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Title: Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on October 27, 2003, 01:37:03 am
Ive asked this before but it got no where. Can someone make a cool machinae banner to put as a web forum signiture? I want a nice blue one like the official colours and then i can start spamming some boards with it =D Free advertising! Then maybe planes, billboards, tatoo'ing butts...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on October 27, 2003, 01:54:52 am
how much exposure does teh average butt recieve?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on October 27, 2003, 06:41:37 am
how much exposure does teh average butt recieve?
Depends on the butt
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Warskull on October 27, 2003, 07:16:46 am
We'll all be traumatized when someone tatooes the Machinae Supremacy symbol on their rear and posts a big pic for us now.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: gaijin on October 27, 2003, 12:54:45 pm

It had to be done, then ;)

(http://www.communique.se/oe/machinaebutt.jpg)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Deghar on October 27, 2003, 12:59:17 pm
Oh yeah! Mewants butt-tattoo :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on October 27, 2003, 02:56:23 pm
ooooooooooo--I have a gift certificate for a tattoo...maybe I'll use it for something like that :P
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on October 27, 2003, 03:07:34 pm
Hmmm... You got a hellowa butt, Gaijin. Not quite masculine, but.... NICE  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on October 27, 2003, 04:32:12 pm
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....he.....hehe.....aaahhhh.

I needed that

*giggle*
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on October 29, 2003, 01:28:42 am
Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Vortex on October 29, 2003, 06:16:33 pm
Here is a nice simple one I cooked up in 2 minutes. But I think it works really well

(http://www.badassgamers.org/vortex/machinae/machinae_banner1.gif)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on October 29, 2003, 07:47:18 pm
Yes, thats a nice one Vortex! Plain and simple. Easy to attach. :)

btw; nice butt you have there my friend gaijin ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on October 29, 2003, 08:26:03 pm
Woohoo! Pwurtie =] Can it have the web addy along the bottom as well? Then i will use it =D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Vortex on October 30, 2003, 04:37:09 am
Ok heres version 2

(http://www.badassgamers.org/vortex/machinae/machinae_banner2.gif)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: neovulcan on October 30, 2003, 04:56:37 am
awesome. i just got a job at a record company (FYE in our mall) and would like to promote the upcoming album. My manager said anything promoting music is awesome. If the band could settle on a name and tentative release date maybe some of the talent here could whip up some promotional posters for me to print. pending the bands approval of course.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Vortex on October 30, 2003, 05:42:03 am
You might have problems with that idea neo. The fact is you will most likely have to order it and have them send the CD over to the states individually. They dont really have a record company therefore it wont be in stores in the states and stuff. Right now Im kind of outta it so if anyone can explain/correct my statements please do so.  :'(

I guess you can still promote them though and direct anyone interested to the website.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Vortex on October 30, 2003, 06:08:00 am
heh oh yeah and then theres this possibility going around http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=362 (http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=362)

Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on October 30, 2003, 12:49:16 pm
awesome. i just got a job at a record company (FYE in our mall) and would like to promote the upcoming album. My manager said anything promoting music is awesome. If the band could settle on a name and tentative release date maybe some of the talent here could whip up some promotional posters for me to print. pending the bands approval of course.

Hey neovulcan... This is great and we appreciate your interest. We will inform on this forum and on our website when all the release details have been set. But when that is done, you do have our approval, of course, to help promote this release in any way you can (except for in immoral and unethical ways, of course ;D)...

About how the album will reach the fans ... We're working on that. Best case scenario, we'll get ordinary, "label-style" distribution by either landing a master deal, which means we deliver the finished material, and a label only prints and distributes, or a distribution deal, which basically is that all we do is borrow a label's logo and distribution channels ...

Worst case scenario: Some independent music store like CDBaby or similar.

As soon as all is decided, we WILL let you guys know.

Peace.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on October 31, 2003, 12:14:49 am
Awesome awesome ideas!!!
Love the Machinae logo, and love the record store idea! :D :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on October 31, 2003, 01:46:10 pm
Yes it sounds very nice indeed! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Bavi_H on November 03, 2003, 12:21:26 pm
(http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/banner1.gif)
Banner designed by Bavi_H. Original robot artwork by Frantisek Chmelar (http://www.300ad.com/undead/).
Source materials gathered from the Machinae website (http://www.machinaesupremacy.com/) and the promo art archive (http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=142;start=msg2642#msg2642).
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 03, 2003, 01:46:00 pm
That's a good one Bavi_H. :) But I like it more without the heads. It gives "too much information" (if u know what I mean by that) at small space if they are there too. They are cruel/cool drawn and really should have their own place somewhere in advertising around Machinae. What if you enlarge "Machinae Supremacy" instead of having heads? Only a suggestion.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 03, 2003, 06:42:31 pm
Mmmmmm head
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: wisepenguin on November 03, 2003, 08:22:16 pm
i like the banner, so im replacing my old machinae supremacy banner for this one as my desktop, the old banner i had was on the old HTML website
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 04, 2003, 12:27:10 am
Mmmmmm head
...tastes good? :o bbrrr...you're scareing me big time! Plus you "sound" like a communist moomin when he's hungry for bloooood....! :o
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on November 04, 2003, 03:33:24 pm
Big name, heads in the background...
I think both are good, can't tell which is best, though I prefer the latter.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 04, 2003, 09:44:00 pm
Someone wants to give some head?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Bavi_H on November 05, 2003, 09:57:42 am
What if you enlarge "Machinae Supremacy" instead of having heads?
(http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/banner2.gif)

Big name, heads in the background...

I tried, but couldn't get it to look right. Maybe I'll try again another time... Someone else (Neoblaze?) who has better graphics software may fare better.

Someone wants to give some head?

Buddy icons (http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/), so you can finally get some head(s).
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 05, 2003, 02:42:29 pm
Yeee! That's nice Bavi_H! I like it! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on November 05, 2003, 03:57:58 pm
Photoshop 6 good enough for you?
(http://www.angelfire.com/art/dumlesoft/Pics/banner_t1.gif)

Coolness, my first post with img ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 06, 2003, 01:31:02 pm
I did one with the heads nicely in the backround...maybe I'll send it to you... I did it with my old Photoshop 5 ::)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 06, 2003, 02:34:57 pm
Personally, I'm easy...I like all of them! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on November 06, 2003, 05:33:54 pm
I have photoshop 7 at home, was on a school comp when I did mine.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 07, 2003, 12:50:12 pm
After this we can do a vote and ill give 1 whole cookie to the winner.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 07, 2003, 01:47:27 pm
I'd like a camel if I win, not a cookie...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 07, 2003, 08:49:35 pm
A camel?? Not a cow? Mooooooo! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 08, 2003, 06:30:53 am
Absolutly right there Wintress!! :D But on the other hand it looks more fun with a cow riding a camel than a cow on a cow, that we have seen too much of already...at least I have, in my soft cow dreams...moooh! ;D (beware! the robocow is alive!!)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 08, 2003, 06:36:48 am
After this we can do a vote and ill give 1 whole cookie to the winner.
I don't trust you at all after finding out what you're doing at free time after sundayschool...naughty boy...who knows for sure where your cookie has been?
(http://www.laughingwolf.co.uk/toons/animals/coon_dog.jpg)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 08, 2003, 09:57:16 am
Hey that guy on "backrow" looks bit like me... Or then it's just my imagination. I mean the guy with eyemask.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 08, 2003, 05:21:24 pm
BloodAngel...I hope I wasn't "too funny" with tha pic? :-\ But you do look like a racoon, you've said it earlier youself....mumblegrumble.... *I'm not having bad contious for teasing the poor kid...no I'm not....mhmppfrt... I'm only kidding with u love...I'm sorry... I'm very sorry....uuuääh :'(

Gravehill what on earth are you doing with the poor doggie?!! ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 08, 2003, 06:24:41 pm
*gasp* Where did you find that picture?! I had no idea there was a camera near by <_< >_>
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 08, 2003, 06:47:55 pm
..oh it was you then... ;)  
Gravehill was it you who photografed the event?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 08, 2003, 09:12:00 pm
Let us never speak of this again <_<
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 08, 2003, 09:45:34 pm
Me and my digicam... Yeah. I can faintly remember that incident. If I'm not giver, then I must be receiver.

Sigh.

Too much beer and dog-costume can bring you serious problems...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 10, 2003, 11:25:59 am
I have 2 words:

OH MY!!! ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 11, 2003, 01:29:36 am
Raccoons, webcams and dog costumes, OH MY! *Wizard of Oz*
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 11, 2003, 06:05:44 am
Our wardrobe never ceases to amuse and amaze me.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 11, 2003, 10:41:58 pm
nope, not me either... :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on November 12, 2003, 02:05:23 am
nothing like a good wardrobe when it comes to top quality entertainment
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on November 12, 2003, 02:21:04 am
May I suggest to get back onto topic.

btw What was the topic?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 12, 2003, 02:42:26 am
Dog costumes?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 12, 2003, 09:55:24 am
My friends, we were on topic. Topic was Machinae Advertising and what would be better way to advertise than good costumes. THEY must know that WE are everywhere. WE can look like anything - tree, bench, toilet seat, axe. THEY don't know where we are, they just know WE exist. And when THEY know THEY can't beat us, THEY want to become US. And then, my friends, they start to listen Machinae Supremacy and their life shall change - forever!

Aaahhh... This is so cunning plan I even scared myself!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 12, 2003, 10:07:46 am

Aaahhh... This is so cunning plan I even scared myself!

Scared me too....
And no, I won't be a toilet seat...unless it's made of clear glass and has sea shells and live sea horses in it.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: gaijin on November 12, 2003, 10:20:24 am
"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 12, 2003, 10:29:09 am
"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
LOL - can we hear it?

Wintress : I was not supposing that everyone would like to be toiletseat. I would not like to be it myself either. But if it comes to that, I'm willing to do some - sacrifices  
>:( <--- determined look
Hmmm....what costume I shall wear next? Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 12, 2003, 11:01:35 am
"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
låll! ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on November 12, 2003, 02:08:28 pm
Can I just have a sweater please.
Or a big russian wintercoat with an awesome Machinae Supremacy pic on the back.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 12, 2003, 07:05:54 pm
A dog costume wearing some machinae pants?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 13, 2003, 04:01:39 am
....Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)


LOL!!! I want to see Gravehill in a Princess dress k plz thanks ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 13, 2003, 11:59:58 am
....Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)


LOL!!! I want to see Gravehill in a Princess dress k plz thanks ;D
No you don't. Believe me.  ;)

EDIT : It was pink
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on November 14, 2003, 09:59:31 am
Speaking of advertising... We're in contact with a swedish t-shirt/sweatshirt/hoodie company at the moment, regarding perhaps the possibility of a machinae merchandise partnership.

So if they agree to the idea, even though I'm not quite sure what the idea is yet, there might be machinae supremacy clothing to get within a not too distant future...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 14, 2003, 10:31:49 am
Speaking of advertising... We're in contact with a swedish t-shirt/sweatshirt/hoodie company at the moment, regarding perhaps the possibility of a machinae merchandise partnership.

So if they agree to the idea, even though I'm not quite sure what the idea is yet, there might be machinae supremacy clothing to get within a not too distant future...


Right On!!! Yay, great news!! :D :D :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 14, 2003, 11:22:37 am
Just inform me and I'll order (atleast) 3 Machinae Supremacy T-shirts...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 14, 2003, 09:51:21 pm
Me too, but I'd like 4 of them (atleast)! ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on November 15, 2003, 12:08:37 am
I want some taquitos!!!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 15, 2003, 02:04:56 am
I hate import costs *cries*
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 10:28:07 am
Who would care about import costs if you would get something that cool and nice?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 15, 2003, 11:56:11 am
*grin*..... oh sorry you mean the machinae stuff... yeah your right =]
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:48:13 pm
Hahaa, you don't have to pay import costs for Chompy's taquitos, because I ate them already!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on November 15, 2003, 04:42:45 pm
"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"

I Have a cunning plan...

as cunning as a fox wot used to be professor of cunning at oxford university but moved on to be the advisor on cunning wot works for the UN
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 05:20:04 pm
I did happen to realize that fox-part. Everything else went just over my head... I'm slow today.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 15, 2003, 06:12:49 pm
I'd like a black Machinae Supremacy bra.
thanks.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on November 15, 2003, 06:38:52 pm
me too!!!


i mean um...

*runs*
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 15, 2003, 06:55:23 pm
I have one?  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 09:11:46 pm
ooooooooooooh!
Black Machinae Supremacy panties for me, k plz thx 8)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on November 15, 2003, 11:58:07 pm
Mmmm yum... What an image I just constructed before my mind's eye ...

A beautiful girl... stripping in front of me... revealing the black machinae supremacy underwear ...

We gotta have us some of those, yes ... I'll check if it's possible (provided this thing falls through and happens)...  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on November 16, 2003, 12:24:27 am
Hahaa, you don't have to pay import costs for Chompy's taquitos, because I ate them already!
lol,
I don't what they are ment to be? Are they nice? I was planning to order in some taquitos and at the same time order the MaSu clothing stuff. From What I gather they are Mexican spring-rolls or something.

What I know of it, from the simpons, they are on a boat:
On of the simpsons: load the Torpedoes
Old man 1 : What did he say?
Old man 2 : I don't have a Tuxedo
Old man 1 : I want some Taquitos
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 16, 2003, 04:03:45 am
Yayyyyyy, possible black panties and bras with Machinae's logo! W000000000t! ;)


-----------


Chompy, here's taquitos:
http://www.thegutsygourmet.net/taquitos.html

Mexican food, yummy!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on November 16, 2003, 06:53:23 am
Thanks wintress :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 16, 2003, 05:19:47 pm
Mmmm yum... What an image I just constructed before my mind's eye ...

A beautiful girl... stripping in front of me... revealing the black machinae supremacy underwear ...

We gotta have us some of those, yes ... I'll check if it's possible (provided this thing falls through and happens)...  ;D
Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
Title: Taquitos
Post by: Bavi_H on November 16, 2003, 05:49:07 pm
(http://www.quepasafoods.com/images/pics/taquito.gif)
"Crisp corn tortillas filled with tangy chicken or beef filling."
 -- Que Pasa Foods - Products (http://www.quepasafoods.com/products.htm)

They're sorta hard / fried appetizers.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 16, 2003, 05:56:26 pm
Looks tasty. Yammie! :) I'm hungry...

*Sobella walks to kitchen to cook some dinner...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on November 16, 2003, 06:34:17 pm
Yep - looks yummu!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 17, 2003, 03:52:52 pm
Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
ops! I quoted miself ::) :P

Anyway, I think it was Wintress who used her hackin' knowledge... ;)

Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: JariWolf on November 18, 2003, 10:57:12 am
Panties, bras.. sweatshirts.. I'll order them all ! Well probably not but at least one Machinae shirt (or bra) is necessary.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 18, 2003, 12:24:27 pm
I want the T shirts.... and a funky pair of pants please. Damnit i have 3 draws of t shirts and a wardrobe... i love band t shirts @_@ Its a fetish
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 18, 2003, 03:49:25 pm
Cool! :) Do you have Maidens t-shirt?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 18, 2003, 07:54:08 pm
Lol fraid not =[ Im not a maiden fan *runs in ph34r*
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on November 18, 2003, 09:30:05 pm
yes. ph3ar teh wr4th of maiden-fans united.  ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on November 19, 2003, 08:54:49 pm
Lol fraid not =[ Im not a maiden fan *runs in ph34r*
hehehe.....no need for such drama my friend. :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Spunky on November 20, 2003, 02:30:51 am
Roberts gona kill me!  :o
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 05:16:25 am
Thanks wintress :D

j00'r welcome :)
Bavi's picture shows them pretty well.
They are easy to find here, lotsa Mexian restaraunts, and lots of frozen taquitos in my freezer! Yummmmy! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 05:17:36 am
Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
ops! I quoted miself ::) :P

Anyway, I think it was Wintress who used her hackin' knowledge... ;)


LOL! Might have been Gravehill too ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Bavi_H on January 22, 2004, 09:10:55 pm
I wasted an afternoon making some new banners (http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/). Perhaps you might enjoy them.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on January 22, 2004, 10:52:36 pm
I wudn't say its a waste! maybe they'll put them on the official site  ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on January 23, 2004, 12:48:33 am
Yes, they look very nice.  8)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on January 23, 2004, 02:05:28 pm
Cool banners :)

I held a 1 minute speech about Machinae Supremacy in class today  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Kanu on January 23, 2004, 09:00:13 pm
I once had a speech about this very very drunken man in a bar. This man used the table as a drum set and whackhed the shit out of it.. onlyn problem was that he played this same song all time, hough he said he "knowed" the song was coming from the jukebox.. Got an 9 + from it (10 is the best)  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Bavi_H on January 24, 2004, 05:11:39 am
I wudn't say its a waste!

Thanks. I only meant I should probably have been doing school work instead of making banners. I'm not very good at managing my time. :)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: badd0g on January 25, 2004, 01:30:53 am
banners:

animated:
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-animated1.gif)

(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-animated2.gif)


static:
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-static1.gif)

(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-static2.gif)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Outboundlight on January 25, 2004, 09:47:02 pm
nifty
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: KB2k1 on January 25, 2004, 09:57:10 pm
I think they look nice, too. I like the second banner most, kewl glowing effect ^^
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on January 25, 2004, 10:37:08 pm
Those are really nice and clean ones! Like them. :)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on January 26, 2004, 05:44:03 am
The second banner is messing with my head.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on January 26, 2004, 11:08:31 am
It's alive! ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: badd0g on January 27, 2004, 12:30:09 am
The second banner is messing with my head.

i call it brainscrew machinae  :P ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 27, 2004, 11:22:39 am
Wow! Brainscrew? Where? How can I participate?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: badd0g on January 27, 2004, 11:41:26 pm
watch second banner for half hour.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on January 28, 2004, 12:37:54 am
hehehe that's an easy way to get brain damaged. ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on January 28, 2004, 02:11:21 am
I just watched it for 30Seconds and I got BrainScrewed!!!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 28, 2004, 07:33:29 am
Seems very effective. I'll try it.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: KB2k1 on January 28, 2004, 05:44:39 pm
Something @ advertising:
What about merchandising. A robert doll maybe XD When you hit him in the stomach he sings *here comes the master slave* ........ very sick, i know ^^
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on January 29, 2004, 12:18:47 am
^^ A life sized robert doll? With life size insertion points.....
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 29, 2004, 07:49:40 am
Hmmm... And banana?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on January 29, 2004, 01:21:41 pm
Now you're lost Gravehill, this ain't the banana thread...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on January 29, 2004, 02:41:13 pm
alright if I use it on my MOH:AA clan forum sig? Got quite a few rockers there that would enjoy Machinae :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 29, 2004, 03:59:41 pm
Now you're lost Gravehill, this ain't the banana thread...
Lost... lost... lost in banana!
Lost... lost... lost in banana!
Life size Robertrobot don't have banana!
Life size Robertrobot don't have banana!
I wan....<SMACK!>
<Somewhere, out of dark comes shady figure and whacks Gravehill's poor little, happy head with giant hammer, manga style>
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: KB2k1 on January 29, 2004, 05:31:34 pm
I didn't think on a lifesize robot, i mean an actionfigur ^^

Mystical bananas are here o_Ô
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on January 29, 2004, 07:26:31 pm
Garvehill have had too many bananas... ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on January 29, 2004, 07:38:09 pm
Does this mean he'll turn into Bananaman?

(http://www.sausagenet.co.uk/prog/bananaman/bananaman_0.jpg)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Trezker on January 29, 2004, 08:19:24 pm
Bananaman is really weird, I never got the hang of that one...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on January 30, 2004, 12:28:36 am
Me too I watched it when I was really young, if I remember correctly. Now I think he is gay, just like most male superheros. For female superheros would you think they are lesbians if male superheros are gay.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on January 30, 2004, 02:55:55 am
Nah we all know lesbians are girls that look like men  :-X
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 30, 2004, 07:55:12 am
I have this theory about sexual energies and gender energies... According to my theory it's invalid to say that lesbos look like man or gays look like woman. Although one can start acting like one, but that's only 'cause it makes easier to get those who are unsure about their sexuality to choose them as their partner. When I say "unsure about their sexuality" I don't refer to bisexuals, but to heteros who are unsure. Most bisexuals are sure about their sexuality but many heteros are not. This can be seen as homofobia and some other destructive patterns of behaviour. Some unsure heteros even try to get multiple partners of opposite sex when trying to make themselves seem to be more like "true hetero".

When one is sure about his sexuality (which is not as simple as "hetero-bi-gay") all there is left is energies (both masculine and feminine) and love.

Question to those who have someone to love : would you still have chosen your partner if she/he was same sex as you? Do you love that person or just her/his gender? These questions are not as simple as they might seem...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on January 31, 2004, 02:01:42 am
That is a good question although I do not have a partner yet. But if you where refering to my dog I would say yes.

I'm sure when you were trying to pick up and you saw the person of the same sex trying to pick you up, you'll try to dismiss it.

How about this question, your partner had a irreversable sex change, would you stay with them?
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on January 31, 2004, 01:23:00 pm
I don't think I could. I'm not homophobic, I don't mind gay men or gay women but the sexual acts involved in male homosexual sex is really off putting and I don't think I could maintain a relationship with a partner who was female then male. Not because I don't love them but because lying in bed with them would make me feel uncomfortable and I couldn't hold them or kiss them because They're now male and I'm not comfortable with having a male relationship unless its platonic  ;D

If a male has come on to me ever I've just said politely that I'm straight and that I'm not interested but thankfully that's only happened twice

But i was only joking about lesbians looking like men lol  :P
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on January 31, 2004, 02:35:10 pm
If my wife were male I would choose her even it means I had to start being gay. I would do everything for her, right? That means everything. I'm thankfull that she is female it's more convenient this way. But doesn't true love mean that your ready to do anything for it? One who is in love sees everything so differently. Everything on your beloved one seems so beautifull...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on January 31, 2004, 02:42:41 pm
im only 18 and i havent really found true love so I can't really say
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on February 01, 2004, 02:15:51 am
Im 19 and I'm in the same boat, not literally
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 01, 2004, 10:25:16 am
I once thought that I really was in love. I was wrong. True love is something you know you have found only after several years together. Love is something that last for years and gets even better and deeper as time goes by. I was waiting for it and it was really painfull, but lastly it was worth of it!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 01, 2004, 04:11:42 pm
I can't say I long for a relation in a traditional way. I fear a relation like that wouldn't let me be the free spirit I am with the demandings and norms it comes with, an honest friendship is more what I'm looking for, and I think that's a bit harder to find for hidden reasons. Well what can I say I like grouphugs more... ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on February 01, 2004, 04:15:22 pm
ahhhh because of the way i've been brought up I'm a traditionalist when it comes to relationships. I like one relationship with one person for a decent length of time. Just hard finding someone who wants that. Oh well back to me day job :P
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 01, 2004, 10:10:33 pm
huh that's a bit awekward isn't it? To me it seems like they are all over the place desperately wanting to find a spouce...I could be wrong though... ???
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on February 02, 2004, 12:37:48 am
im not desperate lol just want a girl to last me till i go to university in late september. nothing serious. just having trouble finding one lol
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 02, 2004, 08:40:26 pm
of course.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 03, 2004, 11:20:20 am
There is so many ways to love... And it's beautifull!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 03, 2004, 07:51:00 pm
(http://home.egge.net/~savory/horny.jpg) this is my kind of male... ;)
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 04, 2004, 04:28:47 am
Hippy-style haircut he has indeed.
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 04, 2004, 02:40:19 pm
He's cool! :D
I'm hippie, he's a hippie - then nothing should go wrong!?? or? :o


or wait....hrm, no....eh yes, he most sertainly would please me! :P ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 04, 2004, 07:04:54 pm
Long tong and long dong...
What would go wrong?
Indeed... I hope he does not hurt you... too much  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Eliminator on February 04, 2004, 07:23:25 pm
just make sure his drippy wet nose is all dry :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 04, 2004, 09:53:48 pm
He is a very  s e n s i t i v e  guy and when is, he does not hurt me too much ;) only little...nothing can go wrong with a hippie guy! :D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 04, 2004, 10:54:55 pm
He is a very  s e n s i t i v e  guy and when is, he does not hurt me too much ;) only little...nothing can go wrong with a hippie guy! :D
So true... "guns away and let's have some pipe!"
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 05, 2004, 12:13:37 pm
 ;) hehehehe..
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: KB2k1 on February 05, 2004, 07:17:36 pm
LOL  ;D I have to say: cool hairstyle  ;D
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 05, 2004, 10:35:44 pm
Maybe we should make it new, official Machinae/hairstyle? Just to think boys playing with that hairstyle gives me chills...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: chompy on February 06, 2004, 12:29:36 am
[lol] I think they all should have mullets instead. [/lol]
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: robert on February 06, 2004, 05:55:36 am
That hunk of a beast reminds me, i gotta cut my hair ...
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: Gravehill on February 06, 2004, 11:29:01 am
That hunk of a beast reminds me, i gotta cut my hair ...
Yes, indeed. You can be start of a new intriguing hairstyle! Just go, go, Robert, go, go, go - go, Robert, go, go, go, Robert be good!
Title: Re:Machinae Advertising
Post by: sobella_science on February 06, 2004, 11:55:05 am
hehehehehe....Machinae mullet?

*S: cheers in the backround. Go go go! Cut cut cut!

We'll see if he falls for the pressure of crazy members of the Tribe in the end or not ;D