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Title: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 26, 2006, 10:33:25 pm
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

I'm starting to feel like this lil' bunny here. My friend*, a complete /b/tard through and through, only 14, is about to beat me to it. All my other friends did, now someone even geekier than me, and younger than me, is rubbing it in my face.

So, forums, your mission: To cheer me up by moaning that you're not getting any, too. Please.







*The friend.. It's... It's Kurt. :'(
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 26, 2006, 10:40:12 pm
I can't say I'm not getting any, as that'd just be lieing. :(
Contrary to popular belief, though, getting laid isn't a race. I'm gonna get laughed at by everyone here by saying that waiting for someone right > having sex just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 27, 2006, 01:11:13 am
What the hell is this sex anyway ?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 01:29:18 am
What the hell is this sex anyway ?


You just made my day. <3
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on November 27, 2006, 02:39:23 am
It's not about who you are or how likable you are anyway. You can be the awesomest hunk in the world and never get laid. It's all about your skills at promoting yourself and giving out the impression that you're available and interested. That, and luck. If you're bad at the first, then luck only.

This ass is probably spewing himself all over the place, acting irrational and detestable as he seemingly did here. Some females (or males?) misinterpret this and create illusions allowing them to actually tolerate such guys. As pets, of course.

If I wore a dress, I bet unicorns would reveal themselves to me in the forests.

Attaching a photo of this guy's girlfriend.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 27, 2006, 03:27:41 am
Wow, we'd better introduce him to SomethinGood.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on November 27, 2006, 06:22:28 am
(burrrrrrrnnnn...


like when i urinate.....)

I ain't gettin none! and i've been going out with my girlfriend for nearly 2 years. and we're not at all religious so it's not like we're goin to heaven or anything. so there. Would you rather have no carrot, or have one dangling in your face just out of reach?

EDIT: assume for the purposes of this exercise that carrots are orgasmic and x=4.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on November 27, 2006, 06:28:24 am
2 years, eah? Lemmie guess.. internet relationship?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Bearfoot on November 27, 2006, 10:09:41 am

So, forums, your mission: To cheer me up by moaning that you're not getting any, too. Please.


I'm turning 31 on Wednesday.  I've had one sexual encounter.


I don't remember orgasming, though I'm told I did.

does that help?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 02:20:15 pm
I'm turning 31 on Wednesday.  I've had one sexual encounter.
/me hugs Bearfoot

Would you rather have no carrot, or have one dangling in your face just out of reach?
It's better to have feelings than none at all..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on November 27, 2006, 05:39:13 pm
I haven't seen that video in ages! it totally rocks...

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 27, 2006, 05:45:41 pm
I'm getting shit all at the moment, although, i'm working on it ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 05:47:39 pm
I'm working on it too, but to no avail. She's already taken and she's not having any of it. :(
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 27, 2006, 05:50:52 pm
I'm working on it too, but to no avail. She's already taken and she's not having any of it. :(

Shit dude, the virgin girl? sucks a fuck

Don't give up though

as they say...


Go go go!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 06:14:18 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 27, 2006, 06:14:55 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

It's in our insticts to FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK like a bunch of animals
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 06:15:28 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

It's in our insticts to FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK like a bunch of animals

Fuck intincts, then?
That's a way to get some!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 06:16:21 pm
Not the Virgin one, thats a different story. I dont see her much though.. Only at lunch times, and only when I can be assed walking a mile and a half accross town to get to a bloody Virgin Megastore.

I meant Chloe - she's already taken. I'm seeing her next saturday though, but I doubt anything will happen.. She said she'll never cheat on her current bf.. But we do flirt a lot, hehe :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 27, 2006, 06:17:02 pm
/me fucks his instincts

hmm bad lay, didn't even talk during it O.o


but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 06:18:52 pm
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 27, 2006, 06:20:32 pm
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.

i.e. no strings attached sex ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 06:29:03 pm
but in serious, we are animals, at the end of the day, we should follow our instincts because they are what have kept us alive for so many years as a race and as an individual

Sure, but there are like 6 billion people in the world and some of those can keep our race alive, then we can have some fun instead.

i.e. no strings attached sex ;D

I.e. you're doing the exact opposite of what the purpose of this thread was.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on November 27, 2006, 06:44:05 pm
Yeah, but no-one likes Fallout, so it's all good.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on November 27, 2006, 07:23:02 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

<3
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on November 27, 2006, 08:07:55 pm
It's better to have feelings than none at all..

Damn right.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 27, 2006, 08:10:37 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

+1 for that. Sex isn't everything. Bearing in mind that a first time is NEVER fantastic. If its the first time for the both of you, it's more just clumsy than pleasurable. Never feel it has to be rushed, though. It happens when it happens, and when it feels right.

Fallout. I don't mean to sound horrid or nasty, but girls really don't dig the whole "hardcore gamer" image (tested and proven). Unless you find a hardcore gamer of the female variety, ofc. ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Sirix on November 27, 2006, 08:15:39 pm
my first time I thought more about a sandwich I had earlier in the day more than what was going on.

the sandwich wasn't very good.

i'm not in a rush to do it again.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on November 27, 2006, 08:47:41 pm
agreed re: sex not being all that important.

and no, it's not an internet relationship. we live at the same college.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 09:21:14 pm
I don't mean to sound horrid or nasty, but girls really don't dig the whole "hardcore gamer" image (tested and proven). Unless you find a hardcore gamer of the female variety, ofc. ;)

One of my classmates has a girlfriend who is more of a hardcore gamer than he is. They actually met eachother in a mmorpg...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 27, 2006, 09:22:22 pm
Yeah, already around 400 WoW marraiges and counting !
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on November 27, 2006, 09:25:10 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 09:26:55 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

Again it should be noted that I'm a virgin ;)
Furthermore I'm trying to cheer Fallout up.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Sirix on November 27, 2006, 09:37:01 pm
What's all that fuss about this sex thing?

It can't be that important, can it? I mean, there's so much else you can spend your time doing. Why has this one thing become so important? It's not like the world's going to explode if you don't get any sex...

(please note that I've never had any sex myself, so I won't know if it really is that awesome, but if you don't get any sex there's so much other stuff you'll be getting that all those people sexing like bunnies most likely won't ever get)

Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

yeah, it procreates the race... human instinct and all that jazz.
but it kind of ruins the point of human instinct when you cover it in rubber.

edit: PS: I'm all for condoms.. just want to put down anyone's human instinct arguements :)

edit:edit: THAT'S JUST HOW I AM
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 27, 2006, 09:45:13 pm
Sex can't be that important? Sex is probably the most important thing that you can do, as it procreates the race. Also, I think it's entirely possible to have lots of sex and still enjoy the rest of what life has to offer.

The point is people treat it as if they MUST DO IT to be in with the cool crowd. Basicly 80 percent of intercourse thats taken place is for pleasure and nothing more. Aside from dolphins, we're the only mammals that fuck for fun.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 10:26:29 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 10:31:28 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 10:33:23 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 27, 2006, 10:34:39 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?

You!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 10:40:01 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?

You!

Whatever. I wanna get laid.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 27, 2006, 10:40:17 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Sorry, inanimate objects don't count. :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 27, 2006, 10:44:06 pm
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Sorry, inanimate objects don't count. :P

Not even Fleshlights?


damn.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on November 27, 2006, 10:50:47 pm

Well, for what it's worth I can confidently say it does get easier..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 28, 2006, 12:30:07 am
Dogs hump things for pleasure.

Yes, but dogs are stupid.

True, but who's to say Humans arent too?

You!

Whatever. I wanna get laid.

I don't know but for every page that passes you seem to get more desperate 8) As for me, I simply don't care any more. Geeks are supposed to work, not breed. Thats my experience talking.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 28, 2006, 12:39:50 am
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

2 completely different things. I even dropped the whole "proffesional gamer" thing recently. I'm really trying, putting myself out to girls, but not getting any response.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on November 28, 2006, 12:40:47 am
yeah, it procreates the race... human instinct and all that jazz.
but it kind of ruins the point of human instinct when you cover it in rubber.

No no no...

Human instinct is to do things we enjoy, yes? Sex is meant to be enjoyable, otherwise our race wouldn't have even made it out of the water.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 28, 2006, 12:47:30 am
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

2 completely different things. I even dropped the whole "proffesional gamer" thing recently. I'm really trying, putting myself out to girls, but not getting any response.

I gave up pro-gaming as well when I got my ass kicked hard by a newbie. But don't rush to much with the girls, it just gets lame after some time, belive me.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 28, 2006, 12:51:13 am
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

I'm really trying

WOAH THERE. Girls can tell if you're trying too hard. Don't try to be someone you're not.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on November 28, 2006, 12:57:15 am
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

I'm really trying

WOAH THERE. Girls can tell if you're trying too hard. Don't try to be someone you're not.

This is so true. Not with me so often but I can see it happening with guys who are really cocky and think they're gonna get all the pussy.....then fail horribly. Then they wonder why they were denied. I don't like to break it to them so I just go along with it. ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Trezker on November 28, 2006, 01:03:28 am
Our instincts is what makes us animals.
Most people are fine with that, they don't care that the world is overpopulated and that we're killing this world as long as they're able to make more people.

I am one of the few who doesn't wan't to be an animal. I don't even like being a biological lifeform, it really sucks.

I did try this sex thing once, wasn't much to brag about. The best feeling I know is when I do some really good programming.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on November 28, 2006, 01:07:14 am
Our instincts is what makes us animals.
Most people are fine with that, they don't care that the world is overpopulated and that we're killing this world as long as they're able to make more people.

I am one of the few who doesn't wan't to be an animal. I don't even like being a biological lifeform, it really sucks.

Sounds like Nietzsche.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: slippy0 on November 28, 2006, 01:10:08 am
The only girl I ever really like continuously shows no interest in me even though I've told her. Since I can't stop liking her, all my other relationships suck and don't go anywhere.
I have a social Phobia which not only means I have trouble talking to her because of the usual girl-the-guy-likes problem, but I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.

I'm not really complaining about sex, I'm only 16, nothing to really worry about yet.


Also, I'm deathly afraid of mushrooms. That's just sad.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 28, 2006, 01:28:12 am
I'm a gamer, not a geek ;)

I'm really trying

WOAH THERE. Girls can tell if you're trying too hard. Don't try to be someone you're not.

Oh, dont worry. I dont try -that- hard, I mean trying in the sense that instead of sitting here in my room playing games 24/7, I actually go out and talk to people, flirt etc.

I dont mean to say that I'm being a cocky asshole and showing off all the time. That's just not me.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2006, 02:38:29 am
Oh goody goody good, my favourite subject is on topic-table. Now just make an (light) autopsy for this filthy creature called SEX. Sex is good, it releases stress (if sex-situation itself is not stressful in other ways). It can strenghten emotional bond between two (or more) individuals. It feels generally speaking good or can otherwise make people feel better. At darker side of sexuality there lies jealousy, abuse, violence, venereal diseases, unwanted pregnancies and other quite ugly things. Sex can heal and it can destroy. I'm going to focus on this more positive side of sexuality.

People have different sexual orientations. By orientation I don't mean only 'bout being gay or straight. There are certain individual signals that make us tick. Such signals can be for example smell (not necessarily natural human smell, it can be tobacco, leather, coffee or whatever), certain voices (certain tones of speak or music for example), certain points of pleasure around body (some parts of body are more sensitive than others but any skin to skin contact does the trick if everything else is ok), certain tastes, certain visual signals (boobs, beard, whatever) or talking skills. There are variation in these signals and how important they are for each individual although some of them might seem to be more common than others. Some of these signals might have something to do with genetic selection or biological reactions being subconscious ones but some of them might be learned or otherwise acquired. Amount of hormones have something to do about how sensitive people are for sexual arousal but there are other factors too that have to do with sexual activity. Most important factor is one's brains and more specifically psychological factors and what we call "mind". Saying that sexuality is only our animal side is underestimating that system's complexity since it works in so many and different levels. Anyways it's biological need which is stronger in some individuals and weaker in some others. Some might have lost it due various reasons, both biological or psychological. But since every human is individual there is wide variation in flavours of sex. Having more or less (or not at all) sex is not something that you can score like saying "everyone else has had more sex than me". Sex is not about counting times or partners but it's of how it's satisfying one's needs. If someone other needs sex twenty times a week and other needs one time a year it's perfectly ok if it is satisfying situation for everyone. If everyone involved is happy or feel content situation is normal. If it becomes problem then one might want to try to solve it.

How to solve problems dealing sexuality? Getting partner is not generally speaking best solution. More fruitful approaching is to map one's desire and try to figure out what one wants from sex. When one knows what he wants then one can figure out best way to deal with this need.

If it's only orgasm that one wants from sex this problem is easily solved since one can usually masturbate. If it's not possible due medical reasons seeking medical advice would be quite wise thing to do if it bothers. Orgasm is always orgasm although they differ in many ways. Every possible orgasm can be produced by own hand(s). But since I want to keep this thread clean and tastes differ I won't instruct anyone in this one. Everyone can use www and libraries since there are lots of text written about it. So, if it's about orgasms problem solved.

If it's physical warmth and feeling of closeness (touching, for instance) then it's not directly of sex. Most people need touching and this is something that's what we modern people are alienated from. There's not much hugs or kisses received after one is not little child anymore. Human touch releases stress (if there is no phobia or some other reason that makes people fear touching) so it's something that people miss at times. In some cultures is common to hug, shake hands, kiss or otherwise touch someone when meeting. All these customs serve purpose of creating positive, peaceful bond between individuals. They help to relieve that need of touching too. If someone just want to feel the warmth of other human there are other means to achieve this than love-relationship. Not every love-relationship includes touching (I mean both sex and other ways of physical nearness) which can be sometimes the reason for adultery too. What are these other means to get feeling of nearness, then? It's perfectly ok if one enjoys visiting barber, manicyrist, massage or whatever. Although they are non-sexual activities they relieve the need to be touched at some degree. And if one thinks that it will be costly - if you have good friendship massaging is something that friends can do to others. In this sense men, or more even teenage boys are in weaker position than females. Females touch eachother lot but males don't in fear of getting "some sort of label". Just watch it. Females can walk hand by hand, hug, kiss, massage each other, do other's hairs or makeup and so on... But if two male friends are doing any of them together it's not so long before some guy with low self-esteem will be calling them names. This is very unfortunate because touching others (non-sexual way) is very good for one's own mind and body. And that's something males generally lack. And because they can't touch eachother (except by fists) they focus their all energy towards that only target females. And only way to get that touching is going near female. And to touch her it got to be sexual because when close then there's so many signals that it produces reaction of approval under belly. And that means sexual urge which can be painful CONSEQUENCE of trying to find human warmth.

Well, now I'm scratched surface of human's sexual psychology and needs. Purpose of these examples was to provide some ideas how one can approach this problem. It's not always sexual need that is behind urge to have sex, it can be something else as well. But since I have limited time I won't go further in this topic. Instead of that I give some methods you can try to ease "that" pain.

- Masturbation (not surprise?)
- Sports. Move a lot : run, walk, climb - push yourself to the limits. Heavy exercise produces pleasure comparatible to sexual one.
- Eat chocolate. Chocolate produces similar hormones than sex.
- Play games. Building up stress level (at reasonable amounts) produces good hormones. At the same time it moves one's thoughts somewhere else from things that are not so pleasant. It might seem odd but violence and sexuality are not so far away from eachother when speaking in terms of physical reactions.

That's for starters. Anyway, do not take pressure from sex. You have always self-service and it good to remember that telling something and doing it are different things. Especially males tend to talk bigger than they actually are. This is in everything : fishes captured, money won, women laid and so on... Even length of penis. According to some surveys I've read difference between questionnaires and actual measurements is averagely around two or three centimetres.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 28, 2006, 02:39:28 am
Gravehill, once again, you hit the nail right on the head (with a fucking huuge hammer)

I just.. long to be touched. I want a feeling of closeness, 'nearness' as you say. I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Drain on November 28, 2006, 02:57:00 am
My opinion on sex (virginity):

I think that both the two extreme and most common opinions about it are stupid. The first one being trying to lose ur virginity as fast as possible and feeling its a race to have sex as early as possible to be cool or w/e. The second being waiting for the right person or waiting until you get married. Dont make such a big deal about the first time. Face it... the first time will almost certanly suck :P You need experience to have good sehks. Also apple pie tasted just as good even if you taste it the first time when ur 14 or when ur 20. Ok im just tired and rambling now ^^ Bottom line is... dont make a big deal out of it and do what you feel like doing.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 28, 2006, 03:07:47 am
Oh, dont worry. I dont try -that- hard, I mean trying in the sense that instead of sitting here in my room playing games 24/7, I actually go out and talk to people, flirt etc.

I dont mean to say that I'm being a cocky asshole and showing off all the time. That's just not me.

What I'm saying is don't think you have to purposely push yourself up to the front so people know you're "available".
If it's a girl who you want to truly love you, true love tends to appear unplanned,unpredicted and completely unexpected.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2006, 04:14:32 am
I just want to be loved.
Being loved, being taken care of. Closeness of other human can bring feelings of safety and continuity. Sometimes it just sucks to be male. Females have such natural attitude towards touching. When one would need MOST that touching, approval (at teens, that's it) no one touches. Girls have each other at same age-group, boys have no-one. It's bit like even the society were confused what that creature of teenage boy really is. It's not child, it's not male. Other boys are as confused also. Nobody wants to be child (admit that he wants love and closeness) and everyone just try to be more macho than 40 years old drunkard sailor. Talk like a sailor, smoke like a sailor, drink like a sailor and fuck like a sailor (maid in every port, you know ;) ) All it brings is trouble and feeling of rejection grows.

At post-war time there has been many child without fathers. There were few models and most of them were scarred for life from war. After that there was rebuilding societies. Countryside was slowly sucked empty and those few surviving fathers were put to factories for most of the days. Kids hardly saw their fathers. They did not feel father's touch or could not sit at their father's lap too often. They were taught that if they don't obey their mother it's father who gives them punishment afterwards. Then when the tired father came from work it was spanking time for kids. After 15-hours at work I think that they did not have too much time to touch their wifes either. Male does touch only for punishment or sex.It's easy to see how this model of "male's don't touch" has born.

This has been continued since then. That legacy of destruction has continued. Problem of nowadays is lack of good male models. Boys don't see how their fathers work. It's hard to be proud of parent if one does not know what he does. Only legacy they see is their fathers who have not learned how to touch. So they take what they see. Man that does not touch, wants to be strong survivor who laughs at death, man who can show his feelings only when drunk. And sons repeat their fathers model and so the chain goes on. Or does it have to be that way?

Touching and being close is something that has to be learned. To accept the touch and to touch. And to approve oneself as it is. If one approves oneself and has clear image of his bodily and psychological dimensions one can accept others to come more close. In such situations all the others are not only threats, they are possibilities. One has to protect himself physically and psychologically at some degree but generally more acknowledged person is of one's own limits and capabilities more free and elastic that "shield" is. It's quite complex thing, that touching and it can happen both in physical or in psychological levels. Highest forms of love, or sexuality, is when people feel that connection both on physical and psychological levels.

I think about my mind or your immaterial self (soul) as force. I think about my material self (body) as instrument.  Know the force, know the instrument. When they are in harmony that instrument is capable to beautiful music. Wrong amount of force breaks the instrument and instrument that's in bad shape makes the force grow weak. Harmony is essential. That's basic theory.

Now, with certain other instruments it's voice is very fine and beautiful. They are in harmonious, synchronized state. They support and fix eachother's sound and together they make beautiful music. On the other hand, some other instruments make it's voice drown and others distort it. That only make noise. Trick is to know what to play, in what company, when and how loud. There's always relationship inside each participant and then relationship between each participant. That makes amount of relationships is amount of participants square two. More participants means more relationships and that means it's more difficult to find that harmony which makes beautiful music. Creating random noise is easy but music takes more effort and skills. It all starts from knowing thy force and instrument and then knowing other instruments and forces. In some cases one can use his own force and instrument and make that other instrument resonate as well... Just to think how someone's mere voice or words may feel like actual physical touch at spine... Rare but pleasurable!

Well... I think that's enough touching for this night. Hopefully my words had some sense in someone's mind.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on November 28, 2006, 04:21:12 am
They made sense in my mind. Wise words indeed Gravehill. :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Bearfoot on November 28, 2006, 06:04:52 am
I'm turning 31 on Wednesday.  I've had one sexual encounter.
/me hugs Bearfoot

Would you rather have no carrot, or have one dangling in your face just out of reach?

Thanks man, but it's ok.  I'ts somewhat by choice, somewhat saving myself for my mate.. :)

Hopefully one of these days I can have sex with someone I love.. *grumbles*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Sirix on November 28, 2006, 06:25:56 am
yeah, it procreates the race... human instinct and all that jazz.
but it kind of ruins the point of human instinct when you cover it in rubber.

No no no...

Human instinct is to do things we enjoy, yes? Sex is meant to be enjoyable, otherwise our race wouldn't have even made it out of the water.

Professor science says: It's actualy more probable that the enjoyment we draw from sex was evolved  because early-humans weren't having -enough- sex and risking dying out.

PS: and just out of curiosity... and no hard feelings towards gravehill.  Does anyone else skip right over those page long posts?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2006, 12:53:18 pm
PS: and just out of curiosity... and no hard feelings towards gravehill.  Does anyone else skip right over those page long posts?
Probably most people do :D


EDIT :
If there is just one person who reads them I'm happy, it's enough for me.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 28, 2006, 01:01:46 pm
PS: and just out of curiosity... and no hard feelings towards gravehill.  Does anyone else skip right over those page long posts?
Probably most people do :D

I don't. Rather interesting. Right now I'm wondering weather I'm a sissy or gay.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 28, 2006, 01:02:40 pm
Most people do :D

I gotta admit, i only ever read half of your posts. You tend to ramble off a tangent at times. :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2006, 01:18:26 pm
Most people do :D

I gotta admit, i only ever read half of your posts. You tend to ramble off a tangent at times. :P
You hit the nail there, buddy.

There are certain amount of interest that individual has to have towards subject at hand (being it discussion or argument, whatever) for him to bother to read more than five lines of text. If this was forum dealing with sexuality there were more people that would read longer and longer posts. It's not the main point actually since this thing does apply to my other posts as well.

Information exchange in networks is growing rapidly. Pace of life and communication is growing and this means people have oversupply of information. Filtering out longer texts which are written in poor english and made complicated is perfectly understandable. My texts are not so important or good that most people would find them that entertaining or useful and they give up after some clauses. And I don't mind it.

Third reason why people do not read them is language I use. My cardinal sin is that I do too long sentences. The problem of lenght of my posts is not only the length of the text itself but clauses. This applies to both texts in english and in finnish. And to make things worse my mother language ain't english and it shows. My texts can be and are sometimes hard to read. Random rambling - that's true. My logic (?) is sometimes hard to follow.

Usually these reasons kill that little motivation they might have had and I don't mind. If someone, even one people, actually reads whole package with thought it has made it's purpose.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: evilcandybag on November 28, 2006, 01:50:35 pm
I tend to just look at random (hopefully key-)words in his sentences, and then decide wether it's worth reading the entire text. Then something usually happens that takes my attention away from Gravehill's postage, so I end up reading about 1/3 of them.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 28, 2006, 02:17:20 pm
I don't. Rather interesting. Right now I'm wondering weather I'm a sissy or gay.
This made me happy very happy, thanks!

If my text provokes additional questions I'm happy. If these questions are of something important like reader's own life it makes me superhappy. Why? Because without questions there can't be answers found. Answers do exist but we cannot find them because we are not searching or are searching from wrong places. Additionally those answers, whatever they are, cannot be found or given from outside. That's expedition one has to make to one's own soul. It's very fruitful expedition although it can be sometimes little scary. But it's something that generally makes people more stronger and more aware of themselves and their motives. And that achieved people tend to use more of their hidden potential. This process is something that I'm constantly in myself.

Question about being sissy or gay is good. It takes lots of courage to wonder these things. Personally I think they both can be positive things. They can be manly as well. They don't mean that someone is weak - they can mean that someone has found new sources of strenght and selfknowledge. So many men live in fear - outside they are very macho but inside there lays just need to be touched. So many suppressed feelings, so many missed possibilities. All that because fear of rejection (from group of boys) and losing one's "manhood" (very subjective, often illusory consept). Problem is that some things that are essential for both sexes are fixed nowadays on other gender only.

But if you think backwards, weren't all great lovers of past those who were not deeds of battle but those of roses, good speech and tender touch? Were they not males who usually did flee more than fight most of time those angry "machomen" who were angry for them because they got their women? And usually all that because they were able to touch their women unlike their own men who had these illusions of touching being unmanly, being tender being sissyness? Note irony in that situation! Both of them were manly but lovers were sissies too who touched, were tender and polite.

And ain't being good lover something that's manly?

EDIT : note that I'm not referring here to amount of sex. It's all about touching, being polite and being tender. That is - being romantic. What you give you shall receive. Being romantic is something that can be learned. If you are romantic you look like a sissy or gay but eventually it will pay off ;) Little gestures - opening door for her, not looking or evaluating other females at her presence, listening and remembering what she talks about, asking what she likes and later offering her that in other occasion, giving good feedback in moderate amounts... It all sends message that you care about her. That's something that one can learn.

Not romantic way:
"You have nice boobs!"

Romantic way:
"I like your perfume, it reminds me of (flower/ocean/fruits). What mark it is?"
Then, when you give that marks perfume for her as present at RIGHT MOMENT most girls really appreciate that. Don't lie. Find something positive you like in her and be creative (coffee has never tasted better than from your lips...) . It can be her favourite food, how she likes her coffee (you liked your coffee with hint of milk in it, wasn't it? can I offer you one?) etc... Don't push it, don't rush it, be natural. There's no hurry. If she notices that you pay attention you will find that you will become more close to eachother. Same thing works for males, too. Just think if you go visiting your loved one and she/he has made your favourite food how good does that feel? Whether you're male or female, cooking is good way to make impression to someone. Learning how to do single dish ain't that hard. If you're loved one has too demanding taste, figure out something else or make recipe easier (make it "something-like-that-food-you-liked"). Possibilities are endless.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on November 28, 2006, 02:18:28 pm
I don't. Rather interesting. Right now I'm wondering weather I'm a sissy or gay.

Avatar says gay.


I tend to read most of Gravehill's posts. But alas, I'm too lazy to respond to most of them.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on November 28, 2006, 06:09:09 pm
I have a social Phobia which not only means I have trouble talking to her because of the usual girl-the-guy-likes problem, but I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.

Woah, are you... Me?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Sirix on November 28, 2006, 06:26:07 pm
Most people do :D

I gotta admit, i only ever read half of your posts. You tend to ramble off a tangent at times. :P
You hit the nail there, buddy.

There are certain amount of interest that individual has to have towards subject at hand (being it discussion or argument, whatever) for him to bother to read more than five lines of text. If this was forum dealing with sexuality there were more people that would read longer and longer posts. It's not the main point actually since this thing does apply to my other posts as well.

Information exchange in networks is growing rapidly. Pace of life and communication is growing and this means people have oversupply of information. Filtering out longer texts which are written in poor english and made complicated is perfectly understandable. My texts are not so important or good that most people would find them that entertaining or useful and they give up after some clauses. And I don't mind it.

Third reason why people do not read them is language I use. My cardinal sin is that I do too long sentences. The problem of lenght of my posts is not only the length of the text itself but clauses. This applies to both texts in english and in finnish. And to make things worse my mother language ain't english and it shows. My texts can be and are sometimes hard to read. Random rambling - that's true. My logic (?) is sometimes hard to follow.

Usually these reasons kill that little motivation they might have had and I don't mind. If someone, even one people, actually reads whole package with thought it has made it's purpose.

I read that one!
but not the next one...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: ~futilite~ on November 28, 2006, 06:30:45 pm
If it's a girl who you want to truly love you, true love tends to appear unplanned,unpredicted and completely unexpected.
That's true.

PS: and just out of curiosity... and no hard feelings towards gravehill.  Does anyone else skip right over those page long posts?
Depends... in this thread, I read them, but in other threads I just sigh and think: "Oh Gravehill, you made it again... But don't force me to read it...!"
Don't ask me how I select.
It's quite interesting, some of the theories you keep in mind and later you come to a certain topic somewhere and you think: "Hey, there was something that Gravehill said about it!"
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on November 28, 2006, 06:54:00 pm
I even dropped the whole "proffesional gamer" thing recently.

Drop the "gamer" thing altogether.. if anyone says what you do say something "cool" like "work and drink" or "design puppy dog eyes".
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 28, 2006, 07:36:37 pm
I even dropped the whole "proffesional gamer" thing recently.
You tried to be a pro gamer ?

You're on the forums like, 24/7 ?

You say you don't get enough boo-tay ?


Figures.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on November 28, 2006, 07:57:20 pm
PS: and just out of curiosity... and no hard feelings towards gravehill.  Does anyone else skip right over those page long posts?

Sort of. Thinking too hard into things tends to turn up a nihilistic answer.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on November 28, 2006, 08:16:52 pm
Gravehill's posts hold many important points, and it's a shame so many of us are too "busy" to read them. I only read a few of them because of my imaginary busyness, but what I do read is great and wise stuff.

On another note, yesterday I got an idea for a great erotic novel. It was both entirely human and straight.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 28, 2006, 09:07:20 pm
I have a social Phobia.............. I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.

Woah, are you... Me?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 28, 2006, 09:09:28 pm
I don't. Rather interesting. Right now I'm wondering weather I'm a sissy or gay.

Avatar says gay.


I tend to read most of Gravehill's posts. But alas, I'm too lazy to respond to most of them.

Figures, just becuase a guy can like cute stuff he's gay. Weather that is someting I'll go on pondering about don't matter, prejudice is never a good thing. Time will tell.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 28, 2006, 09:39:01 pm
I have a social Phobia.............. I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.

Woah, are you... Me?


INTERNET DOES NOT OWN SOCIAL LIFE DUMBASSES
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Trias on November 28, 2006, 10:31:33 pm
I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.

haha, this sounds so great... no really now, must be the wisest thing you ever said, get an applaud from me!

Regarding Gravehill's posts, I sometimes skip them (depends on the topic and if I'm in a hurry), and sometimes they are too esoteric for my taste, but I liked the ones here, especially the first one! Nice!

However, regarding men acting differently than women when it comes to touching  (people of the same gender) etc., I'm afraid some of that behaviour could be 'hardwired', not just a result of society's influence. I think a child automatically has a different relationship towards the mother than the father, and if it's only in the first months of life, but this time is very important in development.... hence, this could be a reason  why women act differntly among themselves than men do..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on November 29, 2006, 12:02:44 am
Figures, just becuase a guy can like cute stuff he's gay. Weather that is someting I'll go on pondering about don't matter, prejudice is never a good thing. Time will tell.

Well if I do remember correctly, that's a gay furry in your avatar ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 29, 2006, 12:05:46 am
Figures, just becuase a guy can like cute stuff he's gay. Weather that is someting I'll go on pondering about don't matter, prejudice is never a good thing. Time will tell.

Well if I do remember correctly, that's a gay furry in your avatar ;)

XD
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 29, 2006, 12:35:10 am
Figures, just becuase a guy can like cute stuff he's gay. Weather that is someting I'll go on pondering about don't matter, prejudice is never a good thing. Time will tell.

Well if I do remember correctly, that's a gay furry in your avatar ;)

O rly? So you are keen on that I see. Don't matter to me :P Its a cute avatar.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on November 29, 2006, 01:21:58 am

[...]If it's only orgasm that one wants from sex this problem is easily solved since one can usually masturbate. [...]

[...]If it's physical warmth and feeling of closeness (touching, for instance) then it's not directly of sex. Most people need touching and this is something that's what we modern people are alienated from. There's not much hugs or kisses received after one is not little child anymore. Human touch releases stress (if there is no phobia or some other reason that makes people fear touching) so it's something that people miss at times. In some cultures is common to hug, shake hands, kiss or otherwise touch someone when meeting. All these customs serve purpose of creating positive, peaceful bond between individuals. They help to relieve that need of touching too. If someone just want to feel the warmth of other human there are other means to achieve this than love-relationship. Not every love-relationship includes touching (I mean both sex and other ways of physical nearness) which can be sometimes the reason for adultery too. [...] if you have good friendship massaging is something that friends can do to others. In this sense men, or more even teenage boys are in weaker position than females. Females touch eachother lot but males don't in fear of getting "some sort of label".[...] This is very unfortunate because touching others (non-sexual way) is very good for one's own mind and body. And that's something males generally lack. [...] And only way to get that touching is going near female. And to touch her it got to be sexual because when close then there's so many signals that it produces reaction of approval under belly. And that means sexual urge which can be painful CONSEQUENCE of trying to find human warmth.

I wanted to empahsize a couple of the things in that text, simply because I had planned to mention them as well, and then I saw Gravehills nick and figured it was already mentioned now.

I don't go out on town or to a party to try to get laid much. That's not to say I don't go to parties or out on town, just that when I do, that's not my focus. It's simply not worth the work. After 10+ years of self-gratification, I'm pretty damn good at it. Don't misunderstand me here, though. I find flirting to be very fun, and I will flirt with girls I meet. I just don't have that "go out and try to get laid" mentality anymore. If I hit it off well with a girl, and things happen, I won't say no to a bit of fun (not that that happens very often...).

I've been thinking lately that maybe I should get out more to actively search for girls, though. Not with the purpose of sex in mind, but with the purpose of dating and eventually relationships. People say those girls just suddenly show up when you least expect it, but they haven't for me. Or if they did, they somehow suddenly disappeared again before anything happened besides a rush of hormones. Truth is I've never been in a relationship (I mean, apart from silly childhood ones, which don't count), and I'm longing for it more and more. Last girl I was interested in, I can't remember any sexual fantasies in which she figured, but I can remember thinking of how nice it would be to just have her there, in my arms, to feel her touch and hear her quiet breath as she slept. And that's not how it was with my teenage crushes...quite the opposite, to be honest.

And I'm not one of those guys who grew up in a family where touching was taboo. I usually hug my parents good night every evening when I'm home, and when I meet any of my grandparents, aunts, cousins and most of my uncles (and that includes all of those not related to me), hugging is the customary way of greeting, especially on my mothers side. I don't fear physical contact with other people whether they're women or men, and have friends that I irregularly hug (the awkwardness of trying to hug someone who does fear the contact is still there, though). This might actually make the entire thing worse for me, come to think of it, as I'm used to it, and now, as a student in a faraway city, I'm not getting as much of it. The friends aren't enough, I fear.

Fallout: On the hardwire-part: It might be hardwired in the brain, but that hardwiring does not come from the genes, but from early childhood (the brain is still wiring itself up well into our lives, which is in fact why we're so damn good at learning new stuff when we're young).

On a different note, read this (http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/). It's primarily a guide to getting laid, but it focuses on getting a girls attention and catching her interest on a sexual level, and as such large parts is completely relevant if you want a relationship as well. Because far worse than not getting a girl is to become "just friends" with a girl you desperately long for.

Or if you just want to get laid and don't care to read the entire thing: Act self-confident, don't supplicate, get somewhere where there's girls, chat up with one of them, making sure to send signals that signify that you are interested in her on a sexual level, make a move, and if you fail, try again with another girl (preferably not one that saw you get shot down, though).

Quote
- Masturbation (not surprise?)
- Sports. Move a lot : run, walk, climb - push yourself to the limits. Heavy exercise produces pleasure comparatible to sexual one.
- Eat chocolate. Chocolate produces similar hormones than sex.
- Play games. Building up stress level (at reasonable amounts) produces good hormones. At the same time it moves one's thoughts somewhere else from things that are not so pleasant. It might seem odd but violence and sexuality are not so far away from eachother when speaking in terms of physical reactions.

So, basically, for the best orgasmic experience ever, masturbate while you eat chocolate and play a competetive sport?

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[...]length of penis. According to some surveys I've read difference between questionnaires and actual measurements is averagely around two or three centimetres.

Yep. While the popular and self-measured tests say that the average penis size is about 15-16 cm or 6 inches, truth is it's closer to 13cm/5inches.

I would also petition to move this thread into General, as it's far too serious to keep in Random.  :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 29, 2006, 03:25:58 am
Yeah. Could this be moved into General, Gravehill? :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 29, 2006, 03:53:59 am
Torp, that link is funny as hell ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on November 29, 2006, 04:16:23 am
It is?

I just remember reading it some years ago, and I know there were a couple of rather good pieces of advice in there. Many of them might be rather basic, but that makes them even better and more important if you don't know them.

There was the GM style (http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/03_Approaching/07_GM_Style/gmlines.shtml), though, which is hilarious. Remind me to try that one out one day, just for the hell of it.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on November 29, 2006, 04:24:43 am
I think we should baptise this thread to the universal : "Help with your relation thread"

As for Fallout, the main thing I put my vibe recently down to is the decision I made to have fun and make meeting women a game. Let's push their buttons this way and see how they respond. What will they do if I say this etc. When I meet someone I'm thinking "What can I learn from you? What fun can I have relating to you?" rather than "Wow, you're gorgeous. Oh shit! What do I say? Do I look OK? Will you like me? ", which are some of the thoughts that used to run through my mind. Its a lot like a rpg game, but saying the wrong shit doesn't make you laugh. Well perhaps it does, but it won't get you anywhere further than a slap in your face.

You basically just gotta get the fuck up and do it. Of course you're feeling uncomfortable the first couple of times, but you just gotta get good at talking. Because as you know, you can only improve your skills by doing it.

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on November 29, 2006, 04:32:53 am
You win, Rad! I had to laugh a little there, and I just increased your karma by 50%.

It's sound advice, though. The best and most basic advice there is.

Of course, most of the RPGs nowadays don't require you to excersise a skill to raise it, so your argument is flawed! (that's the geek in me speaking. Don't ever say something like that in front of a normal, non-geek woman. At least not until you've reeled her in :D )
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 29, 2006, 11:19:45 am
Figures, just becuase a guy can like cute stuff he's gay. Weather that is someting I'll go on pondering about don't matter, prejudice is never a good thing. Time will tell.

Prejudice ain't good thing but everyone does that every now and then. That's because we read signs from our surroundings and some parts of brains work faster than others (those areas that deal with warning-signs, for example). So those parts that work faster usually work at subconscious levels. And when conscious level notices that thing and starts to ponder about it there is already model how to deal with it... It comes in mind really fast, without much effort. And so, in some sense, every human does prejudice every now and then. It's just what kind of signs we pick up from information flood that's around us. In a sense modern world makes people more numb because these signs who uses subconscious reactions are used all around us : advertisements, perfumes, sound-planning and so on... So there comes massive amount of signs and picking the right ones can be pretty hard. That thing can be learned thou. And learning is another way to have prejudices. But on the other hand, one can learn how to overcome prejudices, too. Deeper those reactions are, harder they are to overcome.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Trias on November 29, 2006, 11:25:18 am

Fallout: On the hardwire-part: It might be hardwired in the brain, but that hardwiring does not come from the genes, but from early childhood (the brain is still wiring itself up well into our lives, which is in fact why we're so damn good at learning new stuff when we're young).


I think you're talking to me here... as far I know, the question how much is determined by genes and how much by experience is still debated. But I was talking about the first months of life and not the genes, anyway, so...

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 29, 2006, 12:32:10 pm
So, basically, for the best orgasmic experience ever, masturbate while you eat chocolate and play a competetive sport?
Just think about guy running marathon with his face all around messed-up with brown sticky stuff, pants wet and screaming every now and then "I feel orgasmic!". Well... Why not?

On other parts of that message... Relationships are not easy ones because humans are not easy ones. Me and my wife have been together 10 years and 3 months. I would lie if I were to say that it's been easy 10 years. It had taken lots of work and effort to keep this thing working. Sometimes I have wondered is it really worth that much work. I've always come to conclusion that it is. It's just not possible to live one's life like at bachelor times when one had made commitment to other. Relationship cuts out far share of freetime. And that cut ain't only hugging, kissing and having sex. It means cooking, cleaning, paying bills, arguing, visiting people and doing things together, too. And those things we have done together... It's means lots of compromises. Sometimes we do something I like and sometimes things she likes. I've watched some episodes of horrible soap operas with her for example, just to be together. She has done same to me with action movies for example. Plus side is that I've found out new things I like because I've done compromise and done something she wanted to do. And same thing goes vice versa. But most of times it has not been that nice - it's more obligation than pleasure (being together is that pleasure part so there has been some pleasure too - minor part, but still).

We met at school when we were 7 years old. We were two years at same grades and then we parted. 11 years later we met again because we have both applied to same school, at different lines thou. At first day I've met one woman and made acquaintance with her. At second day I noticed her there at auditorium and thought that I go there and chat with her more. I sat there, said mornings and looked woman who was sitting with her. She felt familiar, somehow. Then I asked if I met her earlier or know her from before. She said no. Then I asked whether she had lived at certain part of that town as kid and she said yes. Then I said my name and she remembered me because we had this certain rivalry at basic school. We both laughed and talked about our classmates and what they have done after basic school. After that we hanged out together sometimes at school and I became friends with her. At one point she asked me to visit her for coffee and I did. We talked and talked and came good friends. We visited each other and had endless discussions, sometimes until 4 at morning. And then at one point we both just noticed that we had more feelings to each other than just friendship. Then we ended up talking whether we should try relationship and jeopardize our friendship or play it safe (neither of us was looking for companion and we both appreciated our friendship). We took the risk and here we are, 10 years after that solution. I've never regretted our relationship, even when things have been hard and difficult and when the continuance of our relationship has been at discussion. So, relationships are difficult but they have their plus sides. I've noticed that even when it's really difficult problems can be solved if there is will from both sides. And if they can be solved it's worth effort to solve them. If I look backwards this ten years I can say that I'm happy now and that it's been happy ten years. Difficult, at times filled with tears, but still happy (as whole).

Why it has been so happy relationship? I think that's because we had some key similarities from start. We are both hedonists and like spiritual things, philosophy, poetry and so on... Maybe most important thing is that we are both optimists and have good sense of humour which we use lot. It's bliss that one can usually laugh at times of trouble. There are some things that are different in us, which is good also. It spices up our porridge nicely (although sometimes it goes too hot - nothing that some sweet would not correct, thou :D ).

Funny trivia : at first my wife thought that I was gay because I did not look at after other females (I did but not while she was present), I wrote poems and because she knew some gay men and find me similar to them.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on November 29, 2006, 01:03:24 pm
I have a social Phobia.............. I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.

Woah, are you... Me?
Yeah, I have been having pretty damn bad case of social phobia, but lately I have been getting over it. My secret is that I think that "everyone probably already thinks that im the geek/nerd/boring/ugly/whatever dude I can just do my best cause I can only go up from here!" so yeah, I have been getting optimistic :P. And so far I can say that it has been going a lot better, and lets face it, I just looove making people laugh and have good time. From my personal experience I can say that there aint many things that are better than finding what that particular person likes, what they find funny and what makes them "tick". After I find that its just a piece of cake to make the person have fun and/or great time  ;). And yes, this is great skill to have for making the ladies laugh, I'm considering this like fencing that trains me for the time I might need the skill ;)

But still I can't say anything about that sexual stuff as I haven't ever really "been with someone" or what ever you want to call it and I am still very much a "social novice" or something, but its not that I really care about that fact yet. I just think that it will come when it will come, no need to force it and just end up with nothing good left from it.

And yes, I <3 Gravehill's hyooge posts, they are just great thing to read. Thanks Gravehill for being so good writer :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on November 29, 2006, 05:26:24 pm
Indeed they give me something to read when I am bored. Don't worry Gravehill I read them too! :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on November 29, 2006, 07:53:29 pm
I think we should baptise this thread to the universal : "Help with your relation thread"

As for Fallout, the main thing I put my vibe recently down to is the decision I made to have fun and make meeting women a game. Let's push their buttons this way and see how they respond. What will they do if I say this etc. When I meet someone I'm thinking "What can I learn from you? What fun can I have relating to you?" rather than "Wow, you're gorgeous. Oh shit! What do I say? Do I look OK? Will you like me? ", which are some of the thoughts that used to run through my mind. Its a lot like a rpg game, but saying the wrong shit doesn't make you laugh. Well perhaps it does, but it won't get you anywhere further than a slap in your face.

You basically just gotta get the fuck up and do it. Of course you're feeling uncomfortable the first couple of times, but you just gotta get good at talking. Because as you know, you can only improve your skills by doing it.

Doesn't that fall broadly under the 'treating people as object' category?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 29, 2006, 09:23:01 pm

I have a social Phobia.............. I just have trouble talking to people in person unless we're good friends.


That reminds me of my friend, a driver asked him for directions one time and my mate just pointed in a random direction and said

"It's that way to hell you cunt"
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 29, 2006, 11:02:54 pm
That's not social phobia, that's just plain stupidity.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 29, 2006, 11:08:02 pm
That's not social phobia, that's just plain stupidity.

it's fucking hilarious :p

he's norther Irish and has such a monotone voice, anything he says aggressive is funny,, which is pretty much anything

"Squawk at me again you fucking swan and i'm snapping your neck"

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 29, 2006, 11:19:56 pm
That aint a social phobia. That's just unsociable.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 29, 2006, 11:29:26 pm
That aint a social phobia. That's just unsociable.

No he's definitely scared of making friends, he refuses to go out anywhere apart from going to school and he's only nice to people he's known for a looooong time
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 29, 2006, 11:56:05 pm
That aint a social phobia. That's just unsociable.

No he's definitely scared of making friends, he refuses to go out anywhere apart from going to school and he's only nice to people he's known for a looooong time

Social phobia and unsocialness/antisociality are 2 completely different things.


Social phobia is where you dont want to talk to people through fear of rejection and/or looking like an idiot.. You avoid social situations and lock up during conversations, and you are unable to bring yourself to talk to strangers.

Antisociality is a behavioural problem, usually a factor of attention seeking. It goes a little deeper though, social neglect earlier in life makes people antisocial, making them long to seek attention and secretly they just want friends, so they can be social.


If you take the above points into consideration, you could suggest that Antisociality and a Social Phobia could possibly be opposites.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 30, 2006, 12:02:54 am
Stay on topic plz.
SO, FALLOUT HASN'T GOT LAID YET EH.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 30, 2006, 12:04:05 am
Stay on topic plz.
SO, FALLOUT HASN'T GOT LAID YET EH.


It's my topic, I do what I want with it.

It's still mildly on topic anyway, the social phobia is linked to my lack of getting laid.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 30, 2006, 12:04:58 am
Stay on topic plz.
SO, FALLOUT HASN'T GOT LAID YET EH.


Yeah...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 30, 2006, 12:05:03 am
It's my topic, I do what I want with it.

*Whip cracking sound*

Or, as chandler would say

...WOOPAH!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 30, 2006, 12:07:09 am
It's my topic, I do what I want with it.

*Whip cracking sound*

Or, as chandler would say

...WOOPAH!

Or as LionNinja/Gravehill would say

...WHAP!


Sorry. Now really, get the fuck back on topic and get me laid.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 30, 2006, 12:07:34 am
It's my topic, I do what I want with it.

*Whip cracking sound*

Or, as chandler would say

...WOOPAH!

I want his chairs to play the draw game

Shaun, get laid :o
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 30, 2006, 12:08:16 am
Sorry. Now really, get the fuck back on topic and get me laid.

*Lays you*

YOU SIR, HAVE BEEN 'LAID.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 30, 2006, 12:09:18 am
Sorry. Now really, get the fuck back on topic and get me laid.

*Lays you*

YOU SIR, HAVE BEEN 'LAID.

Wooo!

W..wait.. YOU'RE NO FEMALE! :|
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on November 30, 2006, 12:09:49 am
Shit happens.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 30, 2006, 12:16:35 am
Wooo!

W..wait.. YOU'RE NO FEMALE! :|


..... ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on November 30, 2006, 01:50:06 am
W..wait.. YOU'RE NO FEMALE! :|

And you're picky.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on November 30, 2006, 03:32:25 am
W..wait.. YOU'RE NO FEMALE! :|

And you're picky.

I guess it's not that he's not female.. It's the fact that he's... well... Lysix. ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on November 30, 2006, 03:43:29 am
I think we should baptise this thread to the universal : "Help with your relation thread"

As for Fallout, the main thing I put my vibe recently down to is the decision I made to have fun and make meeting women a game. Let's push their buttons this way and see how they respond. What will they do if I say this etc. When I meet someone I'm thinking "What can I learn from you? What fun can I have relating to you?" rather than "Wow, you're gorgeous. Oh shit! What do I say? Do I look OK? Will you like me? ", which are some of the thoughts that used to run through my mind. Its a lot like a rpg game, but saying the wrong shit doesn't make you laugh. Well perhaps it does, but it won't get you anywhere further than a slap in your face.

You basically just gotta get the fuck up and do it. Of course you're feeling uncomfortable the first couple of times, but you just gotta get good at talking. Because as you know, you can only improve your skills by doing it.

Doesn't that fall broadly under the 'treating people as object' category?

Does it? To a degree, maybe it does. The part about pushing buttons and see how they respond certainly sounds like it. But the goal is to find out which buttons to push to make the woman feel good. Because making her feel good means making her want you. That's a simple and basic part of human interaction: We strive towards feeling good (though some of us have fucked up ways of feeling good that require others to feel bad, or ourselves to feel bad). And to be able to make her feel good, you have to learn which buttons to press. And there's only one way you can do that: by experimenting, testing, trying out and learning from both mistakes and bullseye hits.

So yes, thinking like that is taking a step back to look at it all from an objective point of view.The objective is to have fun, and to do so, you need to make the other person have fun as well. Unless you get off on other peoples suffering, shared joy is indeed twice the joy.


That aint a social phobia. That's just unsociable.

No he's definitely scared of making friends, he refuses to go out anywhere apart from going to school and he's only nice to people he's known for a looooong time

Social phobia and unsocialness/antisociality are 2 completely different things.

Yes, but agressiveness towards others might well be a defense mechanism of social phobia. You're afraid of rejection, and what is the best way to never get rejected? Reject anyone who approach you before they get a chance to do so themselves.

Back on the topic of getting Fallout laid. Rad and I have, between us, given you sound advice that should get you laid, if you just followed it. So let's rehash.

1. Read the guide I gave you (http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/). Not everything in there is neccecarily good for you, but it should give you some good ideas. Then re-read the Getting Started/Experiment section, or just read the post by Rad quoted at the top of this post. ( :-D @ Rad )
2. Make sure you don't look like a bum. Make sure you don't smell like one either. Adding a bit of cologne might help.
3. Go out somewhere where there are girls. If you're studying, well, you know where to go. Coffee bars are also good. In the summer, parks will have numerous girls hanging out just enjoying life. See if you can find a girl sitting by herself. Ask her if the seat is taken. If she says no, sit down. If there's no girls sitting by themselves, try the same on a group. The place is probably crowded, so there's no table that's completely empty, and you have to sit with someone...
4. Start talking to her. You're sitting there, enjoying the coffee, so why not. It's almost always more fun to talk to someone than to read the newspaper, isn't it? Ask her questions that she can't answer with yes or no.
5. Voila, you've met and are talking with a good-looking girl. Now comes the hard part, but what works for you here, you'll have to figure out yourself.

Nightclubs and the like are probably a better place to go if you plan just to get laid, but I don't know a single couple that met in a nightclub*, so I've concluded that it's a bad place if you want something more, which if I've understood correctly, is what you want.

*I probably know people who have gotten together after a night on town, but these people did not meet in the nightclub.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on November 30, 2006, 04:59:26 pm
I guess it's not that he's not female.. It's the fact that he's... well... Lysix. ;)

You're right.
I'm WAAAAAAY out of your league. :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 30, 2006, 05:13:05 pm
I guess it's not that he's not female.. It's the fact that he's... well... Lysix. ;)

You're right.
I'm WAAAAAAY out of your league. :P

Spoken like a true, abnoxious Southener! \o/
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on November 30, 2006, 06:17:09 pm
I guess it's not that he's not female.. It's the fact that he's... well... Lysix. ;)

You're right.
I'm WAAAAAAY out of your league. :P

Spoken like a true, abnoxious Southener! \o/
Isn't Tanzania furter on the way down than UK? ;)
/me wink wink, nudge nudge
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on November 30, 2006, 06:33:29 pm
Yeah, but no-one gives a fuck about Tanzania.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on November 30, 2006, 06:36:35 pm
I just have to say that Torp and Gravehill are walking encyclopedias on relations. Kind of good actually that there are people that share their understanding of these things.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 30, 2006, 06:45:29 pm
I guess it's not that he's not female.. It's the fact that he's... well... Lysix. ;)

You're right.
I'm WAAAAAAY out of your league. :P

Spoken like a true, abnoxious Southener! \o/
Isn't Tanzania furter on the way down than UK? ;)
/me wink wink, nudge nudge

nope, Tanzania is now part of England :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on November 30, 2006, 07:06:13 pm
I just have to say that Torp and Gravehill are walking encyclopedias on relations. Kind of good actually that there are people that share their understanding of these things.

I am? Thank you. Most of my stuff is just simple psychology coupled with my own observations.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on November 30, 2006, 07:09:07 pm
I just have to say that Torp and Gravehill are walking encyclopedias on relations. Kind of good actually that there are people that share their understanding of these things.

I am? Thank you. Most of my stuff is just simple psychology coupled with my own observations.

That's what Stephen Hawkins said before he ended up in a wheel chair ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on November 30, 2006, 10:15:21 pm
I just have to say that Torp and Gravehill are walking encyclopedias on relations. Kind of good actually that there are people that share their understanding of these things.

I am? Thank you. Most of my stuff is just simple psychology coupled with my own observations.
Likewise.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 01, 2006, 08:19:42 am
So I'm gonna end up a wheelchairbound famous genius, am I?

I suppose, if I ended up like Mr. Hawkins, I wouldn't have much else to use my considerable intellect on than to solve the mysteries of the world, just like him.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 01, 2006, 01:54:23 pm
So I'm gonna end up a wheelchairbound famous genius, am I?

I suppose, if I ended up like Mr. Hawkins, I wouldn't have much else to use my considerable intellect on than to solve the mysteries of the world, just like him.

Arrrrrooogaaaaant...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 01, 2006, 02:03:27 pm
So I'm gonna end up a wheelchairbound famous genius, am I?

I suppose, if I ended up like Mr. Hawkins, I wouldn't have much else to use my considerable intellect on than to solve the mysteries of the world, just like him.

Nonono, you're gonna end up more like Dr. Strangelove  ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 01, 2006, 05:38:33 pm
I'd guess if you guys stopped posting here, and actually talked to girls, you'd have like a 120% better chance of meeting someone.

Wank0rs
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 01, 2006, 06:47:06 pm
I'd guess if you guys stopped posting here, and actually talked to girls, you'd have like a 120% better chance of meeting someone.

Last time I did that, I had a court order issued against me.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 01, 2006, 06:51:14 pm
I'd guess if you guys stopped posting here, and actually talked to girls, you'd have like a 120% better chance of meeting someone.

Last time I did that, I had a court order issued against me.

by me
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 01, 2006, 06:56:11 pm
I'd guess if you guys stopped posting here, and actually talked to girls, you'd have like a 120% better chance of meeting someone.

Wank0rs


QFT.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 01, 2006, 06:57:14 pm
I know loads of girls, they just don't know me :<
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 02, 2006, 05:14:39 pm
I'd guess if you guys stopped posting here, and actually talked to girls, you'd have like a 120% better chance of meeting someone.

True. But I think most went on to do something else. I keep chatting with the girls that have cought me but I work on my intrests more. I feel no rush at 21 years of age.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 02, 2006, 05:18:55 pm
You'll feel it when you turn 22, like me.  :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 04, 2006, 01:17:48 pm
Don't start :P I plan the career instead. I actually thought you were a few years older. You sure look more mature in that avatar.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 04, 2006, 02:06:51 pm
Once when I was 19 I thought that I would like to try mature woman some day. You know, these mature-fantasies some young guys have? Then I did find my wife and we get together. I was happy but thought that I had lost my opportunity for that mature fantasy to come true, forever. Then I realized one wonderful thing! I will get mature woman some day, when years pass my wife will be mature some day. So all I have to do is wait... It's funny to think that when I was younger I liked (mostly) younger girls and now when I'm older I like older... Although I have never thought that ageing is bad for your attractiveness I've noticed that ageing can in fact bring some inner glow to surface in some people thus making them even more attractive. Or maybe it's just being with same person and adapting to her changes? Sexuality never ceases to amaze me, it's so multidimensional, complex and beautiful aspect of human life!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 04, 2006, 04:12:14 pm
Don't start :P I plan the career instead. I actually thought you were a few years older. You sure look more mature in that avatar.

Yeah, I kinda do look like an aged rocker in that one, don't I? Just add some graying strands of hair (which I actually do have. Two spots on the back of my head) and the picture would be perfect.

But I'm still young and full of vitality. Life has not beaten me down. And it never will. I'll stand strong and proud in the face of opposition.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 04, 2006, 08:37:53 pm
when years pass my wife will be mature some day.

What, how old is she, 6?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SomethingApt on December 04, 2006, 09:02:47 pm
when years pass my wife will be mature some day.

What, how old is she, 6?

you made me lol *applaud*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 04, 2006, 10:31:11 pm
What, how old is she, 6?
Maturing ain't only about biological age. Some individuals are quite young-looking and -spirited despite their biological age. Also when it comes to maturing in sexuality individuals age in different degrees. So, when I was wondering about that thing my wife was 19. When woman is 19 she is not what you could call "mature" by default. By mature woman I mean woman who is confident, independent, knows what she really wants and REALLY know what man wants in bed. Those qualities often go hand in hand with life-experience. More there is practice and passion, better is the outcome. And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care. At young age they are shy and dependant. They assume and wait that man is the one who makes advances. Now, when there's more age and experience most females tend to come bolder and more independent. If they want IT they will take it. At such female's hands man is mere toy, happy and satisfied toy. Also, they know what male wants and are better and more free in bed. So, I know that my wife is now more mature than when we started our relationship. We both have become better year by year and I am very enthusiastic about what things time will bring when she is even more mature she is now.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 05, 2006, 01:26:00 am
Im enthusiastic too, although i do not really understand.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 05, 2006, 01:45:15 am
Im enthusiastic too, although i do not really understand.


I'm just as confused as you man, i need a hug ;_;

anyone?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 05, 2006, 02:06:20 am
Im enthusiastic too, although i do not really understand.


I'm just as confused as you man, i need a hug ;_;

anyone?
/me  hugs LionNinja

Hug Patrol to rescue!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 05, 2006, 02:07:34 am
Im enthusiastic too, although i do not really understand.


I'm just as confused as you man, i need a hug ;_;

anyone?
/me  hugs LionNinja


Hug Patrol to rescue!

You just want me for my whapping don't you??

fine then :D

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 05, 2006, 04:18:57 am
What, how old is she, 6?
Maturing ain't only about biological age. Some individuals are quite young-looking and -spirited despite their biological age. Also when it comes to maturing in sexuality individuals age in different degrees. So, when I was wondering about that thing my wife was 19. When woman is 19 she is not what you could call "mature" by default. By mature woman I mean woman who is confident, independent, knows what she really wants and REALLY know what man wants in bed. Those qualities often go hand in hand with life-experience. More there is practice and passion, better is the outcome. And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care. At young age they are shy and dependant. They assume and wait that man is the one who makes advances. Now, when there's more age and experience most females tend to come bolder and more independent. If they want IT they will take it. At such female's hands man is mere toy, happy and satisfied toy. Also, they know what male wants and are better and more free in bed. So, I know that my wife is now more mature than when we started our relationship. We both have become better year by year and I am very enthusiastic about what things time will bring when she is even more mature she is now.

Learn...to take a joke...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 05, 2006, 10:03:19 am
What, how old is she, 6?
Maturing ain't only about biological age. Some individuals are quite young-looking and -spirited despite their biological age. Also when it comes to maturing in sexuality individuals age in different degrees. So, when I was wondering about that thing my wife was 19. When woman is 19 she is not what you could call "mature" by default. By mature woman I mean woman who is confident, independent, knows what she really wants and REALLY know what man wants in bed. Those qualities often go hand in hand with life-experience. More there is practice and passion, better is the outcome. And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care. At young age they are shy and dependant. They assume and wait that man is the one who makes advances. Now, when there's more age and experience most females tend to come bolder and more independent. If they want IT they will take it. At such female's hands man is mere toy, happy and satisfied toy. Also, they know what male wants and are better and more free in bed. So, I know that my wife is now more mature than when we started our relationship. We both have become better year by year and I am very enthusiastic about what things time will bring when she is even more mature she is now.

Learn...to take a joke...
Learn...to take a Woman...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 05, 2006, 03:41:15 pm
What, how old is she, 6?
Maturing ain't only about biological age. Some individuals are quite young-looking and -spirited despite their biological age. Also when it comes to maturing in sexuality individuals age in different degrees. So, when I was wondering about that thing my wife was 19. When woman is 19 she is not what you could call "mature" by default. By mature woman I mean woman who is confident, independent, knows what she really wants and REALLY know what man wants in bed. Those qualities often go hand in hand with life-experience. More there is practice and passion, better is the outcome. And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care. At young age they are shy and dependant. They assume and wait that man is the one who makes advances. Now, when there's more age and experience most females tend to come bolder and more independent. If they want IT they will take it. At such female's hands man is mere toy, happy and satisfied toy. Also, they know what male wants and are better and more free in bed. So, I know that my wife is now more mature than when we started our relationship. We both have become better year by year and I am very enthusiastic about what things time will bring when she is even more mature she is now.

Learn...to take a joke...
Learn...to take a Woman...
/me listens to Imperial March theme
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 06, 2006, 03:32:08 am
And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care.

I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in the basement.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 06, 2006, 03:37:56 am
And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care.

I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in the basement.

I like my wine in my stomach, but i can go with the basement thing for women :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 06, 2006, 03:39:39 am
And most women are like wine. They better when they get older if kept with tender and care.

I like my women like I like my wine. Locked in the basement.

I like my wine in my stomach, but i can go with the basement thing for women :D

Yeah, but you're a communist.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 06, 2006, 03:48:21 am
Wine in my glass (or stomach), and women beside me in a comfy couch :D

/me is very possibly in love
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 06, 2006, 03:52:22 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 06, 2006, 03:53:22 am
Wine in my glass (or stomach), and women beside me in a comfy couch :D

/me is very possibly in love

Awh..  :D

Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 06, 2006, 03:59:49 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


You don't say?

/me sharpens the sacrificial knife

heh, jk, glad to hear there are more of us ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 06, 2006, 04:00:22 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?

She hasn't met me yet :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 06, 2006, 04:03:05 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?

She hasn't met me yet :D

Whapping doesn't count.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 06, 2006, 04:18:25 am
Because of religious reasons, or your own?

Pffft. No one who listens to 16 Volt is religious. Use your head, Harv.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 06, 2006, 04:25:43 am
Because of religious reasons, or your own?

Pffft. No one who listens to 16 Volt is religious. Use your head, Harv.

Maybe they like being ironic =)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 06, 2006, 04:36:07 am
Because of religious reasons, or your own?

Pffft. No one who listens to 16 Volt is religious. Use your head, Harv.

Listens to what?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 06, 2006, 07:47:05 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


I canda agree to this point considdering where this is going.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: H on December 06, 2006, 11:12:52 am
I canda agree to this point considdering where this is going.

Canada? o_O?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 06, 2006, 01:05:44 pm
God no !!

Lets talk about carrots instead.

Why are they so orange ?!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 06, 2006, 04:07:45 pm
I like wine to flow over my tongue, roll around in my mouth and entice my tastebuds. I'm quite sure that can be turned interesting.

And stop bashing Canadia. It's a nice little country, filled with nice little ex-frenchmen under the british crown.

French brits? Oh. My. I've never thought of that...

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 06, 2006, 06:35:48 pm
God no !!

Lets talk about carrots instead.

Why are they so orange ?!

In Finland lived man named Igor Borg. He was/is somewhat that some regard as "guru" or "shaman". Personally I'm not sure whether he is wise or mad man. Maybe both. Trying to dig ancient finnish underground temple of Lemminkäinen is kinda mad but on the other hand he is undoubtly very intelligent person.

Anyways. This Igor Borg was very sexual man. He had one specific theory about carrots. He thought they were some ancient erotic sex toys, combined with food. In finnish carrot is "porkkana". Igor's theory about origin of that name was that first part of word "por" did mean porn (in finnish porno) and latter part "kana" can be translated as hen. Regarding his theory carrots were given to women so that they could masturbate with them and eat afterwards and thus have their sexual energy back. Yes, Igor might seem like definetly nutcase. He even get his own energy back by eating his own... Well, you get the picture.

Why they are so orange? I remember that Igor did mention something that orange is very sexual colour and that's why they chosed it for it's... purposes... Personally I do doubt Igor's knowledge about ancient habits (thou he actually had studied history) but his theories were quite entertaining yet disturbing ones. If someone fellow finn forumer remembers more about Igor's theories about carrots please post.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 06, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


You don't say?

/me sharpens the sacrificial knife

heh, jk, glad to hear there are more of us ;)
Virgins of the forums, UNITE!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 06, 2006, 07:30:37 pm
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Don't say that, you'll get fallout excited.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 06, 2006, 08:10:32 pm
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


You don't say?

/me sharpens the sacrificial knife

heh, jk, glad to hear there are more of us ;)
Virgins of the forums, UNITE!

*UNITEs
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 06, 2006, 08:28:50 pm
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


You don't say?

/me sharpens the sacrificial knife

heh, jk, glad to hear there are more of us ;)
Virgins of the forums, UNITE!

*UNITEs

/me unites with the others
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 06, 2006, 09:21:21 pm
I demand a virgin be sacrificed to me!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 06, 2006, 09:53:41 pm
I demand a virgin be sacrificed to me!

/me sacrifies a virgin cockroach to Cerapter
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 06, 2006, 11:08:36 pm
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Don't say that, you'll get fallout excited.

Dude - are you.. psychic?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 07, 2006, 12:10:19 am
Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


You don't say?

/me sharpens the sacrificial knife

heh, jk, glad to hear there are more of us ;)
Virgins of the forums, UNITE!

*UNITEs

/me unites with the others
/me unites with the others, in a totally non-sexual way... no, really
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 07, 2006, 12:48:31 am
Dude - are you.. psychic?

I'm hoping for both our sakes I'm not.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 07, 2006, 05:42:05 am
I have the reason why you are virgins

1. you do not have HYPER ERECTION MODE

2. if you do have it, you aren't using it ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 07, 2006, 07:30:56 am
I love this place. One word typed wrong and evertyhing goes haywire XD I was meant to say "kinda". And gravehill, that Igor guy sure as hell was a weird one. Then again, all the overintelligent are somewhat excentric.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 07, 2006, 04:48:53 pm
Yeah, Igor was something super strange. Chicks liked her, thou, for some reason. Just tried to find information about him and found out that I remembered his name wrong. It's IOR BOCK. Here's wikipedia's story about him. There's more in finnish version but I did not link it here since, well, it's in finnish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ior_Bock
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 09, 2006, 10:08:02 pm
I just.. long to be touched. I want a feeling of closeness, 'nearness' as you say. I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.

Love doesn't always equal sex, darling.
And.. from the few times I've spoken to you on MSN, ESPECIALLY LAST NIGHT, You sound like a total horndog. xD It's cute.  If you "want to be loved", as you say, SHOW IT. Don't just be all "'Ooh baby Baby. Let's FUX."



Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?

My own.
1.  I am really, REALLY shy. I'm too afraid, always, to make the first move, etc.
2.  I haven't found someone special like that yet. Well, at least someone who won't cheat on me, lie to me, break up with me after 4 days, or hit me. xD All that jazz. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic.
3.  There was something else... and now I completely forgot what it was. OH WAIT. I got it. All the times I *have* been offered, the offerers weren't very.. exciting? They were really blunt about it. One minute, we're playing video games or peeling apples, the next minute, he drops his pants and asks if we can have sex.  True story.


I have the reason why you are virgins

1. you do not have HYPER ERECTION MODE

2. if you do have it, you aren't using it ;D

How can I have an erection?
I'M A WOMAN, DAMMIT. WE ARE PEOPLE TOO. RESPECT MY RIGHTS.
/kidding.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 09, 2006, 10:14:16 pm
How can I have an erection?
I'M A WOMAN, DAMMIT. WE ARE PEOPLE TOO. RESPECT MY RIGHTS.
/kidding.


Have you heard of nipple erection?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 09, 2006, 10:21:27 pm
(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~ambermb/graphics/happyface.jpg)

I bet he has.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 09, 2006, 10:24:23 pm
I just.. long to be touched. I want a feeling of closeness, 'nearness' as you say. I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.

Love doesn't always equal sex, darling.
And.. from the few times I've spoken to you on MSN, ESPECIALLY LAST NIGHT, You sound like a total horndog. xD It's cute.  If you "want to be loved", as you say, SHOW IT. Don't just be all "'Ooh baby Baby. Let's FUX."

I want to be loved, but sex is fine too.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 09, 2006, 10:27:26 pm
Quote
1.  I am really, REALLY shy. I'm too afraid, always, to make the first move, etc.
2.  I haven't found someone special like that yet. Well, at least someone who won't cheat on me, lie to me, break up with me after 4 days, or hit me. xD All that jazz. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic.
Maybe you're just trying too hard to look for something thats not even there, rather know how it looks, or how it sounds like.
Be open to everything, but don't be naive.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 10, 2006, 02:37:01 am
My own.
1.  I am really, REALLY shy. I'm too afraid, always, to make the first move, etc.
2.  I haven't found someone special like that yet. Well, at least someone who won't cheat on me, lie to me, break up with me after 4 days, or hit me. xD All that jazz. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Stay that way. Its what makes true love more amazing. Waiting for the right person and the right time is better than accepting anything else just because you feel you have to.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 10, 2006, 04:16:24 am
Neglect that rule when its me, of course.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 10, 2006, 04:17:47 am
Neglect that rule when its me, of course.


Time and place?  :-*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 10, 2006, 04:18:41 am
Your face. In a second.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 10, 2006, 04:23:01 am
Your face. In a second.


Best put on the blindfold and handcuffs on again, i guess..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 10, 2006, 04:24:24 am
I'm not even going to reply to this thread anymore.  :(
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 10, 2006, 04:26:56 am
I'm not even going to reply to this thread anymore.  :(

Oh, baby..*Trails fingers down side of face*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 10, 2006, 07:32:50 am
Today...
I got told I need to get laid 7 times. 7 fucking times. WTF?!
D:

Anyone.. up for the challenge? ;D

KIDDING.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 10, 2006, 08:44:26 am
I'm sure Fallout will come soon with his Hyper Erection mode so I think I'm gonna get outta OH SHI-
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 10, 2006, 11:21:30 am
Today...
I got told I need to get laid 7 times. 7 fucking times. WTF?!
D:


And just why were you told that you need to get laid seven times..?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 10, 2006, 01:23:01 pm
Today...
I got told I need to get laid 7 times. 7 fucking times. WTF?!
D:


And just why were you told that you need to get laid seven times..?

She's talked to Fallout on MSN?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 10, 2006, 04:18:43 pm
Today...
I got told I need to get laid 7 times. 7 fucking times. WTF?!
D:


And just why were you told that you need to get laid seven times..?

Because I act really sexual, all the time. D: In real life and online.
STORY TIME:
The other day in my Graphics II class, I was making a sexual innuendo towards my friend Brianna. ( as a joke, of course ) So then all of a sudden, My OTHER friend, Amanda, was like " Andrea... We need to get you a boyfriend." Me: "What? Why?" Amanda: "Because you sound REALLY horny. You need to get laid." and I laughed and was like "wtf?"

=( Everyone thinks I'm a horny chihuahua. I NEED TO HUMP A LEG.
Not really.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 10, 2006, 04:38:47 pm
3.  There was something else... and now I completely forgot what it was. OH WAIT. I got it. All the times I *have* been offered, the offerers weren't very.. exciting? They were really blunt about it. One minute, we're playing video games or peeling apples, the next minute, he drops his pants and asks if we can have sex.  True story.
Oh, so it seems that you have already met Fallout in real life o_O
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 10, 2006, 04:51:25 pm
3.  There was something else... and now I completely forgot what it was. OH WAIT. I got it. All the times I *have* been offered, the offerers weren't very.. exciting? They were really blunt about it. One minute, we're playing video games or peeling apples, the next minute, he drops his pants and asks if we can have sex.  True story.
Oh, so it seems that you have already met Fallout in real life o_O
xD I wish. I MEAN...
I wish.
But no, really. It's funny because the guy who basically did that looks A LOT like Fallout. And they act the same way. It's hilarious.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 10, 2006, 05:18:59 pm
I just.. long to be touched. I want a feeling of closeness, 'nearness' as you say. I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.

Love doesn't always equal sex, darling.
And.. from the few times I've spoken to you on MSN, ESPECIALLY LAST NIGHT, You sound like a total horndog. xD It's cute.  If you "want to be loved", as you say, SHOW IT. Don't just be all "'Ooh baby Baby. Let's FUX."



Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?

My own.
1.  I am really, REALLY shy. I'm too afraid, always, to make the first move, etc.
2.  I haven't found someone special like that yet. Well, at least someone who won't cheat on me, lie to me, break up with me after 4 days, or hit me. xD All that jazz. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic.
3.  There was something else... and now I completely forgot what it was. OH WAIT. I got it. All the times I *have* been offered, the offerers weren't very.. exciting? They were really blunt about it. One minute, we're playing video games or peeling apples, the next minute, he drops his pants and asks if we can have sex.  True story.


Maybe peeling apples just gets him really hawt...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 10, 2006, 05:20:09 pm
/me drops his pants

Sex?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 10, 2006, 05:24:53 pm
/me drops his pants

Sex?
Alas, dear Fallout. I see nothing in your pelvic region. ;[ No penis = No sex.
Sowwy. <3
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 10, 2006, 05:58:28 pm
/me drops his pants

Sex?
Alas, dear Fallout. I see nothing in your pelvic region. ;[ No penis = No sex.
Sowwy. <3


I just got served ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 10, 2006, 07:03:32 pm
You did. With a side dish of creamed potatoes and a lovely, garlic-and-parsley-spiced gravy.

On a different note, back on topic of flirting. My friends girlfriend told me how my friend picked her up here yesterday. Same people as in the things you didn't want to know thread, but this story was something I found fun to know.

*Girl walks into store, friend sees her. They don't know each other*
Friend: "Hi. Have you just been out shopping for shoes?"
Girl: "Yes." *shows new shoes*
Friend: "Cool. You're cute. I'm going to buy you dinner."

And that she did, and now they're almost an item.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 10, 2006, 08:13:21 pm
On a different note, back on topic of flirting. My friends girlfriend told me how my friend picked her up here yesterday. Same people as in the things you didn't want to know thread, but this story was something I found fun to know.

*Girl walks into store, friend sees her. They don't know each other*
Friend: "Hi. Have you just been out shopping for shoes?"
Girl: "Yes." *shows new shoes*
Friend: "Cool. You're cute. I'm going to buy you dinner."

And that she did, and now they're almost an item.

Ah, if only it was that easy in real life.

...wait...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 10, 2006, 08:23:14 pm
That was real life. And that was just the pick-up. It's the stuff afterwards that's difficult.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 10, 2006, 11:44:11 pm
After the pick-up... the put-down?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 12:09:49 am
..I'm lost.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 11, 2006, 12:11:29 am
..I'm lost.

You're going to be lost a fair few times here. Trust me on this.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 11, 2006, 12:25:50 am
..I'm lost.

You were found 2 days later in Fallout's pants
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 12:50:32 am
..I'm lost.

You were found 2 days later in Fallout's pants
His very sticky pants. ]:
-shudder-

<3 Just Kidding, Fallout. You know I love you, even if you do lack a penis.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 11, 2006, 01:46:41 am
I got all you need right here baby...

the_nut_head@hotmail.com

and a penis which can reach America
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 11, 2006, 02:10:06 am
Oh god no.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 11, 2006, 02:13:15 am
Oh god no.
God just died. And LionNinja makes baby Jesus cry.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 11, 2006, 02:15:00 am
Oh god no.
God just died. And LionNinja makes baby Jesus cry.

I've always had the skill to make grown men cry
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 02:43:04 am

Alert! Long winded story and possible incoherent/irrelevant thoughts follow! Alert!

It really can be that easy in real life, it's honestly more about how you present yourself, your body language etc, more than what you say.

When we were shooting the film over september, my director made me read a book called The Game, by Neil Strauss which is a book about pick up artists. (it was character research).

I really recommend reading it, first and foremost, it's a really well written, really interesting story, but it also taught me two things:

1) Flirting really isnt that hard, and it's certainly not a big deal if it doesnt work 100% of the time
2) flirting with/pulling women (or men or whatever you're into) really isn't the be all and end all of life.

Also, once you realise 2, 1 gets even easier.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 11, 2006, 02:43:59 am
I just.. long to be touched. I want a feeling of closeness, 'nearness' as you say. I masturbate, I eat chocolate, and I play games, but it's not the same. I just want to be loved.

Love doesn't always equal sex, darling.
And.. from the few times I've spoken to you on MSN, ESPECIALLY LAST NIGHT, You sound like a total horndog. xD It's cute.  If you "want to be loved", as you say, SHOW IT. Don't just be all "'Ooh baby Baby. Let's FUX."

But touching is a very good thing to have. Doesn't have to be sexual.
Quote

Ah yes...
Feels great to be a virgin. <3


Because of religious reasons, or your own?

My own.
1.  I am really, REALLY shy. I'm too afraid, always, to make the first move, etc.
2.  I haven't found someone special like that yet. Well, at least someone who won't cheat on me, lie to me, break up with me after 4 days, or hit me. xD All that jazz. I know. I'm a hopeless romantic.
3.  There was something else... and now I completely forgot what it was. OH WAIT. I got it. All the times I *have* been offered, the offerers weren't very.. exciting? They were really blunt about it. One minute, we're playing video games or peeling apples, the next minute, he drops his pants and asks if we can have sex.  True story.


That doesn't make you a hopeless romantic. It makes the majority of guys in the world complete assholes. Except for the shy thing. But that's cute, anyways. Although, at times it can seem like neither party that's interested in the other has the courage to go over and talk to the other.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 11, 2006, 03:46:46 am
I just club women over the head and drag them back to my cave. Works 90% of the time.

...the other 10% they club me first ;-;
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 11, 2006, 03:49:55 am
But you have sex 100% of the time...right?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 11, 2006, 03:53:19 am
Yes.

Clubbing = Sex.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 11, 2006, 03:56:11 am
Does the size of the club matter?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 11, 2006, 04:01:11 am
Yes.

Clubbing = Sex.

I may try this one time...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 11, 2006, 10:27:37 am
I really recommend reading it, first and foremost, it's a really well written, really interesting story, but it also taught me two things:

1) Flirting really isnt that hard, and it's certainly not a big deal if it doesnt work 100% of the time
2) flirting with/pulling women (or men or whatever you're into) really isn't the be all and end all of life.

Also, once you realise 2, 1 gets even easier.

3) Screw that and work on job and career.

Thats my opinion after this friday. Big big company get together (now don't go thinking 40+ gits in suits, more like the youth of the industrial floor) combined with a few other companies and you have a very loaded friday night. And of course, the whole workfloor staff becomes very jitty when they notice that the grand hotel is full of women of perfect age. Sure I could have had a descent time if it weren't for all the "Drink more" "There's a girl for ya" "Here, have another shot". Not my kind of thing at all. First of all, I don't do alcohol very well but lost control somewhere at midnight. But before that it was just a struggle for not embarrasing myself. Wich I somewhat managed. Did make two bad try's at one of the younger there. Struk out in ignorance from her. Was not that bad, the night shift boss was first out on the dancefloor, alone so he's gonna hear that for a long while.

I really don't like clubs and grandhotel pubs and whatever after that. It was a complete mess. People were randomly talking out women, or the women talking out men in search for roll in the bed. Talk about meat market. Why are people so desperate? Or is it me thats the error since I don't see any point in looking for women that way?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 11, 2006, 02:03:22 pm
Or is it me thats the error since I don't see any point in looking for women that way?

What, looking past the tip of your nose? Yeah, you might just be at error for having some foresight ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 05:06:19 pm
]: You men are PATHETIC.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 06:44:00 pm
]: You men are PATHETIC.

Speak only when you're spoken to. Now shut up, get in the kitchen and make me a meal.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 08:06:21 pm
]: You men are PATHETIC.

Speak only when you're spoken to. Now shut up, get in the kitchen and make me a meal.

You's gun DIE. YOUS GUN DIE.

Bitch.

I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 11, 2006, 08:21:39 pm

I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.


Pld for making me go "WTF?" and then laugh until I choked  ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 08:22:35 pm
I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

No. You won't. Now sit in the corner and think about what've you said.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 09:30:02 pm
I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

No. You won't. Now sit in the corner and think about what've you said.

Stfu, bitch.

D<

I kill you.

-kills you-

Wait.. aren't you already supposed to be dead?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 09:37:18 pm
]: You men are PATHETIC.

pffft, I do quite well thank you very much
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 09:49:51 pm
I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

No. You won't. Now sit in the corner and think about what've you said.
Stfu, bitch.

Don't think I said you could speak ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 11, 2006, 10:07:42 pm
I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

No. You won't. Now sit in the corner and think about what've you said.
Stfu, bitch.

Don't think I said you could speak ;)

Way to take charge! ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 10:22:42 pm
I'm going to take a cheese grater to your abnormally long nipples.

No. You won't. Now sit in the corner and think about what've you said.
Stfu, bitch.

Don't think I said you could speak ;)

Way to take charge! ;D

You watch it, young man. BOTH OF YOU. YOU GUYS GUN DIE.
Women are people too. ]: We deserve rights.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 10:34:57 pm
Women are people too. ]: We deserve rights.

Ok, I'm going to say this once, and once only. So try and wrap your pretty empty little head around it, m'kay?

I. Am. Not. A. Chauvinist. My comments are made in jest. I am all for EQUAL rights for women, not superior rights, like crazed feminazis want.  Why, the fact that you can't take some mild comments kind of defeats the entire point of equal rights, doesn't it? Oh no, he said bad things to me! The fact that I make similar comments to males clearly means I'm discriminating unfairly against females. Oh wait! No, this is a little thing called equality. But, then again, being American, I'm sure you don't know the first thing about it.

HERE COMES THE CLUE TRAIN, LAST STOP YOU. I couldn't give a flying fuck about political correctness either. The fact that you can't spot sarcasm only makes it better. I'm not sure how deluded you really are, that you think the big bad Smeagol is a woman hating monster. Get your head out of the sand, and take a look around. I think I made it fairly clear I was being sardonic. If you're too dense to spot it, fine. Just stop claiming unjust persecution.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 11, 2006, 10:55:13 pm
Smeagol was raped and beaten by a horde of feminists as a child.

It's best not to bring that up though.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 11, 2006, 10:56:32 pm
Women are people too. ]: We deserve rights.

Ok, I'm going to say this once, and once only. So try and wrap your pretty empty little head around it, m'kay?

I. Am. Not. A. Chauvinist. My comments are made in jest. I am all for EQUAL rights for women, not superior rights, like crazed feminazis want.  Why, the fact that you can't take some mild comments kind of defeats the entire point of equal rights, doesn't it? Oh no, he said bad things to me! The fact that I make similar comments to males clearly means I'm discriminating unfairly against females. Oh wait! No, this is a little thing called equality. But, then again, being American, I'm sure you don't know the first thing about it.

HERE COMES THE CLUE TRAIN, LAST STOP YOU. I couldn't give a flying fuck about political correctness either. The fact that you can't spot sarcasm only makes it better. I'm not sure how deluded you really are, that you think the big bad Smeagol is a woman hating monster. Get your head out of the sand, and take a look around. I think I made it fairly clear I was being sardonic. If you're too dense to spot it, fine. Just stop claiming unjust persecution.

I WAS KIDDING.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 11:00:27 pm
Smeagol was raped and beaten by a horde of feminists as a child.

Truth.

That, and the fact I think they're completely deluded, but on the right tracks.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 11:03:35 pm
I tihnk she might be double-sarcasming you but anyway.

Also, the feminazi thing, this is something that coems up a lot when talking about feminism. Even women do it. "Oh I'm not one of those crazy feminists" but really, who is?

Even the craziest feminist theorist I have ever read (bell hooks) doesn't promote female dominance over male as any kind of political agenda. She's just after mental things like biological equality (men having artificial wombs and bearing children etc)

Other stuff, like alternative spellings of woman (womyn etc) is rather extreme in my opinion but it's not exactly doing anything to undermine the undeniable male dominance of the world.

I don't agree with the vast majority of what extreme feminists have to say, and I know that there probably is a tiny minority out there somewhere that actually DOES beleive women should subjugate men, but  this is so highly exagerated (to the extent where women find themselves apologising for this near-mythical group) makes it difficult to admit to being a feminist.

Well fuck that. I'm a feminist and I'm proud of it.



sorry. rant over - jsut one of my pet hates.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 11:06:47 pm
I tihnk she might be double-sarcasming you but anyway.

Not possible. To accept this would be to accept that I'm wrong, which I'm entirely incapable of doing.

Quote
Also, the feminazi thing, this is something that coems up a lot when talking about feminism. Even women do it. "Oh I'm not one of those crazy feminists" but really, who is?

Germaine Greer.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 11, 2006, 11:11:02 pm

I WAS KIDDING.


That rant had little to do with you and was moreso and attack on 'feminist nazis'.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 11:14:28 pm
I tihnk she might be double-sarcasming you but anyway.

Not possible. To accept this would be to accept that I'm wrong, which I'm entirely incapable of doing.

Quote
Also, the feminazi thing, this is something that coems up a lot when talking about feminism. Even women do it. "Oh I'm not one of those crazy feminists" but really, who is?

Germaine Greer.

Germaine Greer is a legend.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 11:16:11 pm
If by legend, you mean deluded lunatic, then yeah.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 11:26:41 pm
If by legend, you mean deluded lunatic, then yeah.

Have you actually ever read anything she's written or are you judging her on a brief stint on celebrity big brother?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 11, 2006, 11:36:42 pm
judging her on a brief stint on celebrity big brother?

She did WHAT?! When was this?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 11, 2006, 11:38:25 pm
I dunno... like the last CBB? maybe the one before? I dunno, she walked out after like a week anyway

PS: way to avoid the question :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 11, 2006, 11:45:29 pm
Then on the left side, you'd see Rad coming alive.
As a matter of fact, he'd be all noir and dressed in black.
The church bells sounds the fourth hour, as Rad cocks his Sigsauer.
He shoots her clean through the head, national television's at its best.
The days of Rad are there its true, for him to prowl the streets at noon.


Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 12, 2006, 02:10:50 am
I have no idea why i posted that, but i laughed at smeagol's posts, that's gotta make up for that.


Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 12, 2006, 04:41:49 am
Women are people too. ]: We deserve rights.

Ok, I'm going to say this once, and once only. So try and wrap your pretty empty little head around it, m'kay?

I. Am. Not. A. Chauvinist. My comments are made in jest. I am all for EQUAL rights for women, not superior rights, like crazed feminazis want.  Why, the fact that you can't take some mild comments kind of defeats the entire point of equal rights, doesn't it? Oh no, he said bad things to me! The fact that I make similar comments to males clearly means I'm discriminating unfairly against females. Oh wait! No, this is a little thing called equality. But, then again, being American, I'm sure you don't know the first thing about it.

HERE COMES THE CLUE TRAIN, LAST STOP YOU. I couldn't give a flying fuck about political correctness either. The fact that you can't spot sarcasm only makes it better. I'm not sure how deluded you really are, that you think the big bad Smeagol is a woman hating monster. Get your head out of the sand, and take a look around. I think I made it fairly clear I was being sardonic. If you're too dense to spot it, fine. Just stop claiming unjust persecution.

You say she couldn't spot sarcasm, and yet you yourself did the exact thing you accused her of doing?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: ~futilite~ on December 12, 2006, 07:01:58 pm
I tihnk she might be double-sarcasming you but anyway.

Not possible. To accept this would be to accept that I'm wrong, which I'm entirely incapable of doing.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 12, 2006, 09:34:45 pm
Cloud, don't meddle with the smeagster.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 12, 2006, 10:19:47 pm
Cloud, don't meddle with the smeagster.


I'm not afraid of him because I HAVE THE PRECIOUS!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 12, 2006, 10:20:35 pm
I HAVE THE PRECIOUS!

So do I.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 12, 2006, 10:24:45 pm
I HAVE THE PRECIOUS!

So do I.

No way they promised me it was the only precious! :<
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 12, 2006, 10:26:33 pm
Cloud, don't meddle with the smeagster.


I'm not afraid of him because I HAVE THE PRECIOUS!

That's what your mother said last night ;)


I dunno... like the last CBB? maybe the one before? I dunno, she walked out after like a week anyway

PS: way to avoid the question :P

Actually, I would have thought my ignorance on the matter answered the question quite while.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 12, 2006, 10:27:41 pm
Cloud, don't meddle with the smeagster.


I'm not afraid of him because I HAVE THE PRECIOUS!

That's what your mother said last night ;)

Yeah I know! Oh wai-
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 12, 2006, 10:30:14 pm
DON'T WAIT... GO!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 12, 2006, 10:38:46 pm
PLEASE DON'T GO.

THE DRONES NEED YOU.

THEY LOOK UP TO YOU.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 12, 2006, 10:54:01 pm
What you really should be saying is...

'Why is Max holding a luger in your signature LionNinja?'
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 12, 2006, 11:28:15 pm
Yeah, why is he?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 12, 2006, 11:32:41 pm
If you have seen any kind of Sam N Max media, you would know he can pull pretty much anything out of nowhere, like rocket launchers out of thin air ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 12, 2006, 11:44:18 pm
If you have seen any kind of Sam N Max media, you would know he can pull pretty much anything out of nowhere,

Sounds like a right ladies man.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 13, 2006, 12:41:39 am
PLEASE DON'T GO.

THE DRONES NEED YOU.

THEY LOOK UP TO YOU.

haha, awesome quote. I <3 Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 13, 2006, 02:21:24 am
If you have seen any kind of Sam N Max media, you would know he can pull pretty much anything out of nowhere,

Sounds like a right ladies man.

Sounds like a NAZI.

With reality-bending powers.

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 13, 2006, 09:12:34 pm
If you have seen any kind of Sam N Max media, you would know he can pull pretty much anything out of nowhere,

Sounds like a right ladies man.

Sounds like a NAZI.

With reality-bending powers.


Nazi-Bunny with reality-bending powars? Sounds like a world take over plan to me

SEXY

Ok, now this is on topic
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 10:13:30 pm
HI GUYS, MY LIFE IS PERFECTLY FINE, AND YOU GUYS SUCK BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE GIRLFRIENDS/JOBS/LIVES.
LOOK AT ME, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE A LIFE AND LOTS OF FRIENDS, AND YOU DONT. DID I MENTION YOU FAIL AT LIFE?

Did I mention.. that I was an asshole?

Guess who?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 13, 2006, 10:15:43 pm
I love you all ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 13, 2006, 10:15:53 pm
Please you guys, if you have to argue and throw virtual tomatoes after eachother, couldn't you do it somewhere else?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 13, 2006, 10:17:14 pm
I love you all ;D

I well love you mayte :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 10:17:43 pm
Could you give it a rest now?

That was a sly edit.

Quote from: Lysix
I'd say it was me, but the font size is too small.



Consider this argument over, on my part.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 10:27:00 pm
Guys, stop. That's not going to lead anything good. You don't achieve anything with that - you just post mean messages to each other. You don't get your arguments solved and nothing does not proceed. You just keep on sending messages and only thing they hurt is this forum. If you want to verbally abuse each other do it somewhere else with PM's or something. It's your problem. Do not make it other's problem as well.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 13, 2006, 10:29:06 pm
Guys, stop. That's not going to lead anything good. You don't achieve anything with that - you just post mean messages to each other. You don't get your arguments solved and nothing does not proceed. You just keep on sending messages and only thing they hurt is this forum. If you want to verbally abuse each other do it somewhere else with PM's or something. It's your problem. Do not make it other's problem as well.

Thank you.

Thank you, Gravehill <3
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 13, 2006, 10:31:07 pm
Guys, stop. That's not going to lead anything good. You don't achieve anything with that - you just post mean messages to each other. You don't get your arguments solved and nothing does not proceed. You just keep on sending messages and only thing they hurt is this forum. If you want to verbally abuse each other do it somewhere else with PM's or something. It's your problem. Do not make it other's problem as well.

Thank you.

Gotchya.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 13, 2006, 10:42:07 pm
WHAP

yeahh you like that do you? huh?!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 13, 2006, 10:53:34 pm
WHAP

yeahh you like that do you? huh?!
Yeah. It was mindblowing. This way we might end up being in group which have had more whap than someone.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 14, 2006, 12:44:07 pm
Ive argued with many people on these boards and we've always solved everything in PM. or not at all. because they were dicks and left. so yeah, solve in PM ftw :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 14, 2006, 12:53:30 pm
Ive argued with many people on these boards and we've always solved everything in PM. or not at all. because they were dicks and left. so yeah, solve in PM ftw :D

Wouldnt wanna bother. It's just not worth it ;)

No point even trying anyway..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 14, 2006, 04:05:37 pm
Aaaaanyways.... let's not turn this into an argument about solving things now. I get the feeling everyone's still a little touchy nowadays. So, back on topic (if that is at all possible in Random):

Sex pls?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 14, 2006, 04:23:52 pm
Aaaaanyways.... let's not turn this into an argument about solving things now. I get the feeling everyone's still a little touchy nowadays. So, back on topic (if that is at all possible in Random):

Sex pls?

Gladly.
/me sexes
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 14, 2006, 09:41:08 pm
Oh yes please. There's never too much sex. Oh... There once was. But it's years ago. Just a distant memory which still makes me smile.  ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 14, 2006, 11:40:42 pm
Have you read The Giver?

can i have your memories now?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 12:55:06 am
Have you read The Giver?
No... I did find information about that and it seemed very interesting.
The Giver... It's quite funny idea in the matter of fact! I feel sympathy for that fellow, to carry so many life memories with him for the rest of his life. It's richness, yes, but at the same time quite a burden. In this modern society of consults and advisors, researchers and teachers it's not so distant thing as someone might think.

can i have your memories now?
My memories? Haven't I shared some already? Some might think that I've shared too much... :D And there's so much that same stuff left. Since there is certain forum guidelines AND because there might be readers from all age-groups there is some limit what can be told and what must be left to imagination. If you want you can have pieces of my memory. Not everything because some things must be kept secret. I can tell lot about my life but there are things that I can't talk about. And quite honestly, not every memory is good for anyone. If one can avoid such memories and does not even think about those things he does favor to himself. Also it's different to know some things (as told by someone) and to experience some things. There are things that I do remember but I can't describe them even to myself in means of words. Regarding sexuality... I think sexuality as great force, great creative force. It's bless but it can be somewhat curse also. Mainly I keep it as positive force. But since this forum might be (especially in future) read by minors AND because this forum ain't dealing sex but in the context sex, drugs and rock&roll AND because there's clear rule that there should be no adult material - I won't go too much on graphic details. Just in educational and non arousing level. But sure if you want have some clean versions of my sexual memories feel free to ask. I share what I can in this forum's context. But since I do ramble lot and because area of sexuality is such a large one I have to ask

Did you have something particular in your mind?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:02:02 am
Did you have something particular in your mind?

There's never too much sex. Oh... There once was. But it's years ago. Just a distant memory which still makes me smile.  ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 01:16:52 am
Oh, that one... It was fun. And twisted. With my future-wife. For some reasons we both were feeling like that that time. Maybe it was environment? We were house-sitting one relative's apartment while she was away and did it practically everywhere. It was fun but for some reason I could not go for the ninth round at that day.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 01:19:07 am
It was fun but for some reason I could not go for the ninth round at that day.

Because I don't think the human body is supposed to go nine rounds in one day.  :-X


... anyone wanna try and see with me?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 01:28:02 am
It was fun but for some reason I could not go for the ninth round at that day.
Because I don't think the human body is supposed to go nine rounds in one day.  :-X
Well my actual "record" is ten but it was solo and thus not "too much".
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 01:29:44 am
I think Seretti has some stories to input here :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 01:36:58 am
I think Seretti has some stories to input here :P
Waiting for input...

WAIT! NOT THERE!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: gaijin on December 15, 2006, 01:42:21 am
"No person should have any object placed inside their rectum larger than a fist, and less loving than a dildo." // G. Carlin
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 15, 2006, 01:46:14 am
That quote belongs in the quote thread in General ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 01:47:01 am
"No person should have any object placed inside their rectum larger than a fist, and less loving than a dildo." // G. Carlin

Maynard Disagrees as he sing about arse fisting in a song a line comes up

"shoulder deep within the borderline, this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to"
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 02:17:05 am
A fist is, by definition, not larger than a fist, and therefore, it's within the parameters of the quote.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 04:33:11 am
"No person should have any object placed inside their rectum larger than a fist, and less loving than a dildo." // G. Carlin

Maynard Disagrees as he sing about arse fisting in a song a line comes up

"shoulder deep within the borderline, this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to"

But Maynard's crazy.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 04:38:05 am
Maynard is my idol!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 04:42:48 am
Maynard is my idol!

... like I said.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 04:45:28 am
Maynard is my idol!

... like I said.

oh snap yeah, but he's not crazy, he's just taken too much acid and seen too much
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 05:06:16 am
Maynard is my idol!

... like I said.

oh snap yeah, but he's not crazy, he's just taken too much acid and seen too much

I think there's an adjective for that...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 05:10:08 am
OO OO tell me tell me!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 05:18:34 am
CRAZY F***iNG CRAZY LEIK OMFG HE'S NUTS CRAZY
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 05:19:51 am
OOOOOooooooh

Yeah, he's definitely that

Amazing voice though!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 15, 2006, 05:27:54 am
Yes, amaz-CRAZY JESUS CHRIST HE'S CRAZY

*Cough.*

Yes. Maynard James Keenan is a good singer. >>
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 05:34:35 am
You're just jealous because i'm gonna trick you into get one of my infamous beers in my infamous freezer O.o
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 03:26:02 pm
You have beers in your freezer?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 15, 2006, 03:26:49 pm
You have beers in your freezer?

Beer cubes™!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 15, 2006, 03:28:24 pm
Beer cubes!

Oooohhhh... awesome. I have to try this.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 03:39:16 pm
Yeah, honestly, it sounds like a mighty cool idea...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 15, 2006, 03:49:44 pm
It's my idea, so i want all royalties plz.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 04:07:37 pm
Sure, I'll give you 10% of all net income on it for the next year.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 04:12:27 pm
I explained this ages ago...three times....


i trick people into thinking i have beer in my freezer and ask them to go get it for me, then when they do i push them in and they freeze to death or something
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 15, 2006, 04:13:10 pm
I explained this ages ago...three times....


i trick people into thinking i have beer in my freezer and ask them to go get it for me, then when they do i push them in and they freeze to death or something

I hate you for sending me this song. :(
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 15, 2006, 04:39:54 pm
It's my idea, so i want all royalties plz.

Actually it's not.

There are beer cubes in JnG Gold :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 15, 2006, 04:40:47 pm
There are beer cubes in JnG Gold :P

Who's to say i didn't come up with the idea first!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 15, 2006, 04:43:19 pm
There are beer cubes in JnG Gold :P

Who's to say i didn't come up with the idea first!

Me!

But the beer cubes are different anyway. Yours were like ice cubes, but with beer (right?), the ones in JnG Gold are more like cubeish boxes with beer in them.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 15, 2006, 04:55:20 pm
But the beer cubes are different anyway. Yours were like ice cubes, but with beer (right?), the ones in JnG Gold are more like cubeish boxes with beer in them.

Exactly! :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 15, 2006, 05:07:17 pm
My idea has none of those, mine consists of small marsupials and 3 pairs of boxing gloves..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 05:41:26 pm
My idea involves chocolate, good music and declothed girls.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 15, 2006, 08:42:58 pm
My idea involves chocolate, good music and declothed girls.
I think im getting this idea ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 15, 2006, 09:07:37 pm
Girls.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:12:32 pm
It's on topic. In a way...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 15, 2006, 10:23:31 pm
It's on topic. In a way...

It's random; topic not required.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 15, 2006, 10:32:13 pm
STOP BEING LOGICAL IN RANDOM.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:39:43 pm
No! I like being logical!

Actually, I just like the idea of naked girls and chocolate.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 15, 2006, 10:42:37 pm
WHICH IS CLEARLY LOGICAL. STOP AT ONCE

OTHERWISE I SHALL BE FORCED TO USE EXCESSIVE FORCE
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:44:16 pm
You don't have any force excessive enough to deal with me.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 15, 2006, 10:47:03 pm
Actually, I just like the idea of naked girls and chocolate.
Naked girls and chocolate. Man... That inspires me. I think that we're about to reach here the ultimate experience of pleasure...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 15, 2006, 10:54:40 pm
You don't have any force excessive enough to deal with me.

Really shitty karaoke?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 15, 2006, 10:57:42 pm
Easily countered by one of my superpowers, usually known as "putting the convo on hold until you shut up".
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 15, 2006, 11:00:44 pm
No! I like being logical!

Actually, I just like the idea of naked girls and chocolate.

Don't forget the jellybeans on top  ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 15, 2006, 11:24:32 pm
And the pumpin I like big butts soundtrack on the background.

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 15, 2006, 11:34:54 pm
And the pumpin I like big butts soundtrack on the background.



Pumpkin? Slowpoke. You're too late. It's Christmas not halloween ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 15, 2006, 11:35:44 pm
Easily countered by one of my superpowers, usually known as "putting the convo on hold until you shut up".

And we've looped back around again to logic.

STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 16, 2006, 03:11:36 am
well i tried getting my boyfriend to eat me out by using creme caramel dessert once.. oh man that was a sticky experience..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 16, 2006, 05:45:12 am
Next time, try melted sugar.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 05:47:19 am
Or white hot coals
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 16, 2006, 05:54:02 am
Or dead babies.

That is what I would've called irony.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 05:55:00 am
I like your sense of ironic irony!

**pld'd**
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 07:32:50 am
This be for you Shaun

(http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-15-06-games/Dr.-Procrastination.jpg)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 16, 2006, 01:42:58 pm
This be for you Shaun

[img/]http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/12-15-06-games/Dr.-Procrastination.jpg[/img]

SA will shit on your grave.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 16, 2006, 05:54:44 pm
I'm being cremated.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 16, 2006, 06:06:03 pm
Then I shall get LionNinja to ejaculate in your urn.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 16, 2006, 06:07:51 pm
I'm being cremated.

Why? You're not dead yet.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 06:09:47 pm
Then I shall get LionNinja to ejaculate in your urn.

/me readies himself
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 16, 2006, 06:12:31 pm
/me readies himself

I hope you're capable of holding it for that long.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 16, 2006, 06:20:25 pm
Lioninja is more of a substance you shoot in someone's arm when he's really fucking wasted.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 06:24:04 pm
Lioninja is more of a substance you shoot in someone's arm when he's really fucking wasted.


Napalm?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 16, 2006, 06:33:05 pm
I'm being cremated.

Why? You're not dead yet.

SHIT!

Thank fuck you told me, that could have been unpleasant...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 16, 2006, 07:04:57 pm
DOes that mean my life long dream of filling VT's urn is ruined? D:
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Annie on December 16, 2006, 08:22:02 pm
DOes that mean my life long dream of filling VT's urn is ruined? D:

;D I know someone ELSE you can fill.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 17, 2006, 12:28:17 am
DOes that mean my life long dream of filling VT's urn is ruined? D:

;D I know someone ELSE you can fill.

Hint please :<
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 17, 2006, 01:41:31 am
DOes that mean my life long dream of filling VT's urn is ruined? D:

;D I know someone ELSE you can fill.

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Cerapter on December 17, 2006, 05:00:06 am
You must have a large lung capacity.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 17, 2006, 05:08:52 am
T-I-S-M-A-R-E-S-H-I-T
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 17, 2006, 05:33:43 am
oh ffs.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 17, 2006, 05:34:48 am
You know you're jealous.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 17, 2006, 05:39:27 am
im in danger of saying something a moderator shouldnt say. so im going to go bitch about it to gaijin. kthx.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 17, 2006, 05:49:04 am
im in danger of saying something a moderator shouldnt say. so im going to go bitch about it to gaijin. kthx.

Pansy. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaan meeeeeeeeeeeee.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Trezker on December 17, 2006, 09:41:50 am
DOes that mean my life long dream of filling VT's urn is ruined? D:

;D I know someone ELSE you can fill.

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.


Ah, you nailed it. That's what I wantd to say but I couldn't figure out how to say it.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 17, 2006, 12:11:23 pm
Its possible that most mods and people are thinking it. But im thinking some girl should learn to close her cyber legs, for the sake of the horn ball community on this forum.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 17, 2006, 12:27:38 pm
horn ball community on this forum.

population: 72% fallout.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 17, 2006, 03:02:23 pm
im in danger of saying something a moderator shouldnt say. so im going to go bitch about it to gaijin. kthx.

Pansy. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaan meeeeeeeeeeeee.

At least put him in the officially warned club with myself and Lysix.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 17, 2006, 04:45:23 pm
At least put him in the officially warned club with myself and Lysix.

I have been in the officially warned club for a while, right Laser? ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 17, 2006, 04:50:42 pm
I reported you to laser. :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 17, 2006, 11:37:44 pm
served.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 18, 2006, 12:16:49 am
Whap?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 18, 2006, 01:06:04 am
Yes please
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 18, 2006, 03:49:26 am
Its possible that most mods and people are thinking it. But im thinking some girl should learn to close her cyber legs, for the sake of the horn ball community on this forum.

I PROFESS MY LOVE FOR YOU. LOVELOVELOVELOVE.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 18, 2006, 12:24:51 pm
Yes please
Served.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 18, 2006, 01:52:11 pm
served.

Do you have any idea what's actually going on, or are you just posting random words at this point? You seem to have gotten crazier over the past...well, since I've been here.

*checks*

...Holy shit...

...I've been here two years?...

...Jesus, I need a life.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 18, 2006, 02:59:13 pm
...I've been here two years?...

...Jesus, I need a life.

Already beat you to it ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 18, 2006, 03:27:26 pm
Not even Jesus can save you dude
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Trezker on December 18, 2006, 05:08:18 pm
Not even Jesus can save you dude
(http://static.syswear.com/images/t-shirts/folded/jesus_saves_folded_marge_black_folded.png)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 18, 2006, 05:28:46 pm
that is super nerdy...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 18, 2006, 05:30:45 pm
TALK NERDY TO ME BABY
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 18, 2006, 06:05:41 pm
TALK NERDY TO ME BABY

Maybe later
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 18, 2006, 06:53:46 pm
served.

Do you have any idea what's actually going on, or are you just posting random words at this point? You seem to have gotten crazier over the past...well, since I've been here.

*checks*

...Holy shit...

...I've been here two years?...

...Jesus, I need a life.

I do.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 18, 2006, 07:02:43 pm
...Holy shit...

...I've been here two years?...

GTFO newbie.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: SpeedD on December 18, 2006, 10:03:01 pm
...Holy shit...

...I've been here two years?...

GTFO newbie.

TITS OR GTFO!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 19, 2006, 03:05:28 am
if i can build a computer, i can make you cum.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 19, 2006, 03:10:08 am
if i can build a computer, i can make you cum.

Give me my damn colour back
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 19, 2006, 03:13:03 am
no!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 19, 2006, 03:23:57 am
no!

Fine i'm gnawing your tattoo off
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 19, 2006, 08:31:41 pm
no!

Fine i'm gnawing your tattoo off

any excuse to get near dimmys breasts
:P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 19, 2006, 09:21:17 pm
no!

Fine i'm gnawing your tattoo off

any excuse to get near dimmys breasts
:P

breasts? ;<
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 19, 2006, 10:19:55 pm
well first you get her to profess her love for you, then..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 20, 2006, 02:25:32 pm
damn i already called off our wedding :/
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 20, 2006, 02:43:07 pm
=\
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 20, 2006, 02:56:10 pm
=/
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 21, 2006, 02:17:07 am
=D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 21, 2006, 02:43:17 am
So, occasionally, the black seagull comes out of its cave to glimp at the naked women that are tanning at the beach.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 21, 2006, 02:45:41 am
Has the package been given to the yellow bear?

Do you copy, red fox?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 21, 2006, 02:46:22 am
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 21, 2006, 02:50:09 am
No.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 21, 2006, 02:53:19 am
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?


I'm getting presents on Christmas!  :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 21, 2006, 03:02:46 am
/me slaps harvey around with a dildo
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: WereVolvo on December 21, 2006, 03:04:19 am
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?


Nope, not yet

I'm in the process of getting a girlfriend, but I don't wanna rush things.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 21, 2006, 05:43:02 am
i get some :) not frequently due to long distance relationship-ing.. but i do get some
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: gaijin on December 21, 2006, 08:40:27 am
Getting some is half the reason to wake up these days it seems. ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 21, 2006, 08:43:52 am
:P if you arent getting some i suggest you buy some toys
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 21, 2006, 08:45:29 am
Getting some is half the reason to wake up these days it seems. ;)

so THAT's why i never want to wake up..
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 21, 2006, 01:54:40 pm
:P if you arent getting some i suggest you buy some toys

buy jenga, for playing jenga, not for anything else. loser gets sex. er.. jenga.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 21, 2006, 07:52:16 pm
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?


a little. Quality over quantity though :p
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 21, 2006, 07:54:59 pm
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?

Nope.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 21, 2006, 07:55:58 pm
I gave a girl a neck rub ;<

been getting a few number lately but i just been throwing them out too :/
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 23, 2006, 02:44:28 pm
Err-roger.

So..... anyone has been gettin any ?


Not more then "we should just be friends".
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Asor on December 23, 2006, 11:15:48 pm
So..... anyone has been gettin any ?
Well, I got lots of hugs from hot women, is that good? This is what one gets when one talks smoothly in a class that consists of ~23 girls and 4 boys, and of the boys all expect me are quite non-social and all the girls are fiiine :P.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 24, 2006, 12:06:00 am
So..... anyone has been gettin any ?
Well, I got lots of hugs from hot women, is that good? This is what one gets when one talks smoothly in a class that consists of ~23 girls and 4 boys, and of the boys all expect me are quite non-social and all the girls are fiiine :P.

Can I go to your school?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 24, 2006, 12:57:04 am
Can I go to your school?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 24, 2006, 05:13:37 pm
So..... anyone has been gettin any ?
Well, I got lots of hugs from hot women, is that good? This is what one gets when one talks smoothly in a class that consists of ~23 girls and 4 boys, and of the boys all expect me are quite non-social and all the girls are fiiine :P.

sounds like my french class, except that I was the ONLY boy.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 24, 2006, 06:02:18 pm
Further proof that only girls want to speak French. =P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 25, 2006, 07:11:15 am
Further proof that only girls want to speak French. =P

Have the French found a way to reproduce without sperm? =O
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 25, 2006, 07:24:47 am
I got quoted so much on this page  8)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 25, 2006, 07:26:54 am
I got quoted so much on this page  8) So I'm giving you all free beer
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 25, 2006, 12:20:14 pm
\o/
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 25, 2006, 06:03:50 pm
Did someone say ...beer?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 26, 2006, 03:16:54 am
Sooo who celebrated christmas with their loved one, such as Girlfriend/Boyfriend AND how did it go ?

I don't wanna hear all about the juicy details but just tell how it went (good-bad-weird-funny etc)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 03:18:20 am
I broke up with the girl i was with, due to the realisation that i am insanely in love with my ex girlfriend.
Like, true true love.
And when you're under influence of such a feeling you're overwhelmed. To the point I'm meeting up with her tomorrow.
Because i know she feels the same.
So yeah, christmas, girlfriend wise kicked ass. :)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 26, 2006, 03:18:48 am
I wish. But no. Family calls. So I got 12 hours of sitting reading with an iPod.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 26, 2006, 03:20:25 am
I broke up with the girl i was with, due to the realisation that i am insanely in love with my ex girlfriend.
Like, true true love.
And when you're under influence of such a feeling you're overwhelmed. To the point I'm meeting up with her tomorrow.
Because i know she feels the same.
So yeah, christmas, girlfriend wise kicked ass. :)

That's great man ! Too bad for the one girl, how did your ex respond to all of this ?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 02:50:24 pm
That's great man ! Too bad for the one girl, how did your ex respond to all of this ?

She's still confused as to why we broke up, and she still wants to be with me. She does not yet know i am very close to being back with my ex. Though i never broke up with her because of that. It's just..something that happened.
Basicly, when she finds out, she's going to hate me. Very muchly so.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 26, 2006, 03:51:44 pm
i think you did what was best for you, alex.. which is good.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 26, 2006, 03:55:11 pm
Wanna know what I think?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 26, 2006, 04:28:25 pm
You don't think, so no.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 26, 2006, 05:17:21 pm
You don't think, so no.

Too right
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 26, 2006, 06:34:34 pm
Wanna know what I think?
I know what you think. Shaved pussy?

http://www.funnypix.ca/d/1871-1/shaved_pussy.jpg
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 06:35:12 pm
This thread has long since gone off the original topic (fallouts inevitable lack of sex). Yet it still remains unlocked? Yikes!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 26, 2006, 06:58:34 pm
Random. Topic has no meaning here.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 07:50:19 pm
i think you did what was best for you, alex.. which is good.

Maybe so. But after what just happened it's had fucked up consequences.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 26, 2006, 07:51:07 pm
What just happened, then?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 08:04:40 pm
The one bad side about myself and Emma is that we're seriously overemotional. More so her than me.
It's just become ridiculously overcomplex, and im trying my hardest to fight for her. She's confused, me and her both know what she wants, she just seems scared about something.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 26, 2006, 08:19:24 pm
DRAMA
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 26, 2006, 08:50:59 pm
No.

Walking to her house now. It's pitch black, i don't know the way and it's roughly an hour from my school which is 15 minutes from here. Stone Cross is a dodgy place.
Oh well.
Here goes.[
Done.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 26, 2006, 11:38:32 pm
Did you stick it in her pooper?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 01:02:20 am
Back to the original topic of this thread, Kurt getting laid before me - well, yeah. He just told me every little detail of it, and I blocked him. Man, I hate people that brag about that shit.

Ah well, at least I have this funny voiceclip (http://media.putfile.com/Kurt-55) of him.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 27, 2006, 03:54:17 am
are you still a virgin?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 05:03:58 am
Yeah.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 27, 2006, 05:08:21 am
Me too!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 05:13:24 am
Me too!
Lies. All lies.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on December 27, 2006, 05:15:28 am
Me too!
Lies. All lies.

true :<
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 27, 2006, 10:25:35 am
well that explains it. you have no standards yet.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 04:31:18 pm
well that explains it. you have no standards yet.
What?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Xhu on December 27, 2006, 08:16:25 pm
She's trying to say virgins are desperate?

*shrug*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on December 27, 2006, 08:55:13 pm
Yeah.

It's what you get for playing so much Counter-Strike.

(I gotta stop saying that)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 09:07:57 pm
Yeah.

It's what you get for playing so much Counter-Strike.

(I gotta stop saying that)

I dont even play it anymore :\
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lexx on December 27, 2006, 09:09:22 pm
The damage has been done.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 27, 2006, 09:12:30 pm
The damage has been done.

You are major win sometimes!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2006, 09:43:29 pm
stafoo, or I'll plant the bomb and fire in your hole.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Laser.T on December 28, 2006, 12:38:57 am
Methinks I suspect a gay innuendo! :o
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 28, 2006, 07:15:05 am
She's trying to say virgins are desperate?

*shrug*
naw. just Fallout
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: harvey danger on December 28, 2006, 08:24:34 am
Honestly, don't worry about it. It'll happen when the time's right.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 28, 2006, 01:00:31 pm
My best friend grabbed my ass the other nite. im worried shes a drunk whore. muhahahahaha!


Nah i havent gotten any, on a serious note. I couldn't care less, im so busy with music. And now that i have a guitar im bleeding my fingers learning chords and scales. the painnnn.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Laser.T on December 28, 2006, 03:41:40 pm
It's a well-documented fact that for 50% of the male population drunkeness is positively proportional to gayness.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Smeagol on December 28, 2006, 04:09:57 pm
It's a well-documented fact that for 50% of the male population drunkeness is positively proportional to gayness.

Truth!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 28, 2006, 04:41:12 pm
My best friend grabbed my ass the other nite. im worried shes a drunk whore. muhahahahaha!


Nah i havent gotten any, on a serious note. I couldn't care less, im so busy with music. And now that i have a guitar im bleeding my fingers learning chords and scales. the painnnn.
CAN


YOU


FEEL



IT !!




Seriously though, buy new strings and get like .10 or .9, they're easier to play with.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on December 29, 2006, 04:19:37 am
It's a well-documented fact that for 50% of the male population drunkeness is positively proportional to gayness.

Truth!

Oh, you!

*camp hand gesture*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 29, 2006, 04:46:20 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Drunk 1!

I'm going to get SO wasted on new years eve..

I'll try not to !

I just KNOW.



Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on December 29, 2006, 03:05:25 pm
It's a well-documented fact that for 50% of the male population drunkeness is positively proportional to gayness.

this IS interesting, however my friend is a she. and a slammin hottie, like me! *does the turk dance*
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Laser.T on December 29, 2006, 05:56:32 pm
It's a well-documented fact that for 50% of the male population drunkeness is positively proportional to gayness.

this IS interesting, however my friend is a she. and a slammin hottie, like me! *does the turk dance*

She's a she? Then what, prey tell, is the problem? Let her smack your ass all she wants!

(Oh, and sorry for misreading your post >.<)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 31, 2006, 12:57:35 am
My best friend grabbed my ass the other nite. im worried shes a drunk whore. muhahahahaha!

Your best friend does that and your friend is a girl... ME think SHE likes YOU!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 01:25:08 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot. Best part is to give back the compliment.

One grope full of hope...
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Laser.T on December 31, 2006, 01:27:55 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot.

I wish that happened to me. /emo
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 31, 2006, 01:44:52 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot. Best part is to give back the compliment.

One grope full of hope...

Gravehill you're a married man!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 01:53:40 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot. Best part is to give back the compliment.

One grope full of hope...

Gravehill you're a married man!
Yes I am. But...

a) My wife is girl too and likes groping
b) If someone gropes me I can still enjoy it (it's not my fault my ass is gropedelicious)

/me  smiles innocently
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: gaijin on December 31, 2006, 03:17:22 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot. Best part is to give back the compliment.

One grope full of hope...

Gravehill you're a married man!
Yes I am. But...

a) My wife is girl too and likes groping
b) If someone gropes me I can still enjoy it (it's not my fault my ass is gropedelicious)

/me  smiles innocently

Dr.Dre: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
Eminem: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!

Yeah, i mean.. why am I to blame ?!  =D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 31, 2006, 03:19:32 am
I like my ass groped by (beautiful) girls lot. Best part is to give back the compliment.

One grope full of hope...

Gravehill you're a married man!
Yes I am. But...

a) My wife is girl too and likes groping
b) If someone gropes me I can still enjoy it (it's not my fault my ass is gropedelicious)

/me  smiles innocently

Now WHAPping, that's a different story. :D Does your wife like to WHAP with you?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 03:07:39 pm
Now WHAPping, that's a different story. :D Does your wife like to WHAP with you?
Well that's kinda personal but what the heck, it's dawn of new year and everything. Of course.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 31, 2006, 04:50:27 pm
happy nude deerz!

its 2007 here. zomg. and im sober. FUCK.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Lysix on December 31, 2006, 05:27:23 pm
happy nude deerz!

its 2007 here. zomg. and im sober. FUCK.

You're the only aussie as far as i know, which makes you the minority! You can't celebrate until we all do! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on December 31, 2006, 06:09:02 pm
im not the only aussie. and sativa is a few hours ahead of me.. he was celebrating first!

AND IM STILL FUCKING SOBER
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Crazywater on December 31, 2006, 06:22:16 pm
At least we still have some hours to get drunk ;)
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 06:41:38 pm
...and get some SEX!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 31, 2006, 07:02:31 pm
Now WHAPping, that's a different story. :D Does your wife like to WHAP with you?
Well that's kinda personal but what the heck, it's dawn of new year and everything. Of course.

I didn't mean that to be a personal question. I meant like the WHAPping you and Lionninja do. :D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 07:57:38 pm
Now WHAPping, that's a different story. :D Does your wife like to WHAP with you?
Well that's kinda personal but what the heck, it's dawn of new year and everything. Of course.

I didn't mean that to be a personal question. I meant like the WHAPping you and Lionninja do. :D
Yeah... That one. I'm not pretty sure what you were asking. So here comes all possibilities.

If it was if she whap with me answer is of course.

If it was if she whap with me and LionNinja I would not know - probably not.

If it was if she has anything against me having little innocent whap sessions (with other guys) on public forums I would say no. My wife is very understanding. Those boys whap sessions, she is used to them. It's natural. Who knows, maybe she even might get some kicks out of it? There is little peeping tom in everyone of us, you know.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 31, 2006, 08:00:32 pm
im not the only aussie. and sativa is a few hours ahead of me.. he was celebrating first!

AND IM STILL FUCKING SOBER
gtfo and get some drinks then !!

Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: cloudstrifex on December 31, 2006, 08:49:19 pm
Now WHAPping, that's a different story. :D Does your wife like to WHAP with you?
Well that's kinda personal but what the heck, it's dawn of new year and everything. Of course.

I didn't mean that to be a personal question. I meant like the WHAPping you and Lionninja do. :D
Yeah... That one. I'm not pretty sure what you were asking. So here comes all possibilities.

If it was if she whap with me answer is of course.

If it was if she whap with me and LionNinja I would not know - probably not.

If it was if she has anything against me having little innocent whap sessions (with other guys) on public forums I would say no. My wife is very understanding. Those boys whap sessions, she is used to them. It's natural. Who knows, maybe she even might get some kicks out of it? There is little peeping tom in everyone of us, you know.

I think you're looking too much into it but I think it would more be like the 3rd or second question. :P
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on December 31, 2006, 10:25:38 pm
im not the only aussie. and sativa is a few hours ahead of me.. he was celebrating first!

AND IM STILL FUCKING SOBER
gtfo and get some drinks then !!



I was about to say the same thing. But I'm gussing since its t two and a half hour to the new year here she made it good enough :D And at this time, I need more to drink, I'm half sober... or half drunk, whatever suits you. HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU PEEPS! Swing well and drink good Muahahahahahahahahaa! Now its more boose for me... maybe try to hit on one of the girls here to go on topic again hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on January 01, 2007, 06:54:07 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on January 01, 2007, 07:55:59 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

How hard can it be!?

Find alcohol
Drink it
????
PROFIT
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Gravehill on January 01, 2007, 09:18:31 am
I was sober as well. Sometimes it sucks when I have to work when others are celebrating. I was working when year 2000 came. Only new year I did not work in this century was 2002 if I remember correctly. And it's not just new years. I have missed so many parties... People gather together at weekends and it's game of luck whether I have them free or not. 3/4 change that I do not have that weekend free. If I know it about 2 months before then I can try to ask that weekend as free but even thats uncertain. 3-shift work is from arse.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Viherminttu on January 01, 2007, 10:17:04 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

How hard can it be!?

Find alcohol
Drink it
????
PROFIT
yes well. i couldnt be bothered. i dont know where they keep the scotch in this place. i shall just get extra drunk next new years to compensate
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Ant on January 01, 2007, 10:47:43 am
This year is going to be

WHAP

year!


Oh and Dimmie, what the hell? +D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 01, 2007, 11:09:27 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

this is a GOOD thing.

hrmph.
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Kobi on January 01, 2007, 03:07:30 pm
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

Now, the day afterwards, I say congrats Dim  :-X
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2007, 01:57:09 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

this is a GOOD thing.

hrmph.
He's right !

You don't have to be wasted to celebrate something !
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 02, 2007, 07:43:17 am
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

this is a GOOD thing.

hrmph.
He's right !

You don't have to be wasted to celebrate something !

have you suddenly become my best friend? this is weird. i'm almost inclined to...

well...

oh, what the hell.

/me bear hugs rad

may your upcoming days be less sex-free!
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2007, 08:52:03 am
/me gets crushed to death

 ;D
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Outboundlight on January 03, 2007, 06:01:00 pm
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

this is a GOOD thing.

hrmph.
He's right !

You don't have to be wasted to celebrate something !

umm... what?
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: Fallout on January 03, 2007, 06:15:02 pm
i never did end up drunk. sigh.

this is a GOOD thing.

hrmph.
He's right !

You don't have to be wasted to celebrate something !

umm... what?

Yeah.. what?

Uncharacteristic of rad to say such a thing ;p
Title: Re: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Post by: MDX on January 03, 2007, 09:31:58 pm
My best friend grabbed my ass the other nite. im worried shes a drunk whore. muhahahahaha!

Your best friend does that and your friend is a girl... ME think SHE likes YOU!

that could never work. relationships already ahoy. so her dealio. im hot, i can't help it.