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Title: Awesome Music!
Post by: barde on May 23, 2005, 07:20:12 am
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 23, 2005, 08:31:07 pm
Cool to see Machinae supremacy appriciated by new people !!  ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 23, 2005, 11:36:34 pm
Nice subtle plug there :D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on May 24, 2005, 10:18:39 am
Wohoo! The classic Magicman avatar is back!
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: The Lost Cause on May 24, 2005, 11:00:33 am
welcome buddy......now run
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on May 24, 2005, 11:05:40 am
Oh, right, welcome Barde, didn't read the first post.  ;D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Outboundlight on May 24, 2005, 11:10:07 pm
didn't look like he was planning on staying, infact the cynics amoung us might think he was only here to plug his URL...
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 25, 2005, 01:04:29 am
yeah.. well...sucks...

but life goes on !

cookies for everybody !!  :D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on May 25, 2005, 10:23:17 am
Yay I get 2 becuase I am the first person to recieve mine. :D :D

*munch*
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: SomethingApt on May 25, 2005, 11:41:27 am
can i get 2 as well? seeing as i'm the first person to recieve mine...
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Trezker on May 25, 2005, 12:08:22 pm
I ate a box of cookies yesterday...
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: SomethingApt on May 25, 2005, 01:56:12 pm
you ate the box? well that was stupid.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 25, 2005, 05:35:42 pm
 :D


haha

im holland we say .. when you finished dinner and your mom says you didn't eat much,
"i already ate 1 plate" in dutch, and then we say , "how did the plate taste ?"

or something similar , so that reminded me .. haha 'twas funny tho.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on May 25, 2005, 06:13:04 pm
Rated M for mildly funny.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on May 26, 2005, 03:58:25 am
HAHAHAHA I love lame joke, they are the best

I demand more!

Hands Bateman a plate made from cookies.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: L'homme magique on May 26, 2005, 04:15:48 am
so... what'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on May 26, 2005, 04:18:17 am
Get on the boat?

HGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on May 30, 2005, 02:23:43 pm
^^ BUMP ^^
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Outboundlight on May 30, 2005, 04:24:26 pm
LOL that in no way whatsoever deserved a bump  >:(
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: robert on May 30, 2005, 07:36:06 pm
thanks barde :)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on May 31, 2005, 04:40:57 pm
I don't get that. What do you need a boat for when you want a tractor?  :P
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on June 01, 2005, 03:09:34 am
Casts *Summon MDX*

he shall explain it, if not I shall shortly.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Outboundlight on June 01, 2005, 08:55:23 pm
no. Lets not go into this. Lets just. not.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Sirix on June 01, 2005, 09:40:27 pm
If you guys like bad jokes I got a good one... or a bad one.. you know what I mean...  :o

What is worse than a worm in an apple?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: SomethingApt on June 01, 2005, 09:59:28 pm
half a worm. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. *yawn*

/me walks off
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Sirix on June 01, 2005, 10:03:09 pm
half a worm. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. *yawn*

/me walks off

the correct answer is: The Holocaust
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Sirix on June 01, 2005, 10:07:03 pm
what the hell does half a worm even mean...
"what is worse than a worm in an apple?"
"half a worm"
...isn't that better? I know i'd rather find a half worm than a whole worm in my apple  :-\
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 01, 2005, 10:08:09 pm
What about both havles of a worm? (AKA, 2 worms). Wouldn't be so great then methinks...
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Sirix on June 01, 2005, 10:12:32 pm
I still think my answer trumps a worm or 2 worms in an apple by just a bit  :P
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: L'homme magique on June 01, 2005, 10:19:07 pm
what the hell does half a worm even mean...
"what is worse than a worm in an apple?"
"half a worm"
...isn't that better? I know i'd rather find a half worm than a whole worm in my apple :-\
It means you ate the other half :P
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: SomethingApt on June 01, 2005, 10:33:05 pm
/me smacks head against desk.

thanks for clearing that up Magicman... help yourself to a custard cream from my cow.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Sirix on June 01, 2005, 11:21:00 pm
I think i'd still rather eat a half a worm rather than um... eat the holocaust.. or.. do it.. whatever it is I meant.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on June 02, 2005, 03:30:27 am
My original topic and post:
what'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor

The post by MDX - bad quote:
What did the Indian guy say before his indian wife got on the boat?

Get on the boat


I had orignally posted this topic a while ago, and for some reason it was very popular for this very lame joke. Got a few pages on it to. Now after a while MDX decides to post his on joke in spite(not really but you get my point) of my thread also with a lame joke.

Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on June 02, 2005, 08:22:24 am
Lameness is way popular these days.


Just look at "my" governor.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/04/MNGJOCJN261.DTL (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/05/04/MNGJOCJN261.DTL)

Fucktard.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 02, 2005, 01:32:41 pm
lol yes, if i had have been around i would have explained, but r0ck on chompnut.

Farmers just aren't as awesome as indians, lesson learnt.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 02, 2005, 01:47:19 pm
lol yes, if i had have been around i would have explained, but r0ck on chompnut.

Farmers just aren't as awesome as indinians, lesson learnt.
???
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 02, 2005, 01:52:22 pm
Corrected =)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Armakuni on June 02, 2005, 02:56:06 pm
I got a bad joke for ya!


Why does the french like snails?

answer: cause they dont like fast food!

:D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: mumppis on June 02, 2005, 04:02:19 pm
yeah french eat lotsa weird things
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 03, 2005, 12:18:17 am
like fries... or toast.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 03, 2005, 01:04:26 am
There's nothing wrong with toast. Even as a gap between lunch (which is normally missed) and dinner, toast is awesome. Plus it gains versitilitity(sp?) points with the fact that near anything can be thrown on top of it, whilst still staying edible.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 03, 2005, 01:43:06 pm
like fries... or toast.

ah the childhood days when my dad convinced me that french fries were just like our ulster fries, only with more frogs, and i believed his dying word...

*remembers*
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Outboundlight on June 03, 2005, 05:15:51 pm
half a worm. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD. *yawn*

/me walks off

the correct answer is: The Holocaust

bwahahahahha!
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 03, 2005, 06:29:45 pm
Indeed. This joke is a great icebreaker for dinner parties.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 03, 2005, 09:44:29 pm
like fries... or toast.

ah the childhood days when my dad convinced me that french fries were just like our ulster fries, only with more frogs, and i believed his dying word...

*remembers*

My dads not dead by the way, he just taught me that a word only lives as long as its spoken. After that.. it dies.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 03, 2005, 09:48:53 pm
like fries... or toast.

ah the childhood days when my dad convinced me that french fries were just like our ulster fries, only with more frogs, and i believed his dying word...

*remembers*


My dads not dead by the way, he just taught me that a word only lives as long as its spoken. After that.. it dies.
Magicman, flip out, he qouted himself !
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 03, 2005, 09:49:41 pm
You put your comment in my quote, you dolt. :)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 03, 2005, 09:51:52 pm
HAha
.


ups
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 03, 2005, 09:53:17 pm
So when you speak the same word again, it is not the one that died but a different one. Fuck, I had to listen to Elton John's Circle Of Life and couldn't turn off the radio because I was eating.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 03, 2005, 09:57:46 pm
eh..

you EAT while elthon john's voice is like, singing in your ear ?

i mean what the fuck  :P
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 03, 2005, 10:05:37 pm
I had no choice, I was in the car and had to steer it.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: A_Lack_of_Colour on June 03, 2005, 10:21:18 pm
Wahahaha!!!  :D

I'm so sorry...that must've been hell. Same thing happened to me once, only it was John Prine and I couldn't turn it off because my mom wanted to listen to it and she rarely visits me...>_<

~A LaCk oF CoLoR~
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: PrescriptiveBarony on June 03, 2005, 10:21:44 pm
I had no choice, I was in the car and had to steer it.

Psh. Wuss.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: A_Lack_of_Colour on June 03, 2005, 10:26:00 pm
Nice. X_0 Lol.

(Where the fuck did you get that avatar? It's great! Disturbed...but great!)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Laser.T on June 04, 2005, 12:36:00 pm
like fries... or toast.

ah the childhood days when my dad convinced me that french fries were just like our ulster fries, only with more frogs, and i believed his dying word...

*remembers*

My dads not dead by the way, he just taught me that a word only lives as long as its spoken. After that.. it dies.

/me shoots word in the head

Dead now?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 06, 2005, 02:45:04 pm
Was already dead =)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on June 06, 2005, 04:58:53 pm
I never got around to asking but when you were refering to indians, were you refering to either:

A. The Indians from India

Or

B. Native American Indians

Answer A or B, choose wisely my friend
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 07, 2005, 10:00:28 pm
From India.

Wisely chosen, i go in peace.

To watch.

SIN
CITYAY. *cough* City.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 08, 2005, 08:29:06 pm
I had no choice, I was in the car and had to steer it.

So you were steering and eating simultaniously ?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 08, 2005, 08:38:12 pm
Isn't that what drive thru's were invented for? Not wasting time?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 08, 2005, 09:10:52 pm
So you just came up with a smartass response to your own problem?
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 08, 2005, 09:14:46 pm
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 08, 2005, 09:16:44 pm
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.

In therory, yes. In practice, as soon as you bite into the bun like things, the comestibles all fall out of one of the ends...normally the one facing one's lap.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Bates on June 08, 2005, 09:19:01 pm
That's why you get tons of napkins with your order. Besides that I'm quite tall, I can steer with my knees and eat with both hands.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 08, 2005, 09:26:24 pm
Reminds me of a Mr.Bean sketch...
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: chompy on June 09, 2005, 03:08:18 pm
I knew this guy who could "apparently" stear a car with his penis aka man parts. But everytime we asked him to he kept on saying something about I'm not showing you my penis, or I'm not gay. We came a conculsion there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 09, 2005, 06:15:08 pm
there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.

Intriguing. I shall have to try this at some point..
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 11, 2005, 12:56:49 pm
Reminds me of a Mr.Bean sketch...

The cartoon sketch sucked arse.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Smeagol on June 11, 2005, 01:12:54 pm
I wasn't referring to the cartoon series (come on, it aired on Nickelodeon, of course it was gonna suck)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 12, 2005, 09:31:05 pm
I was :)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Outboundlight on June 14, 2005, 02:42:35 am
I knew this guy who could "apparently" stear a car with his penis aka man parts. But everytime we asked him to he kept on saying something about I'm not showing you my penis, or I'm not gay. We came a conculsion there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.

I'm glad this post was ignmored.

Nurse, Nurse! the irony is catching up with me again!
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: Gordon on June 18, 2005, 08:27:52 pm
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: XeRXeS on June 18, 2005, 08:54:54 pm
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.

In therory, yes. In practice, as soon as you bite into the bun like things, the comestibles all fall out of one of the ends...normally the one facing one's lap.

Oh god, horrible *horrible* memories of the McDonalds short-lived "Mega Mac"... the thing had 4 burgers in it, and unlike the older Big Macs, it didn't have so much as a dividing bit of bread in the middle... a friend of mine had one, and warned me that under no circumstances should I order one with sauce or salad... I forgot. :P Try to imagine eating McDonalds burgers stacked 4 high, 'lubed up' with mayo... you bite into one end, and the whole fucking thing just explodes out the back :P A rather dodgy eating experience, to say the least. :D
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 18, 2005, 09:47:53 pm
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.

YOU CANT MAKE ME!

..*cries*

I know i will :(
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: XeRXeS on June 18, 2005, 09:56:33 pm
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.

YOU CANT MAKE ME!

..*cries*

I know i will :(


I think if you've heard all the songs on site, have tracked down all the "rare" stuff, own/like/love/have-strange-and-disturbing-feelings-about dxm and are still on board, enjoying it is fairly inevitable ;)
Title: Re: Awesome Music!
Post by: MDX on June 19, 2005, 03:36:10 am
I have all those symptons/memories D: