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Forum Related => Salvaged Messages => Topic started by: Wintress on October 09, 2003, 09:30:32 am

Title: WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 09, 2003, 09:30:32 am
Where has hazul gone, has he disappeared for good? ::)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 09, 2003, 09:47:20 am
Ooooooh, maybe he got house arrest and a shorter leach.. ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Deghar on October 09, 2003, 11:18:23 am
Dunno, haven't seen him in IRC.

Maybe... army?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 09, 2003, 11:52:55 am
I guess that's a possibility. I hope someone lets us know.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on October 09, 2003, 07:38:10 pm
I just put out MIA of him. Hope to hear him soon. There's so many people that haven't been active here lately... Anakonda is online sometimes, Mumppis writes sometimes. I kinda miss them sometimes. This is weird... This forum has some magic in it! Machinaemagic?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on October 09, 2003, 08:05:19 pm
obviously some sort of conspiracy going on here...


.....arnie and john carmack are in leage with the CIA and are tracking down and eating Machinae Forum regulars.... Who will be next?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 09, 2003, 09:24:22 pm
...someThing tells me that some Thing is going to vanish...  :o  
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 11, 2003, 11:15:07 am
/me protects VisionThing...too many things wanna eat him! ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on October 11, 2003, 04:21:29 pm
Now it's your chance to preorder our new product from Special Ala Carte Menu!

VisionThing Burger with latex leafs and rubber onions

<Alien chefs sharpening knives on background>
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on October 11, 2003, 05:15:08 pm
aaaahhhhhhh help meeee!!!!  :'(

well if thats the case at least I'll die the same way I lived...covered in latex between two bits of bread...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on October 12, 2003, 04:48:16 am
does this mean the admin postition is opening up, if we cannot find the porridge person.

Chompy on best behaviour, as the admin position is opening up.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 12, 2003, 06:39:37 am


well if thats the case at least I'll die the same way I lived...covered in latex between two bits of bread...

Ahahahahahahaa!!!
You have a weird life! :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 12, 2003, 01:41:43 pm
Oooh! I'd say it sounds good! ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on October 12, 2003, 08:50:35 pm
Yeah... I think I might like sandwich....
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on October 16, 2003, 09:14:23 pm
was wondering how long it would take you to notice this thread  :P
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 17, 2003, 06:09:28 am
was wondering how long it would take you to notice this thread  :P

LOL!
Well, wherever you've been, we're glad you're back! :)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on October 17, 2003, 12:30:08 pm
Maybe he was here all this time, but he did not want to post

You wern't ment to hide for that long, we are playing hide and go seek you know. And NO to the question you are thinking now

I need rest to make sense. *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Computer keys
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 20, 2003, 04:23:18 pm
rright..
yep, since the thread was written with big bold letters it
only took me a month to find it.

                  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 29, 2003, 07:36:08 pm
You lost it again I presume?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on October 29, 2003, 08:54:43 pm
Hmmmm... What?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 30, 2003, 08:37:17 pm
Quote
Posted by: sobella  Posted on: October 29, 2003, 07:36:08 pm  
You lost it again I presume?  

Posted by: Gravehill  Posted on: October 29, 2003, 08:54:43 pm  
Hmmmm... What?  
hehehe...I think our provocative mighty forum admin Hazul has lost his grip of forum (or his sanity by reading it? roflmao! ;D) and if it took him a month to find this thread I'm afraid that he really is lost forever, poor thing.... :-\  ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on October 31, 2003, 12:28:58 am
Nah, he's just sneaking around a bit....... 8)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on October 31, 2003, 01:33:20 pm
I think so too, Wintress ;) I was just trying to entice a reaction from Hazul. It failed big time, I think ::) ::)

*Sobella surrender the thought of having a verbal counterstrike with mr Provocative #1, and begin to knit a helmet for the next big event, this time it's going to be a "pumpkinhelmet" :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 01, 2003, 09:13:27 am
LOL!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 01, 2003, 12:12:19 pm
I can only say this to this hmmh...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 02, 2003, 03:53:11 pm
I can only say this to this hmmh...

/me says the same thing as mumppis... ::)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 02, 2003, 05:34:06 pm
...yes the pumpkinhelmet became to be a disastrous brain-warmer...so....eh.

I say hmmh too...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: gaijin on November 02, 2003, 05:37:57 pm
He lurks.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 03, 2003, 02:44:39 pm
he bans
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on November 04, 2003, 01:15:36 am
he has fans
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 04, 2003, 02:27:19 pm
...and we dance
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 04, 2003, 09:55:02 pm
... And hold eachother tight.
Just me... and my... Hazul  :'(
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 05, 2003, 03:11:43 pm
..oh...I was thinkin' more of it to be continued with "trance" or something.... He gets us in trance when we fans dance while he bans and...lurks..? :-\

..I think Gravehill needs a HUG. *sobella gives Gravie a big hug! :)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 05, 2003, 07:45:06 pm
word games are fun
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on November 06, 2003, 02:00:55 am
(http://forums.networknext.com/pcpp/images/smiles/icon_stupid.gif) (http://forums.networknext.com/pcpp/images/smiles/icon_idea.gif) lets play some more word games, anyone know some word games? (http://forums.networknext.com/pcpp/images/smiles/icon_thumbs_up.gif)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 06, 2003, 01:04:01 pm
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 06, 2003, 02:23:17 pm
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P

LMAO!!!! I'm scared to ask why you want to know! :o
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 06, 2003, 10:33:20 pm
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P
Ofcourse it is. Every fish has right to have dream. Wet dream. And so do I, even I'm not a fish, believe it or not!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 07, 2003, 08:18:04 am

Ofcourse it is. Every fish has right to have dream. Wet dream. And so do I, even I'm not a fish, believe it or not!

Oh? Please then Gravehill...tell us about your wet dreams, details please! 8) ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 07, 2003, 11:25:46 am
Maybe we should continue this on "what's sexy topic"?

I had wet dreams last night (confession of the day). All night.  ;D Sleeping is fun!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 07, 2003, 12:02:28 pm
LOLOL! You're a brave man! :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 07, 2003, 02:03:51 pm
 :D yes you are very brave and mad Gravehill = wonderful guy! ;) :D :-*

About fishies wet dreams... if he/she is already wet while swimming and then having wet dreams, is he/she aware of what has happened while sleeping? Some fishes have approx 3sec of memory what I know of... ::)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 08, 2003, 11:03:20 am
Well, I in some things I can beat the fish what becomes to remembering things. I mean, three seconds is quite a good accomplishment. To remember wet dreams in wet environment? Hmmm... I would try it myself but I fear that I would drown while sleeping in lake. Maybe in barrel? (Gravehill, man that sleeps in barrel :) ) I think that fishes have nice aftervibes so they KNOW that something nice have happened. And since they do not remember what it was, they just think that they had great sex over three seconds ago. Lucky fishes.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 08, 2003, 04:26:59 pm
hehehe... ;) But that isn't a dream of being a fish I hope? :o

*Sobella is afraid that all the evil tuna that Gravehill have eaten earlier has strange effects on him... ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 08, 2003, 07:33:59 pm
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P

i think the real question i, is it possible for fish to have dry dreams?  :P
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 09, 2003, 06:07:54 am
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P

i think the real question i, is it possible for fish to have dry dreams?  :P
They include frying pan. Bluntly : nightmares.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 10, 2003, 11:40:38 am
no...but I have a question for ya...

Is it possible to fishes have wet dreams?
 :P

i think the real question i, is it possible for fish to have dry dreams?  :P

There you go! Good point, lmao!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 10, 2003, 10:54:57 pm
no no no that would be too easy.  :)

Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 11, 2003, 02:33:58 am
* Wintress smells a frying fishy  :-\

*bloop bloop* no more :-[
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 11, 2003, 01:59:55 pm
fish taste like wee
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 11, 2003, 04:52:49 pm
fish taste like wee

hmm...I had raw fish (sushi) for dinner, with mucho hot wasabi...burn baby burn, wooooooooooooooooot!!!  ;-)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 11, 2003, 08:31:12 pm
Yep, sushi is good
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 11, 2003, 10:16:27 pm
..I like salmon...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on November 12, 2003, 12:39:25 am
I don't like salmon, or it was how it was prepared that I didn't like.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 12, 2003, 01:54:25 am
most fish is bad

Fish go m00 oh yes they dooo
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 12, 2003, 10:02:16 am
Tuna in curry sauce.... YUM! Fits perfectly for sandwiches or with rice.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 12, 2003, 10:11:06 am
You are mad for tuna. Gravehill, TunaMan... 8)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 12, 2003, 10:24:46 am
Tune my tuna...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 12, 2003, 11:13:01 am
most fish is bad

Fish go m00 oh yes they dooo
(http://www.arthropod.net/replicas/sealife/images/lrs32-cf.gif)It exists fishes actually that goes mooh :) Theese are fishcows. Colorful, but ugly ones.
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 12, 2003, 11:36:37 am
It exists fishes actually that goes mooh :) Theese are fishcows. Colorful, but ugly ones.
Colourful and ugly? Just like me! Love those fishes!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Trezker on November 12, 2003, 04:17:37 pm
Mmm Tuna!

/me grabs the big fish and runs like hell
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 12, 2003, 10:38:04 pm
no0o0o the fish have infected all your brains!!


fish are evil!!

evil

evil

evil

evil

evil

evil
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 13, 2003, 12:06:46 am
Mmm Tuna!

/me grabs the big fish and runs like hell
*Sobella's running after Trezker to get her hands on the stolen fish.

....puh puh puh.....

no, she can't run as fast as the fantom Trezk, so she decides to call for her super fishymobile (a mobile huge fish with tremendous ability to understand what we say though loss of brain substance, it takes us whereever we want to go)

- yes, hello? need you right now my friend, someone has stolen our presious fish..
........?
- yes yes a fish....
.........!!
- ooooh you don't say?
..........!
- oh dear! well, could you please come?
........   ....?
- yes!
...  ...  ...  ...
- now, please!
...
- Thank You!
 ::)

Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 13, 2003, 04:19:46 am
Pretty cow fishies.... ::)

*moo-bloop moo-bloop moo-bloop*

                  ;D    ;D    ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 13, 2003, 12:19:09 pm
I can hear wave of insanity hitting the shores of forum again - I love that sound!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Trezker on November 14, 2003, 01:09:48 pm
Shit, I'm teh hunted!
/me drops fish and hides in a shark tank
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 14, 2003, 01:20:29 pm
Trezker, get out of my pool! There is sharks, alright, but it's not sharktank but my pool!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Trezker on November 14, 2003, 01:28:26 pm
 :'( I can't be in your tank...
/me leaves the tank and walks away, sob
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: sobella_science on November 14, 2003, 09:59:38 pm
...a|   |bbbbbrrrrrrrrruuuoooommbromrooom|   |prfrrrrrruitpffffffisshhhh....

<the fishmoblie is moving forward>

<slowly>

*Sobella mutters something like; well, get on with it! you fuckin'shrimp mobile! I want that fish before it gets too much fungus in it's eye.

 ::)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 15, 2003, 02:14:35 am
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....

omg omg HILARITY Sobella...

yes, before u askk ive been drinmingagain!!!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 10:49:53 am
Sobella, if you're in trouble you can borrow my fishmerang (it's bo-merang but instead it's made of bo it's made of fish... clever, eh?)... Just tie a rope on it, toss it and haul Trezker to you. He can't escape you. And seriously. Althought your fishmobile is adorable and nice (althought kinda smelly) it's quite slow too. Heck, I even crawl faster than it goes...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:10:42 pm
Oi, now we have fishmobile, shark pool, fismerang, drunken VisionThing,  and Trezker on the run... :-\

* Wintress invites Trezker to the safety of her fungus-eyed-fish-pool....you're safe there, no one dares enter.. :-)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:12:39 pm
only one man i mean moomin dares to enter and scares lil old wintress and trezker
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 12:39:39 pm
only one man i mean moomin dares to enter and scares lil old wintress and trezker

In the words of Mr. Idiot Prez Bush himself:
"Bring 'em ON" ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:40:41 pm
bring what on? a dress a suit ? ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:41:20 pm
You know what, you silly dear Mumppis... Come as you are in Woo style!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:42:33 pm
but i dont have 2 pistols only an assault rifle :(
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:44:25 pm
Really? I thought that you've cannon of some sort on your own?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:48:30 pm
well im gonna steal my friends assault rifle and do it akimbo assault rifle style + woo style :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:53:05 pm
That sounds promising...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 15, 2003, 12:56:43 pm
yes or then im just gonna come dressed myself and charm everyone with my charm and then stun then with my beatiful face :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 15, 2003, 12:59:22 pm
You sure do...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 01:19:30 pm
bring what on? a dress a suit ? ;)


Bring on sexy moomin with beautiful face, yeah! 8)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 15, 2003, 04:18:02 pm
no no bring on the assault rifles!!
that sounds more fun!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 15, 2003, 08:56:51 pm
no no bring on the assault rifles!!
that sounds more fun!

/me brings on the @SSault weapons, weeeeeeee! ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 16, 2003, 09:53:04 pm
wheeeeeee!!!  ;D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Trezker on November 19, 2003, 02:22:41 pm
/me summons his Duke Nukem arsenal

/me shoot wildly with the shrink ray
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 19, 2003, 06:57:05 pm
Trezker, why did you shoot yourself THERE. Now see how tiny it is... NO - NOT THE ICERAY:::::
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 19, 2003, 10:21:45 pm
*boot*
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 04:40:55 am
Trezker, why did you shoot yourself THERE. Now see how tiny it is... NO - NOT THE ICERAY:::::

Hhahahahahahahaa!!!!
So tell us Gravehill...what part DID he shoot?? :P
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 20, 2003, 06:19:49 am
Let us say that part that you melted is frozen again. Damn!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 20, 2003, 06:37:03 am
LOL!!!
/me gets a battery charger to hook up to that frozen "part" and give a jolt to warm it up ;) :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Trezker on November 20, 2003, 08:47:33 am
I shot my leg, it looks really stoopid. ::)
I'm glad the shrink effect only last a few seconds. :D

OK, freezer time  8) <- Duke smiley
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 20, 2003, 03:11:00 pm
LOL!!!
/me gets a battery charger to hook up to that frozen "part" and give a jolt to warm it up ;) :D
Oh, nastyyyyyyy!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 22, 2003, 03:48:03 am
What's so nasty about shocking his "leg"?? :P LOL!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 22, 2003, 08:23:32 pm
which leg? 1 2 or 3?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: mumppis on November 23, 2003, 12:23:09 pm
hazul is AI
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 23, 2003, 04:20:54 pm
What's so nasty about shocking his "leg"?? :P LOL!
No...You're pulling my leg?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Deghar on November 24, 2003, 01:58:18 pm
I wouldn't mind Wintress pulling my "leg".
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on November 24, 2003, 02:36:54 pm
Well, I'm sure Wintress would have something to pull ;) If it correlates to shoesize, I mean...
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: chompy on November 24, 2003, 07:44:52 pm
I think i need to be a bit more awake to understand what is happening. Ill post back when I am awake
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 24, 2003, 08:09:13 pm
good idea, you need your wits about you for this forum!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on November 30, 2003, 01:55:55 pm
I wouldn't mind Wintress pulling my "leg".


/me pulls....<censored> ;) :D
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Outboundlight on November 30, 2003, 11:09:27 pm
censorship!?!?

on the internet?????

blasphemy!!
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on December 01, 2003, 07:48:51 am
I wouldn't mind Wintress pulling my "leg".


/me pulls....<censored> ;) :D
It's not good, W. You're just going to tear that off. And that would be HUGE loss to all females on universe. And to Deghar, most of all. You might want to try something different (I'm thinking off some massage oil and...  ::) UUUuuuhhhh)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on December 01, 2003, 10:42:05 am

It's not good, W. You're just going to tear that off. And that would be HUGE loss to all females on universe. And to Deghar, most of all.

But but but...you have no idea what I was intending to "pull"...nor how ;)
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Gravehill on December 01, 2003, 04:12:43 pm
Maybe you can educate me?
Title: Re:WHERE'S HAZUL ??
Post by: Wintress on December 02, 2003, 01:18:12 pm
Maybe you can educate me?

Ask your wife is she gives permission ;D LOL!