The Official Machinae Supremacy Forum
Forum Related => Salvaged Messages => Topic started by: Spunky on October 27, 2003, 01:37:03 am
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Ive asked this before but it got no where. Can someone make a cool machinae banner to put as a web forum signiture? I want a nice blue one like the official colours and then i can start spamming some boards with it =D Free advertising! Then maybe planes, billboards, tatoo'ing butts...
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how much exposure does teh average butt recieve?
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how much exposure does teh average butt recieve?
Depends on the butt
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We'll all be traumatized when someone tatooes the Machinae Supremacy symbol on their rear and posts a big pic for us now.
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It had to be done, then ;)
(http://www.communique.se/oe/machinaebutt.jpg)
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Oh yeah! Mewants butt-tattoo :D
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ooooooooooo--I have a gift certificate for a tattoo...maybe I'll use it for something like that :P
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Hmmm... You got a hellowa butt, Gaijin. Not quite masculine, but.... NICE ;D
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I needed that
*giggle*
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Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
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Here is a nice simple one I cooked up in 2 minutes. But I think it works really well
(http://www.badassgamers.org/vortex/machinae/machinae_banner1.gif)
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Yes, thats a nice one Vortex! Plain and simple. Easy to attach. :)
btw; nice butt you have there my friend gaijin ;)
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Woohoo! Pwurtie =] Can it have the web addy along the bottom as well? Then i will use it =D
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Ok heres version 2
(http://www.badassgamers.org/vortex/machinae/machinae_banner2.gif)
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awesome. i just got a job at a record company (FYE in our mall) and would like to promote the upcoming album. My manager said anything promoting music is awesome. If the band could settle on a name and tentative release date maybe some of the talent here could whip up some promotional posters for me to print. pending the bands approval of course.
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You might have problems with that idea neo. The fact is you will most likely have to order it and have them send the CD over to the states individually. They dont really have a record company therefore it wont be in stores in the states and stuff. Right now Im kind of outta it so if anyone can explain/correct my statements please do so. :'(
I guess you can still promote them though and direct anyone interested to the website.
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heh oh yeah and then theres this possibility going around http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=362 (http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=362)
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awesome. i just got a job at a record company (FYE in our mall) and would like to promote the upcoming album. My manager said anything promoting music is awesome. If the band could settle on a name and tentative release date maybe some of the talent here could whip up some promotional posters for me to print. pending the bands approval of course.
Hey neovulcan... This is great and we appreciate your interest. We will inform on this forum and on our website when all the release details have been set. But when that is done, you do have our approval, of course, to help promote this release in any way you can (except for in immoral and unethical ways, of course ;D)...
About how the album will reach the fans ... We're working on that. Best case scenario, we'll get ordinary, "label-style" distribution by either landing a master deal, which means we deliver the finished material, and a label only prints and distributes, or a distribution deal, which basically is that all we do is borrow a label's logo and distribution channels ...
Worst case scenario: Some independent music store like CDBaby or similar.
As soon as all is decided, we WILL let you guys know.
Peace.
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Awesome awesome ideas!!!
Love the Machinae logo, and love the record store idea! :D :D
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Yes it sounds very nice indeed! :D
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(http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/banner1.gif)
Banner designed by Bavi_H. Original robot artwork by Frantisek Chmelar (http://www.300ad.com/undead/).
Source materials gathered from the Machinae website (http://www.machinaesupremacy.com/) and the promo art archive (http://hazul.net/machinae/index.php?board=5;action=display;threadid=142;start=msg2642#msg2642).
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That's a good one Bavi_H. :) But I like it more without the heads. It gives "too much information" (if u know what I mean by that) at small space if they are there too. They are cruel/cool drawn and really should have their own place somewhere in advertising around Machinae. What if you enlarge "Machinae Supremacy" instead of having heads? Only a suggestion.
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Mmmmmm head
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i like the banner, so im replacing my old machinae supremacy banner for this one as my desktop, the old banner i had was on the old HTML website
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Mmmmmm head
...tastes good? :o bbrrr...you're scareing me big time! Plus you "sound" like a communist moomin when he's hungry for bloooood....! :o
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Big name, heads in the background...
I think both are good, can't tell which is best, though I prefer the latter.
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Someone wants to give some head?
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What if you enlarge "Machinae Supremacy" instead of having heads?
(http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/banner2.gif)
Big name, heads in the background...
I tried, but couldn't get it to look right. Maybe I'll try again another time... Someone else (Neoblaze?) who has better graphics software may fare better.
Someone wants to give some head?
Buddy icons (http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/), so you can finally get some head(s).
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Yeee! That's nice Bavi_H! I like it! :D
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Photoshop 6 good enough for you?
(http://www.angelfire.com/art/dumlesoft/Pics/banner_t1.gif)
Coolness, my first post with img ;D
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I did one with the heads nicely in the backround...maybe I'll send it to you... I did it with my old Photoshop 5 ::)
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Personally, I'm easy...I like all of them! :D
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I have photoshop 7 at home, was on a school comp when I did mine.
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After this we can do a vote and ill give 1 whole cookie to the winner.
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I'd like a camel if I win, not a cookie...
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A camel?? Not a cow? Mooooooo! :D
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Absolutly right there Wintress!! :D But on the other hand it looks more fun with a cow riding a camel than a cow on a cow, that we have seen too much of already...at least I have, in my soft cow dreams...moooh! ;D (beware! the robocow is alive!!)
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After this we can do a vote and ill give 1 whole cookie to the winner.
I don't trust you at all after finding out what you're doing at free time after sundayschool...naughty boy...who knows for sure where your cookie has been?
(http://www.laughingwolf.co.uk/toons/animals/coon_dog.jpg)
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Hey that guy on "backrow" looks bit like me... Or then it's just my imagination. I mean the guy with eyemask.
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BloodAngel...I hope I wasn't "too funny" with tha pic? :-\ But you do look like a racoon, you've said it earlier youself....mumblegrumble.... *I'm not having bad contious for teasing the poor kid...no I'm not....mhmppfrt... I'm only kidding with u love...I'm sorry... I'm very sorry....uuuääh :'(
Gravehill what on earth are you doing with the poor doggie?!! ;)
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*gasp* Where did you find that picture?! I had no idea there was a camera near by <_< >_>
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..oh it was you then... ;)
Gravehill was it you who photografed the event?
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Let us never speak of this again <_<
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Me and my digicam... Yeah. I can faintly remember that incident. If I'm not giver, then I must be receiver.
Sigh.
Too much beer and dog-costume can bring you serious problems...
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I have 2 words:
OH MY!!! ;D
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Raccoons, webcams and dog costumes, OH MY! *Wizard of Oz*
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Our wardrobe never ceases to amuse and amaze me.
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nope, not me either... :D
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nothing like a good wardrobe when it comes to top quality entertainment
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May I suggest to get back onto topic.
btw What was the topic?
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Dog costumes?
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My friends, we were on topic. Topic was Machinae Advertising and what would be better way to advertise than good costumes. THEY must know that WE are everywhere. WE can look like anything - tree, bench, toilet seat, axe. THEY don't know where we are, they just know WE exist. And when THEY know THEY can't beat us, THEY want to become US. And then, my friends, they start to listen Machinae Supremacy and their life shall change - forever!
Aaahhh... This is so cunning plan I even scared myself!
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Aaahhh... This is so cunning plan I even scared myself!
Scared me too....
And no, I won't be a toilet seat...unless it's made of clear glass and has sea shells and live sea horses in it.
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"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
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"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
LOL - can we hear it?
Wintress : I was not supposing that everyone would like to be toiletseat. I would not like to be it myself either. But if it comes to that, I'm willing to do some - sacrifices
>:( <--- determined look
Hmmm....what costume I shall wear next? Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)
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"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
låll! ;D
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Can I just have a sweater please.
Or a big russian wintercoat with an awesome Machinae Supremacy pic on the back.
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A dog costume wearing some machinae pants?
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....Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)
LOL!!! I want to see Gravehill in a Princess dress k plz thanks ;D
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....Oooohhh...what is THIS? Princessdress? KAWAIIIiiiiiiiii! ( :-[ fever kicking in)
LOL!!! I want to see Gravehill in a Princess dress k plz thanks ;D
No you don't. Believe me. ;)
EDIT : It was pink
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Speaking of advertising... We're in contact with a swedish t-shirt/sweatshirt/hoodie company at the moment, regarding perhaps the possibility of a machinae merchandise partnership.
So if they agree to the idea, even though I'm not quite sure what the idea is yet, there might be machinae supremacy clothing to get within a not too distant future...
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Speaking of advertising... We're in contact with a swedish t-shirt/sweatshirt/hoodie company at the moment, regarding perhaps the possibility of a machinae merchandise partnership.
So if they agree to the idea, even though I'm not quite sure what the idea is yet, there might be machinae supremacy clothing to get within a not too distant future...
Right On!!! Yay, great news!! :D :D :D
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Just inform me and I'll order (atleast) 3 Machinae Supremacy T-shirts...
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Me too, but I'd like 4 of them (atleast)! ;D
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I want some taquitos!!!
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I hate import costs *cries*
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Who would care about import costs if you would get something that cool and nice?
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*grin*..... oh sorry you mean the machinae stuff... yeah your right =]
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Hahaa, you don't have to pay import costs for Chompy's taquitos, because I ate them already!
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"..I've got a plan so cunning, you can pin a tail to it and call it a weasel!"
I Have a cunning plan...
as cunning as a fox wot used to be professor of cunning at oxford university but moved on to be the advisor on cunning wot works for the UN
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I did happen to realize that fox-part. Everything else went just over my head... I'm slow today.
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I'd like a black Machinae Supremacy bra.
thanks.
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me too!!!
i mean um...
*runs*
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I have one? ;D
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ooooooooooooh!
Black Machinae Supremacy panties for me, k plz thx 8)
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Mmmm yum... What an image I just constructed before my mind's eye ...
A beautiful girl... stripping in front of me... revealing the black machinae supremacy underwear ...
We gotta have us some of those, yes ... I'll check if it's possible (provided this thing falls through and happens)... ;D
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Hahaa, you don't have to pay import costs for Chompy's taquitos, because I ate them already!
lol,
I don't what they are ment to be? Are they nice? I was planning to order in some taquitos and at the same time order the MaSu clothing stuff. From What I gather they are Mexican spring-rolls or something.
What I know of it, from the simpons, they are on a boat:
On of the simpsons: load the Torpedoes
Old man 1 : What did he say?
Old man 2 : I don't have a Tuxedo
Old man 1 : I want some Taquitos
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Yayyyyyy, possible black panties and bras with Machinae's logo! W000000000t! ;)
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Chompy, here's taquitos:
http://www.thegutsygourmet.net/taquitos.html
Mexican food, yummy!
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Thanks wintress :D
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Mmmm yum... What an image I just constructed before my mind's eye ...
A beautiful girl... stripping in front of me... revealing the black machinae supremacy underwear ...
We gotta have us some of those, yes ... I'll check if it's possible (provided this thing falls through and happens)... ;D
Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
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(http://www.quepasafoods.com/images/pics/taquito.gif)
"Crisp corn tortillas filled with tangy chicken or beef filling."
-- Que Pasa Foods - Products (http://www.quepasafoods.com/products.htm)
They're sorta hard / fried appetizers.
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Looks tasty. Yammie! :) I'm hungry...
*Sobella walks to kitchen to cook some dinner...
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Yep - looks yummu!
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Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
ops! I quoted miself ::) :P
Anyway, I think it was Wintress who used her hackin' knowledge... ;)
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Panties, bras.. sweatshirts.. I'll order them all ! Well probably not but at least one Machinae shirt (or bra) is necessary.
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I want the T shirts.... and a funky pair of pants please. Damnit i have 3 draws of t shirts and a wardrobe... i love band t shirts @_@ Its a fetish
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Cool! :) Do you have Maidens t-shirt?
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Lol fraid not =[ Im not a maiden fan *runs in ph34r*
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yes. ph3ar teh wr4th of maiden-fans united. ;)
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Lol fraid not =[ Im not a maiden fan *runs in ph34r*
hehehe.....no need for such drama my friend. :D
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Roberts gona kill me! :o
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Thanks wintress :D
j00'r welcome :)
Bavi's picture shows them pretty well.
They are easy to find here, lotsa Mexian restaraunts, and lots of frozen taquitos in my freezer! Yummmmy! :D
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Uhum...someone dreamhacked Robert?? ;)
ops! I quoted miself ::) :P
Anyway, I think it was Wintress who used her hackin' knowledge... ;)
LOL! Might have been Gravehill too ;D
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I wasted an afternoon making some new banners (http://people.smu.edu/rnhart/machinae/). Perhaps you might enjoy them.
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I wudn't say its a waste! maybe they'll put them on the official site ;)
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Yes, they look very nice. 8)
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Cool banners :)
I held a 1 minute speech about Machinae Supremacy in class today ;D
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I once had a speech about this very very drunken man in a bar. This man used the table as a drum set and whackhed the shit out of it.. onlyn problem was that he played this same song all time, hough he said he "knowed" the song was coming from the jukebox.. Got an 9 + from it (10 is the best) ;D
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I wudn't say its a waste!
Thanks. I only meant I should probably have been doing school work instead of making banners. I'm not very good at managing my time. :)
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banners:
animated:
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-animated1.gif)
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-animated2.gif)
static:
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-static1.gif)
(http://stillalive.vr2.net/works/machinae/masu-static2.gif)
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nifty
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I think they look nice, too. I like the second banner most, kewl glowing effect ^^
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Those are really nice and clean ones! Like them. :)
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The second banner is messing with my head.
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It's alive! ;D
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The second banner is messing with my head.
i call it brainscrew machinae :P ;D
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Wow! Brainscrew? Where? How can I participate?
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watch second banner for half hour.
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hehehe that's an easy way to get brain damaged. ;D
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I just watched it for 30Seconds and I got BrainScrewed!!!
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Seems very effective. I'll try it.
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Something @ advertising:
What about merchandising. A robert doll maybe XD When you hit him in the stomach he sings *here comes the master slave* ........ very sick, i know ^^
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^^ A life sized robert doll? With life size insertion points.....
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Hmmm... And banana?
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Now you're lost Gravehill, this ain't the banana thread...
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alright if I use it on my MOH:AA clan forum sig? Got quite a few rockers there that would enjoy Machinae :D
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Now you're lost Gravehill, this ain't the banana thread...
Lost... lost... lost in banana!
Lost... lost... lost in banana!
Life size Robertrobot don't have banana!
Life size Robertrobot don't have banana!
I wan....<SMACK!>
<Somewhere, out of dark comes shady figure and whacks Gravehill's poor little, happy head with giant hammer, manga style>
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I didn't think on a lifesize robot, i mean an actionfigur ^^
Mystical bananas are here o_Ãâ€
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Garvehill have had too many bananas... ;D
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Does this mean he'll turn into Bananaman?
(http://www.sausagenet.co.uk/prog/bananaman/bananaman_0.jpg)
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Bananaman is really weird, I never got the hang of that one...
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Me too I watched it when I was really young, if I remember correctly. Now I think he is gay, just like most male superheros. For female superheros would you think they are lesbians if male superheros are gay.
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Nah we all know lesbians are girls that look like men :-X
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I have this theory about sexual energies and gender energies... According to my theory it's invalid to say that lesbos look like man or gays look like woman. Although one can start acting like one, but that's only 'cause it makes easier to get those who are unsure about their sexuality to choose them as their partner. When I say "unsure about their sexuality" I don't refer to bisexuals, but to heteros who are unsure. Most bisexuals are sure about their sexuality but many heteros are not. This can be seen as homofobia and some other destructive patterns of behaviour. Some unsure heteros even try to get multiple partners of opposite sex when trying to make themselves seem to be more like "true hetero".
When one is sure about his sexuality (which is not as simple as "hetero-bi-gay") all there is left is energies (both masculine and feminine) and love.
Question to those who have someone to love : would you still have chosen your partner if she/he was same sex as you? Do you love that person or just her/his gender? These questions are not as simple as they might seem...
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That is a good question although I do not have a partner yet. But if you where refering to my dog I would say yes.
I'm sure when you were trying to pick up and you saw the person of the same sex trying to pick you up, you'll try to dismiss it.
How about this question, your partner had a irreversable sex change, would you stay with them?
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I don't think I could. I'm not homophobic, I don't mind gay men or gay women but the sexual acts involved in male homosexual sex is really off putting and I don't think I could maintain a relationship with a partner who was female then male. Not because I don't love them but because lying in bed with them would make me feel uncomfortable and I couldn't hold them or kiss them because They're now male and I'm not comfortable with having a male relationship unless its platonic ;D
If a male has come on to me ever I've just said politely that I'm straight and that I'm not interested but thankfully that's only happened twice
But i was only joking about lesbians looking like men lol :P
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If my wife were male I would choose her even it means I had to start being gay. I would do everything for her, right? That means everything. I'm thankfull that she is female it's more convenient this way. But doesn't true love mean that your ready to do anything for it? One who is in love sees everything so differently. Everything on your beloved one seems so beautifull...
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im only 18 and i havent really found true love so I can't really say
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Im 19 and I'm in the same boat, not literally
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I once thought that I really was in love. I was wrong. True love is something you know you have found only after several years together. Love is something that last for years and gets even better and deeper as time goes by. I was waiting for it and it was really painfull, but lastly it was worth of it!
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I can't say I long for a relation in a traditional way. I fear a relation like that wouldn't let me be the free spirit I am with the demandings and norms it comes with, an honest friendship is more what I'm looking for, and I think that's a bit harder to find for hidden reasons. Well what can I say I like grouphugs more... ;)
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ahhhh because of the way i've been brought up I'm a traditionalist when it comes to relationships. I like one relationship with one person for a decent length of time. Just hard finding someone who wants that. Oh well back to me day job :P
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huh that's a bit awekward isn't it? To me it seems like they are all over the place desperately wanting to find a spouce...I could be wrong though... ???
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im not desperate lol just want a girl to last me till i go to university in late september. nothing serious. just having trouble finding one lol
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of course.
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There is so many ways to love... And it's beautifull!
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(http://home.egge.net/~savory/horny.jpg) this is my kind of male... ;)
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Hippy-style haircut he has indeed.
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He's cool! :D
I'm hippie, he's a hippie - then nothing should go wrong!?? or? :o
or wait....hrm, no....eh yes, he most sertainly would please me! :P ;D
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Long tong and long dong...
What would go wrong?
Indeed... I hope he does not hurt you... too much ;D
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just make sure his drippy wet nose is all dry :D
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He is a very s e n s i t i v e guy and when is, he does not hurt me too much ;) only little...nothing can go wrong with a hippie guy! :D
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He is a very s e n s i t i v e guy and when is, he does not hurt me too much ;) only little...nothing can go wrong with a hippie guy! :D
So true... "guns away and let's have some pipe!"
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;) hehehehe..
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LOL ;D I have to say: cool hairstyle ;D
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Maybe we should make it new, official Machinae/hairstyle? Just to think boys playing with that hairstyle gives me chills...
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[lol] I think they all should have mullets instead. [/lol]
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That hunk of a beast reminds me, i gotta cut my hair ...
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That hunk of a beast reminds me, i gotta cut my hair ...
Yes, indeed. You can be start of a new intriguing hairstyle! Just go, go, Robert, go, go, go - go, Robert, go, go, go, Robert be good!
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hehehehehe....Machinae mullet?
*S: cheers in the backround. Go go go! Cut cut cut!
We'll see if he falls for the pressure of crazy members of the Tribe in the end or not ;D