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General => Random => Topic started by: bamFUnk on October 01, 2006, 03:16:34 am

Title: asdfghjkl
Post by: bamFUnk on October 01, 2006, 03:16:34 am
BLACK PEOPLE!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Fallout on October 01, 2006, 04:04:00 am
lmfao.
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Post by: evilcandybag on October 01, 2006, 11:42:25 pm
BLACK PEOPLE!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Generally have a slight advantage over white people in short distance running, because of slight differences in how their legs are built.
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: Ant on October 01, 2006, 11:43:33 pm
Not in my experience
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Post by: SomethingApt on October 01, 2006, 11:57:03 pm
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

/me secretly wishes he was black...
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Post by: Ant on October 02, 2006, 12:04:18 am
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

/me secretly wishes he was black...

And you also live in Watford...chav
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: Gravehill on October 02, 2006, 02:18:36 am
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.
UUuuuhhhh... I got easily burnt in sun! Cooking hot! Eggs are on the pan already! No cock? Yes, we got BIIIiiigggg cocks. So big that you can't fit them in your mouth without chopping them to pieces first! Cocks! Eggs! Cocks and eggs! Woohoooo! My brain is boiling! Water, please someone water down my head! My cock is burning hot already! IT'S GOING TO SHOOOOooooooTTTTT!

Nooo.......
/me static noise from all stations
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: Ant on October 02, 2006, 02:26:20 am
Are you referring to a german cock muncher per chance?
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Post by: Fallout on October 02, 2006, 02:28:10 am
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.
UUuuuhhhh... I got easily burnt in sun! Cooking hot! Eggs are on the pan already! No cock? Yes, we got BIIIiiigggg cocks. So big that you can't fit them in your mouth without chopping them to pieces first! Cocks! Eggs! Cocks and eggs! Woohoooo! My brain is boiling! Water, please someone water down my head! My cock is burning hot already! IT'S GOING TO SHOOOOooooooTTTTT!

Nooo.......
/me static noise from all stations


Yeah, this forum really does filter out all the crazy shit from General. :P
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: Ant on October 02, 2006, 02:30:07 am
I SMELL PEANUTS!
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Post by: harvey danger on October 02, 2006, 06:09:01 am
big cocks, no sunburn. nuff said.

/me secretly wishes he was black...

/me secretly wishes he were SomethingApt...
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Post by: Gravehill on October 02, 2006, 06:28:29 am
Are you referring to a german cock muncher per chance?
No. They are dark cock-ninjas from outer space. They are eternally fighting against hen-knights of Izultar. Cocks do not have eggs which give hens little advantage on long-range attacks but cocks, on the other hand , can sneak close and stab poor hens. After the fight is over giant cow-god Mooster comes and fries casualties in giant pan and makes delicious omelette from them for my breakfast.

After I have eaten my breakfast there comes the sleeping lizard and steals away my dreams. He makes necklace out of them (how it shines in the darkness of the nights!) and one pretty lady wears that necklace on catalogue of local shop. She is naked and lies on bed filled with feathers of cock-ninjas. I take one feather and smell it. It smells like kitten. Then I tickle the pretty lady with it and she laughs. It's delicious laughter and fills my head with joy. I laugh with her and then we dance by the campfire and air is full of flying, burning feathers. Fire dances on our naked, sweaty bodies and woods seem to come alive. They dance with us and together we fall down to non-existence, togetherness in void.
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Post by: harvey danger on October 02, 2006, 06:50:47 am
So what, is marijuana legal in Finland?
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Post by: Gravehill on October 02, 2006, 11:26:35 am
So what, is marijuana legal in Finland?
No it's not. Furthermore I don't use, I have never used and I never will use it. I don't need lame excuses like drugs for sick or weird daydreams/stories. The madness lives inside everyone of us, most us just are imprisoning their mind with invisible chains. Some people use drugs to break those chains. They don't have courage to face their inner demons without chemical substances or then they are just way too lazy to train their mind to be free. Me, I just talk to wind, talk to the clouds, talk to the trees and listen them fairypeople speak. Nature speaks words of truth and the nature lies in everyone's heart. If one is just silent for a moment and listen his own heart one can hear that voice. No need for drugs here. Spirit is everything, nature is everything. Nature is flow of energy, the karma, the Holy Spirit, the universe, the Word of God, everything comes via nature. Truth is written on every stone, every tree, every bloodcell of your body. The redline of generations flow within us, inside us. Read it if you dare. When you read it you will be free. Maybe little bit insane like me (positive way) but still free. And when mind is free the invisible walls of reality or the dreams are no longer obstacles but gateways.

The whispers of world roars in my ears...  :D

This was all about randomness, wasn't it?
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Post by: harvey danger on October 02, 2006, 04:10:25 pm
I don't need lame excuses like drugs for sick or weird daydreams/stories.

So you're just nuts.

*Prepares straight-jacket.*
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Post by: Ant on October 02, 2006, 05:38:47 pm
Ryan.....i'm scared :(
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Post by: harvey danger on October 02, 2006, 07:10:16 pm
/me holds Caudceus
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Post by: Ant on October 02, 2006, 07:11:32 pm
/me holds Caudceus

why can only you make me feel better, oh no wait the drugs wore off xD
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Post by: Gravehill on October 02, 2006, 09:34:04 pm
I don't need lame excuses like drugs for sick or weird daydreams/stories.

So you're just nuts.

*Prepares straight-jacket.*
Yes... I have nuts. But am I nuts? Probably. If you only knew... Harharharharhar...
Straight-jackets are nice! Can I have one, uncle Ryan, please? Could you pretty please put that beautifull dress on me so that I could be REAL princess.... Tihihihihiiiii.... <3
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: harvey danger on October 02, 2006, 11:16:52 pm
Only if you'll be me that talking cabbage.  :D
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Post by: Gravehill on October 03, 2006, 02:32:03 am
Only if you'll be me that talking cabbage.  :D
Is it edible?
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Post by: harvey danger on October 03, 2006, 04:00:52 am
Only if you'll be me that talking cabbage.  :D
Is it edible?

After it's been cooked in the fires of Mordor, yeah.
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Post by: Gravehill on October 03, 2006, 05:32:29 am
After it's been cooked in the fires of Mordor, yeah.
Hmmm... I can smell grilled meat. So tasty, salty and delicious... There's gotta be beef somewhere!
Title: Re: asdfghjkl
Post by: Ant on October 03, 2006, 02:03:10 pm
In a field i think, that's where most cows hide...in a GREEN field where their colour is WHITE and BLACK...God didn't intend them to be the bigger version of a chameleon
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Post by: Viherminttu on October 03, 2006, 03:45:53 pm
m00 damnit.
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Post by: Fallout on October 03, 2006, 04:12:28 pm
neeiiighh?
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Post by: Viherminttu on October 03, 2006, 04:21:41 pm
baaaaaaaa!
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Post by: Fallout on October 03, 2006, 04:29:08 pm
no, m00.
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Post by: Viherminttu on October 03, 2006, 04:58:00 pm
w00f.
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Post by: Gravehill on October 03, 2006, 05:16:38 pm
In a field i think, that's where most cows hide...in a GREEN field where their colour is WHITE and BLACK...God didn't intend them to be the bigger version of a chameleon
Cowhunt, anyone?
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Post by: Fallout on October 03, 2006, 05:17:12 pm
w00f.

you're a cat, cats dont w00f!

/me strokes dim
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Post by: Viherminttu on October 03, 2006, 05:20:20 pm
/me purrs and curls up in Fallout's lap

this kitty makes lots of noises
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Post by: Fallout on October 03, 2006, 05:21:01 pm
:D including screaming and moaning ones, too?
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Post by: Viherminttu on October 03, 2006, 05:21:50 pm
yeeeeees... perhaps.
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Post by: Fallout on October 03, 2006, 05:25:55 pm
perhaps? i'll just have to find that out for myself then :P
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Post by: Ant on October 05, 2006, 08:59:12 pm
perhaps? i'll just have to find that out for myself then :P

Drill cats and purple cats can't have sex, purple cat will dieee