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Title: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:19:13 am
*Hugs!!!!!!!!!*  ;D

That's all.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 27, 2005, 01:20:22 am
I love you too.


Or something...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 27, 2005, 01:23:37 am
Aww, it's like a cuddle party just for us. Except that, unlike people who attend these parties, we aren't obese and short-winded.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 27, 2005, 01:25:57 am
Aww, it's like a cuddle party just for us. Except that, unlike people who attend these parties, we aren't obese and short-winded.

Uhhh....?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:26:27 am
HEHEHE!!!!!!! An actual 'cuddle party'

*Adds to 'to do' list*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 27, 2005, 01:26:50 am
Another sausage party then?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 27, 2005, 01:28:09 am
Aww, it's like a cuddle party just for us. Except that, unlike people who attend these parties, we aren't obese and short-winded.

Uhhh....?

Do a google image search on "cuddle party". It's not pleasant.

Another sausage party then?

Meatspin?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 27, 2005, 01:29:58 am
Meatspin?

No, I wouldn't dream of it (http://www.meatspin.com)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 01:45:01 am
Meatspin?

No, I wouldn't dream of it (http://www.meatspin.com)

I like what you did with your text there and the 'LOOK ITS A LINK, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO CLICK IT' thing. (http://www.myspace.com/killswitchengage)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 27, 2005, 01:47:14 am
They rock. So what?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:48:07 am
Yay! Killswitch!  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 01:50:27 am
DAMN. Myspace noticed it. -.-

It WAS a fake site, it loaded that up, everything seemed fine until BANG it loaded up a huge .gif fullscreen of RATHER nasty images (tubgirl, goatse, 10000000x worse pics) and screamed "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!!" repeatedly, and loaded up 100 odd instances of outlook express emailing IM@GAY.COM or something.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:51:13 am
DAMN. Myspace noticed it. -.-

It WAS a fake site, it loaded that up, everything seemed fine until BANG it loaded up a huge .gif fullscreen of RATHER nasty images (tubgirl, goatse, 10000000x worse pics) and screamed "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!!" repeatedly, and loaded up 100 odd instances of outlook express emailing IM@GAY.COM or something.

Shame I missed it.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 01:51:54 am
LOL. Sick sick girl :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 27, 2005, 01:52:59 am
No it wouldn't. I completly ripped apart Outlook Express from my install :D The worst it could do would try to load up OE, fail and repeat until a system crash. Which is far better than e-mailing some unscrupulous addresses.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:56:20 am
EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG!  ;D

(Quote from Bender I know)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 01:56:40 am
/me lines up
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 27, 2005, 01:57:52 am
/me too
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 01:59:23 am
*HUGS!*  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 02:04:29 am
:DDDDDDDDD

/me hugs back!!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 27, 2005, 03:42:10 am
/me hugs anyone who'll let him!

Especially with an avatar like that clearly showing great attractiveness....

/me winks at Fallout
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 27, 2005, 05:10:23 am
/me winks back at Generalissimo... Then slowly backs away.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 27, 2005, 06:38:52 am
/me closes the distance unblinkingly
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: chompy on December 27, 2005, 09:06:43 am
Plays music:

Queen - Dont Stop me now

/me starts shittly little camera thingy on phone and hides underneath the oversided furry or whatever they are called.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: MDX on December 27, 2005, 04:01:49 pm
/me gets in wrong queue.. gets fugged

ITS NOT LIKE A HUG OMG EJSUIAORH ARHHH!!!!


i know real pain now O_O.. *cries and spins in circles on the ground singing Celebration by Kool & the Gang*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 04:07:02 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

More hugs are required in this thread I think........ from EVERYONE!!!  >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: MDX on December 27, 2005, 04:09:01 pm
pff, ok

/me hugs BeautifulNightmare

=)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Lexx on December 27, 2005, 04:20:51 pm
EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG!  ;D

Don't touch me.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 04:28:44 pm
EVERYONE LINE UP FOR A HUG!  ;D

Don't touch me.

*poke*  hehehehehe

*Runs off giggling*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 27, 2005, 04:32:03 pm
Could we drop that "strictly non-sexual" part of the cuddle party?

Anyway, seems hugging is in again on the forums. Been a long time now. So, sure

/me hugs BeautifulNightmare. And MDX. And Rehevekor. And Chompy. And Generalissimo. And Fiindil. And even Fallout. And BeautifulNightmare, once again.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: refic on December 27, 2005, 04:45:02 pm
Ok then, I'm here to be hugged.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 27, 2005, 05:01:05 pm
/me hugs self

NEUROTIC COMING THROUGH.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 27, 2005, 09:41:58 pm
If world leaders just hugged for a few minutes, there would be less killing. And more stabbing in the back while hugging.... But they should still do it because hugs are awesome.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 27, 2005, 10:03:50 pm
Isn't it just wonderful that huggles are so popular?  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 27, 2005, 10:54:06 pm
Its just because its easier to type "hug" instead of "kiss"
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Einkoro on December 28, 2005, 01:55:44 am
Cuddling > *

/me cuddles firefox plushie
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: SpeedD on December 28, 2005, 01:58:22 am
Ah, what?! You've got a plushie Firefox?! I want one ;_;
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Laser.T on December 28, 2005, 02:58:55 am
Ah, what?! You've got a plushie Firefox?! I want one ;_;

I have two. And neither have the slightest connection with Mozilla.

/me waits for hug
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: chompy on December 28, 2005, 03:46:59 am
/me hugs Torp , Fiindil  ,  Laser Akakori, BeautifulNightmare and everyone else

Please note that hug was just long enough for it not to be gay. It was just right
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: SpeedD on December 28, 2005, 04:04:18 am
Big arms...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 28, 2005, 11:47:11 am
I think it's about time to impose a group hug!  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: refic on December 28, 2005, 12:01:08 pm
/me prepares
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 28, 2005, 01:38:55 pm
Uhoh...

/me braces himself for impact.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 28, 2005, 01:44:18 pm
And one hell of an impact it will be... IF EVERYONE JOINS IN!!!  >:(  Not having any half-arsed attempts!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 28, 2005, 02:56:05 pm
/me puts on Flak Jacket.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 28, 2005, 08:23:40 pm
/me hides in the stabbing corner
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 28, 2005, 08:49:03 pm

/me is in good spirits and hugs all in sight!

At long last, I am no longer poor!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 28, 2005, 10:17:59 pm
You're now avoiding the attention of the Belfast police force?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 28, 2005, 10:22:32 pm

As a Renegade Anarchist Folk Hero, much of my time is spent avoiding the Belfast Police Force.

Luckily, I live in one of those neighbourhoods where the police don't traditionally go...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 28, 2005, 10:24:10 pm
Damned police corruption >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Trezker on December 28, 2005, 10:33:38 pm
/me hugs BeautifulNightmare from behind and places a kiss on teh neck.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 29, 2005, 12:41:31 am
get a room!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Julmis on December 29, 2005, 01:03:30 am
I want to hug somebody :(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 01:09:18 am
get a room!
or two
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 01:14:00 am
Everyone can hug anyone... we're all friends here  ;D (Just try not to let it get too friendly)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 29, 2005, 01:19:24 am
마술사's picture is sooo inviting though. :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 01:21:48 am
Aw c'mon goshawk, you know you love me :-*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 01:23:33 am
That avatar has to be the most disturbing thing I've seen since I looked in the mirror.

That guy in the image is obviously a very confused and troubled individual.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 29, 2005, 01:25:24 am
Aw c'mon goshawk, you know you love me :-*

Kissing through the panties?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 01:59:42 am
This is where I say "Yay for Adblock"
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 29, 2005, 02:35:29 am
This is where I say "Whats Adblock?"
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 02:37:11 am
Get Firefox
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 29, 2005, 02:37:51 am
I cant bring myself to adblock it. theres something, captivating to it...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 02:46:16 am
I cant bring myself to adblock it. theres something, captivating to it...

You think?  ???
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 02:49:48 am
I cant bring myself to adblock it. theres something, captivating to it...

You think?  ???
I do :>
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 02:52:07 am
I cant bring myself to adblock it. theres something, captivating to it...

I wonder if VisionThing has seen that other delightful image in 'Downtime' would he be saying the same thing then?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: dialupdaemon on December 29, 2005, 03:35:39 am
I cant bring myself to adblock it. theres something, captivating to it...

I can and did. It was interesting for a little bit but then just started to get a bit disturbing...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Layson Juravis on December 29, 2005, 07:12:09 am
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *splut*

*falls into the pile of hugs*

Whoa... I haven't been here in a while... uhm.... Everyone, muffins?... Redeemer!

*hugs all and walks off in a daze*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Laser.T on December 29, 2005, 12:16:53 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *splut*

*falls into the pile of hugs*

Whoa... I haven't been here in a while... uhm.... Everyone, muffins?... Redeemer!

*hugs all and walks off in a daze*

Yes!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 02:19:58 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *splut*

*falls into the pile of hugs*

Whoa... I haven't been here in a while... uhm.... Everyone, muffins?... Redeemer!

*hugs all and walks off in a daze*

That's the Machinae Supremacy forum spirit!  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 04:16:59 pm
Redeemer Muffins, now with extra iron content, for todays more metal climes.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on December 29, 2005, 04:57:15 pm
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *splut*

*falls into the pile of hugs*

Whoa... I haven't been here in a while... uhm.... Everyone, muffins?... Redeemer!

*hugs all and walks off in a daze*

Soon. Soon.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 04:59:28 pm
Preciousssssss...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: MDX on December 29, 2005, 05:09:21 pm
Blocked, i have to take care of my eyes in 2006. No smoking cigars through the retina anymore.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2005, 05:17:10 pm
Megadokyo: Could you please do that one last time, capture it on film and let us see it?

Do it for me, please...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: MDX on December 29, 2005, 05:29:56 pm
Rules are rules, tell you what, ill prank call chuck norris, then do it, after i've prank called chuck norris, im a goner anyway.

Don't Fuck with Chuck.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 29, 2005, 07:40:58 pm
I want my own stabbing corner.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 07:41:47 pm
I want my own stabbing corner.

You can have your own cuddle corner.  :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 07:42:48 pm
I want my own stabbing corner.

MIIIINE! MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 09:11:16 pm
Come on everyone, you all deserve a hug!  ;D ;D ;D

*HUGGLES!!*  
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 09:22:15 pm
I'm allergic to hugs.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 09:39:18 pm
NO ONE IS ALLERGIC TO HUGS!  >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 09:40:29 pm
I am allergic to hugs.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 09:41:48 pm
Fiiiiiiiine, beeeeeee allergic... and miss out on the forum huggles!  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Layson Juravis on December 29, 2005, 09:49:47 pm
Mind as well face it, you're addicted to hugs!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:06:00 pm
I'm allergic to kicks in the face.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:07:26 pm
I'm allergic to kicks in the face.

Don't worry about that here! This is the CUDDLE thread.  :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:08:00 pm
/me kicks Fiindil in the face
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:08:42 pm
/me kicks Fiindil in the face

GET OUT  >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:09:54 pm
Not until I see him break out in hives!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:10:46 pm
Not until I see him break out in hives!

Okay, well after that then?  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:11:14 pm
/me begins to spasm

SUFFER AMERIKANKOREAN

*more unneccesary twitching*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:12:04 pm
Fiindil now knows the
Ultimate pain of death, with
Chopsticks up his ass
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:12:44 pm
MY BATHING SUIT AREA!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:13:24 pm
마술사 you can leave now.  :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:14:24 pm
There were no hives, just spasming.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:14:58 pm
You can still leave  :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:15:07 pm
NP: Fiindil - OH GOD MY HIVES ARE OUTBREAKING AGAIN
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:16:33 pm
You can still leave  :)
What if I don't =o
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:17:01 pm
You can still leave  :)
What if I don't =o

Then that's totally fine.  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:17:31 pm
I shall be forced to throw you into an industrial sized printing press.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:18:31 pm
You can still leave  :)
What if I don't =o

Then that's totally fine.  ;D
I think I'll stay then :]

Also, Fiindil: Have a hug from Mr Haiku :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:21:04 pm
Everyone can stay here, just so long as the know this is the cuddle thread... Noooooo evilness  >:(


Is evilness a word?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:22:40 pm
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=evilness

Yes
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:26:24 pm
Woohoo! I'm right!  ;D

ALL BOW TO YOUR ALMIGHTY MASTER
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 29, 2005, 10:30:08 pm
I bow before no-one
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:32:38 pm
I bow before no-one

NOT EVEN YOUR MASTER  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: L'homme magique on December 29, 2005, 10:35:46 pm
Without a question mark, that sounds like an order.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 10:38:02 pm
Without a question mark, that sounds like an order.

Yes it does, but we'll ignore that  :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on December 29, 2005, 10:57:46 pm
I bow before no-one

Aww, just like the scene in LOTR:ROTK, where Aragorn tells the Hobbits "You, my friends, bow before no one" and then there's this great cgi shot of Minas Tirith.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 29, 2005, 11:09:07 pm
Well, no one has to bow to me really.  ;D

Hugs are more than adequate.

*HUGS!*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 02:08:51 am
/me kicks Fiindil in the face

GET OUT  >:(
AAAHAHAHAHAHA that was brilliant.


But yea, what is up with you and master stuff, nightmare ?

Feeling dominant, are we ?

Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:10:33 am
Lol, not at all... Just creating an extremely false sense of extremely false self-importance.  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 02:11:40 am
Lol, not at all... Just creating an extremely false sence of extremely false self-importance.  ;D

Haha !

I guess its not as bad as i thought :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:12:14 am
Damn straight  :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Einkoro on December 30, 2005, 12:44:01 pm
Ah, what?! You've got a plushie Firefox?! I want one ;_;
Yap, the only thing I have to cuddle other than real cats which shed and scratch.  :'(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Trezker on December 30, 2005, 01:01:35 pm
I have nothing to cuddle and persocons haven't been invented yet.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 01:03:06 pm
I have nothing to cuddle and persocons haven't been invented yet.

At the very least you have your good friends here at the forum.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Trezker on December 30, 2005, 01:04:15 pm
Yeah, but you don't quite bring the physical touch.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 01:05:23 pm
Yeah, you win.  >:(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 01:33:22 pm
Woohoo! I'm right!  ;D

ALL BOW TO YOUR ALMIGHTY MASTER

There's no reason to make my underlings do that kind of stuff for me. Here at the forum, we try to keep a friendly and non-dominant relationship with each other. Not that I don't appreciate your effort, it would be kinda fun to have lots of people bow down before me, but still, I believe that would ultimately lead to more problems than gratification.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 01:39:16 pm
Sorry Torp  :(

*Hands a daffodil to the one almighty master*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 01:51:17 pm
/me dropkicks Torp in the kneecap and runs off into the distance
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 01:58:38 pm
*BeautifulNightmare sits on the floor cross-legged with a BIG FAT ANNOYING smile just grinning at everyone*

 ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 02:07:00 pm
[color=red     *BeautifulNightmare sits on the floor cross-legged with a BIG FAT ANNOYING smile just grinning at everyone*[/color]

So much easier to type /me
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:10:10 pm
Lol, I'll do that from now on.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Laser.T on December 30, 2005, 02:45:08 pm
/me


LIES! Doesn't work! It's all lies!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:54:22 pm
Experiment in progress...

/me

Experiment complete.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:57:25 pm
Right then Gang...

I've established it doesn't work... not for me anyway  ;D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Laser.T on December 30, 2005, 02:58:45 pm
Double post OMG

/me mocks BN and her double posting!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 02:59:55 pm
YOU DID A TRIPLE POST EARLIER!!!!!!!!!  >:(

*Smacks face into moniter*
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Post by: Laser.T on December 30, 2005, 03:01:32 pm
/me thinks BN is delusional
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 03:06:02 pm
Nah.. I'm quite normal  :)
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Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 03:21:36 pm
You have to type /me then action

/me then action
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 03:27:12 pm
Second experiment in progress...

/me strokes piggy by the side of me.

End of experiment.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 05:46:48 pm
/me dropkicks Torp in the kneecap and runs off into the distance

Fiindil, you shouldn't attack your fellow rules master like that. Not that you kick hard enough for me to actually notice it, but one day you might get lucky, and give me a slight sprain or something.
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Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 05:48:44 pm
Methinks an ego transplat could be in order for Mr.Torp. I just need to find someone pretty humble, then watch them explode from the inside due to the uncontrollable ego inside of them.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 06:24:42 pm
You could make a show out of it... people would pay to see that.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 06:49:16 pm
Isn't everything a show? Of course, the shows are of variable quality, and not all are worth paying money for.

And I can't see where that rumour of my extreme ego started. Oh, wait...but really, I don't have a high ego. I'm just clinically awesome.

I can be humble, though, if I feel like it. Not so humble my head explodes, but humble none-the-less.

Oh, and no you won't! I will keep my ego as it is, thank you very much!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 30, 2005, 06:50:41 pm
The almighty Torp has spoken.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 30, 2005, 06:52:07 pm
Hey, cool, I've got myself a Follower! She might be a bit overzealous, though. I'm not allmighty.
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Post by: Goshawk on December 30, 2005, 07:02:12 pm
Hey, cool, I've got myself a Follower! She might be a bit overzealous, though. I'm not allmighty.

Your signature suggests otherwise.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 30, 2005, 07:06:46 pm
The veil has fallen from mine eyes, I now see!  The Torpi are not gods, rather, they are overpowered members of the Machinae Supremacy forum, who are just uber.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on December 30, 2005, 07:09:17 pm
- with red banana print pyama´s.

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Post by: Einkoro on December 30, 2005, 09:44:33 pm
I have nothing to cuddle and persocons haven't been invented yet.
Well, there are always realdolls if you have the capital, about as close as you'll get to a persocon. :P
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 31, 2005, 03:29:53 am
I reign supreme, I am better than anyone who hadn't had a recent Hotseat by the time I got mine, in all respects, but that doesn't mean I'm allmighty.

And I'm not overpowered. I have no real powers, save my awesomeness. Oh, and a couple of other things, but they are secrets.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 12:12:47 pm
I reign supreme, I am better than anyone who hadn't had a recent Hotseat by the time I got mine

You're no better than I am then, which must be a real blow to your sense of self-worth.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 12:52:28 pm
I reign supreme, I am better than anyone who hadn't had a recent Hotseat by the time I got mine

You're no better than I am then, which must be a real blow to your sense of self-worth.

Ouch! Are you sure you wanr to be that harsh to Torp?  :P
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 12:56:02 pm
Hell yes. This early in the morning, it's one of the few things that can compensate for a lack of sleep.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 31, 2005, 01:27:34 pm
I reign supreme, I am better than anyone who hadn't had a recent Hotseat by the time I got mine

You're no better than I am then, which must be a real blow to your sense of self-worth.

Actually, I am. It's just not covered by the SG quote.

And no, it wouldn't really. You are quite worthy, despite what you think.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 01:28:49 pm
I reign supreme, I am better than anyone who hadn't had a recent Hotseat by the time I got mine

You're no better than I am then, which must be a real blow to your sense of self-worth.

Actually, I am. It's just not covered by the SG quote.

And no, it wouldn't really. You are quite worthy, despite what you think.

I agree actually. The forum wouldn't be the same if Fiindil didn't grace us with his presence.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 01:31:06 pm
For starters, there would be only the one post-whore
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 01:32:55 pm
Exactly! And not the post cunt.  ;D   *Giggles and bounces off into the distance*  
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 01:33:48 pm
You're part space-hopper? :-\
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 01:34:27 pm
Yeah, sure... why not?  :P ;D
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 31, 2005, 03:19:07 pm
Space-hoppers? And what might that be, if I may ask?
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 03:26:24 pm
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:pH29NzLp7-0J:www.pootergeek.com/wordpress/wp-content/Spacehoppers.co.uk.gif)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 03:35:19 pm
I used to have one of them. I always fell off and broke my face on a door or something as well.
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 03:39:02 pm
I didn't mind them, until I fell off of one face first into concrete when I was 7. Whew, did that hurt.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 31, 2005, 03:46:29 pm
Ah...those thingies. Think they were called "hoppeball" ("jumping ball") here. They were fun to play with, but I haven't seen one in ages now.

Never hurt myself using it, though. I am, through luck or awesomeness (probably the former), almost impervious to harm. No, really. The worst damage my body ever sustained was a broken thumb, and that was from stupidity (never, ever, ever, close a car door while holding your thumb on the inside of the frame. Especially not when the door is locked).
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 03:51:22 pm
The worst injury I have ever sustained was a suspected cracked rib, after I fell off a trampoline in a PE lesson last year. Landing on concrete (what the hell is wrong with my landings?) from about 9 foot in the air is always going to hurt like hell, especially landing side on. Following that, my second worst bit of damage I have sustained was again in a PE lesson, where some prick ran over my knee with studs, after I'd gone down.

I wonder if I could claim any compensation for being forced to do PE lessons...
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Post by: Trezker on December 31, 2005, 03:56:54 pm
Ah...those thingies. Think they were called "hoppeball" ("jumping ball") here. They were fun to play with, but I haven't seen one in ages now.

Never hurt myself using it, though. I am, through luck or awesomeness (probably the former), almost impervious to harm. No, really. The worst damage my body ever sustained was a broken thumb, and that was from stupidity (never, ever, ever, close a car door while holding your thumb on the inside of the frame. Especially not when the door is locked).
LOL, one of my friends held the pinky like that once when the driver slammed the door shut.
We laughed hard and long.
*roflmao* The memory of it is still very amusing.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 31, 2005, 04:02:56 pm
Oh, wait, yeah, I've had those cracked ribs as well. I was snowboarding, and fell forward. My elbow landed in my chest, and I got the air knocked out of me. Didn't think it was anything, and just continued snowboarding (after half a minute break to catch my breath again). But a week later, the pain was still there. And another week. Though I never did check myself up, I asked my mom if this sounded like broken ribs, and she said it sounded more like cracked. So I suppose that's what it was.

Not that cracked ribs stopped me from going to Stavanger Punk Rock Festival and jump around like a maniac in the moshpit. I did regret it a bit the morning after, but not enough to not do it again the next evening (this time with some amounts of alcohol to lessen the pain).
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Post by: Trezker on December 31, 2005, 04:09:12 pm
Now to review my history of injuries.

In the early years I put my hands in mangling machines a lot, at least the right hand, it has some hmmm, special features. Like a split nail and stuff.
I also nearly strangled myself with a jumping rope.

Later on I fell from a couple meters height and landed on my head, luckily there was something soft enough to save my life where I landed. There was mostly concrete around otherwise. But still, a part of my skull cracked.

Then I've gotten bruised quite a few times from being a bit too daring on a bicycle. Again I managed to slam my head against something hard once.

My foot got sprained once, that wasn't so serious though.
I cut myself in the hand with a knife once.

Last but not least I managed to break a bone in my left hand once, that hand was immobilised for 10 weeks.

Hmm, I think that's all...
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Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2005, 04:11:00 pm
Oh wait, I've also managed to sew my hand pretty much to a sewing machine. I couldn't move my hand due to the amount of thread around. I've also burnt myself innumerous times with a soldering iron.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 04:21:35 pm
I've never broken anything yet!

Although a few injuries are as follows:

- When riding a horse one time, galloping alongside a fence, the fucker decided to buck resulting in me flying through the air and landing on the sticking out post of this old mangled fence.. now that hurt a lot.

- Once when melting lego men (don't ask) I was burning happily the doctor sort, if any of you can remember that one, only to then drop it and the plastic of the lego dude became literally stuck to my hand.. a blister appeared right away only for me to pop it with a stone in my drive. I still I still have the scar  ;D

- I too have completed the sewing machine stunt.

- A rather painful and yet very amusing incident was as a young child my mum fully zipped up the skin of my chin in the metal zip of my coat (not on purpose!.... I think.. :P) But that hurt a lot.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on December 31, 2005, 04:27:11 pm
Oh, and I feel from the top of about 6 hay bales (all at least 3 feet depth.) The landing wasn't too hard, although it would've been a different story if I fell on my head, I fell on my side kind of. I got up about 2 seconds later, checked to see if anyone had witnessed this embarrassing incident and then walked away without any injuries whatsoever... Come to think of it I haven't told anyone about that until this day.. so you're all very special.  ;D
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Post by: Trezker on December 31, 2005, 04:54:37 pm
Hehe, falling brings up a couple of winter memories.
Going downhill near or straight at stones can be dangerous.

Once I ran straight into a stonefield and landed rather uncomfortably on the stones, it was not on purpose.
Then I went back up and the next ride ended up in the stones again, so then I gave up and walked home.
I was hurting all the way home, but I wasn't injured, just beaten.
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Post by: MDX on December 31, 2005, 04:59:03 pm
Parents are idiots. that is all.
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Post by: Goshawk on December 31, 2005, 06:08:46 pm
I got kicked by a horse, I no longer like horses.
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Post by: Kasumi-Astra on December 31, 2005, 09:16:57 pm
I haven't broken anything yet. Amazing really.

The amount of trees I used to climb I should have broken a neck or two by now. I climbed trees until I was 16, and climbed the same ones every day with friends on the way home from school. Oak trees are the best. They're the tallest and because they're so huge, the branches are really thick and far apart. It's most entertaining to jump between branches to climb 'em when you're so high you can see over the houses in your town.

The only operation I've had is to correct my teeth when I was at school. One started coming down at a stupid angle, so they cut away the gum so that it was exposed. They then attatched it to braces so it could be pulled down by force into place.

That's it so far, so I'll keep you updated :P
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Post by: Goshawk on December 31, 2005, 09:38:54 pm
I haven't broken any bones either, I have broken part of one of my front, upper teeth off though. It's plastic now.
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Post by: Trezker on December 31, 2005, 09:44:44 pm
AHA! You reminded me of another accident.
I was trying to pull out a rather stubborn large nail with a hammer.
The hammer slips off somehow are smacks into my front teeth, damn that hurt a lot!
Definitely one of the most painful experiences I've had, before I started getting hangovers.
It's a bit sensitive to cold on those teeth now.
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Post by: Goshawk on December 31, 2005, 09:52:32 pm
AHA! You reminded me of another accident.
I was trying to pull out a rather stubborn large nail with a hammer.
The hammer slips off somehow are smacks into my front teeth, damn that hurt a lot!
Definitely one of the most painful experiences I've had, before I started getting hangovers.
It's a bit sensitive to cold on those teeth now.

I did mine on the bottom of a swimming pool oddly enough.
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Post by: Einkoro on January 01, 2006, 09:16:44 am
Injuries... Well the ones I can remember:

- Burning my hand as a child by touching a piece of metal that was welded just a few seconds earlier. Hello red fleshly melted blob of a hand that taught me the meaning of hot. I was young enough that I didn't get any scar after it healed.
- Broke my left wrist in two places thanks to a wall that got in my way.
- Fractured/Bruised ribs from falling in the washroom and landing in the shower/bathtub.
- Pulled a ligament in one of my feet that ripped the bone it was attached to in half.
- Fractured my ankles a few times and sprained/pulled them many more times.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 01, 2006, 10:06:07 am
- Fractured my ankles a few times and sprained/pulled them many more times.

Coincidence?
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Post by: Fallout on January 01, 2006, 11:25:40 am
- Been run over by a light hatchback car and survived with only a broken collar bone and damaged ribs

- Fell off a rope swing about 3 stories high into a big log, luckily the log was in the mud, so it was a pretty soft landing i guess.. broke my nose, broke my collar bone again and gave me fuckin migranes for weeks :|

- Building a tree house, hammered a nail nearly completely through my thumb, fell out of said tree house head first and.. You guessed it, broke my collar bone AGAIN.

- Ran a door over all of my right toenails - 1cm space under the door, my toes are like.. 4cm. Theyre all split and disgusting. ew.

- Jumped off my old school roof and sprained my left ankle

- Missed a basketball and got it straight in the chin, broke 3 teeth and damaged my jaw bone

- Sprained my ankle and fell down 30 odd steps, damaging my fucking collar bone again -.-

Is it just me or am I the one with the most injuries? Or just the best memory :|
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Post by: Trezker on January 01, 2006, 12:51:36 pm
You just can't keep your damn collar bone whole.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 01, 2006, 12:57:10 pm
Your collar bone will be more susceptible to any damage because it'll be really weak in that area now.

Everyone probably knew that but I was trying to sound clever.  :'(

Hmmm, WELL! How about THIS for clever!... Maybe you should make a protective titanium case to go around your collar bone to protect it from any further incidents.  ;D
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Post by: Smeagol on January 01, 2006, 01:52:45 pm
How about THIS for clever?

When I was two (that's 13.5 years ago) I started swinging on an iron cord. Hello scar on my left hand that is still very visible!
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Post by: chompy on January 01, 2006, 02:28:11 pm
I havent broken any bones myself. This is all I can remember, my turn ;

When I was litteler (bad ensligh , ment to use younger). I was riding my mountain bike down my my local but not so local street at full speed. The type of speed your at in the top gears. Anyway There was a bustop and a long metal seat up ahead and I thought I had enough room to pass it. I thought wrong, my right knee (funny bone) hit the chair almost directly head on... I was in pain for a few minutes...

My ear has been cur (small) from a bad haircut in the past....
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Post by: Smeagol on January 01, 2006, 02:30:20 pm
Ah yes, bike riding. Another one for me.

Hill. Fiindil on bike, pedalling. Brakes don't work. Speed bump. Look at Fiindil fly! Look at Fiindil go dangerously close to that streetlamp. Look at him hit the streetlamp. Look at the streetlamp bend! Look at Fiindil in stupid amounts of pain from the stinging nettles beneath him.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 01, 2006, 02:43:07 pm
I've crashed into things with my bike as well, and one of these times I was really glad I wore a helmet. Quite high speed, didn't manage to go through a turn, and went smack with my head into the corner of a house. Pain, but it was over quite quickly. No lasting damages done.
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Post by: chompy on January 01, 2006, 02:45:22 pm
Haha I had another one where I was riding a street type-racing-bike (tour de france type) becuase my one was dead. So I was running around like I'd normally do forgetting it shouldn't be taken offroad, on grass. I came up to this jump, 3 foot hill, at full speed, launched myself in the air everything looks fine. On landing the front wheel was just a tiny bit off, I stacked it land face first in grass... have about 4 passer byers staring at me.

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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 01, 2006, 03:08:20 pm
Oh! Bike-related incidents. I was biking along where I live once and went into a field (not sure if it was private property but that's not the point of the story.) Anyway, it started to slope down pretty quick and in no time at all I was out of control and heding towards a fence.. there was no way I was ever going to stop so I considered throwing myself off the bike and into the many cow-shits beside me  :P Didn't make up my mind in time.. SMACK! It hurt.
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Post by: Bates on January 01, 2006, 03:20:01 pm
Hmmm, WELL! How about THIS for clever!... Maybe you should make a protective titanium case to go around your collar bone to protect it from any further incidents.  ;D

Didn't Iron Man do that?

Let's see, I did lots of stuff as a child including, but not limited to, burning, melting and generally destroying toys and not so toylike objects, most of which left me surprisingly unscarred. No broken bones so far, maybe that's because I have my cereals with milk. I also used to ride into things and people with my bike.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 01, 2006, 04:33:21 pm
- Been run over by a light hatchback car and survived with only a broken collar bone and damaged ribs

- Fell off a rope swing about 3 stories high into a big log, luckily the log was in the mud, so it was a pretty soft landing i guess.. broke my nose, broke my collar bone again and gave me fuckin migranes for weeks :|

- Building a tree house, hammered a nail nearly completely through my thumb, fell out of said tree house head first and.. You guessed it, broke my collar bone AGAIN.

- Ran a door over all of my right toenails - 1cm space under the door, my toes are like.. 4cm. Theyre all split and disgusting. ew.

- Jumped off my old school roof and sprained my left ankle

- Missed a basketball and got it straight in the chin, broke 3 teeth and damaged my jaw bone

- Sprained my ankle and fell down 30 odd steps, damaging my fucking collar bone again -.-

Is it just me or am I the one with the most injuries? Or just the best memory :|

Wow, that's a lot. I screwed up one of nails in a door. Not much though.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 01, 2006, 04:37:23 pm
The toilet over flowed once (as toilets do!) and I ran to get some towels from the draw, whipped open the draw at the speed of light, caught my nail at the wrong angle and ripped it off there and then.. I was stamping round the kitchen holding my hand while my mum was screaming 'WHERE ARE THE TOWELS!?!?!?!'
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Post by: Einkoro on January 01, 2006, 08:15:39 pm
Oh and how could I forget: I put a staple through one side of a finger and out the other. Wasn't so bad going in as it was pulling it out.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 01, 2006, 08:17:04 pm
My friend stood on a drawing pin bare foot... and she said it wasn't as bad going in as it was to take it out too.
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Post by: MDX on January 01, 2006, 08:17:56 pm
lol i win.

i ran through my front door, its a pane of glass, so much glass inside me within the space of a second, then i turned to my friends and said "its alrite, i just forgot my key"

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Post by: Outboundlight on January 01, 2006, 08:45:39 pm
I fractured my skull when I was 3 or 4 when my dad had me on the kiddie seat on the back of his bike and thought it would be fun to try and jump off a ramp. He was wearing a helmet, I was not.
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Post by: Kasumi-Astra on January 01, 2006, 10:17:11 pm
I honestly feel like I've experienced the worst pain I'm ever going to feel in my life already, with the operation on my tooth in the roof of my mouth. Pain in the roof of your mouth is quite exquisite, because it's so intimate. Honestly, I really do think that I'm not going to experience any worse pain.
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Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 01, 2006, 10:45:04 pm
My friend stood on a drawing pin bare foot... and she said it wasn't as bad going in as it was to take it out too.

I've done that, took me a little while to even notice. I've also had my hand slammed in a car door when I was about 6, painful as hell. I've never broken anything but got bruised ribs watching American Head Charge live.
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 01, 2006, 10:51:27 pm
was it worth it?
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Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 01, 2006, 10:59:10 pm
They were supporting Rammstein so yeah 8)
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 02, 2006, 12:35:44 am
I think my most painful experiences must have been either when I got circumsised (due to tight foreskin), or when I had an infection in one of my testicles (or possibly the vas deferens, whatever that's called in english (that's the latin term for it, btw)). With the circumsision, it wasn't that the pain was that intense, but that it didn't go away. The infection was quite horrible, at its worst, though. Imagine a feeling like being kicked hard in the balls whenever you move. That pretty much describes it. So I just tried to lay as still as I could.
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 02, 2006, 12:58:41 am
We still call them the vas deferens.

And yeah, ouch. Circumcision is not top of my list of desired surgeries. I have a recurring fear of having my nipples scraped off. I think that might be the most excrutiating...

I've chipped a tooth here and there, but never broken anything. I stay away from danger and/or get lucky. well not, like... Get Lucky. but you know. I scraped all the skin off of one of my shoulders once though. Elementary school is full of danger.... A dog also bit a tiny chunk of my ear off, i think, unless it was a dream. Who knows, these days..
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Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2006, 01:15:42 am
AARHGGHGH ENOUGH WITH THE INJURIES ALREADY

YOU GUYS MAKE ME FEEL ALL IFFISH

´n stuff.
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Post by: MDX on January 02, 2006, 01:29:48 am
The devil stole my lunch and killed me once, then i beat his ma up. He doesn't bother me anymore.
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 02, 2006, 01:39:09 am
Its true, I was there.
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Post by: MDX on January 02, 2006, 01:39:47 am
Yea man, thanks again for that trident, really turned things around when his mum whipped that RPG out.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 02, 2006, 02:04:27 am
My friend's dog bit me on the foot before. I'm the only person to have ever been bitten by that damned dog, and this is in all 12 or so of it's years. I dislike canines with a vengance.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on January 02, 2006, 02:10:11 am
Well, thats what you can expect when you dress your foot up as a sausage.
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Post by: chompy on January 02, 2006, 07:16:35 am
Doggy

(http://members.optusnet.com.au/chompy2/Avatars/fritz2.jpg)

I really need a new picture camera thing
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Post by: Trezker on January 02, 2006, 10:16:04 am
OMG, I found it, this is the damage!
http://ika.istheshit.net/
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 02, 2006, 04:19:47 pm
I love dogs usually but my grandad had the worst dog ever. It bit EVERYONE - I used to avoid going round their house due to my complete terror of this dog tearing off one of my limbs... (thanks to my precautions I was the only one who missed getting savaged :P) Everyone knew it had to be put down soon because it was at the extent of the dog biting randomers who were out walking in the park or wherever and it was only going to be a matter of time before my grandad got in touble. Anyway, it bit everyone in sight excluding my grandad who always managed to avoid it and insisted whoever got attacked must've provoked it.  :P   One day he put its food down and he must've took longer than the dog wanted because he got his hand savaged... it was destroyed about half an hour later needless to say! 
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Post by: Goshawk on January 02, 2006, 08:51:52 pm
My dog jumped up and bit my ear.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 02, 2006, 08:54:15 pm
Dogs are cool... although not as cool as as pigs... I am without doubt going to have a pet pig when I'm older.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 03, 2006, 11:51:13 pm
I think my most painful experiences must have been either when I got circumsised (due to tight foreskin), or when I had an infection in one of my testicles (or possibly the vas deferens, whatever that's called in english (that's the latin term for it, btw)). With the circumsision, it wasn't that the pain was that intense, but that it didn't go away. The infection was quite horrible, at its worst, though. Imagine a feeling like being kicked hard in the balls whenever you move. That pretty much describes it. So I just tried to lay as still as I could.

Don't they usually do it right after you're born?
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 01:49:44 am
I think my most painful experiences must have been either when I got circumsised (due to tight foreskin), or when I had an infection in one of my testicles (or possibly the vas deferens, whatever that's called in english (that's the latin term for it, btw)). With the circumsision, it wasn't that the pain was that intense, but that it didn't go away. The infection was quite horrible, at its worst, though. Imagine a feeling like being kicked hard in the balls whenever you move. That pretty much describes it. So I just tried to lay as still as I could.

Don't they usually do it right after you're born?

From what I know about circumsision (which is a tiny amount :P) it can sometimes be 'traditional' to the country to be without a foreskin, if this is the case it is usually done at birth or very shortly after the birth has taken place. Although this is not always true some people just prefer circumsision for different reasons, one of the main ones is because it's thought to be cleaner (don't take my word for that.. that's just what I've heard.) I'm not too sure I believe that... if you keep it clean down there, you keep it clean down there if you see what I mean.
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Post by: MDX on January 04, 2006, 02:40:41 am
Penis.

(MDX: supporting every oppurtunity to post, this week only! this til next wednesday!)
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Post by: SpeedD on January 04, 2006, 02:56:23 am
MDX: Needs sleep, badly.
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 04, 2006, 08:12:30 am

From what I know about circumsision (which is a tiny amount :P) it can sometimes be 'traditional' to the country to be without a foreskin, if this is the case it is usually done at birth or very shortly after the birth has taken place. Although this is not always true some people just prefer circumsision for different reasons, one of the main ones is because it's thought to be cleaner (don't take my word for that.. that's just what I've heard.) I'm not too sure I believe that... if you keep it clean down there, you keep it clean down there if you see what I mean.

Yeah... Sometimes it's at birth, but most of the time people don't bother, cause they prefer to let the guy choose for himself. If i understand correctly, Torp had an infection that more or less necessitated the operation when he was all.. developed and such.

As for cleanliness... eh. People can't agree. With foreskin you have to clean underneath or risk infection, supposedly, and I think  both sides say that their way is better for sexual pleasure, but refraining from slicing seems more logical in that aspect.. Whatevs.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 08:52:03 am
I guess some people think of it like, if you're born with it isn't it meant to be there? But then I don't know... at all  :P  The pain factor just seems like a really big issue and very understandably so!!
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 08:59:32 am
Penis.

(MDX: supporting every oppurtunity to post, this week only! this til next wednesday!)

MDX: Needs sleep, badly.

He doesnt need sleep, hes just gone insane ;D ;D ;D

Oh, and has anyone noticed how BN seems to post 24/7? Do you never sleep or something BN? Look at the times of her posts :|
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 09:01:10 am
Lol, yes I do sleep  :D (Although not as much as I'd like to!) But I'm posting now because I have to get ready for school soon  :( We go back reeeaaalllyyyyyyy early in January. 
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 09:13:16 am
Yeah, I decided to get up extra early because I have college at 9 :(

That, and I slept at 4pm yesterday.. -.-
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 09:36:03 am
My plan is to come home today, warm bath and then just go to bed... I have my exam at 12:30 till 3:30 but we can leave whenever we want. So, if it only takes me about 1 hour or so that could mean I get out at 1:30/2  ;D All the more time to come home and nap! But then I do need to get up and exercise (fucking new year res!)  :P
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 09:41:27 am
Haha, you're actually going to excersise? Just go to a different bus stop to school, make sure its further away and jog there instead of walking. I got a tad fat once, and all I did was get off at an earlier bus stop to get home from college, which left me about 2 miles walk instead of 1, and I lost wait in days, literally..

Well then again, I guess I do have a high metabolism, so any weight I put on I near instantly shit it out :P
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 09:43:31 am
That's kind of the same as me  ;D... I lose weight easily but then I gain it really easily too! It's not that I'm too heavy.. I don't think about 8 and a half stone at 5'10 is too heavy.. I'm just doing toning exercises to make myself have a flat stomach  :P ;D
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 10:02:17 am
Haha, jeez you weigh near to nothing! I weigh 9 stone at 5'10.5 and I dont have breasts ;D

I have no 'christmas stomach' to excersise down because I hardly ever put on any weight :P
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Post by: MDX on January 04, 2006, 10:39:00 am
Elbows.
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 11:52:05 am
Yes, I have christmas Elbows. WTF? You make no sense. Go sleep.
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Post by: Laser.T on January 04, 2006, 01:26:55 pm
Back to circumsicion. I don't actually understand it, in the religious sense. This is how it goes in my eyes:

"We love god and everything that he created!"
"Let's cut off this bit of skin that god created around the penis!"
"Okay!"

Surely god would be pissed if you went around removing the body parts he/she/it/they gives you


Elbows, indeed.
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 02:35:38 pm
Back to circumsicion. I don't actually understand it, in the religious sense. This is how it goes in my eyes:

"We love god and everything that he created!"
"Let's cut off this bit of skin that god created around the penis!"
"Okay!"

Surely god would be pissed if you went around removing the body parts he/she/it/they gives you


Elbows, indeed.

Agreed. Elbows.

---
Circumsision is a 'religious' act because they used to do it in the desert places to stop people from getting sand in their cocks. lol. xD
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Post by: Goshawk on January 04, 2006, 05:00:54 pm
If you read the Bible only the early teaching claim that all boys have to be circumsicised. Then as Christ welcomes the Gentiles into Christianity, it no longer matters the apperance and background of believers, just that they believe. So circumsicion at birth is no longer needed.
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Post by: Trezker on January 04, 2006, 05:26:30 pm
hehe, elbows.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 04, 2006, 06:38:41 pm
Elbows  ;D
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Post by: Fallout on January 04, 2006, 08:48:16 pm
Circumsised Elbows!!!1111
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Post by: Bates on January 04, 2006, 09:15:11 pm
Oneshift. Oneshiftone.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 04, 2006, 11:49:27 pm
Can you fire an arrow from these 'elbows' you speak of?
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 04, 2006, 11:58:42 pm
this thread got mighty fucked up.

If someone cut my foreskin off I hoenstly believe I would miss it  :'(
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 12:32:42 am
If you're born with it I guess it's supposed to be there?
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 05, 2006, 12:43:08 am
DAMN STRAIGHT! You don't see them lopping off babies ear-lobes when their born do you?
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 12:45:43 am
I suppose that's why I'm against implants and face-lifts and such and such.. cause why should anybody do that? You're the way you're supposed to be!
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 05, 2006, 12:46:36 am
so are you opossed to piercings and tattoos too?
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 12:53:08 am
No. I think that's different - it's not the same as getting crap stuffed inside yourself by my reckoning. Plus I think tattoos and piercings are all different from eachother (some can be really attractive and symbolise events and so fourth in someone's life - implants and so on are all the same and symbolise insecurity pretty much. They're not genuine if you ask me  :P (Then again, I might just be jealous of big-chested women, not being one myself)  :'( LOL
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 05, 2006, 01:03:43 am
Na I see you're point, and I agree with it I think. And heres a secret: Huge tits are not the most attractive thing in the world.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 01:06:14 am
 :) It's very nice to hear people say that! Ben always says that.. just as well he thinks that too - otherwise he'd be pretty fucked  ;D
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Post by: Einkoro on January 05, 2006, 01:17:04 am
I tend to agree. Larger mass + gravity == lose
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 05, 2006, 01:35:39 am
otherwise he'd be pretty fucked  ;D

Or rather he'd.. you know where I'm going.

With boobs, all you ever need is a handful...
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Post by: Trezker on January 05, 2006, 08:07:14 am
otherwise he'd be pretty fucked  ;D

Or rather he'd.. you know where I'm going.

With boobs, all you ever need is a handful...
Agreed.
Bigger than handfull is just messy.

I'd really would like to get a tattoo, but I can't think of an image that is worthy of being on my body.
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Post by: MDX on January 05, 2006, 10:13:05 am
DAMN STRAIGHT! You don't see them lopping off babies ear-lobes when their born do you?

sometimes.. it horrifies AND entertains though.
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Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 05, 2006, 04:42:49 pm
Small boobs on tall girls for the win! I <3 boobs.

Piercings are ok in moderation, and tattoos, but those 3d tattoes where you put stuff in your skin are weird o.O
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 08:10:52 pm
I have like 7 ear piercings and my belly button done... might have tongue done too but not sure yet.. no tattoos - I just don't like the idea of not being able to remove it.
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Post by: Trezker on January 05, 2006, 08:26:12 pm
That's why I'm not taking it lightly. If I get a tattoo it has to be something totally unbelievably awesome that I'm never gonna regret.
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Post by: Bates on January 05, 2006, 08:51:56 pm
The machinae logo would be an awesome tattoo.

On the topic of circumcision I like to add that some guys try to reverse it by taping their penis, using weights or strange devices. Hooray for masochism.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 10:02:26 pm
The machinae logo would be an awesome tattoo.

On the topic of circumcision I like to add that some guys try to reverse it by taping their penis, using weights or strange devices. Hooray for masochism.

Lol.. that sounds odd! Why I wonder?
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Post by: Bates on January 05, 2006, 10:05:09 pm
It was on "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" They made a whole episode about circumcision...
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 05, 2006, 10:06:16 pm
All this talk of foreskins being ripped off is making me cringey.. I bet that kills like nothing on earth.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 05, 2006, 10:59:27 pm
It was on "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" They made a whole episode about circumcision...

That is one of the greatest shows ever.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 05, 2006, 11:21:36 pm
Tatoos are evil, peircing are fine, only on girls though.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 06, 2006, 12:31:15 am
Well, my tongue piercing idea was dismissed by my mates as 'dyke-ish' lol  :P So I'm not sure I'll follow that one up!
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on January 06, 2006, 02:35:25 am
Tatoos are evil, peircing are fine, only on girls though.

But that makes no sense...
There's nothing inherently different about having a vagina that makes putting holes through your body any different. Silly.
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Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 06:10:29 am
The machinae logo would be an awesome tattoo.

I've been thinking I need a tattoo recently, because i'll be 17 in april - I have to do something outrageous.. And I was thinking, why not get a tattoo dedicated to my favourite band, thats what most people get tattoo's of - imo its stupid to get a tattoo of.. for instance a girls name or something, because girlfriends dont last forever.. And with symbols like chinese+japanese symbols and all the other bullshit you get, they can mean something but they truly will not mean something specifically to you if you just choose it from a shop window in a tattoo parlour - many other people will probably have the same tattoo in the world.

The best tattoo's are custom-designed ones, ones that you draw yourself, that you put a lot of thought into, or a band that you feel you will never grow out of, because if you get a tattoo of a band, the band will always be around, and you'll probably always like them, even if they do split up, the tattoo will bring you fond memories.

Thats why I was thinking of getting the Machinae Trinity symbol as a tattoo, one because it looks completely awesome, and two because theyre my favourite band. The only problem that stands now is, where to have it? Does anyone have any ideas on the best place to have a tattoo?

My opinion on peircings too, is that they are perfectly fine; they might be damaging the body but the body heals easily, and peircings look hot on girls, especially tongue peircings - BeautifulNightmare I think you should dismiss what your friends say about you getting a tongue peircing, because if SG thinks its hot, and he wants you to get a toungue peircing, then what have you got to lose? (and dont say a bit of your tongue ;))

Phew, long post, but I thought I had to get that off my chest because im seriously considering getting a tattoo soon, and Im wondering what people think of the idea.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 06, 2006, 06:24:22 pm
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Does anyone have any ideas on the best place to have a tattoo?

IIRC, Gaijin has one on his wrist. I suggest you go for something more visible, like forehead.
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Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 06, 2006, 06:47:38 pm
My sister has her boyfriend's name on her wrist ::)

Best place is probably top of the arm, or on your penis, whichever is the most impressive :-*
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Post by: Jack Lupino on January 06, 2006, 06:56:59 pm
Best place is probably top of the arm, or on your penis, whichever is the most impressive :-*
And most painful.
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Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 07:53:43 pm
or on your penis

Ouch. Penis it is. ;)

lmao, FUCK NO that would be PAINFUL!
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 06, 2006, 07:54:56 pm

From what I know about circumsision (which is a tiny amount :P) it can sometimes be 'traditional' to the country to be without a foreskin, if this is the case it is usually done at birth or very shortly after the birth has taken place. Although this is not always true some people just prefer circumsision for different reasons, one of the main ones is because it's thought to be cleaner (don't take my word for that.. that's just what I've heard.) I'm not too sure I believe that... if you keep it clean down there, you keep it clean down there if you see what I mean.

Yeah... Sometimes it's at birth, but most of the time people don't bother, cause they prefer to let the guy choose for himself. If i understand correctly, Torp had an infection that more or less necessitated the operation when he was all.. developed and such.

As for cleanliness... eh. People can't agree. With foreskin you have to clean underneath or risk infection, supposedly, and I think  both sides say that their way is better for sexual pleasure, but refraining from slicing seems more logical in that aspect.. Whatevs.

Well, almost. I didn't have an infection, just a very tight foreskin (I couldn't get the head out, actually), so they were afraid that I might get an infection.

As for sex, I can't say. I was cut up before puberty. I would think it would give more pleasure to the woman, though. According to surveys, circumsiced males last longer during intercourse, probably because of a less sensitive penis head. So, there's at least longer pleasure involved. And from personal experience, the longer the buildup, the better the orgasm, so it might give us better orgasms as well.

Boobs
The most important thing, IMNSHO, is that the breasts fit the general build of the body. If you're small and thinnish, you should not have huge boobs (in fact, you should have small ones). If you're slightly on the large size, then larger breasts look good. Personally, I also prefer breasts that are slightly on the small size for the build.

I can't comment on yours, as I haven't seen them, but from your avatar pic, you seem fairly thinnish, and small breasts are quite right for you.

Anyway, I'm more of an arse man.

Training and excersies
I'll be needing some of that myself. Getting a bit on the large side (1,78m/95kg).

Piercings and tattoos
I like them both, but have none. And I doubt I'll get any. What would be cool, if I ever get a black belt in karate, would be to get my name in japanese letters tattooed somewhere (the black belts of my home club have handsewn names of the owner on them).

In some cases, lots of them (as in a girl with many piercings) look really good. It's probably a side effect of my punk fetish.

And tongue piercings are sexy.

Nice places for tattoos are upper arms (just below the shoulder - the good old standard place), wrist, neck or top of back, chest, the part typically covered by the triangle of a thong, just above the ass (if you're female). I would suggest getting the tattoo somewhere that can be easily covered by clothing, in case you have regrets or want to hide it from your grandmother :-)
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Post by: Fallout on January 06, 2006, 08:05:57 pm
Anyway, I'm more of an ass man.
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Rofl, well said.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 07, 2006, 12:51:15 am
Sorry, arse. It's been corrected.

(okay, well, technically, it hadn't. It was corrected ten seconds after this post was originally posted)
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 07, 2006, 03:40:58 am
Well, some very postive feedback and interesting opinions of everything  ;D Thanks for the thoughts people  :) I think you're all beautiful  :-*
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 07, 2006, 03:55:07 am
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Does anyone have any ideas on the best place to have a tattoo?

IIRC, Gaijin has one on his wrist. I suggest you go for something more visible, like forehead.
I want a Mega Man tattoo on my forehead.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 07, 2006, 03:01:48 pm
I WANT A TATTOO OF A PENIS ON MY FACE  >:(
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Post by: Trezker on January 07, 2006, 03:33:43 pm
I WANT A TATTOO OF A PENIS ON MY FACE  >:(
I don't believe you.
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 07, 2006, 03:53:39 pm
I WANT A TATTOO OF A PENIS ON MY FACE  >:(

I dare you to take one. It's quite allright if you make it one of them temporary ones, that only last for a couple of weeks.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 07, 2006, 07:37:34 pm
I really despise tatoos.
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Post by: Fallout on January 07, 2006, 07:42:47 pm
I really despise tatoos.

Why?

You spelt it wrong btw - it's Tattoo's :P
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 07, 2006, 07:45:01 pm
I take it back, I'd rather have tattoos like Hitoshura (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/khalahaley/SMT/gsyujinkou2.jpg), provided they glow in the dark.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 07, 2006, 07:46:09 pm
Glow blue?
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 07, 2006, 07:48:25 pm
Glow like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/khalahaley/SMT/smt3wallsmall.png).
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Post by: Goshawk on January 07, 2006, 07:49:18 pm
Special powers too?
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 07, 2006, 07:50:06 pm
That'd be nice, but not a requisite.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 07, 2006, 08:02:00 pm
What kind of special powers?
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 07, 2006, 08:07:58 pm
Magatama ingesting special powers.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 08, 2006, 02:42:57 am
Wow, like they can cause a 3D effect? Like a penis errect from my face?
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Post by: Bates on January 08, 2006, 11:23:22 am
Now that would be useful.  :P
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Post by: Goshawk on January 08, 2006, 02:05:44 pm
Your obession is scary.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 08, 2006, 05:05:11 pm
Nah, I just think it would be cool to have it for a short period of time.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 08, 2006, 05:13:49 pm
Replace 'cool' with 'disturbing' and you're on track.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 08, 2006, 05:15:09 pm
Nah, I just think it would be 'disturbing' (I still think cool) to have it for a short period of time.

Happy Goshawk?  >:(
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 09, 2006, 02:13:41 am
Your forgot the subtlety tags BN.
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Post by: Fallout on January 09, 2006, 04:29:21 pm
Your forgot the subtlety tags BN.

Theyre embedded. Just quote her and they show up.

[subtelty] Nah, I just think it would be 'disturbing' (I still think cool) to have it for a short period of time.

Happy Goshawk?  >:( [/subtelty]
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Post by: Goshawk on January 09, 2006, 07:42:11 pm
>.<
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 10, 2006, 03:42:55 am
Nice.
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Post by: Fallout on January 10, 2006, 01:44:32 pm
Banana?
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 11, 2006, 12:08:01 am
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
opples and banonos
eeples and baneenees
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 11, 2006, 02:58:55 am
Bananas are digusting. Apples are ok though, and same with almost all berryish fruit.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 11, 2006, 03:14:29 am
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas
opples and banonos
eeples and baneenees

 As do I. (http://www.archivestowearpantsto.com/tracks/0125_i_like_to_eat_eat_eat_apples_and_bananas.mp3)
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 11, 2006, 08:51:12 am
Bananas are good, but not alone. Put slices on a slice of bread, or eat it with icecream and whipped cream.
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Post by: Trezker on January 11, 2006, 12:31:05 pm
Banana on pizza is very yummy.
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Post by: Smeagol on January 11, 2006, 06:21:16 pm
Banana on pizza is very yummy.

Someone on the internet suggested it, so I must try it.
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Post by: Laser.T on January 11, 2006, 06:23:30 pm
Banana on pizza is very yummy.

Someone on the internet suggested it, so I must try it.

Whack it on Wikipedia and it'll become true!
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Post by: MMM_Donola on January 11, 2006, 07:51:02 pm
...mmmm whipped cream....
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 11, 2006, 08:56:36 pm
I like whipped creeeeaaaaam  :)
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Post by: Fallout on January 11, 2006, 08:58:16 pm
I like whippws creeeeaaaaam  :)

Does Ben's Jammin like whipped cream? xD

CLEAR THOUGHTS. CALM THOUGHTS. DO NOT THINK.
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 11, 2006, 09:00:28 pm
I like whippws creeeeaaaaam  :)

Does Ben's Jammin like whipped cream? xD

CLEAR THOUGHTS. CALM THOUGHTS. DO NOT THINK.

I will say that he does  ;D
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Post by: MDX on January 11, 2006, 09:17:21 pm
This song better rock.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 11, 2006, 10:20:26 pm
Banana's are digusting no matter where you put them except maybe in a banana split with caramel sauce...
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 11, 2006, 11:49:47 pm
Do they have bananas in banoffee pie?
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Post by: SpeedD on January 11, 2006, 11:52:47 pm
Banana's are digusting no matter where you put them except maybe in a banana split with caramel sauce...

Go die.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 11, 2006, 11:59:35 pm
Banana's are digusting no matter where you put them except maybe in a banana split with caramel sauce...

Go die.

Agreed. Or just say 'sooory' :P
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Post by: Smeagol on January 12, 2006, 12:43:28 am
Banana's became my favourite fruit after being a major factor in a death in City of God.
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Post by: chompy on January 12, 2006, 01:12:07 am
I like to eat bananas, I remember this time where I brought one to eat and forgot about it for the next month, it being in the bottom of my bag rendering my bag smelly and usless.

Get banana + knife or fork. Mash the banana very efforlessly or depending if  you like mashed bananas. Get bread, butter it place banana on bread and eat.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 12, 2006, 01:48:43 am
I refuse to apologize. The only time bananas are good is if they're in a muffin. Or maybe a loaf.
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Post by: SpeedD on January 12, 2006, 01:50:31 am
You don't have to apologize, just die.
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 12, 2006, 01:51:42 am
Supply me with a link to Bush telling Iraquis to "Go home and die!" and maybe I will.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on January 12, 2006, 01:57:11 am
I WANT A TATTOO OF A PENIS ON MY FACE  >:(

I dare you to take one. It's quite allright if you make it one of them temporary ones, that only last for a couple of weeks.
Torp, if you´re ever thinking about taking a temporary (henp) tattoo, then don´t.
It will leave a scar, like very ugly and red-highlighted in the form of the former tattoo.

People do not take henp tattoo´s.

Im not speaking of my own experience but i have heard the stories and seen the results irl :D

---
Fallout :

As for the machinae logo, some cool places would be on the back of you leg, wrist, or upper wrist...
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Post by: Torp v2.0 on January 12, 2006, 06:53:17 pm
By temporary tattoo, I was talking about the kind that is painted on with some special kind of paint. They last for a week or two, just enough for say, a vacation. No needles involved, no penetration of skin, so no scars.

EDIT: The method is known as Henna Tattoos or Henna Body Art. A special paste made from pigments from the henna plant, as well as coffee, lemon juice and sugar is applied to the area that is to be "tattooed". The pigments colour the skin underneath, the depth to which it reaches (and so the amount of time it lasts) depending on how long the paste is left on.
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Post by: MMM_Donola on January 12, 2006, 07:15:42 pm
Cuddles -> Bananas -> Tattoos, with random sexual references throughout...?

BEST. THREAD. EVAR!
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Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 12, 2006, 07:39:07 pm
Do they have bananas in banoffee pie?

Isn't that what the 'ban' bit is?
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 12, 2006, 11:47:12 pm
Do they have bananas in banoffee pie?

Isn't that what the 'ban' bit is?

That would make sense  :) Lol
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: SpeedD on January 12, 2006, 11:50:43 pm
Cuddles -> Bananas -> Tattoos, with random sexual references throughout...?

BEST. THREAD. EVAR!

Nah, go read Holy Macoroni...if you can!

MUAHAHA!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on January 13, 2006, 12:07:49 am
It's true! Holy Macaroni is the best thread ever.

Ever.
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 13, 2006, 12:16:29 am
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWever,
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Post by: Fallout on January 13, 2006, 12:16:37 pm
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSever, ?
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Post by: Smeagol on January 13, 2006, 06:48:54 pm
Severe.

TRIPLE WORD SCORE, BOOYAH!
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Post by: Jack Lupino on January 13, 2006, 07:09:00 pm
www.ever.com
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Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 13, 2006, 08:44:26 pm
*HUGS FOR ALL!*

Anyway, carry on...

 ;D
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Post by: Trezker on January 13, 2006, 09:32:22 pm
np: Lost Horizon - Lost In The Depths Of Me

An extremely cuddly song. I love it!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on January 13, 2006, 10:00:57 pm
I'm too tired to hug, too much energy would be lost with the lifting of my arms.
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Post by: Trezker on January 13, 2006, 10:04:32 pm
I'll just hug you then, yoiu don't need to hug back.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 13, 2006, 10:05:19 pm
Yay! <3
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 13, 2006, 10:12:37 pm
Where's my hug?
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Post by: Trezker on January 14, 2006, 12:37:39 pm
In the closet.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 14, 2006, 12:44:20 pm
You can't just ask for hugs, thats not how they work. Give, and you shall recieve.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Goshawk on January 14, 2006, 07:52:56 pm
Spider Chii what's for avatar from?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Valentine Revolution on January 14, 2006, 08:02:42 pm
It's Chii from Chobits, I've had her as my avvie for ages just not this pic.
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Post by: Goshawk on January 14, 2006, 08:07:32 pm
It's Chii from Chobits, I've had her as my avvie for ages just not this pic.

Yeah, thought so.
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Post by: Fallout on January 15, 2006, 08:44:33 pm
Lol, PANTIES FTW! :D
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Post by: Bates on January 15, 2006, 09:30:53 pm
Indeed, Daniel Jackson. Panties certainly are teh win.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on January 15, 2006, 09:46:08 pm
ty for reminding me that I have an episode of Stargate and Stargate Atlantis on my tape pile :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on January 15, 2006, 09:48:05 pm
What's a tape?  :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on January 15, 2006, 09:51:03 pm
I'm in Manchester. We live 1 century behind everyone else.

That's gonna be my excuse for everything now. "I live in Manchester."
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Post by: Smeagol on January 15, 2006, 10:06:09 pm
Try visiting Hertfordshire and start killing off the chavs please.
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Post by: Outboundlight on January 16, 2006, 12:10:00 am
pffft, you Englanders have it easy.... you're chavs are pussies compared to our spides.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: BeautifulNightmare on January 16, 2006, 01:05:47 am
What's a tape?  :P

Something which was around before the DVD. You played a (VHS) tape:

http://www.msstate.edu/dept/poultry/pics/vhstape.jpg

On a 'tape-player' :

http://www.bwayphoto.com/images/big/jvsrs365u.jpg
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Post by: Laser.T on January 16, 2006, 06:25:52 pm
It's Chii from Chobits, I've had her as my avvie for ages just not this pic.

Yeah, thought so.

I still detest Chii.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Bates on January 16, 2006, 10:20:31 pm
What, there actually was a technology to store moving pictures before the laser disk? Amazing.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: ПФББЧ on January 17, 2006, 02:31:43 am
back on topic:

/me hugs the next person to post in this topic!
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 17, 2006, 03:06:47 am
ME!
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 17, 2006, 03:10:52 am
What's a tape?  :P

Something which was around before the DVD. You played a (VHS) tape:

http://www.msstate.edu/dept/poultry/pics/vhstape.jpg

On a 'tape-player' :

http://www.bwayphoto.com/images/big/jvsrs365u.jpg
You left out Beta, cassettes, ATRAC...
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Post by: SpeedD on January 17, 2006, 04:58:06 am
I still have a Beta machin(a)e somewhere...I had some good movies too ;_;
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Post by: Einkoro on January 17, 2006, 05:18:41 am
Indeed, Daniel Jackson. Panties certainly are teh win.
You reminded me:
1) New stargate stuff is airing but not in Canada *shakes fist*
2) Giggle: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/kirmit/sg1frog5nc.jpg)
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Post by: chompy on January 17, 2006, 12:25:11 pm
As far as I know Daniel Jackson > Chuck Norris.

You also forgot the laser disk (or is it lazer disc ? ) . The ~30cm record sized cds are massive.
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Post by: Bates on January 17, 2006, 09:16:51 pm
I thought new Atlantis episodes starting from about 2.10 are airing exclusively on a Canadian pay tv channel first.
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Post by: L'homme magique on January 18, 2006, 12:19:20 am
Quote
You also forgot the laser disk (or is it lazer disc ? )
laser disc
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Post by: Einkoro on January 18, 2006, 02:43:30 am
I thought new Atlantis episodes starting from about 2.10 are airing exclusively on a Canadian pay tv channel first.
Pay stuff doesn't count. I do get the channel though, yay no commercials provided I remember its on. Too bad SG-1 isn't airing. *waits for DVD release*
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Post by: dialupdaemon on January 19, 2006, 02:06:54 am
I think Stargate is overrated, probably cause I don't get a channel that it's own so I'm just jealous.

One more post and Ankle's post count will be 1234!
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Post by: Laser.T on January 19, 2006, 02:45:56 pm
One more post and Ankle's post count will be 1234!

Astounding.

Now where's that Sarcasm tag?
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Post by: SpeedD on January 19, 2006, 10:12:01 pm
One more post and Ankle's post count will be 1234!

Astounding.

Now where's that Sarcasm tag?
(http://www.griffenclaw.com/Sarcasm.png)
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Post by: Einkoro on January 20, 2006, 06:56:20 am
I think Stargate is overrated, probably cause I don't get a channel that it's own so I'm just jealous.

One more post and Ankle's post count will be 1234!
TV is over rated. That is what DVD is for (http://ankle.sinistrals.net/misc/pictures/2006-room+desk/dvds2.jpg). :P
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Post by: Jack Lupino on December 23, 2006, 07:57:30 pm
Handing out hugs again so come n get some !
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Post by: Laser.T on December 23, 2006, 08:04:42 pm
Handing out hugs again so come n get some !


Quick, Quick, Rad's on the Gay again!
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Post by: Fallout on December 23, 2006, 09:17:51 pm
/me runs away :D
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Post by: MDX on December 23, 2006, 09:28:13 pm
woah, random.
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 23, 2006, 09:28:55 pm
woah, random.

This calls for a moving!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 23, 2006, 09:32:45 pm
woah, random.

This calls for a moving!

Thi.. wait, it's already been moved :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 23, 2006, 09:35:10 pm
Woot, spammage ahoy!

/me cuddles everyone
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Post by: Fallout on December 23, 2006, 09:37:06 pm
/me sexes Sticky

hmm. cuddles?
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Post by: CrunchyLizard on December 23, 2006, 09:42:17 pm
Yes, cuddles.
/me points to the topic title
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Asor on December 23, 2006, 11:18:01 pm
Excuse me, sir, but did someone say CUDDLES?!?!

Well, if thats the case then I might as well go and say
GIEV ME CUDDLES FOR I AM IN NEED OF SOME
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Lysix on December 23, 2006, 11:20:32 pm
I'll only cuddle some people. Can never tell who has AIDS these days *coughradcough*. ;)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 24, 2006, 01:00:08 am
Excuse me, sir, but did someone say CUDDLES?!?!

Well, if thats the case then I might as well go and say
GIEV ME CUDDLES FOR I AM IN NEED OF SOME

Dont you get enough from those girls in your class? :(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Gravehill on December 24, 2006, 02:05:43 am
"What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle."
"Cuddle? What a fag."

Now, let me have some :D
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Post by: Lysix on December 24, 2006, 02:08:37 am
(http://www.simpleyetsupreme.com/images/huggle.jpg)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Ant on December 24, 2006, 08:43:26 am
i think i'll hug my monitor, does that suffice in hugging you all? :<
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 10:48:18 am
I needs cuddles.......
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Ant on December 24, 2006, 10:48:57 am
I needs cuddles.......

ANSWER MY QUESTION THEN!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 10:49:53 am
No it doens't, its moar like huggin ur monitor.

I need teh cuddles!!!

*cries
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Post by: Ant on December 24, 2006, 10:50:44 am
No it doens't, its moar like huggin ur monitor.

I need teh cuddles!!!

*cries

That's right..cry!!

i love Christmas
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 10:52:37 am
Y you make teh loki cry?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Ant on December 24, 2006, 10:54:01 am
...*cuddles*
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 10:54:51 am
That kinda felt weird, are u a man or a women I can't tell...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Ant on December 24, 2006, 10:55:35 am
I'm a Centaur
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 10:59:28 am
I knew there was something.... i just couldnt pin my finger on it.
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 24, 2006, 11:46:24 am
pin my finger on it.

ouchies.

i once saw someone try to pierce his own nipple with a safety pin.

didn't work.
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Post by: Smeagol on December 24, 2006, 05:37:07 pm
Thread necrophilia. Just what I wanted for Yule!
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Post by: Fallout on December 24, 2006, 05:58:35 pm
/me fondles the thread

..oo0
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 24, 2006, 08:26:48 pm
Fondling the thread is bad.... Cuddling the thread is good!
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Post by: Jack Lupino on December 24, 2006, 11:56:52 pm
/me storms in
Just WHAT are we doing here ?!
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Post by: cloudstrifex on December 25, 2006, 12:51:37 am
Uhh nothing officer I swear. We were just secksing talking with each other.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Irrationalist on December 25, 2006, 03:38:10 am
Fallout can't help it he had a ..... rough childhood.
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Post by: Fallout on December 25, 2006, 03:57:45 am
Fallout can't help it he had a ..... rough childhood.
You think you know anything about me?
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Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on December 25, 2006, 04:28:11 am
Fallout can't help it he had a ..... rough childhood.
You think you know anything about me?

no, he thinks it's the internet, where people make fun of each other for a living. calm down.
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Post by: Jack Lupino on December 25, 2006, 04:53:12 am
"What are you doing?"
"I just wanted to cuddle."
"Cuddle? What a fag."

Now, let me have some :D
Agent Schmeckerrrr..

Haha, Awesome.
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 25, 2006, 06:44:00 am
Fallout can't help it he had a ..... rough childhood.
You think you know anything about me?

no, he thinks it's the internet, where people make fun of each other for a living. calm down.

Man I'm am just kidding with you, lol, learn to take a joke.

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Post by: Jack Lupino on December 25, 2006, 06:53:28 am
Wow, that was weird.
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 25, 2006, 06:58:42 am
I agree, now on to more pressing matters ....... CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 29, 2006, 04:20:33 am
where did this come from? 27 pages in 3 days?

I guess that's what happens when girls start threads giving away "cuddles" :p
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Post by: Lysix on December 29, 2006, 04:22:04 am
where did this come from? 27 pages in 3 days?

«  on: December 26, 2005, 11:19:13 pm
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 29, 2006, 04:23:04 am
my mistake... considering using my mod privs to erase this embarrassment...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on December 29, 2006, 04:27:22 am
No you won't. That's cheating, that is...
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Lysix on December 29, 2006, 04:29:17 am
my mistake... considering using my mod privs to erase this embarrassment...

I won't tell if you wont. :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on December 29, 2006, 04:44:37 am
Haha ha ha ! You fucking dumbass
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 30, 2006, 03:44:21 pm
Haha ha ha ! You fucking dumbass


 :(
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Gravehill on December 30, 2006, 03:45:59 pm
CuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlesCUDDLES!

I am so full of love this day!
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Post by: Outboundlight on December 30, 2006, 03:47:32 pm
CuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlesCUDDLES!

I am so full of love this day!

/me cuddles Gravehill

/me Hopes Gravehill doesn't try a 'Chocolate Hamburger' on him
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: evilcandybag on December 30, 2006, 11:09:33 pm
CuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlescuddlesCUDDLES!

I am so full of love this day!

/me cuddles Gravehill

/me Hopes Gravehill doesn't try a 'Chocolate Hamburger' on him

/me does hope that.

Pix plix.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Gravehill on December 31, 2006, 12:09:03 am
Cuddlyable, isn't it?

(http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/makehart/burger.jpg)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Outboundlight on December 31, 2006, 12:10:10 am
(http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/makehart/burger.jpg)

no the question is: who will use it as an avatar?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Kobi on December 31, 2006, 12:33:29 am
Now tell me. Has this thread had a livespan of over 1 year so far? Oh, and pinkhaird leo cuddles for everyone! :D
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on December 31, 2006, 12:34:54 am
(http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/makehart/burger.jpg)

no the question is: who will use it as an avatar?

I'm thinking an American.
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Post by: Irrationalist on December 31, 2006, 06:24:09 am
(http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/makehart/burger.jpg)

no the question is: who will use it as an avatar?

I'm thinking an American.

Lol, ur right.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: SpeedD on December 31, 2006, 06:29:20 am
GUESS WHO'S AVATAR JUST GOT BLOCKED?! That's right. The one that burned out my eyes!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Fallout on December 31, 2006, 06:40:59 am
GUESS WHO'S AVATAR JUST GOT BLOCKED?! That's right. The one that burned out my eyes!

<3 Opera. :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: evilcandybag on December 31, 2006, 11:19:33 pm
Back on topic: I'm thinking about making a gargantuan chocolate hamburger and carve out a lovenest inside, for people to visit me in the cuddling business. Who would come?
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: ПФББЧ on August 20, 2007, 03:35:14 pm
MORE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 20, 2007, 04:24:45 pm
Now where's that smite button?!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Lysix on August 20, 2007, 05:00:24 pm
Now where's that smite button?!

i actually had to double take because you used punctuation marks without A SPACE AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE!
+1!

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Post by: Jack Lupino on August 20, 2007, 05:10:07 pm
Now where's that smite button?!

i actually had to double take because you used punctuation marks without A SPACE AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE!
+1!

Aye, i've been doing that for a while now, when i figured it actually was supposed to be written like that :)
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Lysix on August 20, 2007, 05:22:48 pm
good boy :P
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: MDX on August 22, 2007, 03:11:37 pm
MORE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

Oh come on now you know you shouldn't boob a boobic boob ..boobs...







Oh, hm? Yes boobs for everyone, hugs even. Boobs.
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Post by: iggMaN^ on August 22, 2007, 03:24:25 pm
MORE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

Oh come on now you know you shouldn't boob a boobic boob ..boobs...







Oh, hm? Yes boobs for everyone, hugs even. Boobs.

;D Sweet.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 22, 2007, 04:18:49 pm
MORE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

Oh come on now you know you shouldn't boob a boobic boob ..boobs...







Oh, hm? Yes boobs for everyone, hugs even. Boobs.

You have boobs now, MDX? Cool  O0

Hey, new smileys to be exploited.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: iggMaN^ on August 22, 2007, 04:21:47 pm
MORE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

Oh come on now you know you shouldn't boob a boobic boob ..boobs...







Oh, hm? Yes boobs for everyone, hugs even. Boobs.

You have boobs now, MDX? Cool  O0

Hey, new smileys to be exploited.

I will not abuse them.  :angel:
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 22, 2007, 11:20:20 pm
Didn't say abuse, I said exploit.

In hindsight, using the afro-smiley after that sentence might not have been exactly PC.

But I'm not, anyway. So that's all right.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: ПФББЧ on August 23, 2007, 12:49:35 am
 :police: abuse! exploitation! stop!  :-X
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: evilcandybag on August 23, 2007, 01:04:59 am
I vote for death. Cuddly death ofc.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on August 23, 2007, 03:50:20 am
I vote for death. Cuddly death ofc.

You have chosen...wisely.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: ПФББЧ on August 23, 2007, 03:57:30 am
death by snoo snoo!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Gravehill on August 23, 2007, 07:06:52 am
When I look at ПФББЧ's avatar and think about death by hugging... Well, suffocating between boobs might not be that bad way of leaving life. And it would look great on headstone : "Died between boobs". I prefer that over "Died with boots on".
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Jack Lupino on August 23, 2007, 10:50:51 pm
Yeah.. i think im going to side with gravehill on this one.
I mean, fuck all that fiery doomy death shit, i want boobs and beers damnit!
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Torp v2.0 on August 24, 2007, 02:03:24 am
You know, I'd actually rather "die with my boots on", defending some cause I believed in, than suffocate between a pair of breasts.

Not that I'd mind cuddling such a pair for some while, I just don't want to die that way.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: evilcandybag on August 24, 2007, 03:52:25 am
You could die defending your right to cuddle breasts until you die.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Smeagol on August 24, 2007, 01:26:38 pm
You know, I'd actually rather "die with my boots on" whilst I suffocate between a pair of breasts.

Fixed.
Title: Re: CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
Post by: Gravehill on August 24, 2007, 02:54:48 pm
As long as I embrace whatever I feel is important when I die it's alright. Whether that thing is someone I love, some ideal, nature or simply just... boobs. Death while defending some cause is usually very painful thing. I don't fancy being ripped to pieces by bullets, getting shredded by explosions, bleeding to death, getting slow death because some injury or getting tortured to death. If such things should occur it would help if there were some good cause for it (not just random violence) and that situation were such that I had chosen to "fight" (whatever that be, verbal or violence). Nonetheless I consider that fate unwanted.

I do admire martyrs for example. Their faith and courage before inquisition, execution and torture is inspiring. But their "crown" is something I'm not enthusiastic to seek or desire although I do honor it. When I researched that topic I had to ask myself question : "would my faith be strong enough in such situation?". That's the question better left unanswered. I know one thing thou. I don't blame those who denied and gave in before such things.

I guess I'm somewhat lost my idealism when it comes to death. In that sense I would not like to die while working either. I've already gave so much to my work, I would not like to give it my final moments. I would love my final moments in this life be harmonous, full of life and happiness and that I could be close to things I keep dear. And die relatively painless death. In that sense I would love to die at home embracing my family and beloved ones, die at nature or... die while my head rests in the breasts of woman. It would be poetic. When my life started it was all warm and cozy. Then there was fight of birth, cruel world and first breath. And then the comfort of female breast and that heartbeat under it. When I die it would be great to hear that heartbeat, feel that comfort, inhale the last breath, say goodbye to cruel world, finish the struggle of death and then climb back into that warm and cozy cosmical womb.