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Title: Omegle
Post by: Irrationalist on May 08, 2009, 02:59:00 am
A wonderful way to spend work.

Stranger: once open a midnight dreary while ı
Stranger: pondered weak and weary
Stranger: over many a quaint and curious volume
Stranger: of forgotten lore
You: so we've beaten round the bush long enough
You: are you in, or are you out?
Stranger: in
Stranger: u
You: in
You: so lets get down to business
You: did you bring the goods?
Stranger: yes

Lets you talk with strangers. I must say the convo's get good when you get random : D
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 08, 2009, 11:21:48 am
Needless to say, i am bamboozled.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Ausp on May 08, 2009, 11:28:24 am
It's a website set up to let you IM other people without divulging your/their identity.

Clicky. (http://Omegle.com)

Quote from: Omegle.com
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 08, 2009, 12:03:42 pm
Stranger: Hi.
You: Sup
Stranger: Not much, just listening to music. You?
You: Inhaling a cup of tea
Stranger: o.o?
You: It's neccessary for the morning to begin
Stranger: Lo. =P
Stranger: Lol*
You: my brain is still offline
You: i think my fingers logged me onto my computer this morning so the brains in for a nasty surprise when it wakes up
Stranger: o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


AHAHAHAHAHA not going back there.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Ant on May 08, 2009, 12:40:18 pm
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 08, 2009, 01:26:32 pm
lmao.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Sirix on May 08, 2009, 03:30:11 pm
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Ant on May 08, 2009, 10:29:16 pm
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?

I never said anything about their sexuality, I could have been referring to their homosapienism. But seriously, homo/gay doesn't necessarily depict their sexual orientation... they were just fags I don't even know the proper word for it anymore without making some sexual reference... they were cunts, is that better?
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Irrationalist on May 08, 2009, 11:55:26 pm
Hahahaha. I had one at work that went like this.

Stranger: Hi
Self: I feel like I'm lost at sea...
Stranger: How so?
Self: Like Im stuck in the ocean with only a paddle...
Stranger: So how are you?
Self: Well obviously wet and miserable I'm stuck in the ocean with only a paddle.
Disconnect.

Made me laugh pretty good.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 09, 2009, 01:03:02 am
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?

I never said anything about their sexuality, I could have been referring to their homosapienism. But seriously, homo/gay doesn't necessarily depict their sexual orientation... they were just fags I don't even know the proper word for it anymore without making some sexual reference... they were cunts, is that better?


Was it shaun? did you bump into shaun twice on the website? did you get tricked by shaun, twice?

Dude.. dude.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 09, 2009, 04:39:39 am
Haha. this has so much potential

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: Hey there
Stranger: 27 m Texas
Stranger: u
You: 3000, god, osiris
Stranger: right
You: =)
=============================



Stranger: aaaaa i want sex!!!!
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: sorry .a little crazy
You: what


==============================



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: My balls are like ice. Maybe i can warmen them up against the soil of your carcass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



tee hee
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Irrationalist on May 09, 2009, 09:18:24 am
I want sex too : <

This is a great work tool though ; D

MY friend is a novelist and does teh best work here
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Ant on May 09, 2009, 01:26:47 pm
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mike?
You: YES!
Stranger: at last!
You: hahaha :DD
Stranger: where hav u been mate?
You: been trying to teach a Chinese person English on here
Stranger: sounds like a waste of time
You: it was, big time
You: oh hey btw
You: i'm not mike
You: i just said yes because i thought it was funny
Stranger: y wud u lie :(
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 09, 2009, 01:37:03 pm
lol i liked ants the best. +1!
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 09, 2009, 03:56:32 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy with nude pics ;)
You: hi there! nude pics? oh yeah, i have thousands as well
You: do you mean nude pics of your hot body?
Stranger: i mean of my dick
You: nude dick?
You: wow
You: well... i'm guy as well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT : OMG that was fun!
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 09, 2009, 04:32:46 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: George?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


---

lol short n sweet.


also:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello you ;)
You: hihi :)
You: do you like, oranges?
Stranger: well,, yes. why? :D
You: shame, i hate em. bye
You have disconnected.


it should really be omegle: FUCK with strangers!
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Crazywater on May 09, 2009, 04:56:00 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no
Stranger: i mean.. age sex location
You: yes no yes
Stranger: WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 09, 2009, 05:15:33 pm
Hahahahaa... Age sex location - No, Yes... Open? Hahahahahaaaaa... That's intant classic! :D
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Sirix on May 09, 2009, 05:59:27 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: both O_O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edit: this is too much fun ;D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi:D
You: Whoooa, you're a happy dude!
Stranger: yeap:D
You: what's makin' ya so happy?
Stranger: nothing:D
You: you're just naturally that happy all the time?
Stranger: yeap:)
You: care to share the secret?
Stranger: no of course
Stranger: just live everything at time ;)
You: live everything at the same time?
You: do you have a gamefaqs for that?
Stranger: no
You: you should consider writing one up
You: you could be the next Oprah
Stranger: oprah
Stranger: whats the meaning of Oprah
You: she's a fat black chick from America that everyone worships
You: like a god
Stranger: no !
You: yeah, it's a pretty rough time
Stranger: it cant be
Stranger: there is a one god
Stranger: and nobody can be god i believe this
You: I dunno
You: I just hung out with a few gods the other day
You: definitely looked like there were at least thirty five of them
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 09, 2009, 07:00:55 pm
LOL OMG sirix that is the funniest thing i've read this year, you're in my top 5 LOLs and you're nominated for the LOL award in november at LOLcon 09.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 09, 2009, 07:05:10 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, simon?
Stranger: simon isnt here
Stranger: sorry
You: where'd he go?
Stranger: far away
You: be specific, we talking china or the corner shop?
Stranger: what u mean
You: you better tell me where simon is right now.
Stranger: fuck simon
Stranger: how are u
You: he owes me a bagel he's not getting off that easy!!
Stranger: simon is a motherfucker
You: i'm annoyed! annoyed that simon has fucked off to a chinese corner shop with my mom and my bagel!
You: he IS a motherfucker..
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: simon sucks
You: sucks the salmon, do you like salmon?
Stranger: yes i like salmon
Stranger: friend
Stranger: what did you drink?
You: simon liked salmon.. :( i miss simon
Stranger: ::D
You: friend?
You: i've never befriended an actual salmon* no
You: why do you have four eyes, salmon do not have four eyes
Stranger: who is salmon
You: salmon is fish
Stranger: senin amına korum
Stranger: adamı hasta etme
You: hmmm, you might need a spellcheck on that last word
Stranger: i'm swearing u in turkish
You: oh ok
You: ill swear at you in irish then
You: Piss aff ya feckin prack!
Stranger: well
Stranger: good one
You: its a great one
Stranger: yarrak kafalı puşt
You: du ist durchfall.
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: orospu çocuğu
You: look i can't afford one of those space cadet keyboards so keep to the normal ones aight?
Stranger: "orospu çocuğu" means son of a bitch
You: makes me jealous i can use those magic letters
Stranger: let me teach you turkish
You: hmm.. well my mom can be a bitch, this is true
You: hit me
Stranger: "sik" means cock
You: aight
Stranger: "am" means
Stranger: cunt
Stranger: ok?
You: yep
You: let me teach you some irish
You: pog me hol means kiss my ass
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: "yarrrağımı ye" means suck my cock
You: thats the height of it, we basically revolve around those 3 words for most conversations
You: hmmm, awesome
Stranger: goodbye irishman

SOME KNOWLEDGE! yeah ok it wasnt as interesting as some of the ones here.. but the next one was rather fun.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: any guess as to where i am right now?
Stranger: no idea...
You: you're not trying
You: go on, think about it..
Stranger: my head is empty
You: is that an invitation into your mind?
You: because i accept :D!
Stranger: boy? girl?
You: salmon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Crazywater on May 10, 2009, 12:16:00 am
:( people don't like their lives to be questioned...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who are you
You: and why
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 10, 2009, 12:37:01 am
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS WILL EAT all OF YOUR CHILDREN
THEN RAPE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case closed, then?
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Ausp on May 10, 2009, 02:22:21 am
I'm afraid to use it because of you people.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Sirix on May 10, 2009, 03:01:44 am
haha, so many people on this site are kind of stuck up people who can't really speak english.

anytime I try to crack a joke they just go "what u mean?"
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: -File_not_Found- on May 10, 2009, 05:25:38 am
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bitches don't know about my gengar
Stranger: your a ginger?
You: i am going to name my daughter pthc childporn
You: nope
Stranger: me either
You: do you like mudflips?
Stranger: there alright
You: wanna do a battle roll?
You: shit is so CURRENCY
Stranger: si
You: shop da wop and you just lost the match
You: anomalous out!
Stranger: whats a battle roll.. you cheated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY IM KEVIN JONAS,BETCHES
You: awesome
You: Billy Mays here!
You: I fucked that shamwow pussy's ass cunt
You: Shit was so cash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: v
Stranger: how r u random stranger?
You: i am good, i am 40 years old from the planet neptune, sent to rape you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: omg
You: fear my vibrating cocks
Stranger: I like eartj
You: its a cool place and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: *earth
You: do you like pc?
Stranger: pc?
Stranger: personal computer?
You: i have a vast collection of "pc"
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what u mean?
You: partyvan?
You: ring any bells yet?
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: i can't understand u
You: holy shit
Stranger: :/
Stranger: so
You: i'm diarhetic!
Stranger: what's a virbation cock?
Stranger: ur penis?
Stranger: lol
You: its a vibrating weiner that extends from my neck
You: how old are you earth child?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: to old, do not want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Smeagol on May 10, 2009, 05:29:36 am
These guys are arseholes:


Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: from is all relative.
You: we're all part of the great hive mind of the universe, in the end.
You: like stars, but with thumbs.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: -File_not_Found- on May 10, 2009, 05:42:33 am
OMG 200th post!
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 10, 2009, 04:17:06 pm

You: do you like mudflips?
Stranger: there alright
You: wanna do a battle roll?
You: shit is so CURRENCY
Stranger: si
You: shop da wop and you just lost the match
You: anomalous out!
Stranger: whats a battle roll.. you cheated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY IM KEVIN JONAS,BETCHES
You: awesome
You: Billy Mays here!
You: I fucked that shamwow pussy's ass cunt
You: Shit was so cash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: its a cool place and doesn't afraid of anything
You: do you like pc?
Stranger: pc?
Stranger: personal computer?
You: i have a vast collection of "pc"
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what u mean?
You: partyvan?
You: ring any bells yet?
You: to old, do not want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sprouting 4chan meme's has gotten old a long time ago dude

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS WILL EAT all OF YOUR CHILDREN
THEN RAPE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case closed, then?
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Mirdin on May 10, 2009, 04:17:36 pm
I bet this website was in the beginning a serious idea to find friends but it turned into an

EPIC

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/8382/failownedtrophyfail3934kn6.jpg) (http://img24.imageshack.us/my.php?image=failownedtrophyfail3934kn6.jpg)
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 10, 2009, 10:12:39 pm
So far I've met one really funny turkish dude and one chinese guy. I exchanged msn with both of them and looking forward to chat with them. Also I had one 2 hours long discussion with one 16 years old person with whom I didn't exchange msn but it was very interesting chat nevertheless. He/she reminded me of myself when I was around that age... It's bit like I had travelled on time machine and met myself younger there on the electronic highways of internet. It was great :D
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 11, 2009, 12:56:40 am
Gravey you better start fuckin with those strangers or i'm gonna cry some serious man tears.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: ~futilite~ on May 11, 2009, 01:36:23 am
Make him cry! Make him cry!
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 11, 2009, 04:10:07 am
Now let me imply that the context of which my colleague means this as playing jokes on them.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 11, 2009, 02:43:49 pm
Thanks Master Lupino, that's exactly the pitch i was making.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 11, 2009, 08:54:18 pm
I don't feel like it... Hell once when I tried to impersonate drunkard sex maniac from asteroid Eros I ended up on exchanging MSN addresses in the end. I just don't know how to do it?
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: gaijin on May 11, 2009, 08:56:24 pm
I don't feel like it... Hell once when I tried to impersonate drunkard sex maniac from asteroid Eros I ended up on exchanging MSN addresses in the end. I just don't know how to do it?

Duuuude.. apart from the origins, what IS THERE TO IMPERSONATE!? ;)
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 12, 2009, 12:21:03 am
Impersonating... I'm so relieved that Omegle doesn't have VOIP feature ("talk to stranger" - mode which again reminds me of Dio's song "Don't Talk To Strangers")... Just another day I tried to talk like Schwartzenegger and I ended up sounding like Homer Simpson. It has to have something to do with how my body is built.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: cloudstrifex on May 14, 2009, 08:24:04 am

You: ill swear at you in irish then
You: Piss aff ya feckin prack!
Stranger: well
Stranger: good one
You: its a great one

You: look i can't afford one of those space cadet keyboards so keep to the normal ones aight?

xD

funny stuff dude, also like the billy mayes eating babies one :D
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Cerapter on May 14, 2009, 11:30:10 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so, what do you think of dragons?
Stranger: i think as far as mythical creatures go, they're alright
You: I see, that is an interesting answer
You: what mythological creatures beat the dragon, then?
Stranger: hmm, i think the griffin is pretty cool
Stranger: cerberus isn't bad either
You: griffins are quite alright
Stranger: maybe even the kraken
You: I won one once
Stranger: how fun for you
You: yep
Stranger: well, i've got to finish masturbating
Stranger: see ya around kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


My innocence has been offended! :-\
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 15, 2009, 12:34:05 am
hahahaha... That was pretty funny... What beats the dragon? I dunno but I beat the meat and spank the monkey...
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 15, 2009, 03:10:38 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omg i've got nude dick, want pics?
Stranger: oh are you serious?
Stranger: give me please
You: sec
Stranger: hey, i've been looking for a stranger to do it with, so there wont be any feelings of attachment
Stranger: would you be interested?
You: well do you have a nude dick?
Stranger: yes
You: well how does a nude dick enter a nude dick? i'm bamboozled
Stranger: from the anus
You: no deal
You have disconnected.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Jack Lupino on May 15, 2009, 03:57:36 am
You: ho del ho del ho que era sure divertido
Stranger: hey
You: Er
You: english
You: Alllllrighty
You: do you wear tight pants and listen to my chemical romance
Stranger: no and yes
You: if not, what about dragons? Do you like them?
Stranger: not so much on the dragons
You: My cake is three feet away from a man with a dragon on his underpants
You: however that would be in the basement. I have his picture here.
Stranger: wow.
You: He looks kind of happy
You: you know?
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: bye
You: a little smile. he was so cute.
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: WilllemNL on May 15, 2009, 12:54:09 pm
You: hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: well, female
You: not horny yet
Stranger: yet?:)
You: depends on what you have to offer
You: ?

then my partner disconnected :( I really want to trick someone. In doing something lame over the internet. I am absoluetly NOT female and NOT looking for sex.

Oh, and from a later conversation:

Stranger: guyi@chenfeng.cn  that's my E-Mail

Have fun kids.  >:D
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: megadokyo on May 15, 2009, 01:48:39 pm
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im looking for a camel
Stranger: 你好
You: ive seen six today
You: but caught none, you have?
You: i dont speak block
Stranger: what?
You: are you a camel merchant or not?
Stranger: China?
You: you sell china?
Stranger: 你好
You: well that's no good
Stranger: Where do you come from?
You: Camel country
Stranger: Depart from this life
You: :( uncool
You: depart this ..!..
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: harvey danger on May 16, 2009, 08:28:15 am
Make him cry! Make him cry!

Am I the only one taken off guard by futilité saying that? :P

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dayman
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: You mean Gayman?
You: You're bad at this
You: You should be ashamed
You: Ashamed like a mule
Stranger: i am ashamed
You: With herpe
You: s
Stranger: why hath you place this burden on me
You: A herpes-mule
You: Spreading herpes to all the farmers along the countryside
Stranger: will you ride on my back
Stranger: and help me find a cure
You: I shall, we shall be the harbingers of the apocalypse
You: The herpes-filled apocalypse
Stranger: oh what a world this has become
Stranger: it is a shame the prostitutes took over
You: They need to carry more herpes pills
You: They have pills for herpes, right?
You: I don't know why I'm so obsessed with herpes tonight
Stranger: it can only be cured with the magic crystal, herpealips
Stranger: maybe you have it
You: I'm a poet and I didn't know it
You: I need these herpealips
You: We must quest!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: on my back you go
You: ONWARD, FAIR STEED
Stranger: hi ho hi ho
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i have broken my leg
Stranger: on this here tiny rock
You: It is always the tiniest of rocks
You: Damn this pebbley road, damn it to Hades
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: /suicide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Dayman
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: that's who you are?
You: No, I'm Ryan
You: I'm looking for people that watch a certain, specifically specific TV show
You: So I can get my meme on
You: And create an endorphin high through the process of finding one with similar interests
Stranger: sorry to disappoint
You: Damn well better be
You: You always disappoint me
You: I think we need to talk
You: It's not you, it's me
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm gonna go cry now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I thought the end of that one was funny.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dayman
Stranger: hi
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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 :(
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You gotta pay the troll toll
You: If you want the boy's hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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DOES NOBODY WATCH IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA?! :'(
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Stranger: Hello, this is Daniel Larks, head of the Omegle Safety and Security Council. There have been numerous reports of you soliciting underage boys online to your unmarked van with promises of XBOX LIVE and candy. We have recorded your IP address (18.254.667.92), and have contacted your local police department. Officers will soon be dispatched to apprehend and arrest you, and take you to court on the 21st of May, 2009. You are hereby banned from all services of Omegle Inc., and our affiliates.
You: DAYMAN
You: FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
You: Ooh, Xbox Live and candy
You: I wish I had those
Stranger: Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law
You: I'd be all over that shit
You: And the partyvan, too
Stranger: Sir/Ma'am we advise you stay silenced while we track your IP
You: I'd be drifting all over the place in that baby
You: And probably subsequently rolling over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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At first I thought it was serious because of my numerous "Troll Toll" conversation starts. :police:
Title: Re: Omegle
Post by: Gravehill on May 16, 2009, 12:43:11 pm
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna fight?
Stranger: cmon u kido
You: wanna make out?
Stranger: u boy or gal?
You: girl
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: k sure
You: hmm
You: good to know
You have disconnected.
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What have I done bringing forumites to this Omegle?
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I wound up talking to some Korean high school girl for two hours. She randomly disconnected in the middle of the conversation. :(
harvey thinks
(http://www.8hitz.com/pictech3/Min_Seon_Yeh.jpg)
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(http://blurandsharpen.com/images/computernerd.JPG)
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Being a computer scientist I can verify that that is true Rad.

You'd be suprised what some of the computer guys look like!

Sadly I once hooked up with one of my halo partners in this after showing him. It was humorous that we realized it was the other person ; p
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