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Title: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 14, 2006, 12:30:48 am
In but 6.5 Hours, our good freind, the long time lurker, recent poster, the great Cordless Pen (how handy!) shall become the grand old age of 22! To celebrate this momentous occassion, i dedicate this very thread to the cellebration of his grand achievement!

There was a time, long ago, before the invention of such a forumer, when we were all tethered, nay CHAINED to our pens. However, with the birth of Cordless Pen, we have been able to write ANYWHERE, EVEN WHILE ON THE GO! I for one am truly thankful for this great gift to society, and hope all of us can gather together here to give thanks for such a generous gift to the world.

Thank you, Cordless Pen!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Fallout on April 14, 2006, 12:31:57 am
mdx, make this man a sig.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 14, 2006, 02:41:54 am
He def needs to stop pulling this shit allright.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 14, 2006, 04:19:56 am
2.5 hours til the 22nd anniversary of our freedom! Rejoice!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Outboundlight on April 14, 2006, 04:26:25 am
I worry about you.


No wait. I'm just heavily intoxicated - carry on.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Laser.T on April 14, 2006, 04:33:30 am
I am also highly inebriated, and yet I still worry about this man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 14, 2006, 04:36:12 am
I assure you, I am 100% sober, for it is a sobering thought, to think such a humbling individual would grace us with his presence.

I SALUTE YOU, CORDLESS PEN!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: L'homme magique on April 14, 2006, 06:09:53 am
i remember cordless pen.

a good man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Einkoro on April 14, 2006, 10:04:35 am
Pens > Pencils
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Lysander on April 14, 2006, 12:54:11 pm
...
.......
............
......I don't get it. ):
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Goshawk on April 14, 2006, 02:00:00 pm
*confused*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 14, 2006, 05:53:29 pm
Pens > Pencils

Obviously.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 15, 2006, 01:35:59 am
Pens > Pencils

Obviously.

I can't believe you guys don't get that. You'd have to be REALLLLYY dumb not to get it, lets see if rad gets it..

*sits back and observes*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 15, 2006, 06:26:30 am
Well, I've thought about it for a good 30 seconds now, and I still don't "get it". I'm hoping there's actually something to this, and not just something like "OMFG PENS WERE NEVER CORDLESS HAHAHAHA!!1111" or "PENS ARE LIKE TEH PENIS".

Seriously though...what the fuck.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 15, 2006, 01:00:24 pm
its like me > you.

> means "is greater than"

so its like pens pwn pencils. happay?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Goshawk on April 15, 2006, 01:28:24 pm
No. WTF?
















Ok I kinda get it. Just why are you a pen, and him a pencil?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 15, 2006, 02:53:11 pm
its like me > you.

> means "is greater than"

so its like pens pwn pencils. happay?

... -_-

Yes, I already understood that. I hope to god you're not serious about that, because then there's nothing really to "get".
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 15, 2006, 06:29:48 pm
when am i really, actually serious. Pens aren't better anyways. Pencils can be erased.

nobody is a pen, nobody is a pencil, you guys are tools though. *akimbo slap* lovely.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Laser.T on April 16, 2006, 12:12:22 pm
I feel you're all missing the social implications of the "Pens > Pencils" debate.

...

I do'nt know what those social implications are, but I feel you're missing them.



 :-*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 16, 2006, 10:32:07 pm
Basically i win ten fold. and cookies are infact mini flying saucers that just didn't get proof checked in the materials planning section. Hence us being able to eat them all the time, and the engines not starting because theyre made outta cookie.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 16, 2006, 10:47:35 pm
All brown things are just white things with molasis in them. Even light contains 97% molasis, that's why you tan.

ph34r my logic.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on April 16, 2006, 10:49:39 pm
All brown things are just white things with molasis in them. Even light contains 97% molasis, that's why you tan.

ph34r my logic.

on the internet, you learn something wrong every day...

and pens are always superior. even if i use a pencil i just cross things out instead of trying to erase it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 16, 2006, 10:53:47 pm
All brown things are just white things with molasis in them. Even light contains 97% molasis, that's why you tan.

ph34r my logic.

on the internet, you learn something wrong every day...

Bah, it beats the bullshit they feed you in school.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 16, 2006, 11:02:16 pm
Pens > Pencils

Obviously.

I can't believe you guys don't get that. You'd have to be REALLLLYY dumb not to get it, lets see if rad gets it..

*sits back and observes*
That would be Pencil > Pens , because a pen is more advanced than a pencil.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 16, 2006, 11:06:01 pm
Pens > Pencils

Obviously.

I can't believe you guys don't get that. You'd have to be REALLLLYY dumb not to get it, lets see if rad gets it..

*sits back and observes*
That would be Pencil > Pens , because a pen is more advanced than a pencil.


....What the fuck?

You fail.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 16, 2006, 11:06:24 pm
speed.. jeeze, just.. word man, word.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 16, 2006, 11:07:48 pm
Pens > Pencils

Obviously.

I can't believe you guys don't get that. You'd have to be REALLLLYY dumb not to get it, lets see if rad gets it..

*sits back and observes*
That would be Pencil > Pens , because a pen is more advanced than a pencil.


....What the fuck?

You fail.
No, you just lack the features to comprehend it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: chompy on April 17, 2006, 08:59:47 am
This is a bad as a train vs bus discussion I've had in the past.

I dislike pens because I write abit cac(kak?, cak?)-handed even though I use my right hand. But when I use pens I find that I end up getting all the ink covered on the bottom of my hand and smuged all over the page. Pens that leak are the worst for this
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Outboundlight on April 17, 2006, 03:19:55 pm
In but 6.5 Hours, our good freind, the long time lurker, recent poster, the great Cordless Pen (how handy!) shall become the grand old age of 22! To celebrate this momentous occassion, i dedicate this very thread to the cellebration of his grand achievement!

There was a time, long ago, before the invention of such a forumer, when we were all tethered, nay CHAINED to our pens. However, with the birth of Cordless Pen, we have been able to write ANYWHERE, EVEN WHILE ON THE GO! I for one am truly thankful for this great gift to society, and hope all of us can gather together here to give thanks for such a generous gift to the world.

Thank you, Cordless Pen!

(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sidebox-Chained-Pen-C.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: L'homme magique on April 17, 2006, 10:57:19 pm
that pen has a very conspicuous cord
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Outboundlight on April 17, 2006, 11:09:32 pm
that pen has a very conspicuous cord

since when were you a girl?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 17, 2006, 11:37:40 pm
that pen has a very conspicuous cord

since when were you a girl?

Since about a month ago when he changed it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Outboundlight on April 17, 2006, 11:39:28 pm
lol, detective VisionThing: On the case!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: SpeedD on April 17, 2006, 11:41:02 pm
Can I be the annoyingly all-knowning mob-boss?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Laser.T on April 17, 2006, 11:51:43 pm
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sidebox-Chained-Pen-C.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg)

Oh the hateful bead chain of restraint! Why must I be bonded to this bank desk for the rest of my eternity, while others are free to roam the houses of the people and lose their pens lids. How I rue you, Biros. How I envy your freedom. As I lay here, forever held; a prisoner of bureaucracy. My life - the end of a metallic thread.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Outboundlight on April 17, 2006, 11:54:20 pm
I saw that on The Onion today and immediately thought of this thread.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Laser.T on April 17, 2006, 11:55:36 pm
The Onion had an article about pens on chains?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 19, 2006, 08:59:37 pm
I'd like to voice my opinion that i am very dissapointed in this thread for the following reasons

1. MOFO DIDNT FUCKIN SHOW UP FOR THE FUKIN PARTY!

2. half of you had no idea what was going on, or what the protocol is for happy birthday threads (ie, wish the mofo a happy birthday dagnabbit!)

3. I still dont  have an mdx sig. :(
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 19, 2006, 09:46:26 pm
Didnt remember i was invited anywhere.

Ill make you that sig now anyways, just decided in another thread, so dont take it as a sympathy present, im just being spontaneous. I do not love you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 19, 2006, 10:17:52 pm
no, cordless pen didnt show up for the thread. :P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 19, 2006, 10:48:24 pm
(http://bannoninteriors.com/nobby.jpg)

http://bannoninteriors.com/nobby.jpg.

Quick fix, there you go, furby commander.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 19, 2006, 10:53:56 pm
O_o;;


k then!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 19, 2006, 10:55:21 pm
Shoulda been specific if you wanted something GOOD, too late now though, you cashed in your sig chip. :P
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 19, 2006, 11:02:16 pm
i like what you did to the furby picture though, if that is your own work. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 19, 2006, 11:35:16 pm
taking a picture of a furby, yes im proud of that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: ПФББЧ on April 19, 2006, 11:49:01 pm
yes, but the reflections in its eyes.... It looks inspired!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Lysander on April 19, 2006, 11:50:30 pm
GAH.
FURBY.
GET IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*Flashbacks of malfunctioning furby tilting back and forth*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: L'homme magique on April 20, 2006, 12:00:07 am
I went into my attic last Saturday. I sent the flashlight beam skittering across the floor, and I was greeted with a chorus of "HIIII THEEERE."

I have no idea what ten Furbies were doing in my attic, but I threw them out.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 20, 2006, 12:24:43 am
you clearly didn't find me then. *laughs from magicmans attic*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: L'homme magique on April 20, 2006, 12:54:46 am
gasp
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 20, 2006, 10:54:21 am
Hmmm...is MDX giving away sig images now, suddenly?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Laser.T on April 20, 2006, 11:35:02 am
I never had a Furby. I was a deprived child.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 20, 2006, 12:37:24 pm
i might be. to end the quote sig era. MIGHT be.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Lysander on April 20, 2006, 05:22:34 pm
I never had a Furby. I was a deprived child.

Not deprived. Perhaps lucky if anything. Those things would go off to no end. I spent 20 minutes once getting the dammed thing to sleep. It fell asleep, i got up to move and it opened its eyes and started going "MEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

i might be. to end the quote sig era. MIGHT be.

I'll sell you my soul for a 400x100 sig picture.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on April 20, 2006, 06:54:46 pm
You could have just screwed it up and remobed the batteries.

...that didn't sound exactly like I thought it would. Or maybe it did.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on April 20, 2006, 09:21:33 pm
i might be. to end the quote sig era. MIGHT be.

Ohh, sign me up on the list if you start making sig-pics.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 21, 2006, 02:18:07 am
I never had a Furby. I was a deprived child.
Our furbies always ended up painted, haircut, and burned.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: McLame on April 21, 2006, 04:36:03 am
I'll sell you my soul for a 400x100 sig picture.

I'll make you a 4000x1000 pictre if you promise to use it.. full size?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: harvey danger on April 21, 2006, 04:55:55 am
Anything MDX makes for a sig can be called "good." Even just like... a little black squiggly line.

MDX's sigs = forum equivalent of super expensive, nonsensical modern art.
 :D

My Furby made satanic, static-y, white noise noises, so I threw it against the wall and it stopped.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 21, 2006, 01:31:54 pm
I might be persuaded to make sigs for people without the mark of mdx on them, for a forum thread of hailing my good name. or, my name.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: harvey danger on April 22, 2006, 12:22:51 am
Real name, or just forum name?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: MDX on April 22, 2006, 05:31:35 pm
any of them.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: Jack Lupino on April 23, 2006, 04:12:05 am
Or a hampster..
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Cordless Pen!
Post by: chompy on April 23, 2006, 01:18:29 pm
lol, people actually had a furbie. I never had one by my friend's sister did. They are really fun to torment and about as fun as the sims game if played right