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Title: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on September 30, 2010, 09:25:14 pm
So, i wanted to know some of the awesomest quotes in the history of television and film. Maybe such a topic already exist, but screw that, we're making a new one.
-Series and/or movie name is required.
-Just as the name of the person who said it.
I'll begin with this.

'' No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eyeteeth to end you. I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!''

-Laura Roslin, Battlestar Galactica, Episode: Blood on the Scales.



Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Tolkki on September 30, 2010, 09:46:34 pm
Do not try to bend the spoon — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no spoon.
-Spoonboy, The Matrix
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on October 01, 2010, 12:23:11 am
-To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
-Conan, as an answer to the question "What is best in life?", Conan the Barbarian.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: yas‮ on October 01, 2010, 12:49:32 am
"Eat your vegetables"
Mr. Smith stabbing his foe's throat with a carrot in movie "Shoot 'em up".
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 01, 2010, 04:12:56 pm
"Boosh"
From the show Frisky Dingo (All male characters at one point)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on October 01, 2010, 04:53:26 pm
"Godsdamnit! You can't tell me MORE TO THE RIGHT when i'm ALREADY IN THE HOLE, woman!" // Me, playing brütal legend.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Annie on October 02, 2010, 07:56:59 pm
Lana: "Jesus Christ! He's got an erection!"
Krenshaw: "What the hell is wrong with you people?!"
- Archer
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on October 03, 2010, 02:44:14 pm
'You watch Battlestar Galactica?
'No...'
'Then you are an idiot.'

-Dwight Schrute, The Office US
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 04, 2010, 11:53:47 am
- 'What the hell are you doing man? Get out of the dumpster!'
- 'No man!'
- Why the fuck not?'
- 'Because i'm in the dumpster already.."

- Pineapple Express
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Amdor on October 14, 2010, 08:57:26 pm
"Never, ever fuck with an antiques dealer!"

(Dracula 2000)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Palantyre on November 04, 2010, 05:46:04 pm
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!"

- David Della Rocco, The Boondock Saints
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on November 05, 2010, 12:42:00 am
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!"

- David Della Rocco, The Boondock Saints

...Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. ;)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on November 07, 2010, 03:37:37 pm
Yeah, boondock saints was great  ;D
There's a sequel to it btw!
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on November 07, 2010, 05:44:21 pm
Yeah, boondock saints was great  ;D
There's a sequel to it btw!

That wasn't so great.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on November 07, 2010, 09:25:27 pm
Really? Haven't seen it yet.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 08, 2010, 02:19:39 pm
Ray: Murder, father.
Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray: For money, father.
Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
Priest: I'm sorry?
Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf?
[Ray raises pistol]
Ray: Harry Waters says hello.

- In Bruges
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on November 08, 2010, 02:55:52 pm
Barney Ross: What the hell's he doing?
Lee Christmas: Hanging a pirate.
Barney Ross: Don't be ridiculous. Gunnar! What are you doing?
Gunnar Jensen: Hanging a pirate.
Toll Road: That's seriously demented.
Barney Ross: Gunnar! Don't hang the pirate!
Gunnar Jensen: But it's good to hang pirates!

- The Expendables
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Kiuru on December 05, 2010, 11:05:46 pm
As they say in Finland, there is more than one way to roast a reindeer.

Walter Bishop in Fringe season 2 episode 19 The Man from the other side.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Muckwuddly on December 05, 2010, 11:12:16 pm
Julian: Alright Alex, now this is gonna...
Alex: Sting a little? I know.
Julian: No, actually it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

8)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Green on March 26, 2011, 04:37:53 pm
Julian: Alright Alex, now this is gonna...
Alex: Sting a little? I know.
Julian: No, actually it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

8)

That one had to be included by someone ;)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on March 28, 2011, 09:16:34 am
Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.

- Snatch
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Blastyr on April 20, 2011, 10:11:20 pm
"They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep, all but the primitive side--the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
Riddick, Pitch Black
(I'm kind of surprised no one had posted this one yet.)

"Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet: I will end you."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
(Truly, there are dozens, if not hundreds, of awesome quotes in Firefly and Serenity, but this one is one of my favorites.)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on April 26, 2011, 01:40:22 pm
''Look,
 Fuck You.
 Fuck the plane you flew in on.
 Fuck them shoes.
 Fuck those socks with the belt on it.
 Fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent.
 Fuck them cheap ass cigars.
 Fuck yo yuck mouth teeth.
 Fuck yo hair piece.
 Fuck yo chocolate.
 Fuck Guy Richie.
 Fuck Prince William.
 Fuck The Queen.
 This is America,
 My President is Black and my Lambo is Blue Nigga.
 Now get the fuck out my hotel room.
 And if I see you in the street i'll slap the shit outta ya.''

-Riley Freeman, Boondocks
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Palantyre on April 29, 2011, 01:32:38 pm
My name's Wild Bill Kelso. And don't you forget it!

~Wild Bill Kelso, 1941
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: OmegaVesko on April 30, 2011, 10:24:37 pm
How are you holding up? Because I'm A POTATO.

- GLaDOS, Portal 2
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2011, 10:10:48 am
- Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
- Dr. Weir,  Event Horizon
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Cestus on May 17, 2011, 12:48:59 pm
Both from "Big Fish"

Senior Ed Bloom: You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom: Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom: You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom: No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom: You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom: You learned from the best.

===
Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

--
there are a couple more that i was about to quote, but didn't want to overdo it :>
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on May 18, 2011, 01:08:27 pm
Both from "Big Fish"

Senior Ed Bloom: You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom: Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom: You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom: No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom: You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom: You learned from the best.

===
Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

--
there are a couple more that i was about to quote, but didn't want to overdo it :>

Big fish is a fantastic movie.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Bearfoot on May 18, 2011, 07:40:49 pm
-To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
-Conan, as an answer to the question "What is best in life?", Conan the Barbarian.

For extra badassery.. this quote is originally credited to Ghengas Khan.

I apologize for mine, it's a long one.. but the entire thing means a lot to me.

I don't know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don't care. I am me, and I don't know who you are, but I love you.

I have a pencil. A little one they did not find. I am a women. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won't be able to write again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I'm writing it on toilet paper.

I was born in Nottingham in 1957, and it rained a lot. I passed my eleven plus and went to girl's Grammar. I wanted to be an actress.

I met my first girlfriend at school. Her name was Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen but we were both in Miss. Watson's class. Her wrists. Her wrists were beautiful. I sat in biology class, staring at the picket rabbit foetus in its jar, listening while Mr. Hird said it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sara did. I didn't.

In 1976 I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later I enrolled at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart.

But it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.

London. I was happy in London. In 1981 I played Dandini in Cinderella. My first rep work. The world was strange and rustling and busy, with invisible crowds behind the hot lights and all that breathless glamour. It was exciting and it was lonely. At nights I'd go to the Crew-Ins or one of the other clubs. But I was stand-offish and didn't mix easily. I saw a lot of the scene, but I never felt comfortable there. So many of them just wanted to be gay. It was their life, their ambition. And I wanted more than that.

Work improved. I got small film roles, then bigger ones. In 1986 I starred in "The Salt Flats." It pulled in the awards but not the crowds. I met Ruth while working on that. We loved each other. We lived together and on Valentine's Day she sent me roses and oh God, we had so much. Those were the best three years of my life.

In 1988 there was the war, and after that there were no more roses. Not for anybody.

In 1992 they started rounding up the gays. They took Ruth while she was out looking for food. Why are they so frightened of us? They burned her with cigarette ends and made her give them my name. She signed a statement saying I'd seduced her. I didn't blame her. God, I loved her. I didn't blame her.

But she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldn't live with betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh Ruth. . . .

They came for me. They told me that all of my films would be burned. They shaved off my hair and held my head down a toilet bowl and told jokes about lesbians. They brought me here and gave me drugs. I can't feel my tongue anymore. I can't speak.

The other gay women here, Rita, died two weeks ago. I imagine I'll die quite soon. It's strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody.

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie

X
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on May 18, 2011, 11:00:45 pm
V for Vendetta?
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Immanio_2 on May 19, 2011, 11:54:31 am
Yep.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on May 19, 2011, 03:12:43 pm
win

Jenna: 'Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!'

Jarem: 'That's not that much cheese'

30 Rock
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Bearfoot on May 20, 2011, 01:15:24 am
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on May 20, 2011, 08:54:13 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on June 01, 2011, 05:09:29 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P

i feel the need to bash on this
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on June 01, 2011, 07:21:38 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P

i feel the need to bash on this

Don't bash on awesome things just because you're bored.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on June 06, 2011, 12:01:36 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P

i feel the need to bash on this

Bash away, I think I'll live. ;P
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on June 06, 2011, 02:46:23 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P

i feel the need to bash on this

Bash away, I think I'll live. ;P

Thick skin, hardened by northern winds and fights with jotun, wolverines and polar bears etc?
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on June 07, 2011, 01:33:55 am
That, and having my discipline and mental fortitude tested by having iggman down my entire fuckoffreallyexpensive whiskey without killing him.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: evilcandybag on June 07, 2011, 12:16:15 pm
That, and having my discipline and mental fortitude tested by having iggman down my entire fuckoffreallyexpensive whiskey without killing him.

That was a show of monktastic mental fortitude indeed.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: machinaeFREAK on June 07, 2011, 12:54:11 pm
V for Vendetta?

Right in one.

I've decided that if I ever get the tattoo that I want It will be an inch marked off over my heart and maybe a rose.

I figure if it is tattoed into my skin then I can never give it up and I can never give it away.

..that's why I got a masu-lyric tattooed on my right arm. ;P

i feel the need to bash on this

Don't bash on awesome things just because you're bored.

you win sir

But anyway. Bash is, what if your skin gets burnt or needs to be transplanted?
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: gaijin on June 07, 2011, 06:41:22 pm
At that point, caring about your tattoo would be the least of your concerns.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Bearfoot on September 04, 2011, 06:49:12 pm
Back on topic..

I have reciently learned that one of the most famous lines from Aliens.. "Game over, man, game over!"  Was entirely ad libbed...


This makes it cool in my eyes.

(Also for a fun fact, the actors were not told what would happen during the filming of the chestburster scene.  They were told just to do what came naturally.   Thus, those horrified reactions are real.)
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on September 05, 2011, 01:18:36 am
Back on topic..

I have reciently learned that one of the most famous lines from Aliens.. "Game over, man, game over!"  Was entirely ad libbed...


This makes it cool in my eyes.

(Also for a fun fact, the actors were not told what would happen during the filming of the chestburster scene.  They were told just to do what came naturally.   Thus, those horrified reactions are real.)
The director was a pure genious, i thought the idea of guerillia filming was brilliant!

--

Bowen: [stuck in Draco's mouth, sees an arm stuck in the teeth and plucks it out] Oh, good lord! Sir Egglemore!
[throws the arm out behind him]
Draco: Oh, thank you very much. It's been stuck down there for months. Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your *breath*, is absolutely foul!
Draco: Well, what do you expect, with an old knight rotting between my molars?

- Dragonheart, 1996
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Nicatine on September 18, 2011, 03:48:50 pm
There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither.
 - Doctor Who
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: WereVolvo on September 22, 2011, 08:58:55 pm
"Who is Keyser Söze? He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

 - Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on September 27, 2011, 08:23:12 pm
Ah yeah, that one is amazing.
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Palantyre on October 18, 2011, 10:50:49 am
"To a New Yorker like you, 'a hero' is some type of weird sandwich."
 - Oddball, Kelly's Heroes
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Bearfoot on November 18, 2011, 08:41:01 pm
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

And of course, simply.

"as you wish."

And
Inigo Montoya: HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!
[Inigo corners Count Rugen, knocks his sword aside, and slashes his cheek, giving him a scar just like Inigo's]
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
[He slashes his other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want...
[Rugen knocks Inigo's sword aside and lunges. But Inigo traps his arm and aims his sword at Rugen's stomach]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2011, 12:39:08 pm
...it seems that I've missed one important piece of culture which I need to recap. Thanks, Bearfoot!

---> wanders off to search Princess Bride
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 13, 2012, 08:20:23 am
Lloyd: I’d like to see [Davies] come here and try and collect…
Ari: Well, my confidence grows tenfold knowing that you have my back, but I don’t welch. So, here is a hundred dollars, put in a brown paper back, along with a nice big pile of shit and send it over there.
Lloyd: Excuse me…?
Ari: Human shit, Lloyd.. Right now.
Lloyd: That is really disgusting Ari.
Ari: No, really disgusting is going to be the American Psycho style dismemberment I’m going to perform on you if you don’t do that right fucking now!
Lloyd: What about doggy poop?
Ari: HUMAN shit Lloyd. Yours, if it’s easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men’s bathroom, or the woman’s bathroom, whichever will have you, but I need a specimen.









- Entourage
Title: Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
Post by: Bearfoot on January 18, 2012, 12:58:07 am
...it seems that I've missed one important piece of culture which I need to recap. Thanks, Bearfoot!

---> wanders off to search Princess Bride

My pleasure.  As a dreamer and a believer in true love that is flat out my favorite movie.

and I've only seen it three times, total.