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Title: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 02:06:30 am
When I was in the shower this morning, I thought: If we assume a Big Bang beginning of the universe, then every molecule, every atom, every proton, every electron, every quark, every wavelength, every vibration, every multi-dimensional string, every everything that makes up everything else shares an ineffable property of pre-Bang Oneness. Assuming that, then every everything is always moving in one of two directions: either away from that primordial state, or returning towards it.
We feel these quantum movements. Moving away is experienced as loneliness, fear, anger and despair.
Returning is experienced as one or more of the infinite variations and gradations of what we call love.
Now, while some might say that equating the miracle of human feelings to the meandering of sub-atomic bric-a-brac robs them of their mystery, the truth is quite the opposite.
Connecting our fundamental experience of life to the great mystery of existence ties us to the eternal within our every waking moment. We are not separate. We are made of the same stuff that existed at the beginning and will exist at the end.
Therefore, the question we must each ask ourselves is simple: "In what direction am I moving today - towards oneness, or away from it?" When I was done reflecting on this, I stepped out of the shower, toweled off, and, while glancing at the mirror, pondered a new thought: "I have a pretty nice ass."
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 01, 2008, 02:15:03 am
This post neglects to mention those of us with gods for ancestors.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 01, 2008, 02:21:28 am
science is pretty b/s. its just a bunch of made up rules applied to things and apparently that makes it correct. exactly what the bible does, but thats wrong apparently. eg; i could say grass is green because i put grass powder inside. scientists call this chlorophyll, i call it grass powder, placed there by fairies. i know this is true because its in the grass OMFG!
hypocrisy, all of it. im a firm believer that the sock puppets control us. really. WAIT AND SEE.
pix of ass plz?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 02:33:32 am
Ehh.. every so often I'm hit with an overwhelming urge to write. An inchoate feeling wells up inside me and demands to substantiate itself through the power of words. When I sat down to write this thread , I was in the grip of just such a feeling. Thankfully, it has passed.  ;D
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 01, 2008, 02:59:10 am
A Thought : I liked it. It's nice to have such moments that you described, those passing moments of lazy pleasurable non hurried heartbeats when one can feel how thoughts are wandering around in head like ice on glass of whiskey (I know, it's almost blasphemy to ruin good drink like that but it actually does look good when one moves around the glass bit with lazy movement of wrist to put ice cubes on movement and when light filters through glass, ice and whiskey... the movement and colours are just so very beautiful and that's where I'm referring here : the visual part of drinking whiskey like that).
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 03:09:18 am
Whiskey is awesome, and please do not hate me for liking ice in my whiskey, but its better when its cold than pisswarm because its 30 degrees out here.
Atleast im now back home where i can just do whatever the hell i want instead of being at a strange country or at a friends place, getting wasted and just basically doing stupid stuff i'd never do sober.
Frankly, that doesn't happen too often. (Me being sober that is)
Well all im glad for is that i got fast internet at my place.
I remember when i first got internet, it was on my dad's computer and i was just starting to get to know how the hell you move around that place.
There was a dial tone, a horrible noise, then, miracle of miracles, a world of goofy teenagers chatting with each other via badly written sentences.
I sat there and marvelled that my little computer was suddenly linked to other little computers in faraway places. I marvelled, then I logged off.
It was incredibly slow and boring.
Well, it's not slow and boring anymore. And it may put a lot of people out of work for a very long time. Which, IMHO, isn't a LOL situation. :D
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: evilcandybag on August 01, 2008, 03:14:44 am
I just thought, when reading the first post, that if that is true then it just makes it all sadder that in the end everything is just going to end up as background radiation in the coldness of space.

Well, in countless billions of years that is. Until then, PAHTAY!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 03:34:10 am
I just thought, when reading the first post, that if that is true then it just makes it all sadder that in the end everything is just going to end up as background radiation in the coldness of space.

Well, in countless billions of years that is. Until then, PAHTAY!
Lets all join the bag, and PAHTAY.

Im getting the liquor.

EDIT : Hooray for screwdrivers? Today's thursday right? Or Friday morning. Either way, fine by me, tomorrow im getting the good stuff.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: SpeedD on August 01, 2008, 05:25:38 am
That was a beautiful, and lovely, load of drivel you wrote, Rad. Very new agey.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: L'homme magique on August 01, 2008, 10:09:17 am
Quote
[some stuff, by lysander]
llol
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Smeagol on August 01, 2008, 11:06:42 am
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[some stuff, by lysander]
llol

It made more sense earlier this morning when I was still fairly shit-faced. Then again, this is coming from Lysux, he of the 'deep' and 'provoking' Youtube videos which feature fake kettles.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 01, 2008, 01:43:19 pm
Drinks... Teenagers... Background... Coldness...

Oh, I like it very much. It's beautiful!

WTF is PAHTAY BTW?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 01, 2008, 02:17:49 pm
It made more sense earlier this morning when I was still fairly shit-faced. Then again, this is coming from Lysux, he of the 'deep' and 'provoking' Youtube videos which feature fake kettles.

i cant help it if im better than you :(
i still love you though!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lexx on August 01, 2008, 06:23:25 pm
When I was in the shower this morning, I thought:

Most people just settle for having a wank in the shower.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 07:07:03 pm
When I was in the shower this morning, I thought:

Most people just settle for having a wank in the shower.
Wanking in the shower isn't really that great tbh, getting a bj in the shower is much better!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 01, 2008, 10:22:10 pm
trumped by; shower sex. [:
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 01, 2008, 10:26:58 pm
Best a man can do in shower is shave - all other pleasures are inferior. On the other hand I do find shaving slightly erotic...
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 01, 2008, 10:27:15 pm
trumped by; shower sex. [:
Hmm.. not for me, i'd stand by my previous statement. Shower sex can be nice, however the dimensions of the shower are often too small or if you're taller than your gf it doesn't work correctly most of the time.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 01, 2008, 10:46:25 pm
well obviously it depends on the space you have like you said. [:
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on August 02, 2008, 10:06:38 am
i always found that regardless of exactly what is being done, something about the hot water dulls sensation and results in a subpar experience. i prefer some anticipation-building making out and feeling up.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Leissi on August 02, 2008, 10:44:06 am
*Leissi had a brain implosion.

Also, ass.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 02, 2008, 03:38:24 pm
i always found that regardless of exactly what is being done, something about the hot water dulls sensation and results in a subpar experience. i prefer some anticipation-building making out and feeling up.
Yeah that's awesome aswell.  8)
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lexx on August 02, 2008, 05:30:01 pm
trumped by; shower sex. [:

Why do it in a shower when you can have a much better time in a bed or on the bonnet of a car?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Viherminttu on August 02, 2008, 05:34:04 pm
Never had shower sex... too afraid I'd slip over and crack my head on the tiles or something.

Now the floor... floor is good.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 02, 2008, 06:30:38 pm
Never had shower sex... too afraid I'd slip over and crack my head on the tiles or something.

Now the floor... floor is good.
The floor is fucking hard. Or, rather hard fucking. Heheh.

Oh i think in a bean bag would be awesome too.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 02, 2008, 08:43:46 pm
Floor is good, especially with good mattress (those sport mattress are just great)... Shower is not that good, PŕèşċrïpŧıvəBāřőnŷ hit some nails with those arguments. Sauna with heat on is rather interesting but maybe not the best pleasure. It's just so very hot. Also, I find it slightly inappropriate but like everything inappropriate it's worth trying at least once in lifetime. Best sex I ever had was in my wife's grandma's bed (grandma wasn't included). I would like to try it on lake or swimming pool sometimes (solo fun in aforementioned conditions was quite odd, since lake water was quite cold).

Funny. Everything in this thread started from thought that Rad had and it's developed to discussion about sex. Is it Rad's mind or nature of this place that does it?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lexx on August 02, 2008, 09:26:05 pm
Best sex I ever had was in my wife's grandma's bed (grandma wasn't included).


That's just creepy.

I imagine a hot tub would be good. Only one I have access to is my parents however, and finding someone I'd be willing to introduce to my parents has proven difficult. If I ever do they also have a sauna so I could try that shit out.

Now, I'm orff to find a non-crazy person.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 02, 2008, 10:20:48 pm
Why do it in a shower when you can have a much better time in a bed or on the bonnet of a car?

because you start in the shower and finish in the bed? im not trampy enough to try it on a car bonnet xD
and as for touching and foreplay, you obviously do that BEFORE. sex isn't sex without initial foreplay! [:
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Leissi on August 04, 2008, 09:34:04 am
I've had shower sex  :-[

it was actually pretty good, get a stool and sit together in it, it's slippery and nice  ;)
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Laser.T on August 04, 2008, 06:40:49 pm
Wait wait wait, I click on the start and read a philosohical viewpoint from Rad, I click on the end and read a promotional post for shower sex from Leissi. wut?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 04, 2008, 06:51:45 pm
rad copied and pasted that anyway, so it's all good in the hood!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Leissi on August 04, 2008, 07:06:30 pm
Wait wait wait, I click on the start and read a philosohical viewpoint from Rad, I click on the end and read a promotional post for shower sex from Leissi. wut?
you best be trying that nigger
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 08, 2008, 08:47:57 pm
Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 08, 2008, 10:49:48 pm
Fact: Most attempts at shower sex ends up on the bathroom floor.

Fun what one can learn from old mens magazines. There are people out there actually researching this, you know.

Bathtub sex seems to work a lot better, though (given the right bathtub, I suppose). And Shower Foreplay doesn't have the logistical problems of shower sex, nor share the risks, and it's a pretty erotic thing if done right. It's also a timesaver if you feel dirty and sweaty and don't have a fetish for doing the nasty in that condition (there are, in fact, those who do).
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 09, 2008, 12:00:18 am
In Finnish culture there's tradition of back washing after taking sauna. If it's pair that takes sauna together it's usual that they wash each other's back but then again when taking sauna with friends it's not unusual to friends to wash each other's back either. In fact it's rude not to wash someone's back if he/she asks to. Whether washing back is erotic or not, I don't know. Taking sauna can be both as washing back as well but it all depends on situation. Mutual both before sex is good though, I plead quilty for it :D
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Cerapter on August 09, 2008, 11:13:45 pm
All this talk about sex is making me sulky.




I once dreamt I was doing it in a canoe.






Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 12, 2008, 01:35:33 am
I once drank a Budweiser.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 12, 2008, 01:48:28 am
I once drank a Budweiser.
Same here, but i can't remember how it tasted..
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 12, 2008, 01:46:45 pm
I can.

It wasn't particularly good. But I was drunk and it was free, so it was okay until I found out I could have gotten Carlsbergs instead.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 12, 2008, 09:22:37 pm
Even a lot of Americans don't find Budweiser all that good.

Sam Adams, now... that's a different story. 8)
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 13, 2008, 05:00:23 am
When I stepped out of the shower I also realised you had a nice ass.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 13, 2008, 10:06:11 am
HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS

BUMS 8)
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 13, 2008, 10:16:38 am
OMG U GUYS
HARVEY LIKES BUMFUN
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: evilcandybag on August 13, 2008, 01:30:43 pm
Get off the street you fucking bum!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 13, 2008, 02:29:16 pm
Your street? You have a special relation ship with this street huh?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: yas‮ on August 13, 2008, 03:38:30 pm
I've heard about space ships, but relation ships?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 13, 2008, 08:10:34 pm
I've heard about space ships, but relation ships?

Wow that was painful.

Fortunatly thats how I like it ; )
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 13, 2008, 11:38:04 pm
I've heard about space ships, but relation ships?

Wow that was painful.

Fortunatly thats how I like it ; )
/me cracks his whip.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: evilcandybag on August 14, 2008, 12:45:25 am
Your street? You have a special relation ship with this street huh?

I said the street, not my street.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 14, 2008, 12:47:00 am
Your street? You have a special relation ship with this street huh?

I said the street, not my street.

That's awfully promiscuous.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Moheeheeko on August 14, 2008, 08:22:26 pm
Ehh.. every so often I'm hit with an overwhelming urge to write. An inchoate feeling wells up inside me and demands to substantiate itself through the power of words. When I sat down to write this thread , I was in the grip of just such a feeling. Thankfully, it has passed.  ;D
.......thats what we call being drunk dude. ::)
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 15, 2008, 04:06:44 am
I've heard about space ships, but relation ships?

Wow that was painful.

Fortunatly thats how I like it ; )
/me cracks his whip.

Oh baby i lil more to the right.

Also theres nothing wrong with being promiscuous.

Or drunk for that matter.

However, both can lead to trouble ; p
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 15, 2008, 07:28:35 am
How does one practice safe sex with the streets, though?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 15, 2008, 09:46:43 am
How does one practice safe sex with the streets, though?

By abiding traffic laws.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Lysix on August 16, 2008, 03:42:25 am
AND DOING WHATEVER NAUGHTY POLICEMEN TELL YOU TO DO  :police: :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 16, 2008, 04:53:09 pm
You like to do what policemen tell you to do, don't you?
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 16, 2008, 06:28:57 pm
You like to do what policemen tell you to do, don't you?
:police:

WOO - PAH


*whip cracking*
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 16, 2008, 10:56:06 pm
You like to do what policemen tell you to do, don't you?
:police:

WOO - PAH


*whip cracking*

Gimme that!
/me grabs his whip back.

Bad Rad! Bad!
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 17, 2008, 08:55:20 am
I haven't cracked a whip once since i've been on this forum.

Gimme a break, willya!  ;D
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 17, 2008, 10:48:05 am
Whips are for bedrooms not forums anyway ; D

Recently Ive found my self lost in thought, it seems to be a continual process/
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Gravehill on August 21, 2008, 08:31:41 pm
How does one practice safe sex with the streets, though?
That's portrayed in documentary "101 Most Embarrassing Sexual Accidents". If I remember correctly on the list were too vacuum cleaner, swimming pool, garbage can and lamppost among other things.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 21, 2008, 10:21:29 pm
How does one practice safe sex with the streets, though?
Always wear a helmet!  :police:
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: harvey danger on August 23, 2008, 12:39:32 am
I tried it the other night, and now I think I have rabies.
Title: Re: A Thought
Post by: Irrationalist on August 23, 2008, 01:09:27 am
I tried it the other night, and now I think I have rabies.

: (, I like you still even if you foamy. Ill just assume you did a phone pole.

Personally I have a love affair with asphalt. it hurts to be in love...