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Title: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 21, 2007, 05:30:18 pm
Hitsulikeapunch (2 weeks ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0     Reply | Spam
But that would be cool, like maybe 200 years from now people could still see us on myspace and stuff.

H34n (2 weeks ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0     Reply | Spam
 if the world is destroyed, the intrenet would be destroyed, so would all the servers that store the information, so the intrenet would not survive, plus the new planet probably would probably be in a different position then earth is now

Exalt4KoRn (1 week ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0     Reply | Spam
You obviously don't know what the internet is. The interent is not stored on servers, that would be impossible. Its stored in the air, sort of like radio waves. So yes, if an intelligent lifeform or in fact survivors lived on then they may be able to find the internet.

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Internet stored in the air? WTF are you talking about... it is stored on servers all over the world, try making a website and storing it in "the air"... I guess if that was true, hard disk companies would have gone bankrupt a long time ago... stored in the air, seriously... that has got to be the most retarded comment i've read in a long time... has for the radio wave.. they don't store anything, the air is only a medium to carry information, it doesn't store shit

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gah... reading stupid things numb my brain... radio waves don't need air to travel, they are the medium... air or not... storing shit in the air.. sorry, but i can't get over it... and the dumbass says "you obviously don't know what the internet is..." holy crap, it's so retarded it's scares me...

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I want air to be the medium for my poop to go in your eyes

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i always wondered. wen the world ends ... and another one is formed ... if someone rediscovers the internet... will they find all of us on myspace and stuff like that again?

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good question dude. idk though. but that would be cool
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Laser.T on December 21, 2007, 06:33:28 pm
Spending any time reading Youtube comments is like smashing your face into a concrete pillar.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: SpeedD on December 21, 2007, 06:53:20 pm
Spending any time reading Youtube comments is like smashing your face into a concrete pillar.

I'll choose the latter.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: harvey danger on December 22, 2007, 12:16:39 am
I like Metube's comment.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Chronologix on December 22, 2007, 12:37:19 am
and here i thought the internet was a series of tubes....
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Outboundlight on December 22, 2007, 06:01:13 pm
A serious of invisible tubes in the air maybe lol
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Pete on December 22, 2007, 09:55:56 pm
Or possibly strings. The internet is a series of megavibrating superdimensional unmeasurable strings, in a higher state.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Chronologix on December 22, 2007, 10:04:17 pm
Or possibly strings. The internet is a series of megavibrating superdimensional unmeasurable strings, in a higher state.

if they were unmeasurable then there would be no way they could be connected on either side because they would then have an end, and hence be measurable.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Laser.T on December 22, 2007, 11:10:06 pm
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: harvey danger on December 23, 2007, 01:27:45 am
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Smeagol on December 23, 2007, 01:31:37 am
The internet is carried on the backs of Spartans. Fact.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Chronologix on December 23, 2007, 01:54:38 am
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!

that theory can be shot down because sewer lines are constructed and are physical matter, which would make no sense to get internet where no sewage systems exist...
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: harvey danger on December 23, 2007, 04:17:18 am
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!

that theory can be shot down because sewer lines are constructed and are physical matter, which would make no sense to get internet where no sewage systems exist...

But maybe it's carried on human waste?
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: evilcandybag on December 23, 2007, 02:41:50 pm
The internet is carried on the backs of Spartans. Fact.

But... That would be MADNESS!
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: SweZor on December 23, 2007, 08:28:43 pm
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Pete on December 24, 2007, 04:30:13 am
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!

 You there, what is your profession?
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Bocom on December 24, 2007, 09:55:25 am
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!

 You there, what is your profession?

None, I'm just a lonely forumite... Oh right, HUH, HUH, HUH!
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: SweZor on December 24, 2007, 05:27:38 pm
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!

 You there, what is your profession?

Hmm... could it be...

War?
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Asor on December 26, 2007, 07:53:17 pm
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!

 You there, what is your profession?

Hmm... could it be...

War?
I think the right answer is fried chicken inside pie made of internet tubes, eaten by spartan warriors while playing Super Mario Galaxy on PS3 Elite version in Wii Live! internet connection Home-thingy.

Also, terracotta pies, gotta have those.
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: WereVolvo on December 27, 2007, 01:35:58 am
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!

 You there, what is your profession?

Hmm... could it be...

War?

Huh?! Yeah! What is it good for?

...etc
/me puts on his combat gear and goes off to hijack a Huey gunship in search for Charlie
Title: Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 27, 2007, 01:58:12 am
And while we all tune in to Volvo's live feed on the huge plasma screen, this is locked.