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General => General => Topic started by: chompy on August 05, 2005, 02:58:02 am
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Hi, waves with one smooth movement.
Instead of doing a Hotseat it is time for Machinae Banana, read below
The person who gets the Machinae Banana has to:
Eat a banana?
Take pictures of him/herself playing, or doing something, with a banana?
Make a banana pudding?
Come up with new and ingenious ways of using a banana? (doesn't neccecarily have to try out these things, though, and they don't really have to work)
Note you do or do not have to do any of these thing. You could just post what you would do with it and how rather then showing us. Think of some ingenious was of doing stuff with bananas!
Oh yea, feel free to revive the hotseats later if anyone likes.
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so... who's getting it?
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Whoever wants it.
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so... who wants it?
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Thought rad was getting it?
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Someone is going to ruin this thread....very fast.
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Who reckons itll be rad?
EDIT: its a thread, not a sunday dinner =)
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I'll do something with a banana. I've always wanted to throw one in the oven and see what happens. So I'll do that and take before/after pictures.
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Legend.
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Oh, 'twas a long time since I last had baked bananas.
Cut open the inner curve of the banana, put chocolate in there, put it in oven until the chocolate melts.
It's yummy.
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Banana peanut butter sandwich!
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You all know what I'm gonna do with my banana ;) ;D
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Stop throwing bananas at cows Laser!
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lol. *pictures that*
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LOL!
zimlay times lots.
..might be a game, might be a chant.. might be both.
Rad starts the banana game, it must be a pic of him with a banana in midair also in the picture.
Zam?
ok first i got to buy a banana.
how about a lemon ?
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i would slap you if you were so many countries away.
BANANA.
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i would slap you if you were so many countries away.
He is, so do it. Pleeeeaaaase.
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I also lack bannanas.
http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/badgerphone.swf
EDIT: GODDAMMIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLASH TAG! :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Who the hell is that chick in your sig Nobbeh? Seriously.
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its...ME!!
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bananas.. seriously.
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wOOt i got banana.
now off to picture makeingeh
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Need bananas!
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=banana%20sex&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
fucking brilliant, and NSFW ;D
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And...Wrong.
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and yet... so very right.
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=banana%20sex&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
fucking brilliant, and NSFW ;D
I cant believe I clicked that. I hate you.
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;D
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I think this might be the worst forum game I've ever seen.
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Aint clickin that, too wasted.
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in that case... just do a google image search for "banana sex"
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=banana%20sex&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
fucking brilliant, and NSFW ;D
I got to stop clicking the NSFW links when I'm at work.
Bastard.
Of course, nobody saw it. I'm all alone in my little place-thing.
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=banana%20sex&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
fucking brilliant, and NSFW ;D
Now see, that's what i've been talking about!
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you guys are wierder than me!!! and thats saying something
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omg WHY does everybody thinks about SEX when they think about bananas !!!!
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Because, you know, they look phallatic? You know, like that thing that falls off if you have sex?
And it was really just Aka that voiced the opinion. Everybody else just followed his lead, I guess.
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odd
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I've actually got a banana here. And a camera.
Can't do much fun with it, though. I'm at work.
And I'm not into banana sex anyway.
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How about balancing it in your earhole and declaring yourself King of the Banananananas!
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but say the wrong number of "ana"s and you will be DESTROYED >:(
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but say the wrong number of "ana"s and you will be DESTROYED >:(
Destroyed, huh?
I think SG has a problem with bananananas
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I can not be destroyed. I am the Master of the Universe.
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LoL
Then who pays you ?
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this lovely lady:
(http://www.fredmeyer.com/rewards/images/rewards_woman-card.jpg)
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so she is the boss of the master of the universe ?
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no... she's his mother. he doesn't have a job yet so he's still living off her income. lazy fuck.
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Yeah. Lazy fucking fuck fuck.
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Actually, it's a non-paying position. It does come with side benefits, though. And it's surprisingly little work, as I can delegate any work I don't want to do to one of my billions upon billions of lackeys and underlings.
And they have to pay the costs for the work.
So yeah. I am a lazy fucking fuck fuck.
Right now, the job of keeping me with money has been delegated to a golf course where I live, and "Lånekassen", a state organ claiming to be there to help students.
I've got to pay back much of the money Lånekassen gives me, though. Think I'll have to talk to the Master of Sol about that, really.
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Bananas though.
Somebody take the damn picture.
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Righto !
I just bought a banana ! w00t
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couldnt find a banana, but here's some pics of me wanking off my cucumber...
(http://tinypic.com/ab4awj.jpg)
(http://tinypic.com/ab4b4p.jpg)
(http://tinypic.com/ab4baa.jpg)
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Ewww, it's cut open and you can see the spongy bodies that make the cucumber erect.
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What appears to be cucumbaspunk on SomethingGood's hand is actually the plastic wrapping, HOW LAZY ARE YOU!?!
lol, nah, impressive, he has set the trend, +50 points.
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Oh My god, that turns me on. But next time, dude, try to look serious and horny or something. In those pictures all I see is that your bizarrely happy that your dick has turned into a cucumber.
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i dunno... i thought the first pic looks kinda sexay
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lol
yes its the "HEY LOOK MY DICKS A CUMUMBERLMAO" gallery.
Brilliance.
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/me hits megadokyo
Stop catching me up.
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...any normal preson stumbling on this thread would be horrified.....me?.....................im suprised i didnt see it sooner.........+200 points to the first person who does a gir banana...no i wont cuz im too lazy *is american*
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You sir are not the points master.
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ohh...but i can give special Moheeheeko points...reedeemable for ....hugs? if you can find me that is
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-10 points for attempting to implement a new system, and youre banished from this thread for 5 minutes too.
5 WHOLE MINUTES AFTER READING THIS. You may post however. BUT NOT REPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE BANISHED FOR 5 WHOLE MINUTES AFTER READING THIS.
Yes, the first this was a test, if you made it this far without leaving, +20 points.
Which means you can stay in the thread, welcome back Moheeheeko!
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I have no idea what's going on!
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Do I get any points now?
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Points are earned, not given.
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/me gives megadokyo sexual favours for points
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.... +50
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/me gives megadokyo a cucumber
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Interesting.. points under considering, +5 pending points, maybe more to come
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*moheeheeko gives megadokyo his "cucumber"
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Do you keep track of the points you give out?
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I know I have 250... How do you lose points?
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By asking questions about them?
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I know I have 250... How do you lose points?
By asking questions about them?
ooh...BURN!!!! i belive i have 20? maybe
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"You are the insult MASTER!"
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Everyone starts with 100
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I think I'm on 200... I know I levelled up on Monday night...
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forum.machinaesupremacy.com- The new MMORPG...from Blizzard Entertainment.
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I propose that we Seconds, that is, we that were around in the Golden Age, are all automatically leveled up to "immortals". We are, after all, demigods.
(and here comes the entire Age discussion, again)
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(and here comes the entire Age discussion, again)
Yeah, you wish.
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forum.machinaesupremacy.com- The new MMORPG...from Blizzard Entertainment.
no fckin way !
so we can get fucked while bnet sits and watches !?
Oh, and i wanted to make pics, but i was drunk.
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forum....
Forum.....
FORUM!!!!!!!!
FORUM GODS...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope there's an insanely complex formula involved that determines base experience and starting points from account age, number of posts, posts per day as well as qualitative criteria.
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I hope there's an insanely complex formula involved that determines base experience and starting points from account age, number of posts, posts per day as well as qualitative criteria.
BATEMAN ANSWERED THE CALL...AND MADE MY HEAD EXPLODE WITH COMPLICATED MATH......ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!
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There's no actual math in there...
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The Math was so complicated it was Hidden! Hidden within the post! Encrypted with tools that only aliens and Julius Caeser could understand! and Bateman too, of course.
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Oh. Cryptography!
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Actually it is steganography. :P
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Its just points godamnit, you lose them all you die, you keep levelling up i make you points mini-master. Which gives you some power, may i just add.
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Actually it is steganography. :P
The science of concealing things within a Stegasaurus?
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Yes, in the stone age they used them to smuggle loads of drugs over the borders. But it could get messy if one of the cocaine filled condoms bursted inside the beasts stomach. People died, villages and caves were destroyed.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography
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The Math was so complicated it was Hidden! Hidden within the post! Encrypted with tools that only aliens and Julius Caeser could understand! and Bateman too, of course.
....what does that make me then? alien, Julias Cesar, or Bateman?.....cuz i sure as hell dont know
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They are all drunk !! DONT YOU GET IT
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nope...probably cuz im a little tipsy myself......*hic*
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In that case your clearly Julius Ceaser
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Or an alien. Because of the eyes ::)
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THE EYES...
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.....et tu Bateman? WHAT IS WRONG WOT MY EYES?!?!?! *eye twitches*
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Alea iacta est.
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Nobody got my Aqua Teens reference...
We wouldn't need a point system if the karma system was still around. >>
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someone please post a picture of themselves fondling a fruit... if you don't... i'll have to do it again, and it could get mighty ugly...
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Quick! To the fruit... manufacturing factory.
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someone please post a picture of themselves fondling a fruit... if you don't... i'll have to do it again, and it could get mighty ugly...
I shall do no such thing!
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You guys were lucky my other self stopped me.
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The Math was so complicated it was Hidden! Hidden within the post! Encrypted with tools that only aliens and Julius Caeser could understand! and Bateman too, of course.
....what does that make me then? alien, Julias Cesar, or Bateman?.....cuz i sure as hell dont know
I should believe it would make you Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus.
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You forgot the alien part. Space Marines for the win!
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Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus was weirder than aliens...
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You forgot the alien part. Space Marines for the win!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
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The Math was so complicated it was Hidden! Hidden within the post! Encrypted with tools that only aliens and Julius Caeser could understand! and Bateman too, of course.
....what does that make me then? alien, Julias Cesar, or Bateman?.....cuz i sure as hell dont know
I should believe it would make you Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus.
*blushes*
aww i didnt know you cared....
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You forgot the alien part. Space Marines for the win!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
FOR TEH ZERG OVERLORD ...
err , i got carried away
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For the Overmind! Power Overwhelming
AHEM.
You were saying?
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Man, I hate Starcraft. :P
Recently a guy played the game for 49 hours and suffered a heart attack and died. Kind of a crappy death, methinks.
Speaking of Space Marines, there's a Starship Troopers game coming out sometime this year. :D
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4137782.stm
Best way to go, IMO
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In one detailed survey of gamers, Professor Griffith and his team found that playing more than 80 hours a week, is considered "excessive".
Excessive gamer reporting in!
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Fuck. And I'm worried about my recent WoW addiction. I'm not even close 80 hours.
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That is pretty impressive. I'm worried about my own Morrowind addiction. It's not even online. But it's not like I have a job or anything. Or a life. Or a reason to live... *sob*
*kidding*
*plays Morrowind*
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Morrowind....OMG!!! i played that for almost a month strasight and didnt complete one main story quest....
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Morrowind....OMG!!! i played that for almost a month strasight and didnt complete one main story quest....
Sounds fairly crappy
*waits to be flamed by Rad
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i got bored of morrowind after 5 mins cause the combat was so poor, shame really cause i was really looking forward to playing it non-stop.
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Excellent game. Only RPG I ever played excessively. I finished the main storyline plus both addons. Can't wait for Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
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Morrowind....OMG!!! i played that for almost a month strasight and didnt complete one main story quest....
Sounds fairly crappy
*waits to be flamed by Rad
no not really actually..i just didnt get around to going on the main quests....i was master of the fighters guild before i even completed the first main quest story.....its that nolinear...you can kill story importaint people and it will tell you that you cannot complete the main quest without that person and gives yopu the option to keep plaing withoput being able to beat ther game...and you will still be entertained.....theres that many sidequests
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Plus stuff like becoming a vampire or a werewolf und quests involving that.
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Man, I hate Starcraft. :P
Recently a guy played the game for 49 hours and suffered a heart attack and died. Kind of a crappy death, methinks.
Speaking of Space Marines, there's a Starship Troopers game coming out sometime this year. :D
haha yeah, that Andy Chambers designed apperently. I think its gonna be kinda lame with only two armies
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Plus stuff like becoming a vampire or a werewolf und quests involving that.
hah if you can find a werewolf without doing the quest you are both
A) a god and
B) royally fucked cuz the only werewolves that are in the game are level 50 when you find them
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Lol, I used perma-feather too much in my last game and it got all buggy, so I had to start anew. *Thank you soul-trap bug, I can start off almost where I left off*
Oblivion is already nagging at me. I keep trying to create new chars in Morrowind, but I can't, 'cuz the whole game's about imperials and dark elves, and the imperials' heads are just too damn big, and I'm too damn vain. I need more creation options!
The programmers for the new game put in algorithm's for tree growth and soil erosion... SOIL EROSION. *drool*
Only thing I'm worried about is not having a character creation guide to help me in the new one. I don't wanna spend two hours on a charcter only to find out I forgot some vital skill and screwed myself over.
I NEED OBLIVION GOD DAMNIT.
Is the Starship Troopers game gonna be strategy? The screen I saw was of a FPS.
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the new starship troopers is an fps, fairly sure of that.
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the new starship troopers is an fps, fairly sure of that.
i thought we were talking about the Miniature Wargame...
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well apparently me and harvey weren't...
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Being out of the loop for teh win!
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then what has starship troopers got to do with space marines?
(other than Andy Chambers, who designed Warhammer 40,000 and is now designing a starship troopers wargame(
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then what has starship troopers got to do with space marines?
(other than Andy Chambers, who designed Warhammer 40,000 and is now designing a starship troopers wargame(
CHEESE! MASSES OF IT. FILLS MY SCREEN.
SO MUCH CHEESE ITS WEIGHING DOWN ON MY SHIFT KEY AS I TYPE.
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The troopers in starship troopers were marines. And some were in space. *not in the first movie, but the second, crappier one*
And that cheese idea sounds enterprising.
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Enterprising? No
Smelly and moldy? Yes ;D
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mmmmmmm......cheeeeeeeeeeeesssse *drools*
hrm sorry what? oh right starship troopers....i just want to do the probing of the brain bug like at the end of the first one....bit of a "hot coffe" mod there eh? lol
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You want to see a sex scene with a giant brain bug?! :-\
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with the amusing censored bar from the movie.....i dont remember what it said but it was funny as hell
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That is pretty impressive. I'm worried about my own Morrowind addiction. It's not even online. But it's not like I have a job or anything. Or a life. Or a reason to live...
Well, you do have Morrowind...isn't that reason enough?
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That is pretty impressive. I'm worried about my own Morrowind addiction. It's not even online. But it's not like I have a job or anything. Or a life. Or a reason to live...
Well, you do have Morrowind...isn't that reason enough?
Yeah... but the scary/pathetic part is that when my optical mouse broke and i could no longer easily play the game... I seriously had no idea what to do.
And my girlfriend is coming on sunday for 5 days. i will not be playing much. It is... going to be tough.
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Morrowind....OMG!!! i played that for almost a month strasight and didnt complete one main story quest....
Sounds fairly crappy
*waits to be flamed by Rad
OMFG noob !!
WTF
I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORD HORTATOR , YOU @#$%@% !!!oneone!!!eigtynine!
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=hortatory :P
Honestly, I couldn't care much less about Morrowind, mostly because I've never gotten around to ever playing it, let alone buying.
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with the amusing censored bar from the movie.....i dont remember what it said but it was funny as hell
haha yeah thats a quality scene.
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ah, well..
i just like the game, so what.
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So you're automatically the most stupidest stupid of all stupid time. Stupid.
I'm lookin' for a girlfriend first dance of the year this year, so hopefully I won't be playing so much anymore. Dances are like fuckin nightclubs, they are. And it's always 3-4 girls to 1 guy, even better. ;D
Although with 360 coming out with the new Elder Scrolls, having a girlfriend could present a problem...
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So you're automatically the most stupidest stupid of all stupid time. Stupid.
I'm lookin' for a girlfriend first dance of the year this year, so hopefully I won't be playing so much anymore. Dances are like fuckin nightclubs, they are. And it's always 3-4 girls to 1 guy, even better. ;D
Although with 360 coming out with the new Elder Scrolls, having a girlfriend could present a problem...
Easy solution: Do not buy the 360.
Anything bit Xbox for teh win.
I even pulled out the "for teh win..." you KNOW i'm serious. Xboxes are like DuGAE-is-going-to-find-and-kill-you magnets.
No, don't ask why. Just at least wait for the PS3. Trust me.
And buy Oblivion for PC. I would never suggest you deprive yourself of that. You may need to buy a couple new computers though.
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i'm not gonna even think about buying a ps3 until they show me A FUCKING IN-GAME SCREENSHOT / VIDEO. fucking hype-whores.
>:(
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I'm not buying a PS3 because the durability of all Sony products I'm around is never more than 4 years. And plus the fact they're lying scumsuckers.
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Yeah. We don't like Sony.
Or Electronic Arts.
Even Microsoft is better than Sony and EA.
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Even Microsoft is better than Sony and EA.
Though just barely. This reminds of a thread we have going at the Gamers Alliance (http://www.gamersalliance.org) forum. It's a nice site, you guys should probably check it out. Their main goal is to stop games from being banned outright and there's quite a bit of intelligent discussion going around.
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Well, as I see it, playstation has Colin McRae... Other than that I don't know if there's anything worth my attention...
Xbox, well, you can throw anything at that machine. But it's MS, so I'm ambigous.
Gamecube is, well, from the classic company. Can't go wrong there if you want childrens games.
And what the hell happened to SEGA???
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Sega flopped with the Saturn and the Dreamcast so they've decided to completey stop making consoles, and instead focus on making multi-platform games. Seeing how Nintendo are struggling against Sony and MS, I'd absolutely love to see them and Sega joining forces. Never gonna happen... but a boy can dream...
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Sega flopped with the Saturn and the Dreamcast so they've decided to completey stop making consoles, and instead focus on making multi-platform games. Seeing how Nintendo are struggling against Sony and MS, I'd absolutely love to see them and Sega joining forces. Never gonna happen... but a boy can dream...
too bad sega stopped making GOOD games and is now putting out crap like "Virtua Quest" *shudders*
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I just want to see a high-def next gen (and PC, of course) 2D sonic game, but with 3D scenery... sorta like Viewtiful Joe, but fast. Really fast. REALLY FUCKING SUPER FAST. that'd be amazing.
EDIT: and wooshy noises and blurring when you go past objects, to make it seem EVEN FASTER
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Sega flopped with the Saturn and the Dreamcast so they've decided to completey stop making consoles, and instead focus on making multi-platform games. Seeing how Nintendo are struggling against Sony and MS, I'd absolutely love to see them and Sega joining forces. Never gonna happen... but a boy can dream...
It... happened a while ago. Sega put out all their developing games (including sonic) for the gamecube.
http://www.gamespot.com/gamecube/action/supermonkeyball/news_2824656.html
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but what about the Sega games on the xbox and ps2? I'd like to see sega make games EXCLUSIVELY for nintendo. that'd rawk.
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What about the Shadow game that's gonna come out? He's gonna have guns cos he's such a badass black hedgehog!
The only use for Playstations in my eyes are for random Japanese RPGs and party games that would never be released on other formats because they're a sale liability.
I'm afraid the Xbox rocks though and I think the 360 will do more so.
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i really wanna get a 360... but £280 for the console... then £50/£60 for each game? no thanks.
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This is why you get a Revoultion first, then wait a few months and get the 360 :)
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I'm just going to make sure that my brother gets himself a 360, so that I can steal away with our good old trusty Xbox...
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EDIT: and wooshy noises and blurring when you go past objects, to make it seem EVEN FASTER
And a speed blur effect when you're REALLY FAST!
I'm already allocating budget for the 360 so I can buy it on the release day, but keep my old Xbox as long as XBMC isn't ported to the 360.
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http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-05-20
I plan on this approach :)
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yep..that sounds like you
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This is why you get a Revoultion first, then wait a few months and get the 360 :)
agreed! Though the 360 will be out for a while before the Rev.
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Exactly, by the time the Revoultion's out, the 360 will be more affordable.
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Lol, if you haven't heard already, my computer is a piece of shit. Depending on when I get the money, I'm either going to splurge for a new 'puter or a 360. I'm just not going to buy a PS3, I've never been one for turn-based RPGs and the like, and I'm not a big fan of Sony, either. The lineup for the 360 looks awesome, and Sony hasn't shown much more than brief cinematics.
As for the Revolution, I just don't know enough to be interested. I loved my gamecube for a good long time, but after a couple of years there just wasn't a whole lot of quality stuff coming out for it. There's probably one more game that I'll buy for my Cube before I get rid of it, and that'll be Zelda.
The reason why I'd prefer to play Oblivion on the 360 is because then I don't have to worry about graphics cards, processor speed, whatever. I can just buy it, drop the CD in, and play, no installation required, no family members bugging me to get off, no problems in general.
I only ever really use my PC for RTS games, anyways. I was pissed beyond belief that I couldn't play Dawn of War, let alone anything else coming out this year...
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Lol, if you haven't heard already, my computer is a piece of shit. Depending on when I get the money, I'm either going to splurge for a new 'puter or a 360. I'm just not going to buy a PS3, I've never been one for turn-based RPGs and the like, and I'm not a big fan of Sony, either. The lineup for the 360 looks awesome, and Sony hasn't shown much more than brief cinematics.
As for the Revolution, I just don't know enough to be interested. I loved my gamecube for a good long time, but after a couple of years there just wasn't a whole lot of quality stuff coming out for it. There's probably one more game that I'll buy for my Cube before I get rid of it, and that'll be Zelda.
The reason why I'd prefer to play Oblivion on the 360 is because then I don't have to worry about graphics cards, processor speed, whatever. I can just buy it, drop the CD in, and play, no installation required, no family members bugging me to get off, no problems in general.
I only ever really use my PC for RTS games, anyways. I was pissed beyond belief that I couldn't play Dawn of War, let alone anything else coming out this year...
360 here, im not even gonna bother with Revolution, OR PS3.... I'm selling my GC soon, along with my PS2....
The day 360 comes out, ill spen 600 dollars that day...
As for harveys computer, I laugh, everyday... although i cant play Dawn of War either, not because my computer sucks like some people i know... I just need the real CD, stupid family gave me a burnt one, doesnt cut it...
BUT i did play harveys copy of Halo 1 on the computer =D and laughed for a good week
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I only ever really use my PC for RTS games, anyways. I was pissed beyond belief that I couldn't play Dawn of War, let alone anything else coming out this year...
You shouldn't be. It wasn't really any good. Not like the good old RTS GW strategy games...
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Dawn of War campaign missions are all remarkably similar.
Train 10 or so marine sqauds, give them different heavy weapons. Attack.
Oh, crap, I won. Something like Dark Omen...now that was a challenge!
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Dark Omen OMFG
I played that once ^_^
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Did any of you actually get all the way through Dark Omen?
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No. I got to the level after the one where the Steam Tank leaves and couldn't be bothered anymore. May have something to do with replaying the level where the orcs have a stone thrower and a few bolt throwers and start with a height advantage because of casualties (ie. Mortar)
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Me neither, after 20 levels of orc - goblin slashing i threw the game out of my window.
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I live 3 high,so that was the last of Dark Omen for me.
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I'm tempted to re-install just to get to the Undead levels. They're far more fun.
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undead levels ?! >:(
;D