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Title: What the hell guys.
Post by: Smeagol on April 06, 2010, 11:17:04 pm
This place is as lively as a necrophiliac's wet dream. Sort it out.
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Post by: yas‮ on April 06, 2010, 11:26:21 pm
ok
done
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Post by: Smeagol on April 06, 2010, 11:45:15 pm
 :-*
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 07, 2010, 12:11:45 am
There's activity in the moderators section... ;D
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Post by: Chronologix on April 07, 2010, 12:17:17 am
As lively as a dark hidden underground chamber could possibly be
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Post by: Gravehill on April 07, 2010, 01:07:13 am
This place is as lively as a necrophiliac's wet dream. Sort it out.
Awwww you say it like it's bad thing or something :(

Sure thing it would be nice if there were more action going here... Just spent two days drinking. Spent them both with my fiancee and one of my friends. He got this plastic sheep and I just tried if I can fit chocolate egg in it's... ummmmm... So, where was I?
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Post by: yas‮ on April 07, 2010, 01:10:48 am
OK, so let's talk about what we're doing.
I'm sitting on a chair in front of a computer, and you?
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 07, 2010, 07:32:16 pm
im doing your mom
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Post by: yas‮ on April 07, 2010, 08:30:22 pm
Not possible, she's right behind me.
So now we all know Jack Lupino is a liar.
Vote for ban!
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Post by: Chronologix on April 07, 2010, 09:56:43 pm
what of everyone here being a liar? LIEZ ALL LIEZ!
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Post by: Gravehill on April 07, 2010, 10:07:14 pm
Jack Lupino. The man. The myth. If your mother is behind you, He is behind your mother. Doing her. If your father is behind your mother then He is doing your father, then doing your mother and then, in good luck, He might do you. And after that He does your dog. If your don't have dog you better get one before He comes. Dog is the last and if there's not dog... Well, who knows what happens if there aren't one. Because you know... Nobody hasn't have guts to not to have dog before He comes. And He comes.
Title: Re: What the hell guys.
Post by: Smeagol on April 07, 2010, 11:13:32 pm
Sir, I must take issue with your most recent post, in that it is full of filth of the vilest sort.


Carry on.
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Post by: Gravehill on April 07, 2010, 11:22:35 pm
My hair has got greasy and bit gray lately. I realized that's because my thoughts are greasy... and that grease is getting rotten. Therefore it oozes through my scalp slowly in form of hairs. I wait for the day that I wake up and all my hair has turn into worms and snakes.
Title: Re: What the hell guys.
Post by: Smeagol on April 07, 2010, 11:57:08 pm
less greasy hair more about rad fucking dogs plix
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Post by: Gravehill on April 08, 2010, 12:58:56 am
Don't you know? Dog season is out now. Last time I heard about Rad He was doing polarbears. They are on season now. I'm just shivering on excitement because I've ordered one replica fur from netstore...
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Post by: Gravehill on April 08, 2010, 01:06:46 am
I hope it looks real enough. I would have wanted real one but they run too fast. Last time I managed to catch one I realized - too late - that it was poodle. Anyway that miniature fur would have been ridiculously looking on me. Good thing was that old lady who owned that dog was even slower than her dog. I managed to get away with few nasty punches from her pouch.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 08, 2010, 08:01:10 pm
What the hell guys.
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Post by: evilcandybag on April 08, 2010, 08:52:34 pm
This is rad.
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Post by: Gravehill on April 08, 2010, 10:28:42 pm
Here I'm waiting on the balcony in my icebear suit. It's starting to freeze so I'm hoping that the iceman comes and luberates me.
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Post by: ~futilite~ on April 08, 2010, 11:33:25 pm
Hm, damn, why did I read lubricate.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 08, 2010, 11:49:13 pm
Here I'm waiting on the balcony in my icebear suit. It's starting to freeze so I'm hoping that the iceman comes and luberates me.
Have to work tonight =(
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Post by: Gravehill on April 09, 2010, 12:53:10 am
Damn.
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 09, 2010, 10:40:35 am
this thread needs more boobs. NAO!
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 09, 2010, 03:16:40 pm
(http://squathole.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/2_jugs.jpg)


In other news, IM SEEING PAGAN'S MIND TONIGHT.
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Post by: Smeagol on April 10, 2010, 12:02:16 am
Hm, damn, why did I read lubricate.

Freud would have had a right field day with you, love.
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Post by: Gravehill on April 17, 2010, 08:23:01 pm
I'm seeing Verjnuarmu tonight pretty soon. I have drunk alcohol and I'm feeling fine, gotta try drunkwriting when coming back from gig :)
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 17, 2010, 10:43:37 pm
/me is bored and starts cockslapping everyone
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Post by: Smeagol on April 17, 2010, 11:06:23 pm
Werevolvo is now the man in charge of the plan. Hail Werevolvo, king of plan!
Title: Re: What the hell guys.
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 17, 2010, 11:07:38 pm
So, what's the plan, oh king of plan?
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Post by: evilcandybag on April 18, 2010, 02:24:11 pm
I was insanely hungover yesterday, meaning friday was a blast as well, except for the part where a friend got epeleptic seizures, then got an allergic reaction to his medication, which induced angst, paranoia and hallucinations. Had to sit with him in a pitch dark room, telling him there were no monsters out to get him, for about an hour before he blacked out and we could carry him to his flat.
Good times.
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Post by: Gravehill on April 18, 2010, 02:34:41 pm
I bow to Werevolvo and his slapping device, regretfully bringing my apologies for FAILing in drunkwriting yesternight. Verjnuarmu's gig was good although I did not see a shit because restaurant was booked full and it was really small. Also it seemed that band was playing lower (or maybe they were just shorter than most of their fans?) than audience so I saw only part of their head every now and then. But... Mood was good, they rocked like always and I was pretty drunk (I wasn't pretty while being drunk though). Their new video was good too :)

Those epileptic seizures can be pretty scary especially if symptoms like evilcandybag described do occur. I've seen it happen once and when that friend attacked rest of us with knife (because she was so messed up) it was... well, something that I will remember rest of my life. Luckily she remembered her fiancee and he managed to calm her down bit so that she got to hospital with ambulance. Anyway... It's freaky when something like that happens.
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 18, 2010, 08:55:16 pm
So, what's the plan, oh king of plan?

/me puts on his Dance Commander outfit, fetchingly adorned with leather and spikes

I command you...

...

...
... to DANCE!
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Post by: Smeagol on April 18, 2010, 10:39:51 pm
man you suck as king

guess that means my decision making isn't up to much either
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 18, 2010, 11:54:00 pm
man you suck as king

guess that means my decision making isn't up to much either

I have never claimed otherwise. Au contraire, every time I'm elected to some sort of leader position, things tend to take a turn for the worse. Mainly due to totally unrelated stuff, but I still feel jinxed somehow :P
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 19, 2010, 12:38:27 am
/me dances
Title: Re: What the hell guys.
Post by: Smeagol on April 19, 2010, 01:02:34 am
DEATH TO THE NEWLY ESTABLISHED MONARCH
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2010, 01:56:26 am
Don't you try to kill the Volvo! Dethrone him you may, but do not kill him, or you will incur the wrath of a thousand wasps!
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Post by: Smeagol on April 19, 2010, 09:58:57 pm
what bout defenestration huh
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Post by: Smeagol on April 19, 2010, 09:59:21 pm
WHICH IS INFINITELY INFERIOR TO REGICIDE BY THE WAY
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 20, 2010, 12:28:52 am
Which is again infinitely inferior to deicide...
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Post by: Smeagol on April 20, 2010, 12:47:33 am
man i ain't gonna kill myself
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 20, 2010, 02:01:40 am
(http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/174.jpg)

Ok, you can post but i just like this picture
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Post by: harvey danger on April 20, 2010, 02:34:34 am
HAI GUYZ WATS GOIN ON IN HERR
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 20, 2010, 01:04:55 pm
We're conspiring to kill Fiindil, I think.
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Post by: Gravehill on April 20, 2010, 01:47:58 pm
I've planned cunning killing device with two variatons. Another one consists of very long cable ending in gigantic loop. This end of cable is attached to satellite orbiting earth. The other end of cable is connected to hangman's noose. When satellites rotates earth it moves that noose quite fast along earth. Only thing that's left is to aim that noose to specific target... Which can be quite difficult. Most probable is that there shall be very fast tree hanging from that satellite at some point. Therefore I've invented another one.

That device is pretty much similar to first one but the hangman noose is replaced by ball breakers' ball. On that ball is attached four chainsaw's, each on it's side. Under ball there's also very powerfull lawnmower's motor that's rotating very long blades. It's very probable that there will be quite many and gory collateral damages but I think it's still awesome assasination method.
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Post by: Smeagol on April 21, 2010, 09:23:34 pm
We're conspiring to kill Fiindil, I think.

Two crates of bitter and I could probably manage it.
Title: Re: What the hell guys.
Post by: Gravehill on April 25, 2010, 11:11:59 pm
Awwww shit... Three days drinking on row. Been watching live gigs of certain duo on friday and saturday, drinking heavily. Got quite bad hangover both days and still I drank few when bunch of friends came in today to take sauna and have fun. I'm... drunk... I will be having quite bad hangover tomorrow I guess. This is not something I usually do, drinking this much ain't healthy and I should not do it since it really aint "my thing"... Anyways, I'm amazed... It's been pretty amazing weekend, I've been doing quite crazy things again and... Well, I don't know what comes out of it if anything but good memories I already got... Atleast I will be drinking and taking sauna again next weekend, that was settled today. I'm just so happy to be alive, spending time with friends and enjoying all the nice little things in life...
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 26, 2010, 12:15:33 am
Hungover here aswell, and sunburnt ;/
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Post by: Gravehill on April 26, 2010, 02:14:45 am
Sunburnt WTF?????
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Post by: Einkoro on April 26, 2010, 09:45:44 am
Alcohol + sauna sounds like a recipe for dehydration, and a hangover, of epic proportions. I find I don't get hangovers no matter how much I consume as long as I drink a glass of water with every other drink to stay hydrated. My stomach on the other hand ...That is the curse of acid reflux - only oatmeal cookies and milk will help me there.
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Post by: evilcandybag on April 26, 2010, 12:56:15 pm
Alcohol + sauna is awesome, but you need to be careful and make sure that is not the last thing you do before going to sleep.