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Title: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 12:20:24 am
Well, here it is. The Kinky Thread. Where all your kinks are to be told. Well, maybe not all, but some.

You may swerve off topic as long as the topic is you swerve off to has something to do with a kink previously mentioned, or if you name a kink you got that you have not mentioned in here before.

I'll start off with Domination/Submission. I've no particular preference as to my position, I like them both (you wouldn't have suspected submission of me, now, would you? "The arrogant bastard Torp likes what now?!". Okay, so maybe there's a preference in that direction)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 12:52:25 am
torp, we all know you just want to get pussywhipped.  all that macho attitude, its all a facade.

anyways.
list part one:
-Submission
-Domination
-Humiliation
-Bondage

These are my general archetypes that i'm a big fan of.  I'm more of a sub than a dom (mostly because im a dominant person in real life, so i like to switch it up when things get intimate).  Must say, though, that i do enjoy being the whipper instead of the whippee in some cases
Humiliation is my key bit.  More than any sort of physical or emotional torture gets to me, being humiliated and degraded is one of teh most twistedly amazing feelings in the world.  it sounds so basic or stupid, but... it's a side of BDSM that everyone should delve more into
And then bondage.  what crazy sex fiend is complete without bondage?  i dunno, it just adds to all hte other feelings.  its the universal supporter- makes you feel more submissive, and more humiliated.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: L'homme magique on July 13, 2006, 12:55:38 am
I'm a boring person
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 01:00:25 am
Oh, come on. You're just afraid to open up. Don't worry, we won't blackmail you (you've got enough blackmail material here on us already...)

Everybody got kinks.

Humiliation is my key bit. More than any sort of physical or emotional torture gets to me, being humiliated and degraded is one of teh most twistedly amazing feelings in the world.

I've always considered it part of submission. And I have to admit, I agree.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: bamFUnk on July 13, 2006, 01:02:13 am
what the fuck is up with those people who have wierd fettishes.  Liek people who like being peed on, or have food stuffed in their orrafaces or whatever.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2006, 01:09:39 am
I know this dude who has a killer fetish.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 13, 2006, 01:18:47 am
I like dressing up, but not cheap, immitation knock offs.

I like the idea of proper, traditional corsets and stockings, I'll talk about it more after work tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 01:28:35 am
what the fuck is up with those people who have wierd fettishes.  Liek people who like being peed on, or have food stuffed in their orrafaces or whatever.

ive got a few of those "wierd" fetishes.   not the ones you mentioned, but two other ones :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 01:58:29 am
I'm pretty "normal", it seems. Well, that itself seems to be somewhat kinky here, hu?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2006, 01:59:28 am
Hu ?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 02:04:29 am
I'm pretty "normal", it seems. Well, that itself seems to be somewhat kinky here, hu?

wow, you're normal?  daaaamn, thats kinkier than my other two fetishes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 02:06:55 am
You dont want to know about the strangest fetishes ;e Like a fetish where you get turned on by stepping on small animlas till they die. Or one where you want to be "unborn". Crawl back into the womb. Or the worst I know ;e cockvore where you want to be unborn by a man through hes pen0r :( Thats not even possible >_<

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_fetish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush_fetish)

(I think the furrys on the forum can fill in here ;e )
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 02:17:06 am
knew all about those ones, some of them are closely related to one of mine.  but i will not post those until more people list their fetishes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Smeagol on July 13, 2006, 02:18:22 am
You dont want to know about the strangest fetishes ;e Like a fetish where you get turned on by stepping on small animlas till they die.

How small?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 02:28:39 am
Stop going off topic about fetishes that nobody in here has admitted to having! Get back in line! Tell us your fetishes...even if they're nothing fancier than, say, womens stocking...

Or we will have to put Aka on your tails...

And I knew of all those, Drain. They're not half as freaky as a few other I know about. But I won't tell you now, because nobody has told us about having them yet.

Oh, and in general, freaky = good.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 02:36:55 am
Torp ok sorry :) Since ive been watching so much anime I have somewhat a lolita and schoolgirl fetish xd. I dont realy have that many fetishes other than that :s But im realy interested in them :D Like to read about them etc. :E My cousin actualy got paid to hold a seminar about sexual fetishes and their causes etc ^^ How elite aint that?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 13, 2006, 02:59:08 am
Well I'm a virgin lol.

Dunno why. :(
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Outboundlight on July 13, 2006, 02:59:30 am
The few (haha, not any more) people who know this about me say that it really fits my personality.

I don't have fetishes really. I mean I find a lot of stuff really hot. I think I'm at least a bit into everything everyone here has mentioned being into at least a little. But I dont think there's anything I have a particular fetish for. If a partner suggested something to me that I hadnt tried before I'd almost certainly be up for it (with some exceptions of course).

I love being intimate with some one, especially someone I care deeply about. To me, anything that keeps it fresh or makes it more intense or memorable or especially if it really gets my partner off, then I'll almost certainly be up for it.

Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 03:25:28 am
Agree with that Vision ;e As long as it doesnt make my vomit im in ^^ Atleast I would like to try stuff before I say no :p
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Einkoro on July 13, 2006, 04:06:56 am
Starfleet uniforms are hawt.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 13, 2006, 08:03:58 am
BDSM, Hard vore, Gore, Snuff... yeah.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on July 13, 2006, 09:00:22 am
i'm really into like... naked girls. it's weird.


other than that.... i dunno. i lack experience..
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 09:52:22 am
BDSM, Hard vore, Gore, Snuff... yeah.

Want to tell us any more specific ? xD That sounds interesting. Aspecialy the Hard vore part. Any special fantasys?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 10:22:44 am
Yeah, if you feel for it, do tell...Are you more into being the hunter or the prey (or whatever the terms are)? And what, exactly, is hard vore?

EDIT: I've found out for myself. Intriguing...the predator/prey question still needs to be answered, though.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 13, 2006, 10:25:05 am
Er... lets see :) I've got a big thing for forearms and wrists. my favourite body part (besides breasts ofc) I also like skinny people, like really skinny, say a girls size 6/8. Not to say that 'bigger' people aren't pretty, I'm not a small girl myself, but tiny people are just yum :)

I did go through a BDSM phase when I was doing the whole 'Who the fuck am I then?' in my teens, but now my tastes are a bit more mellow. I'm definately submissive, and I like pain, blood etc but its more a fantasy rather than what I get up to in real life. I like being bitten, especially on my wrists (see 1st sentence) And those bondage swings are quite cool, I'd love to be suspended in mid-air and totally helpless, which is why I like tentacle stuff a bit.

Crossdressing guys are hot too, not drag or anything like that, but guys who really make an effort. Although I only like girls sexually, a good crossdressing guy can come pretty close ^^ I also <3 pics of pretty boys getting on with it, I don't know why but I like it just as much as watching girls make out, but I don't like straight porn or whatever, freaks me out.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 10:55:01 am
hehe, spider, i'm a sucker for eyes and wrists :P so i know where you're coming from.

maybe i'll grow out of my BDSM fetish.  doubt it, though.  i just like it too much.

as for crossdressing guys...  yeah.  i dont really know how to respond to that comment and not sound like an egomaniac or pervert.

and porn sucks.  majorly.  especially straight porn.  its so gross.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 11:41:51 am
I also like skinny people, like really skinny, say a girls size 6/8.

Too bad for Im not a girl then ^^. Im @ 57kg 183cm.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 13, 2006, 11:47:56 am
I agree, porn does suck :( Especially lesbian porn, because its made for guys not lesbians, and so you just kinda sit there thinking 'thats not how it works' :D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 11:56:11 am
haha, totally!

oh, i just realized!  i fit your description!  i'm just between a 6 and an 8!  squee!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 01:18:13 pm
Porn almost never show how it works. Unless it's edu-porn. I've got one that supposedly tells the truth about female ejaculation. And in an article I read recently in the net edition of one of Norways largest papers, the writer and sexologist mentioned a movie which showed quite exactly how anal sex worked. Edu-porn. It must be the greatest thing since, well, at least the idea of putting a good grip on soda bottles.

But I tend to agree. There's a whole lot of porn out there, and very little good porn. The best time I've ever had watching porn was in the army with a couple of friends. It was a Playboy Channel softcore, and had a ridiculous plot. Really funny.

Now, tasteful artistic depictions of nudity, on the other hand...  ;D Okay, it doesn't need to be tasteful...

The free tour of SuicideGirls bring a lot of pics of the kind of girls I like...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: mumppis on July 13, 2006, 01:27:15 pm
okay ppl what the fuck are you doing?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 01:49:43 pm
Talking about kinks and stuff, I believe.

Stay on topic or I will see to it that the doms in here get a new plaything!

I myself don't have to, as I would not mind...  ;D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 01:55:11 pm
Torp wouldnt you say Moomin is kind of furry? Maybe Dim wants to take a Hardvore session with him if he goes offtopic ;o?

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Hard vore is one object eating another, living object, with destructive, often fatal, results. The object consuming need itself not be living: vacuums, swimming pool drains, et cetera can be quantified as half of a vore scenario. The object being consumed can be animal or human.

Hard vore is regularly portrayed in movies. Movies such as Crocodile 1 and 2, the Jaws series, and Deep Blue Sea all contain examples of hard vore of both men and women.

Although inherently there is no sexual characteristic to these portrayals, to someone with a vore fetish, they could be taken in a sexual context.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: mumppis on July 13, 2006, 02:24:11 pm
blah i will eat anything that comes near me
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 02:27:50 pm
Haha, yeah, if she's the predator...I don't want mumppis to eat our little catgirl. Moomins are scary.

No you won't. Now tell us of your fetishes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: mumppis on July 13, 2006, 02:31:44 pm
neverrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 13, 2006, 02:31:49 pm
blah i will eat anything that comes near me
Now tell us of your fetishes.

I think he just did ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 02:59:10 pm
Possibly. Let's assume so.

As I told E earlier, I am a sort of serial fetishist. I've had several different fetishes up through my teenage years, that don't particularly get me on anymore, and I discover new ones I didn't have before once in a while. There are a few that I've had all the time, like the submission/humiliation one and a few more, and then a lot that I've only had for short periods of time, though sometimes they wake up again at a later point.

Now, if I had only practised them all (well, those of them that are practically possible), then I could safely say that I would have had a much more colourful sex life than all of you. Sadly, it isn't so.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 03:50:02 pm
Sadly, it isn't so.


phew.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 04:57:13 pm
Hey, are you wishing me a bad sex life?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 13, 2006, 05:30:07 pm
BDSM, Hard vore, Gore, Snuff... yeah.

Want to tell us any more specific ? xD That sounds interesting. Aspecialy the Hard vore part. Any special fantasys?

Predator. Im the owner of #hardvore on Furnet.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SpeedD on July 13, 2006, 05:31:46 pm
BDSM, Hard vore, Gore, Snuff... yeah.

Want to tell us any more specific ? xD That sounds interesting. Aspecialy the Hard vore part. Any special fantasys?

Predator. Im the owner of #hardvore on Furnet.

I found that out the "hard" way ;-;


...:D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 05:41:09 pm
Hey, are you wishing me a bad sex life?


of course not, that would be childish!

however I wish that nobody has a better sex life than me! hm, where did that wish thread go actually...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2006, 08:30:00 pm
Oh gosh, I'm terribly kinky. I love BDSM in all it's forms. The thought of being dominant or submissive as either a guy or girl... it's all good. And most of the time some kinda bondage is involved. Being restricted or restricting someone else is a huge turn on, even if the restriction is only slight. What I love is to see the realization that they cannot move how they would want to, and the same for me when I'm tied up. Leather, chains, ropes, shackles - it's all good and I love it all. Probably my favorite restrained position is being held slightly spread eagle and upright against a wall. I'm also a fan of bondage bars.

Pain isn't something I go for. I do not like the thought of hurting them or being hurt myself; it's the restrictions that I love. Blood, whipping and electrocution only do so much for me. I do like humiliation - usually it's me being humilated in those fantasies. I also go for ganging up. Whatever combination (though usually more girls=better ;)). Lesbians are always the best and also two or more people being tied together is nice.

And interesting types of penetration is always good, whether it be dildos, strap ons, tentacles or poles.

Also, although I like naked, I tend to prefer more clothing. One of my loves in life is clothes, so the sight of bondage and sex while still wearing those clothes is a great turn on. I do also go for Japanese schoolgirls of course ;)

Other weirder kinks include asphixiation.

I'm also a furry, but I add this at the end cos I don't think about being a furry as any different from my general fetishes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 13, 2006, 09:22:08 pm
i'm scared... I didn't even read most of the posts after the first 5.

instead of listing my own.. "kinks".. how about jsut a few really weird oens that are out there.

people who get off on giant monsters destroying stuff (IE: Godzilla)

people who get off on hanging themselves.  An interesting tidbit about that.  Many of these people like to put a lemon wedge in their mouth, and begin hanging themselves while "fapping", then when they climax they will bite down ont he lemon wedge and the sour acids will kick them back into reality so they can.. un-hang themselves and do it again after they've recovered.

Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 13, 2006, 09:41:07 pm
I wish that nobody has a better sex life than me!

too late.  :D

Oh gosh, I'm terribly kinky. I love BDSM in all it's forms. The thought of being dominant or submissive as either a guy or girl... it's all good. And most of the time some kinda bondage is involved. Being restricted or restricting someone else is a huge turn on, even if the restriction is only slight. What I love is to see the realization that they cannot move how they would want to, and the same for me when I'm tied up. Leather, chains, ropes, shackles - it's all good and I love it all. Probably my favorite restrained position is being held slightly spread eagle and upright against a wall. I'm also a fan of bondage bars.

Pain isn't something I go for. I do not like the thought of hurting them or being hurt myself; it's the restrictions that I love. Blood, whipping and electrocution only do so much for me. I do like humiliation - usually it's me being humilated in those fantasies. I also go for ganging up. Whatever combination (though usually more girls=better ;)). Lesbians are always the best and also two or more people being tied together is nice.

And interesting types of penetration is always good, whether it be dildos, strap ons, tentacles or poles.

Also, although I like naked, I tend to prefer more clothing. One of my loves in life is clothes, so the sight of bondage and sex while still wearing those clothes is a great turn on. I do also go for Japanese schoolgirls of course ;)

Other weirder kinks include asphixiation.

I'm also a furry, but I add this at the end cos I don't think about being a furry as any different from my general fetishes.

Laser is teh shit, for actually posting on topic.  lets see...

no pain seems to be a common theme- and it makes me sad, becuase its something that, through my few experiments with, has actually been a ton of fun!  you think "onoes, this is totally gonna suck" and then it doesnt, it's often quite the opposite.

i'm definately with you in part on teh clothes bit.  dunno what else there is to say on the topic- clothes can add mystery by hiding parts of someone's body, and they can also add to the appeal, allure, and general amount of teasing mayhem that can come from things.

i agree with ya on the bondage bit, about how once they realize they cant move and want to, its the greatest feeling of control/submission out there.  the best is when, once they realize it, the dom slowly starts to do something that they want to avoid, and just squirming and twisting and trying to get free, and yet knowing you cant.

reminds me of the story of the first time i played with bondage... hehe.  maybe later.



oh, and sirix: bad.  bad.  list YOUR kinks!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 13, 2006, 09:44:35 pm
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you think "onoes, this is totally gonna suck"

see avatar.

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oh, and sirix: bad.  bad.  list YOUR kinks!

I wathed the show "kink" once Oo

there were fat people in leather taking it in the bum.

I was scared.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 13, 2006, 09:49:00 pm
I like corsets, stockings, gloves and any clothes that are designed to be worn intimately. I guess it's because you can still be intimate with someone fully clothed this way. I also like the idea of taking a while to get dressed and prepare for everything.

I'm not a fan of on-the-spur sex, or being completely naked. The idea of taking time and effort to get ready and dressing up is far more attractive and enjoyable idea.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 10:36:09 pm
i'm scared... I didn't even read most of the posts after the first 5.



/me taps Sirix on the shoulder

don't worry, it'll be ok...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 13, 2006, 10:37:29 pm
i'm scared... I didn't even read most of the posts after the first 5.



/me taps Sirix on the shoulder

don't worry, it'll be ok...

slap... massochism... you.. you.. don't.. touch.. no
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 13, 2006, 10:40:30 pm
Pain is cool. the way I figure it, pain and pleasuse are exactly the same sensation except your brains tells you one is bad and the other is good. All you have to do is readjust your thinking (this is easier when you're alread in 'full swing') to tell your brain that pain is actully the good sensation. Do I make sense?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 10:54:56 pm
Pain is cool. the way I figure it, pain and pleasuse are exactly the same sensation except your brains tells you one is bad and the other is good. All you have to do is readjust your thinking (this is easier when you're alread in 'full swing') to tell your brain that pain is actully the good sensation. Do I make sense?

As a neuroscientist I can clearly say: maybe.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 13, 2006, 10:56:04 pm
Pain is cool. the way I figure it, pain and pleasuse are exactly the same sensation except your brains tells you one is bad and the other is good. All you have to do is readjust your thinking (this is easier when you're alread in 'full swing') to tell your brain that pain is actully the good sensation. Do I make sense?

As a neuroscientist I can clearly say: maybe.

are you actualy a neuroscientist  :o
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 11:06:40 pm
Yes and no. I'm quite sure pain and pleasure are not the same. The pain nerves may very well be involved, but it's not actually the same. However, there is some truth to what you say. It is possible to sort of rewire your brain to make pain feel pleasurable.

I said in another thread that I don't like pain. While generally true, I do have a tendency to play with candle wax, because I find it fun and don't find that particular kind of pain as dislikable. I'm sure that some light s/m integrated into my fetishes would not be against me (especially not with candle wax, which I do find twistedly romantic), though there's not really any particular attraction to it. I prefer the mental torture.

Somebody (Spider Chii, wasn't it?) mentioned biting. I know a lot of cute girls (mainly goths) who has a fetish for being bitten. Some have it only for being bitten on certain locations (the neck seems to be popular), others have it more in general. It reminds me of two things:

1. The girl at the pirate party who told me "could you please stop biting me? I'm getting horny, and I don't think my boyfriend would like it." (now, the way I read that, it's almost an invitation, but I was not actually interested in this gal. Can't remember how I started biting her either, I think we started discussing fetishes or somethig)

2. I owe this cute girl I roleplay with* a good bite. She was just sitting there with my arm around here while we were playing, and suddenly she bit me! On the soft skin by the armjoint. I even got a mark. Not that it was particularly painful, but it was unexpected.

*no, not sexual roleplay - fantasy...er...you know, D&D and stuff. Dirty bastards.
I'm not saying I would mind the other kind, though.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 13, 2006, 11:09:18 pm

As a neuroscientist I can clearly say: maybe.

are you actualy a neuroscientist  :o


somehow, maybe. but, I've drunk too much beer, and it's only 10 o clock, so I better go to bed, for tomorrow morning I have to listen to talks about cutting rats heads of or something...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 13, 2006, 11:10:16 pm
I don;t think its a case of rewiring as such, I mean I obviosly feel pain and it hurts :( And if I'm not in the mood, then I don;t like pain, its only when I really rolling with it that pain becomes nice :) I only like being bitten in the wrist when I'm not horny, but if I am then anywhere really goes. Bit of blooddrinking too maybe, but only as a side effect rather than a sexual need for blood, although I don;t mind bleeding myself.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SYNTeNiC (a.k.a SynDRomE) on July 13, 2006, 11:42:41 pm
Hmm *starts thinking*
-Blood
-Vampyrism
-Biting
-Knives
-Being a slave (>.<)

Thats about all i can think of for now
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 13, 2006, 11:55:07 pm
+1 karma for being a newbie and posting on topic.

For most of them, you seem to be in good company. Especially the last one (well, submission in general, at least) is popular in here :-)

A knife fetish is a new one, though...it figures that it's nice to have a knife when having a blood fetish, but I've never heard of anybody fetishising the knife before. Care to tell us more?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SYNTeNiC (a.k.a SynDRomE) on July 13, 2006, 11:57:23 pm
I Don't have THAT much of a knife fetish...i only got tied to a bed and cut a few times >.> but it was SO worth it.

edit: she licked the blood off me!!
edit2: i'm not that much of a newbie i just havent been on the forum for a while, so i havent got many posts >.> i've been here since like, dec 2004?
edit3: June 6th 2005  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 14, 2006, 12:09:13 am
(http://www.geocities.jp/iwamitsujp/top/top17/top322.jpg)
This is a very good illustration of what I mean. I mean, for her to actually have sex with someone, she only needs to slip her pants off. I feel more attractive and have more fun with clothes on, it feels strange. I think it's a bit like a picture and a frame.
I feel that something is only sexy if it has to unwrapped, it has to be harnessed and then set free. Being completely naked is almost defeating the object.
One thing I feel strongly about is if you like dressing up, it HAS to be authentic. There's no point in going to a Fetish store to find costumes. If you want a nurses outfit, a school uniform or a corset and stockings, it's more fun and much more attractive to find authentic items yourself. I really can't see the point of anything PVC in this respect.
I can't stand any of the lingerie you find in, say, Anne Summers or La Senza. They're all cheap knock-offs, frilly immitations of the real things. I'm hoping to invest £200-300 in a proper corset sometime in the next year or so (for all occasions, of course).

I'd like to grow my hair out that long as well, and learn how to put it into double bunches :-)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SomethingApt on July 14, 2006, 12:10:16 am
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edit2: i'm not that much of a newbie i just havent been on the forum for a while, so i havent got many posts >.> i've been here since like, dec 2004?
edit3: June 6th 2005 

he regularly bugs me talks to me on msn :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 14, 2006, 12:14:15 am
Clothes are cool, and I like the unwrapping idea :) I also agree with you about costumes, I love schoolgirl outfits, but not those crappy plastic things you can buy in Ann Summers. And stockings are hot (even on guys yum <3 ) If you wanna dress up, make the effort of collecting or making it yourself. Kinkiness is too 'pre-packaged' these days; owning a pair of handcuffs with pink fur and glitter hearts is not kinky.

Not too sure about the hair though babe ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: WereVolvo on July 14, 2006, 12:38:08 am
I'm impressed by the openness of people on this forum. I've never seen anyone been flamed for their sexual preference/views on politcs/personal opinion on any number of things around here. Perhaps that's why I like it here ;)

Anyways, a slight obsession with spanking is my particular fetish. Guess you can call it a mild form of BDSM or something.

Well I'm a virgin lol.

Dunno why. :(

You ain't the only one, pal  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SpeedD on July 14, 2006, 01:10:22 am
Well I'm a virgin lol.

Dunno why. :(

You ain't the only one, pal  :P

Sacrifices you say?



....yeah, me too.


^_^
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SYNTeNiC (a.k.a SynDRomE) on July 14, 2006, 01:30:47 am
/me punches SomethingApt in the face
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 01:45:34 am
I feel more attractive and have more fun with clothes on, it feels strange. I think it's a bit like a picture and a frame.
I feel that something is only sexy if it has to unwrapped, it has to be harnessed and then set free. Being completely naked is almost defeating the object.

I think, for the most part, that is very true.

However for me there's also the element that the clothes have got to look good and in a way they are being defiled by being torn, moved or removed, something that I normally hate to see.

Anyways, a slight obsession with spanking is my particular fetish. Guess you can call it a mild form of BDSM or something.

Spanking and whipping (most of the time) do nothing for me. It's such a general theme within BDSM, but it's something I stay away from.

Well I'm a virgin lol.

Ditto. Though that's not to say I have had a fair share of playing. I still have plenty of linen, tape, chains and handcuffs under my bed since my last girlfriend ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 02:09:43 am
Anyways, a slight obsession with spanking is my particular fetish. Guess you can call it a mild form of BDSM or something.

my ass is currently a testament to how awesomely fun spanking can be.  i love it XD but i just consider that part of being subservient and submissive.

Syntenic: Knifeplay is hella fun, but ive only done it once so i cant say that its a fetish of mine...

and i'm still with everyone on the "authentic clothes make everything more fun" beat.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 14, 2006, 02:27:45 am
Well I'm a virgin lol.

Dunno why. :(

You ain't the only one, pal  :P

Sacrifices you say?



....yeah, me too.


^_^
Difference is he's 21 and you're 16 17 !

Talhoffer needs to get some serious bootay, guys

MDX, hook a brother up.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 14, 2006, 03:44:06 am
Norwegians don't have sex. We peel of bits of ourselves which grow into new norwegians. The offspring come with a fully grown mind, but before they manage to adjust properly, they talk and write another language. Hence Norway primarily having two official written languages.

I have doubts about Torp's heritage.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 07:21:18 am
Norwegians don't have sex. We peel of bits of ourselves which grow into new norwegians. The offspring come with a fully grown mind, but before they manage to adjust properly, they talk and write another language. Hence Norway primarily having two official written languages.

I have doubts about Torp's heritage.

if that was true, that'd make one hell of a fetish
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2006, 12:47:46 pm
Norwegians don't have sex. We peel of bits of ourselves which grow into new norwegians. The offspring come with a fully grown mind, but before they manage to adjust properly, they talk and write another language. Hence Norway primarily having two official written languages.

I have doubts about Torp's heritage.

Well, I have some german and danish blood in my veins ("yes, we ist der übermen"). And I never did get a hang of that kids language, "nynorsk".

But despite my fetishes, I never said I was much of a casanova. Until quite recently, geologically speaking (3 years, normal time), I was a loser, the one being bullied, and not popular. I had 4 or 5 friends and little confidence (except in the case of academic work). A lot of that still sticks with me, in the back of my mind, though the change of environments after High School helped me put it all behind me.

Now I'm hanging out with lots of people, though they're almost all to be considered geeks, outcasts or weirdos (but that's the way I like it anyway), got a considerably higher self esteem, confidence, and I'd say a fairly attractive (I've had girls initiate flirting with me quite a lot of times the last, say, half a year, something that was unheard of for me a year ago, except this one case in Greece). Still, my skills with girls (yes, skills. Not luck. Because it has little to do with luck and so much more to do with knowing which buttons to press) is pretty low and in need of improvement. Also, I have high requirements, not in body but in mind and personality, probably because of my maybe too high self esteem.

And I've never actually had a girlfriend. Or mistress, as E seems to want me to call it. Nor have I been able to try out many of my fantasies.

Going a bit off topic here. To improve your skills a bit, I'd suggest checking out Fast Seduction 101 (http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/). The main key, though, is to be confident and not fuck up. I have the first one down, but am very skilled at fucking up, doing silly small mistakes that makes the girl think you less attractive. Like telling her that I'm starting to fall in love with her (which, while a good thing once a semblance of relationship has been established, is very bad if you do too early).
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 14, 2006, 12:58:26 pm
I met a funny guy from norway at Hultsfred. He had a big Norwegian flag around his neck and spoke funny. He followed me and my friends to my tent when I told him I had a waterpipe. When it turned out I had no hasch in it he lost interest. Luckely for him I lived next to the biggest druggy on the festival ^.^


http://www.chokladboll.se/~drain/hultan/CNV00005.JPG (http://www.chokladboll.se/~drain/hultan/CNV00005.JPG)
Dont have a picture of the Norwegian guy but theres a picture of the druggy(Im also sitting in the chair closest to the cam in full control of my egyptian pipe ^_^). Him only having 4 fingers on the hand he is holding up has to do with him driving his hand into some heavy industry machine at work for insurance money for more drugs ;e Sorry for going off-topic I realy should create my own thread where I post all the pics and tell the whole story from that place :( Had so much fun there.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2006, 01:17:03 pm
You really should.

In fact, I shall make you one.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lexx on July 14, 2006, 04:22:12 pm
Ditto. Though that's not to say I have had a fair share of playing. I still have plenty of linen, tape, chains and handcuffs under my bed since my last girlfriend ;)

Why? Do you tie eachother up so you can't get close enough to fuck? I think you're missing something here..

"So you skipped the sex part and went straight for the scrabble?"
 - Tyres.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SYNTeNiC (a.k.a SynDRomE) on July 14, 2006, 05:35:10 pm
Lexx, Incase you're ACTUALLY stupid (not that i think you are  ::)).
What akakori was trying to say is that he has had alot of foreplay but never actually had sex.

Unless you were being sarcastic then thats fine!  ;D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lexx on July 14, 2006, 05:41:23 pm
Unless you were being sarcastic then thats fine!  ;D

I'm insulted by the very accusation!

But yeah, I know exactly what he was saying, what I'm trying to ask is why?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 05:52:43 pm
Unless you were being sarcastic then thats fine!  ;D

I\\\'m insulted by the very accusation!

But yeah, I know exactly what he was saying, what I\\\'m trying to ask is why?

I dunno, maybe it was because she was too prude to let me put anything up her $%&*.

(EDIT: Except my finger... and tongue...)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lexx on July 14, 2006, 05:54:26 pm
You put your tongue in her ass? Eww.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 14, 2006, 05:57:06 pm
You put your tongue in her ass? Eww.
yum yum =)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 14, 2006, 06:00:01 pm
I have no idea where I fall into all this. My ex-fiancee was NOT sexual -at all-. We did not sleep together often and when we did, it was pretty typical missionary as she wasn't big on trying new things. It's like she was nervous all the time and I tried to respect that, even though basically - and honestly - I wanted to try new things have sex all the time.

For being reletively inexperienced (But not a virgin, no sacrifice!) I defenitely have a sex drive and a potential for some kinky stuff, but I guess I'd have to find the right girl. =P

I also, while I'm being retardedly honest, am not the type of person that'll have one night stands typically. Actually, I've always turned them down if I dont have genuine interest in the person. I'd rather find someone I can connect to a permanent basis than sleep around. I don't find any joy in that, I'm more of a long-term kinda guy =\. So basically, no "I met this girl at a bar so I'm going to go bang her". Besides, I wanna try some new stuff. Not gunna happen on a one night stand. =P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 14, 2006, 06:00:56 pm
You put your tongue in her ass? Eww.
yum yum =)

WTB MOUTHWASH
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2006, 06:05:54 pm
I do hope that, if you went down on her, she went down on you, Aka?

And in all places except maybe the US, that does count as sex.

And Drakonis, what are these kinky things you have potential for?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 14, 2006, 06:25:19 pm
Well that's just it, I have no idea. But I'd try about anything. As long as nothing is placed inside a certain oraphace of mine, I'm okay. :P

Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

I need some good reading on this subject before I can answer that question =P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lexx on July 14, 2006, 06:29:08 pm
The Internet claims another victim.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 07:04:23 pm
You put your tongue in her ass? Eww.

Well, this is the kinky thread after all...

No I did not :p

I do hope that, if you went down on her, she went down on you, Aka?

And in all places except maybe the US, that does count as sex.

Yes, she did. Sadly to no great effect :/ I, on the other, hand was a master ;)

Does oral sex constitute to losing virginity?

Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2006, 07:11:47 pm
You don't lose your virginity, you gain sexual experience.  ;D

I would say it does. While not intercourse, your penis is inside another persons body.

None of you would consider anal sex as not losing virginity, would you?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 14, 2006, 07:13:11 pm
I have no idea where I fall into all this. My ex-fiancee was NOT sexual -at all-. We did not sleep together often and when we did, it was pretty typical missionary as she wasn't big on trying new things. It's like she was nervous all the time and I tried to respect that, even though basically - and honestly - I wanted to try new things have sex all the time.

For being reletively inexperienced (But not a virgin, no sacrifice!) I defenitely have a sex drive and a potential for some kinky stuff, but I guess I'd have to find the right girl. =P

I also, while I'm being retardedly honest, am not the type of person that'll have one night stands typically. Actually, I've always turned them down if I dont have genuine interest in the person. I'd rather find someone I can connect to a permanent basis than sleep around. I don't find any joy in that, I'm more of a long-term kinda guy =\. So basically, no "I met this girl at a bar so I'm going to go bang her". Besides, I wanna try some new stuff. Not gunna happen on a one night stand. =P
Then be fucking glad shes not your fiancee anymore =]
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: L'homme magique on July 14, 2006, 07:14:47 pm
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None of you would consider anal sex as not losing virginity, would you?
Well technically...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 14, 2006, 07:28:18 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trezker on July 14, 2006, 07:30:44 pm
I find this thread entertaining.
But I'm not a kinky guy so...

np: Slipknot - Skin Ticket
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 14, 2006, 07:42:47 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

O.o

MAYBE I will! =P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 08:26:32 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

Hey!  What about me?!  I've can do it too!  jeez, you're monopolizing the kiny-newbie-corrupting buisness.  assholes

Lexx: unfortunately, i guess i'm keeping my shirt on.  kmfdm ftw

Laser: bummer.  BUMmer.  lol arent i original.  anyways, being american, i dont consider oral sex sex, but just foreplay.  that being said, being very good at it can get you places if you ever end up being a subservient little toy for someone.  XD

Torp: what about gays?  if a gay person has only had anal sex, does he never lose his virginity?  anal counts with vaginal.  and besides, anal is more fun :D

Trezker: yes you are.  you just cant admit it yet.

Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 14, 2006, 08:30:32 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P
Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P

Do you mean GF as in "hey girlfriend, wasup?" or like as in "I love you with the intensity of a thousand suns"

as in, you know, raging lesbian.

PS: I have nothing against lesbians, raging just happens to be an incredibly fun adjective for lesbian.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 08:33:18 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P
Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P

Do you mean GF as in "hey girlfriend, wasup?" or like as in "I love you with the intensity of a thousand suns"

as in, you know, raging lesbian.

PS: I have nothing against lesbians, raging just happens to be an incredibly fun adjective for lesbian.

I'd love to be raged by lesbians.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 08:41:08 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P
Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P

Do you mean GF as in "hey girlfriend, wasup?" or like as in "I love you with the intensity of a thousand suns"

as in, you know, raging lesbian.

PS: I have nothing against lesbians, raging just happens to be an incredibly fun adjective for lesbian.

she snuck into my house and was waiting in my room when i went to sleep two nights ago, if that answers your question...

Laser: so would everyone ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 08:48:34 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P
Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P

Do you mean GF as in "hey girlfriend, wasup?" or like as in "I love you with the intensity of a thousand suns"

as in, you know, raging lesbian.

PS: I have nothing against lesbians, raging just happens to be an incredibly fun adjective for lesbian.

she snuck into my house and was waiting in my room when i went to sleep two nights ago, if that answers your question...

Laser: so would everyone ;)

Goddamit, why can't girls sneak into my house!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 14, 2006, 08:49:34 pm
Damnit, the pizza dude still isn't here yet.

Perhaps he has been intercepted.

OH THE HORROR !

I think run to the shop and make some shoarma.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 14, 2006, 08:57:33 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

Hey!  What about me?!  I've can do it too!  jeez, you're monopolizing the kiny-newbie-corrupting buisness.  assholes

Lexx: unfortunately, i guess i'm keeping my shirt on.  kmfdm ftw

Laser: bummer.  BUMmer.  lol arent i original.  anyways, being american, i dont consider oral sex sex, but just foreplay.  that being said, being very good at it can get you places if you ever end up being a subservient little toy for someone.  XD

Torp: what about gays?  if a gay person has only had anal sex, does he never lose his virginity?  anal counts with vaginal.  and besides, anal is more fun :D

Trezker: yes you are.  you just cant admit it yet.

Drakonis:  America is better.  trust me.  come to mine and my gf's flat.  :P

I must admit, America IS closer... since I live there and all.

As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

And I have to agree, anal is pretty much the same thing as typical sex. I however, have not yet experienced such things therefor I wont say a thing about it beyond that =P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2006, 09:45:53 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

Am I offered the same?


Torp: what about gays?  if a gay person has only had anal sex, does he never lose his virginity?  anal counts with vaginal.  and besides, anal is more fun :D

I'm quite sure I implied that in my mind, that's gaining a sexual experience. Which is the phrase I've now decided to exchange for "losing your virginity", because a) it sounds naughtier, and b) it can be done multiple times (so can losing your virginity, if you count oral, anal and vaginal virginities as different, but still)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 14, 2006, 09:50:54 pm
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As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

xD

I'd love to see Ben Stine having sex
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 09:51:42 pm
Quote
As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

xD

I'd love to see Ben Stine having sex

Tha'ts called voyeurism.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on July 14, 2006, 10:00:08 pm
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As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

xD

I'd love to see Ben Stine having sex

Tha'ts called voyeurism.

more for the comical sense, not so much for his hot body.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 10:30:05 pm
Goddamit, why can't girls sneak into my house!

is that an invitation?

I must admit, America IS closer... since I live there and all.

As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

And I have to agree, anal is pretty much the same thing as typical sex. I however, have not yet experienced such things therefor I wont say a thing about it beyond that =P


America is the shit.  literally, its shit.  but there are cute girls here XD so i cant complain too much.

you havent experienced anal?  you poor boy!

Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

Am I offered the same?

no.  no sexing of the torp.

Quote
As per this oral business: I was told I was good at oral, but that is coming from a girl with less excitement in bed than Clear Eyes commercial, so I wont brag about that one.

xD

I'd love to see Ben Stine having sex

Tha'ts called voyeurism.

LAAAAAAMEST fetish ever.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 10:31:39 pm
Goddamit, why can't girls sneak into my house!

is that an invitation?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 14, 2006, 10:52:54 pm
Goddamit, why can't girls sneak into my house!

is that an invitation?

Yes.

get ready to regret that :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2006, 10:56:39 pm
Goddamit, why can't girls sneak into my house!

is that an invitation?

Yes.

get ready to regret that :P

I wouldn't ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 14, 2006, 11:17:56 pm
Dress me up in stalkings and tie me to a chair, whatever, I'll try it =P

Come to mine and Kasumi's flat and I'll see what we can do for you :P

Am I offered the same?


Sure.

Crossdressing bondage party at my house, bring your own rope!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 15, 2006, 04:38:48 am
rope? that wont hold meeeeee back!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 15, 2006, 05:12:20 am
That's only a question of using enough rope...

Ever heard of mummification? While it's usually done with bondage tape, I'm sure it's possible to get something similar going on with rope...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 15, 2006, 05:16:31 am
torp: look who youre talking to. of course i know that!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 15, 2006, 05:18:42 am
Well, I couln't be sure, you being so certain that rope would not hold you.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 15, 2006, 09:40:56 am
hun, mummification couldnt hold me because i'd melt the ropes XD

normal handties dont work, im really good at untying myself.  as my girl found out a few nights ago.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 15, 2006, 11:17:26 am
Hmmm i think I left my roll of bondage tape at my parent's house :( Dammt, wonder if anyone's found it yet :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 16, 2006, 12:37:08 pm
so...
there's a rumor going around (and by rumor i mean my girl whispered something suggesting it in my ear a few nights back) that there's something along the lines of a vacbed in the mail coming to my town.

*gulp*.
anyone have any experience with these?  becuase i am very afraid and aroused at the thought of these things.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 16, 2006, 12:43:55 pm
Kasumi showed me. It looks fucking nuts to be honest.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 16, 2006, 12:49:12 pm
"nuts" aint very specific hun :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 16, 2006, 12:50:17 pm
Give me binliner and a Dustbuster and I'll do it for you for one half of the price.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 16, 2006, 01:02:38 pm
pvc=knk
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: mumppis on July 16, 2006, 01:03:27 pm
hmmh
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Crazywater on July 16, 2006, 01:52:59 pm
hmmh
ack
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 16, 2006, 04:50:51 pm
so...
there's a rumor going around (and by rumor i mean my girl whispered something suggesting it in my ear a few nights back) that there's something along the lines of a vacbed in the mail coming to my town.

*gulp*.
anyone have any experience with these?  becuase i am very afraid and aroused at the thought of these things.

I'm sure I had a page with user experiences and safety issues with them here the other day, but I never did link you to that one, did I? I've read that, as it doesn't have any specific pressure points, like with rope or handcuffs, prolonged use will not risk painful aftereffects or loss of blood flow. Be prepared to be totally encased and unable to move at all, though, cause depending on how powerful the vacuum pump is, you'll be.

On the downside, it makes a bit of noise.

And it does look fucking nuts...but in a good way. It's fucking art (http://www.vacbed.com/ourpixfin/images/blackvac20.jpg)...(yeah, that's NSFW, by the way).
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 16, 2006, 05:45:29 pm
Just don't get into it upside-down.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: MDX on July 16, 2006, 07:00:47 pm
so...
there's a rumor going around (and by rumor i mean my girl whispered something suggesting it in my ear a few nights back) that there's something along the lines of a vacbed in the mail coming to my town.

*gulp*.
anyone have any experience with these?  becuase i am very afraid and aroused at the thought of these things.

I'm sure I had a page with user experiences and safety issues with them here the other day, but I never did link you to that one, did I? I've read that, as it doesn't have any specific pressure points, like with rope or handcuffs, prolonged use will not risk painful aftereffects or loss of blood flow. Be prepared to be totally encased and unable to move at all, though, cause depending on how powerful the vacuum pump is, you'll be.

On the downside, it makes a bit of noise.

And it does look fucking nuts...but in a good way. It's fucking art (http://www.vacbed.com/ourpixfin/images/blackvac20.jpg)...(yeah, that's NSFW, by the way).

Seen it on TV, wasn't interested. Got yorgurt though. carry on.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Фраеон on July 16, 2006, 07:19:41 pm
I can't get it up unless MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This plays on the backround. :(


Just kidding. I ain't telling you.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 16, 2006, 10:16:24 pm
Finally someone with sicker fantasies than me...

(well, okay, maybe Dimmies hard vore counts as well... ;) )
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 17, 2006, 12:15:22 am
art (http://www.vacbed.com/ourpixfin/images/blackvac20.jpg)...(yeah, that's NSFW, by the way).

Han?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 17, 2006, 12:45:23 am
art (http://www.vacbed.com/ourpixfin/images/blackvac20.jpg)...(yeah, that's NSFW, by the way).

Han?

Thats what i was thinking...
*shudders* and i'm not even a star wars fan!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 17, 2006, 02:23:33 am
Han didn't have breasts.

Did he?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 17, 2006, 02:35:56 am
No. As I said to E, vacuum bed > Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

First, there's the whole issue of breasts and female forms. Then there's the fact that you're kind of "dead" (or in suspended animation, more likely) when frozen in carbonite. Therefore, you don't know what happens. That kinda wrecks the fun of it all, doesn't it?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 17, 2006, 06:14:26 am
vacuum bed scares me.  i still havent gotten her to say definitavely if thats what she ordered.  in the mean time, i will make do with what we have.

slightly OT: watching movies with your parents while your dom is lying right next to you is very fucking awkward.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 17, 2006, 04:19:02 pm
Okay, I'll give a decent reply for once.

I'd reveal my kinks if I knew what they were. I have no fetishes that I currently know of.

I had a girlfriend once, not two years ago. Sex was not in her vocabulary (and honestly, it didn't have much of a great role in mine, either). We barely ever got to base one, because anything more was too unknown for us, we weren't ready at all. We'd both grown up with sex as something taboo. The sex scenes have always been the most awkward and pointless scenes in movies I've watched with my parents. I kept that feeling towards anything sexual involving anyone, including myself. I didn't really want to have anything to do with sex. She was like that too, only worse.

Since we broke up, however (not solely for that reason), I've dismissed that perception. Before, I was ashamed that I downloaded porn. Now, I accept that there's hardly anything wrong with it, unusual least of all. I've become far more open about sex. All of this and its side-effects are the reason why I've had such a great time stuffing yiff in all your faces. :D

And about yiff, I don't think that can be any kink of mine. There's nothing special about it that makes me like yiff, I just don't despise it. There's nothing in my list of porn rules that states that the subject cannot have unusual skin colors, fur or alternative ears. The yiff I have is straight and very humanoid, like all my porn. So as far as I know, I'm an awfully uninteresting guy on this topic.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 17, 2006, 04:30:15 pm
I'm an awfully uninteresting guy
Well you are Norwegian arnt you =(?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 17, 2006, 04:54:09 pm
My point exactly. :D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 17, 2006, 06:43:01 pm
I'm an awfully uninteresting guy
Well you are Norwegian arnt you =(?

Well, so am I. And if people here are being honest, I'm quite sure I'm the kinkiest guy* in here. That is, of course, after adding the fetishes I haven't mentioned here. Which are pretty...interesting, as I'm sure E can second.


*I'm not counting E and Dimmie, as they're not guys. Also, because they're about as kinky as me, possibly more. They're living kinkier lives, at least. Though they haven't mentioned a kink yet I haven't at least toyed a bit with...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 17, 2006, 07:26:10 pm
slightly OT: watching movies with your parents while your dom is lying right next to you is very fucking awkward.

Lol nice. Very nice ;)


Crapter: (sorry, can't help calling you that) Like you say, there is absolutely nothing wrong with any kind of porn. Actually, I'll rephrased that: There is nothing wrong with most kinds of porn. Worringly, there is some porn out there where woman are actually being mistreated. The porn you view can be as perverted and vile as you like, that's fine; but if anyone in that porn has not consented and is being hurt against their will then... well, tha'ts fucked up.

Going off on a limb here :/

Also, I dislike most "real" porn, as in porn that involves real people. In fact, I can't bare to look at most of it for a second. I much prefer drawings - whether yiff, hentai or sometimes even well-drawn art. The benefits are many: The women/girls are just as you like them (a bit shallow I suppose); the situation can be anything you want ranging to the impossible (tentacles anyone?); and the best part is that nobody got hurt (except probably the artist getting RSI), objectified, or did it only for the money (not saying that all porn actors/actresses do it only for the money ;))

I think I'm not alone with this opinion.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 17, 2006, 08:01:13 pm
I love tentacle stuff :) Bit of guro too. Hentai is just a bit more fun that porn I think. Not a big fan of dickgirls though.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: L'homme magique on July 17, 2006, 08:13:20 pm
Quote
(a bit shallow I suppose)
wtf do you think porn is?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 17, 2006, 08:16:55 pm
How do girls feel about guys with glasses?

I just found out I needed glasses/contacts. I'm near sighted apparently, I'd always had trouble reading signs and stuff when I drive until Im right on them. Only with reading though and stuff, I could always see okay i thought.

Just had an eye exam and he told me I needed a perscription when they scanned my eyes. On the far-sight chart I could only read 2 down, when he slid the vision thing down I could see all 6 or 7 lines crystal clear.

The thing is though, my near-vision is crystal clear. Computer and such is all fine. I dont really wanna get contacts since he said I dont really need them to read up close (menus, books, computer, etc). I need them for things an arm length away or further (TV, driving, etc) and can take them off when I'm not doing anything I'd need far-vision for, wont have to wear them often if I dont want to.

But how do girls feel about guys with glasses? Like I said, theres no point in the contacts cause I'd have to take them out anyway when I was on the computer for a while. When I read a book I wouldnt need them. It wouldnt per se hurt to leave them in, but it would be better to use natural sight for that kinda thing he said. So being able to put them on when I'm out and about and take them off when I'm at work and such would be very good.

Never had glasses/contacts, so i dont know what to expect. :\
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 17, 2006, 08:39:25 pm
when he slid the VisionThing down

... lol.

How do girls feel about guys with glasses?

I just found out I needed glasses/contacts. I'm near sighted apparently, I'd always had trouble reading signs and stuff when I drive until Im right on them. Only with reading though and stuff, I could always see okay i thought.

Just had an eye exam and he told me I needed a perscription when they scanned my eyes. On the far-sight chart I could only read 2 down, when he slid the vision thing down I could see all 6 or 7 lines crystal clear.

The thing is though, my near-vision is crystal clear. Computer and such is all fine. I dont really wanna get contacts since he said I dont really need them to read up close (menus, books, computer, etc). I need them for things an arm length away or further (TV, driving, etc) and can take them off when I'm not doing anything I'd need far-vision for, wont have to wear them often if I dont want to.

But how do girls feel about guys with glasses? Like I said, theres no point in the contacts cause I'd have to take them out anyway when I was on the computer for a while. When I read a book I wouldnt need them. It wouldnt per se hurt to leave them in, but it would be better to use natural sight for that kinda thing he said. So being able to put them on when I'm out and about and take them off when I'm at work and such would be very good.

Never had glasses/contacts, so i dont know what to expect. :\

I used to have the same eyesight as you (bit worse I bet); I didnt need glasses at all for close things, but when I'm driving or long at something far away I needed glasses. My eyes are a bit worse now and I need glasses to look at things even closer, which sucks to be honest.

However, at all opportunities i can, I take my glasses off cos I really don't like them. I two totally different looks. Without glasses is me. With glasses is student-boy, i.e. I look very much like the top student in class.

As for what girls think. I dunno. It really depends on what kinda guy they go for and how you look with or without glasses. Basically, you are what you are, so a girl will fancy you whatever. Maybe if your lucky you'll meet a girl with a glasses fetish...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 17, 2006, 08:44:03 pm
lol. See, that DID belong in the kinky thread.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 17, 2006, 09:25:10 pm
glasses, like everything, can either be a plus or a minus :P but you already know how picky i can be.

i havent watched or looked at porn in...
well, ok, i lie.  i havent looked or watched porn of my own free will in a while.  there were those times where ive been locked up or where ive been forced to pleasure carolyn, when she puts on porn just to fuck with my head.
but, of my own free will... i'd say well over a year.

no news yet on the vacbed... i dunno what the deal is with that.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 17, 2006, 09:32:21 pm
what is a vacbed?...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 17, 2006, 09:34:15 pm
Its like those vacuum bags you use to make luggage smaller, but instead you put a person in it.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 17, 2006, 09:35:05 pm
What on earth does that accomplish? :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 17, 2006, 10:19:37 pm
Well, it sucks up any crumbs you've got caught up in your hair...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 17, 2006, 11:14:06 pm
... Ooookay =P

I guess the idea is the same kinda kinky feeling you get from being tied up and abused by your significant other? :P

Only... much more tied up being that youre inside a bag with all the air out? :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 17, 2006, 11:38:30 pm
you ever seen star wars?

remember when han solo was frozen in carbonite?

take that idea, then make it so that you can think, and that you can feel everything happening to you.

then give someone the opportunity to do whatever they want to torture you, becuase you cant move.


and *that* is the idea behind a vacbed.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Smeagol on July 17, 2006, 11:39:04 pm
Its like those vacuum bags you use to make luggage smaller, but instead you put a person in it.

I am going to kill someone, then bury them in one.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 18, 2006, 01:15:02 am
Its like those vacuum bags you use to make luggage smaller, but instead you put a person in it.

I am going to kill someone, then bury them in one.

On that note. Here's a little story about BDSM gone too far.

There was once a guy who was heavily into this stuff and his partner was the same. They did everything, hard bondage, whipping, ropes hogties, dungeons, vacbeds probably. However, she must not have realised how fucked up in the head he was. What he did was lock her in a very small crate. Now do you know those places where you can store items in a sealed room for as long as you wish and no one questions what you store there? They're becoming popular nowadays with people running out of space to store their crap in their own houses. Well, the guy stored this crate with the woman inside. The rooms in these places are air tight. And so, she eventually ran out of oxygen in there. I guess the woman's disappearence was eventually noticed and reported to police and the man was charged with murder when they found the body.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lexx on July 18, 2006, 01:19:40 am

Interesting story.. :P [citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citing_sources)]
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on July 18, 2006, 07:57:43 am
To Drak:

I have the same thing; it's quite common. I got bifocals, so that theoretically the bottom part of my vision, where i would be reading or whatever, is normal, and the top part is all corrected. But it's hard to make work so i just take the glasses off most o the time that i'm reading or computering. i'd recommend glasses because they're easy to remove, and englassesed guys can be quite attractive to many girls. some might prefer you without it, but i  think that might be better because you'll attract some girl based on your personality etc. and then sometime you'll take your glasses off in her presence and suddenly you're even more attractive!

(not personal experience at ALLLLLLLLLLL)

(yeah it is)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 18, 2006, 11:56:57 am
sex
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Thornflower on July 18, 2006, 12:06:11 pm
Apart from that, I enjoy about everything non-gross. Some parts of my body are made for export only, I tell you. ;<
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 18, 2006, 12:10:20 pm
Some parts of my body are made for export only, I tell you. ;<

give it a try, you'll see things differently :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: ~futilite~ on July 18, 2006, 12:10:58 pm
To Drak:

I have the same thing; it's quite common. I got bifocals, so that theoretically the bottom part of my vision, where i would be reading or whatever, is normal, and the top part is all corrected. But it's hard to make work so i just take the glasses off most o the time that i'm reading or computering. i'd recommend glasses because they're easy to remove, and englassesed guys can be quite attractive to many girls. some might prefer you without it, but i  think that might be better because you'll attract some girl based on your personality etc. and then sometime you'll take your glasses off in her presence and suddenly you're even more attractive!

(not personal experience at ALLLLLLLLLLL)

(yeah it is)

I know that you don't need strong glasses so what I write is probably not needed, but usually, for your eyes it is better to wear contacts.
1. You can see better (I think because they are closer to the eyes)
2. For the same reason (maybe), your eyes don't get worse. That's what an optician told me, that with contacts the vision gets slowlier bad than with glasses.

Now, finally... I think if girls will like you or not depends on your glasses, if you look good wearing them.
And there should really be nice girls who don't judge you by your outward appearance but by inner things.
Additional: Lucky you, you can take your glasses off everytime you want to.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 18, 2006, 12:23:15 pm
To Drak:

I have the same thing; it's quite common. I got bifocals, so that theoretically the bottom part of my vision, where i would be reading or whatever, is normal, and the top part is all corrected. But it's hard to make work so i just take the glasses off most o the time that i'm reading or computering. i'd recommend glasses because they're easy to remove, and englassesed guys can be quite attractive to many girls. some might prefer you without it, but i  think that might be better because you'll attract some girl based on your personality etc. and then sometime you'll take your glasses off in her presence and suddenly you're even more attractive!

(not personal experience at ALLLLLLLLLLL)

(yeah it is)

I know that you don't need strong glasses so what I write is probably not needed, but usually, for your eyes it is better to wear contacts.
1. You can see better (I think because they are closer to the eyes)
2. For the same reason (maybe), your eyes don't get worse. That's what an optician told me, that with contacts the vision gets slowlier bad than with glasses.

Now, finally... I think if girls will like you or not depends on your glasses, if you look good wearing them.
And there should really be nice girls who don't judge you by your outward appearance but by inner things.
Additional: Lucky you, you can take your glasses off everytime you want to.

agreed.  or something.  fuck, i just want my 1000th post, ok?!  GOSH.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 18, 2006, 12:24:29 pm
A black metal fetish? Now that's pretty special.

Also, Happy Birthday!

And E (Dance Commander) might be right, you know. You shouldn't say something for certain until you've actually tried it.

I've heard the male anal orgasm is better than the normal male orgasm. On response to this, several girls I know said that that's true for girls as well. I'm just saying.

Haven't tried it myself, so I'm coming off as a bit of a hypocrite. But that's okay, because I'm me, and I'm awesome anyway.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Thornflower on July 18, 2006, 12:41:31 pm
A black metal fetish? Now that's pretty special.

Also, Happy Birthday!

And E (Dance Commander) might be right, you know. You shouldn't say something for certain until you've actually tried it.

I've heard the male anal orgasm is better than the normal male orgasm. On response to this, several girls I know said that that's true for girls as well. I'm just saying.

Haven't tried it myself, so I'm coming off as a bit of a hypocrite. But that's okay, because I'm me, and I'm awesome anyway.

Thanks you! :)
Yeah, I know. But when you come to think about it, there's music representing almost every feeling one feels. Mayhem and Naglfar just happens to apply to my hornyness.

That's so true, that one should try everything at least once. Right now, I'm quite satesfied with what me and my boyfriend do, but if things get boring I won't hesistate to try some new stuff. Might try, might not!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: MDX on July 18, 2006, 04:17:40 pm
Where did not12x get the 1000th post?


and dude, doms.. shutttt UP! BIN IT YOU SLAG!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 18, 2006, 04:57:45 pm
Welcome to the forum Thornflower =) (seeing as you signed up today).
Why dont you tell a little bit about urself in here so we dont have to start another welcome teh newbie thread?
(Dont think the last one hasnt even gone of page 1 yet :S)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: MDX on July 18, 2006, 05:34:26 pm
Conveiniantly noticing new members joining eh? Well, if they post here im gonna beat you up drain. really badly. with plastic bottles.. filled with cement.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 18, 2006, 06:07:59 pm
So, MDX shows us his softer side, his sensual side, once again. It's not often we see it.

I was unsure about whether to say that or point out that he's talking about beating people up in the kinky thread. So I did both.

We love him even if he has a thing for beating up people.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: MDX on July 18, 2006, 06:09:17 pm
Hehe, ill beat you up too torp, if you likey. PMktnxbabe.


KEEP IT KINKAY!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 18, 2006, 07:50:44 pm
I'm trying to think if any music actually gets me in the mood. It does a lot of other moods but I can't think of any for sexy moods. I'll give that a think... while gaming... how (un)appropriate :/
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 18, 2006, 09:17:43 pm
Why, the Krystal and Fox theme from Starfox Adventures, of course. That's sexay.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drain on July 18, 2006, 09:35:40 pm
Conveiniantly noticing new members joining eh? Well, if they post here im gonna beat you up drain. really badly. with plastic bottles.. filled with cement.

/me falls back in line
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 19, 2006, 01:14:14 am
I actually did see a list of "music to fuck to" somewhere fairly recently. I can't remember where, or what was on it.

I'd prefer something fairly soft, I think. It's very dependent upon what kind of sex you're going to have, of course. Something darkly romantic might need a bit of Nick Cave. I somehow imagine Devil Doll to work well in some situations. And others need something not at all soft. I don't know, but I imagine having sex to punk music would make for an interesting night. Though it would probably not last as long as a night. Punk would definitely work better for the times when you're just going to have a quick fuck.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 01:18:04 am
I once had sex to chiptunes. :o ???
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 19, 2006, 01:18:52 am
I once had sex to chiptunes. :o ???

+1
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: WereVolvo on July 19, 2006, 01:19:20 am
I don't know, but I imagine having sex to punk music would make for an interesting night.

Too Drunk To Fuck by Dead Kennedys would obviously not work in this case...

... and according to Douglas Adams, some Dire Straits is all you need in the field of aural aphrodisiacs ;)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Einkoro on July 19, 2006, 03:24:55 am
Some parts of my body are made for export only, I tell you. ;<

give it a try, you'll see things differently :P

It is all fun and games until someone gets a hemorrhoid.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 19, 2006, 06:17:53 am
Some parts of my body are made for export only, I tell you. ;<

give it a try, you'll see things differently :P

It is all fun and games until someone gets a hemorrhoid.

it's all fun and games until someone has an orgasm.  then its over.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 10:03:59 am
Only one?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 19, 2006, 10:07:00 am
My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 19, 2006, 10:43:45 am
are you calling me a pervert?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 10:46:03 am
So, with all the expertise gathered here, what are your thoughts on resurrecting a dead sex life? I've been with my GF for over 4 years now. We had our first sex a couple of months after we became a couple, and our first year was really wild. Then a lot of shit happened, she started taking antidepressives (she's had mental problems for a long time, but is mostly ok now), and I moved couple of months later. Now we've been living together for two years and she's been without medicine for over one year (at first I thought it was because of this, as it was one of the stated side-effects), but our sex life was never restored to what it used to be.  :-\

Now she just complains about her being disgusted with herself, being fat (she has gained some weight, but I don't mind that at all), her nipples being located to low (???), etc. No matter what I say or do, things remain the same way. Our jobs are taking a lot of energy from us as well, but IMO that should only strengthen the need for intimacy.

Any thoughts on how to make this work again? For a long time, I felt frustrated over this, but now I've mostly given up and it just feels like "whatever, I'll go play some SNES ROMs instead".
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 19, 2006, 11:07:41 am
well, coming from conversations ive had with fetishists in real life, and with my experience, kinky stuff like this really can bring it back to life.  another option, if kinky stuff isnt your thing, is tantric sex, which i also have a realm of experience in.

the first question you have to ask is: are you submissive or overly dominant?  is your girlfriend the opposite?  if there is a no answer anywhere in there, move on to tantric sex.  if not, get out the leather!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 11:35:12 am
We have done a lot of kinky things (in fact, on the few occasions we do have sex, it usually involves some form of bondage). She's mostly submissive, I'm a bit of both, I guess.

My problem, however, is that she has gone into some kind of "I don't anything to do with that at all" state. Whenever (and that's not very often) things start to heat up between us, all of a sudden she goes like "No, I've changed my mind..."

I wish she could just relax and give it a try again. If I'm a bad lover, she could teach me how she wants things to be. For some reason, there just seems to be too much pressure around the whole idea of sex for her to feel comfortable. I don't think I've been stressing this too much either; I've mostly just been waiting for things to sort themselves out - which they haven't, of course. The few times I've really confronted her about it, she just locks up completely. It turns into one of those "Can't you, please, tell me what's wrong?" "But I don't know!" situations.

Also, I'm certain she's not asexual or anything, this must be some kind of mental block that has developed. I guess the key to unlocking everything could be understanding what has caused the problems in the first place.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 19, 2006, 11:42:01 am
There are enough fetishes that does not require a dom/sub relationship, and in the case of dom/sub, there are several couples of "switchers", that is people who like both positions.

What I, in my admittedly rather limited knowledge, would suggest, would be to set off some alone time with each other. Not to have sex, but to talk about it. Explore each others desires orally, try to find out what gets her hot. Then move on slowly, trying to reawaken her sexuality. Just telling her that "no, you are sexy" won't make her feel sexy.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 19, 2006, 12:11:08 pm
I'm a lot like that I think. I've got a pretty piss-poor self-image and sometimes the tinyest thing can totally kill my sex drive and thats it for an evening. And yes, being told you're attractive doesn't help either because I just don't believe it. However I'm not sure what advise to give. How about going clothes shopping together? You (should) know her size so just go round stores with her and pick out things you think look nice on her (not just sexy stuff, but everyday stuff too). Or look at bondage/underwear shops online together and talk about which outfits look nice. When Kasumi picks out something for me it makes me feel a lot better as I know she's not just saying it, she's put some thought into it. Build up her self-love from the bottom up and the sex will follow :)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 12:36:11 pm
I think you're on the right track here.

The real problem is most probably her complete lack of self confidence (caused by very unsafe conditions at home as a child; that's why she's been depressed most of her life, but I think she's gotten over most of it now). When we go shopping together she just starts complaining that she's so ugly that she doesn't deserve any new clothes, or some other nonsense. All it does is piss me off, wearing down on my patience and making things even harder to repair. If we'd look at underwear together she'd just go "you think they [the models] look better than me", then start crying, run away, or something. Why the hell should I bother with someone who doesn't care to make anything at all out of her life? I have my own problems too, so why should I spend my days listening to some stupid whining from someone who doesn't even want to improve her situation?

... but I love her, and I really want this to work. I just hope I still have the strength and patience to help her through this.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 19, 2006, 01:01:13 pm
Hmm I'm not sure then mate. I think she might be better off talking to someone professional about it. There's only so much you can do, she has to help herself as well.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: the ru on July 19, 2006, 01:19:16 pm
Probably, but she says she doesn't want to talk to anyone that does it just for the money (personally, I doubt there are many psychologists who do what they do without a genuine will to help others, but to her they're all the same).
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Cerapter on July 19, 2006, 05:24:17 pm
The stubbornness of your gf reminds me of myself - only I would never let it go that far.

Sometimes, when there's something I don't know, haven't learned or don't feel I know well enough or have sufficient control over, I will gladly refuse to have anything to do with it. The things I know that I feel this way about includes relationships and sex. I feel I have too little experience to manage to do either the way I want to, and there's much I don't have a clue about. When additionally it's not something I've ever treasured much or felt was important to me, I easily turn to not ever wanting to have anything to do with it. However, I am most certain that this will change, whereas your gf seems to cling onto this decision even though she's done it before. I have many aspects that let me overrule this self-destructive flaw, but your gf might suffer greatly under such an unfortunate characteristic.

If it is related, then she does probably want to do all the things she can't, but she just can't do it because there's something wrong with her (her point of view, possibly). She doesn't know how to fix this and she can't herself, but the problem makes it really hard for someone else to help her. Help and guidance is what she needs and wants, but she will try to prevent it. She might have the naive dream of a "knight in shining armor" who will simply know how to help her and do it, despite that she cannot do much to tell anyone how to do that.

Psychologists aren't necessarily much help at all. To heal from psychological issues, you must do it yourself, and if you're unable to let shrinks help you, then they won't be of any help. You need some specific thing, a sort of "key" that will let you open up and change the way you think. My guess is that your gf needs this knight in shining armor, someone she can trust who will selflessly aid her until she can finally trust herself again.

When trying to help, you probably shouldn't approach the subject directly. Possibly, you shouldn't approach the subject at all. Instead, you should talk about things and do things that might change her view on the subject you wanted to help her with. If she's got a bad self-confidence, then try to change her view on what a self-confidence really is. My point of view is that self-confidence is something you make for yourself, spontaneously if you wish. She might rather believe it's something made by the outer world, by others who've treated her badly. I would try "training" her optimism perhaps through movies, books, vacations and general words of wisdom. That might eventually boost her self-confidence considerably, without ever having to mention it.


But her being like that is just a possibility. In this world, you never know. You must handle it the way you feel is right.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 20, 2006, 05:57:32 am
Finally someone with sicker fantasies than me...

(well, okay, maybe Dimmies hard vore counts as well... ;) )

Im more into the snuff and gore side of it really :P I just like to imagine Im tearing someone to pieces and feeling their blood squirting onto my face and so on and so forth :D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 21, 2006, 12:36:11 am
That's...a rather interesting sexual fetish indeed. It does count. Ever tried to "live" it (using some sort of fake stuff, of course. I doubt you've ripped off the jugular of your wolfie boy).
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 21, 2006, 03:49:33 am
the word "sweet potato" turns me on.

lol is she serious?!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 21, 2006, 06:07:29 am
That's...a rather interesting sexual fetish indeed. It does count. Ever tried to "live" it (using some sort of fake stuff, of course. I doubt you've ripped off the jugular of your wolfie boy).
/me laughs!

yeah i play around with fake blood and such. but usually in art, not sex :P However I am known to latch myself to my boyfriend's face when he gets a nosebleed...




oh erin...... sweet potato.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: SpeedD on July 21, 2006, 06:28:00 am
the word "sweet potato" turns me on.

lol is she serious?!

Wait....the word being said, or the word in writing?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 21, 2006, 07:36:09 am
the word "sweet potato" turns me on.

lol is she serious?!

Wait....the word being said, or the word in writing?

any use of the word.  whether its said, read...

i actually am not joking about this.  sweet potatoes themselves are also amazing, but the words themselves are moreso.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: ^KnightHawk on July 21, 2006, 08:19:12 am
im boring... i find lesbian action cool... as well as threesome... yeah thats bout it... im only 16 though :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 21, 2006, 08:42:41 am
im boring... i find lesbian action cool... as well as threesome... yeah thats bout it... im only 16 though :P

*resisting urge to rant about objectification*

no secret fetishes?  you're no fun.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Valentine Revolution on July 21, 2006, 08:59:20 am
Lesbian action is cool ;) As well as boy-on-boy action, weirdly enough, even though I don't like guys and I don't like straight action. Maybe I just love the pretty boys :)
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 21, 2006, 10:28:51 am
Objectification? Just because we find it pleasing to watch, doesn't mean we objectify it. You do agree that women are pleasing to observe, do you not?

As for age, I had most of the fetishes I had today by the time I was 16. I'm afraid you'll stay boring. Unless somebody teaches you to become interesting.

What do you say, E. Practical Crash Course in fetishes for KnightHawk?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: L'homme magique on July 21, 2006, 04:42:59 pm
I just remembered, KnightHawk looks like a younger version of whoever plays Berger in Hair.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: daYak on July 21, 2006, 05:40:15 pm
I also like skinny people, like really skinny, say a girls size 6/8.

Too bad for Im not a girl then ^^. Im @ 57kg 183cm.

damn you're fucking skinny. i'm size 8 and i'm not skinny at all.


How do girls feel about guys with glasses?

I just found out I needed glasses/contacts. I'm near sighted apparently, I'd always had trouble reading signs and stuff when I drive until Im right on them. Only with reading though and stuff, I could always see okay i thought.

Just had an eye exam and he told me I needed a perscription when they scanned my eyes. On the far-sight chart I could only read 2 down, when he slid the vision thing down I could see all 6 or 7 lines crystal clear.

The thing is though, my near-vision is crystal clear. Computer and such is all fine. I dont really wanna get contacts since he said I dont really need them to read up close (menus, books, computer, etc). I need them for things an arm length away or further (TV, driving, etc) and can take them off when I'm not doing anything I'd need far-vision for, wont have to wear them often if I dont want to.

But how do girls feel about guys with glasses? Like I said, theres no point in the contacts cause I'd have to take them out anyway when I was on the computer for a while. When I read a book I wouldnt need them. It wouldnt per se hurt to leave them in, but it would be better to use natural sight for that kinda thing he said. So being able to put them on when I'm out and about and take them off when I'm at work and such would be very good.

Never had glasses/contacts, so i dont know what to expect. :\

i dont have fetish for guys with glasses. however, my bf wears glasses, and i LOVE it when we start kissing and he takes off his glasses. i think that's fucking hot.



i'm crazy about sex. but i dont have any fetish fantasy so far. i also dont like the whole pain thing. my bf and i are just a regular intimate couple, cuddling naked and have fantastic sex.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Drakonis on July 21, 2006, 07:00:07 pm
I also like skinny people, like really skinny, say a girls size 6/8.

Too bad for Im not a girl then ^^. Im @ 57kg 183cm.

damn you're fucking skinny. i'm size 8 and i'm not skinny at all.


How do girls feel about guys with glasses?

I just found out I needed glasses/contacts. I'm near sighted apparently, I'd always had trouble reading signs and stuff when I drive until Im right on them. Only with reading though and stuff, I could always see okay i thought.

Just had an eye exam and he told me I needed a perscription when they scanned my eyes. On the far-sight chart I could only read 2 down, when he slid the vision thing down I could see all 6 or 7 lines crystal clear.

The thing is though, my near-vision is crystal clear. Computer and such is all fine. I dont really wanna get contacts since he said I dont really need them to read up close (menus, books, computer, etc). I need them for things an arm length away or further (TV, driving, etc) and can take them off when I'm not doing anything I'd need far-vision for, wont have to wear them often if I dont want to.

But how do girls feel about guys with glasses? Like I said, theres no point in the contacts cause I'd have to take them out anyway when I was on the computer for a while. When I read a book I wouldnt need them. It wouldnt per se hurt to leave them in, but it would be better to use natural sight for that kinda thing he said. So being able to put them on when I'm out and about and take them off when I'm at work and such would be very good.

Never had glasses/contacts, so i dont know what to expect. :\

i dont have fetish for guys with glasses. however, my bf wears glasses, and i LOVE it when we start kissing and he takes off his glasses. i think that's fucking hot.



i'm crazy about sex. but i dont have any fetish fantasy so far. i also dont like the whole pain thing. my bf and i are just a regular intimate couple, cuddling naked and have fantastic sex.

Most excellent then, at least I'll have some advantages. When I get my glasses I'll be sure to post a picture (I had to order them since I went with Oakleys, rar!)

I know when I tried them on I fealt and looked different, but I fealt somehow.. more, when I took them off than I did before I ever had them on when I looked in the mirror, so I know what youre talking about. I think =P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 22, 2006, 08:38:40 am
well that was kinky! me and my boyfriend just uNFed to MaSu.. considering half the time i was murmuring along to the lyrics :D

im so glad its our favourite band.

/me snickers
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 22, 2006, 09:49:33 am
Hmmm...I'd probably be a bit worried that you weren't actually into the sex, if you did that to me.

Well, if you just lay on your back and did that to me. If you were totally into the sex and the music, well, I'm not sure how kinky it would have been, but it would have been cool.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 22, 2006, 12:35:53 pm
Hmmm...I'd probably be a bit worried that you weren't actually into the sex, if you did that to me.


True. Somehow I always felt music would distract from the sex, but I didn't try often, and I wasn't the one to choose the music, so....

also probably depends on the kind of sex/music.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 22, 2006, 03:24:58 pm
well that was kinky! me and my boyfriend just uNFed to MaSu.. considering half the time i was murmuring along to the lyrics :D

im so glad its our favourite band.

/me snickers
Just don't scream robert's name and you'll be fine
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 23, 2006, 08:44:39 am
well that was kinky! me and my boyfriend just uNFed to MaSu.. considering half the time i was murmuring along to the lyrics :D

im so glad its our favourite band.

/me snickers
Just don't scream robert's name and you'll be fine

/me laughs!

ill try not to :P

No it was incredible. Fun music and fun sex with the man I love. woot.

even though now hes gone home to Melbourne and Im all alone

/me consoles herself by curling up in Erin's lap
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: not12x on July 23, 2006, 10:00:36 am
/me consoles herself by curling up in Erin's lap

i'm loved!  yay!

/me petes Dimruthien

i had a really wierd dream last night involving my dick being severed, perserved, and turned into the basis on which all dildo's were modeled after.  i guess thast worthy of mention here.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 23, 2006, 12:15:56 pm
So you're saying that if I buy myself a dildo I will, metaphorically speaking, be able to fuck myself up the ass with your penis?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 23, 2006, 02:00:14 pm
/me consoles herself by curling up in Erin's lap

i'm loved!  yay!

/me petes Dimruthien

i had a really wierd dream last night involving my dick being severed, perserved, and turned into the basis on which all dildo's were modeled after.  i guess thast worthy of mention here.
o_O;
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 23, 2006, 09:16:39 pm
So you're saying that if I buy myself a dildo I will, metaphorically speaking, be able to fuck myself up the ass with your penis?
Message : Don't buy dildo's.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kasumi-Astra on July 23, 2006, 09:38:45 pm
i had a really wierd dream last night involving my dick being severed, perserved, and turned into the basis on which all dildo's were modeled after.  i guess thast worthy of mention here.

Jesus Christ, Freud would have a field day with you :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Moheeheeko on July 23, 2006, 09:49:07 pm
yeah...hed probably tell you it means you want to have sex with yourself....and your father....and a billy goat.....and a few midgets........on film........let me know if you need a camera man...im sure i could make a few bucks off of that...mind you id have to gouge out my eyes with a bowling ball after
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 24, 2006, 01:22:33 am
yes but how is Erin's relationship with her third cousin's grandmother's aunt?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Smeagol on July 24, 2006, 01:23:54 am
Fractured.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on July 24, 2006, 02:13:25 am
well that was kinky! me and my boyfriend just uNFed to MaSu..

seems like there is even a soundtrack to the soundtrack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agPOt1XZz8&NR

what the heck
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 24, 2006, 10:30:49 am
 ???
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trezker on July 24, 2006, 10:34:26 am
Funneh
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 24, 2006, 07:36:04 pm
Is it me or did that band involve 6 jailbait girls and a mustachioed trucker man? Lucky guy.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on July 25, 2006, 05:19:07 am
oh youre terrible :P

/me spanks SightEntity
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Laser.T on July 25, 2006, 07:23:37 pm
oh youre terrible :P

/me spanks SightEntity

 ;D
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 26, 2006, 06:21:32 am
Rad's here.


Quit the spanking.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: MDX on July 26, 2006, 01:27:26 pm
HEY! thats my line!
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Gravehill on February 08, 2007, 03:33:42 pm
Alrighty. I've been searching in the dungeons of Machinae and did find this lovely thread. I read it and discovered that I have few kinky traits no-one mentioned here. So here it goes, ladies and gentleman and persons between : The Kinkyhill.

- I just love licking and sucking toes and fingers. Both giving and receiving is very pleasurable. Some might find giving oral sex to toes disgusting but really it is not so IMO. You can always wash feet, right?

- I like dirty sex. No, I don't like champaign and caviar when it comes to sex. But other fluids are alright for me. Hot and wet all around, that's the way. I don't mind getting my face or other parts in fluids or tasting me from my partners kiss. I like it that way. Most people I know do not like these things. I don't mind my partner having periods either, it's not that strict no-no to me if things are otherwise well.

- I like human body. I enjoy just watching it, it's beautiful. This meaning, I have non-sexual satisfaction just by looking human body and it's movement. It's fascinating. I like it in sexual way too, but in aesthetic way also. This duality of my enjoyment of seeing nude human body makes it feel kinda kinky.

- I'm bit of a voyeur. I don't stalk people or spy them but I get satisfaction when I see something sexual accidentally. This means that I don't get satisfaction from pictures of upskirts but when I do see one live it's very great pleasure to me. I also like watching or hearing others to have sex - solo, duo or group, does not matter. It's always great pleasure. These opportunities are rare, thou but I've had few experiences which have became cherished memories. To hear or see something accidentally, that's the point. Surprise and then excitement.

- I'm not much fond of S/M or bondage but I like being submissive or dominant. Switching roles is fun. Control-aspect of situation takes out some spontaneous fun and makes sex less instinctive. On the other hand it can heighten the pleasure in other levels so I like this also. It's not actual physical bondage but more of mental control.

- I also like occasionally mild anal stuff (both ways). Licking, fingers and things like that. Although I like anal sex I think that anal pleasures are still over hyped phenomenon, especially buttfuck. Anal pleasures requires skills. Besides that it still is not everyone's bread. When done with skill and knowledge it can be quite fun both for male or female but it has it's dangers as well.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on February 08, 2007, 05:29:03 pm
- I just love licking and sucking toes and fingers. Both giving and receiving is very pleasurable. Some might find giving oral sex to toes disgusting but really it is not so IMO. You can always wash feet, right?

see six feet under.
severed foot anyone?

- I like dirty sex. No, I don't like champaign and caviar when it comes to sex. But other fluids are alright for me. Hot and wet all around, that's the way. I don't mind getting my face or other parts in fluids or tasting me from my partners kiss. I like it that way. Most people I know do not like these things. I don't mind my partner having periods either, it's not that strict no-no to me if things are otherwise well.

my friend told me a story once where he was going down on a girl that didn't mention she was bleeding.
he said it tasted like aluminum, foot jam and, well, blood.  It was also thick.
also:  :(

- I also like occasionally mild anal stuff (both ways). Licking, fingers and things like that. Although I like anal sex I think that anal pleasures are still over hyped phenomenon, especially buttfuck. Anal pleasures requires skills. Besides that it still is not everyone's bread. When done with skill and knowledge it can be quite fun both for male or female but it has it's dangers as well.

uh.
yeah.

also: I have it on good word that sex is boring.  I was there once, so I know everything.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 08, 2007, 05:43:53 pm
Quote
also: I have it on good word that sex is boring.  I was there once, so I know everything.
What did you do, hump a chair watching oprah ?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: H on February 08, 2007, 05:46:39 pm
also: I have it on good word that sex is boring.

Not if you/they are doing it right.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: harvey danger on February 08, 2007, 06:15:14 pm
also: I have it on good word that sex is boring.

Not if you/they are doing it right.

Or just both parties.  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Sirix on February 08, 2007, 07:42:53 pm
I was thinking more of a bad sandwhich I had earlier in the day than I was about the sex.

I can't see how I could have done it -wrong-.
in-out-in-out.

really.

guys seem to enjoy sex no matter what.
but I know plenty of girls who need the "right guy" to make it happen for them.
perhaps i'm just like that.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Gravehill on February 08, 2007, 08:18:44 pm
I can't see how I could have done it -wrong-.
in-out-in-out.
That's kinda limited version of sex. Sexuality is so broad field, there's so much to explore and try. Sex is more about creativity and poetry than mathematics and technique. Of course, there are plenty of people who thinks that sex is only in-out-in-out, preferably in dark and in missionary position and only after marriage. And some people like to eat only boiled potatoes. Their choice, it's alright with me. I just like variation in sex and in food. I don't like them boring, I like them full of life and enjoyment.

Too bad sexuality is restricted by so many taboos and prejudices. People would enjoy their sex so much more if they would dare more.

EDIT : Despite what I said about missionary position : I think it's best :D It's very versatile as well...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 08, 2007, 10:14:24 pm
In-out-in-out sounds rather bland.

I believe that the situation and who you do it with has a huge effect on how it feels. If it's just simple in-out-in-out, no interesting foreplay, with someone you don't really care for, then it's really nothing more than assisted masturbation, now is it?
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on February 08, 2007, 11:07:27 pm
I can't see how I could have done it -wrong-.
in-out-in-out.

really.

not true, the in-out-in-out thing. and no, IMO it's not about technique, either...

guys seem to enjoy sex no matter what.

not true.

Sex is more about creativity and poetry than mathematics and technique.

I agree. Forget everything you know about it, and just explore...

EDIT : Despite what I said about missionary position : I think it's best :D It's very versatile as well...

I disagree  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 08, 2007, 11:13:20 pm
Well I guess I don't have any fetishes because I've never had sex before. :-\

Le sigh...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Pete on February 08, 2007, 11:18:34 pm
Well I guess I don't have any fetishes because I've never had sex before. :-\

Le sigh...

Gawd, 16, so old to be a virgin :-\

Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 08, 2007, 11:34:30 pm
Well I guess I don't have any fetishes because I've never had sex before. :-\

Le sigh...

Gawd, 16, so old to be a virgin :-\



I hope that was sarcasm. :P Well yes I do feel left out because I've never had sex it's not that important to me either. I just want a good relationship.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Pete on February 08, 2007, 11:37:07 pm
Well I guess I don't have any fetishes because I've never had sex before. :-\

Le sigh...

Gawd, 16, so old to be a virgin :-\



I hope that was sarcasm. :P Well yes I do feel left out because I've never had sex it's not that important to me either. I just want a good relationship.

It was sarcasm, I am somewhat a sarcastic guy....How can you feel left out for not having had sex at 16? I haven't even had a 'proper' girlfriend at 17. Do you know what that feels like?

Gwah.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Xhu on February 08, 2007, 11:40:01 pm
It was sarcasm, I am somewhat a sarcastic guy....How can you feel left out for not having had sex at 16? I haven't even had a 'proper' girlfriend at 17. Do you know what that feels like?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Pete on February 08, 2007, 11:42:40 pm
It was sarcasm, I am somewhat a sarcastic guy....How can you feel left out for not having had sex at 16? I haven't even had a 'proper' girlfriend at 17. Do you know what that feels like?

Yes.

Really? We can be useless nerds together!

Well, I get the added bonus of seeing how much FUN my old friend are now having, and at the same time keeping in contact with me, who I can not spend time with anymore because I live over the fucking SEA.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 08, 2007, 11:51:35 pm
Well I guess I don't have any fetishes because I've never had sex before. :-\

Le sigh...

Gawd, 16, so old to be a virgin :-\



I hope that was sarcasm. :P Well yes I do feel left out because I've never had sex it's not that important to me either. I just want a good relationship.

It was sarcasm, I am somewhat a sarcastic guy....How can you feel left out for not having had sex at 16? I haven't even had a 'proper' girlfriend at 17. Do you know what that feels like?

Gwah.

Yes I do know how you feel I've had one girlfriend and I'm 16. I just feel left out because people here are talking about it plus a lot of people at my school have sex a lot and I feel somewhat left out. But whatever it's all good.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: gaijin on February 08, 2007, 11:56:26 pm
Just chill. There's plenty of time for sex later, trust me.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on February 08, 2007, 11:59:04 pm
well I had my first sex (intercourse) with 17 (if I remember correctly), so...

Just don't listen to what people say. When it happens some day, just make sure you feel right about it, and don't take the first time(s) too serious. Actually, don't take the whole thing too serious, that's one of the 'secrets'. Oh, but do use contraception!

... man, I fell like I'm your mother or something  :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kobi on February 09, 2007, 01:05:36 am
Just chill. There's plenty of time for sex later, trust me.

This man speaks the truth. ;) Not that I know much about sex, I've never even been kissed and I'm 22. I've never understood peoples rush for it either. Jr. Highscool and Higschool was like "DUDE, it gotta happen or I'm donefor!"
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 09, 2007, 01:15:41 am
Just chill. There's plenty of time for sex later, trust me.

This man speaks the truth. ;) Not that I know much about sex, I've never even been kissed and I'm 22. I've never understood peoples rush for it either. Jr. Highscool and Higschool was like "DUDE, it gotta happen or I'm donefor!"

Don't worry I'm not too worried about it. Kobi you just need to meet the right gamer girl. ;)

And yes it CAN happen because my ex and I played N64 together. Actually, she beat me at Mario Party. :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 09, 2007, 03:47:32 am
Just chill. There's plenty of time for sex later, trust me.
And there will be plenty of drinking later.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: CrunchyLizard on February 09, 2007, 09:58:31 am
It was sarcasm, I am somewhat a sarcastic guy....How can you feel left out for not having had sex at 16? I haven't even had a 'proper' girlfriend at 17. Do you know what that feels like?

Yes.

Really? We can be useless nerds together!

Can I be a useless nerd as well? :P

I'm 16, never had a girlfriend, and of course I'm a virgin as well.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trezker on February 09, 2007, 10:03:21 am
nothing more than assisted masturbation, now is it?
Like it was said in the story about Arn. Riding a horse is very different from just travelling on a horse.
English really sucks at translating that. You use riding for bikes, cars and horses.
We swedes have a different word for just sitting there waiting to arrive at a destination. Riding is when you utilize something with skill. Taking your bike to school isn't riding it to us. Riding a bike is when you balance on back and front wheel, go backwards and other wacky tricks.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on February 11, 2007, 01:56:04 pm
speaking of kinkiness.. im doing a photoshoot tomorrow to get together a portfolio for a pinup site of goth girls.

ive never done nude photography before and im scared witless.

anything you say, gaijin, can and will be held against you... in a dungeon or something.

:(
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: gaijin on February 11, 2007, 01:58:11 pm
speaking of kinkiness.. im doing a photoshoot tomorrow to get together a portfolio for a pinup site of goth girls.

ive never done nude photography before and im scared witless.

anything you say, gaijin, can and will be held against you... in a dungeon or something.

:(

I have full confidence in you. Really, I have.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on February 11, 2007, 02:05:35 pm
only because you want to do my next shoot D:

and to comment on the previous discussion, trust me, the sex doesnt mean much when you get right down to it. theres plenty of time for that later, as gaijin said. as far as sex goes... guys youre like wine. you get better with age so just chillout and wait. go get drunk with your mates or party or play in a band or play video games. enjoy life, because the trouble sex and relationships brings more often than not ruins things like those. enjoy your freedom and your youth :)

i lost my virginity when i was 17 to another virgin. it was the worst sex ive ever had. then i went without sex for a year til i took the cherry of a 17 yr old who turned out to be a complete and utter asshole, and far too selfish in bed. oh yeah i got rid of him rather quick. then i was with my 21 yr old best friend, shes so much fun in bed. and now im with a 22yr old, whose cherry i also took, and because hes laid back we experiment with whatever we want. we're in a bdsm relationship (switch-switch) and hes good. rather good actually.

but seriously. masturbation rocks my socks.

Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trezker on February 11, 2007, 02:57:34 pm
So you use socks...  :-X
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on February 11, 2007, 03:13:45 pm
well no...


but wtf is with guys i know sexing while wearing socks? why cant my boyfriend realise socks during sex is not exactly sexy
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trezker on February 11, 2007, 03:23:27 pm
Well, I heard keeping your feet warm helps your... performance...

But that's just for people who have problems.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Gravehill on February 11, 2007, 04:07:35 pm
Usually in cold men's testicles goes closer to body. Whole area kinda shrinks to keep package warm. It also means that penis will "lose" some of it's size. Keeping feet warm prevents this reaction.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: cloudstrifex on February 11, 2007, 04:25:47 pm
Usually in cold men's testicles goes closer to body. Whole area kinda shrinks to keep package warm. It also means that penis will "lose" some of it's size. Keeping feet warm prevents this reaction.

Heh I learned this in health class not too long ago. (Not that I couldn't figure it out for myself)

And Dim, I think socks on a girl would be kind of sexy for some reason, but probably not on a guy. :P
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 11, 2007, 06:44:49 pm
guys youre like wine.

You are aware of the fact that most wine does not in fact get better with age? Only high-quality ones do.

Of course, like in all other things, I consider myself among the high-quality.

Also, rumours has it that girls get better with age as well. I've heard rumours of girls that haven't "learned" to orgasm until well into their twenties, and as with anything, you do get better with experience.

That's one of the reasons we guys  should not at all mind girls that are "easy" or "sluts", and in my book the latter is a positive word, implying that you're good in bed.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lysix on February 11, 2007, 08:05:06 pm
"sluts"

in my book the latter is a positive word, implying that you're good in bed.

Except a slut isn't somebody who is good in bed, but is in fact a girl who, literally, sleeps with any guy that wants her.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Gravehill on February 11, 2007, 08:39:24 pm
Also, rumours has it that girls get better with age as well. I've heard rumours of girls that haven't "learned" to orgasm until well into their twenties, and as with anything, you do get better with experience.

I can affirm these rumours with my own experience... Which are, of course, from my wife. I have done 11 years worth experience and it's been better year by year. On the other hand, she was not bad from the start. But there really is no limit, so it seems. It's just better year by year. Every time you thought "that's it" something new and interesting shows up... Sometimes from me, sometimes from her. It's fun. Other than that of my wife's age's effect on sex I have no personal experience but I have some friends that are lot more experienced than me and they have made similar observations also (from huge quantity of experiences). Best sex they had was with women who were more mature.

That's one of the reasons we guys should not at all mind girls that are "easy" or "sluts", and in my book the latter is a positive word, implying that you're good in bed.

My thoughts about that "slut" word are similar. It's good if there's little part of slut in female. Ideal thing is if there's 50% of angel and 50% of slut. Kinda part-time slut, you know. My wife's so sweet I really can't call her slut but she's as ideal as woman can be.

Me? I'm more than 50% slut.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 11, 2007, 09:39:38 pm
"sluts"

in my book the latter is a positive word, implying that you're good in bed.

Except a slut isn't somebody who is good in bed, but is in fact a girl who, literally, sleeps with any guy that wants her.

It is, by definition, a girl who is more sexually promiscuous than society (that is, the person calling the girl a slut) likes. Rephrased, a slut is anyone who has more sex than you'd like to have (or sex with more partners, more correctly).

Now, having more sex, we have established, will give experience in sexing. It can generally be assumed that someone who has had a certain amount of sex will be better at it than someone who has had a lesser amount. This assumes that a persons inquisitveness, ability to learn and will to please his or her partner does not, directly or indirctly, negatively affect the amount of sex one has.

This might not be the case, as at least the stereotype of the "slut" or "womanizer" does tend to be of a less inquisitive sort, and it is a known "fact" that "nerds" and similar kinds of people, who can generally be said to have a higher inquisitiveness than the average, has less sex than others, at least in their teen years. However, I have not done or seen any studies that prove these suppositions, they are just general observations. I would also like to point out that I know several girls that could be labeled as "sluts" that are highly intelligent, so if the stereotype holds in general, there are at least several exceptions.

In any case, it can be assumed that a person who has had a certain amount of sex will be better at it than the same person at a point where he or she had had less amount of sex.

So in closing, while nothing can be proven with certainity, I am sure that the arguments I've put forth are compelling and do show that in all likelihood, a "slut" is more sexually advanced, that is, is better at sex, than a girl who is not a "slut", that is, has not had a lot of sex, or a lot of partners.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Trias on February 11, 2007, 10:16:09 pm
geez, you're talking about sex as if it's some kind of sport or competition. maybe if you're having one night stands than you need some sort of general 'skills', but from my experience in a relationship it's more about being on the same wavelength, trusting each other, and exploring, but not some measurable performance...
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Lysix on February 11, 2007, 10:54:27 pm
So in closing, while nothing can be proven with certainity, I am sure that the arguments I've put forth are compelling and do show that in all likelihood, a "slut" is more sexually advanced, that is, is better at sex, than a girl who is not a "slut", that is, has not had a lot of sex, or a lot of partners.

Thank you for providing an incredibly flawed argument about why you'd rather sleep with a slut.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Torp v2.0 on February 11, 2007, 11:10:31 pm
I never said I would rather sleep with a "slut" than some other girl, I was just ranting against the opinion many have that a girl that sleeps with many guys is a slut, in the negative meaning of the word. I would rather sleep with a girl I had an emotional connection to than anything else, regardless of whether or not she's had many partners before me or not. But if I was to have a one-night-stand (something I'm actually not particularly a fan of), I would prefer to have it with someone who was good at giving pleasure.

Also, never take a post where I go all scientific-y on a non-scientific subject too seriously.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Gravehill on February 12, 2007, 12:13:54 am
geez, you're talking about sex as if it's some kind of sport or competition. maybe if you're having one night stands than you need some sort of general 'skills', but from my experience in a relationship it's more about being on the same wavelength, trusting each other, and exploring, but not some measurable performance...
Of course those things matters. But some things can be learned only with time. My wife has definitely learned some skills during these years. And she really knows how to play me. That's one advantage of really long relationship. Another knows exactly how to play his / her partner. Boring? I would not say so. In our case it's not so, anyways. There's always wonderful new things to discover.

One thing there is I want to warn you all sex-lovers, thou. Babies. They damage your sex life 100% sure. It's so much problem hiding all your stuff so that they don't play with those funny looking buzzing monsters or so that they can avoid having Penthouse as picture book, then problems of finding common time and place... And then finding time to get even some sleep. Sometimes it's frustrating. Just last night for example. We had things going, it was all good WHEN SUDDENLY our junior woke up coughing, crying and calling us. What can you do but go there to comfort little buddy? It was heartbreaking. I felt pity for my son and for my erection. Talk about "moment dying"... :D So if you want experience blessings of parenthood be ready to lose some sex. But good thing is that you can always masturbate. Honestly, I don't know any pair who could have avoided some dive in sex life after having kids. Some even have talked about death of sex.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Viherminttu on February 12, 2007, 01:37:29 am
a friend of mine, Master Haakon, has a toddler named Marcus, and another on the way.. One day Marcus came wandering into the living room with a ballgag over his shoulder.

He is his father's son.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Jack Lupino on February 12, 2007, 04:08:21 am
Can we get a date thread, that'd be cool.
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on February 12, 2007, 06:50:38 am
It is, by definition, a girl who is more sexually promiscuous than society (that is, the person calling the girl a slut) likes. Rephrased, a slut is anyone who has more sex than you'd like to have (or sex with more partners, more correctly).

The first part I'd agree with; the second part I'd not. A girl who has slept with three guys in a month might be labeled a slut; however, us guys would give anything to accomplish such a feat, and in the unlikely even that we did, it wouldn't be slutty so much as impressive.

That said, it doesn't go agains the rest of your argument. Yes, one who has more sex will tend to be better at it. But the people who are considered promiscuous enough to be called "slut" in a serious and repeated fashion tend (at least in this society) not to be free-love hippies who simply don't have a hangup with sleeping with people, but rather tend to be trying to find self-worth and the appreciation of others the most obvious way they can. What effect this will have on the physical side of sex is debatable, but emotionally, i know i would absolutely hate to sleep with someone who was more concerned with whether or not i said she was pretty than anything else. And I suppose you would agree, but I guess the point is... ermm.. the point is, there's more to saying "slut" than just "you have more sex than this arbitrary number," and i think you'd find most americans at least would raise an eyebrow if you said that the word "slut" is "a positive word, implying that you're good in bed." Perhaps there is another word or phrase for what you have in mind, because the connotations i have is not of good sex like a courtesan, but more like dirty, 18th-century wench sex where the question is not "are there STDs?" but "I hope I can avoid the worst ones."
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: Kobi on February 13, 2007, 07:49:18 pm
Kobi you just need to meet the right gamer girl. ;)

I always keep my eyes open. But generally I prioritise career, party, traveling and work first of all during the young years ;)

And boy did this turn into a new word definition thread. Slut might have a general consensus somewhere but the word is different for everyone depending on their expereince and view on the word. My impression is that its a person, often a girl that is addicted to sex and generally tends to switch partners (boyrfriends even).
Title: Re: The Kinky Thread (as promised in the newbie thread)
Post by: -File_not_Found- on February 19, 2007, 08:04:45 pm
Sex is like wine, there is no such thing as to much....wait...no
Sex is like praying to God, you hope for it to happen....well for some anyways...
Sex is like food, you crave for it and at the end of the day its all over your face...
the end. hahaha that was horrible.