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Gaming & Media => Gaming & Media => Topic started by: Bates on November 05, 2006, 08:50:57 pm
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omg, just discovered this on the web. A laser-pointer like laser with visible beam, a range of about a hundred miles and the ability to ignite fire and burn holes into stuff. And it's just $1999.99!
http://wickedlasers.com/products.php?content=gspyder (http://wickedlasers.com/products.php?content=gspyder)
What more or less useful tech toys would you like to have?
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A binary clock...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/59e0/
but compared to your laser-pointer, that's rather pointless.
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Those lasers things are bound to be dangerous. Anything that suggests you light a cigarette with a laser is way out of my league =P
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If I had far too much money to spend responsibly I'd probably buy myself an Optimus Keyboard (http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/) just because I'm a sucker for input devices.
I'd also buy the moon, which would be pretty cool to have.
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A real doll. :P
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Optimus Keyboard (http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/)
They still havent updated that page? When IS that bloody keyboard going to be released? :|
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/8193/
This thing looks fun. I'd like to try it out some day. :)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/8122/
For some reason, I think this would be perfect in any of our homes. :D
A real doll. :P
Bad Ankle! Bad!
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This (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/6a43/), this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7830/) and this (http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7f5a/)
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I wants this (http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/28/nuclear_war_usb_hut_heads_west/).
Edit: Linky no worky. Changed link, this should work at least.
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http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/06/usb_missile_launcher/
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/07/usb_missle_war_breaks_out/
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/07/usb_missile_war_4.png)
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Awesome!
For the ultimate in intra-office war, picture linking those USB missile launchers to the USB Nuclear War hub in a way that makes the missiles fire when you push the big, red button. 8)
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I love these GeekToys... I laughed out loud about each one :D
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A binary clock...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/59e0/
but compared to your laser-pointer, that's rather pointless.
Haha! That's the first thing I too was thinking of. Kinda explains my current money situation, eheh...
I've never been very fond of gadgets, but... I've never been good as a hacker, so maybe a key catcher (you know, the little pluggy thing that records everything that's typed with the keyboard) could be ideal. And an evil plan is born!
Seriously... if I had that much money, I'd spend it on other things and just get a "I Never Finish Anyth" t-shirt. ;P
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A real doll. :P
Bad Ankle! Bad!
What?
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Awesome!
For the ultimate in intra-office war, picture linking those USB missile launchers to the USB Nuclear War hub in a way that makes the missiles fire when you push the big, red button. 8)
That's exactly what I was thinking xD
You should put the missile launcher to aim at the red button and get friends to come over. Then just tell them not to push the big red button and wait for it to happen... >=d
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
We know you would Igg...and it's pretty sad you would need one of those.
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
We know you would Igg...and it's pretty sad you would need one of those.
You know, I didnt even read the link when I clicked that. I now know not to click anything he posts however, seeing as I'm at work 80% of the time I post and that's not exactly something I want on my screen at work.
All I saw were rubber boobies and I closed it =\. It's really not difficult to put NSFW iggman.. Especially when you post a random link like that in an otherwise clean thread.
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
Na, that's just too far. :/
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Elektronenmikroskop.jpg)
An unimaginably oversized dildo!
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
(http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/charlie/charlie.jpg)
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An unimaginably oversized dildo!
With something that big I'd assume time travel capabilities come as standard.
IT TRULY IS AN ORGASMIC TIME TRAVELING EXTRAVAGANZA!
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I would sometime buy one of theese....
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp
;D
(http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/charlie/charlie.jpg)
LMFAO!
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(http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/stephanie/st01.jpg)
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
edit: Sample 14: "Kaori"
:D
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ffaalloouutt's last post
Classic. Truly classic.
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Those lasers things are bound to be dangerous. Anything that suggests you light a cigarette with a laser is way out of my league =P
My friend owns three of them, but they didn't cost him $1000+ a piece he got his for 1 psp and $500. They are really awesome, they pop and ballon instantly.
The oversized dildo is VERY funny.
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The oversized dildo is VERY funny.
But since there are no people in the picture for reference, how do we know it's oversized? It could be a very small dildo that the evil dildo salesman has made to look like it's oversized on his webpage, so Cerapter would buy it.
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The oversized dildo is VERY funny.
But since there are no people in the picture for reference, how do we know it's oversized? It could be a very small dildo that the evil dildo salesman has made to look like it's oversized on his webpage, so Cerapter would buy it.
He'd buy it one way or another I'm afraid. :-\
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Well, it's not the size that counts, it's what you can see through it.
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Well, it's not the size that counts, it's what you can see through it.
Right... So, it's not really a dildo, but an endoscope then?
Oh, and on topic: I'd not buy a endoscope if I had too much money.
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No, guys, it's not actually a dildo, just because it vageuly looks like a penis.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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No, guys, it's not actually a dildo, just because it vageuly looks like a penis.
That's why I don't post my picture here.
I have thought thou that I would buy Clone-A-Willy some day when I have too much money... It's not expensive, only 50-70 €'s but so far it has been out of my budget. Well, one can always dream about things.
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No, guys, it's not actually a dildo, just because it vageuly looks like a penis.
That's why I don't post my picture here.
haahhaa xD
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Wow. Clone-a-willy looks awesome XD
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Wow. Clone-a-willy looks awesome XD
And rather scary...
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It'd be the perfect gift for a girl!
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It'd be the perfect gift for a girl!
Then you should give a boy the clone-a-pussy.
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It'd be the perfect gift for a girl!
Then you should give a boy the clone-a-pussy.
These should be used before giving them as present. And then the after-product should be given as gift. And how popular gift that would be!
I have fantasy where I buy huge load of Clone-A-Willy's and clone me an army of my Willies... Warlord Of The Willies! That would be legendary, weren't it?
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Yes and a little....disturbing but hey as long as those clones can WHAP. :D
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It'd be the perfect gift for a girl!
Then you should give a boy the clone-a-pussy.
These should be used before giving them as present. And then the after-product should be given as gift. And how popular gift that would be!
I have fantasy where I buy huge load of Clone-A-Willy's and clone me an army of my Willies... Warlord Of The Willies! That would be legendary, weren't it?
I'm just picturing the scenes from war films where the army slowly appears over the horizon... instead... WILLIES! xD
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if i was a good mod, i'd tell you all to stop talking about willies
unfortunately, the word "willies" has been used so much on this page that i've lost all self control and gone a bit giggly.
/me dances off into the distance
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It'd be the perfect gift for a girl!
Then you should give a boy the clone-a-pussy.
though funny, the post sounds Iggman-esque.if i was a good mod, i'd tell you all to stop talking about willies
unfortunately, the word "willies" has been used so much on this page that i've lost all self control and gone a bit giggly.
/me dances off into the distance
Dance puppet, dance!
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if i was a good mod, i'd tell you all to stop talking about willies
unfortunately, the word "willies" has been used so much on this page that i've lost all self control and gone a bit giggly.
/me dances off into the distance
Hehe.....willie
*cloud dances off into the distance with SomethingApt
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if i was a good mod, i'd tell you all to stop talking about willies
unfortunately, the word "willies" has been used so much on this page that i've lost all self control and gone a bit giggly.
/me dances off into the distance
<3
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So this is what you people do over at the Tech section.
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So this is what you people do over at the Tech section.
Yeah....we secks each other.
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/me dances off a cliff
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ok we've had a full page of spam, so lets get back on topic again.... (yes, i know, i contributed to the spam, but that's not the point... im allowed to, because im special ;D )
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Setting a great example, SG ;)
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ok we've had a full page of spam, so lets get back on topic again.... (yes, i know, i contributed to the spam, but that's not the point... im allowed to, because im special ;D )
Special in more ways than one.
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You're "special"...
Well, let's see.
1. Those lasers are lame. I bet they won't even burn your eyes out from specular reflection. No weakling Class 3b lasers for me. I want Class 4 ones! Several. In a gatling setup.
2. If I had way too much monies, I would buy at least one Realdoll. I would then dress her up in weird clothes, and put her in a corner of my room as decoration. It would be awesome. Also, people would think me a pervert eccentric*.
3. I want a set of iron and a set of bone dice. These can be found at thinkgeek. I will not bother to search for them. They cost about $30 and $40 respectively. Well within what I can afford, but too costly for a set of dice.
4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.
*it's the money that changes it.
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4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.
<3
lovely piece of lethal engineering, that.
So, into weaponry already, are we? In that case, sign me up for a couple of Leopard 2s. That should persuade the people downstairs to keep the noise down. The sheer shockwave from the 120mm cannon alone should be enough to shatter most windows nearby.
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4. A GAU-8/A Avenger would be nice as well.
<3
lovely piece of lethal engineering, that.
So, into weaponry already, are we? In that case, sign me up for a couple of Leopard 2s. That should persuade the people downstairs to keep the noise down. The sheer shockwave from the 120mm cannon alone should be enough to shatter most windows nearby.
It shoots depeleted Uranium shells to, they hole coming out is much larger then the one goin in.
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Depleted Uranium rounds are just super-heavy penetrators with a nice side effect of being pyrophoric. There won't be much of a hole, as the stuff explodes, ignites itself and burns the occupants inside alive. As well as possibly igniting fuel and stuff, causing the vehicle to explode. So yes, in a way, the holes it will make from things coming out will be larger than the hole it makes when coming in.
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(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/33/300px-GAU-8_avenger.jpg)
GAU-8 Avenger - that thing is fucking huge! I want one. Now.
(http://www.twenot.nl/Specials/Leopard/01%20Leopard%202%20A4,%20Seedorf.jpg)
LOL UPSIDE DOWN TANK :D comedy at its best.
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Is a tank even considered a "geek" toy? I think it's more like military toys you'd buy if you had too much money. :P
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I'd also get a flying car.
And a nuclear sub marine for the watery parts.
And a space vessel.
Then I'd combine them.
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(http://www.firebox.com/pic/p415b.jpg)
i like ;D
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"Sorry, we could not find" and then something...
The cube men looked cool, though.
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I would legally buy all the CDs I've downloaded.
Because I am a music nerd.
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I would legally buy all the CDs I've downloaded.
Because I am a music nerd.
I think that is reasonable. I would buy all the games ever made for my Dreamcast, my Xbox, and my 360.
Cause I'm a Gamer nerd.
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I would legally buy all the CDs I've downloaded.
Because I am a music nerd.
I think that is reasonable. I would buy all the games ever made for my Dreamcast, my Xbox, and my 360.
Cause I'm a Gamer nerd.
Dreamcast is the shite. I would definitely buy all the games for it. :D
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going way back to teh binary clock...
a good friend of mine has one. It's pretty kickass, but its annoying because whenever we're hanging out with people who cant read binary, they dont realize its a clock. and then stare dumbfoundedly at it when they find out it is. and then lose a bit of respect for you.
of course, my friends are mostly people we would not consider nerds and geeks by any stretch.
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of course, my friends are mostly people we would not consider nerds and geeks by any stretch.
lose em.
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A flying Toyota, anyone?
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A flying Toyota, anyone?
Oh yes.
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A flying Toyota, anyone?
FUCK yes!
Fixed.
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might be off topic, but anone here handy with Photoshop? I'd like a "lying toyota"-desktop.... ;D
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Scrap everything else, boys and gals. THIS has got to be the ultimate geek toy:
http://techdigest.tv/2005/06/walking_gundam.html (http://techdigest.tv/2005/06/walking_gundam.html)
:o
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Those Japanese and their Gundams...
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old
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old
So is your mom :D
but anyways, haven't you ever felt the need to stomp around a bit in an oversized mecha-thingy? To strike fear in your immediate neighborhood and crush annoying pets underfoot? To mod it to carry real weapons and go on a berserker rage in densely populated areas and smash the puny humans who oppose your squirrely rightful wrath? Meh, perhaps I'll just shut up now *grumble*
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Don't worry I've always wanted to! :D I always kinda wanted to be like Heero Yui when I was younger...
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I'd rather just be a dragon and annihilate everything in the blink of an eye. :)
Perhaps just by roaring. Roaring like THE WIND!
But that thing would be awesome, too.
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That mecha-thing (which I have seen video of somewhere) reminded me of one of my dreams. It would be so cool to have full-size customizable simulator someday. I mean one with hydraulics and all. Interiors could be modified as tank, race-car, mecha or plane. By that I mean that control devices were exchangeable. Just thinking how it would feel like to have multiple screens and hydraulic movement of chassis (like full-body force feedback!). Of course it would be custom made but just to think how cool that would be... ::)
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wooooow. I want THESE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf3z935R37E)
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Cool.. but I'd lose it in 30 seconds. :P
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wooooow. I want THESE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf3z935R37E)
stop spamming those magnet bracelets >:(
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wooooow. I want THESE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf3z935R37E)
stop spamming those magnet bracelets >:(
2 messages? It was a cool YouTube video and I want them :|
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http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/06/usb_missile_launcher/
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/07/usb_missle_war_breaks_out/
(http://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/07/usb_missile_war_4.png)
You can buy those here in Sweden for like 200kr... ;) Like 25$ ;D
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You can buy those here in Sweden for like 200kr... ;) Like 25$ ;D
NO.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
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You can buy those here in Sweden for like 200kr... ;) Like 25$ ;D
NO.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
YES.
FOR ONCE I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
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You can buy those here in Sweden for like 200kr... ;) Like 25$ ;D
NO.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO.
YES.
FOR ONCE I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH YOU.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--
What's this, the fourth sign of the apocalypse?
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How many of those are there, anyway?
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We will never know before the actual apocalypse, but my guess is forty-two.
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How many of those are there, anyway?
As many as needed before God refic decides "meh, this sucks" and kills off the forum.
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
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I want one of those food creation machines from the enterprise..
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KENTUCY HOT WINGS - NOW.
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I want one of those food creation machines from the enterprise..
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KENTUCY HOT WINGS - NOW.
fuck that. gimme a holodeck and i ain't never coming out.
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fuck that. gimme a holodeck and i ain't never coming out of PORNOWORLLD.
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fuck that. gimme a holodeck and i ain't never coming out of A WORLD WHERE I ALWAYS GET LAID (OMG PARALLEL UNIVERSE).
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Would either of you blame him, though? =P
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Would either of you blame him, though? =P
Nope. I'd be in there with the camera ;)
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SHIT ! Now i wish i'd never have gone with the food making thing.
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fuck that. gimme a holodeck and i ain't never coming out of A WORLD WHERE I ALWAYS GET LAID (OMG PARALLEL UNIVERSE).
I love this plan!!!!
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
What windows? MS Windows, or REAL windows? ;D
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
What windows? MS Windows, or REAL windows? ;D
Cheap puns like that is grounds for immediate troutification.
/me slaps iggMan around a bit with a huge fucking trout
;)
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
What windows? MS Windows, or REAL windows? ;D
/me yells "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" all Kramer-like and falls to the ground
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
What windows? MS Windows, or REAL windows? ;D
/me yells "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" all Kramer-like and falls to the ground
Yeah did you see that Kramer thing when he made fun of black people? That was really werid... And then his apology when Jerry was on the late show (or whatever it was). That was kinda funny too. :P
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We've come so close and failed so hard so many times before...
I'd buy a small possum robot which cleaned my windows for me
What windows? MS Windows, or REAL windows? ;D
I quote this only to point out that iggy is back.... agian.
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I now run in fear then return with a big sword
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I now run in fear then return with a lightsaber!!!
A good geek toy for killing to eggs.
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A water clock. Pwnage.
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Pics or it didnt happen, Spectrums ;)
Does a RealDoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll) count as a ...geek toy?
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Pics or it didnt happen, Spectrums ;)
Does a RealDoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll) count as a ...geek toy?
I would say yes.
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Meh. They cost too much. :D
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Meh. They cost too much. :D
*points at thread title*
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Meh. They cost too much. :D
Cheaper than the real thing.
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I'd buy one then, but I dont wanna end up like this guy. (http://www.dump.com/fsvwe/)
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"(...) reminds me of my third wife, which was, of course, eighteen (...)"
It was very educational watching him explain just how he was having intercourse with the doll.
I would get a hovercraft.
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"(...) and ofcourse, the right hand is good at.. stroking yer bollocks! (...)"
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The doll looks like shes in shock, not very good job done on the face : )
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The doll looks like shes in shock, not very good job done on the face : )
Wouldnt you be in shock if you were stroking a 65 year old's bollocks?
/me barfs all over loki
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/757e/
There's the water clock. Awesome.
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The doll looks like shes in shock, not very good job done on the face : )
Wouldnt you be in shock if you were stroking a 65 year old's bollocks?
Lol, I agree, that would put even you into shock.
Water clock looks rather cool.
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It was rather creepy. And when that doll looked like it was hanged or something... I don't know. It WAS a geek toy, I would even say freak(y) toy. On the other hand, considering how much those dolls cost it's good that they are so... versatile.
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That guy should be locked away imo
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Well, as long he does that only with dolls... On the other hand it might be that he tried to emulate the love swing, neat toy (but not geek) which can be used the way he did with doll. Engineers never cease to amaze me.
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Love swings only work if you have decent woodwork in the attic.
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Cubic...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7b24/
Even more cool:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/6279/
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A cool light saber, of course!
http://www.parksabers.com/
and a robotic dog, of some sort.
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A robotic T-rex.
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A robotic butler.
Fueled with beer.
Robotic beer.
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A REAL T-rex.
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A REAL T-rex.
NOW you're just being unrealistic.
:P
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That be voice of someone who's never watched Jurassic Park.
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That be voice of someone who's never watched Jurassic Park.
You just watched it on ITV earlier didnt you? :P
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Speaking of geek toys... I do not have too much money but apparently Santa did. Received one of these as christmas present (it was gift for both of us):
http://www.powerballs.com/
We got the one with counter. It's really funny toy, really.
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"The earths most powerful hand gyro" sounds pervy, and i've no idea why. :P
"Hey baby, wanna play with my powerballs?"
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A cool light saber, of course!
http://www.parksabers.com/
From the site :
"Each blade is constructed with true 360° EL (electro-luminescent) lamp technology, housed inside an indestructible polycarbonite tube. "
It says the swords are made from indestructable pipe material.
.. Yeah right.
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Gravehill: I got something just like it.. very wierd.
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Powerballs are really funny. It was surprise to me that they were so fun. But then again, I do like weird stuff. I have no idea are they any good to muscles but it's fun to make it roll and hum. It feels good when it vibrates and hums in hand and sound is quite funny also. To feel that ball jerking, pulling and twitching in it's own rhythm... It's hard to describe. It's getting on muscles of arm really quickly and harder you make it spin harder it gets. I love to make it spin so fast it start hurting and then loosen up the pace. Making it start is not so easy, thou.
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Powerballs are not only fun, they're really good training for your wrists, and probably quite allright for your grip. Just rev it up to 9000 rpm or more, and keep it there for a while. I guarantee you will feel it.
And you'll soon learn how to make it start. Actually, your first goal should be to be able to start it without the thread. Just spin the inner ball with your thumb and work on it. It's not only possible, once you get the hang of it, it's pretty easy.
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Yes it is... But before you get hang on it it's really frustrating. It took about six hours to learn how to make it spin with thread every time. I have tried that finger thing already dozen times, so far no luck. But I will keep practicing!
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I had Powerballs before my dad got 2 for free when he did some work for some big event which is held in England where you can try/buy the latest in Home franchises
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Yeah i have one too lying around
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Do the toys have to be real? :x
if not... a robot which goes round shouting "[My name] Wins"
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Do the toys have to be real? :x
if not... a robot which goes round shouting "[My name] Wins"
I'd buy that in a heartbeat.
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Pics or it didnt happen, Spectrums ;)
Does a RealDoll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll) count as a ...geek toy?
You do realise that I did post that... :P Plus, i got another thing I would like... A bazooka. ;D
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So you want a plastic doll to fuck with, and a bazooka..
You're deep man.
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So you want a plastic doll to fuck with, and a bazooka..
You're deep man.
LMAO, that killed me that was so funny.
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So you want a plastic doll to fuck with, and a bazooka..
You're deep man.
Sex and blowing stuff up. As simple desires as those for food and drink. =]
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Sex and blowing stuff up. As simple desires as those for food and drink. =]
Get yourself one of them old school inflatable dolls, then you can have both in one! ha ha
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Sex and blowing stuff up. As simple desires as those for food and drink. =]
Get yourself one of them old school inflatable dolls, then you can have both in one! ha ha
pld
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Sex and blowing stuff up. As simple desires as those for food and drink. =]
Get yourself one of them old school inflatable dolls, then you can have both in one! ha ha
"Damn it, I brokeded it"
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Sex and blowing stuff up. As simple desires as those for food and drink. =]
Get yourself one of them old school inflatable dolls, then you can have both in one! ha ha
That's what happened in Moonlight Sonata 2 (finnish horror comedy). It's story about family where one of the brothers resurrects his dead brother and mother (both killers from first Moonlight Sonata). resurrected brother moves to big city and gets into life of vice. That meaning : has inflatable doll. Mother visits his apartment and finds doll, start screaming and calling doll "whore" and slashes it with knife. As she stabbs it doll keeps moaning in "sexy" fashion. That's only movie thus far where I've seen murder of inflatable doll.
Talking about villains... This would be great :
http://www.blavish.com/be-a-bad-boy-this-year-with-the-leather-villain-chair/
To have own villain chair...
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I've ordered one for when i dominate madagascar.
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I've ordered one for when I dominate Nauru.
/me stares at PrescriptiveBarony
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Been sitting in one since I raised a bloody yet successful rebellion in togo.
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I hope they sell white cats and loyal henchmen. No supervillain is complete without a white cat to pet and some loyal, semi-competent henchmen to reward and/or punish. Do you think they do a special offer if you buy everything together?
I could use a remote volcanic island too, need to start building my lair soon.
Damn, suddenly I feel like playing Evil Genius again :P