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Title: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 03:35:41 pm
It's 26th April 2006 - let's resurrect an old favorite!

Rules are simple. The person before you says five words as part of the story, you must follow that with your own five words to continue it, to which the person that follows you must continue with another five words, and so on. Punctuation, full stops and quotes can be anywhere you feel.
http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?topic=1061.0 (http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?topic=1061.0)

Let's begin:

And now i lay awake...
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Post by: Spunky on April 26, 2006, 03:37:34 pm
, I think this is gay...
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Post by: gaijin on April 26, 2006, 03:39:20 pm
, I think this is gay...
and my left testicle hurts.
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Post by: Spunky on April 26, 2006, 03:40:55 pm
, I think this is gay...
and my left testicle hurts.

So i rise my horse,
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 04:29:18 pm
a lean steed of black... 
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Post by: Spastik on April 26, 2006, 04:31:12 pm
a lean steed of black... 

Malevolence as the hairless gibbons
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 04:31:45 pm
who chomp upon my eyeballs
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Post by: McLame on April 26, 2006, 04:35:53 pm
and catches A.I.D.S. filler filler
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 04:51:40 pm
. I saw an eagle in
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 26, 2006, 05:03:54 pm
the forest up ahead. It
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Post by: McLame on April 26, 2006, 05:06:42 pm
had A.I.D.S. filler filler filler
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 05:18:10 pm
"Filler" said the small man
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Post by: Spunky on April 26, 2006, 05:23:57 pm
"Filler" said the small man

who fell in a ditch.
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Post by: Lysander on April 26, 2006, 05:30:44 pm
as he filled another filler.
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Post by: McLame on April 26, 2006, 05:38:07 pm
A.I.D.S. filler filler filler duck.
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Post by: skull_man on April 26, 2006, 05:43:41 pm
This is fucked up shit,
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Post by: Lysander on April 26, 2006, 05:47:21 pm
said geoffrey to the baker.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 26, 2006, 06:12:23 pm
"A little girl got killed
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 26, 2006, 06:45:28 pm
by a huge illegally constructed
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Post by: Spastik on April 26, 2006, 07:07:01 pm


Monkeyyy!!! Dr4unken fucked up monkey
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 26, 2006, 07:09:48 pm
that played in a band
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Post by: Spastik on April 26, 2006, 07:17:32 pm

Called "Monkey supremacy" that has
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Post by: Xander on April 26, 2006, 07:53:05 pm
only one right testicle so
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Post by: Spastik on April 26, 2006, 07:55:52 pm

Ubfortunately that testicle is drunk so
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on April 26, 2006, 08:22:01 pm

Ubfortunately that testicle is drunk so

you know--", he said, but
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 08:26:09 pm
his head fell off. Then
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 26, 2006, 09:24:23 pm
a giant ant suddenly came
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 09:26:00 pm
. (end paragraph)

I ran as fast as
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 26, 2006, 09:27:34 pm
the ant did. Eventually a
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Post by: Laser.T on April 26, 2006, 09:33:32 pm
badger gave advice on molecular
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 26, 2006, 09:45:11 pm
fuel storage in the atomic
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Post by: Spastik on April 26, 2006, 09:59:04 pm

Antstation full of drunk ants
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 27, 2006, 12:56:44 am
researching weapons of mass destruction
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 27, 2006, 01:03:42 am
for the purpose of taking
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Post by: Spastik on April 27, 2006, 01:56:15 am

The supremacy out of machinae
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 27, 2006, 01:57:36 am
, which is of course impossible.
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Post by: L'homme magique on April 27, 2006, 01:58:02 am
Then they all died again.
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 27, 2006, 02:13:16 am
"Oh, bother" said Pooh, as
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Post by: McLame on April 27, 2006, 03:09:20 am
"Oh, bother" said Pooh, as

A.I.D.S. infected him filler womble.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 27, 2006, 03:55:15 am
The atomic waste ceasted to..
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Post by: Spunky on April 27, 2006, 11:13:22 am
glow, and made many bunnies.
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Post by: Laser.T on April 27, 2006, 01:15:28 pm
Everybody was happy, gay and
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Post by: Spunky on April 27, 2006, 01:58:29 pm
Everybody was happy, gay and

rolling around in a pit of
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Post by: Laser.T on April 27, 2006, 02:00:15 pm
dead crickets, tar and molten
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Post by: Spunky on April 27, 2006, 02:32:56 pm
dead crickets, tar and molten

marshmellows. After eating them all,
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 27, 2006, 03:50:48 pm
The glorious adventure finally begins.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 27, 2006, 05:07:26 pm
"Dudududuuum!" the storyteller then said.
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Post by: Spunky on April 27, 2006, 05:13:09 pm
Right before he exploded, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 27, 2006, 05:16:12 pm
Nobody could understand how the
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Post by: MDX on April 27, 2006, 09:03:42 pm
king of barsenellia had indeed,
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Post by: Crazywater on April 27, 2006, 09:10:37 pm
saved all the green mushrooms
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Post by: MDX on April 27, 2006, 09:11:08 pm
with his pulsating.. throbbing
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Post by: Spastik on April 27, 2006, 10:43:15 pm

Cock. Who`s in the henhouse
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Post by: Lysander on April 27, 2006, 10:44:55 pm
touching the hens in ways
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Post by: WereVolvo on April 27, 2006, 11:03:00 pm
which most would find disturbing.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 27, 2006, 11:59:32 pm
Our story starts with Jake,
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Post by: MDX on April 28, 2006, 12:49:11 am
and ends with joe, "bye!"
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Post by: L'homme magique on April 28, 2006, 12:51:04 am
No it doesn't, the crazy
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 28, 2006, 01:51:18 am
MDX was hallucinating once again.
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Post by: chompy on April 28, 2006, 09:24:22 am
, He said I'm not gay
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 11:07:29 am
and ends with joe, "bye!"

ROFL!

But to continue the story...

But we all knew that
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Post by: MDX on April 28, 2006, 11:20:26 am
MDX would try something like
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 11:41:16 am
MDX would try something like

Running around naked infront of
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Post by: MDX on April 28, 2006, 11:43:41 am
A "<3 polar bears" parade..
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 12:08:19 pm
A "<3 polar bears" parade..

with real like polar bears
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Post by: Spastik on April 28, 2006, 12:11:10 pm

while he has some aniseed
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 03:02:03 pm
down his crotch, because it
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 03:04:00 pm
makes the love milk stream
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 03:07:56 pm
in ways I don't wanna
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 03:27:52 pm
think about right now, so
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 03:35:10 pm
we'll move on quickly. <Next paragraph> George
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 04:10:21 pm
, the one eared farmer was
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 28, 2006, 04:12:11 pm
sitting in his chair, when
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 04:41:40 pm
the Grim Reaper stroked his
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Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 04:44:47 pm
other ear with the giant
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 28, 2006, 04:55:16 pm
thing he had between his
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 04:57:39 pm
thing he had between his

eyes. Yes, his humongous nose.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 28, 2006, 05:12:57 pm
That nose had an awful
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on April 28, 2006, 05:38:30 pm
That nose had an awful

BOOGER hanging out of the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 05:45:54 pm
left testicle of dreams! Its
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Post by: Spastik on April 28, 2006, 06:07:10 pm

the most drunk testicle of
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Post by: potatismos on April 28, 2006, 06:16:04 pm
them all. Super Steve came
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Post by: SomethingApt on April 28, 2006, 06:19:46 pm
all over his mother's face
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 28, 2006, 06:50:40 pm
while his father looked at
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Post by: Spastik on April 28, 2006, 06:51:51 pm

Steves moms strange smirk becouse
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Post by: SomethingApt on April 28, 2006, 06:54:52 pm
she had burned the chips
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 07:24:21 pm
. Oh my God, someone cried,
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Post by: Bates on April 28, 2006, 08:14:17 pm
what the fuck is going
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Post by: Laser.T on April 28, 2006, 10:02:41 pm
to happen to my baby?
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Post by: MDX on April 28, 2006, 10:06:40 pm
NOTHING MOTHERFUNKER screamed the throbbing
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Post by: Bates on April 28, 2006, 10:30:54 pm
, pulsating life-size half-organic incoherent action
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 29, 2006, 12:22:00 am
to Jake. He rose up
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 11:09:39 am
from the toilet as the
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Post by: SomethingApt on April 29, 2006, 11:11:56 am
snake attempted to bite his
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 11:24:46 am
toes off. He didn't like
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Post by: potatismos on April 29, 2006, 11:29:21 am
eggs. Super steve came back
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 01:00:01 pm
because he had a quest.
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Post by: Lysander on April 29, 2006, 01:05:36 pm
A quest to save the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 01:27:06 pm
group called Machinae Supremacy from
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Trias on April 29, 2006, 01:49:25 pm
being butt-raped by Steven Tyler.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on April 29, 2006, 02:12:50 pm
And you really don't want
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Post by: Lysander on April 29, 2006, 02:13:23 pm
that to happen, do you?
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Post by: Laser.T on April 29, 2006, 02:19:58 pm
Steven Tyler loves the butt. <next paragraph>
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Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 03:28:06 pm
After shooting 5 vending machine -- (say technicians!)
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 04:21:07 pm
technicians, Steve made his way
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Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 04:22:59 pm
to the taxidermist office
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 04:24:39 pm
where Machinae Supremacy were being
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Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 04:25:44 pm
offered great deals on dead
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 04:26:53 pm
hampsters. They refused to purchase
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 04:31:17 pm
any of the stuffed fluff
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: McLame on April 29, 2006, 04:33:18 pm
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 04:33:43 pm
any of the stuffed fluff

and the aliens decided to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 04:39:11 pm
sell them some b-side muse
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on April 29, 2006, 04:41:30 pm
back to the chamber of
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Post by: McLame on April 29, 2006, 04:43:12 pm
monkey monkey monkey monkey
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Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 05:03:04 pm
--monkey! "my gott, was ist das!?!"
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Post by: Bates on April 29, 2006, 06:32:07 pm
"Die Mauer!" answered Robert when
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 09:24:13 pm
somebody asked him to play
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 09:34:31 pm
a game? called YER MA!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on April 29, 2006, 09:35:46 pm
with dice and Robin Williams
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 29, 2006, 09:42:35 pm
as the main characters called
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Post by: Laser.T on April 29, 2006, 11:15:49 pm
it, because they were pissed.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on April 29, 2006, 11:20:16 pm
so very fucking pissed indeed.
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Post by: MMM_Donola on April 30, 2006, 01:27:54 am
and indeed so very happy
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 30, 2006, 05:29:55 pm
and stoned. Wich leads us
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on April 30, 2006, 05:32:26 pm
! All hail king "Wich"! He
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on April 30, 2006, 05:48:58 pm
cried under the blackened skies
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 30, 2006, 06:01:36 pm
as the dragon descended from
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 30, 2006, 06:02:39 pm
Jake's arse. He likes to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on April 30, 2006, 06:03:49 pm
wake up to the silence
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Post by: Jack Lupino on April 30, 2006, 06:05:05 pm
of a farting gorilla. Now
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 30, 2006, 06:08:58 pm
the zebra eats the gorilla.
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Post by: Laser.T on May 01, 2006, 12:37:12 am
It get indigestion and dies
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Post by: Trias on May 01, 2006, 01:33:48 am
In the pouring rain. Alas!
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 01, 2006, 05:12:31 am
We continue with Jake. He
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 01, 2006, 11:57:35 am
has callouses on his hands
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Post by: chompy on May 01, 2006, 02:18:23 pm
that looked remarkably like a
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 01, 2006, 04:05:29 pm
toad with eggs on the
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 12:46:34 am
Image of the dream he
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 02, 2006, 01:03:40 am
stole from a virgin sparrow,
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 01:06:04 am
( i like that one, laser :))
who only existed in shadows.
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Post by: Spunky on May 02, 2006, 10:49:35 am
And now for something completely
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 02, 2006, 11:21:55 am
And now for something completely

analogous to that time when
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 02, 2006, 11:44:01 am
The pigs came marching in!
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 07:12:49 pm
"Pigeons can carry coconuts", He
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 07:34:48 pm
shouted at a passing crab.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 02, 2006, 07:35:21 pm
who stopped for a moment
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 07:37:51 pm
to think it over before
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 08:09:21 pm
he got dissed by bitchface
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 08:19:05 pm
piemaster. Jake got a beer
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 08:29:56 pm
, threw it at joes ear
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 08:30:57 pm
, and then proceeded to walk
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 08:32:47 pm
to the fridge for another.
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Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 08:42:55 pm
"i know the reaper! nobullshit!"
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 08:43:25 pm
said alf as he wondered
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 08:44:19 pm
why Lysander changed his name.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 09:15:19 pm
"Well," said lysander, "I wanted
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 09:16:34 pm
to whip out the cock
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 09:17:29 pm
and change" he said. then,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 09:19:02 pm
dane cook produced his set
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 02, 2006, 09:19:19 pm
and exploded. And exploded again.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 09:21:23 pm
downstairs, a green gnome laughed
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 02, 2006, 09:22:37 pm
at the explosion. And exploded.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 09:25:40 pm
soonafter, the entire house followed.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 09:26:41 pm
On the grassy knole.. stood
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 02, 2006, 09:28:21 pm
a giant horrible mutation of
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 02, 2006, 09:29:35 pm
love and understanding, named Carrot..
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 09:38:22 pm
Carrot exploded. Then a random
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 09:43:08 pm
Midget named Jack killed Oprah.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 10:04:13 pm
many attended the funeral, where
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 10:06:00 pm
Machinae Supremacy played. Nobody knew
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 02, 2006, 10:07:24 pm
that Super Steve was invited.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 10:49:19 pm
as steve, now a terroist,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 10:50:06 pm
is also a fanatic operah
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 10:56:42 pm
. Steve crashed the funeral party.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 02, 2006, 10:57:50 pm
and the dead ROSE AGAIN.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 02, 2006, 10:59:20 pm
because they were reanimated by
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 02, 2006, 11:31:59 pm
Plastic surgeons from hell. That's
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 01:09:02 am
what i call music! Wii!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 03, 2006, 02:17:14 am
"Enough is enough" said Steve
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 03, 2006, 02:55:14 am
and fucked the choirboy roughly.

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Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 01:21:35 pm
The congregation looked on in
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Post by: SpeedD on May 03, 2006, 01:53:34 pm
my post count goes up
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 01:57:54 pm
The above made no sense,
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Post by: MDX on May 03, 2006, 01:58:15 pm
nor did the below, however
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 02:00:15 pm
Sammy did the macarena for
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 02:00:58 pm
shits and giggles upon a
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Post by: SpeedD on May 03, 2006, 02:02:08 pm
turtle, that's right a turtle.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 03, 2006, 02:05:37 pm
im not kidding it was
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Post by: SpeedD on May 03, 2006, 02:07:37 pm
a fucking turtle. Now, about
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 03, 2006, 02:08:54 pm
that sandwiche i never mentioned
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 02:21:40 pm
Trezker Christ that was a
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 02:23:24 pm
big ass sandwich! Almost as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 02:24:46 pm
big as your mom! lmaolollerskatesroflcopteromgwtffunnyorwhat
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 02:25:50 pm
i just dinged 1000 posts.
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Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 02:26:46 pm
said the gimp to the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 03, 2006, 02:29:38 pm
synthesizer keyboard, one two three!
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 02:30:25 pm
Bam bada boo de daaaaaaa
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Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 02:30:53 pm
The serfs rejoiced in their
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 02:31:22 pm
serfy little ways, all dancing
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 03, 2006, 02:52:25 pm
and penetrating objects with their
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 03:14:07 pm
large pointy carrots. They were
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 03, 2006, 03:14:56 pm
watching operah getting buried. Finally
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 03:17:03 pm
judgement day was upon them.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 03, 2006, 03:17:50 pm
Judgement day is all about
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 03:22:56 pm
this time-travelling android who
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 03, 2006, 03:24:07 pm
DOESNT KNOW WHY LASERS POSTCOUNT
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 03:27:10 pm
keeps going backwards, but we
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 03, 2006, 03:34:22 pm
prosper ever onwards toward our
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 03:37:54 pm
ever larger growing post count.
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Post by: Lysander on May 03, 2006, 05:54:37 pm
The reward for doing so
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Post by: evilcandybag on May 03, 2006, 06:09:16 pm
is probably not worth it.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 03, 2006, 06:32:26 pm
"Let's make the story serious!"
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Post by: Spunky on May 03, 2006, 07:46:14 pm
Our dashing hero combat rolls
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Post by: Bates on May 03, 2006, 07:52:39 pm
taste great with bacon and
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 03, 2006, 08:41:10 pm
mouldy cheese, I think, said
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 03, 2006, 08:51:46 pm
Robert, playing with his Wii.
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Post by: evilcandybag on May 03, 2006, 08:59:15 pm
He spake: "It is good
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 03, 2006, 09:04:11 pm
that I have my Wii!"
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Post by: potatismos on May 03, 2006, 10:25:16 pm
Super Steve came along to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 03, 2006, 10:45:22 pm
help out with robert's Wii,
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Post by: evilcandybag on May 03, 2006, 10:59:08 pm
but it was all slippery
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Post by: SpeedD on May 03, 2006, 11:01:57 pm
so they both ate pie.
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Post by: ПФББЧ on May 03, 2006, 11:03:50 pm
<mdx's musical interlude>
SOUND TRACK TO PEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
</mdx's musical interlude>
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Post by: Laser.T on May 04, 2006, 11:19:57 am
"Turn that bloody music down!"
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Post by: Spunky on May 04, 2006, 12:59:53 pm
said robert who was wii'ing.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 04, 2006, 03:56:08 pm
"And get me a beer!"
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Post by: WereVolvo on May 04, 2006, 04:03:29 pm
The avid fanboy Talhoffer ran
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Post by: Spunky on May 04, 2006, 04:04:00 pm
"And get me a beer!"

In search of the holy
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Post by: Niccho on May 04, 2006, 04:08:33 pm
balls of darkness which were
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Post by: Spunky on May 04, 2006, 04:12:46 pm
Dragonball Z for a while.
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Post by: potatismos on May 05, 2006, 06:36:21 pm

Super Steve came along to
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Post by: Lysander on May 05, 2006, 06:38:34 pm
party hard and abuse some
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 05, 2006, 06:39:48 pm
tiny beetles under a log.
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Post by: Lysander on May 05, 2006, 06:44:03 pm
"Oh, no!" Yelled steve. "Somebody
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 05, 2006, 07:30:43 pm
please get me a beer!"
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Post by: potatismos on May 05, 2006, 07:50:27 pm
Super Steve came along to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 05, 2006, 08:13:46 pm
dance the night away on
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Post by: Spunky on May 05, 2006, 11:37:25 pm
a flying pig who sang
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Post by: Bates on May 05, 2006, 11:46:09 pm
a song about an explosion
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Post by: Jeppe on May 05, 2006, 11:59:54 pm
, and not just any explosion,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 06, 2006, 01:53:33 am
a blue explosion! Suddenly, magicman
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 06, 2006, 04:33:43 am
yiffed a furry. While he
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 06, 2006, 10:17:17 am
was yiffing, a large man
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Post by: McLame on May 06, 2006, 03:17:10 pm
melon melon melon melon waffle
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Post by: Bates on May 06, 2006, 06:31:56 pm
was his name, exploded in
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Post by: WereVolvo on May 06, 2006, 06:46:23 pm
big yellow and purple chunks
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Post by: SpeedD on May 06, 2006, 07:16:42 pm
of walrus rained all day.
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Post by: evilcandybag on May 06, 2006, 07:40:21 pm
as walrus rained, Robert took
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 06, 2006, 07:42:42 pm
a thousand penises of deer
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 06, 2006, 09:39:36 pm
, put them in a blender
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Post by: Goshawk on May 06, 2006, 10:18:52 pm
and made a magic smoothie
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Post by: SpeedD on May 06, 2006, 10:19:54 pm
for all the local kids.
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Post by: Goshawk on May 06, 2006, 10:22:14 pm
"Yay, yay!" They cried as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 06, 2006, 10:35:55 pm
magicman fucked a goat. Suddenly,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 06, 2006, 10:38:35 pm
someone decided that Torp
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 06, 2006, 11:39:23 pm
should have his ass glued
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 06, 2006, 11:52:24 pm
to StickyLizard's stomach for ever
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Post by: Spastik on May 06, 2006, 11:56:48 pm

But that would only stimulate
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 12:05:47 am
Magicman's obsessive need for goat-fucking.
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Post by: potatismos on May 07, 2006, 12:13:20 am
Super Steve came along to
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 12:13:50 am
make a magic goat orgy.
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Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 12:18:33 am
But he failed, and magicman
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Post by: WereVolvo on May 07, 2006, 12:28:57 am
unleashed his army of grues
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 12:31:16 am
to yiff the goat. While
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 12:52:30 am
the yiffing occurs, Our hero
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 01:04:57 am
is eaten by a grue.
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Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 01:16:27 am
The motherfucking grue dies. Permanantly.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 01:36:58 am
It just casted fake-death because
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 02:01:13 am
grues can never really die.
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Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 04:18:36 am
Except that one. Which died.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 05:32:28 am
Whenever grue's die, they multiply.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 10:01:30 am
This grue didn't multiply, though.
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Post by: Laser.T on May 07, 2006, 10:27:07 am
Sadly. <new paragraph> Two grue's walked into
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 10:41:53 am
a bar. Here they met
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Post by: Bates on May 07, 2006, 11:01:18 am
an Iranian seal clubber from
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Post by: Laser.T on May 07, 2006, 11:44:59 am
Iran (?) He was very queer
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Post by: Niccho on May 07, 2006, 12:00:09 pm
as he raped fab5's guys
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Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 01:09:57 pm
in the ear, which they
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Post by: Lysander on May 07, 2006, 01:20:01 pm
really did not enjoy, because
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 01:24:48 pm
they liked that sort of
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 01:37:01 pm
empty ear feeling in their
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 01:47:46 pm
butts. A polar bear came
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Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 01:49:25 pm
along to them and said:
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 01:50:13 pm
"Die muthafuckahs!" and took out
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 02:01:12 pm
his 8 foot long penis
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Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 02:25:42 pm
strapped with huge explosives and
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 07, 2006, 03:48:12 pm
a picture of Tom Cruise.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 04:16:41 pm
"GO M:I-IV!" Tom Cruise said.
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 05:31:48 pm
Then Tom Cruise died horribly.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 05:32:29 pm
But wait! Here comes an
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 05:34:52 pm
Necrophiliac ! He shitrapes tom cruise
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 05:37:52 pm
, which is illegal in Vvardenfell.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 05:41:01 pm
But then, who else but
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 07, 2006, 05:41:31 pm
the guards busted him for
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 07, 2006, 05:50:44 pm
possession of skooma. In the
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 06:05:48 pm
house of his Uncle Crassius.
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Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:18:05 pm
Back on topic, megadokyo assaulted
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spastik on May 07, 2006, 06:19:38 pm

fab-5 with raging drunk monkeys
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Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:20:34 pm
that he collected from gordons
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 06:26:39 pm
underwear. Gordon didn't approve that.
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Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:28:02 pm
But megadokyo had to wonder..
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 06:31:19 pm
Why did Gordon have those
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 06:34:05 pm
drunk monkeys in his underwear?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:34:53 pm
yes, indeed there was questions
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 06:35:16 pm
to be answered by the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:35:40 pm
great god goobazonk, the third
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 06:36:14 pm
of the 00ber goobazonks from
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:37:03 pm
derry, northern ireland. "zipzay zonklolagonk!"
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 06:38:03 pm
said megadokyö, the first goobazonk
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Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 06:51:43 pm
of the long running generation that created god so he could get around to making earth for christs sakes!

umm..

of the long running generation
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Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 07:03:32 pm
and then everyone died LOL
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Post by: MDX on May 07, 2006, 07:14:33 pm
Twas funny, cept when magicman
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 07:24:59 pm
wrote a lame line. So,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 07:27:39 pm
megadokyö decided to kill him.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 07:30:59 pm
And they were happy forever.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 07:38:27 pm
Even those monkeys and the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 07:44:45 pm
great goobazonks, who really are
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 07:47:02 pm
not goobazonks, but creatures called
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 07:50:44 pm
hakkazakkawakkachakkamakkaZ0rZ of D00M. "OMFG!" said
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 07, 2006, 08:04:36 pm
Robert, who pulled out his
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 08:11:56 pm
singing talents to pwn everybody.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 08:41:23 pm
But why they were in
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 08:46:15 pm
between his legs, nobody knew.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 07, 2006, 09:29:40 pm
Super Steve came along to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 09:42:03 pm
tackle the problem, but only
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 09:46:43 pm
Rob himself could do that.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Goshawk on May 07, 2006, 09:51:04 pm
So Steve just watched as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 07, 2006, 09:52:09 pm
potatismos used his name to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 09:55:38 pm
scare people arond and then
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 10:00:26 pm
a large reptile attacked him.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 10:09:21 pm
He survived but he couldn't
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 10:11:41 pm
find his brain afterwards because
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 10:13:40 pm
the reptile has eaten it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 07, 2006, 10:23:22 pm
Unfortunately, the brain was infected
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 07, 2006, 10:34:00 pm
. Super Steve came along to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 07, 2006, 10:46:29 pm
give him a new brain
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 08, 2006, 12:19:55 am
and make passionate love on
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 08, 2006, 02:28:30 am
Everyone who hates potat for bringing in super steve for the TEN MILLIONTH TIME.


..

everyone who hates super steve.

(Btw this topic is going to surpass the "CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE" thread.  Yay. )
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 09:13:26 am
He didn't succeed, though, because
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Niccho on May 08, 2006, 09:22:35 am
His balls were on fire
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 09:30:10 am
and totally soaked in napalm.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: chompy on May 08, 2006, 09:47:48 am
They were not any of

--
not enough lines to type stuff
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Post by: Attil@ on May 08, 2006, 09:54:30 am
those ice-cream cones used to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 10:00:22 am
put ice-cream in, so they
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: chompy on May 08, 2006, 10:01:16 am
used the butt of the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 10:02:17 am
nearby dog to eat ice-cream.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 08, 2006, 10:52:39 am
"omg im so fucking hungover"
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 10:56:00 am
said megadokyö the dog while
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 08, 2006, 10:56:48 am
he barked water down so
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 10:57:54 am
the ninjas would not suspect
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 08, 2006, 10:59:00 am
that he had to go


(bye!, college time)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 11:00:55 am
into a tiny shed to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Trias on May 08, 2006, 12:01:48 pm
sacrifice his tool to Satan.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 12:02:37 pm
Satan didn't want megadokyö's sacrifice

Edit: Post 600!
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Post by: Spastik on May 08, 2006, 02:15:52 pm

,so he spanked the spasticmonkey
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 04:04:46 pm
with a plastic stick and
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Niccho on May 08, 2006, 04:08:30 pm
then he died. The End.


I Pwnd  ;D
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 04:09:48 pm
\* NEW STORY */



Once upon a time there
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 08, 2006, 04:41:24 pm
were three young metalheads who
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 08, 2006, 05:32:40 pm
liked to eat frogs which
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: EizN on May 08, 2006, 05:43:58 pm
tasted like a dead pussy..
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Post by: Lysander on May 08, 2006, 05:49:14 pm
...with no fur, because it
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 07:47:39 pm
was a shaven pussy. Somebody
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 08, 2006, 07:54:55 pm
got fed up and castrated
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 07:55:40 pm
one of the metalheads before
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: EizN on May 08, 2006, 08:04:30 pm
anyone could stop him from improving his vocals
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 08, 2006, 08:05:17 pm
. then a gigantic flying saucer
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 08, 2006, 09:55:04 pm
slammed into their house. [filler]
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 08, 2006, 10:36:16 pm
"Donkey!" cried the old man
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 08, 2006, 11:08:53 pm
as a gigantic probe entered
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 08, 2006, 11:25:02 pm
his donkey. He jumped up
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 09, 2006, 01:34:04 am
to find the proble back.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 09, 2006, 02:26:14 pm
He couldn't find it, though.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 09, 2006, 03:26:01 pm
He did however find a
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Niccho on May 09, 2006, 03:28:10 pm
giant cock which was very
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 09, 2006, 03:31:56 pm
big, long, hard, wide and
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 09, 2006, 04:35:30 pm
sticky. This was because of
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 09, 2006, 04:48:28 pm
the wonderful new invention, lube.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 09, 2006, 06:03:33 pm
The giant cock proceeded to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 09, 2006, 06:04:44 pm
throb and pulsate to the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 09, 2006, 06:39:05 pm
limit of throbbing and pulsating
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 09, 2006, 06:45:52 pm
that could only be described
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 09, 2006, 06:49:53 pm
as a gigantic rabid cow.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 10, 2006, 02:01:38 am
All happening inside the donkey,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 10, 2006, 02:02:56 am
which was getting very annoyed.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 10, 2006, 09:51:44 am
The donkey wondered why he
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 10, 2006, 07:58:27 pm
had been chosen to house
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 10, 2006, 08:00:25 pm
a young, muted little chinchilla
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Attil@ on May 10, 2006, 08:03:00 pm
and an organic chip that
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 10, 2006, 08:06:18 pm
self impodes materialsed by the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2006, 02:24:37 am
fart-vortex mdx created.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 11, 2006, 02:25:36 am
Painfully, the donkey died and
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: harvey danger on May 11, 2006, 02:26:17 am
said \"I love you, Sarah\"
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2006, 02:30:03 am
the monkey (sarah) gave birth to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 11, 2006, 02:58:32 am
the Industrial Revolution of Zambwakistan.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 03:08:55 am
Suddenly, doctor tran appeared to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 11, 2006, 03:11:24 am
sodomize the revolutionary leader, who
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 11, 2006, 03:12:15 am
made us stand on Zanzibar
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2006, 03:13:39 am
and covenant sword-kill some noobs.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 11, 2006, 03:14:56 pm
What\'s going on you nutters?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 03:24:38 pm
said a passing duck, after
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: McLame on May 11, 2006, 03:36:17 pm
getting murdered by a waffle
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 03:47:28 pm
ninja, who secretly liked to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Niccho on May 11, 2006, 04:18:26 pm
make love the end. again.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2006, 04:48:01 pm
(again) some bumraper named niccho was
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 04:58:36 pm
quietly eating a huge, fresh
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2006, 04:59:07 pm
fish. The fish didn't like
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 05:18:02 pm
its socks, so it went
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 05:38:21 pm
on a mission to retrieve
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 11, 2006, 05:52:19 pm
a secret datadisk from the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 05:54:08 pm
datadyne research facility, with hopes
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 11, 2006, 05:55:08 pm
to uncover the truth of
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 11, 2006, 05:59:10 pm
the truth. Yes, there really
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 06:04:14 pm
is such a thing as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 06:15:49 pm
Canadian inferiority, it is prevalent
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 10:58:19 pm
disease among canadians and ducks.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:03:14 pm
Ducks, especially are vulnerable to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 11, 2006, 11:04:30 pm
giant pointed sticks, which are
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:06:40 pm
enchanted to do cold damage
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 11, 2006, 11:09:59 pm
to wild creatures. With explosions.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 11:23:22 pm
Such wild, cold explosions are
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:26:54 pm
a bio-hazard, and must
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 11, 2006, 11:29:53 pm
be contained within 24 hours
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 11:30:26 pm
or applied liberally, whichever is
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 11:33:39 pm
most thesable.
THEN SUDDENLY, A
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:35:27 pm
GORILLA COMES FROM FCSKING NOWHERE
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 11, 2006, 11:40:20 pm
AND FUCKS YOU UP! Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 11:42:03 pm
A gianticly oversized chicken is
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:48:08 pm
FUCKING YOU UP WHILST YOU
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 11:52:01 pm
MILK A COW FOR ITS
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 11, 2006, 11:53:33 pm
VERY JUICY LIQUD THAT TASTES
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 11, 2006, 11:55:40 pm
LIKE BLOOD, FROM AN EMO.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2006, 12:10:10 am
I SLIP INTO THE ABYSS
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 12, 2006, 12:15:36 am
AS THE BLOOD IS SPILT
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2006, 12:16:08 am
I CRY OUT, SAVE ME!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 12, 2006, 12:19:17 am
SAVE ME FROM THIS ABYSS
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 12, 2006, 03:08:42 am
And then everybody died. Horribly.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 12, 2006, 09:51:56 am
And came back to life as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 12, 2006, 11:11:34 am
giant stag beetles with pointy
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 12, 2006, 11:12:33 am
Wii controller pads that swang
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 12, 2006, 03:54:51 pm
mightily through the forest,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 12, 2006, 03:55:54 pm
cutting trees like a lumberjack.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 12, 2006, 04:11:45 pm
Meanwhile in a different world
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 12, 2006, 04:13:45 pm
flying octopus ate moon cheese.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 12, 2006, 05:40:18 pm
Super Steve came along to
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2006, 05:45:00 pm
fuck potatismos up! Oki Kuma
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 12, 2006, 05:52:36 pm
had a great adventure somewhere.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2006, 06:20:27 pm
But there was one, ignorant
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 12, 2006, 06:48:43 pm
dog that wanted to kill
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 12, 2006, 06:52:30 pm
Fiindil, because he is too
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 12, 2006, 07:22:01 pm
cocky for his own damn
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 12, 2006, 07:33:22 pm
cock. Oki Kuma looked up
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2006, 07:35:17 pm
and saw Fiindil wanting Redeemer
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 12, 2006, 07:49:42 pm
from behind. Redeemer didn't like
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 12, 2006, 09:08:02 pm
being wanted. So it exploded!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 12, 2006, 09:08:44 pm
See Fiindil cry. See Fiindil
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 12, 2006, 09:21:26 pm
want cock, so very badly.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 13, 2006, 12:15:30 am
Then everyone went here: http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf

(seriously it's awesome)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 13, 2006, 01:53:03 am
(anybody gonna write this up sometime soon?)

, megadokyo however, made little input.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: ПФББЧ on May 13, 2006, 02:19:45 am
So little input, that everyone
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 13, 2006, 02:29:57 am
exploded into bibles of gord
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: harvey danger on May 13, 2006, 02:55:55 am
leatherbound editions, in fact, so

(http://zombo.com/ more awesomer)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 13, 2006, 05:13:03 am
they all loved jake and

(INOUE CHANNN BOOBIE HEAVEN)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 13, 2006, 11:07:06 am
had a group hug while

(wtf is that http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf ???)

(and wtf is that zombo.com ???)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 13, 2006, 12:25:24 pm
had a group hug while

they were sodomised by the
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 13, 2006, 01:19:01 pm
very evil monster named Fiindil.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 13, 2006, 11:02:20 pm
Fiindil was big and ugly,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: harvey danger on May 13, 2006, 11:33:59 pm
and was covered in herpes.

(Didn't you watch the video? Zombocom is anything you want it to be. The unattainable is unknown at zombocom.)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 14, 2006, 12:46:11 am
Super Steve came along to

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 12:52:38 am
SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 14, 2006, 01:01:37 am
, but was eaten alive by
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 01:04:58 am
Fiindil. The stupid bastard who
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: WereVolvo on May 14, 2006, 01:06:03 am
resurrected him was raped and
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 01:12:27 am
teabagged, by the new moderators.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 03:30:39 am
"true!" said captain. liesabouteverything ...!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 14, 2006, 04:44:59 am
and supersteve got killed once and for FUCKING all.

...

okay so not 5 words but it should do the trick.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 14, 2006, 10:19:10 am
Oki Kuma came along to

(sorry, couldn't resist)

(and I didn't find any movie on zombocom)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 14, 2006, 10:24:49 am
look at the sky as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 14, 2006, 12:45:51 pm
Super Steve came along to

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 14, 2006, 12:59:24 pm
look at the sky as
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 01:05:41 pm
one of the mods banned
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 01:50:11 pm
yall. The end forever. k!

Somebody write it up. seriously i wanna read the story now! NOW! NOW!!!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 14, 2006, 03:13:26 pm
o_O
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 04:16:49 pm
Akakori Edit: Bold text has already been claimed and completed (look for links to downloads further in the thread).

Fine ill do it myself. Been putting this together for 2 hours, i truly am sad. Its still sunday right?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

And now i lay awake... I think this is gay... and my left testicle hurts. So i rise my horse, a lean steed of black... Malevolence as the hairless gibbons who chomp upon my eyeballs and catches A.I.D.S. filler filler. and catches A.I.D.S. filler filler. I saw an eagle in the forest up ahead. It had A.I.D.S. filler filler filler. "Filler" said the small man who fell in a ditch. as he filled another filler. A.I.D.S. filler filler filler duck. "This is fucked up shit," said geoffrey to the baker. "A little girl got killed by a huge illegally constructed Monkeyyy!!! Dr4unken fucked up monkey that played in a band Called "Monkey supremacy" that has only one right testicle so.. Ubfortunately that testicle is drunk so you know--", he said, but his head fell off. Then a giant ant suddenly came.

I ran as fast as the ant did. Eventually a badger gave advice on molecular fuel storage in the atomic Antstation full of drunk ants researching weapons of mass destruction for the purpose of taking The supremacy out of machinae, which is of course impossible. Then they all died again. "Oh, bother" said Pooh, as A.I.D.S. infected him filler womble. The atomic waste ceasted to.. glow, and made many bunnies. Everybody was happy, gay and rolling around in a pit of dead crickets, tar and molten
marshmellows. After eating them all, The glorious adventure finally begins. "Dudududuuum!" the storyteller then said. Right before he exploded, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Nobody could understand how the king of barsenellia had indeed, saved all the green mushrooms with his pulsating.. throbbing Cock. Who`s in the henhouse touching the hens in ways which most would find disturbing.


Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"

"No it doesn't", the crazy MDX was hallucinating once again. He said "I'm not gay" But we all knew that MDX would try something like Running around naked infront of A "<3 polar bears" parade.. with real like polar bears!
while he has some aniseed down his crotch, because it makes the love milk stream in ways I don't wanna think about right now, so we'll move on quickly.

George, the one eared farmer was sitting in his chair, when the Grim Reaper stroked his other ear with the giant thing he had between his eyes. Yes, his humongous nose. That nose had an awful BOOGER hanging out of the left testicle of dreams! Its the most drunk testicle of them all. Super Steve came all over his mother's face while his father looked at Steves moms strange smirk becouse she had burned the chips. "Oh my God", someone cried, "what the fuck is going to happen to my baby?". "NOTHING MOTHERFUNKER!" screamed the throbbing, pulsating life-size half-organic incoherent action to Jake. He rose up from the toilet as the snake attempted to bite his toes off. He didn't like eggs. Super steve came back because he had a quest. A quest to save the group called Machinae Supremacy from being butt-raped by Steven Tyler. And you really don't want that to happen, do you? Steven Tyler loves the butt.

After shooting 5 vending machine technicians, Steve made his way to the taxidermist office where Machinae Supremacy were being offered great deals on dead hampsters. They refused to purchase any of the stuffed fluff and the aliens decided to sell them some b-side muse back to the chamber of monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey! "my gott, was ist das!?!". "Die Mauer!" answered Robert when somebody asked him to play a game? called YER MA! with dice and Robin Williams as the main characters called it, because they were pissed. so very fucking pissed indeed. and indeed so very happy and stoned. Wich leads us! All hail king "Wich"! He cried under the blackened skies as the dragon descended from Jake's arse. He likes to wake up to the silence of a farting gorilla. Now the zebra eats the gorilla. It get indigestion and dies In the pouring rain. Alas!

We continue with Jake. He has callouses on his hands that looked remarkably like a toad with eggs on the Image of the dream he stole from a virgin sparrow, who only existed in shadows. And now for something completely analogous to that time when The pigs came marching in! "Pigeons can carry coconuts", He shouted at a passing crab. who stopped for a moment to think it over before he got dissed by bitchface piemaster. Jake got a beer , threw it at joes ear, and then proceeded to walk to the fridge for another. "i know the reaper! nobullshit!" said alf as he wondered why Lysander changed his name. "Well," said lysander, "I wanted to whip out the cock and change" he said. then, dane cook produced his set and exploded. And exploded again.

downstairs, a green gnome laughed at the explosion. And exploded. soonafter, the entire house followed. On the grassy knole.. stood a giant horrible mutation of love and understanding, named Carrot.. Carrot exploded. Then a random Midget named Jack killed Oprah. many attended the funeral, where Machinae Supremacy played. Nobody knew that Super Steve was invited. as steve, now a terroist, is also a fanatic operah. Steve crashed the funeral party. and the dead ROSE AGAIN. because they were reanimated by Plastic surgeons from hell. That's what i call music! Wii! "Enough is enough" said Steve and fucked the choirboy roughly. The congregation looked on in my post count goes up. The above made no sense, nor did the below, however Sammy did the macarena for shits and giggles upon a turtle, that's right a turtle. im not kidding it was a fucking turtle. Now, about that sandwiche i never mentioned..

Trezker Christ that was a big ass sandwich! Almost as big as your mom! lmaolollerskatesroflcopteromgwtffunnyorwhat, "i just dinged 1000 posts." said the gimp to the synthesizer keyboard, one two three! "Bam bada boo de daaaaaaa" The serfs rejoiced in their serfy little ways, all dancing and penetrating objects with their large pointy carrots. They were watching operah getting buried. Finally judgement day was upon them. Judgement day is all about this time-travelling android who DOESNT KNOW WHY LASERS POSTCOUNT keeps going backwards, but we prosper ever onwards toward our ever larger growing post count. The reward for doing so is probably not worth it. "Let's make the story serious!" Our dashing hero combat rolls taste great with bacon and mouldy cheese. "I think", said Robert, playing with his Wii. He spake: "It is good that I have my Wii!" Super Steve came along to help out with robert's Wii, but it was all slippery so they both ate pie.

<mdx's musical interlude>
SOUND TRACK TO PEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
</mdx's musical interlude>

"Turn that bloody music down!" said robert who was wii'ing. "And get me a beer!" The avid fanboy Talhoffer ran In search of the holy balls of darkness which were Dragonball Z for a while. Super Steve came along to party hard and abuse some tiny beetles under a log. "Oh, no!" Yelled steve. "Somebody please get me a beer!" Super Steve came along to dance the night away on a flying pig who sang a song about an explosion , and not just any explosion, a blue explosion! Suddenly, magicman yiffed a furry, while he was yiffing, a large man. melon melon melon melon waffle was his name, exploded in big yellow and purple chunks of walrus rained all day. as walrus rained, Robert took a thousand penises of deer, put them in a blender and made a magic smoothie for all the local kids. "Yay, yay!" They cried as magicman fucked a goat. Suddenly, someone decided that Torp should have his ass glued to StickyLizard's stomach for ever. But that would only stimulate Magicman's obsessive need for goat-fucking. Super Steve came along to make a magic goat orgy. But he failed, and magicman unleashed his army of grues to yiff the goat. While the yiffing occurs, Our hero is eaten by a grue. The motherfucking grue dies. Permanantly.

It just casted fake-death because grues can never really die. Except that one. Which died.

Whenever grue's die, they multiply. This grue didn't multiply, though. Sadly.

----
Continued below..
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 04:17:11 pm
Akakori Edit: Bold text has already been claimed and completed (look for links to downloads further in the thread).

Continued above for mirror readers..


Two grue's walked into a bar. Here they met an Iranian seal clubber from Iran (?). He was very queer as he raped fab5's guys in the ear, which they really did not enjoy, because they liked that sort of empty ear feeling in their butts. A polar bear came along to them and said: "Die muthafuckahs!" and took out his 8 foot long penis strapped with huge explosives and a picture of Tom Cruise. "GO M:I-IV!" Tom Cruise said. Then Tom Cruise died horribly. But wait! Here comes an Necrophiliac ! He shitrapes tom cruise , which is illegal in Vvardenfell. But then, who else but the guards busted him for possession of skooma. In the house of his Uncle Crassius. Back on topic, megadokyo assaulted fab-5 with raging drunk monkeys that he collected from gordons underwear. Gordon didn't approve that. But megadokyo had to wonder.. Why did Gordon have those drunk monkeys in his underwear? yes, indeed there was questions to be answered by the great god goobazonk, the third of the 00ber goobazonks from derry, northern ireland. "zipzay zonklolagonk!" said megadokyö, the first goobazonk of the long running generation and then everyone died LOL.

Twas funny, cept when magicman wrote a lame line. So, megadokyö decided to kill him. And they were happy forever. Even those monkeys and the great goobazonks, who really are not goobazonks, but creatures called hakkazakkawakkachakkamakkaZ0rZ of D00M. "OMFG!" said Robert, who pulled out his singing talents to pwn everybody. But why they were in between his legs, nobody knew. Super Steve came along to tackle the problem, but only Rob himself could do that. So Steve just watched as potatismos used his name to scare people arond and then a large reptile attacked him. He survived but he couldn't find his brain afterwards because the reptile has eaten it. Unfortunately, the brain was infected. Super Steve came along to give him a new brain and make passionate love on everyone who hates super steve. He didn't succeed, though, because His balls were on fire and totally soaked in napalm. They were not any of those ice-cream cones used to put ice-cream in, so they used the butt of the nearby dog to eat ice-cream. "omg im so fucking hungover" said megadokyö the dog while he barked water down so the ninjas would not suspect that he had to go into a tiny shed to sacrifice his tool to Satan. Satan didn't want megadokyö's sacrifice,so he spanked the spasticmonkey with a plastic stick and then he died. The End.
Once upon a time there were three young metalheads who liked to eat frogs which tasted like a dead pussy.. ...with no fur, because it was a shaven pussy. Somebody got fed up and castrated one of the metalheads before anyone could stop him ----. then a gigantic flying saucer slammed into their house. "Donkey!" cried the old man as a gigantic probe entered his donkey. He jumped up to find the proble back. He couldn't find it, though. He did however find a giant cock which was very big, long, hard, wide and sticky. This was because of the wonderful new invention, lube. The giant cock proceeded to throb and pulsate to the limit of throbbing and pulsating that could only be described as a gigantic rabid cow. All happening inside the donkey, which was getting very annoyed. The donkey wondered why he had been chosen to house a young, muted little chinchilla and an organic chip that self impodes materialsed by the fart-vortex mdx created. Painfully, the donkey died and said "I love you, Sarah". the monkey (sarah) gave birth to the Industrial Revolution of Zambwakistan. Suddenly, doctor tran appeared to sodomize the revolutionary leader, who made us stand on Zanzibar and covenant sword-kill some noobs. "What's going on you nutters?" said a passing duck, after getting murdered by a waffle ninja, who secretly liked to make love. the end. again.

some bumraper named niccho was quietly eating a huge, fresh fish. The fish didn't like its socks, so it went on a mission to retrieve a secret datadisk from the datadyne research facility, with hopes to uncover the truth of the truth. Yes, there really is such a thing as Canadian inferiority, it is prevalent disease among canadians and ducks. Ducks, especially are vulnerable to giant pointed sticks, which are enchanted to do cold damage to wild creatures. With explosions. Such wild, cold explosions are  a bio-hazard, and must be contained within 24 hours or applied liberally, whichever is most thesable.
THEN SUDDENLY, A GORILLA COMES FROM FCSKING NOWHERE AND FUCKS YOU UP! Meanwhile, A gianticly oversized chicken is FUCKING YOU UP WHILST YOU MILK A COW FOR ITS VERY JUICY LIQUD THAT TASTES LIKE BLOOD, FROM AN EMO. I SLIP INTO THE ABYSS AS THE BLOOD IS SPILT I CRY OUT, "SAVE ME! SAVE ME FROM THIS ABYSS" And then everybody died. Horribly. And came back to life as giant stag beetles with pointy Wii controller pads that swang mightily through the forest, cutting trees like a lumberjack.

Meanwhile in a different world flying octopus ate moon cheese. Super Steve came along to fuck potatismos up! Oki Kuma had a great adventure somewhere. But there was one, ignorant dog that wanted to kill Fiindil, because he is too cocky for his own damn cock. Oki Kuma looked up and saw Fiindil wanting Redeemer from behind. Redeemer didn't like being wanted. So it exploded! See Fiindil cry. See Fiindil want cock, so very badly. Then everyone went here: http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf, megadokyo however, made little input. So little input, that everyone exploded into bibles of gord leatherbound editions, in fact, so they all loved jake and had a group hug while they were sodomised by the very evil monster named Fiindil. Fiindil was big and ugly, and was covered in herpes. Super Steve came along to SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY, but was eaten alive by Fiindil. The stupid bastard who resurrected him was raped and teabagged, by the new moderators. "true!" said captain. liesabouteverything ...! Oki Kuma came along to look at the sky as Super Steve came along to look at the sky as one of the mods banned yall. The end forever. k!

(Steve was brutually murdered and sold off at the end of this story. No more coming along for him. Maybe Oki Kuma)

by megadokyo. :P i kid. by the forum!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 04:45:10 pm
Get a hobby :P


So, which publisher gets first refusal on this masterpiece of creative writing skillz?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 14, 2006, 05:00:08 pm
That should SO be made into a feature-length film.
OR, i could make a bigass flash animation..
..The choices!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 14, 2006, 07:38:13 pm
Damn, quite amazing story. Really.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 07:59:59 pm
I agree :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 14, 2006, 09:55:31 pm
LOL some parts were totally fucked up and awesome !

On a side note :

them all. Super Steve came
eggs. Super steve came back
that Super Steve was invited.
Super Steve came along to

Super Steve came along to

Super Steve came along to
Super Steve came along to
Super Steve came along to
Super Steve came along to
. Super Steve came along to
Super Steve came along to

Super Steve came along to

Super Steve came along to






---

Everyone who hates potat for bringing in super steve for the TEN MILLIONTH TIME.


..

everyone who hates super steve.

(Btw this topic is going to surpass the "CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE" thread.  Yay. )

and supersteve got killed once and for FUCKING all.

...

okay so not 5 words but it should do the trick.

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 14, 2006, 09:56:31 pm
13 mentions?

Too far.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 14, 2006, 09:58:35 pm
Does super steve have a sister? Like, super sally?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 10:30:38 pm
Too far is right, it stopped being funny after the 2nd one.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 14, 2006, 11:01:40 pm
Maybe he's the brother of the gianna sisters.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 14, 2006, 11:38:37 pm
S**** S**** c*** a**** t*


BAN ME!!!!!  I DARE YOU!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 14, 2006, 11:41:14 pm
oh ok! no.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: chompy on May 15, 2006, 09:05:57 am
From the maker of winterpie. NEXT comes

....
...
..

super sally

snakes on a plane Muther Fucker!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 15, 2006, 10:56:13 am
That was indeed a very good story.

We are good story-writers here at the Machinae Supremacy forums.

If we publish that story as a book, we will surpass even Dan Brown, J. K. Rowling, and Tolkien in amount of sold books.

Edit: Omfg, post 666. I r teh devilz0rz.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 12:01:31 pm
From the maker of winterpie. NEXT comes

....
...
..

super sally

snakes on a plane Muther Fucker!

Replacing Samuel Jackson with Megadokyo... JACKSON!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 02:26:26 pm
Seriously. If anybody records a very long soundfile of them narrating the story I'll be happy to animate it (coughrad). :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 15, 2006, 03:21:42 pm
If somebody's going to record that story you can count me in for some minor part in it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 15, 2006, 03:55:04 pm
That should SO be made into a feature-length film.
OR, i could make a bigass flash animation..
..The choices!

DO IT!

now
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 15, 2006, 04:09:23 pm
That should SO be made into a feature-length film.
OR, i could make a bigass flash animation..
..The choices!

DO IT!

now

Yes, that could indeed become a succesful feature-length film.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2006, 04:33:05 pm
Crap i didn't even notice when i blew 4k ..


Rad travolta ?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 05:26:00 pm
DO IT!

now

Need a soundfile of the entire thing before i even think about starting. :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 15, 2006, 05:28:50 pm
lol i can narate it on microsoft audio recorder :D
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 05:30:51 pm
If everyone narrates a part each, that'd be cool.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 15, 2006, 05:31:55 pm
Shotgun page X!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 05:32:39 pm
o_O
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 15, 2006, 05:34:17 pm
X = a page i have yet to find that has cool/funny/serious bits in it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 05:52:02 pm
I seeeeee.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2006, 06:25:14 pm
I can redo the end paragraph, like last time.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2006, 07:32:50 pm
Seriously. If anybody records a very long soundfile of them narrating the story I'll be happy to animate it (coughrad). :P
whoops. allrite, ima record it..

STAND BY
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2006, 07:38:21 pm
RAD AND I SHOULD SING IT

Edit: I take the last paragraph
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 15, 2006, 08:12:11 pm
I'll take the third paragraph. The "Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"" one...

If that's not good enough I can just take the first paragraph.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2006, 08:41:22 pm
I do the second for sure.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 09:08:17 pm
i want something big. ill take anything.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 15, 2006, 09:20:57 pm
zomg, this is internet history in the making. Best flash animation ever. Right up there with soundovision, weebl, david firth and andrew kepple.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2006, 09:22:11 pm
i want something big. ill take anything.
You can have the third alinea
Quote
Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"

because it was YOU who fucked it up :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 09:27:24 pm
ha. no. im taking much more than that, infact that was a good line, much better than "then super steve came a--zzzZZZZZZZZzz"
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2006, 09:28:52 pm
heh, just kiddin though, pick a line  (2 and 1 are taken i believe)

how about the Mdx alinea (4)

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 09:32:31 pm
lines? dudes, we're splitting this by paragraphs, a line each will infact take forever, and considering i wrote the entire thing out to make read worthy, i claim the first claim. which ill decide after i record some music.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 09:45:41 pm
Let's not all get worked up about this. Everyone will have a part they'll like. :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 09:56:00 pm
NOPE im doing it all now, see youve pushed it too far.

no, no.. NO DONT TOUCH ME, lemmealone.. GEt oFF! *sniff*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 10:00:47 pm
*Pats MDX*
There, there. It's gonna be alright.
*Offers haribo*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 10:03:08 pm
cola bottles.. *sniff* ..m'kay. *munch*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 15, 2006, 10:05:54 pm
So who will take which paragraph?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 10:13:47 pm
cola bottles.. *sniff* ..m'kay. *munch*

Cola bottles ftw. :)
Sticky: I dunno. It's up to everyone involved i guess.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 15, 2006, 10:18:52 pm
Trezker Christ that was a big ass sandwich! Almost as big as your mom! lmaolollerskatesroflcopteromgwtffunnyorwhat, "i just dinged 1000 posts." said the gimp to the synthesizer keyboard, one two three! "Bam bada boo de daaaaaaa" The serfs rejoiced in their serfy little ways, all dancing and penetrating objects with their large pointy carrots. They were watching operah getting buried. Finally judgement day was upon them. Judgement day is all about this time-travelling android who DOESNT KNOW WHY LASERS POSTCOUNT keeps going backwards, but we prosper ever onwards toward our ever larger growing post count. The reward for doing so is probably not worth it. "Let's make the story serious!" Our dashing hero combat rolls taste great with bacon and mouldy cheese. "I think", said Robert, playing with his Wii. He spake: "It is good that I have my Wii!" Super Steve came along to help out with robert's Wii, but it was all slippery so they both ate pie.

Quote
<mdx's musical interlude>
SOUND TRACK TO PEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
</mdx's musical interlude>

"Turn that bloody music down!" said robert who was wii'ing. "And get me a beer!" The avid fanboy Talhoffer ran In search of the holy balls of darkness which were Dragonball Z for a while. Super Steve came along to party hard and abuse some tiny beetles under a log. "Oh, no!" Yelled steve. "Somebody please get me a beer!" Super Steve came along to dance the night away on a flying pig who sang a song about an explosion , and not just any explosion, a blue explosion! Suddenly, magicman yiffed a furry, while he was yiffing, a large man. melon melon melon melon waffle was his name, exploded in big yellow and purple chunks of walrus rained all day. as walrus rained, Robert took a thousand penises of deer, put them in a blender and made a magic smoothie for all the local kids. "Yay, yay!" They cried as magicman fucked a goat. Suddenly, someone decided that Torp should have his ass glued to StickyLizard's stomach for ever. But that would only stimulate Magicman's obsessive need for goat-fucking. Super Steve came along to make a magic goat orgy. But he failed, and magicman unleashed his army of grues to yiff the goat. While the yiffing occurs, Our hero is eaten by a grue. The motherfucking grue dies. Permanantly.

It just casted fake-death because grues can never really die. Except that one. Which died.

Whenever grue's die, they multiply. This grue didn't multiply, though. Sadly.

mine. as i have an idea for the beginnining of it ;)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2006, 11:01:15 pm
Just so we clear, by last paragraph, I really do mean, LAST PARAGRAPH AND FEW LINES AFTERWARDS

Quote
Meanwhile in a different world flying octopus ate moon cheese. Super Steve came along to fuck potatismos up! Oki Kuma had a great adventure somewhere. But there was one, ignorant dog that wanted to kill Fiindil, because he is too cocky for his own damn cock. Oki Kuma looked up and saw Fiindil wanting Redeemer from behind. Redeemer didn't like being wanted. So it exploded! See Fiindil cry. See Fiindil want cock, so very badly. Then everyone went here: http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf, megadokyo however, made little input. So little input, that everyone exploded into bibles of gord leatherbound editions, in fact, so they all loved jake and had a group hug while they were sodomised by the very evil monster named Fiindil. Fiindil was big and ugly, and was covered in herpes. Super Steve came along to SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY, but was eaten alive by Fiindil. The stupid bastard who resurrected him was raped and teabagged, by the new moderators. "true!" said captain. liesabouteverything ...! Oki Kuma came along to look at the sky as Super Steve came along to look at the sky as one of the mods banned yall. The end forever. k!

(Steve was brutually murdered and sold off at the end of this story. No more coming along for him. Maybe Oki Kuma)

by megadokyo. I kid. by the forum!

In fact, I shall record the first draft now!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 11:08:38 pm
And send it to me shortly after!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2006, 11:17:09 pm
Sure, why not?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 15, 2006, 11:18:44 pm
Woo. Send it over on MSN whenever.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 15, 2006, 11:32:24 pm
STOP BEING SLOW, MINE'S ALREADY DONE.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Trias on May 15, 2006, 11:42:00 pm
though it *would* be a challange if everyone read his/her 5 word samples only  :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2006, 12:35:04 am
lines? dudes, we're splitting this by paragraphs, a line each will infact take forever, and considering i wrote the entire thing out to make read worthy, i claim the first claim. which ill decide after i record some music.
typo, thats meant to be paragraphs LOL

i pick paragraph 2.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 16, 2006, 12:45:22 am
though it *would* be a challange if everyone read his/her 5 word samples only  :P

i like that way better.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 01:16:03 am
Thatd be cool/impossible.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2006, 01:20:27 am
Strage how often those two words come together.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 16, 2006, 01:22:44 am
http://isaiah.glatz.com/temp/Radicz0r_-_Chapter_Two.mp3

YAY !!

I ran as fast as the ant did. Eventually a badger gave advice on molecular fuel storage in the

atomic Antstation full of drunk ants researching weapons of mass destruction for the purpose of

taking The supremacy out of machinae, which is of course impossible. Then they all died again.

"Oh, bother" said Pooh, as A.I.D.S. infected him filler womble. The atomic waste ceasted to..

glow, and made many bunnies. Everybody was happy, gay and rolling around in a pit of dead

crickets, tar and molten
marshmellows. After eating them all, The glorious adventure finally begins. "Dudududuuum!" the

storyteller then said.

Right before he exploded, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Nobody could understand how the king of barsenellia had indeed, saved all the green mushrooms

with his pulsating.. throbbing Cock. Who`s in the henhouse touching the hens in ways which most

would find disturbing.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Turtle on May 16, 2006, 01:24:01 am
/me is impressed

This should be published. I'd buy it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 16, 2006, 01:41:41 am
Audio tapes for all!!

Uhh, I mean CDs!

Umm, tapes rocked. RIP.

EDIT: Hmm, can I take a portion of the story? If so, which part? Do I even have recording software? Find out next time on...
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 02:32:10 am
I clicked it and it began to play, i dont even know where on my pc.. it just began to play.

btw rad thats original, im stealing your idea if comedy fails me.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 16, 2006, 02:34:03 am
I want to take a piece of it too!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 16, 2006, 09:46:56 am
Get a MICROPHONE, then. :)

If this is to be animated, I'll need everyones part in asap, in order so i don't get mixed up.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 10:44:32 am
Oh em ef gee, that was hillariously funny, Rad.

I think I'm gonna record the first part when I get home this afternoon.

Edit: On the other hand, I've got plenty of time now, so I'll record it now.

Edit2: Here (http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload1/StickyLizard_-_Part_one.rar) it is. (I had to rar-ify it to upload it)

And now i lay awake... I think this is gay... and my left testicle hurts. So i rise my horse, a lean steed of black... Malevolence as the hairless gibbons who chomp upon my eyeballs and catches A.I.D.S. filler filler. and catches A.I.D.S. filler filler. I saw an eagle in the forest up ahead. It had A.I.D.S. filler filler filler. "Filler" said the small man who fell in a ditch. as he filled another filler. A.I.D.S. filler filler filler duck. "This is fucked up shit," said geoffrey to the baker. "A little girl got killed by a huge illegally constructed Monkeyyy!!! Dr4unken fucked up monkey that played in a band Called "Monkey supremacy" that has only one right testicle so.. Ubfortunately that testicle is drunk so you know--", he said, but his head fell off. Then a giant ant suddenly came.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 16, 2006, 11:19:12 am
Omfg i can't stop laughing. This isn't supposed to happen at work  :o
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 11:20:39 am
lol.. this is indeed fun.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 11:21:53 am
So, when everybody has recorded their parts, will you make them all into one big soundfile, Lysix?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 16, 2006, 11:23:06 am
Gah, can't open .rar's at work  :(
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 11:24:56 am
I can make it a .zip for you. Is that better?

Edit: Zippyfied for your pleasure (http://files.upl.silentwhisper.net/upload2/StickyLizard_-_Part_one.zip)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 16, 2006, 11:33:27 am
Wheeeeee thanks. Sounds great :D Can't wait to hear the whole story.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 11:34:21 am
No problem.

And thanks :)

Edit: Okay, for no reason whatsoever I decided to record the entire story (just read it while recording it, so no funny bits and stuff). This has of course no purpose since everybody still has to read their parts and everything. I just thought I'd mention how crazy I am.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 16, 2006, 01:59:37 pm
What chapters are available for us to dub? :) I got a couple of ideas.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 16, 2006, 05:35:48 pm
Once everyone decides their parts and records them, i'll download everything and start animating.
Rad: Awesome piece there. :)

So, when everybody has recorded their parts, will you make them all into one big soundfile, Lysix?

Yeah. That way, we'll have two pieces of art (lololol) to behold. A god awful animated piece of crap, and an audiofile soon to be on EVERYBODIES mp3 player!

EDIT: Something i made a few years ago (i was 14). Crap but hey, it's a showacase of what I'm kinda able to do.
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/210721
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 07:01:26 pm
Haha, those battlebots are funny!

That animated five-word story is so going to rawk.

(and it will probably be very long, since the recording I made of the entire thing was almost 20 minutes)

Aaand editness: post 700
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2006, 07:18:36 pm
StickyLizard's voice, for some unknown reason, made me think of Doctor Who...
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 07:20:51 pm
Who?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 16, 2006, 07:52:37 pm
How old is that joke? Or are you serious?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 07:56:18 pm
Me? I'm serious.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2006, 07:58:00 pm
Go watch some series of Doctor Who now. Preferably any with Tom Baker or McCoy, although the new series works just as well.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Niccho on May 16, 2006, 07:58:35 pm
hmm this got a bit offtopic?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 07:59:41 pm
Go watch some series of Doctor Who now.

Where can I do that?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 16, 2006, 08:01:46 pm
Take a look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/
Although its the new series, not the retro stuff.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 16, 2006, 10:23:25 pm
Never watched the old shows. Though I like David Tennant better than Christopher Eccleston. He also dresses better.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 10:27:52 pm
BACK on topic.

i have done my bit. its so horrifylingly stupid youll cry.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 16, 2006, 10:56:37 pm
Whoo, that's, what, four parts already done?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 11:33:41 pm
Trezker Christ that was a big ass sandwich! Almost as big as your mom! lmaolollerskatesroflcopteromgwtffunnyorwhat, "i just dinged 1000 posts." said the gimp to the synthesizer keyboard, one two three! "Bam bada boo de daaaaaaa" The serfs rejoiced in their serfy little ways, all dancing and penetrating objects with their large pointy carrots. They were watching operah getting buried. Finally judgement day was upon them. Judgement day is all about this time-travelling android who DOESNT KNOW WHY LASERS POSTCOUNT keeps going backwards, but we prosper ever onwards toward our ever larger growing post count. The reward for doing so is probably not worth it. "Let's make the story serious!" Our dashing hero combat rolls taste great with bacon and mouldy cheese. "I think", said Robert, playing with his Wii. He spake: "It is good that I have my Wii!" Super Steve came along to help out with robert's Wii, but it was all slippery so they both ate pie.

Quote
<mdx's musical interlude>
SOUND TRACK TO PEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
</mdx's musical interlude>

"Turn that bloody music down!" said robert who was wii'ing. "And get me a beer!" The avid fanboy Talhoffer ran In search of the holy balls of darkness which were Dragonball Z for a while. Super Steve came along to party hard and abuse some tiny beetles under a log. "Oh, no!" Yelled steve. "Somebody please get me a beer!" Super Steve came along to dance the night away on a flying pig who sang a song about an explosion , and not just any explosion, a blue explosion! Suddenly, magicman yiffed a furry, while he was yiffing, a large man. melon melon melon melon waffle was his name, exploded in big yellow and purple chunks of walrus rained all day. as walrus rained, Robert took a thousand penises of deer, put them in a blender and made a magic smoothie for all the local kids. "Yay, yay!" They cried as magicman fucked a goat. Suddenly, someone decided that Torp should have his ass glued to StickyLizard's stomach for ever. But that would only stimulate Magicman's obsessive need for goat-fucking. Super Steve came along to make a magic goat orgy. But he failed, and magicman unleashed his army of grues to yiff the goat. While the yiffing occurs, Our hero is eaten by a grue. The motherfucking grue dies. Permanantly.

It just casted fake-death because grues can never really die. Except that one. Which died.

Whenever grue's die, they multiply. This grue didn't multiply, though. Sadly.

mine. as i have an idea for the beginnining of it ;)

double posting? what double posting? (deletes other post)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A8XFLWPE
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2006, 11:48:45 pm
Holy.Fucking.Shit

I think I may need to rerecord. At least, to replace the monotony.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 11:49:15 pm
aye im really hyper.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2006, 11:50:11 pm
Hmm, if I wasn't hideously lame, I would include some form of sound effects, if they could fit anywhere. Looks like I picked the most featureless part :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 16, 2006, 11:51:10 pm
its handy to have a synth near by :)

EDIT: are you implying im lame?.. O_O
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 16, 2006, 11:57:05 pm
No, you just have too much free time.

Also, I am re-recording, to remove monotony.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 17, 2006, 12:20:52 am
Rad, Sticky, MDX, I love you.

Keep it up guys!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 17, 2006, 11:06:32 am
BUMP

spanks laser, dont let this thread fall to the ashes!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 17, 2006, 11:07:46 am
DON'T LET THIS THREAD TOUCH THE FLOOR! It will disappear into the abyss!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 17, 2006, 03:11:33 pm
More soundfiles. I demand it!

DON\'T LET THIS THREAD TOUCH THE FLOOR! It will disappear into the abyss!

OMG Kiddy D&D boardgame physics in operation! Whatever shall we do?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 17, 2006, 04:11:42 pm
O
M
G

You are fucking crazy MDX.

I was literally rofl'ing while listening to that chapter you recorded.

I vote for that chapter as the best chapter.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 17, 2006, 04:44:23 pm
*wipes the tears from his eyes* I had to pretend i was being attacked by hayfever and not laughing my fucking ass off whilst crying listening to that at work.

DAMN YOU! You did nearly everything i was gona do if i got ahold of a chapter!

But you knwo what? it's ok.

Cause you fucking nailed it :D gg 110% wp
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 17, 2006, 05:29:03 pm
HAHAHAHAHA Jezus christ mdx, you sound like a insane drug addict !!

Also sidstyler awesomely preformed  :D
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 17, 2006, 06:28:05 pm
Hence my re-recording.

No, it will not be able to touch that. I just want to remove the dull monotony of my one.

Also, I need to be able to pronounce 'cheese' I am seemingly incapable of doing so
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 17, 2006, 06:29:41 pm
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 17, 2006, 06:37:36 pm
No, I just kinda mumble 'Meanwhile, flying octopus ate moon cheese' and it sounds really quite fucking lame.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 17, 2006, 07:34:28 pm
Trezker Christ that was a big ass sandwich! Almost as big as your mom! lmaolollerskatesroflcopteromgwtffunnyorwhat, "i just dinged 1000 posts." said the gimp to the synthesizer keyboard, one two three! "Bam bada boo de daaaaaaa" The serfs rejoiced in their serfy little ways, all dancing and penetrating objects with their large pointy carrots. They were watching operah getting buried. Finally judgement day was upon them. Judgement day is all about this time-travelling android who DOESNT KNOW WHY LASERS POSTCOUNT keeps going backwards, but we prosper ever onwards toward our ever larger growing post count. The reward for doing so is probably not worth it. "Let's make the story serious!" Our dashing hero combat rolls taste great with bacon and mouldy cheese. "I think", said Robert, playing with his Wii. He spake: "It is good that I have my Wii!" Super Steve came along to help out with robert's Wii, but it was all slippery so they both ate pie.

Quote
<mdx's musical interlude>
SOUND TRACK TO PEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
</mdx's musical interlude>

"Turn that bloody music down!" said robert who was wii'ing. "And get me a beer!" The avid fanboy Talhoffer ran In search of the holy balls of darkness which were Dragonball Z for a while. Super Steve came along to party hard and abuse some tiny beetles under a log. "Oh, no!" Yelled steve. "Somebody please get me a beer!" Super Steve came along to dance the night away on a flying pig who sang a song about an explosion , and not just any explosion, a blue explosion! Suddenly, magicman yiffed a furry, while he was yiffing, a large man. melon melon melon melon waffle was his name, exploded in big yellow and purple chunks of walrus rained all day. as walrus rained, Robert took a thousand penises of deer, put them in a blender and made a magic smoothie for all the local kids. "Yay, yay!" They cried as magicman fucked a goat. Suddenly, someone decided that Torp should have his ass glued to StickyLizard's stomach for ever. But that would only stimulate Magicman's obsessive need for goat-fucking. Super Steve came along to make a magic goat orgy. But he failed, and magicman unleashed his army of grues to yiff the goat. While the yiffing occurs, Our hero is eaten by a grue. The motherfucking grue dies. Permanantly.

It just casted fake-death because grues can never really die. Except that one. Which died.

Whenever grue's die, they multiply. This grue didn't multiply, though. Sadly.

mine. as i have an idea for the beginnining of it ;)

double posting? what double posting? (deletes other post)

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=A8XFLWPE

rofl
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 18, 2006, 03:41:12 am
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

Seriously, cheese is the un-random mans word for randomness.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 18, 2006, 04:06:50 am
That and monkey.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on May 18, 2006, 04:59:08 am
mine is "flamingo."





nobody is random and people need to stop being so proud that they are.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 18, 2006, 05:01:42 am
what

I am totally random!!!

LIGHTSWITCH RAVE XD

MONKEY CHEESE UNDERWEAR DRAWER SNIFFER GEORGE BUSH HEDGE TRIMMER XDDDDD
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 18, 2006, 05:55:44 am
ALLRITE MAWFACKA
MY EYELIDS ARE LEAD
SOON SLEEP OR IM DEAD
NO MORE LETTERS TO SEND
ENOUGH SAID
I R GOIN TO BED
NO MORE LAME CHAT
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 18, 2006, 10:57:24 am
Glad you guys liked =)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 18, 2006, 11:01:44 am
What audio editting software do you use to record the sounds? i want to shotgun this

Quote from: Forumers
Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"

"No it doesn't", the crazy MDX was hallucinating once again. He said "I'm not gay" But we all knew that MDX would try something like Running around naked infront of A "<3 polar bears" parade.. with real like polar bears!
while he has some aniseed down his crotch, because it makes the love milk stream in ways I don't wanna think about right now, so we'll move on quickly.

Cause i don' think its taken.

MDX, you have too much time on your hands, redo the big story and bold the bits already done.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 18, 2006, 02:37:46 pm
nnnnah. somebody else can, i wrote it out.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 18, 2006, 05:47:09 pm
+1 MDX karma for that awesome chapter.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: potatismos on May 18, 2006, 08:48:31 pm
10 - karma to all of you cause i hate karma so much
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 18, 2006, 08:59:06 pm
I win!

Radicz0r is the first person to experience negative karma.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 18, 2006, 09:05:20 pm
I win!

Radicz0r is the first person to experience negative karma.

Congrats, you beat Rad. Are you happy?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 18, 2006, 09:06:55 pm
I am never happy.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 18, 2006, 09:32:26 pm
Radicz0r is the first person to experience negative karma.

Actually not, I saw some new guy with a huuuge avatar who had -5 karma. Don't remember what thread I saw him in, though.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 18, 2006, 11:28:32 pm
>_<
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: EizN on May 18, 2006, 11:49:48 pm
... and then he got fat
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 19, 2006, 01:00:30 am
(>_<)


.. ?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: harvey danger on May 19, 2006, 03:35:53 am
... and then he got fat

Where does this add on to?  ???

ALLRITE MAWFACKA
MY EYELIDS ARE LEAD
SOON SLEEP OR IM DEAD
NO MORE LETTERS TO SEND
ENOUGH SAID
I R GOIN TO BED
NO MORE LAME CHAT


Spoken like a true poet.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 19, 2006, 11:24:14 pm
Final version of my section. Personally, I'm quite happy with it. Far better than my original, as I'm sure Lysander and Rad will agree.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=CC453D5E2ED67939
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 20, 2006, 04:52:46 am
Rad and I have also shotgunned the penultimate paragraph.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 20, 2006, 07:13:43 am
uh

i'm supposed to download it and host it

but rapidshare is hating me

also i lost the link, it is in my msn logs but ima not look for it now
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 20, 2006, 11:01:59 am
I've editted MDX's compilation of the story on page 33. Text in bold has already been done by MDX, Rad, Sticky and Fiin.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: EizN on May 22, 2006, 07:58:47 pm
Everybody is just walking away from the topic.... thats why i wrote that.. anyway. LORDI OWNS THE WORLD. thats five words for ya ;:)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 22, 2006, 07:59:31 pm
Everybody is just walking away from the topic.

Because we finished.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 08:00:32 pm
Everybody is just walking away from the topic.

Because we finished.

And we are recording the story so that Lysix can make a flash animation of it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 22, 2006, 08:06:22 pm
Everybody is just walking away from the topic.

Because we finished.

And we are recording the story so that Lysix can make a flash animation of it.

But... well... we're not. Or so it seems... someone upload another part already!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 08:08:15 pm
Yeah, seems that people have lost interest...

Speaking of which, have you recorded a part?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 22, 2006, 08:08:28 pm
Rad and I have already done 1.5 paragraphs each.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 08:09:06 pm
We want others to do some too.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 22, 2006, 08:23:14 pm
I want/need recording software :/
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 22, 2006, 08:25:18 pm
I want/need recording software :/

Try Audacity or Goldwave. Either of them work well and take up little HDD space
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 09:01:04 pm
Or Windows sound recorder?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 22, 2006, 09:02:15 pm
that ojnly records 60 seconds of audio
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 09:04:44 pm
that ojnly records 60 seconds of audio

After which you can record 60 seconds more. After which you can then record further 60 seconds and so on. I have a soundfile that I have recorded with it and it is 17 minutes.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 22, 2006, 09:13:05 pm
That would be 17 sound files, to make it one file you would merge it with some program such as Audacity or Goldwave.

How about that.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 09:16:57 pm
Nothing about that except that it is and has always been 1 soundfile. After having recorded the first 60 seconds you just press the record button again and it gives you 60 more seconds. Simple ;)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 22, 2006, 09:20:11 pm
Nothing about that except that it is and has always been 1 soundfile. After having recorded the first 60 seconds you just press the record button again and it gives you 60 more seconds. Simple ;)

But thats stupid if you talk continuously for more than a minute.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 22, 2006, 09:20:56 pm
I know.

But it's good enough for me.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 23, 2006, 01:37:02 am
record 1 sec - 60 secs in windows sound recorder.
then decrease the speed of the recording, which doubles the time to 120, then 240, etc etc, then put it back to the start, *the meter* and hit record, you have as much time as you need to record. its how i made the iji stuff believe it or not :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 23, 2006, 01:47:27 am
record 1 sec - 60 secs in windows sound recorder.
then decrease the speed of the recording, which doubles the time to 120, then 240, etc etc, then put it back to the start, *the meter* and hit record, you have as much time as you need to record. its how i made the iji stuff believe it or not :)

Creepy...And here I thought you actually had a program.

You crushed my dreams MDX, you crushed them good.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 23, 2006, 01:54:48 am
record 1 sec - 60 secs in windows sound recorder.
then decrease the speed of the recording, which doubles the time to 120, then 240, etc etc, then put it back to the start, *the meter* and hit record, you have as much time as you need to record. its how i made the iji stuff believe it or not :)
+1 for leet hax
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 23, 2006, 11:02:32 am
Quote
Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"

"No it doesn't", the crazy MDX was hallucinating once again. He said "I'm not gay" But we all knew that MDX would try something like Running around naked infront of A "<3 polar bears" parade.. with real like polar bears!
while he has some aniseed down his crotch, because it makes the love milk stream in ways I don't wanna think about right now, so we'll move on quickly.

Has been shotgunned. Once i download some software.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 23, 2006, 12:19:43 pm
record 1 sec - 60 secs in windows sound recorder.
then decrease the speed of the recording, which doubles the time to 120, then 240, etc etc, then put it back to the start, *the meter* and hit record, you have as much time as you need to record. its how i made the iji stuff believe it or not :)

Creepy...And here I thought you actually had a program.

You crushed my dreams MDX, you crushed them good.

Nay, i used audacity now. back then i used windows sound recorder. the harder times. times now, not so hard,...

BUT STILL HARD!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 23, 2006, 02:01:21 pm
Ahh, the good old days of no decent software...Feels just like last year..
Oh, wait. It was!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 23, 2006, 02:04:28 pm
/me performs gasp!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 23, 2006, 02:07:33 pm
Teeeeechhhhhhhhhhnologeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: EizN on May 23, 2006, 02:54:16 pm
oh i see... damn i wanted the dude to become fat :D
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 23, 2006, 08:47:59 pm
WHAT'S THIS?! AND EMOTICON WAR?!

IN ALL CAPS?!


 :) :D ;) ;D :( >:( 8) :o ??? ::) :P :-X :-[ :-\ :'( :-*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 23, 2006, 09:14:35 pm
I just clicked on reply to see if the emoticons in your post are in the same order as the buttons on the reply page. They are not. I suspect a hidden meaning.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 23, 2006, 09:15:30 pm
I just clicked on reply to see if the emoticons in your post are in the same order as the buttons on the reply page. They are not. I suspect a hidden meaning.

I knew someone would think that so I fucked with the order!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 23, 2006, 09:18:57 pm
Devious.

You win this round, BUT I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET, NEXT TIME MUAHAHAHAHA...
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 23, 2006, 09:45:10 pm
It's a code! SpeedD wants to tell us something... secret!!1
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 23, 2006, 09:46:16 pm
Maybe this is what he's trying to tell us:

:) :D ;) ;D :( >:( 8) :o ??? ::) :P :-X :-[ :-\ :'( :-*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 23, 2006, 09:47:51 pm
someone get Robert Langdon!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 23, 2006, 09:48:34 pm
someone get Robert Langdon!

Or Robert Stjärnström!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 23, 2006, 09:50:37 pm
ROBERTS UNITE!

Tweedjacket...

...SID-Power!

*animated transformation sequence*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 23, 2006, 09:52:16 pm
ROBERTS UNITE!

Tweedjacket...

...SID-Power!

*animated transformation sequence*

Dududubdududum, it's Robert LangströmTM!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 23, 2006, 09:59:56 pm
Insert hilarious Pippi Långstrump song parody here.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on May 23, 2006, 10:11:30 pm
*insert a random guy smashing a Pippi Långstrump parody here*
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 24, 2006, 11:20:06 am
sooo if nobody else is gonna do paragraphs i might take another.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 24, 2006, 11:45:54 am
:) :D ;) ;D :( >:( 8) :o ??? ::) :P :-X :-[ :-\ :'( :-*

SpeedD come in looking all happy (:)) when suddenly, he saw something AMAZING and got a big smile on his face (:D). It was a beautiful woman so he gave her a quick wink (;)). Much to his enjoyment, she gave him a wink back too. SpeedD grinned widly (;D). On closer examination of the woman he realised she was about 96 and SpeedD was sad (:(). So sad he even became mad (>:(), whiped out an AK47 and blew her away. He put his "Mr Cool" glasses (8)) on and bagan to walk off. BUT THEN the old woman got back up. SpeedD turned around and dropped his jaw in amazement (:o). He couldn't understand what was going on?! (???) Then it hit him, he bonks his own noggin (::)) and said "Doh! Your a warlock arn't you?! OF FUCKING COURSE! Fucking overpowered" (:P) and was quickly silenced. SpeedD got silenced (:-X), the Warlock about ready to WTFPWN him at the age of 96 (:-[). Sadnes turned to fustraction at the HP the warlock had (:-\). Then crying as he lost nearly a whole HP bar in one shadowbolt (:'() and finally seduction by the succibus (:-*). The end.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 24, 2006, 02:25:51 pm
Lol.

Who is blushing and why?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 24, 2006, 03:17:53 pm
+1!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Spunky on May 24, 2006, 03:25:06 pm
SpeedD is embarrased cause he got wtfpwned by a granny!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on May 24, 2006, 05:25:47 pm
Your granny, to be precise!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 24, 2006, 08:33:21 pm
http://www.grannyplayground.com/www1/index.html
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 24, 2006, 08:37:23 pm
http://www.grannyplayground.com/www1/index.html


I hate you. So very, very much.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on May 25, 2006, 02:01:12 am
SpeedD is embarrased cause he got wtfpwned by a granny!

...SHE SAID SHE WAS 76!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 25, 2006, 07:28:56 am
http://www.grannyplayground.com/www1/index.html


I hate you. So very, very much.
:D
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on May 25, 2006, 10:57:29 am
we gonna do more sound files here or what??
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 25, 2006, 11:06:15 am
Quote
Two grue's walked into a bar. Here they met an Iranian seal clubber from Iran (?). He was very queer as he raped fab5's guys in the ear, which they really did not enjoy, because they liked that sort of empty ear feeling in their butts. A polar bear came along to them and said: "Die muthafuckahs!" and took out his 8 foot long penis strapped with huge explosives and a picture of Tom Cruise. "GO M:I-IV!" Tom Cruise said. Then Tom Cruise died horribly. But wait! Here comes an Necrophiliac ! He shitrapes tom cruise , which is illegal in Vvardenfell. But then, who else but the guards busted him for possession of skooma. In the house of his Uncle Crassius. Back on topic, megadokyo assaulted fab-5 with raging drunk monkeys that he collected from gordons underwear. Gordon didn't approve that. But megadokyo had to wonder.. Why did Gordon have those drunk monkeys in his underwear? yes, indeed there was questions to be answered by the great god goobazonk, the third of the 00ber goobazonks from derry, northern ireland. "zipzay zonklolagonk!" said megadokyö, the first goobazonk of the long running generation and then everyone died LOL.

Our story starts with Jake, and ends with joe, "bye!"

"No it doesn't", the crazy MDX was hallucinating once again. He said "I'm not gay" But we all knew that MDX would try something like Running around naked infront of A "<3 polar bears" parade.. with real like polar bears!
while he has some aniseed down his crotch, because it makes the love milk stream in ways I don't wanna think about right now, so we'll move on quickly.

George, the one eared farmer was sitting in his chair, when the Grim Reaper stroked his other ear with the giant thing he had between his eyes. Yes, his humongous nose. That nose had an awful BOOGER hanging out of the left testicle of dreams! Its the most drunk testicle of them all. Super Steve came all over his mother's face while his father looked at Steves moms strange smirk becouse she had burned the chips. "Oh my God", someone cried, "what the fuck is going to happen to my baby?". "NOTHING MOTHERFUNKER!" screamed the throbbing, pulsating life-size half-organic incoherent action to Jake. He rose up from the toilet as the snake attempted to bite his toes off. He didn't like eggs. Super steve came back because he had a quest. A quest to save the group called Machinae Supremacy from being butt-raped by Steven Tyler. And you really don't want that to happen, do you? Steven Tyler loves the butt.

After shooting 5 vending machine technicians, Steve made his way to the taxidermist office where Machinae Supremacy were being offered great deals on dead hampsters. They refused to purchase any of the stuffed fluff and the aliens decided to sell them some b-side muse back to the chamber of monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey! "my gott, was ist das!?!". "Die Mauer!" answered Robert when somebody asked him to play a game? called YER MA! with dice and Robin Williams as the main characters called it, because they were pissed. so very fucking pissed indeed. and indeed so very happy and stoned. Wich leads us! All hail king "Wich"! He cried under the blackened skies as the dragon descended from Jake's arse. He likes to wake up to the silence of a farting gorilla. Now the zebra eats the gorilla. It get indigestion and dies In the pouring rain. Alas!

We continue with Jake. He has callouses on his hands that looked remarkably like a toad with eggs on the Image of the dream he stole from a virgin sparrow, who only existed in shadows. And now for something completely analogous to that time when The pigs came marching in! "Pigeons can carry coconuts", He shouted at a passing crab. who stopped for a moment to think it over before he got dissed by bitchface piemaster. Jake got a beer , threw it at joes ear, and then proceeded to walk to the fridge for another. "i know the reaper! nobullshit!" said alf as he wondered why Lysander changed his name. "Well," said lysander, "I wanted to whip out the cock and change" he said. then, dane cook produced his set and exploded. And exploded again.

downstairs, a green gnome laughed at the explosion. And exploded. soonafter, the entire house followed. On the grassy knole.. stood a giant horrible mutation of love and understanding, named Carrot.. Carrot exploded. Then a random Midget named Jack killed Oprah. many attended the funeral, where Machinae Supremacy played. Nobody knew that Super Steve was invited. as steve, now a terroist, is also a fanatic operah. Steve crashed the funeral party. and the dead ROSE AGAIN. because they were reanimated by Plastic surgeons from hell. That's what i call music! Wii! "Enough is enough" said Steve and fucked the choirboy roughly. The congregation looked on in my post count goes up. The above made no sense, nor did the below, however Sammy did the macarena for shits and giggles upon a turtle, that's right a turtle. im not kidding it was a fucking turtle. Now, about that sandwiche i never mentioned..

That is all that's left to do.

I'll take a few paragraphs that are left after they've been shared out, mainly because my parents have decided it would be a great idea to go to Ireland during half term, thus destroying my one break from exams.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 25, 2006, 11:51:16 am
There are notebooks and wireless internet...
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 25, 2006, 11:54:32 am
IRELAND! I mean, the Republic, and we are not staying in Dublin. No internet for Fiindil.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on May 25, 2006, 02:31:51 pm
IRELAND! I mean, the Republic,

I\'ve heard theres grass and rocks out there...

and not much else.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on May 25, 2006, 02:44:55 pm
My butter is from Ireland, at least that's what the label says. There has to be a butter factory somewhere.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on May 25, 2006, 03:03:19 pm
IRELAND! I mean, the Republic,

I\'ve heard theres grass and rocks out there...

and not much else.

Pretty much everywhere that's not Dublin, yeah.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 26, 2006, 05:09:59 pm
IRELAND! I mean, the Republic,

I\'ve heard theres grass and rocks out there...

and not much else.
Bring a REAL grassy knoll home once you get back
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 17, 2006, 07:43:07 pm
Ressurection yo!

Lets finally finish this goddamn thing:

What is left to do is on page 44, I am taking this paragraph:


'Twas funny, cept when magicman wrote a lame line. So, megadokyö decided to kill him. And they were happy forever. Even those monkeys and the great goobazonks, who really are not goobazonks, but creatures called hakkazakkawakkachakkamakkaZ0rZ of D00M. "OMFG!" said Robert, who pulled out his singing talents to pwn everybody. But why they were in between his legs, nobody knew. Super Steve came along to tackle the problem, but only Rob himself could do that. So Steve just watched as potatismos used his name to scare people arond and then a large reptile attacked him. He survived but he couldn't find his brain afterwards because the reptile has eaten it. Unfortunately, the brain was infected. Super Steve came along to give him a new brain and make passionate love on everyone who hates super steve. He didn't succeed, though, because His balls were on fire and totally soaked in napalm. They were not any of those ice-cream cones used to put ice-cream in, so they used the butt of the nearby dog to eat ice-cream. "omg im so fucking hungover" said megadokyö the dog while he barked water down so the ninjas would not suspect that he had to go into a tiny shed to sacrifice his tool to Satan. Satan didn't want megadokyö's sacrifice,so he spanked the spasticmonkey with a plastic stick and then he died. The End.
Once upon a time there were three young metalheads who liked to eat frogs which tasted like a dead pussy.. ...with no fur, because it was a shaven pussy. Somebody got fed up and castrated one of the metalheads before anyone could stop him ----. then a gigantic flying saucer slammed into their house. "Donkey!" cried the old man as a gigantic probe entered his donkey. He jumped up to find the proble back. He couldn't find it, though. He did however find a giant cock which was very big, long, hard, wide and sticky. This was because of the wonderful new invention, lube. The giant cock proceeded to throb and pulsate to the limit of throbbing and pulsating that could only be described as a gigantic rabid cow. All happening inside the donkey, which was getting very annoyed. The donkey wondered why he had been chosen to house a young, muted little chinchilla and an organic chip that self impodes materialsed by the fart-vortex mdx created. Painfully, the donkey died and said "I love you, Sarah". the monkey (sarah) gave birth to the Industrial Revolution of Zambwakistan. Suddenly, doctor tran appeared to sodomize the revolutionary leader, who made us stand on Zanzibar and covenant sword-kill some noobs. "What's going on you nutters?" said a passing duck, after getting murdered by a waffle ninja, who secretly liked to make love. the end. again.'
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 18, 2006, 01:25:55 am
Ressurection yo ?

What the hell ?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lexx on June 18, 2006, 03:08:06 am
Poor Fiindil can't count to 5.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 18, 2006, 03:13:09 am
But of course. We are only taught how to steal in Hemel.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 18, 2006, 01:30:29 pm
Yes ressurection is good, lexx, take a paragraph, get fucking sinister on some lines. or something, whatever, do it.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lexx on June 19, 2006, 04:03:04 pm
Whut?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 19, 2006, 05:50:47 pm
But alas, the story has not ended yet, because the






(10 words for revival, carry on with 5 after this post :))
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 19, 2006, 05:52:59 pm
guy just died end lol.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 19, 2006, 05:53:49 pm
Fallout fails yet again. Incredible.

You're worse than Rad.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 19, 2006, 05:55:19 pm
Hey, thats not so bad Fallout :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 19, 2006, 05:56:28 pm
Suddenly, Fallout kills Fiindil. Twice.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 19, 2006, 05:57:34 pm
NO! WE ARE NOT CONTINUING THE FUCKING STORY. IT IS OVER, IT HAS BEEN FOR ABOTU 10 PAGES. YOU FAIL, GO GET BANNED ALREADY!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 19, 2006, 05:59:30 pm
NO! WE ARE NOT CONTINUING THE FUCKING STORY. IT IS OVER, IT HAS BEEN FOR ABOTU 10 PAGES. YOU FAIL, GO GET BANNED ALREADY!

GO SHUT UP ALREADY.



Fallout stamps on Fiindil's corpse,
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 19, 2006, 06:07:47 pm
NO! WE ARE NOT CONTINUING THE FUCKING STORY. IT IS OVER, IT HAS BEEN FOR ABOTU 10 PAGES. YOU FAIL, GO GET BANNED ALREADY!

GO SHUT UP ALREADY.

Not until you stop failing at life.

Or get yourself banned. Either is good.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 19, 2006, 06:09:32 pm
If we could've voted for mods, I would have voted for Fiindil.  :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 19, 2006, 06:10:16 pm
Someone call MDX and his Greater Thread Locker +14 !
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 19, 2006, 06:10:30 pm
NO! WE ARE NOT CONTINUING THE FUCKING STORY. IT IS OVER, IT HAS BEEN FOR ABOTU 10 PAGES. YOU FAIL, GO GET BANNED ALREADY!

GO SHUT UP ALREADY.

Not until you stop failing at life.

Or get yourself banned. Either is good.

I just got onto a training course with good possibilities in job placements in ICT + Admin, in big companies. I go out on friday nights with my mates, and I go snowboarding on saturdays.

I think I can safely say I'm not failing at life atm.

Get myself banned? Now why would I want to do that? I'm just fine how I am.

Btw, you look like a bearded lady. UL.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 19, 2006, 07:04:17 pm
Btw, you look like a bearded lady. UL.

No, you still fail. My grandmother has even used that one.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on June 19, 2006, 07:15:05 pm
If we could've voted for mods, I would have voted for Fiindil.  :P

Oh God, he'd be the only one left after he hijacked the forum.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 19, 2006, 08:56:40 pm
If we could've voted for mods, I would have voted for Fiindil.  :P

Oh God, he'd be the only one left after he hijacked the forum.

Utopia ahoy!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 20, 2006, 02:23:29 am
If we could've voted for mods, I would have voted for Fiindil.  :P

Oh God, he'd be the only one left after he hijacked the forum.

He wouldnt have to hijack it, everyone would run in horror.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 20, 2006, 02:38:34 am
I'd be strolling, cuz you know, strolling's the shit.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on June 20, 2006, 02:39:42 am
strolling is what mexicans do
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 20, 2006, 02:41:09 am
strolling is what mexicans do
Then.. IM MEXICAN ?!

I did say compadre somewhere.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 20, 2006, 03:59:58 am
Someone call MDX and his Greater Thread Locker +14 !

Guranteed if the bull continues ill lock it, this new model of a locker is raring to go ;).

Stay on topic or fuck off :D
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 21, 2006, 12:23:26 am
Someone call MDX and his Greater Thread Locker +14 !

Guranteed if the bull continues ill lock it, this new model of a locker is raring to go ;).

Stay on topic or fuck off :D

The topic is the story, right? so i was right?

FIINDIL SUCK MY COCK. twice.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 21, 2006, 01:21:12 am
Except we finished, you raging homosexual. Learn to read.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 21, 2006, 01:35:05 am
I'll lock it and bump it if i have to. get with the story fellas.

EDIT: WRONG. get with recording. idiots :P
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on June 22, 2006, 12:29:06 pm
I'll lock it and bump it if i have to. get with the story fellas.

EDIT: WRONG. get with recording. idiots :P

Stop threatening with locks all the time.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: not12x on June 22, 2006, 12:30:10 pm
I'll lock it and bump it if i have to. get with the story fellas.

EDIT: WRONG. get with recording. idiots :P

Stop threatening with locks all the time.

Quoted for Truth.

sorry hun, but its how i'm feelin.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on June 22, 2006, 01:41:57 pm
I'll lock it and bump it if i have to. get with the story fellas.

EDIT: WRONG. get with recording. idiots :P

Stop threatening with locks all the time.

He's right. Start taking action dammit! Lock this thread, lock that thread...LOCK 'EM ALL! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 22, 2006, 01:59:51 pm
Whoever records it better record the last few bits, about Fiindil dying. twice.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 22, 2006, 02:56:45 pm
Whoever records it better record the last few bits, about Fiindil dying. twice.

Do ever read through threads?

That bit has been recorded already. By me.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 22, 2006, 08:07:40 pm
Whoever records it better record the last few bits, about Fiindil dying. twice.

Do ever read through threads?

That bit has been recorded already. By me.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 22, 2006, 11:07:54 pm
In the alternate universe where Fiindil, Torp and me are mods (1) we don't threaten, we simply lock threads. It is also a world where Machine (note the missing "a") became an emo boy band and the sun has been clouded by thermonuclear detonations.


(1) see
INFINITE CRISIS ON INFINITE FORUMS
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 23, 2006, 02:04:06 am
I'll lock it and bump it if i have to. get with the story fellas.

EDIT: WRONG. get with recording. idiots :P

Stop threatening with locks all the time.

Quoted for Truth.

sorry hun, but its how i'm feelin.
Yeah baby, its all just posin' fo shizzle.

--

but really, its well annoyin, its not like as if the forum is interesting at the moment.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 23, 2006, 11:46:37 am
Well heres how itll go. How about i stop threatening and just lock straight up without saying anything. doesn't really sound like the better option to choose now does it :) I'm not threatening im warning like its been said in the moderator rules given, i just do it more often than others, i told you im the evil one =P

I warn more than i lock, if you want that changed then just say the word. But i doubt the other way round will be really helping anybody here. I'll continue to warn, whenever i like.

However its gotta be said, this threads very important to me, so i'd like to see it finally completed, rather than posting useless crap in it, why not post a link of you singing a paragraph or something? Yes?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 23, 2006, 12:55:35 pm
Ok, I'll post up the newest section I said I'll do.

Background music should be obvious, as it is tagged accordingly :P

Enjoy!


http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=70CEB86E3130476E
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on June 23, 2006, 05:23:28 pm
Well heres how itll go. How about i stop threatening and just lock straight up without saying anything. doesn't really sound like the better option to choose now does it :) I'm not threatening im warning like its been said in the moderator rules given, i just do it more often than others, i told you im the evil one =P

I warn more than i lock, if you want that changed then just say the word. But i doubt the other way round will be really helping anybody here. I'll continue to warn, whenever i like.

However its gotta be said, this threads very important to me, so i'd like to see it finally completed, rather than posting useless crap in it, why not post a link of you singing a paragraph or something? Yes?

I just think since you became a mod you've become alot more..arrogant.
My view, though.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 23, 2006, 09:20:40 pm
Well heres how itll go. How about i stop threatening and just lock straight up without saying anything. doesn't really sound like the better option to choose now does it :) I'm not threatening im warning like its been said in the moderator rules given, i just do it more often than others, i told you im the evil one =P

I warn more than i lock, if you want that changed then just say the word. But i doubt the other way round will be really helping anybody here. I'll continue to warn, whenever i like.

However its gotta be said, this threads very important to me, so i'd like to see it finally completed, rather than posting useless crap in it, why not post a link of you singing a paragraph or something? Yes?

I just think since you became a mod you've become alot more..arrogant.
My view, though.

You know Lysix, you and me think alike. Have a cookie.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 23, 2006, 09:35:27 pm
Indeed you would say that fallout.


Its not like a mighty profession, its being a mod on a forum. Given the rules as a mod youd do the same thing. The only reason its more noticeble to you all is because refic and gaijin werent always around enough to moderate. Now that theyve got laser me n vt more attentions being paid to the forum. And i'll happily take the mod job and give it to somebody else if they want, i agreed to be a mod because i was asked. Not to go on a powertrip.

I am far from arrogant. But i am sure that a good few will disagree. Not to name names bar you two being the most obvious people. I don't see the arrogance here. If you want to discuss it to me say so and PM about it.

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 23, 2006, 09:36:37 pm
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And i'll happily take the mod job and give it to somebody else if they want, i agreed to be a mod because i was asked. Not to go on a powertrip.

You serious?

I'll take it. Time to go on a power-trip!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 23, 2006, 09:39:31 pm
Its yours, just say to gaijin, youre more than capable, im not taking this arrogance crap. I have better things to do than worry about you guys thinking im an egotistical idiot who thinks he rules the forum. *takes thread locker gag out of signature* seems to have lost its slanted comical factor now. Nicely done.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 23, 2006, 09:41:18 pm
Indeed you would say that fallout.


Its not like a mighty profession, its being a mod on a forum. Given the rules as a mod youd do the same thing. The only reason its more noticeble to you all is because refic and gaijin werent always around enough to moderate. Now that theyve got laser me n vt more attentions being paid to the forum. And i'll happily take the mod job and give it to somebody else if they want, i agreed to be a mod because i was asked. Not to go on a powertrip.

I am far from arrogant. But i am sure that a good few will disagree. Not to name names bar you two being the most obvious people. I don't see the arrogance here. If you want to discuss it to me say so and PM about it.



If anything you havent become so arrogant, just easily pissed off.

Oh, and now you're a mod, you make really long replies too.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on June 23, 2006, 09:43:33 pm
My God, it's like he grew up or something.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on June 23, 2006, 09:54:03 pm
Its yours, just say to gaijin, youre more than capable, im not taking this arrogance crap. I have better things to do than worry about you guys thinking im an egotistical idiot who thinks he rules the forum. *takes thread locker gag out of signature* seems to have lost its slanted comical factor now. Nicely done.

Calm down.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 23, 2006, 10:25:07 pm
Its not like a mighty profession, its being a mod on a forum.

Quoted for truth. This discussion is as pointless as wheter people cheated on the forum arcade or not.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Lysander on June 23, 2006, 10:36:52 pm
Arg, I'm fed up with this place. 
Be an arrogant ass all you want, MDX. Just enjoy your "power" while it lasts.
I'm outta here.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 23, 2006, 11:19:53 pm
Rock on!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 24, 2006, 03:52:04 am
There is no justice in this world.



(no, really, there isnt. A girl catches you masturbating, she calls you a perv. You catch her masturbating, and she calls you a perv again.)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: not12x on June 24, 2006, 08:55:32 am
There is no justice in this world.



(no, really, there isnt. A girl catches you masturbating, she calls you a perv. You catch her masturbating, and she calls you a perv again.)

if THAT is your basis of justice, i wish i had your moral views on the world.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 24, 2006, 11:43:52 am
Oookay, seems like something serious happened here while I was looking away.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on June 24, 2006, 11:56:18 am
Oookay, seems like something serious happened here while I was looking away.

Ya, me too >.>
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: mumppis on June 24, 2006, 12:11:18 pm
hhmh are ppl bitching about that they didnt get ops and those guys got is that it pretty much or they just dont like each other i dont know or does the other guy have a bigger penis?. but fucking crow up and go outside its nice and warm and get drunk or something dont sit here in the fucking forums and bitch get a life or something :D and now everyone can shit on my head or something because of this comment
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: not12x on June 24, 2006, 12:37:31 pm
hhmh are ppl bitching about that they didnt get ops and those guys got is that it pretty much or they just dont like each other i dont know or does the other guy have a bigger penis?. but fucking crow up and go outside its nice and warm and get drunk or something dont sit here in the fucking forums and bitch get a life or something :D and now everyone can shit on my head or something because of this comment

i think this was more about a few people who were upset with some recent changes.  one guy was really fed up, and left.  the whole penis thing came from people trying to diffuse the situation from humor.

lysix and i do go out and do that stuff.  it just that sometimes these forums feel a bit immature.  but its the internet.  i should expect this.

Rock on!

but a response like that is kinda rude.  Lysander is a great guy, and just because you have beef with him, dont...

fuck it.  i need to shut up.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Trias on June 24, 2006, 01:00:00 pm
na comon people. I think MDX took it too personal, and then Lysix took that too personal. I mean, leaving the forum because one guy is maybe (in your opinion) a little bit arrogant? Or stop being a mod because of one guy says that?

I think you're overreacting, both of you.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on June 24, 2006, 01:09:58 pm
na comon people. I think MDX took it too personal, and then Lysix took that too personal. I mean, leaving the forum because one guy is maybe (in your opinion) a little bit arrogant? Or stop being a mod because of one guy says that?

I think you're overreacting, both of you.

I agree. I just see a difference of opinion that blew out of proportions and I would like to see it blow over ASAP.

Being a mod myself, I don't consider myself for a second any better than you guys, so there is nothing to worry about there. I still post in the same way as I always have done, I just have the ability to react to anything untowards and outrageous that I find on the forums - like an excessive spamfest, unnecessary publicity, or just people being dicks because they're hateful.

We did'nt win a competition, we're not more special, we're not more arrogant or high-headed. We just have an extra bag of tricks to keep these forums as great as ever.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 24, 2006, 02:26:53 pm
I believe i did overreact, but the fact that fallout jumped on the bandwagon was what actually set me off, and without bringing the shit from outside of the forum into this, i think he knows why, not that he would agree. Obviously.

Lysix is a great guy, so if he wants to drop it he can, but i coulda said alot worse, i chose to say rock on because it was the easier of two angrier unslept options yesterday, not mature on my part, ill admit. He did start on me first. An accusation so false as to say im arrogant. It's just ill educated slagging, and i don't appreciate it without any hard evidence to say i am a complete arrogant dick. But as far as ive seen up to now me and lysix have gotten along well, so i don't know where that outburst came from. I didn't intend on provoking him to say that. But i didn't appreciate it either way.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on June 24, 2006, 03:03:17 pm
Indeed you would say that fallout.


Its not like a mighty profession, its being a mod on a forum. Given the rules as a mod youd do the same thing. The only reason its more noticeble to you all is because refic and gaijin werent always around enough to moderate. Now that theyve got laser me n vt more attentions being paid to the forum. And i'll happily take the mod job and give it to somebody else if they want, i agreed to be a mod because i was asked. Not to go on a powertrip.

I am far from arrogant. But i am sure that a good few will disagree. Not to name names bar you two being the most obvious people. I don't see the arrogance here. If you want to discuss it to me say so and PM about it.



If anything you havent become so arrogant, just easily pissed off.

Oh, and now you're a mod, you make really long replies too.

He's stealing my fucking niche! Well, apart from the easily pissed off-thingy.

I demand that you become less arrogant, more laid back and stop making long replies!

Also, you're doing a good job in the modding department. I think.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 24, 2006, 03:29:40 pm
I'd do all three, but the most realisitic ones are the easily pissed off and long replies.

Now, about that big button you wanted.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 24, 2006, 03:41:40 pm
Why can't everyone just calm the hell down and play Dolphin Dash? It would solve a lot of problems.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on June 24, 2006, 03:50:20 pm
Why can't everyone just calm the hell down and play Dolphin Dash? It would solve a lot of problems.

Hey, I'm calm. ^_^

Let's go play some Dolphin Dash, shall we Fiindil?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 24, 2006, 05:04:08 pm
Why can't everyone just calm the hell down and play Dolphin Dash?

Because they need beer and hugs.

/me gives beer and hugs to everybody

There. Now let's all get along nicely. AND play some Dolphin Dash...
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 24, 2006, 06:09:34 pm
YOU SHALL NOT BEAT ME!

or will, and deem this statement, laughable.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: mumppis on June 24, 2006, 08:46:01 pm
YOU SHALL NOT BEAT ME!

or will, and deem this statement, laughable.

nope but i shall beat you!!!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: K21Nova on June 25, 2006, 09:15:24 am
I was gonna liek play this effin game, but then it seems you screwed this topix up long ago. Bleh, no games fer me. Well, props to muumimamma :)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Laser.T on June 25, 2006, 01:24:20 pm
Game? This is no mere game. This is the creation of a masterpiece.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 25, 2006, 04:12:10 pm
What's the purpose in recording the last bits now that Lysix's gone so that he can't make a flash animation of it?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 25, 2006, 04:16:32 pm
So we can just have the audio of it. Which will be almost as good.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 25, 2006, 04:30:53 pm
Ohh... Rite.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 25, 2006, 05:45:50 pm
anyone who has learned flash can do flash.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Фраеон on June 25, 2006, 05:50:50 pm
Are you sure?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 25, 2006, 06:04:46 pm
At least if they want to.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 25, 2006, 10:40:59 pm
i forgot there was even going to be a flash thingy. keep recording tho.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on June 26, 2006, 03:05:55 am
this is page 50. you're still talking about something related to the topic.

wtf?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on June 26, 2006, 06:10:57 am
this is page 50. you're still talking about something related to the topic.

wtf?

It's ok, we delve off into other topics.

Just watch me de-rail it with this:


HEY LOOK! I DE-RAILED THE THREAD AGAIN!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: L'homme magique on June 26, 2006, 06:24:18 am
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TRAINS

CHOO CHOO
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: SpeedD on June 26, 2006, 06:26:32 am
(http://fathersday.momsbreak.com/fathers-day-from-momsbreak-printable-collection-for-fathersday/cards/train-card-blues.jpg)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Fallout on June 26, 2006, 04:10:49 pm
(http://xs302.xs.to/xs302/06261/yousuck.JPG)
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 26, 2006, 05:17:24 pm
Geez, how are we going to put these trains in the story !?


THINK PEOPLE
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Bates on June 26, 2006, 07:44:25 pm
Does a train have anything to do with father's day? Seriously, how random can you get in order to make money from ripping off kids?
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 27, 2006, 11:47:51 am
come on and record shit ARGHHH! YOU LAZY FOES OF ENERGY!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Smeagol on June 27, 2006, 03:39:38 pm
come on and record shit ARGHHH! YOU LAZY FOES OF ENERGY!

Why don't you record another section? I've managed two and half sections already, Rad has done 1 and half.

SOMEONE ELSE DO SOME FUCKING WORK ON THIS.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 27, 2006, 08:05:43 pm
ah fair play to you, good sir.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 28, 2006, 12:39:05 am
ah fair play to you, good sir.
and to me as well now I WILL try more special more aclohil containin beers they are special

Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 28, 2006, 02:05:30 pm
I'm cutting down on drinking, its fucking me up earlier than i would like. i'd prefer real fucked up things to happen in my 30s. then ill fix em in my 40s.. somehow.
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on June 28, 2006, 09:15:26 pm
I'm cutting down on drinking


yayyyyyyyy!
Title: Re: Five-word Story thread: 2006!
Post by: MDX on June 29, 2006, 01:32:25 pm
Thank you for the vote of confidence and 100 pound cheque in the post to aid my recovery.