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Title: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2005, 03:19:12 pm
I was just browsing the forums, and noticed BeautifulNightmare already got some 200 posts. A few days ago, she had like 50. And it's not only bullshit! I mean, okay, it is, but it's not more bullshit than what everybody else writes, so that's okay.

She got a higher ppd than Fiindil at the moment, and I wonder if she can keep it up. Maybe we've got ourselves a new SpamMaster (err...Mistress).

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with it, BN. It keeps the forum activity high, which is in fact the opposite of wrong.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 03:27:07 pm
GO ME!  ;D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2005, 03:40:24 pm
Yeah, something like that. The forum had too little activity before christmas.

Now, it almost got too much. Or I got more to do, and don't hang here as much.

Of course, before you can really call yourself spammistress, you need to do this (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~thomasue/Pics/Machinae_forum_frenzy.bmp).

That was a quiet night, and I was rather bored. And that's the old forum, btw. May it rest in peace.

Oh, and that reminds me! Machinae Hotseat! That has been gone a long time now...
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 29, 2005, 04:02:42 pm
I'm pretty active too, but no one really seems to care in her wake.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 04:09:08 pm
Awww, I really am flattered  :) But in all seriousness though, I haven't posted half as much as some of you guys  :P I mean the main people here have thousands of posts... I'm not even a Machinae Prime yet, or even a Sr. Member... JUST MERELY A FULL MEMBER!  :'(    *Runs and smashes through the nearest window*  

*Falls*

*SPLAT!* I'm okay everyone! I'm okay!  ;D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 29, 2005, 04:53:47 pm
Awww, I really am flattered  :) But in all seriousness though, I haven't posted half as much as some of you guys  :P I mean the main people here have thousands of posts... I'm not even a Machinae Prime yet, or even a Sr. Member... JUST MERELY A FULL MEMBER!  :'(    *Runs and smashes through the nearest window*  

*Falls*

*SPLAT!* I'm okay everyone! I'm okay!  ;D

Heh, yeah. But you've only been here for a very short period of time compared.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2005, 04:57:07 pm
You've been here for what, two weeks now, and already got 200+ posts. I've been here for a couple of years.

But then again, when I post, I post something interesting. For me, that is.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Trezker on December 29, 2005, 04:57:46 pm
I'm aproaching 2000, just a little over 100 posts to go.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 04:58:15 pm
you need to do this (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~thomasue/Pics/Machinae_forum_frenzy.bmp).

I remember that. It even has two of my threads on there, yay.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2005, 05:10:39 pm
I'm pretty active too, but no one really seems to care in her wake.

You don't have a higher ppd than Fiindil. So it's not scary, just slightly disturbing.

Both of you spend too much time on this forum I tell you. Stop it. Or, more correctly, use a tad bit less time.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Laser.T on December 29, 2005, 07:40:13 pm
you need to do this (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~thomasue/Pics/Machinae_forum_frenzy.bmp).

Ohh, that reminds me. I think its high time we selected this year's Forum Fan of the Year!

EDIT: Omfg, only just looked at the next thread down. Seems Mr dokyo had the exact same idea as me, only hours earlier.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 29, 2005, 07:43:24 pm
you need to do this (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~thomasue/Pics/Machinae_forum_frenzy.bmp).

Ohh, that reminds me. I think its high time we selected this year's Forum Fan of the Year!

EDIT: Omfg, only just looked at the next thread down. Seems Mr dokyo had the exact same idea as me, only hours earlier.


Those were dark days, mainly because of the color scheme.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 07:44:58 pm
Admit it. You miss the old colour scheme as much as the rest of us do.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 07:45:40 pm
The colour scheme in the old one looks really cool.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 29, 2005, 07:47:08 pm
Wasn't there something like Torp posting the screenshot and hazul removing the thread? Censorship!
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 07:48:50 pm
IIRC, it was Gaijin, who went through his bout of activity and then stopped because of the uncalled for number of complaints.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: chompy on December 30, 2005, 06:53:56 am
Oh yea *looks up and lets mind wonder*

I like the response that Torp had made to the second post, lol. It is kinda scary that BN is making this amount of posts, I cannot keep up with this many on a daily basis. Way too fast even when there is nothing being posted the amount of backlog there is is just huge.

Hmmm.... I demand another section for this forum called "Smeg 'n' Nightmare" or something .... a spamming section dedicate to Findill, the highest posterer and British Nightmare who may possibly become the highest poster

Update: I ain't reading through all that
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 01:45:08 pm
That would be awesome. I say we go for it :D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 05:10:52 pm
A whole board just for spam. Sounds intriguing.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 05:16:06 pm
Isn't called Salvaged Messages?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 05:43:54 pm
Nah. We need a board dedicated to Fiindil and BN. And then we could ban them from General :-)
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 05:47:36 pm
I'm tempted to make Quakenet hell, but I'll let you off with that one.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 06:31:50 pm
Nah. We need a board dedicated to Fiindil and BN. And then we could ban them from General :-)

No! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Don't take me away!!!  :'(  *Grabs on to nearest object*
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Trezker on December 30, 2005, 06:34:02 pm
Hey, you can't hold me forever.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 06:36:19 pm
Sowwy!! *Grabs on to other nearest object*
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 06:38:59 pm
Banning me from General won't have much of an effect

Quote
   
Salvaged Messages       4195
General       1612
The Music       1015
Arcade       381

I still post pretty heavily in Music
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 06:56:06 pm
I need threads I can keep up with, rather than returning to see an extra 4 pages.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 07:04:15 pm
Yeah i think its mainly because you BN´s doubleposts.

and um, yeah. Fiindil is such a spamwhore.

cheers.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 07:08:46 pm
I never had a Settle down USER! thread made about me, unlike Fallout (http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?topic=1004.0) or Boaz (http://forum.machinaesupremacy.com/index.php?topic=982.0)
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 07:09:06 pm
The Hotseat thread hardly helps...
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 07:16:01 pm
You do not insult the hotseat threads. Except the Hotseat:Everyone thread. What the hell was I thinking when I made that?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 07:17:02 pm
You do not insult the hotseat threads. Except the Hotseat:Everyone thread. What the hell was I thinking when I made that?

A bit that was a little insane.. I know it's really hard for me at times to keep up with my hotseat thread.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 07:45:39 pm
Banning me from General won't have much of an effect

Quote
   
Salvaged Messages       4195
General       1612
The Music       1015
Arcade       381

I still post pretty heavily in Music

You post more than me, in percentage of total posts (and in number of posts, too, of course, you post whore ;D ). I might be slightly more active in Arcade, though. Again in percentage of posts, not number.

And since the new forum came up, you've only posted about 500 posts more than me in General, so you're not really that spammy anymore.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 07:48:09 pm
We need more statistics.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 08:23:37 pm
And since the new forum came up, you've only posted about 500 posts more than me in General, so you're not really that spammy anymore.

Or you've become that which you loathe, you spamwhale you.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 10:26:00 pm
We need more statistics.

You've posted 2546 times. If you post 1000 times more, you'll have posted 3546 times!
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 10:26:40 pm
We need more statistics.

You've posted 2546 times. If you post 1000 times more, you'll have posted 3546 times!

ooooo.. Someone's on the ball.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:27:56 pm
MDX, shut your piehole...
We like people that post alot, but each post has to say something that makes you happy.

HAHAHA
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 10:28:57 pm
2004? That was almost two years ago!
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 10:29:57 pm
MDX, shut your piehole...
We like people that post alot, but each post has to say something that makes you happy.

HAHAHA


lmao, that's gold.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 10:30:27 pm
ooooo.. Someone's on the ball.

Go, go Maths
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:31:35 pm
Maths are for dinkies.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on December 30, 2005, 10:33:42 pm
Maths are for dinkies.


Apparently, so is English.

Murderer.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:35:21 pm
Maths are for dinkies.


Apornantlie Sow ies englash

What the !~?1

Haha, fucking around with qoutes. Hmm beer.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on December 30, 2005, 10:36:55 pm
Maths are for dinkies.


Apornantlie Sow ies englash

What the !~?1

Haha, fucking around with qoutes. Hmm beer.

ZOMG! h0w? d3eD j00 do0 tH@7?!111oneoneone
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 10:37:44 pm
That's 'quotes', pillock. Even when it's written in such a tiny font, I can still intrinsically point out errors in spelling \o/
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:38:25 pm
That's 'qoutes', pillock. Even when it's written in such a tiny font, I can still intrinsically point out errors in spelling \o/

What qoutes ?

Its the name of my neibours !

I was putting my volume up, and they got all p/d off.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on December 30, 2005, 10:40:13 pm
That's 'quotes', pillock. Even when it's written in such a tiny font, I can still intrinsically point out errors in spelling \o/

Grammar and Spelling Nazi Team Assemble?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 10:42:40 pm
Was that an anagram?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 10:42:46 pm
What ho chaps?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:43:57 pm
Hey fiindil, you´ve changed your sig
 :P

yeah..

okay

beer.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on December 30, 2005, 10:48:08 pm
Was that an anagram?

Noooo...<.<

>.>
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:51:08 pm
Was that an anagram?

13-3-2-21-1-1-8-5
O,Draconian Devil!
Oh,Lame Saint!

Do not read the small letters *spoiler*

Leonardo Da Vinci !
The Mona Lisa !
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 10:51:29 pm
ZOMG! h0w? d3eD j00 do0 tH@7?!111oneoneone

I is more 1337
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 10:53:16 pm
Was that an anagram?

13-3-2-21-1-1-8-5
O,Draconian Devil!
Oh,Lame Saint!

Do not read the small letters *spoiler*

Leonardo Da Vinci !
The Mona Lisa !


Don't remind me.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 10:54:11 pm
Ahh, what, The movie is coming out may 16,2006.

woo0ot.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on December 30, 2005, 10:54:45 pm
I've seen the trailer. In Quicktime. See the post a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 01:00:40 am
I'll watch the movie, fly to the Vatican, burn a bible, and then sue Dan Brown for brainwashing me.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Laser.T on December 31, 2005, 02:03:30 am
Until they make Northern Lights (The Golden Compass for you dumb Americans) into a film, I ain't going to the cinema again...

... Honestly...
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 02:06:46 am
Didn't they have to remove all religious references in the Dark Materials trilogy to make them into films?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Laser.T on December 31, 2005, 02:18:01 am
Didn't they have to remove all religious references in the Dark Materials trilogy to make them into films?

Probably.

What are the church scared of? Losing what few remain of their flock?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Trezker on December 31, 2005, 09:08:15 am
MDX, shut your piehole...
We like people that post alot, but each post has to say something that makes you happy.

HAHAHA


I wrote that o_O
Totally forgotten, I thought it was a quote of someone else until I read my name there.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 31, 2005, 06:12:15 pm
Didn't they have to remove all religious references in the Dark Materials trilogy to make them into films?


Really? What about the issue with the Da Vinci Code then?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Valentine Revolution on December 31, 2005, 06:19:13 pm
Until they make Northern Lights (The Golden Compass for you dumb Americans) into a film, I ain't going to the cinema again...

... Honestly...

They called it 'The Golden Compass'?!? Losers.

There was a play of it in London ages ago, wonder if its still running? Fucking love those books, I cried at the end :(
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on December 31, 2005, 06:28:08 pm
There was a play of it in London ages ago, wonder if its still running? Fucking love those books, I cried at the end :(

Me too, nice to know I'm not alone. :]
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 06:57:53 pm
I found The Amber Spyglass to be really slow. I didn't finish it, much like Return of the King. Just like LOTR, the first two were pretty damn good, and then the third is like a dental operation performed by travelling acrobats.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: MDX on December 31, 2005, 07:53:38 pm
MDX, shut your piehole...
We like people that post alot, but each post has to say something that makes you happy.

HAHAHA


I wrote that o_O
Totally forgotten, I thought it was a quote of someone else until I read my name there.

Did it actually happen? im racking the search button trying to find it, dunno why.. but yes.. in reply to your imaginary post of cloud wisdom.

No. ;) Happy new year trez buddy *kiss kiss*
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 01, 2006, 12:01:49 pm
MDX, shut your piehole...
We like people that post alot, but each post has to say something that makes you happy.

HAHAHA


I wrote that o_O
Totally forgotten, I thought it was a quote of someone else until I read my name there.

Did it actually happen? im racking the search button trying to find it, dunno why.. but yes.. in reply to your imaginary post of cloud wisdom.

No. ;) Happy new year trez buddy *kiss kiss*

Yes, in the "FALLOUT STOP SPAMMING" thread :'( I'm spamming again, arent I? Should I go in the closet again? :-\
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Smeagol on January 01, 2006, 01:47:36 pm
Yes.

/me moves several heavy objects around
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 09:42:09 am
LET ME OUT!! :(

/me bangs on cupboard, and calls for Chuck Norris to help him out
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on January 04, 2006, 04:59:02 pm
Did my posts just go down a lot, or is that me. :/
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 06:39:51 pm
*Slams herself through door, shattering it to pieces*

Out you come Fallout  ;D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 04, 2006, 08:17:04 pm
Last time I checked your name wasn't Chuck Norris...
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on January 04, 2006, 08:19:09 pm
Last time I checked your name wasn't Chuck Norris...

Although, if it was, I would be thoroughly creeped out.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 04, 2006, 08:23:23 pm
If BeautifulNightmare turned out to be Chuck Norris, I'd probably die from the shock.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 08:38:29 pm
*Slams herself through door, shattering it to pieces*

Out you come Fallout  ;D

I asked for Chuck Norris! But I guess you are better.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 04, 2006, 09:36:42 pm
Noone is better than Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on January 04, 2006, 10:51:39 pm
Except maybe Walker Texas Ranger, or the guy who sells Bo-Flexes! Now those guy's are cool!
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 11:34:34 pm
And me according to Fallout  :D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: SpeedD on January 04, 2006, 11:37:51 pm
And me according to Fallout  :D

That one went right over your head didn't it?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 11:43:18 pm
And me according to Fallout  :D

That one went right over your head didn't it?

Yeah, everything does  :-[

SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!  >:(

HUGS!  ;D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on January 04, 2006, 11:44:53 pm
Yeah, everything does  :-[

SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!  >:(

HUGS!  ;D

Leave that hugging to the hugging thread. XP
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: MDX on January 05, 2006, 10:18:19 am
Idd!

Chuck Norris is better than all of us, Including BN, don't try to defy it.

That man doesnt read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants. Can you do that? Clearly not, captain. Rhetorical question STRIKES.. once fucking more. To music college, speak later bitchesss ;                         ..)
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 05, 2006, 03:32:57 pm
Learning through visual osmosis for the win. That and he could kick your ass in a fight. He could probably take the entire board population at once.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on January 05, 2006, 09:28:48 pm
Sharingan is quite handy when learning new stuff.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on January 05, 2006, 11:41:01 pm
Learning through visual osmosis for the win. That and he could kick your ass in a fight. He could probably take the entire board population at once.

Is that that hard? XD
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: chompy on January 06, 2006, 06:04:34 am
For the uninformed, Which Chuck Noris movie do you recommend to watch?
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 06:45:57 am
Chuck Norris can deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones, and most probably you too, but BeautifulNightmare can rip your balls off with her bare hands.

Messy.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: MDX on January 06, 2006, 10:28:05 am
For the uninformed, Which Chuck Noris movie do you recommend to watch?

Any of the back to vietnam series, preferably from 1 to.. whatever number its currently at. He refuses to leave that place!
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 06, 2006, 02:11:55 pm
I'm still putting my money on Mas Oyama.

(http://www.diegobeltran.com/pics/oyama/legend/oyama_bull-1.jpg)
(http://www.diegobeltran.com/pics/oyama/legend/oyama_bull-2.jpg)
(http://www.arts.ualberta.ca/~aoki/Kickboxing/oyama/Oyama_bull.jpg)
(http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/halloffame/images/masoyama2.gif)

This isn't a man you'd like to fuck with unless you've got a firearm.

Unfortunately, he didn't star in too many movies, as he was busy kicking peoples ass.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 06, 2006, 05:57:23 pm
Doesn't he have a movie with Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee where he plays a rival kung fu/karate master? I think that one would be good.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Julmis on January 06, 2006, 07:41:34 pm
Doesn't he have a movie with Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee where he plays a rival kung fu/karate master? I think that one would be good.

Chuck was in one Bruce Lee movie as I have said somewhere. He had a fight with Bruce at the Colosseum and Jackie Chan was one stuntman in that movie. I'm not sure but it _might_ be true.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 06, 2006, 08:17:12 pm
I found a book called The Martial Arts Almanac in my house and it has a section on Chuck Norris. According to it there is a fight scene between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in the Roman Coliseum in the movie Return of the Dragon. It also says that some of Chuck Norris' better movies are The Octagon and Lone Wolf McQuade in which he faces off against David Carradine.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Bates on January 06, 2006, 08:22:55 pm
wtf, is he fondling a yak in those pictures? How twisted is that.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 08:37:39 pm
wtf, is he fondling a yak in those pictures? How twisted is that.

(http://www.arts.ualberta.ca/~aoki/Kickboxing/oyama/Oyama_bull.jpg)

This picture is particularly disturbing, the look in his eye as he rubs the Yak's horn up and down.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Trezker on January 06, 2006, 08:50:57 pm
http://yakfondling.istheshit.net/
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 09:09:30 pm
http://yakfondling.istheshit.net/

Rofl. pld ;D
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on January 06, 2006, 10:25:14 pm
Tony Jaa is very cool.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 07, 2006, 12:48:20 am
It's actually an ox.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: chompy on January 07, 2006, 01:22:41 am
Cool Beans! I'll try and rent one out next time I'm at the movie store

/mr writes on the movies to rent from the movie store the next.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: dialupdaemon on January 07, 2006, 08:18:31 pm
Tony Jaa is very cool.

If you like the whole Muay Thai thing. I think the elbows got a little excessive in Ong Bak and it definitely isn't as pretty to watch as some of Jackie Chan's older kung fu movies (Drunken Master ftw!).
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: Goshawk on January 07, 2006, 08:22:01 pm
If you like the whole Muay Thai thing. I think the elbows got a little excessive in Ong Bak and it definitely isn't as pretty to watch as some of Jackie Chan's older kung fu movies (Drunken Master ftw!).

Yeah, that was one of the few bad points with his slightly low range of moves.
Title: Re: Now that's just scary...
Post by: slippy0 on January 07, 2006, 09:10:36 pm
If you like the whole Muay Thai thing. I think the elbows got a little excessive in Ong Bak and it definitely isn't as pretty to watch as some of Jackie Chan's older kung fu movies (Drunken Master ftw!).

Yeah, that was one of the few bad points with his slightly low range of moves.

I love all of jackies old movies  ;D

drunken master is my favorite by far, but I have some older ones that arne't focused around jackie, and they are helarious!
its like slapstick humor comedy, with crazy asian-style kung-fu, and bad acting all in one!!!
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 07, 2006, 09:11:50 pm
But if it works it works. He would probably leave Jackie Chan lying in a blood heap on the ground if they ever fought in real life, even though Jackie is at a slight age disadvantage...

slippy0: Drunken Master is one of my favourite movies of all time. His older stuff is so brilliant, perfect mix of fighting, plot (or lack thereof) and humor.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 07, 2006, 09:49:54 pm
Yeah suppose so. That's only because Chan is much more of a showman, and a better one at that.
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Post by: Trezker on January 08, 2006, 09:16:13 am
Yeah, Drunken Master is good.
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Post by: Fallout on January 10, 2006, 02:27:32 pm
I agree, I'm not using this thread as a reason to tell you to

MUSH! MUSH! POST FASTER!

or anything, I just think its too quiet.
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Post by: Trezker on January 10, 2006, 09:06:23 pm
/me huggles Fallout
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Post by: Bates on January 10, 2006, 09:44:38 pm
Strange, this isn't the hug thread.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 10, 2006, 09:56:30 pm
*HUGGLES!*  ;D
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Post by: Bates on January 10, 2006, 10:07:13 pm
Now that's just scary.

Actually it isn't, but I wanted to be on topic.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 10, 2006, 10:34:25 pm
Being on topic is highly overrated.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 10, 2006, 11:48:35 pm
Much like Canada.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 10, 2006, 11:53:51 pm
Eh? :P
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 11, 2006, 02:59:53 am
Much like Canada.

Not really, most people don't know anything about Canada.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 11, 2006, 03:11:03 am
Much like Canada.

I didn't know Canada had a rating!
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 11, 2006, 03:13:37 am
It's 2 stars. We were deducted for being so cold and primitive.
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Post by: Fallout on January 11, 2006, 01:40:49 pm
Much like Canada.

Not really, most people don't know anything about Canada.

Because they dont do anything. I think the biggest thing Canada has done is Ice Hockey, and only Canadians like it. Figures.
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Post by: Laser.T on January 11, 2006, 02:42:48 pm
The only thing Canada managed to do, historically, is get in the way of the North West Trade Passage. Damn Canadians got in the way of us Europeans easily trading with the Far East.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 11, 2006, 06:28:49 pm
Because they dont do anything. I think the biggest thing Canada has done is Ice Hockey, and only Canadians like it. Figures.

That's untrue. I quite enjoy the giant riots between Canada and Russia in the Winter Olympics every few years.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 11, 2006, 10:24:40 pm
We do take our hockey quite seriously. Coincedentally though, as I've mentioned before, I happen to think hockey is highly overrated.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 11, 2006, 11:52:57 pm
Yeah, I understand hockey is very important to the Canadians. ;D Still, I've never really got into it myself, all I can remember from it is sliding around in the mud while 'playing' it at school.
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Post by: Bates on January 11, 2006, 11:54:52 pm
Wait, we're not talking abou ice hockey? There's actually hockey without ice and players beating each other up?
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Post by: SpeedD on January 11, 2006, 11:57:02 pm
Wait, we're not talking abou ice hockey? There's actually hockey without ice and players beating each other up?

In Canada, we just say Hockey, we assume it's on the ice.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 11, 2006, 11:57:43 pm
Nah, I think it's tradition in Canada to play ice-hockey. But my personal memories of hockey are on a muddy football field.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 11, 2006, 11:59:03 pm
Hockey without ice is cool.
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Post by: Bates on January 12, 2006, 12:00:30 am
There's also a sport where French girls in short skirts throw around a ball with strange devices. Forgot the name, but it was entertaining.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 12, 2006, 12:01:23 am
I enjoyed lacrosse more than hockey. It was really violent because you could hit randomers with the lacrosse stick and the ball was really hard so you could smack people in the face with it  ;)
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Post by: SpeedD on January 12, 2006, 12:02:48 am
There's also a sport where French girls in short skirts throw around a ball with strange devices. Forgot the name, but it was entertaining.

Porn?
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 12, 2006, 12:03:41 am
There's also a sport where French girls in short skirts throw around a ball with strange devices. Forgot the name, but it was entertaining.

I think that's the sport I was talking about afterwards... lacrosse?
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Post by: Bates on January 12, 2006, 12:05:17 am
Creepy. Yes it is. I looked it up on wikipedia, they have pictures.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 12, 2006, 12:06:43 am
Yeah, I was in the A-team for that  ;D (One of my only achievements) and it was fun.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 12, 2006, 12:47:35 am
I completly rocked at hockey on the tennis courts. I was the best hockey keeper in the school (yes, better than all of the girls too) and this was without all of the padding crap as well. With the padding, I felt like the Michelin Man, and moved as such.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 12, 2006, 12:49:12 am
Hockey on the tennis courts?

Fuck, we can't afford tennis courts XD
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Post by: Smeagol on January 12, 2006, 12:50:24 am
We have a bunch of wannabe posh snobby kids, so tennis courts are near enough compulsory. Hockey + tennis courts = every except me bleeding like a whore.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 12, 2006, 12:52:21 am
Ya know a shitty sport, curling.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 12, 2006, 12:54:21 am
Shitty sport? Rugby. I play it like a frenchman[1] and it's still not fun.

[1] Cheating like a bitch, including tripping other players. I once sent some chav kid flying a few feet. Ah, memories.
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 12, 2006, 01:04:37 am
Hell, curling owns.
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Post by: Einkoro on January 12, 2006, 05:49:35 am
Let's not forget WW1 or 2. Without Canada we'd probably be speaking german.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 12, 2006, 11:45:46 pm
Apparently fishing is a sport?
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Post by: Bates on January 13, 2006, 12:09:50 am
For the fishes. It's a survival of the fittest thing.
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Post by: chompy on January 13, 2006, 05:42:32 am
There is nothing wrong with curling,  you just need to listen to proper commentary on it. Like Roy and HG, they are lengends in making things that are dull into things that are not dull. Australian thing, they are usually on in the olympics, they also do various sporting event too.
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Post by: Fallout on January 13, 2006, 12:56:10 pm
Curling is the 'sport' in P.E for people who cant be arsed to do sports.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 13, 2006, 10:04:49 pm
Hockey rocks, in the team too. :D
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 13, 2006, 10:13:58 pm
For the fishes. It's a survival of the fittest thing.

More like survival of the least stupid. Its not like they get chased down or anything, except for in bow/harpoon fishing. They have to be the ones to bite the hook first.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 13, 2006, 10:22:50 pm
For the fishes. It's a survival of the fittest thing.

More like survival of the least stupid. Its not like they get chased down or anything, except for in bow/harpoon fishing. They have to be the ones to bite the hook first.

Not the way I fished.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 13, 2006, 11:20:10 pm
Fishing turns fun once you introduce cruise missles to the equation. Those damned aquatic beasts don't stand a chance.