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Title: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 10, 2005, 05:28:22 am
Why did you add "Aka" to your name? What does it mean?

And did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: biggs on July 10, 2005, 07:47:50 am
Quote from: DangeR HarveY
And did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo?

thats just an urban myth, they do echo, but sometimes the quack isnt loud enough to produce an echo, but will reverb.

and is laser aka a girl? just wondering why theres a pink hamster thing in avatar
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 10, 2005, 09:14:00 am
I'm doing a very bad thing here, semianswering other people questions, but I'll have to do it.

The reason a ducks quack "don't echo" is because the ducks quack and the ducks quacks echo sounds very much the same. The duck counters its own echo, basically. This leads to confusion, but given enough time, and electronic equipment, you can find the echo. You can't find it with your own ear, though.

And it's a cat. I take the freedom of correcting statements. It's not answering questions.

Oh well, stay tuned for a couple of minutes while I find my questions...

As is fast becoming tradition, my first Hotseat questions will be:

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If you got to meet (and talk to, etc) one person, from present or past, who would you choose to meet?

If you got to be one (non-fictional) person, present or past, for as long a period of time as you wanted (meaning that you could "start" at any given point in the life, and "bail out" before the person who's life you lived got killed, got alzheimers, or became a vegetarian), who would you choose?

Who, if you had to live the rest of that persons life, until he/she died?

Who, if you had to live the life from birth, but could bail out at any time?

Who, if you had to live his/her life from birth to death?



Now, insert all of the above, but drop the prefix "non" in front of fictional. That is, which fictional characters would you live the life of?

Would you prefer the fictional character or the real person?

I'm getting rather fond of these questions now. Do you like them?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 10, 2005, 01:03:32 pm
Seeing as how Moheeheeko isn't here

CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 10, 2005, 01:52:24 pm
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Why did you add "Aka" to your name? What does it mean?

Laser is my now-outdated online name. It's still clinging in their, like a bad trolobite, but it's phasing out.

Aka is from Akakori - the name of my first character on WoW. It is nowe becoming my nickname too. I'd just call myself Aka, but then you'd all probably forget who I am.

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And did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo? 


This question has lost all meaning now that it has been answered by two people. Actualy, I did have a theory of my own - devoid of any scientific backing. It went: The reason ducks' quacks do'nt echo, is because the wavelength the quack frequents at, is not significant enough to move enough of the air to reach the echo wall and back again. I quite liked that answer - made me look clever...

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If you got to meet (and talk to, etc) one person, from present or past, who would you choose to meet?

If you got to be one (non-fictional) person, present or past, for as long a period of time as you wanted (meaning that you could "start" at any given point in the life, and "bail out" before the person who's life you lived got killed, got alzheimers, or became a vegetarian), who would you choose?

Who, if you had to live the rest of that persons life, until he/she died?

Who, if you had to live the life from birth, but could bail out at any time?

Who, if you had to live his/her life from birth to death?



Now, insert all of the above, but drop the prefix "non" in front of fictional. That is, which fictional characters would you live the life of?

Would you prefer the fictional character or the real person?

I've been fearing recieving this question. I'm afraid it wo'nt be very well thought out. Even though I love history, I'm not a big on historical figures.

Meet: Jesus. I wanna know who the hell he really was, whether he claimed greatness, or whether it was just these stupid biblical writers that overrated him.

Be:

From birth:

Until death: Tbh, I don't wanna experience anybody's life until death any more than I do my own.

Birth to Death: Alexander the Great. Just seem kinda fun, marching through Persia, around the edge of the known world, defeat empires, and almost getting back again. He only lives until his Twenties, so it'd be a short one.

Fictional:

....


....


I might try this one again later, actually.


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CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!!


Cake please. A spongy one, plain or chocolate, with a thick 'snappable' chocolate covering and big blocks of white chocolate decoration.

...

In answer to Torp's question - I wanna be that cake.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 10, 2005, 02:16:18 pm
Remember, it's not one of those "who would you be to change the world" questions, you'll basically relive the life of whoever you choose as is, like a movie, only you see, feel and hear (and taste, and think) all that the person you choose see/feel/etc.

Am I going to fall asleep now, while at work?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 10, 2005, 02:22:36 pm
Should I start either of my two pieces of coursework due in for tommorow?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: InfamousGuZ on July 10, 2005, 04:05:55 pm
Why does Morrowind for Xbox Suck so much?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 10, 2005, 04:20:36 pm
Would you ever go out with a girl younger than you, and how young.. and depending on what age you and they are? EXPLAIN ALL!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: SpeedD on July 10, 2005, 04:31:07 pm
OMGIMONFIRE!

Can you help me?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: SomethingApt on July 10, 2005, 04:34:44 pm
would you ever go out with a girl you hate just so you can wait for her to fall asleep and piss all over her flowerbed then run away into the night?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 10, 2005, 06:37:06 pm
would you ever go out with a girl you hate just so you can wait for her to fall asleep and piss all over her flowerbed then run away into the night?

Yeah im curious bout that but replace piss with vomit and you got my attention.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 10, 2005, 06:52:48 pm
WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is the wingspan of sparrow in mid-flight?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 10, 2005, 07:23:20 pm
Why did my old music teacher claim i have the attention span of a sparrow.. infact scrub that.. whats the attention span of a sparrow?

Lightbulbs.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 10, 2005, 07:26:56 pm
What's the attention span of an average Radicz0r?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Spacebar on July 10, 2005, 07:30:57 pm
thats a tough one...but since im still a newb i wont say anything :P
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Lexx on July 10, 2005, 07:38:31 pm
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 10, 2005, 07:41:34 pm
thats a tough one...but since im still a newb i wont say anything :P

Plus the only person that answers questions in this thread is laser.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 10, 2005, 10:16:06 pm
Why does Morrowind for Xbox Suck so much?


 :o --  >:(


..

Why does infamousguz suck at morrowind ?

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Spacebar on July 10, 2005, 10:58:27 pm
thats a tough one...but since im still a newb i wont say anything :P

Plus the only person that answers questions in this thread is laser.

heh
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 10, 2005, 11:00:17 pm
Lol, he doesn't. I bought it, and after 6 months of extreme me-wanting-Morrowind, we were both thoroughly unimpressed.

I don't understand why an alchemy ingredient that's supposed to restore health "has no effect" on a level one character.

Not to mention that game gave me a headache after about a half hour.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Bates on July 10, 2005, 11:20:22 pm
I don't understand why an alchemy ingredient that's supposed to restore health "has no effect" on a level one character.

Maybe your alchemy skill was too low. It's all in the characters mind. Like in the real world. If you don't know what caffeine is good for, it won't work.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 10, 2005, 11:26:07 pm
Well, my char was crappy anyways. I went online and found a character creation guide, so now I should be able to kick some ass.
 
I thought caffeine always worked...?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 11, 2005, 12:50:59 am
Ok Torp, yes you are gonna fall asleep. Your feeling very sleepy... sleepy...

Smeags. yes you should begin them both. Simutaneously. Now.

Morrowing sucks because. Yes. No, it's good but my god, play it on a PC like normal people!

Yes I wouild go out with a girl younger than me. I think i'd draw the line at 18 to avoid complications but I like the girl to be younger I'm afraid.

Sorry SpeedD, I cannot help you. By the time I have reacted, you most likely will have been burnt to a crisp.

No, I would not go out with a girl I did'nt like and then piss on her flowers, nor would I vomit. I don't think the satisfaction of pissing/vomiting is enough for horor of spending time with her.

My name is Aka

My quest is whatever someone in WoW tells me it is

I estimate it's wingspan at that moment would be... irrelevant.

Sparrows have no attention until they encounter seeds. Then there is nothing elkse but seeds until the seeds run out. Therefore, it's attention span is the length of time the seeds last until they're all eaten.

Lightbulbs have no attention whatsoever. They're very rude in fact.

Radicz0r has an attention lasting approximately 12 seconds. Fact.

Infamous sucks at Morrowind because I cursed him.

Caffeine never works. I'ts a lie. It's actually killing you from your spleen outwards.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: InfamousGuZ on July 11, 2005, 01:08:36 am
Infamous sucks at Morrowind because I cursed him.

I knew it!  >:(

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 11, 2005, 01:16:21 am
My name is Aka

AKA what? (come on, it had to come up somewhere)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 11, 2005, 01:33:43 am
My name is Aka

AKA what? (come on, it had to come up somewhere)

Yeah, it came up when I requested a song on WoWRadio. TB said: This is Machinae Supremacy, as requested by A K A. I thought, this may not work...
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 11, 2005, 01:34:49 am
Infamous sucks at Morrowind because I cursed him.

I knew it!  >:(

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I apologise. But it had to be done because George Bush was flagging me off.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: InfamousGuZ on July 11, 2005, 04:11:21 am
Lmao  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 11, 2005, 05:25:30 am
Why does Bush hate you so?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 11, 2005, 01:07:52 pm
Why does Bush hate you so?

Probably because he thinks, like he thinks of everyone else in the world, that I'm a closet terrorist.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Spacebar on July 11, 2005, 06:23:27 pm
gracious !
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 11, 2005, 08:12:02 pm
Are you a closet terrorist?

Do you know the perks of being one?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 11, 2005, 08:20:31 pm
Are you a closet terrorist?

Do you know the perks of being one?

Indeed I am not.

Perks of being a terrorist? Blowing up people you don't like (bad way to put it, but awfully true).

Perks of being a closet terrorist? Imagining blowing up people you don't like, while sitting in a dark closet all by yourself because your a social outcast :P

Err, I don't like talking about this. MOVE ON.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 11, 2005, 08:28:16 pm
Lol.

Like my new avatar?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 11, 2005, 11:45:37 pm
what is it with you and nachos ?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 12:02:39 am
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Like my new avatar?


Yes. Very nice.

What is it? Obviously its a guy throwing up metal horns, with a kinda gay, pink star background, but what is it?

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what is it with you and nachos ?

Nachos! Omg, nachos! You know, sometimes I go to the cinema and walk straight past the ticket office, go up to the confection stand and ask for their entire stock of nachos. Then I will sit in the middle of the floor, in everybody's way, and gourge myself on those little crisp corn triangles. No hands, just pelt face into the mound of nachos I have ordered.

Other times I like to lay in an empty bath and spread salsa dip and guaquemole (sp?) all over my naked body, then dunk those nachos into the mix and get lost in the orgasmic taste as I softly place them one by one into my mouth.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 12:03:32 am
What happened to you IRCing?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 12:07:37 am
What happened to you IRCing?

I know stuff happens on there, but any time I go on it's like walking into a Western pub where nobody knows your name. People don't talk and eventually I decide to leave again.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 12:08:32 am
You do know you missed out on around an hour of IRC activity on IRCNet earlier right?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 12:09:23 am
You do know you missed out on around an hour of IRC activity on IRCNet earlier right?

I do now. But what can I do. How about you tell me what happened right now.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 12:10:15 am
Can't remember, ask SomethingGood, I just quit after unsuccesfully trying to kick myself out of the channel.

EDIT: Oh yeah, Magicman's Degrees of Sex game, with wikipedia. I gave up with korea.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 12:13:11 am
Can't remember, ask SomethingGood, I just quit after unsuccesfully trying to kick myself out of the channel.

Which server do you go through?

Why am I asking you questions, bitch?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 12:18:23 am
IRCNet


Because I'm better than you



Is WoW really worth the monthly fee/ how much is it anyways?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: L'homme magique on July 12, 2005, 12:19:49 am
You do know you missed out on around an hour of IRC activity on IRCNet earlier right?

I do now. But what can I do. How about you tell me what happened right now.
Glorious, wet... play.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 12:22:42 am
Is WoW really worth the monthly fee/ how much is it anyways?

Yes, it really is. For me anyway. That's because I spend so much time on it I'm really using the time I pay for well - for me, it's money well spent. Although I realised the other day that I could easily play an utter Korean-style grinding spree MMO. WoW has got the grinding but it has so much more as well! For someone much more casual and likely to dip in only occasionally it probably isn't woth it though.


See, I'm on IRC now... Do something interesting.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 12, 2005, 12:40:42 am
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what is it with you and nachos ?

Nachos! Omg, nachos! You know, sometimes I go to the cinema and walk straight past the ticket office, go up to the confection stand and ask for their entire stock of nachos. Then I will sit in the middle of the floor, in everybody's way, and gourge myself on those little crisp corn triangles. No hands, just pelt face into the mound of nachos I have ordered.

Other times I like to lay in an empty bath and spread salsa dip and guaquemole (sp?) all over my naked body, then dunk those nachos into the mix and get lost in the orgasmic taste as I softly place them one by one into my mouth.

omg. that really made me laugh so hard.

..

What do you think of pipedown ?

http://www.emusic.com/album/10809/10809896.html <-- click on losing the sun , control or Knowledge the weapon
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 12, 2005, 07:24:56 am
Yeah, your description (of the avatar) is pretty much all it is. I don't even remember where I got it.

It is kinda gay, isn't it?

Nachos are great, aren't they?

What the hell does "kung-fu bouff!" Mean? I know who "bouff" is, but it's just so... random.

Did you know that Elder Scrolls IV is coming out for Xbox360, and that I'm already having an orgasm?

Why does my electric razor miss hair on my face, even when I press it really hard (and cause my skin to get irritated, which only happens because I'm trying to get the hair it missed...)?

Come to think of it, why does my combined German/Irish heritage make me hairy? There's plenty of none hairy people out there, and me and VT just happen to get the hairy end of the Irish stick. (Note: his eyebrows are bigger than mine, though. And Colin Farrel's are bigger than everyone's.)

Why did my chem teacher suck this year?

Why can't I fulfill the potential all of my teachers say I have?

Why can't I figure out what I'm gonna major in?

Will I ever play the gee-fiddle as well as Jonne?

And why the hell am I asking so many questions?


Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 01:40:16 pm
Yeah, your description (of the avatar) is pretty much all it is. I don't even remember where I got it. It is kinda gay, isn't it?

Yes. Yes it is. And avatars are a good way of figuring out who the person is. So, I now know you are a gay rocker, while I am a pink kitty, Fiindil is a fucking scary sock with a Santa hat, Rad is a fucked-up rabbit, megadokyo is a floating X, and Torp is a cookie.

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Nachos are great, aren't they?

No. Tbh, I do'nt really go for nachos. I mean, why eat things that taste of cardboard which seem unable to hold whatever dip you dunk them in, when there is so much else on offer!

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What the hell does "kung-fu bouff!" Mean? I know who "bouff" is, but it's just so... random.

In answer to this question, I offer you with this: www.bouff.tv/presspics/kungfu.zip (http://www.bouff.tv/presspics/kungfu.zip)

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Did you know that Elder Scrolls IV is coming out for Xbox360, and that I'm already having an orgasm?

I did not... Nor do I know what it is. But if your gonna orgasm do it in a suitable place... like a toilet, tissue or someone's mouth.

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Why does my electric razor miss hair on my face, even when I press it really hard (and cause my skin to get irritated, which only happens because I'm trying to get the hair it missed...)?

Newblar! Electric razors are only a quick solution! They are designed for those who wake up in the morning, realise they're too hairy but only have 5 minutes before they should go to work. If you really want it rid, you need to wet shave it. That's a real manly shave.

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Come to think of it, why does my combined German/Irish heritage make me hairy? There's plenty of none hairy people out there, and me and VT just happen to get the hairy end of the Irish stick. (Note: his eyebrows are bigger than mine, though. And Colin Farrel's are bigger than everyone's.)

I know how you feel. My legs are the worst - they could put a grizzly bear to shame. I'm kinda random though. I'm very beardy, have long hair on my head, my leg hair could make coats for 20 eskimos, and even hair on my lower arms and a bit on my feet. But my chest hair is laughable, my back is bare (thank god).

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Why did my chem teacher suck this year?

I don't know. Are they in a long-term relationship? Or was it just a one-off? I don't know the age or sex of your chemistry teacher or this year, so I cannot realy comment on their relationship properly. Although, why you were there to witness this act is rather worrying.

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Why can't I fulfill the potential all of my teachers say I have?

They're probably not beating you enough. Ask for caning to be brought back in your school. Wanting to avoid a good caning should be enough incentive for you to work harder. Unless you're a kinky bastard, then bend over that table and let 'em whack away!

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Why can't I figure out what I'm gonna major in?

It all comes down to the caning...

I dunno, you need to look at yourself and figure out what it is you really love.

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Will I ever play the gee-fiddle as well as Jonne?

No. He pwns you :P Oh well, maybe you could if you keep playing and practising every day.

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And why the hell am I asking so many questions?

Because your part of a secret organization that aims to waste my time :P
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Karva on July 12, 2005, 02:26:03 pm
How fast do i get internet to my new house if i order it today?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 06:41:47 pm
Procrastination or work?

Why did you get a second hotseat before anyone else?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 07:20:39 pm
Procrastination or work?

Why did you get a second hotseat before anyone else?

Procrastination. That's my middle name. My parents didn't like conventional names, you see. So they looked through the dictionary for something better.

Why? I think it's mainly because Harvey loves me.
Actually, I'm pretty surprised that no one said anything (until now). I would've said something, but I felt like having a go at round 2.

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How fast do i get internet to my new house if i order it today?


I will be answering that question under these conditions:

1) I don't live in Finland
2) I do'nt know any Finnish telephone or Internet companies
3) I don't know what Finnish telephone and Internet companies are like
4) I have never moved house
5) I have never needed to order Internet to my new house

With that said, I think it'll take about a week or two to arrive.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 12, 2005, 07:29:48 pm
how about my previous question ?

Why does everybody hate me ?

Is it because im black ?

Is it because i like peanutbutter and chocolate ?

How many fingers do you have ?

How are you able to see with 6 eyes ?

What do you think of the 9 inch nails ?

What are your favorite bands ?

Do you drink coffee at work just to stay alive ?

What do you need every day to be happy ?

yeah my questions !
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 07:35:57 pm
May I shoot Radicz0r?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 07:44:01 pm
how about my previous question ?

Sorry. I'll check out Pipedown at some point. I will get round to it... I promise...

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Why does everybody hate me ?

Nobody hates you! Where did you get that idea from! I mean, who could hate you when you've amassed 6.something posts per day... Oh I see. Yeah, everyone hates you. (Unlike Fiindil with his 10.something a day)

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Is it because im black ?

Yes.

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Is it because i like peanutbutter and chocolate ?

Anybody who likes chocolate has my full respect (not). But Peanutbutter! What's wrong with you?! Next you'll be telling me you like Onion Soup!

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How many fingers do you have ?

Ten. I just counted. I wasn't sure. One of them might've fallen off when I was'nt looking.

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How are you able to see with 6 eyes ?

Put two pairs of spectacles on at once.

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What do you think of the 9 inch nails ?

I think he's brilliant. Or at least, what I've heard, which isn't that much except for the more commonly known tracks. Haven't heard the new album so I dunno what this woo-haa about selling out is.

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What are your favorite bands ?

Machinae - duh
The Mad Capsule Markets
Mansun
Deadsy
Powerman 5000
Metronome
Janne Da Arc

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Do you drink coffee at work just to stay alive ?

Coffee? No. Work? No. Alive? No.

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What do you need every day to be happy ?

A wank?

May I shoot Radicz0r?

You may. AK? Glok? Uzi? Make your selection.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Spacebar on July 12, 2005, 07:52:39 pm
how about my previous question ?
i dont know
Why does everybody hate me ?
i love you :-*
Is it because im black ?
yup
Is it because i like peanutbutter and chocolate ?
thats an awesome combo
How many fingers do you have ?
307
How are you able to see with 6 eyes ?
how do you see with 2?
What do you think of the 9 inch nails ?
i dont think
What are your favorite bands ?
duhhh MaSu
Do you drink coffee at work just to stay alive ?
i dont...plus i work at a place with no coffee and im only 14 so i havent "aquired taste"
What do you need every day to be happy ?
a bunch of hott girls to jack me off
yeah my questions !

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 07:55:05 pm
(Unlike Fiindil with his 10.something a day)

That's because I'm awesome ;)

Should I remake the hotseat rules thread to stop people answering other questions?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 08:08:23 pm
how about my previous question ?
i dont know
Why does everybody hate me ?
i love you :-*
Is it because im black ?
yup
Is it because i like peanutbutter and chocolate ?
thats an awesome combo
How many fingers do you have ?
307
How are you able to see with 6 eyes ?
how do you see with 2?
What do you think of the 9 inch nails ?
i dont think
What are your favorite bands ?
duhhh MaSu
Do you drink coffee at work just to stay alive ?
i dont...plus i work at a place with no coffee and im only 14 so i havent "aquired taste"
What do you need every day to be happy ?
a bunch of hott girls to jack me off
yeah my questions !


/me beats Spacebar/Anti-hott

Oi! This is my Hotseat. You don't answer questions. Welcome to facsism.

Should I remake the hotseat rules thread to stop people answering other questions?

No. Just continue to mock people who do not understand.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 08:32:19 pm
Oi! This is my Hotseat. You don't answer questions. Welcome to facsism.

Whoa, deja vu, I just became a bus nazi on friday...

Yay or Nay?

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 08:36:56 pm
Oi! This is my Hotseat. You don't answer questions. Welcome to facsism.

Whoa, deja vu, I just became a bus nazi on friday...

Yay or Nay?

Yay or Nay what? To being a bus nazi? Umm. wha'ts a bus nazi?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 08:38:33 pm
Travel Prefect, it means I can be a complete dick and kick everyone off of the bus  8)

Yay or Nay in general?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 08:39:41 pm
Travel Prefect, it means I can be a complete dick and kick everyone off of the bus  8)

Yay or Nay in general?


Nay
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 12, 2005, 08:40:37 pm
Hot or cold weather?

Country you'd most like to visit?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 12, 2005, 08:43:05 pm
Hot or cold weather?

Country you'd most like to visit?

1) Cold definately! It's been two days of heatwave and I'm fucking sick of Summer already.

2) Japan. And not just because of the anime/manga, games and music  ;D But I also love the culture and history and wanna know more about the shogun ages and Shintoism.

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 13, 2005, 01:22:23 am
Is it true that me and andy have been contacted by TIMO FUCKING KOTIPELTO (stratovarius singer and leader of kotipelto) about our NEWEST work we created and sent to him?.

WELL IS IT!?!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 01:28:51 am
Is it true that me and andy have been contacted by TIMO FUCKING KOTIPELTO (stratovarius singer and leader of kotipelto) about our NEWEST work we created and sent to him?.

WELL IS IT!?!

I dunno. IS IT!?! Really. That's is fucking cool. What was this work? Why did you send it to him of all people?

I shall you to answer questions in my hotseat, just this once.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2005, 01:39:46 am
Ok - new questions, and i like onion soup -

Do you like serials with yoghurt ?

Do you have pets ?

..

Peacock pie ?

..

Do you sometimes feel the urge to drink a cold beer, in like 5 PM or something ?

Do you know Coal Chamber ?

What do you think of this smiley  :  :-X , it says lips sealed, but it looks like he is going to throw up !


... No further questions, your honor.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 01:50:33 am
Do you like serials with yoghurt ?

Ohh, I had corn flakes in raspberry yoghurt every morning when I was in Denmark. Yummy.

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Do you have pets ?

No.

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Peacock pie ?

Aren't peacocks protected?

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Do you sometimes feel the urge to drink a cold beer, in like 5 PM or something ?

Don't like beer. But I could have southern comfort at any time I want.

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Do you know Coal Chamber ?

Not personally, no. I've only heard Sway. I think I may have heard another track but I do'nt think I liked it.

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What do you think of this smiley  :  :-X , it says lips sealed, but it looks like he is going to throw up !

It teh suckz0rz - I ban you from ever using it again.





:-X
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 13, 2005, 01:54:43 am
I cannot dispense it, not even Findil has had the privelege of hearing this, its good shit.. to say the very fucking FUCKING FUCK-ING- F-UC.. etc:  least! Timo Kotipelto has his own record label, and basically looks out for bands who are progressive metal, power metal or in that area, and helps them out if theyre good enough. Hes busy promoting Stratovarius right now but he was talking to us and is going to get back to us on what he reckons about the music. But hes a cool guy, very cool indeed.

End.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2005, 02:02:23 am
so umm what now ??!

you are getting a label am i getting this correct ??

... *look two questions*
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 13, 2005, 06:06:32 am
Lol, frickin' sweet.

I heard "Shock the Monkey" by Coal Chamber, that song was crap.

Do you believe that if a band/artist is a jackass you people should no longer listen to or support them? Or do you think that if they're music is good, there's no reason not to listen to them?

Lol, you sound like me Laser, when it comes to the hairy thing. And yes, thank god either of our backs isn't hairy.

I haven't used my regular razor in since the beginning of the school year. Only reason I bought the electric was to do a quickie shave before school, but now I just use it all the time.

Why did MaSu change bassists?

Why does the walking/running in Morrowind suck(models, I mean), especially for the beast races?

Why do the merchants only have a limited amount of gold, so every time I loot someone's house, not only do I have to leave half of it there because I'm "over-encumbered," but I have to sleep before I make the second trip because the merchant ran out of money?

Don't get me wrong, I really like the game, but that one part is really pissing me off. Not to mention that it seems the more I'm able to carry(be encumbered with), the more I find.

Why doesn't Scott Ramsoomair update VG Cats on Mondays anymore? He seems to just be doing it whenever the hell he feels like. The least he could do is change "Monday" to "Some day this week."



Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 12:28:07 pm
Do you believe that if a band/artist is a jackass you people should no longer listen to or support them? Or do you think that if they're music is good, there's no reason not to listen to them?

If you like their music that much, then just because they're a jackass you should'nt feel you need to stop listening to them. If you like their music, continue listening. Of course, it could all depend on varying degrees of musicality and jackassity.

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Why did MaSu change bassists?

Because Kahl decided to move down south with his girlfriend, the lead singer of INJA, who have managed to get the interest of some American music-people-somethings. Seems they're gonna release flash cards of their music, or summat.

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Why does the walking/running in Morrowind suck(models, I mean), especially for the beast races?

It's Morrowind, and model movement in RPGs is never very good really.

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Why do the merchants only have a limited amount of gold, so every time I loot someone's house, not only do I have to leave half of it there because I'm "over-encumbered," but I have to sleep before I make the second trip because the merchant ran out of money?

Ummm.... Its Morrowind....

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Why doesn't Scott Ramsoomair update VG Cats on Mondays anymore? He seems to just be doing it whenever the hell he feels like. The least he could do is change "Monday" to "Some day this week."

Because he's like every other webcomic creator. They start off with ideas coming thick and fast, but after so many years, ideas become harder, and they begin to realise that there is actually other things to do in life. Unless of course they're making big bucks out of it like CtrlAltDelete, Penny Arcade and Megatokyo
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Spacebar on July 13, 2005, 03:52:49 pm
how about my previous question ?
i dont know
Why does everybody hate me ?
i love you :-*
Is it because im black ?
yup
Is it because i like peanutbutter and chocolate ?
thats an awesome combo
How many fingers do you have ?
307
How are you able to see with 6 eyes ?
how do you see with 2?
What do you think of the 9 inch nails ?
i dont think
What are your favorite bands ?
duhhh MaSu
Do you drink coffee at work just to stay alive ?
i dont...plus i work at a place with no coffee and im only 14 so i havent "aquired taste"
What do you need every day to be happy ?
a bunch of hott girls to jack me off
yeah my questions !


/me beats Spacebar/Anti-hott

Oi! This is my Hotseat. You don't answer questions. Welcome to facsism.

Should I remake the hotseat rules thread to stop people answering other questions?

No. Just continue to mock people who do not understand.

 :'( :'( i like answering questions




Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 13, 2005, 06:25:53 pm
I cannot dispense it, not even Findil has had the privelege of hearing this

 :o for now... Seriously, about that Kotipelto thing... whoa! I'm impressed

Laser: Why am I impressed?

And now for a mainstay question

One superpower.... etc etc?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 06:32:52 pm
Laser: Why am I impressed?

Because its Timo Kotipelto.

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One superpower.... etc etc?

I'd have the power to silence people. And not just muting them. I'd have the power to remove the mere thought of making a comment from anyone's brain. The world would be so much better if people just shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 13, 2005, 06:39:27 pm







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Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: MDX on July 13, 2005, 06:42:08 pm
If you could go back in time and stop one superpower from being A superpower, who would it be?

i think smeagy mighta meant that, laser, why did i pick up on that and you didnt?

(other outcome: mdx is wrong)

why did i assume such a wrong outcome?

Also gonna talk to spinefarm and MAYBE nuclear blast, but i want to see how we get on with Timo first, hes sound like so we'll see what happens, kay? (thats the question bit)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 13, 2005, 06:45:47 pm
No, you lose, my question was a very poorly executed joke on his last answer

Good question though


OR IS IT?!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 06:50:07 pm
If you could go back in time and stop one superpower from being A superpower, who would it be?

i think smeagy mighta meant that, laser, why did i pick up on that and you didnt?

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... ooooooo....ooooooo... ooo....oh

Well I didn't know, did I? I thought it was the generic superhero question, not the generic (though I've never heard it before) world power question.

Erm. I dunno, the USA. Generic answer to a generic question really.

No, you lose, my question was a very poorly executed joke on his last answer

Good question though

OR IS IT?!

No. Cos had I been confused before, you have now successfully managed to absolutely lose me.

As the Hotseater, I officially demand you explain yourself! (Fucking Forest/Swamp players)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2005, 06:53:13 pm
did you guys know that The netherlands could as well be the mightiest country, because we were there first, and New York now was actually New Amsterdam  !!

we sold it for some redicoulisly low price or whatever you spell it.

anyway then we would be speaking dutch here haha
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 06:55:38 pm
No. Because had you kept New Amsterdam, it probably wouldn't have developed into the mighty metropolis it is now. It only became what it is after the Americans had established themselves as a world player.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 13, 2005, 07:00:31 pm
Ok, the superpower question

I'd have the power to silence people. And not just muting them. I'd have the power to remove the mere thought of making a comment from anyone's brain. The world would be so much better if people just shut the fuck up.

So the blank spaces are where the question would have gone... as I said, a poorly executed pun.



Is Rad a patriot? :o
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 07:08:07 pm
Yes, he's just like every other nationality, being proud of their own nationality. Dutch love being Dutch, Americans love being American, etc etc
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on July 13, 2005, 09:05:14 pm
Yes, he's just like every other nationality, being proud of their own nationality. Dutch love being Dutch, Americans love being American, etc etc

I hate being American. Please, someone adopt me. I'll even take Dutch..
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 13, 2005, 09:35:16 pm
Ok, the superpower question

I'd have the power to silence people. And not just muting them. I'd have the power to remove the mere thought of making a comment from anyone's brain. The world would be so much better if people just shut the fuck up.

So the blank spaces are where the question would have gone... as I said, a poorly executed pun.

Now, see, I would've considered that as a possible reason, until megadok comes in with all his socio-political crap. God, your like Jeremey Paxman, you!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 13, 2005, 10:20:56 pm
Yes, he's just like every other nationality, being proud of their own nationality. Dutch love being Dutch, Americans love being American, etc etc


omg who said i love being Dutch ?

maybe it came out like that, but most dutch can't speak english, and if they already do , its even worse because the accent sounds SO stupid omfg, and arrgh the tv presentators go to england or talk with celebreties, and they cant speak english for shits aargh it makes me feel so stupid..

Second, our drug policy is somewhat legalized, but everybody thinks we are smoking pot the whole gotdamn day.
Then i am like in foreign countries, and i say where im from they ALWAYS ask for drugs, like weed etc.

And we are known for our cheese and flowers, so they call us cheeseheads sometimes.

furthermore, we also made loads and loads of beer and thats the only thing i do like, the beer here is really good.

meh

Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Smeagol on July 14, 2005, 12:42:42 am
Do you have a party trick?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2005, 11:46:53 am

Other times I like to lay in an empty bath and spread salsa dip and guaquemole (sp?) all over my naked body, then dunk those nachos into the mix and get lost in the orgasmic taste as I softly place them one by one into my mouth.

I'd suggest taking the fetish one step further, and spread guacamole and salsa all over somebody elses body. Would you do that?


2) Japan. And not just because of the anime/manga, games and music  ;D But I also love the culture and history and wanna know more about the shogun ages and Shintoism.



You fucking japonophile. Did you know you were a japonophile?

Torp is a cookie.

No, I'm not! I'm Torpigan.

Sin City rocked. Did you like sin City?

Are you going to answer my original questions?

Can I suggest letting Anti-Hott having the next Hotseat? It would be really ironic, you know (since he's anti-hot and stuff, and he'll have the hotseat. And because I'm making really bad puns)
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2005, 12:24:02 pm
I'd suggest taking the fetish one step further, and spread guacamole and salsa all over somebody elses body. Would you do that?

I'd spread more than salsa and guacamole ;) .... If I had someone to do it with :'(

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You fucking japonophile. Did you know you were a japonophile?

I knew I was a Japanophile, yes.

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Sin City rocked. Did you like sin City?

I fucking loved Sin City.

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Are you going to answer my original questions?

This answer ranges from "later" to "no"

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Can I suggest letting Anti-Hott having the next Hotseat? It would be really ironic, you know (since he's anti-hot and stuff, and he'll have the hotseat. And because I'm making really bad puns)

Are you crazy? Last night he posted such memorable posts as:

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Hahahaha

and

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Wtf?! Hahahaha

Do we really want to let this guy loose with a hotseat? Anyway, is it my time yet?

EDIT: Nope. Still got three days. What a long week! Because it's been so damn hot here and i've been bored out of my mind.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Torp v2.0 on July 14, 2005, 12:40:52 pm
Isn't there a hotseat law that states that one MUST answer all questions?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 14, 2005, 01:37:59 pm
Isn't there a hotseat law that states that one MUST answer all questions?

Oh bumclouds!

But I don't give a shit about people, pest or present. Look, here's a list of people that could have gotten into my answer had I been slightly interested in answering it:

Alexander the Great, Nero, Boudicca, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Shogun Tokugawa, Napoleon, Hannibal, Stalin, Karl Marx, Churchill, Confucius,

Ok, fictional people:

Gulliver (Gulliver's Travels), Aragorn (LotR), Commander Vimes (Discworld), Rincewind (Discworld), Lyra (His Dark Materials), Keitaro (Love Hina) - actually that would be whole life thing ;D, Lister or the Cat (Red Dwarf), Tai (Digimon), Vash (Trigun)

And to the last question - Fiction, definately.
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 18, 2005, 07:22:42 pm
Wait, how long is one supposed to keep the hotseat? I ended mine after three pages, just cuz Karva did. Is there a day limit?
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: Laser.T on July 18, 2005, 07:25:35 pm
No, it was intended to last a week per person. Hence why I began a new one for Chompy!
Title: Re: Machinae Hotseat: Laser Aka
Post by: harvey danger on July 18, 2005, 07:37:10 pm
Oh, fuck.