-in-the-butt yesterday. I did the same thing to one of my friends on ICQ. I logged out soo after.

I like ya.

I deserve some punishment, smite me!!!!
Title: Re:The Machinae Hoard
Post by: Outboundlight on May 26, 2004, 03:15:32 pm
ok its over....lock the thread  :P :P