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Title: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on January 01, 2007, 12:27:18 am
I suppose that everyone has weird dreams every now and then. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes scary. Anyhow, I want to share one of my dreams. It might be somewhat disturbing so don't read it if you are unsure. Don't say that I did not warn...

Well... I just saw saw some really weird dreams last night, 30th-31st of December 2006. Most of them were quite sexually loaded ones but there was one which was really disturbing. Just an example of my nightmares.

It was summer and I was at some unknown summer cottage. It was warm day and I thought it was nice weather for swimming. I undressed and went to swim, naked. As I dived into water and then surfaced with my hair dripping water I saw big grayish brown dog walking to the beach. It stared at me and started growl. Fear started to arose in my heart. Wolf walked into the water and started to walk nearer, fast. Water splashed from it paws as they were moving in water. I realized that water was too deep and I could not protect myself properly. I started to yell and walk towards it.

We met when water was somewhere around halfway to my knee. I realized that it was not dog but wolf. Wolf jumped but I managed to strike it down midair with my right fist. It splashed to water and I kicked it and started to run towards red shed at the outskirt of forest. I heard how wolf arose and started to run in water. I ran and watched over my shoulder. I saw yellow teeth of wolf and how saliva was flying from it regefully grinning mouth. It's eyes were sparking of hate and bloodlust. I ran as fast I could. I dived into shed and tried to hold door. It was poorly made and I could feel how wolf jumped repeatedly against it, hitting it hard every time. I barely could withstand pounding of that heavy animal. Air was full of dust and rays of sun were sparkling in it. Then wolf stopped jumping against door. I heard how it growled and walked around shed.

Then there came silence as if it was listening something.

And then I heard how wolf started to run towards shore. There was someone running there, running along shore. Wolf was running towards carefree jogger. I tried to scream and warn him, in vain. Wolf attacked as man noticed incoming danger. They begun to fight and wrestle on sand. Man was under and wolf was above. Could of dust arose. Man had tight grip of wolf's throat and wolf was using it nails trying to rip jogger open. I saw how joggers clothes begun to turn red where the man and animal met.

Then there came another man running, swinging oar. He hit wolf with it. Then I regained my spirit and courage and ran out. I took oar that was laying against wall of shed and joined another man. We begun to bash wolf and it's bloody victim got out from situation. He crawled to sit some two meters away, crying. He got terrible wounds on his chest and stomach.

Suddenly another man who was bashing wolf with me cried me to stop. I watched and in terrible moment I realized that it was man who was laying at the shore. Dust cloud was dissolving. We stopped beating and wondered where the wolf disappeared. We started to look around if we could see it. No trace.

Man who was laying where the wolf was became conscious. He was not seriously hurt. We asked what happened. He said that he saw us beating some dog and came to help. Then he said he tripped and fell to where the dog was. Victim of assault was calming down.  Another man walked on shore and asked what has happened. He then said that it was best for wolf's victim to visit doctor. Man who we beat by accident said that he was alright and did not need doctor. Man with oar said that he would escort victim to doctor and they walked off.

I started discussion with two remaining men about accident. They said that there has been some problem with wolves lately. They agreed that it was best if they would escort me back to my cottage. They lived at same neighborhood and could walk remaining trip from my cottage together. As we turned to walk into the forest I thought that I saw how their shapes distorted. Their shoulders arose and their face started to change. For a moment I saw greedy eyes, yellow teeth and saliva dripping from their deadly jaws. I smelled the death in their breath. I was confused. It could not be that I was dealing with werewolves, couldn't it? When I closed my eyes and opened them again everything was normal again. I thought that maybe it was just trick of my mind. So I walked with them to the depths of forest, disappearing into the darkness. Moment later solitary scream came from the forest and suddenly stopped. All was silent and sun shone from the cloudless sky.

Then I woke up and started my day.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on January 01, 2007, 01:40:12 am
That's wicked. Also, it all makes sense -- the characters and their hidden intentions. If it was my dream, it would be more probable that the guy who helped you turned into a wolf, and the man who was beat turned into an ambulance who absorbed the wounded man and teleported to the hospital. Then, I would turn into a wolf and run across the water.

I keep a dream journal. Here's a part of a dream I had Jan 14th last year:


Several times in the dream I remember talking about making an underground tunnel - starting below the sink in our kitchen and going all the way to town (15 miles) to some building downtown, where we were to (possibly) kidnap some important person - maybe the king. But we HAD to do it, because we heard on the radio that someone else were going to do it, and they were evil, so we had to do it first and save the king!
That tunnel was made and I walked in it several times. It was about the height of a man and we had to use flashlights to see ahead. However, the last time I walked in it, it was a bit more interesting. It was about 30 metres high, with light in the ceiling like a real road tunnel, and the walls were of stone. I was walking through it (I was a girl!) with a flashlight when suddenly, Shelob (the giant spider from LotR) approached, even bigger than in the movie. I hid near the wall, turning off my flashlight (learned that from Jurassic Park). She sniffed around, but couldn't see me. Then, an albino sabre tiger jumped out of a mario-style pipe above me. The spider looked at it, didn't attack, and acknowledged that it had been making the sounds. The tiger jumped into a lower pipe at the other wall. Then I made a run for it towards a hole in the wall. I succeeded, and Shelob threw herself after me but couldn't catch me. Somehow, she forgot that I was there and I tried to pretend that I wasn't again. I was doing fine until I coughed twice and then sneezed 10 times. The camera was zooming in on me from the tunnel as I did. I was furious at this person (which, although still being me, was now viewed from a third-person perspective), but as she stopped sneezing, something showed up deeper into the hall in the wall, which now rather seemed to be a doorway.
It was a couple of kids and a couple of "teachers" (rather tall elves of the 'small elf' kind, although they seemed human). Figures, they had a school underground for kids who had gotten lost in underground tunnels. I was the oldest of those "kids", but they wanted me in anyway. I decided to follow. After staying there a little while, I started to realize than noone ever left that place. The pupils were searched and all watches, batteries and such were taken away from them all the time. I knew I had to find a way to escape, but I couldn't see how.
We went on a school trip to a beach (still inside the cave, though). Most of my schoolmates had turned to small animals. Three of them, a crab and two even smaller animals, were playing in the water when a wave suddenly came and washed them into the ocean. I became worried, took of my shoes and waded into the water. I just found a strange red fish lying there. Then I looked to the right, and the three schoolmates had been washed ashore just two feet away.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2007, 01:58:58 am
I once dreamt i was talking to a tree, then, the tree told me to go snowboarding on the neck of a huuuge guitar.


Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: cloudstrifex on January 02, 2007, 04:20:27 am
I dreamt my cats were flying one of those small biplanes and they were on my lap piloting them. Then they were waving down to the people. It was a really weird dream to say the least. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on January 02, 2007, 04:24:13 am
One time i dreamt i was at band camp this one time then this one time we were there i thought for just one time i would sticl my one time flute up my one time pussy
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2007, 06:58:17 am
pld for funny movie.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 06, 2007, 09:29:49 pm
I dreamt something just now, falling asleep on the bathroom floor.

I woke up in the bathroom, in the bathtub, actually (though I was fully clothed). Apparantly, Gaijin was my neighbour, and he was there. So were two other forumers (actually, they were just visiting Gaijin), but I didn't know who, because I was morning-groggy and unable to see much in the sharp light. Asked them "excuse me, but who are you? I mean, I know you're somebody on the forums, but who?", but didn't get an answer. Then I walked out of the bathroom, and I realised something was odd. I was dreaming. With this realisation, I decided to go start warping stuff with my mind, but as I tried, I woke up. I think I woke up to another dream, though, but that one, I can't remember.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on January 07, 2007, 05:25:50 pm
I had a weird dream the other night too. I seem to have these recurring nightmares of getting left behind someplace, its pretty scary to me.

I dreamt that me and some friends were going on holiday, and I cant remember what the hell happened, but It was fucked up in many many ways. I think I fell out of the plane somehow, and they flew off. Or was it a bus? I cant remember, but what I do remember is that petrifying feeling of being left behind.

Hmm.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on January 07, 2007, 06:32:15 pm
I had weird dream last night. In my dream I was visiting one house. There I talked with one guy. His voice was rather deep and strong and he had dark hair but I could not get clear vision of his face. It looked like it was blurred or behind mist or something. Anyways. There we talked as sun was descenting. We talked about spirits and souls and last rays of sunset was colouring air and walls around us orange. Suddenly he took me to a walk and said that he would explain me something. We went to hill behind that house. Guy told me to watch around : "Look around. Observe." And then he pointed statues who werebuild on top of that hill. At one direction there was lion with wings, at another there was angel and on third there was eagle spreading it's wings. As I watched around he said "This is place where souls are gathered. With these wings they fly away." As I watched I saw mist floating in the air and gather around statues. Statues grow bigger and become alive. They spread their wings and flew on the sky. Their wings made strong wind which hit my face and eyes with terrible force and made me to close them. As I opened them I was on my bed. I glanced at clock and realized there was still plenty of time to sleep. I closed my eyes and rapidly fell back asleep.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on January 07, 2007, 10:20:13 pm
Tonight I dreamt that I was aboard a submarine, serving as a combined pilot/gunner (even though submarines normally don't have guns, but torpedoes :P). The strange thing was that every last one of the crew were girls, and I too posed as a girl for some reason, and was deathly afraid they'd find out that I was a man. O_o

Oh, yes - Freud would have a field day with me...

Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on January 08, 2007, 06:15:56 am
Tonight I dreamt that I was aboard a submarine, serving as a combined pilot/gunner (even though submarines normally don't have guns, but torpedoes :P). The strange thing was that every last one of the crew were girls, and I too posed as a girl for some reason, and was deathly afraid they'd find out that I was a man. O_o

Oh, yes - Freud would have a field day with me...


Excellent dream. That dream I would like to see, personally. Last night : just average pleasant sex dreams. Nothing weird, except that one of the girls was in bird-cage...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 08, 2007, 02:53:20 pm
Talhoffer: Freud's not the only one...  ;D

And neither are you...I'm not going to post my weirdest dreams, though...

I had one weird one (well, I had many, but I can't remember the rest, only that they were weird) falling asleep in the bathtub this morning. I dreamt I was a model, a female one at that, that was going to do a photoshoot, and the only piece of clothing I could find was my old soccer shorts. Then I realized that I was dreaming, and that I therefore could do whatever I want. And then I woke up before I managed to do so, by myself starting to snore, I think.

I hate it when I become lucid, but don't get enough time to actually do anything fun.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on January 08, 2007, 06:59:52 pm
Talhoffer: Freud's not the only one...  ;D

And neither are you...I'm not going to post my weirdest dreams, though...

I had one weird one (well, I had many, but I can't remember the rest, only that they were weird) falling asleep in the bathtub this morning. I dreamt I was a model, a female one at that, that was going to do a photoshoot, and the only piece of clothing I could find was my old soccer shorts. Then I realized that I was dreaming, and that I therefore could do whatever I want. And then I woke up before I managed to do so, by myself starting to snore, I think.

I hate it when I become lucid, but don't get enough time to actually do anything fun.
I'm starting to get jealous. I hope that you get further next time... Sounds like lots of fun!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on January 08, 2007, 07:12:15 pm
It does indeed. Weird dreams ftw! I mean, who needs hallucinogenic drugs to have weird experiences when you can have as much just by sleeping?

I love sleeping...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on January 08, 2007, 09:00:01 pm
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Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Asor on January 09, 2007, 12:05:02 am
Ah, the dreams which you can control yourself. They are really great, and I usually get a lot of them, or I got  a lot of them when I were arsed to write dream diary last summer. The dream diary thing goes that when you wake up, you write down about your dream, and next time you are going to sleep you read and try to remember those dreams and think about that you are going to have a dream you can control. Then off to sleep you go, and hopefully "wake up" in a dream you can control yourself :P. And when you feel that you are going to wake up, just roll on the ground, rub your hands together or something physical like that.

So, anyways.

Usually when I had those dreams I were flying around and visiting nice place, I especially liked being on a pure-white sand beach with some good looking girls with those hawaiian things. Actually I still use that dream when I'm relaxing my mind, body and soul, its really great for that thing.

When I were younger I used to have nightmares every now and then, and the nightmare was always the same nightmare. In this nightmare what happened wasn't that specific, but the thing I remember was the feeling of being pushed/pulled through a really small hole in the ground to the other side of the world. The feeling still makes me shudder  :-\. Usually the dream also stopped in the same spot and I woke up, wandered around a while awake and then maybe got back to sleep.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Trias on January 09, 2007, 12:38:21 am
Now I'm going to pull a Gravehill. Get yourself some milk and cookies. Or skip it. Well, at least you, Gravehill, have to read it, you owe me that  :P


I hate it when I become lucid, but don't get enough time to actually do anything fun.


Yeah, that can be frustrating. I think in the last years it didn't happen often to me, though, being aware of dreaming, then waking up despite I wanted to do something... important... often related to sex  :P Actually, it now sometimes happens that I deliberately hold myself back in dreams because I don't want to stain my bed linen  ;D

More about my dreams:

1. I'm often able to fly in my dreams. It's not so much of being totally free and unconfined, but instead it requires quite some mental concentration to do it. I think I sometimes do it to surprise or impress people in my dreams, though that usually doesn't work  :P

2. I remember as a kid I could sometimes wake up from bad dreams by pulling up my eye lids (in the dream, that is). However, such things don't always work. Mean dreams are those where I think I woke up while in reality I am still dreaming for something bad to happen again...

3. The nicest dreams usually involve meeting girls.. not related to sex but rather to falling in love, flirting, some kissing, and the like, all in a realistic manner. Such a dream can make me feel content for the rest of the day  :).

I remember (the end of) a dream where I was standing next to a cute girl.

I said "So, what's next?".
She, in an only partly successful attempt of being witty, answered: "Well, to your place or to my place?"
I, aware of what happened, replied: "I wish you weren't only a dream"

That left me in some melancholy for some time after getting up.

4. Finally, here comes a long, fancy and unique one: I was in my flat. The dream had gone on for some time already, but I only remember it from the point I got aware that I was dreaming. So what happened then was quite different from what usually happened in such a situation (read: find a random female being and have sex with her). Instead, I was thinking something like "wow, I am dreaming, let's just go out and explore my dream world." So the events after that weren't necessarily all special by themselves, but rather because of the continuous feeling of euphoria that I experienced while I was walking through 'my world'.

So, I was in my flat, stepped out of my window (which is in the 4th floor.. remember, I can fly), and hovered gently to the ground, and walked down the street. At the end I came to a huge silvery lake under a grey sky. Along the shore were magnificent stone buildings lined with pillars made from marble. All the time I was fascinated by 'my' city. On the other side of the lake I reached some sort of concert hall, where people wearing evening dresses gathered in the entrance hall. A small group of women and men were sitting on stools close to me, and by talking to them I somehow found out that they were, like me, dream walkers.

However, something was special about me - I guess that it was my world. So to show them I walked out the hall... the lake was now surrounded by massive buildings of concrete... and then I raised up into the air... pierced through the clouds... and then, hovering over the white mist, which stretched until the horizon, I cast up my hands, directing the buildings beneath the clouds to turn into giant sky scrapers, and the day suddenly turned into dark, so that the towers around me stood glaring in the night...

Then on my way home, while in the pub in which (of course) the entry to my flat was located, I met someone I mistook for Mick Jagger, which only occurred to me later on.
 

Nice, huh?  :D Being fascinated by the sights of a city happened a second time in another dream, but only for a short moment.

What I love about that dream is that it is reminiscent of The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath by Lovecraft (and probably in part caused by me reading it) . In that story a dream walker is traveling the dream world in search of a beautiful city he only saw a few times in short vision-like dreams.

Oh, btw, that is an interesting story. It's not very well written in some parts, and could be more surreal for my taste. But at least I find it interesting because it has some similarities to a Tolkien-like journey through an adventure land, but was written earlier. Also, I like the punch line in the end. Oh, and I liked it even more after I found out it has some connection to why I came to like Machinae Supremacy  ;)

Now go and solve that riddle, or be cast into the bottomless pit of peril!

ps: My longest post evar? I had to write that dream down at some point. Also, the amount of personal stuff and smilies would probably make me female in that gender test...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on January 09, 2007, 01:30:26 am
Weird dreams:

Lucid dream when I was about 7 years old where I was Optimus Prime sitting on a very (almost pastel-colored) green hillside, with a purple sky, next to a highway and shooting at a convoy of trucks. The lucidity came in when I was willfully picking which trucks I shot at (although still rather indiscriminately). That's the only lucid dream I can remember.

Dream that was a combination of the Giver, James Bond, Star Wars, and C&C: RA2.  :P Everyone lived in domes and wore beige jumpsuits. We were outside having a picnic when some air raid sirens went off, and everyone but me ran indoors. I went off on a trail through the -European- forest and walked by three military bases, stylized after those from the RA2 game. They all had large walls out front with ore refineries right up front. I continued walking down the trail, into a now Amazonian/African style forest (think the Yavin moon from Star Wars) and got into a vine-covered x-wing and flew away (in a scene that looked strangely like something from the movie). I flew somewhere (no idea where) and parked a few hundred yards away from a Nazi parade. I now had a tuxedo on, FYI. I disguised myself as a Nazi and joined the parade, and as I was walking a small boy from WWII-era Europe looked at me and declared I was a spy. Then I woke up.

One nightmare I had involved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles climbing out of my poster of them and dancing around my bed in the dark, and sneering at me.

Another involved the Swamp Thing dragging me all the way from my room, past my father and uncle (who stared blankly) and dragging me into the pitch black basement. This is why I'm afraid of the dark.

Another nightmare involved WWII-era Japanese soldiers invading my street during the late afternoon/sunset and taking over my house. One that looked very familiar (like a plastic army-man I had) was shooting a mortar on my front steps, and several held my family hostage at bayonet-point. I tried to do something, they captured me, and that was it.

That's it for now, until I go into some more detailed stuff.  :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on January 09, 2007, 01:41:02 am
Ok if anyone is good at analysing dreams here, try this one:

Me and my best friend, who i've been friends with for nearly 13 years now, are outside in my back garden and we have a huge pile of rotting tomatos and what we are doing is throwing them like steilhand grandes onto the neighbour's conservatory and each time they hit the conservatory a huge psychadelic ripple explodes out of them and laces the sky in the colours, i've never had so much fun :o
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on January 09, 2007, 01:43:30 am
Ok if anyone is good at analysing dreams here, try this one:

Me and my best friend, who i've been friends with for nearly 13 years now, are outside in my back garden and we have a huge pile of rotting tomatos and what we are doing is throwing them like steilhand grandes onto the neighbour's conservatory and each time they hit the conservatory a huge psychadelic ripple explodes out of them and laces the sky in the colours, i've never had so much fun :o

I wanna do that now.  :(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on January 09, 2007, 01:56:50 am
I have a much better one which i may explain tomorrow if i can be bothered
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on January 09, 2007, 01:57:56 am
Freud says they all mean you want to have sex with your mother.

He never lets the details get in the way.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 09, 2007, 02:18:55 am
Ah, flying dreams are fun.

One of my favourite dreams were related to that. It was actually more of a falling dream, but no matter. It all happened in the hotel level of Duke Nukem 3D. I was running around outside killing trying to avoid that big monster there, and at some point, I was up on the roof, and I fell off. "Oh nooooo....wait, I have a jetpack." And then I flew up and jumped off again and again and again. Great fun.

Another dream I had, once, which I really loved, was like taken out of a science fiction/conspiracy action movie. It all started out at my old high school (this was after I had finished, but I can't remember when). Something big was happening, a new organisation had been formed, and we were all chosen to become its elite soldiers or something. We were split up in two teams with great rivalry between each other, one wearing pink and the other wearing yellow, I think. I believe I was on the latter team.

Anyway, we were sent out on our first mission, to kidnap or kill some guy. Each team must have had several targets, because it consisted of at least 15 people, and there was only 3 or 4 with me on the mission I was sent to. As we were following orders, I realized that the poor victim was innocent, and that it was some test of our willingness to do whatever this organisation wanted us to do. I rebelled, probably killed off a couple of my teammates, and possibly saved the victim, though I'm not sure on either part. I manage to escape unharmed, and try to get back to school. As I do so, I meet one of my former teammates, a really good-looking girl. She's been sent to kill me. I remember her firing at me with her gun, me dodging and blocking with my sword. One of the bullets hit, but I lie to her and tell her it didn't, and so it didn't hurt me (dream logic. I love it). I can't remember what I did to her in the end, maybe I spared her life, maybe she got away, maybe she revealed herself as a spy and an opponent of the organisation. I know there was a girl like that in the dream, but I think it was another one. At any rate, I ended up with the spy girl, whether it was the former or the latter, in a room in my house, hiding from the organisations soldiers. And there the dream took a more erotic turn. I'll just fade out there, as I can't remember if anything happened after the erotic scene anyways. I kinda doubt it ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on January 09, 2007, 05:37:32 am
this isn't so much weird as it is hilarious.

but I once had a dream awhile back... when I was.. 15 or 16.. don't remember.

anyway.

I was in the shitty little mall I have back in my hometown, and I was walking around... then I saw someone who I knew was a "badguy"  and he had my dog.
I was angry.

I hop behind a pillar before he sees me.
I put down my school bag.
I put my hand into the air, fingers spread, and I say
"moon! star! power!"

and I transform into sailor moon.

ass kicking ensues.

i'm not even kidding... honest to god had this dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on January 09, 2007, 05:47:39 pm
I believe you. You are Canadian, after all.  ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on January 09, 2007, 07:38:52 pm
Nice and wonderful dreams here. Last night I saw dream which I think was erotic but I cannot remember anything more than red rubber boots from that dream. Damn!

Now I'm going to pull a Gravehill. Get yourself some milk and cookies. Or skip it. Well, at least you, Gravehill, have to read it, you owe me that  :P
Yes I do and yes I did. Nice.

Also, the amount of personal stuff and smilies would probably make me female in that gender test...
Don't know about that gender thing but it earned you one applaud from me.


Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 09, 2007, 08:19:56 pm
I know a lot about lucid dreaming. Never had one though..
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on January 09, 2007, 09:01:50 pm
I want to have one of those lucid dreams once. Anyway, this is perhaps my favorite dream:


Me and a couple of friends were inside my house when we saw something funny move outside by the moon. It was shiny and moved fast. Then we saw a fighter jet emerge, and it shot a missile towards another fighter jet, which got hit and crashed just by the house. We ran out and over to the crash site. Some construction vehicles that had been there had shifted their attention to the crash, and there was a couple of cars and other people. The jet had made a crater in the ground, and I could see the pilot, who seemed ok.
There was a bit of talk about mysterious things and creepy stuff, and then things really started to freak out. This monster came out of the forest and started eating people. Or actually, I was the monster. I wasn't me, but my attention in the dream had shifted

I walked into a building pushing a large, fiery eye wrapped in leather. It was a mall. It had a damage field consisting of little square-shaped colorful badgers which hurt me when I walked on the ground, depending on their color. It was a new mall, a large one, and I wanted to find the flavoured milk. Two guys were after me, but they didn't find me because who looks for a monster by the flavoured milk? I didn't find it. Then I pushed the eye into the storage room, and it opened, staring at me.

Somewhere around here I got some background info. There was some large evil scheme going on, my part of it was pushing the eye. Some dude named "The mysterious great phantom" or something like that had been my predecessor. His logo was a black/orange image with a bald man and a magnifying glass. He had found the eye and made it so that I found it to do the next step.

I never found out what that step was before I somehow lost and the game was restarted to the REAL beginning of my "chapter", which was me being osama bin laden running around and punching evil mermaids in an underground cavern.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 09, 2007, 09:30:17 pm
Now I'm going to pull a Gravehill.
Goodbye.

See you in a couple years.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Trias on January 09, 2007, 09:41:49 pm
Now I'm going to pull a Gravehill.
Goodbye.

See you in a couple years.


Will people refer to me as one of the ancient legends accordingly? Well, but of course I meant... you know.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Viherminttu on January 10, 2007, 03:39:20 am
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: ch3t on January 20, 2007, 10:52:57 pm
Last night I dreamt that I went to see The Blood Brothers but I went to the show a few hours early so I could stand outside round the back of the venue. When they pulled up in a golf cart i ran up to them and asked if my old band could support them that night. They said no, so out of spite I took all their boots (because they were nicer than mine) but then they wanted them back so I said I was sorry. Then I woke up.

first time i'd dreamt in a while.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on February 07, 2007, 06:22:15 am
In my dream last night I was surrounded by police. The place of incident was suburb where I lived when I was small. They sieged me at garbage shed. I managed to get away. I ran at forest, chased by police and their dogs. I managed to lose them at one rock by leaping from the edge and using one of the small trees to slow me down. I jumped and get grip of it and let it bend so I could land relatively smoothly. When I woke up I was running at nearby industrial area and thinking that they know where I live and their dogs have my scent...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on February 07, 2007, 10:16:35 am
All I remember (this was from a couple of nights ago) is:

Alien invasion.
Me flying in a bi-plane passenger plane thingy with...wooden chairs in it. That weren't attached to anything, and slid around a lot.
Massive city (I was driving along a cliff at the edge, looking down, it was kind of...scary), flooded or with manmade lakes round it...also huge buildings. Railway lines with trains that have search lights upon them pointing into the sky.
Giant building with strange tunnel complex underneath, I go and meet some guy in a house that is hidden behind a wall.

Howsabout that then, weird enough?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on February 07, 2007, 11:06:07 am
Howsabout that then, weird enough?
Yeah. Dreams are often weird. It's not the things but the atmosphere. I mean, for example your dream. There's lots of weird details but the most weird is the atmosphere itself. Best thing in sharing dreams is how one can share their atmosphere also. Dreams are fuel of soul.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 07, 2007, 11:01:23 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

i've had... oddly boring dreams lately.
I had a dream my friend came over and we had tea.
then I had a dream that I checked my gmail and my inbox was empty.
and etc.
oh glory....
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 08, 2007, 02:49:25 am
I saw teh mumppis on his Myspace. :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 08, 2007, 06:43:08 am
I saw teh mumppis on his Myspace. :D

in a dream?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 08, 2007, 11:11:24 pm
I saw teh mumppis on his Myspace. :D

in a dream?

Nope his real life one. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 09, 2007, 03:43:25 am
Pitch black. I hear breathing, heart pumping sounds, then flashes and large objects coming towards me in terrifying speed.
Then, when its so close it just forms a huge wall stretching toward endless space, the sound is getting louder and ends in a scream thats deafening.

When i wake up im REALLY fucked up.

I've been getting this a lot lately, kinda freaks me out.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 09, 2007, 04:24:02 am
Pitch black. I hear breathing, heart pumping sounds, then flashes and large objects coming towards me in terrifying speed.
Then, when its so close it just forms a huge wall stretching toward endless space, the sound is getting louder and ends in a scream thats deafening.

When i wake up im REALLY fucked up.

I've been getting this a lot lately, kinda freaks me out.

it probably means you have cancer.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on February 09, 2007, 11:20:53 am
Pitch black. I hear breathing, heart pumping sounds, then flashes and large objects coming towards me in terrifying speed.
Then, when its so close it just forms a huge wall stretching toward endless space, the sound is getting louder and ends in a scream thats deafening.

When i wake up im REALLY fucked up.

I've been getting this a lot lately, kinda freaks me out.

it probably means you have cancer.

but his cancer has aids.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Viherminttu on February 09, 2007, 12:21:05 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on February 09, 2007, 12:49:46 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Exciting, not disturbing.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on February 09, 2007, 05:16:13 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Exciting, not disturbing.

Or just kinda weird.

I had a dream where I had a large length of string wrapped around my teeth, but I didn't know because it was hidden under my gums. Then when I felt a bit in between my front teeth, I pulled it, and it slowly unraveled. I asked "what the hell is this?" and then I woke up because my girlfriend called me.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 09, 2007, 06:52:22 pm
Pitch black. I hear breathing, heart pumping sounds, then flashes and large objects coming towards me in terrifying speed.
Then, when its so close it just forms a huge wall stretching toward endless space, the sound is getting louder and ends in a scream thats deafening.

When i wake up im REALLY fucked up.

I've been getting this a lot lately, kinda freaks me out.

it probably means you have cancer.

but his cancer has aids.
o0o. Then i suppose the cancer will die of aids, so partyy !
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 09, 2007, 07:18:33 pm
Indeed it will.

Also, I have seen pictures of the Mummpis! He's never been in my dreams, though.

Unlike Gaijin, VisionThing and MYM. And possibly refic, but he must have had a made up look.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 09, 2007, 07:49:04 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Exciting, not disturbing.

Or just kinda weird.

I had a dream where I had a large length of string wrapped around my teeth, but I didn't know because it was hidden under my gums. Then when I felt a bit in between my front teeth, I pulled it, and it slowly unraveled. I asked "what the hell is this?" and then I woke up because my girlfriend called me.

I used to have recuring dreams about my teeth falling out.
happened for years and years when I was younger.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 09, 2007, 08:32:57 pm
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Exciting, not disturbing.

Or just kinda weird.

I had a dream where I had a large length of string wrapped around my teeth, but I didn't know because it was hidden under my gums. Then when I felt a bit in between my front teeth, I pulled it, and it slowly unraveled. I asked "what the hell is this?" and then I woke up because my girlfriend called me.

I used to have recuring dreams about my teeth falling out.
happened for years and years when I was younger.
Had that some times as well, its really fucked up, you try to catch them and they keep slipping away and you feel all kinds of rubble in your mounth... ack.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Trias on February 10, 2007, 03:18:03 am
hm, I had that, too...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 10, 2007, 03:48:25 am
i had a weird dream about masu last night... mumppis was in it

have you seen a picture of Mumppis?
did you make up a mumppis in your dream? or did the dream take place on the forums?

ive seen a photo of mumppis's ass. thats about it. i made up a dream-mumppis. how disturbing is that
Exciting, not disturbing.

Or just kinda weird.

I had a dream where I had a large length of string wrapped around my teeth, but I didn't know because it was hidden under my gums. Then when I felt a bit in between my front teeth, I pulled it, and it slowly unraveled. I asked "what the hell is this?" and then I woke up because my girlfriend called me.

I used to have recuring dreams about my teeth falling out.
happened for years and years when I was younger.
Had that some times as well, its really fucked up, you try to catch them and they keep slipping away and you feel all kinds of rubble in your mounth... ack.


yeah, exactly!
I always feel the teeth in my mouth and it feels like they rotted and fell apart and I'm trying to push the bits out with my tongue...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Trezker on February 10, 2007, 11:17:11 am
I've seen mummpis IRL, beat that if you can.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on February 10, 2007, 12:02:12 pm
I've seen mummpis IRL, beat that if you can.

I haven't seen him.

I WIN!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 10, 2007, 06:21:28 pm
I've seen mummpis IRL, beat that if you can.

I haven't seen him.

I WIN!

pwn
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 10, 2007, 09:54:06 pm
I've seen mummpis IRL, beat that if you can.
Ohhh you might hurt his feelings  :(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 10, 2007, 10:44:05 pm
Beat mummpis? That's not very nice.

Also, mummpis will beat you, because he is mummpis.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 11, 2007, 07:28:42 am
Beat mummpis? That's not very nice.

Also, mummpis will beat you, because he is mummpis.

do you think that, for Mummpis, stumbling upon this bit of conversation would be insulting, or flattering?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 11, 2007, 10:55:33 am
I am not sure. I suppose he should take it in a flattering way. I did not mean what I said as an insult, that's for sure, and I doubt Trezker did either.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Trezker on February 11, 2007, 01:40:59 pm
 ::)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 11, 2007, 04:33:05 pm
Speaking of the mumppmeister, we must be being good because I haven't seen a locked topic in a couple of days.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on February 13, 2007, 01:49:38 am
Speaking of the mumppmeister, we must be being good because I haven't seen a locked topic in a couple of days.

le gasp.

ce nes pas possible! (bad french grammar, nyar!)

and on topic:

I had a dream last night that a FREAKY wooden spider was terrorizing me.  It only had 4 legs and they looked like scorpion stingers, except they were made of wood.
the 4 legs went to the center that looked like a black discus with a picture of a skull on it, except, uh,
the spider would curl its legs upwards and form a jug-like shape, then spin to move and come towards me, making a jack-in-the-box type sound while coming.  When it would get there it would latch to my feet and press its stinger/legs into my upper shins and cause immense pain.

it was kind of horrifying...

edit: off topic:  While reading over my post to make sure it was clean of mistakes, I was thinking of karma... then realised I could applaud MYSELF.  Then I got over there to do it and it wasn't there and I realised that i'm an idiot.

woop!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Outboundlight on February 13, 2007, 02:06:47 am
Yes. You are a fool.

A fool with freaky assed fucking dreams. If I have that dream tonight, I'm gonna kill you.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on February 13, 2007, 10:07:54 am
I was on...a trip, presumably with a school. Some kind of nature camping trip thing. Anyway...all I remember after that is running around a ruined city being chased by some kind of albino dinosaur monster that spat onto the ground to hatch tiny eggs into baby dinosaur monsters.

There were also some quality platforming sections involving something that looked like a mario kart with someone I knew in it. And giant trampolines.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: XooX on February 13, 2007, 11:57:20 am
I dreamed once that i had deepfrozen kittens in a box, then i took the box out of the freezer and were going to cut their claws..
I accedently cut their pawns off so i put the kittens back in the box and i woke up :/
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 13, 2007, 01:01:37 pm
O-kay.



Well i wish i was sleeping. I'm at school now and im TIRED
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on February 13, 2007, 09:02:42 pm
i had this dream in my summer vacation.
I dreamed that my alarm clock started to beep and i smashed it. then i woke up to all that noise that clock made tubling on the floor. I put it back on the table and fell back into sleep... then I saw that same dream again and smashed it harder and then again i woke up because the clock fell and made lots of noise
i almost broke it  :-\
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 14, 2007, 01:43:15 am
i had this dream in my summer vacation.
I dreamed that my alarm clock started to beep and i smashed it. then i woke up to all that noise that clock made tubling on the floor. I put it back on the table and fell back into sleep... then I saw that same dream again and smashed it harder and then again i woke up because the clock fell and made lots of noise
i almost brokke it  :-\
Ohhhh i have those dreams aswell, where you wake up, breakfast, shower, and go to school but then .. you wake up !
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on February 14, 2007, 01:54:20 am
I hate dreaming that I have to go to school during vacation. I always panic in the dreams since I don't have my homework done. =[
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on February 20, 2007, 01:35:53 pm
I had this really wierd, or okay, not wierd, but just, scary wierd...

I dreamed that I was somewhere, not at school, but about 200 people from school were there, and somehow a Zombie virus had comed, and there were some zombies here and there, but you could not really notice.

So I walk around and ask everyone in a classroom(there were no class though, but they thought that there were) if they had been bitten by a zombie, and like 5-6 persons raise their hand and mumbles; "Aw sweet! Lets say that we have been bitten so we can skip this class!" And I keep trying to tell them that this is really important to know who has been bitten and not, and that there is no class, so no point to fake... But somehow they don't listen, though one of them lower his hand. And after I have spent like 30min of whining about telling them not to fake and all that.

I start to walk in another room, and in there, there is something(Can't remember, I think it was radiocars, those big ones). And there is a door too, so I open it and there is a pretty long stair down where all my classmates are, they look almost like prisoners, but anyway, I tell them that my close friends can come up, about 5 of them, and we start to ride in the cars, but I can't even sit before it changes, suddenly I am at a beach and looks up at the school.

The door is 5meters away from me. Then I see LOADS of zombies walking towards me, you know that really slow walk that only zombies can do, and I panic, and I see this axe, so I pick it up, and suddenly all my friends are behind me with weapons and starts to shoot and attack the zombies, though I see like 2 meters away, there is all of them from school that is an ass to me, is being eaten by zombies, and eventually becomes one, so I rush over there and kill them all.

And after that, I am being awoken by the sound of my dad going to the toilet, and eventually wakes me.

And one thing I have noticed, I don't know if it is like that for you people, but for me sometimes, when I am at total coma, the whole dream can have sounds and nice grafics, not like when you daydream or just has gone to bed. No this is so diffrent, its so cool, BUT, IT CAN BE INTERUPTED BY EVEN THE SMALLEST SOUND. And if you move a little, whoosh, its gone.

Oh, another thing, this was acctually a dream I could not controll, though I can controll every other, I can change the whole dream if I want. This was the first dream I could not control in over 5 month... Its cool to be able to control your own dreams. Can you do that? Just wondering if everyone can or if it is me that have superior intellect than you... :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on April 18, 2007, 10:28:15 pm
*casts Lesser Thread Resurrection yet again*

So, time for another Weird Dream story, this one happened last night:

For some reason or other, I was back in the army. We were in my hometown near my apartment at the outskirts during an exercise or something, when suddenly we got word that terrorists had invaded the town center. Me and a few others were sent out to intercept them and beat them back, which we did in the middle of a long downhill slope leading to the town center. When we returned to the others I decided to make a detour and evacuate my mother and little brother, who lives nearby, and take them back to the army camp. No sooner said than done, and we ended up using my mother's car to get back to the camp. When we got there, however, we discovered that everyone had left to establish a new camp and that the place (which for some reason was at a local gas station) was now occupied by some armed teenagers who wanted to fight the terrorists. We drove off again to search for my company, and on the way we somehow found ourselves driving a military Geländewagen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mercedes-Benz_Geländewagen_Norwegian_military_fq.jpg). After we met some friends of mine who decided to join us (those Geländewagens can take up to 10 people with a little squeezing), I woke up and was thoroughly disappointed that the dream had ended :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 18, 2007, 11:03:28 pm
I hate dreaming that I have to go to school during vacation. I always panic in the dreams since I don't have my homework done. =[
Man, if one of my friends would say that i'd be like o.0
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 19, 2007, 12:26:17 am
I dream, a lot. A lot of the time, it's about old memories. ( Some bad, Some good ) So I kind of like the fact that when I dream, It helps me remember things I don't ever want to forget.

Lately, I've been having one special reoccuring dream. It relates to a memory, but... Some of it, I just don't understand.

It's raining really heavily, and it starts with me, ( It's me but.. It's not me. ) collapsed on the ground, crying to myself, surrounded by corpses. I'm all beat and cut up, and look half dead. So I stand up, and I look around, and it's like... a battlefield. Thousands of corpses, all torn and mangled. It looks like.. a complete Genocide of the human race, with no mercy shown, not even for the most innocent of infants. I don't know what happened, Who did it, or Why it happened. All I know is, I had a big part to play in it. And while I'm staring at the horror in front of me, an arm wraps around my waist and cradles me against someone's torso. I smile, and close my eyes, and when I open them again, I'm hugging this person back, and I'm no longer in that hellish place before. I'm home. Not my home where I live at in real life, But I place I knew of a long time ago, and always dreamed to live there. It's a beautiful place. It's pretty much a mansion, up on top of a hill. Around most of the land is forest, all covered in snow. There's snow everywhere, falling from the sky, and stacked on the ground, the trees. Everwhere. It's like.. midnight, and the moon is full and bright, and it's light is cascading everything. And it's so beautiful, I can't even describe it. The person I'm hugging, he's an older version of someone I lost a long time ago. Someone I was in love with, but then he was taken from me. We're standing in the woods, near the edge of the trees, so you can just see the house and everything. I look up at his face, and I start crying again, and just bury my face in his chest and huggle him. He whispers something in my ear, but I can't hear what he says. He stops hugging me, and rests his hands on my shoulders, and says something else, but I still can't hear him. Out of nowhere, the blad of a scythe erupts from my stomach, caked in blood. Then I see someone behind me; a monster? No, a demon. He has the body of a human. His skin is dark blue,,and his hair is black. And he's got a sick smirk on his face, showing off one of his fangs. He'll whisper, "You're mine now, Annie." And then tear out the scythe from my body as I fall to my knees, and look up at my special someone, and he says: "I'm sorry." and starts to cry. I reach my hand out to him, and then... he disappears. And then I wake up.

I don't know. :\  I get it at least twice a year.  But whatever. Kinda retarded. Kinda cool.
 
..I've never had a naked dream, You know, being nude in front of people, which seems to surprise everyone.

I used to have these porcelain creepy dolls in my room, and I'd have nightmares that they'd come to life and try to kill me. xD

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on April 19, 2007, 01:41:12 am

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\


You find it odd to have sex dreams even though you're a virgin? How peculiar...

Maybe that's a deep rooted difference between the male and female species. Or maybe you're just completely infatuated with someone and want his babies.





Aaaaanyway, last dream I even remotely remember involved....an electric, battery powered helicopter, a task to fly across an ocean, and the pilot being a retard (Howz do I go up lols?). We had to stop on an island halfway across, which turns out to be my original home (Maybe I'm homesick...).
Also, on the way out to sea, we fly through a valley, and in the cliffs, there're giant carving of Lenin's and Stalin's faces. I have absolutely no idea why.

Most of my other dreams I recall a bit seem to be post apocalyptic/action/military/really freaking cool. Yays!

I also seem to have wonderful dreams involving tragic accidents and girls I seem to fancy...which I presume is because I'm an over emotional fool and get attached to people annoyingly easily. But anyway...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 19, 2007, 02:09:34 am

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\


You find it odd to have sex dreams even though you're a virgin? How peculiar...

Maybe that's a deep rooted difference between the male and female species. Or maybe you're just completely infatuated with someone and want his babies.

Well, right now, I AM infatuated with someone. But.. I'm having sex ( IN MY DREAMS ) with different people, none of which are the one I'm obsessed with. I don't know why. I never used to be like this. :\ I've been really horny lately, too. ( LET'S BE MATURE ABOUT THIS, KIDDOS. ) Like, ever since spring started. I've no idea why. Maybe I'm.. BLOOMING INTO A WOMAN.

But no, seriously.

No idea why.

Oh and Shaun, no, you're not the one I'm infatuated with. So. Don't get your hopes,
among other things, up. <3
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 02:19:55 am

..I've never had a naked dream, You know, being nude in front of people, which seems to surprise everyone.

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\


I can't remember having had a naked dream either. That is, one of those uncomfortable dreams where you forget to dress or something. It's probably because it's not something that freaks me out. For example, when I was younger (like, grade school) I didn't always bother to find a place to hide if I was on the beach and about to change into swimgear. Nowadays, I do, mostly to spare others the sight. For some reason, they don't think a naked man is very proper at the beach. I'd probably make a good nudist, though I'm not particularly inclined towards it.

Sex dreams are normal. They come and go, and are probably more common if you're not having sex. Some of my best sex dreams have come after longer periods of doing nothing sexual (it's rather amazing what not masturbating for a week can do. I almost decided, a couple of times, to start doing it less for more fun when I did it).

So the question is: Have you pleasured yourself enough lately? (no need to answer that to anybody but yourself. And I can't really speak for women on that subject, I'm just supposing that sexual energy builds up in you as well)

Also, horniness is a good thing (if there's not too much of it). I do believe that not being in connection with your sexual side (that is, repressing it) is a rather unhealthy thing to be. And, well, it's spring. Spring has that effect. I've felt it myself many times (though not yet, this spring. It's still snowing up here!).

Okay, so that wasn't very well written. Confusing even myself a bit. But I'm sick and tired (literally. Caught a cold and it's bedtime).

Oh, and Tal, was I in that dream?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 19, 2007, 02:30:48 am

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\


You find it odd to have sex dreams even though you're a virgin? How peculiar...

Maybe that's a deep rooted difference between the male and female species. Or maybe you're just completely infatuated with someone and want his babies.

Well, right now, I AM infatuated with someone. But.. I'm having sex ( IN MY DREAMS ) with different people, none of which are the one I'm obsessed with. I don't know why. I never used to be like this. :\ I've been really horny lately, too. ( LET'S BE MATURE ABOUT THIS, KIDDOS. ) Like, ever since spring started. I've no idea why. Maybe I'm.. BLOOMING INTO A WOMAN.

But no, seriously.

No idea why.

Oh and Shaun, no, you're not the one I'm infatuated with. So. Don't get your hopes,
among other things, up. <3

Yeah, you aint infatuated with me but I'm the one you're dreaming about, right? XD
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 03:03:21 am
You dirty young man.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 19, 2007, 03:15:27 am
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.

And I masturbate, a lot. I'm really open with my sexuality and stuff, so I don't really care if you guys know. oO; But yeah. A LOT. At least twice a night since spring. Blargh. I don't know. And I understood what you wrote.

You need to get to bed, mister! No online foruming while you're sick.

The first sex dream I ever had was around New Years, I think. And I started masturbating years ago. They are just hitting me now, though. Constantly.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on April 19, 2007, 04:46:31 am
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.


you pretty much should just never tell a guy about this. it only ends in tears.

same with "I just got out of the shower!"

brain: *shower = naked = imagination = AROUSE* and before you know it we can't get your nakedness out of our minds..
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 19, 2007, 05:28:56 am
Meh, He already knew.

xD And I cammed for him in a towel before after I got out of the shower. Lawl. I feel like such a slut.

: D He didn't see anything though!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on April 19, 2007, 06:26:28 am
i am both envious and so very very sorry for him..
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 19, 2007, 11:30:52 am
I had pretty strange dream last night. There was this man with blond hair who was after me (no, it was not Arvid). I could not get rid of him, no matter how I escaped. I tried running, driving a car, hiding in buildings and so on. Finally he chased me into the third floor of some parking hall. In that point I realized he was driving me deliberately there from the start. In that floor there was tall man with black trench coat, two of his bodyguards and three wild bulls running around. I managed to avoid bulls but when blond man arrived I knew that my time had come, it was going to be show which would end in my death. Blond man was unstoppable. Black man and his bodyguards stand there silently, watching. I ran around that floor trying to find escape but blast doors were closed and there was no escape. In that point my wife woke me to help in our family's morning rituals...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 01:49:00 pm
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.

And I masturbate, a lot. I'm really open with my sexuality and stuff, so I don't really care if you guys know. oO; But yeah. A LOT. At least twice a night since spring. Blargh. I don't know. And I understood what you wrote.


That's more than I do, currently.

Well, I guess it's one of those unavoidable times of horniness. Just welcome it, because you can have a lot of fun if it's not too inconvinient. It'll go away in time, and then you might miss it.

As for towel-webcaming, that's almost as bad as showing. We men have very active imaginations, you know. You could just as well have shown him.

Slut.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 19, 2007, 01:56:33 pm
Slut.

Says the guy who's more than happy to cam with me

EDIT: Gay.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 02:07:34 pm
Hey, you were making art.

And in any case, I didn't have a cam, so I'm not a slut or anything.

Cam-whore.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 19, 2007, 02:47:07 pm
Hey, you were making art.

And in any case, I didn't have a cam, so I'm not a slut or anything.

Cam-whore.

You were masturbating that whole time, especially when i was doing the one of your picture

Slut.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 03:09:29 pm
Huh? How does that make me a slut?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 19, 2007, 03:23:26 pm
I was just generally calling you one


I dreamt last night about a talking snake and i chatted to it for hours, it seemed to be my subconscious mind, then before i woke up little worms that also talked ate their way through the snake and were coming out of his eyes and just generally laughing at the brutality they caused

EDITED MYSELF DUE TO APPAULING ENGLISH
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 19, 2007, 04:27:02 pm
Oh, well, in that case I can't really protest.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 20, 2007, 10:29:03 am
Stick it to the man, torp !
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 20, 2007, 03:58:55 pm
Torp IS the man.

He should stick him to itself?

That some kind of new-age men masturbation? D:

I had a dream that I was on the forums and my computer exploded. It made, NO SENSE at all.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 20, 2007, 04:25:43 pm
You had a dream where you and shaun were having sex?
You masturbate twice a day right? I hope that particular dream has no relation :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 20, 2007, 05:20:53 pm
You had a dream where you and shaun were having sex?
You masturbate twice a day right? I hope that particular dream has no relation :P


: D Nah. Dun worry.

Just 'cause I have 'em doesn't mean I like 'em.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 20, 2007, 06:56:34 pm
Yeah, like americans
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 20, 2007, 07:53:58 pm
-Eyes her Karma and 121 posts-

Hrm... o: I think SOME people like me.

You know you love me, Rad. I love you too, darling.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Caranfin on April 20, 2007, 08:00:20 pm
I had a weird dream today. It was much more detailed and logical than most of my dreams, which surprised me. I'm going to try to explain the dream as well as I can, so this post might turn out a bit long...

It started with me sneaking around in a large castle, mostly medieval looking but with a bunch of machines ranging from the crude and noisy steam-powered stuff in the lower levels to the futuristic looking exoskeletons most of the guards higher up had on them. The atmosphere and most of the steam machines were very much alike the Thief-games by Looking Glass Studios.

After a while of creeping in the shadows and avoiding guards I came to a rusty iron elevator in the corner of a large garden-like room with stone walls, lots of different kinds of plants all over the place and a glass ceiling with lots of large lamps, all turned off for the night. I stepped into the elevator and saw a series of large square-shaped buttons on a metal plate that was hanging from the ceiling on a series of coloured wires. I pushed the topmost button, it made a curious cracking sound and the plate clanged against the wall behind it. The elevator lurched upwards, made a cracking noise, and stopped. Then the door closed with a jerk, making a small part of the rusty wall next to it fall off. After a few seconds of metallic noises, the elevator continued upwards. I pressed myself into a corner next to the door on the wall-side of the elevator in case someone was looking at that direction when it got to it's destination.

Some fifty meters higher the elevator suddenly stopped and the door I was hiding next to creaked open. I stepped through the door into a corridor going left along the side of the wall for about fifteen meters, then turning right. There was a wooden wall in the stone wall on the right side at about halfway to the turn. The left wall was a glass window. I started walking softly along the corridor and a few steps later the elevator made a clanking noise and started downwards again. When I had almost reached the turn in the corridor, I heard the clanging sound of the metal-plated feet and the whirring of servosystems belonging to one of the castle's elite guard. I quickly backtracked, but just after I passed the wooden door the lights of the garden went on outside the window and the elevator started clanking again, indicating that it was coming up. I quickly opened the door and ducked inside.

I found myself crouched next to a wooden hip-high cooking table in a partly lit kitchen type room. I peeked over the table, and realised there was someone coming towards me diagonally from the left with a mean looking cooking knife in his hand. I quickly dropped on all fours and moved quickly to the right along the side of the table until I got to the gap between the table and a wall. I waited there until the man was passing the table on it's other side, then continued along the wall and climbed into what I thought was an oven with a funnel, but was really a food lift used to transport food to the castle lord's apartment a few levels higher and to the great hall quite far below, as I realised when I found out the shaft didn't have a floor. Luckily, I managed to avoid falling down by clinging to a crack in the stone wall. As I was hanging from the wall, I somehow realised the reason for me being in the castle: I was supposed to assassinate the lord of the castle. I started climbing upwards to my target.

A long climb later, I emerged from the shaft into a dark futuristic looking dining room. I snuck to the ordinary wooden door on the other side and opened it slightly so I could see to the other side. There was a large hall with three high glass walls and a glass ceiling there. The floor was covered with a soft purple carpet. There was a man alone in the middle of the room, facing the huge wooden double doors on one of the glass walls with his back turned to me. As soon as I realised that I was looking at my target, I slipped through the doorway and pulled my dagger. Sneaking up on my target was surprisingly easy, as was slitting his throat. I let the dagger fall on the floor with his body. Before I got the chance to move, however, there was a great noise from the other side of the double door, and I saw lots of guards running at me along the glass bridge outside it, every one of them had their longswords out, and I could make out the forms of cannon-robots coming behind them. I turned around, found that the door to the dining room wasn't there anymore and the only door in the room was a blast door straight opposite to the double doors. I ran to it, and it opened with a hiss. I ran through the door to a smallish room with a round table in the middle of it, a couple of windows about three meters above the floor on the other side, and no doors in sight. I spurted towards the wall with the windows, vaulted over the table, kicked off the wall to gain upwards momentum, succeeded in grabbing the lower part of one of the windows, opened the window and climbed through onto a narrow ledge on the side of the enormous tower. I started running along the ledge to the left, and just when I reached the nearest corner, the wall exploded sending me flying on top of nothing. I fell a long time and finally crashed through a glass ceiling into a huge dinner table with lots of finely clad people. That's when I woke up.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 20, 2007, 08:07:49 pm
These posts should really come with a Gravehill warning

+1 though, i could see every little bit that happened
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on April 21, 2007, 12:37:27 am
Nice dream. :D

I dreamt something this morning, though I can't remember what anymore. But I do remember that yesterday, I had a sexual dream, which is at most the third I've ever had that I can remember. It was a bit funny, though. There was this room with lots of chicks in it, a harem of sorts. Not mine, though. Yet there was this chick who supposedly wanted me to "stuff my <some odd word> into her cervix". At that time, I really had no idea in the dream nor in a conscious state what the heck a cervix was. I just wiki'd it and it surprised me that it is in fact relevant. My subconsciousness must've known somehow. The word she used for my penis (supposedly?), though, was probably unrelated and perhaps not even existant in the english language. Anyway, I also remember that at some point she walked across a pool with her butt just above the water. She said it was supposed to warm up her cervix.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 21, 2007, 01:38:23 am
Damn those dreams! Caranfin and Ceraptor : +1... Very interesting dreams!

I had some weird dream just couple of nights ago. I tried to write it here but somehow it vanished.

In my dream there was this blond guy who was chasing me. I was running through streets (mostly abandoned), escaping by car and underground system and tried hiding in buildings. He was unstoppable. Finally I ended up in parking hall's third floor where there was man with black trench coat, two of his bodyguards and three bulls (yes, those with horns and stuff) running around. I escaped bulls and managed to shot them down by shotgun I obtained from some car nearby (apparently it was black coated man's limo). As the last bull went down I realized that blond guy's purpose was to chase me there and it was not going to end well. It was meant as show and I was going to be some sort of ritual sacrifice for those guys... Soon the guy came forward, I pointed shotgun into his chest, pulled the trigger and BOOM I shot him. He did not even stop. His leather jacket swept from the blast, part of his shirt ripped apart and his clothes were smoking but there was no sign of real damage to blond guy himself. He just kept on walking and I panicked. I threw shotgun away and tried to find the way out. Blast doors were closed, there was no windows... I know I was doomed. I could not escape. Just then my wife woke me up for our family's morning rituals.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on April 21, 2007, 06:48:08 am
I had a dream I got angry at school and beat up some freshman, while my next door-neighbor was dressed as the virgin Mary and walking in a procession by me.

I also had a dream I was a janitor's assistant at my old elementary school, and I had a beige jacket.

Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 21, 2007, 03:03:21 pm
beige jacket.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 21, 2007, 06:38:49 pm
-Eyes her Karma and 121 posts-

Hrm... o: I think SOME people like me.

You know you love me, Rad. I love you too, darling.

You're a girl on a forum full of guys, telling about her nightly escapades and webcamming half naked in the middle of the night.
Am i missing something or :)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 21, 2007, 07:22:18 pm
I'm actually suprised she has positive karma. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 21, 2007, 08:08:32 pm
I'm actually suprised she has positive karma. :P

Yeah, me too, actually.

But I'm going to stop being such an annoying, immature little slut all the time, anyways. :\

I know of quite a number of people on here that get aggravated by it.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 21, 2007, 08:53:37 pm
I'm actually suprised she has positive karma. :P

Yeah, me too, actually.

But I'm going to stop being such an annoying, immature little slut all the time, anyways. :\

I know of quite a number of people on here that get aggravated by it.

Nah, its all good, this forum is for people, all sizes and colours, or well. You know what i mean.

Be who you are, or rather, don't change because of us. (In a negative manner :))

I just wanted to point out that girls in general are more loved than a beer drinking guy who sprouts random crap all the time.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 21, 2007, 09:12:05 pm
I just wanted to point out that girls in general are more loved than a beer drinking guy who sprouts random crap all the time.
/me looks around and waits for the nearby people to turn their backs to him. He then steals Rad's quote.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on April 21, 2007, 11:09:11 pm
I'm actually suprised she has positive karma. :P

Yeah, me too, actually.

But I'm going to stop being such an annoying, immature little slut all the time, anyways. :\

I know of quite a number of people on here that get aggravated by it.


Don't stop or change at all. I am strangely attracted to girls who openly admit how often they masturbate <3
























(Insert awkward silence here.)

Come to think of it, I've never heard a girl talk about masturbation before (Well, there is this one , apparently, largish bi chick on some forum that seems to be quite fond of her collection of sex toys, and likes to talk about her lesbianish adventures. But that's another story.). That's quite odd.


What? Odd dreams? I'll see what I can cook up tonight.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 22, 2007, 12:15:08 am
Well, tonight for me is gonna be one big, hazy dream, mwahhar

*pours Jack Daniels in mouth*
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 22, 2007, 01:11:54 am
I'm actually suprised she has positive karma. :P

Yeah, me too, actually.

But I'm going to stop being such an annoying, immature little slut all the time, anyways. :\

I know of quite a number of people on here that get aggravated by it.


Don't stop or change at all. I am strangely attracted to girls who openly admit how often they masturbate <3

xD!

I love you too, hon.  <3  I'm not half as bad on here as I can get on msn, though. :\

...

Man, I have a bad habit of making myself sound like a slut. I'm honestly not, though. And... I'm the first girl who's talked about how she masturbates that isn't bi/lesbian? : D

I'm just perverted to the max. [:

BUT, back on the topic of dreams. I didn't dream last night. </3 It made me sad. Well, at least, I didn't remember my dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: yas‮ on April 22, 2007, 02:27:28 am
i find myself dreaming about a nuclear armageddon pretty often... and i don't think it's strange in any way.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 22, 2007, 02:36:09 am
I've actually had some pretty scary dreams about bombs and nukes etc, and paranoia of stuff of the sort. Usually it's something along the lines of 'if i saw a nuke in the distance would i have enough time to shout to my family that i love them?' ;_;
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: yas‮ on April 22, 2007, 03:16:55 am
Mine were actually a bit different - if there would be a confirmed nuke strike/end of the world/whatever, would (and if it would, then how ?) my family survive it? How would we all look together after the catastrophe or even in the afterlife? Would we be the same loving family like before, or our binds would be even stronger?

Though, i'm not dreaming much lately, probably because i don't sleep too much. I fall asleep at 1-3AM and must wake up 6AM - schoolboy's life. On weekends i sleep a bit longer - up to 1PM, but the problem is I live in a small flat, my sister is a badass and my hearing is really sensitive - and when she shouts or talks loud... damn, sometimes i think about preparing some sharp knives under my pillow.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on April 22, 2007, 02:47:26 pm
First had a strange fairytale type dream with a Bloodthirster as the hero. Then that I was part of earth's military, fighting an invasion by two groups of aliens. Oh, and other people. With a bright golden APC.

All this took place on my keyboard.

Fairly normal, compared to what I've seen above. 'least Shaun wasn't involved. =]
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 23, 2007, 03:58:36 pm
I had a dream the other week that the town I attend school in was hit my a meteor, and the entire place erupted in flame.

And then... I don't know why but our entire town started getting flooded. <<;

...
Fairly normal, compared to what I've seen above. 'least Shaun wasn't involved. =]

SCREW YOU, SPIKE.

D:
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on April 23, 2007, 07:35:21 pm
i had this dream last night where my teeth began to come off, and the teeth that fell of were huge in comparison to the others. and in the dream i asked my mom why my teeth are falling off and she said its completely normal..  :P

i tell you those teeth were HUGE to be human teeths... they were about 3cm in lenght. and sharp
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 23, 2007, 07:44:30 pm
i had this dream last night where my teeth began to come off, and the teeth that fell of were huge in comparison to the others. and in the dream i asked my mom why my teeht are falling off and she said its completely normal..  :P

i tell you those teeth were HUGE to be human teeths... they were about 3cm in lenght. and sharp

The demon inside you is trying to spring out.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 23, 2007, 08:02:45 pm
I had a weird dream, but i was half awake or something ?

It was my mentor in class screaming at me and insulting me for being a bad student, it was really weird.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on April 23, 2007, 08:08:47 pm
I had a weird dream, but i was half awake or something ?

It was my mentor in class screaming at me and insulting me for being a bad student, it was really weird.


Were you half-asleep in his class at the time?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 23, 2007, 08:24:41 pm
I had a weird dream, but i was half awake or something ?

It was my mentor in class screaming at me and insulting me for being a bad student, it was really weird.


Were you half-asleep in his class at the time?
Good one ! Actually, no, but it did give me the jolt i needed to get up :)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on April 23, 2007, 08:59:15 pm
i had this dream last night where my teeth began to come off, and the teeth that fell of were huge in comparison to the others. and in the dream i asked my mom why my teeht are falling off and she said its completely normal..  :P

i tell you those teeth were HUGE to be human teeths... they were about 3cm in lenght. and sharp

The demon inside you is trying to spring out.
could be... i have been feelin quite infernal recently.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 23, 2007, 09:12:26 pm
i had this dream last night where my teeth began to come off, and the teeth that fell of were huge in comparison to the others. and in the dream i asked my mom why my teeht are falling off and she said its completely normal..  :P

i tell you those teeth were HUGE to be human teeths... they were about 3cm in lenght. and sharp

The demon inside you is trying to spring out.
could be... i have been feelin quite infernal recently.

Have you had fantasies of ripping someone's throat out with your own maw, feeling their flesh rip and tear beneath the force of your teeth and taste their sweat and blood on your lips, as you pulled away and watched them choke to death on their very life force which had been keeping them alive their entire life and was now ironically sending them to their doom as their naked chest became stained red.

Or is that just me?

: D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 23, 2007, 09:14:13 pm
Sometimes i really think you're making stuff up.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on April 23, 2007, 09:16:30 pm
Maybe because I am? <_<;;

I may be demented sometimes, but I don't fantasize about such things.  Silly kid.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 23, 2007, 09:49:25 pm
No. I mean in general.
But I'm not going into it here.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on April 23, 2007, 10:59:57 pm
Right. So today I dreamt that I was sleeping on a knife. Turns out I'd rolled on my keys.

Next.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 24, 2007, 09:57:12 am
I only got static tonight. The cable was out.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on April 24, 2007, 10:19:27 am
yeah i got static too last night..

quess the international dream processor had a crash last night
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on April 24, 2007, 10:22:58 am
I had dreams....one of them involved watching a game being played on a PC. It was in 3d and had somethign to do with trying out a new graphics card. Untill I went into the game (which was some kind of RTS). Someone got brutally murdered in single combat by a spearman - stabbed through the stomach, both eyes burst and then impaled onto a wall through their...lower....body....then some girl came and tried to rescue the guy, got her face sliced down to the skull by the guy who murdered him with a kitchen knife, but then she got the knife and killed him and went to save the guy who was brutally murdered as it turns out he was still alive. She apparently didn't mind the fact that her face was kind of like....not....very attached.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 24, 2007, 11:03:16 am
Dude. o.0
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on April 24, 2007, 11:27:58 am
ooo... I've had one of those killing dreams too. it was short though...  i think that this dream were possibly placed in the world war II. so in the dream i snugged myself onto somekind of car and dragged on the side of it (don't know how) then i realized that the driver was a nazi german. I leaped at the driver and stabbed him in the throat with a rusty knife. As i saw the driver choking because all the blood in his throat i somehow began to feel his pain myself! and thats when i woke up
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 24, 2007, 02:12:31 pm
I had two dreams tonight, or maybe just one long that changed the subject.

The first one I can only remember one scene of. It had me jogging over some fields populated by sheep, until I came to a electrified fence, which I had to climb over (because the sheep were looking angrily at me). There were some other electrified stuff, and more shocks as well, I think.

The second one took place in a house, which at least partially was back home. It featured two girls, and I'm fuzzy on the details, but I think they both wanted sex with me, but after I gave them an orgasm, they changed their minds and didn't want to finish.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 24, 2007, 03:15:29 pm
The second one took place in a house, which at least partially was back home. It featured two girls, and I'm fuzzy on the details, but I think they both wanted sex with me, but after I gave them an orgasm, they changed their minds and didn't want to finish.

= fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap..f a  p..f..a....p *zzzzzzzzzzzz*
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 24, 2007, 03:32:38 pm
I think that deserves a +1.

Sort of sucky* sex dream, but at least I didn't wake up in the middle of it, as I tend to do.

*well, actually, that's what it lacked, but you get the point.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 24, 2007, 03:44:51 pm
Oh those dreams Torp mentioned are really good. No, not the ones with sheeps but with girls.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 24, 2007, 04:28:07 pm
Really?  :P

I always figured you for a fan of sheep. And electric wires.

I suppose the latter could be fun. Yeah, I can see uses for it. Sticks and stones, whips and chains, and all that.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 24, 2007, 05:48:47 pm
Really?  :P

I always figured you for a fan of sheep. And electric wires.

I suppose the latter could be fun. Yeah, I can see uses for it. Sticks and stones, whips and chains, and all that.
Hmmm... I think you might have really hit to something with that. Literally.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 24, 2007, 05:51:13 pm
whap?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 24, 2007, 05:54:10 pm
whap?
Big time.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 24, 2007, 05:55:13 pm
TO THE WHAPMOBILE.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 24, 2007, 06:23:53 pm
Whap pa whap pa whap pa whap pa whap pa
Whap pa whap pa whap pa whap pa whap pa
Whap paa
Whap paa

And so does the Whapman and his protegee Rubbing start their infamous whap mobile and start to hunt criminal masterminds of Gotsome city.

SPOING!

WHAPPA WHAPPA WHAPPA WHAPPA

SPRUITS!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 24, 2007, 06:32:13 pm
Sound effects as we fight crime;
"WHAP!"
"WHAPPAGE!"
"WHAPPO!"
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on April 24, 2007, 07:11:15 pm
Oh no... There comes Hoker, Whapster and Whapface! What we gonna do?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on April 24, 2007, 07:11:53 pm
Oh no... Here comes Random!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on April 24, 2007, 11:40:33 pm
Oh no... There comes Hoker, Whapster and Whapface! What we gonna do?

WHAP THEM HARD!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on April 25, 2007, 12:11:56 am
And this thread had such potential...='[
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: yas‮ on April 25, 2007, 12:30:44 am
You all are whaporized!!!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 25, 2007, 01:27:08 am
Yeah. Back to new weird dreams now!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on April 25, 2007, 04:50:59 am
Yeah. Back to new weird dreams now!

It's not new, but I had a dream I was Qui-Gon Jinn's apprentice and we went on a tour of a submerged room (a random door with a stair case next to a hedgerow led downstairs) and the very pretty (blonde, blue-eyed, had her hair in that bun-with-chopsticks style) tour guide turned out to be a vampire with very, very red eyes and very, very large fangs and a sinister grin when I asked a question and she turned to look at me. Also, the sky was red, and the ground was beige. Kinda sand-ish, but solid.

Note: I was reading many Star Wars novels about young Obi-Wan Kenobi at the time of this dream.

Also note: my dreams seem to like the color beige.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 25, 2007, 05:31:42 am
I once dreamt i dreamt, it was a boring dream
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: dialupdaemon on April 27, 2007, 01:45:59 am
I once dreamt i dreamt, it was a boring dream

No way! I've done that too.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 27, 2007, 02:01:31 pm
I had some weird dreams tonight, but unfortunately, I can't remember them.

I can, however, remember the one from yesterday. I was a pirate, after all. Or something like that. Travelled around in a small, modern boat, probably a sail yacht, with cannons. At some point, at night, we came upon a motor yacht lying quietly. There were cylons aboard, and I suggested just blowing the boat to pieces. But the captain said no, that would kill all the innocent people the cylons had kidnapped. There were, apparantly, several thousands kept under deck in that boat.

Unfortunately, I can't remember what, if anything, happened after that.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on April 27, 2007, 03:43:34 pm
I had an x-men dream last night, can't remember a lot excpet Raphael was in it (From Soul Caliber) and i had the same powers as Jean Grey
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 27, 2007, 05:31:16 pm
I'm sure you were Jean Grey.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lexx on April 28, 2007, 02:12:50 am
Then you could live that dream and finally give into Woverine's advances.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on April 28, 2007, 01:37:37 pm
Something about an airship...and someone trying to blow up the airship...but it was a huge airship. Hmmm. I can't remember most of that part very well...

But the part before I woke up, got a little fucked up (As per usual). A sort of...strike team, sent in to deal with...some guys, arrived through a large pond leading from an underwater cave to the sea. We proceeded to use our silenced weapons to kill some guys, but I must have been remembering some game with stupid AI, because the guys noticed us anyway. So one of them sounded the alarm. My team and I moved to a tent/warehouse by a gate in...the wall of the valley we were apparently in. It lead into a cave, and the alarm had called...an angry mob...of...people. Most of whom seemed to have problems with putting on enough clothes. They were all bunched together, so I lobbed in a couple of grenades, but they had approximately a 10 second timer on them, and didn't actually do anything when they 'exploded'.

Anyway, this angry mob ran past the tent thing I was in, to attack one of my squad members who was outside. They kind of...dragged him towards the pond, and attempted a little non-concentual ass sex with him. They didn't seem to mind me sneaking around the back of the mob whilst they were doing this. After the guy who was performing this...deed...was done, he stood back a few steps into a shallow part of the pond. I had at this point found an AK47, and snuck up behind him. I wasn't particualrly pleased with what he had done, so I shoved it up his ass, and proceeded to shoot everyone around me through the hole I blasted through him. They all died. Weeeee!

(Please note: I blame 4chan for the assrapery part.)

Why the hell can't I have nice dreams involving hot girls :(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on April 28, 2007, 02:29:35 pm
I just had a dream that took place in a tall, decrepit yet quite cozy wooden room. It had a router near the ceiling, and I had to climb several stories and walk along planks because there was no floor, in order to turn on the wireless network. Then I headed back down and just drowzed in a chair, listening to atmospheric chiptunes, together with some chick. At some point a thought came floating to me: "Hey, something feels off. Should I really stay in a relationship with this chick? I don't know if I feel anything for her." But then I remembered that we weren't in any relationship. Which again made it a bit odd for us to be cuddled up in a chair relaxing to the same music. Then she got up and justified it by claiming there was nothing special about cuddling up in a chair. And I was all "oh ok. Phew."
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on May 04, 2007, 08:48:45 am
A couple a days ago... I had this extremely high quality dream about my teacher... >_>
I was rubbing her bottox, and then she said to all of the class to go... The we locked the door and I rubbed some more on her bottox.... And then she started to give me a BJ... >_> And when I was about to fuck her.... SOMEONE MADE THE FLOOR SOUND STRANGE. And I woke up.... :(
Hm... I've had almost only sex dreams lately(Last 2 years).... Wonder why? >_>
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 04, 2007, 08:56:25 am
Because ceiling cat is watching you
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on May 04, 2007, 09:55:47 am
LOL IGGMAN IS HITTING PUBERTY
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 04, 2007, 02:37:47 pm
Yes well iggman, im sure you aren't the first to dream about teachers.

Perhaps you should get a girlfriend, to get rid of those..
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 04, 2007, 08:35:47 pm
Yes well iggman, im sure you aren't the first to dream about teachers.

Perhaps you should get a girlfriend, to get rid of those..
My experience is just the opposite. Dreams are unstoppable. Dreams about teachers will probably stop when schools are done. Then comes different dreams and then they change again. Fantasies and dreams are awesome, they let us experience things we (=most of us) would not normally experience in any circumstances. If reality is the bread dreams are the sausage. Or cheese, marmalade or butter, which ever one prefers.

I have had some weird dreams lately. I saw one dream where I was talking with two of my friends and suddenly it started snowing. My friends started laughing and asked "WTF did it just start snowing?" and I answered with laughter "Yes, it seems so!"... Then I woke up and it was snowing outside. I had no reason to expect snowing (although it's not rare in this time of year it's unusual thing to happen, especially when it was so fine weather just last night) and it felt strange to see snow fall from the sky just like in my dream : small, light snowflakes drifting in heavy wind up, down and around. It felt funny.

Another dream was one of my all time favourites... Those of you have seen Sandra's In The Heat Of The Night video catch the background - in my version it's just females not males. Hmmm... Goodie.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: zapata on May 04, 2007, 08:40:22 pm
A couple a days ago... I had this extremely high quality dream about my teacher... >_>
I was rubbing her bottox, and then she said to all of the class to go... The we locked the door and I rubbed some more on her bottox.... And then she started to give me a BJ... >_> And when I was about to fuck her.... SOMEONE MADE THE FLOOR SOUND STRANGE. And I woke up.... :(
Hm... I've had almost only sex dreams lately(Last 2 years).... Wonder why? >_>

Spare me the sex! And.. spell "buttocks" correctly!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 04, 2007, 08:42:19 pm
maybe she had an ox's butt
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on May 05, 2007, 08:13:18 pm
maybe she had an ox's butt
Oh hell no.... And if that would be the case, I would probably not get exhited(?) when I dream about it... >_>
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 05, 2007, 10:11:02 pm
I had a dream where (in part at least) my dad was recalling his college days... and he was remembering how he was a big fan of Children of Bodom. I was kinda surprised that they were around at that point, but i thought it was kinda cool that he had listened to music like that. and then he mentioned how he also really liked this small local band called sonata arctica.. and i was like "no way, they're way too new!" but then he started singing Replica...

what a pointless dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 05, 2007, 11:57:00 pm
My dreams are pretty boring.. they compensate for the strangeness i deal with when i'm awake.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 06, 2007, 06:37:11 am
I had a dream where (in part at least) my dad was recalling his college days... and he was remembering how he was a big fan of Children of Bodom. I was kinda surprised that they were around at that point, but i thought it was kinda cool that he had listened to music like that. and then he mentioned how he also really liked this small local band called sonata arctica.. and i was like "no way, they're way too new!" but then he started singing Replica...

what a pointless dream.

I lol'ed. That'd be an awesome dad to have.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Irrationalist on May 06, 2007, 10:41:49 am
I had a dream awhile ago that my girl and I had sex and then in a couple of nights zerglings burst out of my chest.... what a weird fucking dream... too much starcraft.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 06, 2007, 04:29:57 pm
When i play too much starcraft, i see everything top-down :x
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: dialupdaemon on May 07, 2007, 03:25:11 am
Back when I was an SC fiend I used to have really serious dreams about playing on teams with all the pros and shit like that. I was wayyyyy too into that game.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Irrationalist on May 07, 2007, 04:15:58 am
Yet those dreams don't even touch mine of being sexually invaded by zerg !
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: dialupdaemon on May 07, 2007, 04:53:25 am
Yah but dreams are usually messed up that way. I really rarely have dreams that make sense but the ones I had about StarCraft were always realistic in some sense.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: SpeedD on May 07, 2007, 05:20:09 am
I had a dream that mixed working a restaurant with 4chan.

Yeah. Have fun figuring out how that worked.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 07, 2007, 09:16:25 am
Last night I saw dream that I was walking in the forest which was full of snakes. They were laying in the sunshine on the rocks and trunks of tree. I saw one small snake and one large snake (they were both common vipers, adders) and how the large snake ate the smaller one. After that the large snake accidentally ate it's own tail and started to swallow it's own body. I watch it do it until it had eaten all it's body it could eat. Then I took the snake, smashed it's head with shovel and preserved the snake it in the jar.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 08, 2007, 12:27:37 am
Yes, im glad you learned something from that experience.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 15, 2007, 01:34:53 am
WARNING - THIS STORY IS NOT FOR FAINTHEARTED! REALLY!

I just saw one hell of a dream last night. Dream started at night in Russian railway yard. Everything is quiet, some big city's lights are on the background at the other side of the fence, far far away. Outside fence lies darkness. It's cold and two men's breath comes visible as it forms little clouds on autumn air (air smells of autumn, tar and railways). There are some massive lights left on which shine on tracks. Two males arrive at one of the train carriages. First one, the one with black hair and brown trench coat uses flash light to inspect the carriage. Light stops on the russian text and some numbers. First man says something in Russia and latter one, with short white hair and similar coat as first one agrees and nods. Second man gets some sort of sensor out of his pocket and goes to the carriage door, opens it and climbs/jumps in. He check the reading and they go away.

They go to yellowish brown Lada Niva and start driving towards city. First one smokes while other one opens up glove box and gets out two guns. He checks them and inserts other gun on his underarm holster. The other gun rests on his lap on his arms. When car arrives to the back alley of old hospital he gives other gun to the first man who holsters it as well. They walk to the door and the first man uses some sort of electronic pass-card to open up the door. They go in, everything is silent. Only their steps echo in the nocturnal hospital. They start talking russian, I understand what they are talking. I'm the second man. It's my first day in KGB, my first field mission. First man is my mentor, older field agent. My supervisor, guide and teacher. As we arrive to the morgue I remember our mission. We go on to certain cold locker and open it. We see blueish toes with name tag tied on them. We take out the body. Yes, it's him. Son of highly respected party member. Got drunk with his friend, got on the railway yard and they went to have sex on wrong carriage. One which contained "secret toxins". Lethal toxins as it was proved. Both died quite instantly... Something did happen and one of the canisters did leak little. Just enough to leave two dead lovers to the morning guard to find. He called our boss and he did send cleaner to clean up the mess.

Both of us knew that toxins were not government stuff but one of our leaders private business. Corruption, you know. Anyways they used us to clean up the final mess. The other corpse, that of this guys girlfriend was already "vanished" without trace. Cleaner did make her vanish but the other body he could not destroy. Too many questions. He made it look like accident. But no, that would be too easy solution. This boys high and mighty daddy wanted autopsy. And their result would mean problems to our boss. Pathologist he aimed to use was one of his own - non corrupt family doctor who was very fond of this deceased guy. So we had to do some tricks to get rid of the toxins, to clean up the mess. We get the guy to the table and started machine. The one used to embalm bodies. Normally other pump would have sucked the blood out and other end would have inserted preservative fluids. Now it sucked out intoxicated blood while other end contained fresh good quality blood to insert. I activated pump. Process started. We talked with low voices.

Suddenly I did something wrong and machine started to spit blood all over the place : walls, floor, me. I tried to cut the power off from machine in vain. It was short circuited. I had to pull the plug. I was covered in blood, I tasted the intoxicated blood in my mouth (or then it was the smell, I was not quite sure). I panicked. My tutor said "Fine work you idiot! We were told to erase evidence, not to spread them all over the place! Now go to the toilet and clean up yourself. Even when there's toxin remnants in blood it ought not to be deadly. Still, clean up yourself then we start cleaning this place!". I felt ashamed, walked to toilet and started washing my face. I looked myself at the mirror : bloody clothes and face. It felt weird since in my dream I realized it was not my face looking from the mirror... Anyways I did clean up little and went back to hall. My partner had started the cleaning process already. Suddenly alert was given and police rushed in. We saw them coming through glass walls. It was matter of seconds. I yelled to my partner "do we shoot our way out?" and he just yelled to me "no, hide these!" and threw his gun to me. I went to toilet, opened the air duct and hide our weapons there. When I returned to hall my partner was talking calmly to police officers and was trying to talk us out by claiming that we were some sort of police coroners or something. It did not sound very good explanation and I knew that we were busted and that our office would not give us mercy because of this mistake... And I awakened.

It was dark and grim dream (I can assure that it was not funny when I saw it...) but my wife laughed on it. She said "Even in your dreams, being secret agent and all, you cannot cease being yourself. That's so you to fumble with that machine!". Well... I guess she was right. Still, it was horrible dream.

EDIT : By the way, it's actually funny. When I have fever I often see trains in my dreams. Been that way since I was little kid ('bout two or three years old). Funny.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 15, 2007, 02:09:10 am
I had a dream including several Seinfeld characters the other night. I don't remember what they were doing, now, though.  :(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on May 16, 2007, 03:07:08 am
I had an...interesting...dream last night. Why do almost all my weird and interesting dreams seem to have a sexual side to them?

I can see where this one came from, though. It all started out earlier that evening, in real life. I was having a roleplaying session, and at one point my character and another player character, who have had a bit of hidden interest in each other, ended up baring their interest and taking everything...a bit further. Now, if you've ever roleplayed, you can imagine that such an event feels a little weird, and it doesn't get less weird due to both of us playing a character of the opposite sex (that is, she played the guy and I played the girl - and no, things didn't turn into some sort of explicit orgy describing all the acts - there was a bit of joking, and some flirting played out, though).

And my subconcious must have picked up on that, because I dreamt about her. Or, well, I'm not entirely sure I did. I think it was her. It was weird and surrealistic, even for a dream, yet oddly erotic (it was much more an erotic dream than a wet dream, really. Well, unless you count the fact that it seemed to be raining. Wasn't particularly explicit either. I can remember underwear, but nothing beyond that). And sex, gender, whatever, was...malleable. Or it changed. Possibly back and forth. I'm fuzzy on the details.

I don't know. Weird's not really the right word. In some ways it was less odd and surrealistic than many dreams I've had. At the same time it was a lot weirder. I mean, everything in the dream made sense, in a way, it wasn't as if things just suddenly changed randomly. Whatever kind of logic the dream used, it wasn't strange, like normal dream logic. It had at least movie-logic, though possibly of the kind you'd find in a movie by David Lynch. Actually, that sort of makes sense. It had a bit of a Lynch-feel. Well, not exactly, but in a way. Yeah, that's what it was. A mindfuck. A fullblown mindfuck of a dream (in literary and...other...senses).

So, yeah, to sum up, weird erotic dream with malleable gender starring a friend and me, directed by David Lynch. I wonder where my psyche's going with that? (feel free to play hobby-Freuds :P )

Even if I know fully well what sparked the dream, it is still the greatest mindfuck of a dream I've ever had.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2007, 06:31:44 pm
Bleghhh dream about an ex, i woke up grumpy and a few hours later she posted on myspace that she still thinks of me. ;P

I didn't reply because i didn't know what to say.  :-*
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on May 19, 2007, 12:11:21 am
Bleghhh dream about an ex, i woke up grumpy and a few hours later she posted on myspace that she still thinks of me. ;P

I didn't reply because i didn't know what to say.  :-*

Say: Wow thanks lets go have sex now. (Eheh? ::))
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 19, 2007, 02:41:51 pm
I had 2 weird dreams last night.


first: A hand has its finger on an egg.  A sign reads Closed.  A voice says "open" and the finger raises.  The egg cracks.

[/dream]

second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s

[/dream]

i've been eating jalapeno peppers before going to bed.
great results?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 19, 2007, 03:47:38 pm
I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 19, 2007, 03:49:15 pm
I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 19, 2007, 04:46:36 pm
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
[/dream]
Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on May 19, 2007, 04:48:32 pm
I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

Sorry Lion, Cerapter wins this one ;)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 19, 2007, 05:18:29 pm
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 19, 2007, 05:36:21 pm
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
[/dream]
Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D

it was a real quick dream ;)
cause it downloaded into my brain at 4000kb/s!
aaah!

I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

Sorry Lion, Cerapter wins this one ;)
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D

especialy sex dreams where you have sex with a cannibal lady.
technicaly, Cerapter's penis was very close to his father's digesting self.

hot?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on May 19, 2007, 05:43:46 pm
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
[/dream]
Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D

it was a real quick dream ;)
cause it downloaded into my brain at 4000kb/s!
aaah!

I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

Sorry Lion, Cerapter wins this one ;)
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D

especialy sex dreams where you have sex with a cannibal lady.
technicaly, Cerapter's penis was very close to his father's digesting self.

hot?

you sir, shall have an applaud, since your post was very close to what I was thinking ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 19, 2007, 06:01:43 pm
I thought you might say that. Actually, she didn't technically eat him. She'd just possessed, consumed or magically absorbed him somehow. And not physically, just like she'd eaten his life energy, and thus she carried his life signals on a life signal radar.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 19, 2007, 08:27:45 pm
I thought you might say that. Actually, she didn't technically eat him. She'd just possessed, consumed or magically absorbed him somehow. And not physically, just like she'd eaten his life energy, and thus she carried his life signals on a life signal radar.
Man... Now you got my +1 karma for that. Cool dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: MDX on May 19, 2007, 09:52:14 pm
The other night before my trip to a recording studio to record a song (amazing studio btw) i dreamt the band forgot the song, and we all had to get suppositories that contained the song details :(

Painful dream, painfully random.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 20, 2007, 08:18:28 am
The other night before my trip to a recording studio to record a song (amazing studio btw) i dreamt the band forgot the song, and we all had to get suppositories that contained the song details :(

Painful dream, painfully random.

haha xD.
Professor Fonzworth would be proud.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sativa on May 22, 2007, 06:10:07 pm
The more you eat the less you have to rake.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on May 22, 2007, 09:11:15 pm
I dreamed about sleeping... how weird is that?  ???
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on May 22, 2007, 09:37:26 pm
I dreamed about ghosts yesterday nights.
More specifically, I dreamt that I was in a local manor-house, taking part in some housecleaning and stuff with some friends. I climbed a ladder to the attic to search for some stuff, and next thing I know I get cold and start shivering all over. Suddenly, I get assaulted by bedsheets and blankets and stuff - it just piles on top of me and forces me down the ladder again, and then the hatch to the attic slams shut and won't budge.
So I go downstairs and tell the others "hey, did you know this place was haunted" or something like that, and some of them go "no way, pixoritneverhappened" and the rest is like "yeah, we had some suspicions". They all come upstairs with me to see whether they too can experience the hauntings, and we go up another staircase to reach the attic - but no luck, the ghost-thingies or whatever they were didn't show up. I get irritated and bring my friends to a room I somehow *know* is haunted (even though I've never been there before, not in real life or in my dream :P). Sure enough - once I step into the room I get the shivers and cold experience all over again, only worse this time - along with a glimpse of a foggish, indistinct humanoid shape. This makes me start so violently that I come awake.

I wouldn't categorize this as a nightmare, because I love sleeping/dreaming and almost *never* become unsettled by things I dream.


EDIT: Oh, and the first thing I thought right after I awoke was "fuck, I should get someone artistically inclined from the forums to do a picture of some sort of this for me", then I was all "huh? why the hell should I do that", and then I fell asleep again.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 22, 2007, 10:24:49 pm
I dreamt I went to Australia on some class trip, but then when we got there some friends and I waited for a bus on some road next to a beach with a cliff on the other side. The bus showed up (with some weird blue shuttle in front of it) and then I got on (I almost didn't; I have lots of dreams were simple things seem to be really freaking difficult for me, and apparently walking up the steps to a bus is one of those things), and I sat next to my uncle and cousin who had suddenly shown up there. The bus then started moving, and within a few minutes we were back in Boston, laughing at some black lady on the back of a motorcycle that looked like Serenity from that new show on Comedy Central.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 22, 2007, 11:12:28 pm
I dreamt I went to Australia on some class trip, but then when we got there some friends and I waited for a bus on some road next to a beach with a cliff on the other side. The bus showed up (with some weird blue shuttle in front of it) and then I got on (I almost didn't; I have lots of dreams were simple things seem to be really freaking difficult for me, and apparently walking up the steps to a bus is one of those things), and I sat next to my uncle and cousin who had suddenly shown up there. The bus then started moving, and within a few minutes we were back in Boston, laughing at some black lady on the back of a motorcycle that looked like Serenity from that new show on Comedy Central.

haha, laughing at black people is fun and necessary.

I just had a dream that my boss was telling me and my co-workers to stop peeing in the sponges even though the acid from the urine was getting marks off the walls... he thought it was gross.

Uh. Yeah.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 22, 2007, 11:32:42 pm
I just had a dream that my boss was telling me and my co-workers to stop peeing in the sponges even though the acid from the urine was getting marks off the walls... he thought it was gross.

Damnit, I told you he wouldn't go for it.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 24, 2007, 12:38:00 pm
had a dream someone was telling me my heart was down where my left kidney is and that I should follow the arrows of my heart.
and I followed them and ended up at work... and it was really boring.

woop.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on May 24, 2007, 03:48:17 pm
Im currently writing a dream, its long.... REALLY LONG... Have to "re-dream" it to remember ;)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 24, 2007, 11:16:23 pm
Im currently writing a dream, its long.... REALLY LONG... Have to "re-dream" it to remember ;)

write down your dreams as often as you can.

you'll have more and more eventualy and heighten your chance for lucid dreaming.
lucid dreaming is the stuff of GODS.
it's quite literaly like living your dream.

Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 24, 2007, 11:56:18 pm
I think i mentioned this before, but i lucid dream a lot, it's not as great when you have them often, then again most of my dreams are bland but fucked up, rather than amazingly epic or denying law of nature etc.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on May 25, 2007, 10:01:03 am
Im currently writing a dream, its long.... REALLY LONG... Have to "re-dream" it to remember ;)

write down your dreams as often as you can.

you'll have more and more eventualy and heighten your chance for lucid dreaming.
lucid dreaming is the stuff of GODS.
it's quite literaly like living your dream.



I dont see the damn point in writing your dreams out. I guess that's why I never remember my dreams, I just love sleep too much.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 25, 2007, 11:15:40 am

I dont see the damn point in writing your dreams out.

the point is being able to read what you wrote later:

dreamt of january iotm being " mr. pastrami" or something close; is a wii-mote kind of thing which moves by itself. basically browses things, then with its speaker says "jerk. jerk." and then scrolls down more, repeats.

escaping blackbeard oer hill nd dale through city turns out yahtzee setting him of scene to family going to sleep door knock they prepare to answer but get flashlight and gun (bob balaban?)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on May 25, 2007, 02:45:49 pm

I dont see the damn point in writing your dreams out.

the point is being able to read what you wrote later:

dreamt of january iotm being " mr. pastrami" or something close; is a wii-mote kind of thing which moves by itself. basically browses things, then with its speaker says "jerk. jerk." and then scrolls down more, repeats.

escaping blackbeard oer hill nd dale through city turns out yahtzee setting him of scene to family going to sleep door knock they prepare to answer but get flashlight and gun (bob balaban?)


However funny dreams I may have, I still wouldn't wanna wake up in the middle of the night thinking "wow, what an awesome dream!" and spending 5 minutes writing it out. I'd lose too much of my precious sleep :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 25, 2007, 04:12:48 pm
Most people wake up in the morning
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 25, 2007, 04:57:48 pm
Most people wake up in the morning


Yeah. If you wake up in the middle of the night and recall it, chances are you'll remember it 5 hours later when you wake up fo' real.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on May 25, 2007, 05:29:04 pm
Yeah. If you wake up in the middle of the night and recall it, chances are you'll remember it 5 hours later when you wake up fo' real.

Not true for me, unfortunately...

Edit; Hey now, I'm slow. No making fun of the kid who can't spot sarcasm. >.<
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 25, 2007, 06:00:01 pm
Not true for me, unfortuantely...

Me neither :(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on May 25, 2007, 09:27:31 pm
Yeah. Even if I did wake up in the morning I wouldnt have the time to write out my damn dreams anyway.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 25, 2007, 09:51:05 pm
Yeah. Even if I did wake up in the morning I wouldnt have the time to write out my damn dreams anyway.

Just write it down in shorthand or something, then when you come back to it you might recall?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Fallout on May 25, 2007, 09:53:37 pm
Yeah. Even if I did wake up in the morning I wouldnt have the time to write out my damn dreams anyway.

Just write it down in shorthand or something, then when you come back to it you might recall?

When I wake up at 6 in the morning to go to work I cant hold a cup of coffee steady, nevermind a pen. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 25, 2007, 10:55:40 pm
My notes on a recent dream:

Royal mansion. Two siblings, a girl and a boy. First, I'm the girl. I walk around among servants and I don't really like all of it; the pomp. I obtain a feather. A servant tells me how valuable and precious feathers are. Even though that feather is real ugly. In fact, even for me it would mean death to displace that feather. So what do I do? I walk out of the mansion, up onto a hill and a path that leads to a forest, and there I let the feather go, at the very same moment that I walk into the forest, never intending to return.
Then I take on the role as the boy. He's younger, and really into the royal stuff. He's walking around, thinking very highly of himself, thinking of how he can exploit others. He walks to a sort of gambling room where lots of pretty girls are gambling and eating chocolates. I take some chocolates, even though they kind of feel that I'm too young to eat them. The chocolates are huge. The boy gains a fancy for some really hot chick there. She's too old for him, but he's a royal prick, so he doesn't care, and he wants her to be part of his harem. So he's sitting around this table where they're gambling, and he kind of gets to do a menu choice, like an RPG, on whether or not he's going to ask her aloud to become part of his harem. He chooses no, because it would probably kill the festive mood. Then this other guy in a clown costume starts making out with the chick. The boy is enraged and disappointed in his loss. Then all of a sudden, on some kind of instinctive reflex, he starts kissing the nearest neck, in some sort of belief that he's actually kissing the hot chick. Of course, it's not, and it turns out to be this other girl who's all "WTF", but then he hastily requests her to be part of his harem, and she has no right to deny a royal dude. She seems to have gained an affection for him, though. They walk away from the gambling table. And slowly, they start to become an actual couple, holding hands and being all cute.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 26, 2007, 12:21:10 am
a recent dream
Interesting dream...

I have sometimes wondered how other people's dreams can be so... familiar is not the right word but it might come closest. What I mean is : sometimes it happens that you hear other people's dream and think that "I know the feeling of this dream". It's not what actually happens, it's not the characters but it's the "air" of the dream. Certain atmosphere, certain feelings or something.

Like that feather and girl... Although you mostly wrote about boy those details had most impact on me. I recall I have seen similar dreams at past, or to be more precise dreams with similar "air". Or your dream woke memory of those dreams in me.

Well... Cool dreams, anyway.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 26, 2007, 12:44:57 am
10.30pm, I just woke up now, so this is my writing down of it, and had quite a fucked up dream as always

I don't remember it all but some bits do stand out quite well so here it goes: Shaun (Fallout) and I were working within the Calgon company and different levels of management. When i came up with an idea concerning Shaun's area he worked in, he thought it was a good idea but maybe too risky and told me that i'd have to make it happen on my own. So i worked through the days 24/7 without sleep juggling between my job and this idea, when eventually i came to a result (by the way i don't remember the idea surprisingly). After presenting the finished product to Shaun he almost peed his pants and brought it straight to the CEO of Calgon who thought it was outstanding and executed this plan immediately. Cutting a very long story a bit shorter, Shaun made so much money from it he didn't have to worry about money anymore, and didn't share a penny with me.

Bastard Shaun :(

Also, there was a love interest at some point, but it was my old, scrawny Religion teacher or someone who at least looked like her. She kept sending me flirty instant messages through Wikipedia (the article was about Shaun and his success and me who was left as (some really long job title i can't remember))
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 26, 2007, 01:08:19 am
I have sometimes wondered how other people's dreams can be so... familiar is not the right word but it might come closest. What I mean is : sometimes it happens that you hear other people's dream and think that "I know the feeling of this dream". It's not what actually happens, it's not the characters but it's the "air" of the dream. Certain atmosphere, certain feelings or something.

Like that feather and girl... Although you mostly wrote about boy those details had most impact on me. I recall I have seen similar dreams at past, or to be more precise dreams with similar "air". Or your dream woke memory of those dreams in me.

That's very interesting. I've believed that the air of a dream is something very personal and specific, but I guess we must all share the same spectre of feelings, so it should be possible for two people to share the same feeling for the same thing. Even so, I'd kind of concluded that the causes of feelings are so fluctuating and variant from person to person that this is near impossible. Especially concerning dreams, since they're going on in our subconsciousnesses. For me, at least, dreams are the #1 source of unique and new feelings and atmospheres, and I'd never usually believe that anyone could feel the same way that I've felt about them.

But perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps dreams are in fact more basic than waking thoughts. Perhaps because we're not conscious during them, they're constructed by "pure", basic feelings, and are thus very easy to read and understand, even feel. That's most interesting indeed.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 26, 2007, 02:38:36 am
For me that feather and girl (on the hill) reminded one dream about grave on the hill with large granite stone over it. It was late autumn. It was raining and raindrops kept falling to the stone over the grave. I remember that I thought about whether the person who was buried under that stone would hear the sound of the raindrops on his grave... Wind kept chasing leaves on the air and I thought how lost those leaves are, going where the wind chooses to move them. At the same time they are so free on their own way... That same sadness, resolution and freedom was something that I picked up from your dream. Person in the grave, sealed in with large stone - girl in the mansion, sealed in with tradition. Leaves chained on the wind - feathers sealed to the rich people. All of them imprisoned by circumstances. Person in the grave - not lost but imprisoned in time and place. Girl - escapes to the wilderness, to the freedom from the living grave she lives in. Feather set free by the girl, flying away. Leaves flying in the air, free by nature. Girl, person in the grave, leaves, feathers - all of them are symbols of life, of human. Girl in the dream presented you, person in the grave, that was me. Leaves and feathers... They are other people, other lives. That's how I see it from my point of view. Every human (life) is valuable and precious, even when it's ugly. That's how I see it.

About my own dream... I've always thought that person in the grave, that crusader was me. Thinking heavy, seeing my own prison, my destiny around me - how silent and stay our lives are... Or I could be like leaf flying around in the sky, driven by the moment, by the madness and random winds. Doesn't the dead envy the living and doesn't him who is chained by stone envy those who are light and flying free? Yeah... It was beautiful dream I saw alright. There's no prison or grave but inside our mind... Sometimes I feel that I'm imprisoned in wrong era or something similar. Although feeling that way is quite natural I've come to conclusion that I'm only imprisoned in my mind. Being prisoner or slave is state of mind. When I realized that my life became lot easier.

BTW I saw that dream December 20th-21st 2003 AD. And I still remember it like it was yesterday. I did not get it's meaning at that point thou, only much later (when I had some similar dream but slightly altered).
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 26, 2007, 04:13:16 am
That's a great dream. And yeah, I see what you mean. I've long seen it as an important thing to break free from habit and old ways of thinking, and I'm feeling held back by the human society that I've never really approved of. I just want to fly away, or run into the forest, symbolically and literally, and lead a happy life my own way. But the human world restrains me, demands that I act appropriately. I want to escape it and I want to defy it. Just like the girl did.

And then I know that in fact I'm the only one restraining myself. The society urges, but I need not follow. I can go my own way, but my instinctive scepticism of change locks me in place until I act drastically to change things. Because it is by all means possible. I need only open my mind and let go of unnecessary thoughts and habits. It's not easy. But I always try. I don't want to become the girl in the mansion, or the man in the grave. No, I must always remember and try to dance on the wind, or I would lose my soul.

Yet, when it comes to the air of the dream, what you describe in yours is not the same as my dream. My dream had no sadness. The girl was resolute and without doubt. It was also spring, and nature was in full bloom. Walking into the forest meant happiness and self-realization. It was something that was always meant to be, and she was without doubt, and without taint from the life she left. The scene felt thrilling, almost with a faint whiff of love, for the life she had just chosen. It was also relaxing, as if letting go of the feather simply removed all the pent-up tension from living a life she didn't want. All in all, it was a deus ex machina, a very optimistic event, as far as I can recall.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on May 26, 2007, 11:12:47 am
i saw a dream in where i was walking on the streets of some unkown city and found a cellfone that rang loud as hell. so i picked it up and thought should i answer the call or not, then i suddenly had an idea of bringing it to police station and getting a nice reward for doing so.
i began walking across the street and woke up
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 26, 2007, 01:31:24 pm
Yet, when it comes to the air of the dream, what you describe in yours is not the same as my dream.
Hmmm... Interesting. Although basic idea behind symbols were same air was not. I think it had to have something to do with life situation, I guess. Year 2003 was bitch to me and I was struggling with lots of difficult things in my life (losses and stuff). I think that general mood of my life was mirrored in my dream... Sometimes new beginnings are funerals of former ones. We had similar thread as this on "old forum" and I told that dream there. I checked and my exact words of my dream were "My dream was filled with harmony. And sence of loss, too. Great dream it was." (note my grammar :D... and "sence"... LOL).

Anyways, there's something similar in dreams - both in symbolic level and that "harmony" part... But there's some differences as well. Which is good. Seeing exactly same dreams as others would be... too weird. Anyways, dreams are great.

BTW... Does anyone else have some certain same person that visits dreams every now and then? I have one black haired young woman that once in year or couple visits my dreams. Been that way for almost 20 years. I don't know her, her name remains mystery but it's always same girl, same face and same personality. It's like feminine version of me, my own succubus :D. Funny.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 26, 2007, 04:42:57 pm
I guess we dreamt about pretty much the same issue, but perhaps with different attitudes and experiences surrounding it. The same outlines, but with different coloring. After all, all the coloring is made in your mind, so that shouldn't be a problem. :)

Anyway, here's my birthday dream:

I'm a warrior, of the icy-north type. Some Warcraft connotations, yet at the same time not. We're attacking a huge city somehow; we're taking over all the outposts around it, and while that happens, all the great lords of the city communicate with us regarding their surrender. They're not very cooperative. But then things change. We're attacking the inside of their city, and then all of a sudden, I switch sides (and become blue). I cast a magic spell, and two of my evil henchmen turn into their good counterparts. This other hero type who was with me, looks like a Tauren, must've known that would happen, but he's not all that willing to change, too. Also, there's a girl. Apparently she's the very reason I ventured there. I was going to marry her. That is, I wasn't the only one who could - me and Alexander the Great had both been given the opportunity, since we were both great and powerful warriors. But he was late, and she didn't really like him anyway, so everyone was happy (except Alexander, probably).

Later, I'm back from all the battling. I'm inside the nearest grocery store, being stressed. One of my lecturers is the manager of the store, and he's a nice guy, so he sees my distress and gives me a choice; a big glass of some soda or something, or "a glass of whisky and an aspirin". I look at him and tell him I'm got lots of exams coming up and I've spent the whole day reading, so he says "whisky and aspirin it is". He gets it, gives it to me and tells me to go and sit in a box of laundry in the storage room, as I always do. So I do so. Somehow it doesn't seem all that funny to me that I've just recieved a glass of whisky, something I'd never drink normally, and I've got all the plans in the world to finish it and take the aspirin (which I'd never take normally). I manage to take a couple of sips of the whisky before I wake up.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 26, 2007, 07:23:55 pm
I had a dream once, that my whole town was ovverrun by monster like creatures, they were immune to bullets and shit so we had to fight them with swords and stuff, it was so awesome.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on May 26, 2007, 11:15:13 pm
Didja win?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Caranfin on May 27, 2007, 01:38:14 pm
My town was overrun in my last night's dream, too. Except it wasn't monster like creatures, but living toys.

The dream started with me having breakfast with my parents, when we were interrupted by some weird noises coming from my little sister's room. We went in and found a mass of barbies having sex on the floor and her trying to separate them  since she didn't want another baby born doll. Our dog ran in and started ripping the barbies to pieces, and after a few couples had been reduced to shreds, the rest of them quickly retreated under the bookshelves.

For some reason, I decided to rush upstairs to my room at this point. I quickly grabbed my longsword, bow, and a few quivers full of arrows, and went out of the window onto the roof of our first floor. There was an all-out war going on outside. A squadron of fighter planes rocketed over me in pursuit of a giant radio-controlled flying saucer, which was shooting laser beams back at them, and some paratroopers were trapped in the nearby playground by a horde of human-sized plastic army men. I shot the two officer-type army men leading the group with my bow, and quickly descended from the roof to the other side of a corner when the rest of them turned and opened fire at my direction.

I wandered through the fighting around the town for a while, and soon found myself at the Turku Cathedral. I entered and ran up the stairs leading to the bell tower. I met a black-and-silver dragon I was friends with at the top, and she agreed to transport me to the Turku Castle. We took off through the window. When we got closer to the castle, I could see it was being assaulted by an army of human-sized lego knights, complete with lego catapults and trebuchets. They had a lot of archers, too, but they were using the bows as melee-weapons since their arrows were fixed together with the bows. There were also a bunch of lego wizards who were, apparently, the reason for all of the toys being so large. The castle was a medieval castle, not the unsuitable for battle Renaissance version it really is. The dragon didn't want to attack the legoes, since the smell of burning plastic got on her nerves and she didn't fancy it's taste either, so she only dropped me off on the courtyard.

The castle was full of people fletching arrows, making chainmail, and stuff like that. Markku Vilppola, the cutler from the Kurala Village of Living History, was busy making weapons in a corner. There wasn't a lot of actual warriors in there, though: only the members of the Turku branch of the School of European Swordsmanship, the Guild of Armoursmiths of Turku, and Karl Knutson's Archers. I joined them on the walls, and that's when I woke up.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 27, 2007, 06:17:27 pm
Cool dream. Barbie sex, toy soldiers and Lego knights. When I hear about dream like that it would be nice to see it from DVD or something... :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 27, 2007, 07:02:10 pm
I had a dream where i went to sweden and met mummpis in town. Then we went to some flat, and everyone from the forums were bundled up eating giant tubs of ben and jerrys mint ice cream.
WEIRD SHIZ.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 27, 2007, 08:13:02 pm
I had a horrible dream tonight, it was about me having a wife and childeren, only to find them slaughtered at night.. i really felt fucking miserable throughout the whole dream, its strange how strong emotions can get in a dream.. when i woke up i still felt a scent of it in my mind when i went for some coffee.. ugh.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 28, 2007, 12:06:26 am
I had a dream where i went to sweden and met mummpis in town. Then we went to some flat, and everyone from the forums were bundled up eating giant tubs of ben and jerrys mint ice cream.
WEIRD SHIZ.



Mmmm. Mint ice cream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on May 28, 2007, 12:17:35 am
I had a dream where i went to sweden and met mummpis in town. Then we went to some flat, and everyone from the forums were bundled up eating giant tubs of ben and jerrys mint ice cream.
WEIRD SHIZ.


Mint? Ugh.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 28, 2007, 12:32:15 am
I had a dream where i went to sweden and met mummpis in town. Then we went to some flat, and everyone from the forums were bundled up eating giant tubs of ben and jerrys mint ice cream.
WEIRD SHIZ.


Mint? Ugh.

Tasteless heathen.  >:(
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 28, 2007, 03:13:04 am
Tasteless heathen.  >:(

seriously

I HAVE ben and jerry's mint chocolate right now. ha!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 28, 2007, 03:40:04 am
Tasteless heathen.  >:(

seriously

I HAVE ben and jerry's mint chocolate right now. ha!

Quick, send some to me through the internet, while it's still cold.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 28, 2007, 06:04:46 am
dude just torrent some
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Irrationalist on May 28, 2007, 09:28:21 am
dude just torrent some

YOU CAN TORRENT NUTRITION NOW!?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 28, 2007, 09:31:56 am
PRESSING CAPS LOCK AGAIN TAKES IT OFF?!

cool
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on May 28, 2007, 01:16:05 pm
You're all wrong. The mint flavour is nothing compared to almost *all* of the others.

Blasted philistines.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 28, 2007, 03:16:09 pm
So, how about chocolate frosted sugar bombs.. i won't eat any cerial that doesn't turn the milk purple  :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 28, 2007, 03:35:56 pm
So, how about chocolate frosted sugar bombs.. i won't eat any cerial that doesn't turn the milk purple  :P

Kinda like those little wafer-like objects you get, except it's your vision and not the milk
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smogelore on May 28, 2007, 06:20:52 pm
hey! don't drive this thread into lockage!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 28, 2007, 06:34:26 pm
Stay on topic, on the random board? You must be loco in your head, man.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Bates on May 28, 2007, 06:39:18 pm
I had a horrible dream tonight, it was about me having a wife and childeren,

If I had that dream, that would be exactly the second I would wake up screaming.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 28, 2007, 07:00:36 pm
I had a horrible dream tonight, it was about me having a wife and childeren,

If I had that dream, that would be exactly the second I would wake up screaming.
But what if you wake up and start screaming because you wake up right in that situation? :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 28, 2007, 07:03:25 pm
And you have moose's heads mounted on the wall and your wall paper is birthday cakes being painted green by fauns
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 28, 2007, 08:34:43 pm
hey! don't drive this thread into lockage!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on May 28, 2007, 11:23:50 pm
So, how about chocolate frosted sugar bombs.. i won't eat any cerial that doesn't turn the milk purple  :P

Calvin?

You, my friend, have earned yourself +3.

Just wait 24 hours.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 29, 2007, 01:46:21 am
So, how about chocolate frosted sugar bombs.. i won't eat any cerial that doesn't turn the milk purple  :P

Calvin?

You, my friend, have earned yourself +3.

Just wait 24 hours.
I have all his comics :D

Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 29, 2007, 03:52:13 am
Okay i had a verrrrry strange dream last night

I was with my ex-girlfriend for some reason and i had to pee but instead of urine there was a black paste-like substance... like... frosting consistency. it was quite appalling, and then i realized i had the same stuff all over the left palm side of my right hand, like where pencil or charcoal gets if you write or draw left-handed. for some reason that was even more appalling. and that's all i remember..
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 29, 2007, 04:20:32 pm
Okay i had a verrrrry strange dream last night

I was with my ex-girlfriend for some reason and i had to pee but instead of urine there was a black paste-like substance... like... frosting consistency. it was quite appalling, and then i realized i had the same stuff all over the left palm side of my right hand, like where pencil or charcoal gets if you write or draw left-handed. for some reason that was even more appalling. and that's all i remember..
Mudblood !

I would've found that very disturbing though.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 29, 2007, 07:24:47 pm
two dreams in a row!

i was at my mom's house and she had been getting emails about me and my friend from all of our friends about how cool we are, and my mom was suspicious that it was because we were secretly doing drugs and wanted to cover it up. as i started to explain that no, we're just well-liked, i fell into a last-level-of-system-shock-2-like abyss. at the time, the most frustrating part about that was that it looked like i was fleeing my mother's confrontation.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 29, 2007, 09:50:09 pm
like where pencil or charcoal gets if you write or draw left-handed

/me is left-handed and very much knows what you're talking about
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 31, 2007, 12:55:24 pm
I had a dream that I was searching for Stars (much like in Mario 64) in a maze of halls that looked much like my old high-school. (except mazier)
and somehow a peer I haven't heard of, thought of or seen in the past 3 years was in the dream acting as the antagonist.

dreams are so bloody interesting.

Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on May 31, 2007, 07:30:35 pm
Okay so last night was probably the best dream ever, it was so fucking epic, i was even glad it was a lucid dream. This could be a long dream

Me and my best mate read an article about the discovery of eternal youth (it also gave invincibility for 24 hours each sip you took and had enough for 365 sips), it was in a big bottle of Smirnoff Triple Distilled Vodka guarded by a creature my memory can't quite remember, it's a bit vague but closely resembled Freiza. So we decided to train for 6 months then attempt to beat the creature and claim eternal youth and life.So we trained and that was done, next thing we had travelled to Sweden and at the entry to the biggest building i have ever seen/imagined and once we got to the 50th floor (about 1/4 way up the building) the creature was there standing on a large marble floor about the size of 4 tennis courts. He didn't say anything, just beckoned us forth to fight. This part isn't as epic as the next to so i'll just say we won the fight and both claimed a bottle of voddie each and returned home with a lot of publicity and, well, eternal youth and life for a year.

As the year reached its end we decided to train for a bit then go back and try again to maintain our eternal life. When we got back to Sweden we met Drain and two of his friends who i've been chatting to recently. We promised Drain and his friends a bottle as well and we were taking a break near a stall which sold confectionery, cigarettes and the like. I seem to remember a few jokes being made but then we went back to the tower, this time we were up at the 350th floor (It got bigger, wtf) and the creature was there on the roof this time, much larger, much stronger (This time it resembled nothing i've seen before but again, too vague to even attempt to draw).

My best mate didn't make it through i'm sad to say, he had taken one too many sips before so didn't have any for the fight where as i still had one left and could be deemed champion and winner no matter what happened as i was now invincible for 24 hours. The fight went on for so long upon that roof, then my watch bleeped, indicating my 24 hours were 10 minutes from being up, i was fucked. But then Bill Gates emerged out of the doorway saying i need to fuse with an android in order to beat the terrible monster and that there was one in the valley just beside the tower, so with the rest of the time i had with the invincibility i jumped off the the tower aimed for the valley. I've never imagined such an impact before, it was crushing, almost like all my bones had just flown out of my body, but was still alive because of the voddie's effects. I found the droid some 20 minutes later and it was a Star Wars droid, the ones that roll around and have the shields. When fused with it i gained such power it was unimaginable, i felt so alive and thought i could do anything. With these new powers i leaped up the building straight onto the roof ready to fight to the death with the creature, but when i arrived at the top i found Bill Gates trying to swipe a voddie and the creature had just swiped him off the edge of the roof. Without thinking (Yes i know why did i do this, world would be less crashy if i hadn't) i jumped off the building after him. I caught him with about 20 meters to spare and when i did, it was an out of body experience and i watched myself crawl into a ball and hit the ground at insane speeds. There was a huge cloud of dust shortly followed by another very loud *thud*, the creature had also jumped off the roof and followed us down to ground level.

Bill Gates was fine, and i was only slightly injured, and because of my fusion i was easily able to beat the creature and claim my 5 bottles, i revived my best mate by forcing some down his throat (even though he had been dead for over 24 hours) and told me that the after life was a dark abyss, nothingness, just being alone in pitch black (which scares the hell out of me because i can't go one day without needing to talk to someone let alone eternity). But we returned safely and every year we would do the same, fight for our eternal life with each time the monster getting stronger but our luck would show us how to defeat him.

My hands hurt :(

And yes i know... tldr
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 31, 2007, 07:50:37 pm
+1 for epic dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on May 31, 2007, 09:45:20 pm
+1 for epic dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 31, 2007, 10:01:44 pm
+1 for epic dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 31, 2007, 10:30:37 pm
+1 for epic dream.

And it better be a part of a high level set, so you can give us more awesome stories about epic dreams later.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on May 31, 2007, 11:51:26 pm
+1 for epic dream.

And it better be a part of a high level set, so you can give us more awesome stories about epic dreams later.

haha, ah man.
you watch too many "hidden potential" shows ;D.
but awesome dream none-the-less.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on June 01, 2007, 12:24:56 am
I was snoozing for hours today, waking up between several dreams, dreaming kind of lucidly perhaps. The dreams themselves weren't all that interesting, but what I found very interesting is that when I finally got up, the mood of the dreams still lingered. I was still in touch with my subconscious dreamworld. And for perhaps half an hour, I kept getting flashbacks from dreams I'd had months, even years past. And not just like remembering the dreams - I really knew what dreams they were, I completely remembered the mood and the setting and everything. It was almost like redreaming them, or at least reentering those subconscious worlds. And all this while I was awake and sitting by my computer, writing down the dreams I'd just had!

Happened to me once or twice before, actually. Both after I started keeping a journal of my dreams.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on June 01, 2007, 01:39:51 am
I was snoozing for hours today, waking up between several dreams, dreaming kind of lucidly perhaps. The dreams themselves weren't all that interesting, but what I found very interesting is that when I finally got up, the mood of the dreams still lingered. I was still in touch with my subconscious dreamworld. And for perhaps half an hour, I kept getting flashbacks from dreams I'd had months, even years past. And not just like remembering the dreams - I really knew what dreams they were, I completely remembered the mood and the setting and everything. It was almost like redreaming them, or at least reentering those subconscious worlds. And all this while I was awake and sitting by my computer, writing down the dreams I'd just had!

Happened to me once or twice before, actually. Both after I started keeping a journal of my dreams.

Man those can be quite nice sometimes, especially if you're recalling nice dreams. I haven't had a nightmare for so many years, kinda wish i had one soon.

As for the worst dreams, i think they're the ones where you wake up, doze off and dream you've gotten yourself ready for work/school, to wake up like "Oh fucking hell that's gay". Also half asleep dreams where something bad happens to wake you up, mine are usually I'm in goal and a football hits me in the face or i trip over i go face first in the floor.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on June 01, 2007, 02:06:28 am
As for the worst dreams, i think they're the ones where you wake up, doze off and dream you've gotten yourself ready for work/school, to wake up like "Oh fucking hell that's gay". Also half asleep dreams where something bad happens to wake you up, mine are usually I'm in goal and a football hits me in the face or i trip over i go face first in the floor.

Every summer (maybe even every vacation I have), it never fails, I have at least one bad dream where it's either the day before or the day of going back to school, and none of the work my teachers gave me over vacation is done, so I'm panicking. It's kind of a relief to wake up, though, with the sun streaming through the windows, and see my parents getting ready for work while I'm still comfy in bed.  :)

I've been having a lot of sex dreams lately. Kind of inexplicable, but from what I've seen from other people, I guess it's normal.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on June 01, 2007, 03:28:00 am
Sex dreams I presume should be normal for a healthy guy.

I do rather get fed up of dreaming about this one girl I fancy though, I should probably, like, do something or ask her out, 'cause it's not really sex dreams, more...romantic dreams? It's odd. More just about caring for her, and weird stuff about death etc. Almost like TR00 LOVE!!!LULZ!

>.>

I did just type that out, didn't I.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Xhu on June 01, 2007, 03:32:09 am
Sex dreams I presume should be normal for a healthy guy.

I do rather get fed up of dreaming about this one girl I fancy though, I should probably, like, do something or ask her out, 'cause it's not really sex dreams, more...romantic dreams? It's odd. More just about caring for her, and weird stuff about death etc. Almost like TR00 LOVE!!!LULZ!

>.>

I did just type that out, didn't I.

Yes, and it's been quoted. There's no going back now.

Y'all should try learning to control your dreams once in a while.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on June 01, 2007, 06:10:21 am
Sex dreams I presume should be normal for a healthy guy.

I do rather get fed up of dreaming about this one girl I fancy though, I should probably, like, do something or ask her out, 'cause it's not really sex dreams, more...romantic dreams? It's odd. More just about caring for her, and weird stuff about death etc. Almost like TR00 LOVE!!!LULZ!

>.>

I did just type that out, didn't I.

Yes, and it's been quoted. There's no going back now.

Y'all should try learning to control your dreams once in a while.

I didn't say I had a problem with my dreams, did I? <<
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Pete on June 01, 2007, 01:50:09 pm
Ah, but you said 'you guess it's normal' :P

You sounded insecure, I only wished to help you! You're so adorable!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 01, 2007, 01:51:48 pm
You're so adorable!

Psst, it's not himself in his avatar.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 01, 2007, 04:12:23 pm
Sex dreams I presume should be normal for a healthy guy.
I'm not healty =]
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on June 01, 2007, 07:52:01 pm
I've only ever had two nightmares that I can remember.

The first one is not really a nightmare, but more of a silly dream that made a six-year-old me cry; my grandparents picked up my brothers and drove off to go and play ghosts somewhere, but they missed me because I was really far up some fire stairs, and I was thus left alone in a huge and dark warehouse. The second one was just a red spinning caleidoscope full of tiny bats and vampires.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on June 02, 2007, 01:12:53 am
Right... weird dream time again. This one was fairly awesome, at least in my opinion.
First, I dream that I am in a semi-deserted city, inside an office building or sthing. I'm stalking/hiding from a brutal murderer (kinda like Pyramid Head from Silent Hill) inside an air duct while the sounds of horrible slaughter emanates from a room nearby. When all sounds stop and I reckon the killer has gone away, I decide to sneak out of the building. I go down the stairs and arrive in the lobby, where I see that the building has been surrounded by zombie-like creatures, who have all noticed me and started to move in my direction. I start to go up again, but decide that I have too little time and stand still instead so they can kill me and I can load a new savegame (yes, that was actually what I thought). I then get slowly enveloped by the zombies who start gnawing on me. The weird thing is, I didn't even dream that I was in a videogame, and that I actually felt the zombies eating me...
I don't remember any more until the next part of the dream. I was in a classroom, and it turned out to be my old class from secondary school. Everyone around me was 14 years or so, except me. Well, I may have been 14 or something myself, but I distinctly recall that I somehow *knew* I was older, that I had finished secondary a long time ago and didn't need to be there. The class settles down, and one of the teachers announce that today is the big test day. I'm like, "Wtf? What test?" and the teacher tells me to sit down and be quiet, and then he proceeds to mock me like "Hey everyone, seems our big know-it-all has forgotten the test" and stuff. Then he hands it out, and when I get the test it seems a little weird but really easy.
Next thing that happens is that I somehow *feel* that something bad is about to happen. I try to tell people around me, but they just won't listen. Then there is an explosion and suddenly the building is on fire. People start to flee but I remain behind to look for injured people and help them escape. I somehow realize that I have magnetic powers (like Magneto from the X-men universe) and come to another shocking realization: the feeling I got right before the explosion was that of a massive electromagnetic burst. Right then and there the only thing that I could think of that triggers such a disruption is a nuclear blast. Sure enough; I peek outside and there's a big crater with a mushroom cloud way too close for comfort.
Then, my NBC Engineer training kicks in (for once, these are "powers" I have in real life too :P) and I order everyone around me to start ingesting potassium iodide pills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_iodide) (which for some reason were lying around).
That's all I can remember of this night's dream sequences. There were more which I remember were cool too, but those parts are getting increasingly hazy.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on June 02, 2007, 02:04:18 am
You're so adorable!

Psst, it's not himself in his avatar.

Nope, it's a charicature.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on June 02, 2007, 03:55:58 am
Talhoffer. my friend...  wtf xD, Has anyone else noticed how all back to school dreams or ones that take place ina school are never good dreams?

McHarvey is hot
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 02, 2007, 11:15:56 am
Talhoffer, I only have one thing to say to you:
+1 for epic dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on June 02, 2007, 01:21:53 pm
I love videogame dreams. :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on June 03, 2007, 12:05:41 am
Quite awesome dream indeed, Tal.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on June 03, 2007, 12:51:24 am
I aim to please :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on June 11, 2007, 11:52:11 am
Well, I had a dream.... A wierd one, so therefore I preasumed that I will post it here.

It started with me, somewhere and then I go somewhere and then....... DAMN. Forgot.

Well, since I forgot that one, I will write this one instead! :D
Well, I like this dream, I command myself to dream it often:
The story can be diffrent from dream to dream, but its kinda the same; I HAVE THE POWER. ;)


Well, basicly, I am the Chosen One, I have the powers, I can; Teleport, manipulate time in ways that you cant even imagine, BLAST EVERYFUCKINGONE TO HELL(Looks kinda like Kame-Hame-Ha from DB), Mindcontrol, which means, Read, Change, and manipulate... Moahahaaaa... (The main thing I use it for is sex. Lots of it. Hehehe.) And then I can create things too, like; EVERYTHING. (And yes even little penises...(Pervs >__>)) Well, now that you know this, I can tell the actual dream:

Usually it starts with a couple of days in school, fastforward, when I get teased, and hit and other things, and then, I:


1)Runs out to the yard where a BIG thunderstorm approaches and 6-7 flashes hits me, so I get unconious, everyone rushes to me and the day after I realise I have the powers. Or, I wake up directly after I get hit, and realizes that I have the power... :P

Or 2) The one I usually dream, where I just get knocked down to the floor, and then, I rise up, looking REALLY mad with my eyes red and all that, and then, it gets all fuzzy around me or I would rather call it, like when, MegaMan is about to charge up, that stuff comes all around me, a big light is surrounding me, lighting stikes around me and in me... And then, looking with big bloody teeths, and big evil red eyes, evil as Satan himself.


And after that, I usually, depending on my mood, go around and KILL SLAUGHTER everyone, almost, not girls, and not my friends and not the teachers, otherwise, EVERYONE, at least at school...

Or, I feel like having sex, it's often beginning 1 as it's more igconito. So the next day I go around as usually, with one exeption, I have SEX, LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Since you all know how sex is, I will not go in on details... :P Though I can tell, that I managed to give the girls multiple orgasms, plus some fountain orgams... Hehe ;)

Well, that's the whole story if it's VERY shortened... :P


Btw, does anyone of you have this dreams when you can feel and hear everything really really good? I have had loads of those dreams... Once, hehe, it was so realistic, so I did not know if I was dreaming or not, so I went to the closest window, and smashed it. That was fun, though my hand hurt... :P

Well, that was my dream... :P Btw, I think my keyboard is on fire... O_o FRETS KEYS ON FIREE!!! >_<
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on June 11, 2007, 12:01:23 pm
I remember the desire to have such power back in high school, power with which I could strike back and show my disliking of being messed with. Now I just want unlimited strength and invincibility, with no intention of using it. Oh, and..
Since you all know how sex is
No. :P

But here's a dream I had half an hour ago:

Main characters include a teacher at a school, a murderer in prison and a police officer. For some reason, the teacher destroys some of the bars in the inmate's cell, allowing him to escape. He does this by replacing one of the bars with straws. The two make some sort of deal; the inmate murders the people the teacher tells him to. In the beginning, this means alls the other teachers on the school. There's only very few left in the end.

At some point there's also a fight inside the prison, and the inmate uses his escape possibility to get out of his cell and fight. This is caught on tape, and the police officer becomes very suspicious.

Meanwhile, the inmate is out and he's plotting a new murder with the teacher. At the same time, the teacher is on a date, flirting around with this really fat teacher who's one of the last ones alive. He's talking with the inmate on the phone, giving commands, and the fat woman is curious and all "who're you talking to? why're being so prompt?" But she doesn't find out what's happening.

Later, though, the officer catches the inmate and shows him the videotape of him escaping the cell, zooming in on two missing bars that allowed him to sneak through. The inmate says something like "ok, you've got us. I'll arrange a meeting with my boss. You'll have to come in a small boat." The policeman agrees, and soon they're somewhere out at sea by some island, under some bridge, with the murderer in a yacht, the policeman in a silly, little policeboat, and the teacher on Cutty Sark. The bad guys start firing their cannons at the policeboat. Sensing the danger, the policeman jumps in the water for protection. He dives down underwater in search for any help. As he resurfaces, the teacher is suddenly there, and puts a huge and heavy glass bowl on his head, making him sink way down into the water before he managed to get it off. There's a little world down there. Realizing there's not enough time to get back up before he's out of air, the policeman desperately tries to find some air pocket somewhere. He swims over to some strange sunken construction of some sort; a small dome with a tube, caulked with an iron disc of some kind. He kicks on the disc, and it moves inward, but bounces back out. He kicks again and again and again. Suddenly, the disc pops off, and some bubbles emerge. He swims in through the tube, hoping there's air in the dome.

Then he emerges only a fraction of a second later, wearing and oldschool diver's helmet. But not just that; he's obtained some awesome upgrade, allowing him to swim real fast. He gets up to the surface and realizes that the sun powers him up even further, and he's practically able to run on and into the water at an amazing speed. He uses this power to jump and dive and destroy the smaller boats used by the bad guys, gaining the upperhand in the situation.

And then I wake up.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on June 11, 2007, 01:09:23 pm
I had quite a strange dream just night before.

Dream started when I was driving my car on the beach road. I listened some music and it was really hot summer day. Wind blew my hair as I had all windows open. I slided through roads like ice cube on hot frying pan, my conscious melting away in the haze of sunshine. I thought about my duty which brought me back to this road... I was going to attend a funeral. My dear teacher, or more likely my mentor, has died. In my eyes I saw how things happened before I came.

There was this old couple. Husband of that couple used all his spare time building a sailing boat. His dream was that he could sail the seas with his wife, being free and all. Before the boat was ready he died of heart attack. Just a natural death and all. He was fishing on the beach when suddenly he changed colours, grasped his chest and fell down. One of his kids (they all were adults) found him as he was fishing with his father further up the beach.

So... The funerals were coming and his children and wife were mourning. They were mourning because he was dead but they wanted to fulfill his dream and build that boat ready before funeral. They build it together and worked together. As they build it they talked about deceased and worked their sorrow while doing it. Eventually boat came ready and it was mighty fine.

Then the funeral day came and they buried their beloved husband and father. I had just arrived and listened how they talked kind and loving words of their loved one. I talked about respect and how I always thought him like a mountain - giant of mind and personality, mountain that taught me how to live. When the casket was lied down the hole we begun filling it. Each of us took shovel and shoveled sand down the bottom. Sun shone and we all begun to get sweaty. When the work was done we all moved to the beach and were ready to launch that boat to the waves of lake. Boat was named "Ikiuni" (trsl. Foreversleep) and we took wedges out and boat rolled to water. Unfortunately there was this platform (bridge or dock) and the boat crashed to it. It's bow entered some sort of hole and weight of boat twisted and crushed the whole boat. We watched how it sank leaving only small fragments floating on the surface. None of us was really sad because, as we talked about it, among us there was none who could have sailed that boat. We all were really thankful that through that boat we had found each other and our mutual love to the deceased person. Boat was his dream and through his dream we had found our own dream. Like every other dream that dream had come to an end and we all were pleased that it was such a healing and tender dream.

After that I drove with my car to home, embraced my own family and was delighted because one of our (mine and my wife's) friends was there also. We sat on the table and shared a meal. I started to tell them about that peculiar series of events I just have gone through.

Then I woke up... smiling.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on June 11, 2007, 09:46:14 pm
I had a dream I was sitting next to my grandmother while she did the dishes and sang along to Bon Jovi songs on the TV in another room.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on June 20, 2007, 11:56:45 am
I had a REALLY strange dream, I was first dreaming that I was with this girl in the backseat of some car that was driving...

So me and this girl was making out, and somehow my pants went down, but my trousers were still there... And JUST AT THAT MOMENT her parents, who were in front, looked back. And they saw me, they got pissed and threw me out of the car.

But I really loved that girl, so I tried to follow, and it went good for a while, but then I saw that she got out of the car and started walking somewhere... And I desperatly wanted to know where she lived. Because for some reason I did not even know her name... :P

Well anyway, she then took a bike, and I was like, how the hell? So I RAN fast as hell back home, took my dads car, somehow.

And started to go back, and the funny thing, I drove really good. Well anyway, I drove towards her, and I did not see her,

And At some point I saw LOADS of big police cars drive by me, but they ignored me because they were going somewhere...

And I continued to look, and at some point I got to a bicycle road,  and it somehow became a smaller car, but its still a Volvo 240, but smaller. Anyway, I drove, and then I saw a police riding a bike, and somehow my car became a bike too. And then, I started to think, should I go there? Its high chance that she went there, but then the police might catch me...

But then I saw that the lights were green, so I went casually but hurried there, but it turned red at the moment I came, and yes, the police saw me.

And the most funny thing, I have been caught driving a car before in my dreams, and now he got really pissed, but he though it was a bike with a motor(Phew), and I went like;
BUT noooooo! My birthday is in a week! But no, That did not work.

And then he was pissed, confiscated my car, and then I though, FUCK MY DAD IS GOING TO KILL ME! And then I looked around, saw that dad sat at his computer looking at me, really mad and disappointed. Then the alarm rang.
Geesh it was wierd. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: ktulu on June 20, 2007, 02:13:29 pm
Ok, here's a kind of a weird dream I had a couple of days ago...

It's early in the morning, maybe 5-6 AM (or maybe late at night), it's kinda dark, like when an eclipse occurs.
I'm sleeping and someone rings the doorbell. I wake up and go to my window (which overlooks the yard and I can barely see that some people have gathered in front of the house.
I dress up as quick as I can, my mom goes out the door and greets the visitors. She says:"Come on, your friends are here, hurry up."
I have no idea what she's talking about.
And then, I open the door and (I'm not making this up) I see Robert with a bunch of people (that I somehow know they're neighbours who love Machinae Supremacy). He looks at me, somewhat disappointed because I should hurry.
I ask him:"What's up, what's going on?"
And he says, with a bunch of others saying it also:"Come on, it's done. The video is done, we're all going to the screening to watch it together. You coming?"
I say:"Yeah, sure!", and exit through the door... and I wake up :P.

Cool stuff huh?  ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on June 20, 2007, 06:08:30 pm
Today I dreamt a bunch of deviantART artists sent me lots of angry and/or ambiguous mails.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gazus on June 20, 2007, 10:10:47 pm
Last night, I dreamt of a friend's phone message.
"Do you know what are Mysteries of teh Wild Wild East ?"
"Wait, man, you mean West !"
"No, East !"
"Heeh... Prostitues from Honk Kong ?"
"Too bad, you lost the three billions money gift !"
"Oh my god, I'm talking to a phone....."



Then later, I dreamt of having sex with my gf, and when I realized that I actually was trying to fuck... my bed.
(that may come from the fact I stopped antidepressives medics, few days ago...)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on June 24, 2007, 02:47:52 pm
AARGH!

don't remember a lot of detail from this one... but here goes.


9 friends and I spent a long time collecting these "artifacts" and when we finally did we put it all into this very large center piece and all stood around it. A beam of light started shooting out and hitting one person, then reflecting/changing colors and going to the next. It went all over hitting everyone changing to red, green, blue, yellow, etc.  Each person got a special power as it touched them.

it touched me last, turning pink before it reached me.

My power? Soap... and Water.
I became the "Scrub" wizard.
and while everyone else went off on a SUPER AWESOME adventure, I opened a stupid frigging car wash.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on June 24, 2007, 05:14:16 pm
Excellent dream Sirix. I actually laughed out for it... Sounds something I could have dreamed of. Soap I mean. I don't mean that I'm dirty or anything (although some of my friends do actually call me Dirty Harry) but the pink, soap, water... It's just excellent and cool 8)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: evilcandybag on June 26, 2007, 11:03:08 am
I had a quite wierd dream during my InterRail trip.

I dreamed that me and my friends had a few extra days to kill before going to Woodstage Festival, so we decided to go to Austria (because from there we could apparently just take the train south to get to the festival in Germany) to visit some friends there who were putting up an opera show about some girl in a red dress. Thing was, the show would be illegal, since Austrian law demanded girls were clad in green, since green clothes are easier to see through.
Since it was more than a week since I dreamed it, I can't remember more than that, but it was one fucked up dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on June 26, 2007, 12:28:23 pm
I had a quite wierd dream during my InterRail trip.

I dreamed that me and my friends had a few extra days to kill before going to Woodstage Festival, so we decided to go to Austria (because from there we could apparently just take the train south to get to the festival in Germany) to visit some friends there who were putting up an opera show about some girl in a red dress. Thing was, the show would be illegal, since Austrian law demanded girls were clad in green, since green clothes are easier to see through.
Since it was more than a week since I dreamed it, I can't remember more than that, but it was one fucked up dream.

lol
I love how dreams present really fscked up things as really normal.
inside the dream it's like "of COURSE it's the law for girls to wear green so we can see through it easier..."
but when you wake up you're all "god i'm FsCKED!"
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Solbullen on June 27, 2007, 03:43:21 pm
Last week or so I dreamt of walking through a white painted forest talking to a friendly lion, later on a bunch of angered parents chased me through corridors screaming than I didn't have the right to cast any spells on their kids...  it all ended with me having a nice barbecue with the lion and some friends.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on August 04, 2007, 09:44:19 pm
Today I dreamt that me and my brother had disguised ourselves as two members of the Norwegian royal family. I was princess Märtha Louise and my brother was her husband, Ari Behn. We were doing some undercover work at a royal party, where we had also brough our actual family. Somewhere during the party, however, we decided to head back home. In a horse wagon coached by my real family. Some yards down the road, however, this Ari Behn dude started getting oddly close, which made me uncomfortable seeing that it was really my own brother. At some point he tried to kiss me, something I averted by acting dismissive. This actually made him angry, and he got all "I'm in charge here and I decide when we kiss, don't you dare say no to me!" At this point we realized that this wasn't my brother at all, it was the real Ari Behn! This was, of course, a quite disturbing misunderstanding, so we chucked him out of the wagon.

Last I remember of this dream was an alarmed feeling about the discovery of what a dominating asshole Ari Behn really was, as well as the fear of being executed for having chucked a member of the royal family out of a horse wagon for trying to kiss his wife.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on August 04, 2007, 09:49:15 pm
Last week or so I dreamt of walking through a white painted forest talking to a friendly lion, later on a bunch of angered parents chased me through corridors screaming than I didn't have the right to cast any spells on their kids...  it all ended with me having a nice barbecue with the lion and some friends.

Narnia? ;D

I cant remeber last nights dream.
It was fucked up though. ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on August 04, 2007, 10:41:51 pm
I've been having really weird dreams lately, probably due to a combination of staying up late and combined super-happiness/stress.

Aside from various dreams over the week involving things such as libraries (inside museums?), dark school hallways, and people saying "oh yeah, I was just kidding" to me after saying something that displeased me in real life, this one was pretty weird.

Well, I was outside of my old high school. It was near the end of summer, and they had been doing renovations, and I guess they were having some kind of grand re-opening to show them off. Odd thing was, my school had suddenly become a lot more posh, had some extra floors added, and was now located in front of an ocean-side cliff with a big green lawn between them. It was bright and sunny, windy, and the waves were crashing pretty hard. I was there with a girl I've recently met. The headmaster cut the tape to the entrance, and everyone walked in.

Basically, everything in the school was completely different; odd thing was, it still somewhat resembled my dream high school from previous dreams. In the older ones, There was a foyer, with a long atrium that led to some double doors and the cafeteria. Now, though, they had built a wall over the entrance to the atrium, and made a new hallway to the left side that wrapped around where the atrium was, and led to a stair case and an exit if you went straight ahead. This girl and I went through the new hallway and took a right to go to the cafeteria, and wound up walking down some stairs. At the bottom of the stairs, it opened up to the cafeteria, but for some reason there was a rope partition, and a lot of folding chairs on our side. She said "oh man, OCD attack" and started moving the chairs around (re-folding them in a different way?), I started to help her, and then she told me she had new glasses, and I was all "awh, they look really good on you."

The end.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Bocom on August 05, 2007, 06:56:55 pm
I've been having really weird dreams lately, probably due to a combination of staying up late and combined super-happiness/stress.

Aside from various dreams over the week involving things such as libraries (inside museums?), dark school hallways, and people saying "oh yeah, I was just kidding" to me after saying something that displeased me in real life, this one was pretty weird.

Well, I was outside of my old high school. It was near the end of summer, and they had been doing renovations, and I guess they were having some kind of grand re-opening to show them off. Odd thing was, my school had suddenly become a lot more posh, had some extra floors added, and was now located in front of an ocean-side cliff with a big green lawn between them. It was bright and sunny, windy, and the waves were crashing pretty hard. I was there with a girl I've recently met. The headmaster cut the tape to the entrance, and everyone walked in.

Basically, everything in the school was completely different; odd thing was, it still somewhat resembled my dream high school from previous dreams. In the older ones, There was a foyer, with a long atrium that led to some double doors and the cafeteria. Now, though, they had built a wall over the entrance to the atrium, and made a new hallway to the left side that wrapped around where the atrium was, and led to a stair case and an exit if you went straight ahead. This girl and I went through the new hallway and took a right to go to the cafeteria, and wound up walking down some stairs. At the bottom of the stairs, it opened up to the cafeteria, but for some reason there was a rope partition, and a lot of folding chairs on our side. She said "oh man, OCD attack" and started moving the chairs around (re-folding them in a different way?), I started to help her, and then she told me she had new glasses, and I was all "awh, they look really good on you."

The end.

Uhm...
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on August 05, 2007, 11:05:58 pm
Uhm...

I think there's a general disclaimer in this thread that says "the following dreams may not make any sense."  :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Bocom on August 06, 2007, 12:10:27 am
Uhm...

I think there's a general disclaimer in this thread that says "the following dreams may not make any sense."  :P

Well, duh! :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on August 06, 2007, 12:38:40 am
Another weird dream this night. Sitting in my university college's cafeteria, chatting to my friends. Then I suddenly see my mom, who's coming over to me saying I should pick up my gear too. I realize she's carrying a bunch of military-grade equipment (uniform, beret, combat vest etc), and then she starts to ask me for advice about using, packing and storing the stuff, since I've already been in the army. I give her a few pointers and then go over to get my gear at a counter that's suddenly sprung into existence.
Then suddenly everything fast-forwards, and suddenly I'm in the forests surronding my hometown, clad in full combat gear and wearing skis (for some reason it's suddenly winter). I'm apparently part of a patrol that are to scout out the area for possible enemy activity. Since I know the area to some degree, I'm selected to lead the patrol. After a few miles, hitching a ride from a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bv_206 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bv_206) tracked vehicle by holding onto a couple of ropes attached to the rear (actually a technique that's used for rapid movement, called "snørekjøring" ("cord riding") - it works well until someone loses their balance), we arrive at a huge, abandoned old manor house. I notice that it's been broken into, and start investigating it with my squad. The place is filled with all sorts of junk, including an old truck actually larger than the entryway (yes, we start to wonder how and why the hell it got indoors without tearing out the walls). As we proceed deeper into the manor, we notice that the place start to resemble a shop... not any shop, but a comic book and fantasy stuff shop, open for business! For some reason, this seems perfectly reasonable to us, and somehow know that it is supposed to be here. After chatting to the owner about some potential fire hazards, we move on. End of dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Bocom on August 06, 2007, 01:51:12 am
I love how most of the dreams here ends do quickly. :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on August 06, 2007, 02:19:52 am
thats because you suddenly wake up.
i cant remember where i heard it, but apparantly dreams you wake up from halfway in are ones you remember, whereas the ones that finish whilst you're asleep you tend to simply forget.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Bocom on August 06, 2007, 02:27:25 am
thats because you suddenly wake up.
i cant remember where i heard it, but apparantly dreams you wake up from halfway in are ones you remember, whereas the ones that finish whilst you're asleep you tend to simply forget.


I could give a repetition in biography to explain this.

But now I need sleep! :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on August 07, 2007, 03:53:49 pm
I dreamt a really strange dream recently...

I was Jack-5(Tekken5), going rampage a little randomly here and there, mostly my school.
    I was having this awesome heavylikeshit music in the background(in the dream, not irl).
And while I was rampaging, doing some cool moves with peoples spines, fucking mcr came and disturbed!
    Got this frigging "Im not afraid to keep on living" song on loop, and crap that was so annoying, you do not break other peoples spines with mcr in the background!! I mean, seriously!
    And when I finaly got it out, this other shitty song came.
    Or, it was rather some melody, with nothing on it.
    Annoying as hell.
When I finaly got that out aswell, I got good music again.
    So I continued breaking and throwing people with the button indicator also...
I continued doing that a good while, when suddenly my teacher came and goes like:
"Igor! What are you doing here?! The class has started!!!"
    And I was stunned. So I just followed her and sat down and started to do math.
    Crap.

:P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 07, 2007, 04:18:30 pm
I had a dream about dinosaurs tonight.

It all started out as a sort of Jurassic Park-esque thing. Something like Jurassic Park 3, just after the crash-landing. We're attacked by Spinosaurs, then run away to an open field with some tall, but very thin trees. A tyrannosaurus appears, and we decide to climb the trees to get away from it. Alan Grant comments that I stole his tree. But, at any rate, it was not a good idea. The huge beast decides to crash into one of the trees to get its food. So while it's busy, we run away.

Then, for some reason, the field is suddenly a huge (american) football field, or something like that. And there are lots of humans and dinosaurs, both dressed in some sort of sports uniforms. I think the dinosaurs had boxing gloves on. We've been recruited into a team game of sorts, and we play. At some point, I get knocked out, and when I wake up, first there's a male voice talking about raping me or something, but it gets evident that I'm awake as I quip up a snappy reply. My vision goes from black to focused, and I get up. There's a cute girl (she seemed to be several years older than me, though, which is unusual, but hardly surprising) from the other team there, deciding to help me. And then it gets erotic. In full view of all the players of the game (tyrannosauruses and all). I remember it felt a bit awkward.

I have no ideas why half of the dreams I remember end up erotic. Probably because I tend to get woken up by them.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on August 07, 2007, 10:57:08 pm
I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 07, 2007, 10:58:30 pm
I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.
A journal is the first step to lucid dreaming
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on August 07, 2007, 11:07:56 pm
I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.
A journal is the first step to lucid dreaming

I'll lucid dreaming you!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Laser.T on August 07, 2007, 11:10:07 pm
I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.
A journal is the first step to lucid dreaming

I'll lucid dreaming you!

:D

I haven't had any explicit dreams lately. But when I think about it, the last memory from a dream I had was a pair of boobs that I was groping - B cup.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on August 07, 2007, 11:10:29 pm
Today I dreamt about a bog behind my parents' house. I dreamt I put on Link's Iron Boots and sank down to the bottom, where there was some kind of huge and surprisingly bright underwaterscape. Followed by some aquatic animals including a starfish, a sponge and a squid, I walked across the bogbed upon which there were located some big bubbles here and there. I learned that there were two kinds of bubbles: one type through which you could ascend back to the surface, and another in which the starfish could breathe. All the others, including me, were holding their breaths all the time underwater.

Walking to the very last bubble, an ascension bubble, only the starfish and me remained. The others were too weak and had lagged behind during the trip. The starfish had of course found a breathing bubble. So, er.. we won!

I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.

Recommended!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on August 08, 2007, 02:28:17 am
I've had two frequent themes in my dreams lately. One of themes is "grave yard" and other is "succubus".

Grave yard : It's autumn and leaves are yellow and red. Air is moist. Earth and grass smells great. I sit by the grave and speak with "someone". That someone is someone I see regularly in my dreams but I don't know who he is and I've never seen him clearly. He takes various forms (when it comes to theme of "death") like burned and drowned submarine crew member at seashore once or, usually, figure in dark clothes. I never see his face clearly and I never remember what we spoke of. But the dream ends always in that we rise up and do something. With submarine man we lifted net full of drowned corpses (other crew members) and lately, with that figure in dark, we have watched how birds fly in the autumn sky. Crows and seaguls. I remember that man pointing something out with his right index finger but I cannot remember what it was... Possibly a tower or something similar at horizon.

Succubus is dream where this person I see regularly in my dreams comes and seduces me. That person is same although she looks different at times. She might look like someone I know IRL but personality is always the same. There's one form she prefers : small darkhaired woman. Lately she has been blonde. These dreams are very lucid dreams and I like them lot.

Both dreamtypes are something I've seen some ten to fifteen years. There are some other dream types as well like "two moons in the sky" and "train" and so on. There might be several years before I see one them again (especially that "grave yard" and "two moons in the sky" theme) but they will come again at some point. Train dreams I've seen since I've been little kid. Usually I'm feverish when I see them.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on August 08, 2007, 10:37:50 pm
i had a dream i was running away from a bunch of girls.

this involved crawling through a bunch of snails... and then the girls caught me anyway. dunno what they did though.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on August 08, 2007, 10:50:48 pm
Ok, here goes.

I was at my university, but as things are in dreams so often, it looked nothing like my University really looked like.
I was on a higher level looking down to the bottom over a rail, when a friend of mine from very far away that I haven't seen in a long
time came in.
I call to her and we meet.
We are sitting on the floor with some other people where she confesses that she came back to "be" with me.
I tell her that that, of course, isn't possible.

She seems to get over it fairly quickly and next I know the two of us as well as some others including my mother and my sister are going to see a movie.
we get to the theatre, but the entrance isn't an entrance at all.
Instead there is a large hill of sand going up and then sharply down like so /\
on our side there were lumps starting very small farther down but growing and climbing the sand hill.
as they got bigger they emerged from the sand.  They were foot/hand holds much like you see on an inside rock climbing wall.
we used these to get over the hill where we then slid down the other side.
There, there were hundreds of squares made of sand, seperated by about 5 feet by some sort of "dream" emptiness.
the man told us that he needed 4 in 1 square, 1 more in a square off in the distance, and 3 in another.
he then raised his hand and we all flew to squares randomnly.
I ended up with my sister, my mother and another person whom I do not know and/or remember.
The movie started (not sure how or where... there was no screen... the dream -became- the screen)
and the details from then on out are hazy and not really there.

so yeah.
arrr.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: iggMaN^ on August 08, 2007, 11:04:54 pm
i had a dream i was running away from a bunch of girls.

Lol, Studio B - I see girls... ;D

I keep waking up and saying "oh shit, that was a weird dream, I can't wait to write about it" but then I forget it an hour later.  :( Maybe I need to start one of those journal things.
A journal is the first step to lucid dreaming

I'll lucid dreaming you!

:D

I haven't had any explicit dreams lately. But when I think about it, the last memory from a dream I had was a pair of boobs that I was groping - B cup.

I often have explicit dreams ;D
Maybe it has somethign with me being a hormonraged teenager virgin? ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on August 08, 2007, 11:27:44 pm
A-ha, I remembered my dream from the other day, precisely because my dream last night took place in the -exact- same house as the first one.

The first one was boring, it involved me playing computer games while that girl I met sat on the couch. I forget what happened after that, but I remember thinking to myself during the dream, "wow, we've got a nice house..."

The one last night me (and that girl, again) were out with some friends at night when they all decided they were gonna go out somewhere. I decided to go back home, to my big-ass house. It was large, it had walls of stone on the outside, and quite a large living room. It only had one floor, but it had a very well-developed basement. Lots of yellow lights and earthy brown colors. A bit boring to look at.

Anyways, I got home, suddenly it was daylight, and I went into the house and started turning the lights on anyways. As I was doing so, I looked through the screen door I came in through, and I find everyone I had just left had parked outside and were coming into the house. Apparently my sister was home, or had arrived with them, because as they entered the house, my sister started following me around. I started crawling around on the floor and making doggy sounds, and soon everyone else followed suit. The girl and I went down a staircase (on our hands and knees, of course) that led from the living room to the front door and then from there to the basement (in a kind of half-spiral), and my sister, the only one standing upright, continued following me. We got down there, I fell over, we laughed and that was the end of the dream.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Sirix on August 08, 2007, 11:44:01 pm
A-ha, I remembered my dream from the other day, precisely because my dream last night took place in the -exact- same house as the first one.

The first one was boring, it involved me playing computer games while that girl I met sat on the couch. I forget what happened after that, but I remember thinking to myself during the dream, "wow, we've got a nice house..."

The one last night me (and that girl, again) were out with some friends at night when they all decided they were gonna go out somewhere. I decided to go back home, to my big-ass house. It was large, it had walls of stone on the outside, and quite a large living room. It only had one floor, but it had a very well-developed basement. Lots of yellow lights and earthy brown colors. A bit boring to look at.

Anyways, I got home, suddenly it was daylight, and I went into the house and started turning the lights on anyways. As I was doing so, I looked through the screen door I came in through, and I find everyone I had just left had parked outside and were coming into the house. Apparently my sister was home, or had arrived with them, because as they entered the house, my sister started following me around. I started crawling around on the floor and making doggy sounds, and soon everyone else followed suit. The girl and I went down a staircase (on our hands and knees, of course) that led from the living room to the front door and then from there to the basement (in a kind of half-spiral), and my sister, the only one standing upright, continued following me. We got down there, I fell over, we laughed and that was the end of the dream.



I love when a dream has continuation (IE: same "dream" house)

the "University that wasn't my university" that I mentioned above was on such situation.
I've had a dream with this same place before... and there I was again.

It's almost a special place for me now... when I think of this place that exists only in my mind... I want to be there.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: WereVolvo on August 09, 2007, 12:56:23 am
Yet another weird dream this night.

This time, I'm in a prison camp or something like that, run by some bad guys (fleeting recollections from the dream makes me think they're nazi germans). I'm in there with some classmates from primary school, and we've just decided to steal weapons and kill/subdue all the guards. We sneak into a weapon storage depot without much difficulty and start handing round guns. When it comes to my turn, however, I only find a disassembled H&K G3A3. I start trying to assemble it back together (thinking it shouldn't be difficult, since I used one of these when I was in the army), but for some reason I can't do it... some pieces are suddenly a different shape and won't fit together. I search around for other weapons, and find an old MP40 submachinegun and a bolt-action sniper rifle, but ammunition proves more difficult to find. One of my classmates mentions that he found some ammo down in the cellar, in one of the officers' rooms. I wander down there while the others start moving out to secure the camp. Once in the room I find, hidden between some teddy bears on a bed (WTF? This was supposed to be a nazi officer's sleeping quarters), a sweet semi-automatic H&K PSG-1 sniper rifle, much to my delight, but no ammunition. I sigh and move further into the cellars, which increasingly start to resemble a children's dormitory in an orphanage or boarding school or something, only with added fluffiness and toys scattered around. I notice a little girl and ask her where they keep the ammunition. She points at a door and explains that it is off-limits and guarded by very mean people. I open the door and peek into the room, and sure enough it is guarded. Guarded by people in viking outfits wielding swords and axes! I sigh loudly again, pick up a toy sword and shield lying nearby and start fighting the guards. The fight strangely resembles a reenactment showfight, with me beating the shit out of my opponents. We stop fighting and I start to talk with them, since they seem to be fellow viking reenactors, and promptly I forget all about ammunition. Dream ends.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on August 19, 2007, 02:52:02 pm
For some reason, I was living in the forest behind my old house, in a treehouse suspended not too far above the ground. It was spacious and had a hammock on which I slept, wearing my sleeping bag. In the same forest lived Zeke Wolf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf#Disney.27s_Big_Bad_Wolf_.28Zeke_Wolf.29), and though it's unclear to me whether I was a human, pig or rabbit, I'm positive that he was hunting me. This one night, he'd set up some very blatant traps somewhere in the forest. At dusk, I went to trigger them using rocks and Fanta bottles, and ran into three human kids. One of them got stuck in one of the traps, and I had to release him. Then I warned the kids and told them to run as I could hear something rumbling in the distance; it was, I believed, the wolf rolling like a Goron that produced this sound.

As I reached my tree house, it occured to me that it didn't look as hidden as I thought it did. And sure enough, after I'd safely settled myself in my sleeping bag, the wolf showed up, sporting that typical Disney-type ancient muzzle-loading rifle. And the bastard was shooting holes in my house! I nearly got hit, but I jumped out of the hammock in time. I knew he knew I was there and he wouldn't turn back; he'd come to kill me. After I had despaired for a while, he started climbing up, and soon came through a hole in the wall. Suddenly, he had a hearing horn. I took it from him and hit him with it, effectively disarming him from his rifle, which had now turned into a really long sea scallop shell. So he pulled out this large knife instead. And now I'm really puzzled as to how I managed this, but I stole the knife from him (and a measuring meter, too). As he seemed to back down, I said "oh, you're not fooling me, you've still got that other knife!" And true enough, he pulled out a swiss army knife and faced me again. The big knife I had nicked from him had suddenly turned into another swiss army knife, and I found myself not very willing to face this final and doomed-to-be messy showdown. So I ran towards the house, the wolf chasing after me, while I was hoping I had the front door key in my pocket.

Which I didn't. So instead we stood on the veranda, facing eachother, and I desperately called for help. Then my dad came through the back door, carrying a huge glass of champagne soda. I threw it at the wolf, and he ran away.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on August 22, 2007, 11:38:08 pm
I haven't had any explicit dreams lately. But when I think about it, the last memory from a dream I had was a pair of boobs that I was groping - B cup.

Where did you buy this dream from? And does it come in different sizes?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Laser.T on August 23, 2007, 01:01:36 am
I haven't had any explicit dreams lately. But when I think about it, the last memory from a dream I had was a pair of boobs that I was groping - B cup.

Where did you buy this dream from? And does it come in different sizes?

It's one-of-a-kind and it's mine. You'd have to kill me for it. ^-^

For the first time in months I had a dream a couple of nights ago, and it was scary with a ghost which I don't think I've dreamt about for about 8 years.
I was at some event, but I wasn't enjoying myself, in fact I was rushing about all flustered, trying to catch up to people but never managing to and always being late for things. Anyway I return to my hotel room and take a shower. I step out of the shower and wrap a towel around me and see a blue flash out of the corner of my eye. I check but don't see anything and pass it off as a trick of the light/my eyes playing tricks. But then suddenly, my towel is grabbed and pulled down off me and I barely managed to keep a hold on it. Looking down I see a tiny little semi-translucent glowing-blue sprite thing and my mind screams "omigosh, it's a poltergeist!" It's starts zipping around the room tearing at things and knocking them over and I'm just stuck there, terrified.
And that was it. No reason - just a sprite/poltergeist in my dream and scaring the life outta me.  :-\
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: evilcandybag on August 23, 2007, 01:08:44 am
It is most likely a signed that you were abused by your second uncle once removed. Go murder him.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Ant on August 23, 2007, 03:13:49 am
I get quite a few re-occuring dreams like, when my secondary school is an inside theme park with uncomfortable rides that just make you feel ill.

Another one I particularly remember well is with my primary school, I'm 21 and at my primary school visiting my old teachers. Suddenly, I hear gunshots outside and just start running to get outside shouting "HOLY SHIT!" and just wondering what in the fuck is going on. So I get outside the front doors, and there's a gravel carpark with about 15-20 cars parked in it. Then, on a side road on the right of where I'm standing is this immense line of cars of gang members driving past and doing drive-by's on the school, then, just drove-off without looking back.

I'm standing there absolutely bewildered by what's going on, I can't believe that could ever happen because the school is a familiar place I have emotional ties with. Anyway, I decide it's best to jump under one of the cars even though some were exploding from the petrol tanks being shot, and I lie there for a while, a small child comes up to me and hands me a gun, I don't have a clue how to use a real pistol, so I lie there attempting to shoot at the cars, and, I'd get some good shots. But it wasn't enough, a second after I just awaken in an upright position and groggy. I have thought about this dream a lot in the past and wondered about it, and the only reason I can think of is either, maybe the car I was under blew up and killed me instantly? Or my brain hasn't felt that amount of pain nor death and, so, can't re-create it in a dream, you know, like the only limit is the human mind?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Gravehill on August 23, 2007, 07:22:25 am
Last night I had dream where living a normal day. I went to refrigerator and filled my glass with cola. Apparently someone has changed that cola to some sort of acid. I had to spit everything out and I lost three teeth from upper side (one of them was split vertically so there remained grayish black, bleeding ruins of other half of it) and something around six teeth from lower jaw. Teeth from lower side went complete with their roots and looked like false teeth when they were lying there on the floor. Rest of my teeth remained in mouth but they were very loose and hurted. Dream ended when I called dentist.

I posted this as weird dream although it does make a sense. I've thought for some weeks that I should go to see dentist because I think that I've got my first hole. Probably has something to do with massive amounts of cola drinks I drink. Anyways... Somewhere along this thread someone posted dream about loosing teeth and I thought that it was something I would never see. Well... I just did.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 23, 2007, 10:49:42 pm
i had a dream about driving a car then crashing it injuring all my mates who were in it, gah!
it was horrible ;p
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: evilcandybag on August 24, 2007, 03:56:15 am
I had a dream about me being Peter the Great, attacking the French. But then Montezuma and Wang Kon launched a joint attack on my weakest border city.

Oh wait, that was just me playing Civ 4 all night. Sorry.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on August 24, 2007, 09:12:05 am
Montezuma can suck a duck.

also william of orange. and hammurabi with his goddamn bowmen.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: evilcandybag on August 24, 2007, 12:07:31 pm
Montezuma can suck a duck.

He did, alright. The duck called Cossacks. Lots of ducks, really.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on May 16, 2008, 08:22:40 pm
REVIVAL!!!

Insane dream. So, for awhile, I was on Skype with MDX and we were talking about Ragnarok online and Dragons, and then Ant came in and starting telling me a story about these dragoons that he was related to all these years ago, and me and him were related (ew) and we were supposed to go tell the story to other people because we were trying to find the other people who had the dragoons as their ancestors, and there was one for each color! I was Blue, And was Red, and so we were like 'Okay, well, Dim is probably the black one!' (Haha Dim, sorry) and so we went to my grandparents house to find her and she had crazy cool purple hair and we were like, 'oh well maybe she's purple then!' So we told her the story and she said to come back later, and so I was like 'Oh oh, MDX is probably green!' So I came back home and went on Skype but he wasn't there and left me a message saying he had to take care of his mother and he'd be back in about a month, and an ex of mine, Dani, was blue and he wouldn't talk to me because he hated me so we couldn't get the 'group' back together and it was really strange! So we went to go find Dim again and we couldn't and she had said something about meeting up with Gaijin. It wasn't just forumites who were involved in the dream, a couple of my  online and IRL friends as well, but no one here knows them so they weren't mentioning ;D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 16, 2008, 10:51:55 pm
There's a new weird dream thread. :P
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on May 16, 2008, 11:30:26 pm
I couldn't find it. :\
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2008, 11:46:55 pm
It's for people only. Sorry.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on May 16, 2008, 11:56:10 pm
Darn, then I can't post in the new one!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: harvey danger on May 17, 2008, 12:32:36 am
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/HarveYDamagE/Thereitis.jpg)
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on May 17, 2008, 12:38:39 am
I guess a link wouldn't have been sufficient enough.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Lysix on May 17, 2008, 12:43:52 am
how did you find this one if it was further down than the new one? thats impressive!
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Annie on May 17, 2008, 12:55:19 am
I searched "Weird Dreams" and this was the first one.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: MDX on May 17, 2008, 03:25:50 pm
 >:D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 04, 2009, 06:52:27 pm
I had the most weird, but epic dream ever. It was about earth mass evacuating earth due to a sickness or radiation leak, not sure. But it was so detailed and the fleet, starships and everything were HUUUGE

I was mostly just trying to figure out if we had internet on that ship since i have no laptop
:x
Then when i was out for a stroll on the moon (!!) i found this rock which was a lot like screwball from Super Metroid, which enabled me to fly in space and let me breathe there also. Eventually i get on this planet and meet some Sheeva from mortal kombat meets alien from alien vs predator

she was quite hot in a weird way

after i killed her i returned to my home planet and when they cheered for me (i duno why tbh) i woke up and it was 5:51 pm
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on July 23, 2011, 11:06:06 pm
I missed this thread.

Tonight, I dreamt I was screwing a fucking centaur. How sick is that? Up front, she was this gorgeous woman and a real siren. She seduced this pervert hero into saving the world, and when he'd done that, they got down with it, and suddenly I was him!

Thing is, she was so big down there, we had to use this thing that resembled a a large TRS adaptor. Also, at some point she was on her back. How is that even possible for a centaur?
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: cloudstrifex on July 24, 2011, 12:53:13 am
I missed this thread.

Tonight, I dreamt I was screwing a fucking centaur. How sick is that? Up front, she was this gorgeous woman and a real siren. She seduced this pervert hero into saving the world, and when he'd done that, they got down with it, and suddenly I was him!

Thing is, she was so big down there, we had to use this thing that resembled a a large TRS adaptor. Also, at some point she was on her back. How is that even possible for a centaur?

LOL at least you scored and that's what counts right? Funny you should revive this thread as I also had a weird dream last night. I dreamt there were tiny trilobites crawling around under my skin and I had to cut open my foot to get them out. It was pretty creepy and I woke up thinking there were bugs around me.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: evilcandybag on July 24, 2011, 12:36:11 pm
Tonight, I dreamt my brother fell down a hole in the ground (like, Alice in Wonderland deep). Later he came up through a manhole in the street outside, dressed like a firefighter asking us to help us get out all these babies he found down there. It turned out that the babies were actually dolls, but it had been too hard to see down there.
Some of the dolls looked quite normal, but some of them were extra fat and had boots and braces in their diapers. When you shook them, they played midi versions of old punk songs.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Crazywater on July 28, 2011, 04:48:14 am
Some of the dolls looked quite normal, but some of them were extra fat and had boots and braces in their diapers. When you shook them, they played midi versions of old punk songs.
I laughed out loud at this, but I don't know if it's because it is 3:40 AM or because it is funny.  :D
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: machinaeFREAK on July 31, 2011, 11:19:46 pm
Some of the dolls looked quite normal, but some of them were extra fat and had boots and braces in their diapers. When you shook them, they played midi versions of old punk songs.
I laughed out loud at this, but I don't know if it's because it is 3:40 AM or because it is funny.  :D

It is indeed funny :D



Anyway would someone help me with a problem. For the last 1.5 years I've experienced nothing but extremely weird dreams or nightmares. Let's say 75% nightmares and 15% weirdness. It's beginning to be quite a big problem, I'm not waking up well anymore, always with some neck pain or in sweat. Would someone please help me with this.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: Cerapter on August 02, 2011, 08:24:22 am
Perhaps you need an exorcism? Jokes aside, dreams may show symptoms of unresolved issues in the psyche, or simply physical sickness. For the best help, you might consider an appointment with the appropriate professional.

Could even be that you eat the wrong kind of food too soon before sleeping, or that you sleep in too high temperature. Maybe you don't let your mind rest enough during the day. But those are mere guesses, and if this is such a big problem to you, I wouldn't bet on anything too easily.
Title: Re: Weird dreams...
Post by: machinaeFREAK on August 04, 2011, 11:45:32 pm
Perhaps you need an exorcism? Jokes aside, dreams may show symptoms of unresolved issues in the psyche, or simply physical sickness. For the best help, you might consider an appointment with the appropriate professional.

Could even be that you eat the wrong kind of food too soon before sleeping, or that you sleep in too high temperature. Maybe you don't let your mind rest enough during the day. But those are mere guesses, and if this is such a big problem to you, I wouldn't bet on anything too easily.

I'll tell you the things I've been doing and not:

-It's holiday so I'm going to bed at about 22-00.00.

-I mostly drink tea and eat cookies, and sometimes some salty snacks before going to bed.

-I have my windows open at night, and I'm usually sleeping without pyjamas when it's warm.

Those are the conditions before I go to bed. Now the things that might cause some sleeping problems:

-I haven't told anyone that I'm gay besides this forum, my WoW mates, and most of my IRL mates.

-I've had some rage problems over the past year, but I'm seeing a psychologist for that now and I'm doing fine atm.

-I'm trying make variations in my daily routine (Play less WoW, instead trying to be outside more, painting Warhammer, making appointments with friends)

That's everything I can think of.


Although, last night I did have a good dream, although it was a bit vague. It involved the guys from school who I find attractive, some of my msn mates (one of who I'm going to visit in the holiday, he lives in England), a huge playground with hedges around it, castles and strange pastures, all that while continuously driving around in a 50's styled car (as far as I can remember) and argueing a with some kids on the playground. It wasn't ideal, but I liked the dream.