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Title: Well, that's new.
Post by: harvey danger on October 29, 2006, 06:12:09 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412374&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5 (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=412374&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5)
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Fallout on October 29, 2006, 06:17:17 am
read that in the paper the other day - strange...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 29, 2006, 06:21:11 am
I hope that's not real...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Fallout on October 29, 2006, 06:42:03 am
It's real.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Sativa on October 29, 2006, 07:29:36 am
What
The
Fuck
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on October 29, 2006, 08:01:34 am
Haha, that picture in the article is great.
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Post by: Zombie With Style on October 29, 2006, 09:15:05 am
that picture would make a great 'pwned' picture  ;D
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Kobi on October 29, 2006, 09:53:32 am
Ïf you don't belive it there are videos up on youtube.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Bates on October 29, 2006, 09:54:16 am
Stupid pigeons. Always trying to escape.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Fensty on October 29, 2006, 10:20:39 am
like in this video http://www.break.com/index/pelican_tries_to_eat_a_pigeon.html

they say the pigeon escaped, but maybe they're wrong, might be the same thing. i can't see why there'd a sudden rush of pigeon eatings...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Laser.T on October 29, 2006, 11:23:59 am
Looking from a biological view, this story is kinda serious. There must be something seriously wrong in the food chain if a bird that usually has a diet of only fish, feels the need to eat a bird instead. The first story is of a pelican in St James' Park, London, so I'd have to assume there is something wrong with the fish in the lake there - whether there's not enough fish or they've been affected by pollution.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 29, 2006, 11:57:27 am
Bloody cannibals :/
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Post by: Goshawk on October 29, 2006, 12:25:34 pm
Wow, odd pic. At the same time quite cool.
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Post by: Lexx on October 29, 2006, 02:26:05 pm
Saw this on Have I Got News For You.. quite disturbing. :P

"The pigeon was still alive when it reached the pelican's stomach, he said."

/me twitches.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Gravehill on October 29, 2006, 04:55:02 pm
Full body blowjob... That must be something!
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Jack Lupino on October 29, 2006, 05:00:36 pm
A .. bodyjob ?
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Post by: Cerapter on October 29, 2006, 06:06:38 pm
OMG IT'S SATAN'S ARMY OF ONE OF KILLER PELICANS.

There must've been a bug in the code since it went at a pigeon and not every human on the face of the earth.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Sativa on October 29, 2006, 06:21:21 pm
OMG IT'S SATAN'S ARMY OF ONE OF KILLER PELICANS.

There must've been a bug in the code since it went at a pigeon and not every human on the face of the earth.

Yes...Beacuse pelicans can fit a whole human in their beak O.o;;
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 29, 2006, 06:25:24 pm
They can when they're enhanced by satan.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Outboundlight on October 29, 2006, 06:37:19 pm
They can when they're enhanced by satan.

that's your answer to everything...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 29, 2006, 06:48:50 pm
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 30, 2006, 06:50:28 am
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Ya because he signed for his first package from God, and God realllllllllllllllly cheated him.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: harvey danger on October 30, 2006, 06:54:38 am
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Ya because he signed for his first package from God, and God realllllllllllllllly cheated him.

Yeah, God's viagra sucks.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 30, 2006, 06:56:22 am
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Ya because he signed for his first package from God, and God realllllllllllllllly cheated him.

Yeah, God's viagra sucks.

I meant that he was born with a smaalllll dick, and sold his soul for a okay one.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: harvey danger on October 30, 2006, 06:58:53 am
I was close.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Zombie With Style on October 30, 2006, 08:00:32 am
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Dose that mean your disturbingly attractive Pikachu's are enhanced by satan  :o it all makes sence now
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 30, 2006, 09:43:36 am
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Dose that mean your disturbingly attractive Pikachu's are enhanced by satan  :o it all makes sence now

I enhanced the Pikachu, satan enhanced the boobs.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 30, 2006, 08:09:56 pm
It's because I'm enhanced by satan.

Dose that mean your disturbingly attractive Pikachu's are enhanced by satan  :o it all makes sence now

I enhanced the Pikachu, satan enhanced the boobs.

When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 30, 2006, 08:24:15 pm
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 30, 2006, 08:59:01 pm
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.

?, You mean as in beatiality fantasy awesome?
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 30, 2006, 10:24:43 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the coefficients are!
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on October 30, 2006, 10:29:08 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the caffeine is!

Caffeine? Yes pls.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 30, 2006, 10:29:53 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the caffeine is!

Caffeine? Yes pls.

You read bad ;_;
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 30, 2006, 10:34:27 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the koffing is!

Koffing? Yes pls.

(http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/char_koffing.gif)
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 30, 2006, 10:35:41 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the koffing is!

Koffing? Yes pls.

(http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/char_koffing.gif)

(http://www.health.gov.ab.ca/influenza/SC_coughing.jpg)
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 30, 2006, 10:36:24 pm
(http://stroehmann.gwbakeries.com/images/m_stuffing_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: CrunchyLizard on October 30, 2006, 10:37:12 pm
Awesome is awesome, whatever the koffing is!

Koffing? Yes pls.

(http://bonusweb.idnes.cz/obrazek/char_koffing.gif)

*ding, ding, ding, badadadadum*
Congratulations! Your KOFFING evolved into WEEZING!
(http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/sugimori/sugimori110.png)
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 30, 2006, 10:37:38 pm
I'm leaving this topic...for good
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 30, 2006, 11:33:16 pm
Would you like to give a nickname to WEEZING?
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Outboundlight on October 30, 2006, 11:39:48 pm
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.

?, You mean as in beatiality fantasy awesome?

is it still bestiality if the animals are fictional? Pokéality maybe?

I dunno...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:04:09 am
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.

?, You mean as in beatiality fantasy awesome?

is it still bestiality if the animals are fictional? Pokéality maybe?

I dunno...

It's just Pokefetish, you can't have secks with something that doesn't exist
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:08:44 am
I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:11:28 am
I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To FUCK them is my real test
To BONE them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside (their bum)

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best SHAG
In a world we CAN'T FIND A GOOD FAG
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta FUCK 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place (in your bum)
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
COCK in ARSE we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 31, 2006, 12:21:06 am
I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To FUCK them is my real test
To BONE them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside (their bum)

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best SHAG
In a world we CAN'T FIND A GOOD FAG
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta FUCK 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place (in your bum)
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
COCK in ARSE we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream


ROTFL!!!!!!!!
I am so glad you lied!!
I'm leaving this topic...for good

Anways, yes ! We have gentic engineering, I'll happen eventually.
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.

?, You mean as in beatiality fantasy awesome?

is it still bestiality if the animals are fictional? Pokéality maybe?

I dunno...
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:22:18 am
I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To FUCK them is my real test
To BONE them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside (their bum)

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best SHAG
In a world we CAN'T FIND A GOOD FAG
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta FUCK 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place (in your bum)
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
COCK in ARSE we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream


ROTFL!!!!!!!!
I am so glad you lied!!
I'm leaving this topic...for good

Anways, yes ! We have gentic engineering, I'll happen eventually.
When you like pokemon a bit tooooo much.....

...you end up being really awesome.

?, You mean as in beatiality fantasy awesome?

is it still bestiality if the animals are fictional? Pokéality maybe?

I dunno...

You're quoting is still flawed. Lion you better not let Cerapter see that he's gonna be pissed you're dissin the Pokecult.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:23:20 am
I'm not 'dissing' it, i'm ripping it apart
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:23:51 am
I ripped your MOM apart.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:24:23 am
I ripped your MOM apart.

OMG NOOOES ;_;
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:25:01 am
I ripped your MOM apart.

OMG NOOOES ;_;

That's not what she said. <.<
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:25:52 am
Did she say..you little perv get away before i cut you
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:27:08 am
Did she say..you little perv get away before i cut you

Nah she said and I quote "sex plz" so I sexed her. :D Yeah we had a couple of smokes after it was no big deal.
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:27:41 am
Don't make me cut you -.-
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:28:30 am
Don't make me cut you -.-

You can't cut me. I have the matrix remember?
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:28:49 am
* cuts the matrix
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Post by: Irrationalist on October 31, 2006, 12:29:41 am
* cuts the matrix

*Throws away this reality and inserts his own
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:42:59 am
* cuts the matrix

h4x0rs?
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Cerapter on October 31, 2006, 12:43:14 am
/me inserts LunarLoki into a Tyblazitar
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Irrationalist on October 31, 2006, 12:44:09 am
/me inserts LunarLoki into a Tyblazitar
Tyblazitar? wtf?
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Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:44:43 am
QFT!
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Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:45:31 am
LOL
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Post by: Cerapter on October 31, 2006, 12:46:37 am
Ah.. I was thinking of Tyranitar. Tyblazitar is the nick of a guy I know.

Oh shi-
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:47:43 am
Oh, wait..

Tyranitar.

nOOb ^_^

oh wait wtf i'm so confused now, wtf is going on i think i just dropped a testicle in my grave
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:48:39 am
Oh, wait..

Tyranitar.

nOOb ^_^

oh wait wtf i'm so confused now, wtf is going on i think i just dropped a testicle in my grave

Now they're both gone? xD
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: Ant on October 31, 2006, 12:49:42 am
Suck me bitch
Title: Re: Well, that's new.
Post by: cloudstrifex on October 31, 2006, 12:50:39 am
Suck me bitch

Well I might've if you asked but now that you're being mean I'm not gonna!