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Title: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 30, 2007, 12:36:55 pm
... well, soon at least.

I will be leaving for vacation on July 5th and won't come home before August 5th. Be nice to eachother while I'm gone and try not to miss me too much.

Bye in a few days.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Jack Lupino on June 30, 2007, 04:35:12 pm
Have truckloads of fun dude =]
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on June 30, 2007, 06:42:25 pm
Thanks, I'll do my very best :D
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on June 30, 2007, 07:20:37 pm
have fun :)
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Gravehill on June 30, 2007, 09:45:19 pm
Vacation, vacation, everyone is getting their vacation started! When you're ending your vacation it's still about three weeks until mine starts. It's so long time there... Well, I'm really happy for you thou. Have fun since this summer seems to be really pretty and warm at least here in Finland... Real dream summer. And I'm spending quite a lot of it indoors! I'm happy thou that I'm not spending it in bunker... I have windows and stuff. I can watch through them and see birds fly and today I even saw rabbit.

I must admit that I envy you a bit, StickyLizard :D
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Asor on June 30, 2007, 10:07:58 pm
Vacation, vacation, everyone is getting their vacation started! When you're ending your vacation it's still about three weeks until mine starts. It's so long time there... Well, I'm really happy for you thou. Have fun since this summer seems to be really pretty and warm at least here in Finland... Real dream summer. And I'm spending quite a lot of it indoors! I'm happy thou that I'm not spending it in bunker... I have windows and stuff. I can watch through them and see birds fly and today I even saw rabbit.

I must admit that I envy you a bit, StickyLizard :D
Can you please send some of that really good summer weather to the northern Finland too? Oh, and about rabbits, we have quite a big family of rabbits that live somewhere near our house.

Have a fun and nice vacation Sticky, and come back in one piece :P
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on June 30, 2007, 11:03:12 pm
Try not to get too sticky.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 01, 2007, 12:02:26 am
don't be stupid. lizards don't get sticky.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 01, 2007, 12:07:56 am
don't be stupid. lizards don't get sticky.

Unless they've been very naughty lizards.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 01, 2007, 12:22:03 am
don't be stupid. lizards don't get sticky.

Stop questioning your fellow forumer's existence already!

Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 01, 2007, 12:23:28 am
but muuuuuuuuuuuum!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 01, 2007, 12:33:47 am
This has turned out to be a funny thread... Thank you all for the nice things you said... And stuff :P
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: ~futilite~ on July 01, 2007, 03:49:31 pm
Have fun, I think I will miss you because I also did last year...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 01, 2007, 06:44:53 pm
Wow, didn't think that anyone would actually miss me..
Glad to hear somebody will, though ;D
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 01, 2007, 10:10:35 pm
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 02, 2007, 02:05:04 am
/me hears
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 02, 2007, 05:11:15 am
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Smeagol on July 02, 2007, 06:51:34 pm
And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Eww.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 02, 2007, 07:05:54 pm
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 02, 2007, 08:40:33 pm
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.

It's you or cat, dear... You have somewhere else to live, don't ya?
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 02, 2007, 08:41:33 pm
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.

It's you or cat, dear... You have somewhere else to live, don't ya?

All of this is pure win.
/me hands out a round of applauds
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 04, 2007, 03:45:51 am
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.

It's you or cat, dear... You have somewhere else to live, don't ya?

Fuck it. Screw all this shit, I want a divorce!
I get the car and the house, you can have the kids. I'm off to Tijuana!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 04, 2007, 06:59:05 am
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.

It's you or cat, dear... You have somewhere else to live, don't ya?

Fuck it. Screw all this shit, I want a divorce!
I get the car and the house, you can have the kids. I'm off to Tijuana!

Sorry, but I'm the woman. I automatically win the first two.  ;D
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 04, 2007, 11:54:15 am
Poor talhoffer is left with the children, then.

And since I'm apparently the one who cause this discussion, I must be the children.
I feel sorry for talhoffer..
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 04, 2007, 04:07:31 pm
Have fun, my favourite danish sticky lizard thingie! And don't you DARE to be destickified, you hear?!

Oh, so this is some FINE parenting. I tell him one thing, and then you go behind my back and tell him to do the opposite? You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister.

Aw, c'mon dear, the boy needs to be himself, and that entails being sticky. You're suffocating the kid in overenthusiastic parenting by not allowing the stickiness. Can't we work this out? Besides, the damn cat you insist we keep just pissed on the couch again.

It's you or cat, dear... You have somewhere else to live, don't ya?

Fuck it. Screw all this shit, I want a divorce!
I get the car and the house, you can have the kids. I'm off to Tijuana!

Sorry, but I'm the woman. I automatically win the first two.  ;D

I... um... that is...errr...

FUCK!
/me runs off to Tijuana anyway.

Poor talhoffer is left with the children, then.

And since I'm apparently the one who cause this discussion, I must be the children.
I feel sorry for talhoffer..

You are "the children"? You mean there's more of you? Aw, crap. Unless you have multiple personality disorder, that means more mouths to feed. :( Oh well, I'm already off to Tijuana anyway. Guess I could stop and sell you somewhere along the way...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 04, 2007, 06:37:57 pm
Poor talhoffer is left with the children, then.

And since I'm apparently the one who cause this discussion, I must be the children.
I feel sorry for talhoffer..

You are "the children"? You mean there's more of you? Aw, crap. Unless you have multiple personality disorder, that means more mouths to feed. :( Oh well, I'm already off to Tijuana anyway. Guess I could stop and sell you somewhere along the way...

Yes, there's a lot more of me... Somewhere.
And why Tijuana anyway?
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 04, 2007, 10:30:57 pm
Poor talhoffer is left with the children, then.

And since I'm apparently the one who cause this discussion, I must be the children.
I feel sorry for talhoffer..

You are "the children"? You mean there's more of you? Aw, crap. Unless you have multiple personality disorder, that means more mouths to feed. :( Oh well, I'm already off to Tijuana anyway. Guess I could stop and sell you somewhere along the way...

Yes, there's a lot more of me... Somewhere.
And why Tijuana anyway?

Our little boy is a genius! He's invented a cloning vat!

And Tijuana, because it's easier to sell organs there.

Those clones may come in handy.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 04, 2007, 11:36:33 pm
handy...for hand transplants!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 05, 2007, 12:24:34 am
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 12:26:25 am
And Tijuana, because it's easier to sell organs there.

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator)

How much are you worth?


So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 05, 2007, 12:32:34 am
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!


And for the
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator)
How much are you worth?
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 12:38:46 am
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!

Well that sucks, because here it says that you can't.

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator)
How much are you worth?
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"

Grats. I got $4790
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 05, 2007, 12:40:45 am
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!

Well that sucks, because here it says that you can't.

And what will happen if I do it anyway?

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator)
How much are you worth?
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"

Grats. I got $4790

Woot, I'm more worth than you ^_^
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Trias on July 05, 2007, 12:43:18 am
4125 $ :(

Edit: hm, seems like a rare medical disorder would be worth an additional 1000$... depends on what you define as rare, I guess...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 05, 2007, 02:00:36 am
$4950.

Now, somebody go restrain StickyLizard so we can continue discussing the worth of our cadavers.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 05, 2007, 02:09:45 am
$5400.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 05, 2007, 02:13:15 am
$4950.

Now, somebody go restrain StickyLizard so we can continue discussing the worth of our cadavers.
/me loads the tranquilizer gun

Oh, and I'm worth $4290. But don't tell anyone, I'm afraid my family will find out and conspire to get me killed and sell my corpse.

*looks furtively around* SHIT! They're onto me!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: CrunchyLizard on July 05, 2007, 10:27:01 am
/me casts Divine Protection so he becomes immune to talhoffer's tranquilizer gun
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: evilcandybag on July 05, 2007, 01:17:06 pm
Quote
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3880!

It seems they don't value normal, healthy bodies very highly. I need to start taking drugs, remove half of my liver and replace my bowels with a meatgrinder.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 05, 2007, 01:24:04 pm
It seems they don't value normal, healthy bodies very highly. I need to start taking drugs, remove half of my liver and replace my bowels with a meatgrinder.

they must do, otherwise i wouldn't of got the figure i did :P
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Trias on July 05, 2007, 01:31:11 pm
I think you either need a healthy body for organ transplants etc. or some "interesting" diseases for medical studies...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: ~futilite~ on July 05, 2007, 02:24:02 pm
I'm worth $5600...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 05, 2007, 02:44:15 pm
I'm worth $5600...
/me gives futilité some official-looking papers
Here, sign this. I... just want your autograph. Yeah, that's it. Your autograph.

*whistles innocently*
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Smeagol on July 05, 2007, 05:56:52 pm
$4600.

Come to think of it, that's pretty piss poor when you consider how little that is when changed into real money.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 05, 2007, 09:03:59 pm
$4600.

Come to think of it, that's pretty piss poor when you consider how little that is when changed into real money.

That's what life insurance is for!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 10:41:33 pm
Btw, I think he went...
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 05, 2007, 10:56:24 pm
Btw, I think he went...
Aw, crap.

Laser, can you contact the Forumite Retrieval Commando UnitTM? Tell'em we have a runaway again.

Briefing in Central HQ at 0100 hours, ETA Mission launch 0155.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 11:04:32 pm
Btw, I think he went...
Aw, crap.

Laser, can you contact the Forumite Retrieval Commando UnitTM? Tell'em we have a runaway again.

Briefing in Central HQ at 0100 hours, ETA Mission launch 0155.

They say they're busy at 0100 hours. Lunch arrangements.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Smeagol on July 05, 2007, 11:09:45 pm
What the hell kind of meal is at 1AM?
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Trias on July 05, 2007, 11:10:19 pm
What the hell kind of meal is at 1AM?

you beat me to it.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 05, 2007, 11:18:55 pm
What the hell kind of meal is at 1AM?

a full english roast. thats what.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 11:19:16 pm
What the hell kind of meal is at 1AM?

I was just writing a witty reply, then I realised I'd completely fucked up on 24-hour time :(

So my new witty reply is:

A late midnight snack.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Trias on July 05, 2007, 11:24:04 pm
THAT'S NOT WITTY BECAUSE IT'S STILL NOT "LUNCH"  >:(
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 05, 2007, 11:26:31 pm
It is if you haven't eaten all day.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Trias on July 06, 2007, 12:25:06 am
THEN IT WOULD BE BREAKFAST  >:( IF ANYTHING
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 06, 2007, 12:29:02 am
THEN IT WOULD BE BREAKFAST  >:( IF ANYTHING

IT IS WHAT WE SAY IT IS.

Here in Forum Central HQ we have some rather... interesting notions about mealtime.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Smeagol on July 06, 2007, 12:52:46 am
Well, it could be lunch if one has already broken their fast, had breakfast. The next meal that follows, unless you're a hobbit, would technically be lunch.

In which case, you lot run on some fucked time schedules.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 06, 2007, 01:16:14 am
Wow, all this just 'cos I made a mistake... -.-

 :P
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Gravehill on July 06, 2007, 01:56:43 am
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5405!"... That made me laugh for some reason. I would never give my body to science, NEVER!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 06, 2007, 02:02:01 am
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5405!"... That made me laugh for some reason. I would never give my body to science, NEVER!

Take that, science!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Gravehill on July 06, 2007, 04:28:16 am
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5405!"... That made me laugh for some reason. I would never give my body to science, NEVER!

Take that, science!
Now that I think about it I should have wrote "I would never give my body to scientists, NEVER!". Duh. They are quite free to probe and inspect me as much as they want (*1) (without harming me, of course) when I'm alive but after I'm dead I hope they keep their filthy hands, eyes and mouths (*2) off me.


(*1) They have already done it oh so many times... I keep on volunteering as demonstration piece everytime one is needed. Now when I think that I mentioned that "probe" part it does not sound... well... Anyways. I drink some cola and stay silent as it really seems my box called mouth has too many frogs in it and they all want their freedom back.

(*2) Since there's slight possibility that someone(s) might take that "mouth" part as referance to cannibalism I want to state out that it's not my concern. By mouth I meant their words and reports, cannibalism by words. I mean... I'm insulted enough already when I've been alive, I don't want it to continue after I'm dead as well. It does not hurt me after I'm dead, that's true. I just want that when the old joke called me has reached it's final destination it would be me who laughs last, not some scientist.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 06, 2007, 11:42:54 am
I'd offer myself up for a scientific investigation, but I worry that they'll suddenly turn around and say, "Now we just need to take a blood sample/inject you with something." They can do whatever they like, but no fecking needles!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 06, 2007, 02:20:44 pm
so you're quite happy with a razor sharp anal probe?
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 06, 2007, 05:51:58 pm
Anything with roasted meat is a meal in my book.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Smeagol on July 06, 2007, 06:20:12 pm
Wow, all this just 'cos I made a mistake... -.-

 :P

Resident pedant reporting, SIR!
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 06, 2007, 06:36:28 pm
*cocks shotgun*


murr
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Laser Turret on July 06, 2007, 06:54:48 pm
so you're quite happy with a razor sharp anal probe?

Well, at least isn't puncturing any extra holes :-\
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Jack Lupino on July 06, 2007, 07:47:55 pm
Painful image.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: WereVolvo on July 07, 2007, 02:26:27 am
Painful image.


Very painful. >_< As if the anal probe wasn't enough in itself

"Hey, wait just one sec. Nothing goes up my ass, okay? Stuff goes out, that can't be avoided, but no way in hell are you sticking that up there."
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: Lysix on July 07, 2007, 02:27:21 am
at least not without lube.
Title: Re: Vacation time
Post by: harvey danger on July 07, 2007, 06:32:12 am
at least not without lube.

Oh baby.
Title: Re: Vacation time
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