The Official Machinae Supremacy Forum
General => General => Topic started by: MDX on May 11, 2005, 11:17:19 am
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Seeing Bearfoots was never properly finish.. *sniff*
until he returns, Jammin.. you take the new hotseat.
Make it so.. first question..
How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)
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*dreams of the day he might be in a hotseat of some sort*
So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"
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if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)
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Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?
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How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)
Took approx. 7mins and 24seconds (although i did get bored about halfway through and stopped to put some music on).
You can tell me how many i did...
(http://img138.echo.cx/img138/268/img00299lk.jpg)
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So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"
definitely no apostrophe because only losers who think they're cool use apostrophes and the joke is on them because im secretly sleeping with their sisters.
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if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)
trees can't scream you fucking idiot. >:(
*kicks megadokyo in the face*
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Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?
probably.
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Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
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Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one
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*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)
EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.
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Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
not while it's still attatched...
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Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one
probably the new one... it's easier on the eyes.
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*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)
EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.
is that a question?
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a yes or no one. yes.
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If you could have a threesome with one famous girl and one famous guy, who would they be?
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a yes or no one. yes.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD! i'm the only one allowed to answer questions >:(
*kicks megadokyo in the face again*
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If you could have a threesome with one famous girl and one famous guy, who would they be?
oooh, errrrr, ummmmm, good question... off the top of my head i'd go with... sarah michelle geller, and... david hasselhoff.
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*rubs face with brillo pad*
this wont be forgotten, jammon >)
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david hasselhoff
Hooray!!
Btw, how gay of you.
~thinks of Hasselhoff in his red trunks~
If you were a fish, what kinda fish would you be? And how long would you live for approximately?
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Hooray!!
Btw, how gay of you.
~thinks of Hasselhoff in his red trunks~
*giggles* ;D
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If you were a fish, what kinda fish would you be? And how long would you live for approximately?
umm.... probably a..... trout. and i'd live for about a minute before realising i don't know how to breath underwater and drowning.
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CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!?!?!?
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CAKE OR DEATH?!?!?!?!?!?
umm.... what kind of cake?
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the kind you eat
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the kind you eat
interesting, in that case..... uhhhhhh.... i think i'll go with...... death.
wait no.... yah, no, yeah, erm, cake!
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AH AH AH You said death first!!!!
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How many posts are you trying to run up in this thread?
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How many posts are you trying to run up in this thread?
four.
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What happens in this season's finale of 24?
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What happens in this season's finale of 24?
i can only assume they stop the missile and everyone lives happily ever after.
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LOL moheeko.
I propose.. a proper question, Jammin. though you never answered my first one properly.. or was it second..
i think second.
QUESTONNnnnNNNNNNnnnn...neh!
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To save a princess from doom of doomington run by count doom the third, King of Doomalaxxorn Valley, would you:
a. use a rope, a horse, a coke and a smile or
b. the pope , his barse, some boke and some tiles?
*puts on face helmet*
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How many apples make an apple pie?
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Same question as Laser, just replace Apples with Peacans.
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Same question but with pizzas...
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To save a princess from doom of doomington run by count doom the third, King of Doomalaxxorn Valley, would you:
a. use a rope, a horse, a coke and a smile or
b. the pope , his barse, some boke and some tiles?
*puts on face helmet*
oooh i think i'd have to go with option b.
*kicks megadokyo in the nuts before jumping through a nearby window and running off into the night*
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How many apples make an apple pie?
I asked google and it said...
"... Q-tips work great for making apples on the tree."
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Same question as Laser, just replace Apples with Peacans.
fourty seven and a third.
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Same question but with pizzas...
how many pizzas make an pizza pie? that's a crap question... i refuse to answer it. (it also uses incorrect grammar). >:(
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*kicks megadokyo in the nuts before jumping through a nearby window and running off into the night*
question: am i male or female?
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question: am i male or female?
I think i felt a testicle implode under the pressure of my big toe... so i'm gonna go with male.
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Same question but with pizzas...
how many pizzas make an pizza pie? that's a crap question... i refuse to answer it. (it also uses incorrect grammar). >:(
Sorry, pizzi is the plural of pizza isn't it. :P
You only refuse to answer it, cos you do'nt know! Aha, you are not the King of Knowledge! I suspected it all along!
How wide is your left nostril in inches?
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Sorry, pizzi is the plural of pizza isn't it. :P
yes.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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You only refuse to answer it, cos you do'nt know! Aha, you are not the King of Knowledge! I suspected it all along!
*picks up a folded up sheet of A4 paper and then hits Laser over the head with a small fish*
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How wide is your left nostril in inches?
about 3/4 of an inch (although it was damn hard to measure).
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
about this much... *stretches out arms as far as they will go*
EDIT: after about 4 and a half seconds of googling, i have a revised answer...
"As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
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If you're not the King of Knowledge, who is?
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How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?
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How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?
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If you're not the King of Knowledge, who is?
it's a close contest between this man:
(http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/cryingman.jpeg)
and this man...
(http://ktuluz.monkeytech.net/gallery/albums/random/100_5750.sized.jpg)
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Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?
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How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?
trick question, woodchucks vary in size from 16 to 27 inches long. This means that they are unable to reach the oven and thus are incapable of making pie.
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How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?
six.
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How many parts of Laser make a Dragonant pie?
six.
Which parts? :o
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Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?
the top one is a crying man (all-knowledge has great repurcussions, you see).
the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.
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How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?
trick question, woodchucks vary in size from 16 to 27 inches long. This means that they are unable to reach the oven and thus are incapable of making pie.
Actually, that's no problem if you chop the woodchucks, or use a big oven, so how many does it take?
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Which parts? :o
left arm, right arm, left testicle (not the right one, that'd be gross), upper thigh, ear lobe, big toe.
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the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.
LMAO!
left testicle (not the right one, that'd be gross)
Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??
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Actually, that's no problem if you chop the woodchucks, or use a big oven, so how many does it take?
if you chop the woodchucks they will die. using a big oven will just make it harder for them to turn the knobs and make it cook. you lose.
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Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??
because everyone's left testicle is their best testicle
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Gasp! How did you know that my left testicle is my best testicle??
because everyone's left testicle is their best testicle
Is this true? ~makes a poll~
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Who said the woodchucks are making it?
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Who said the woodchucks are making it?
the question was "How many woodchucks make a woodchuck pie?".
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Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'
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Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'
*adds smeagols name to 'people i hate' list*
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Who the fuck and who the fuck are they?
the bottom one appears to be attempting to pull his eye out with his thumb and index finger... The only feasible explanation is that his over-whelming knowledge caused his brain to partially implode.
You're saying that his eye is in the proccess of being sucked right into his head? Actually, I can kinda see that happening. Poor guy...
But wouldn't implosion of the brain suggest that there was such a lack of anything in it that it collapsed inwards?
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Yes, not 'How many woodchucks are needed in order to bake/create a woodchuck pie'
*adds smeagols name to 'people i hate' list*
Now I remember why I wanted to bring the Hotseats back :)
What is your favourite colour?
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You're saying that his eye is in the proccess of being sucked right into his head? Actually, I can kinda see that happening. Poor guy...
But wouldn't implosion of the brain suggest that there was such a lack of anything in it that it collapsed inwards?
yes to the first question.
as for the second... interesting question... his brain capacity became so high that it was, on all accounts, filled with an infinite amount of knowledge and information. as infinite is technically equal to zero, there is perfect justification for an implosion to take place.
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What is your favourite colour?
pink.
and thinking about it... aren't you sposed to be fiindil?
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Yeah, but what with the old server burning the nick got lost, and so did 300 Smeagol posts :)
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Yeah, but what with the old server burning the nick got lost, and so did 300 Smeagol posts :)
:(
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Why did the old server die?
What did it die of?
How?
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Why did the old server die?
What did it die of?
How?
because god hates you
boredom
robert spilled apple juice on it
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as far as robert told me hazul up and left on them, after the server went down there was no help from him to get it back, as far as i could see, hail to robs neighbours to helpin out..
i could be totally wr0ng..
if so..
so be it.
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as infinite is technically equal to zero, there is perfect justification for an implosion to take place.
1) No it's not.
2) What would happen if he filled up with knowledge would be an explosion.
3) Brain explosions = Cool!
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1) No it's not.
2) What would happen if he filled up with knowledge would be an explosion.
3) Brain explosions = Cool!
1) shhhhhhhh! i'm trying to sound clever!
2) is that a question?
3) you're right.... they're awesome
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What is your favorite hour of the day?
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2) No, just a weird sentence. It should be read as "If you filled a brain with knowledge, it would explode". It is possible to get this meaning if you read it carefully. Though I am no expert, I even believe it to be a legal (though not very common) syntax.
Oh, and what's your favourite minute of the hour?
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YOUR SYNTAX IS ILLEGAL. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 pounds.
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Favourite Day?
" Month?
" Year?
" Pie flavour?
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What is your favorite hour of the day?
ooh.... it's a tough choice... somewhere in the region of 1 to 24.
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Oh, and what's your favourite minute of the hour?
32
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Favourite Day?
" Month?
" Year?
" Pie flavour?
saturday
june
1972
pie-flavoured
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as far as robert told me hazul up and left on them, after the server went down there was no help from him to get it back, as far as i could see, hail to robs neighbours to helpin out..
I can vividly imagine...
Hazul: Machinae sucks!
Robert: k.
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First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?
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I know, I know, I know!!!
Actually, Google knows, Google knows, Google knows!!!
And I'm not so sure that my syntax is illegal. Let's bring in a language expert...
Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)
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First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?
7427466391... apparently...
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Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)
surprisingly it hasn't been asked.
anyhoo... my fav song changes quite regularly... currently im mostly listening to Tempus Fugit and SttR probably...
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First 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e?
you do what now on the who? (it's late, my vision is blurry)
You code a program to solve it or you use google to solve it. Like the flow of electrons the path of least resistance will be followed. (Unless you have /alot/ of spare time and don't feel happy just googling the answer.)
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I know, I know, I know!!!
Actually, Google knows, Google knows, Google knows!!!
And I'm not so sure that my syntax is illegal. Let's bring in a language expert...
Which MaSu song is your fav? (I'm sure this has already been asked, but I'm not going to plow through the entire thread)
It's legal. Relative clauses (those introduced by relative pronouns like "who" or "what") are used as nouns, and therefore your sentence is of the form "[noun] would be an explosion." (which, indeed, it would.)
'Tis the same as, say "Whoever put this sock in my pasta will be quite regretful rather quickly."
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...For the rest of your hotseat, please refer to Torp's Q&A post...
And then answer this:
What is the capital of Fiji?
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my question:
whens-a your dolmio day?
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It's legal. Relative clauses (those introduced by relative pronouns like "who" or "what") are used as nouns, and therefore your sentence is of the form "[noun] would be an explosion." (which, indeed, it would.)
'Tis the same as, say "Whoever put this sock in my pasta will be quite regretful rather quickly."
Thanks, mate.
New Q:
What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)
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What is the capital of Fiji?
Suva
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...For the rest of your hotseat, please refer to Torp's Q&A post...
will fill that in later on...
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what instrument is best for poking small ferrel mammals?
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Whens-a your dolmio day?
thursday
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What's the best sharp object for poking Moheeheeko with?
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What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)
the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
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what instrument is best for poking small ferrel mammals?
this...
(http://www.identity-links.com/college/sports/images/inflateable-finger.jpg)
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What's the best sharp object for poking Moheeheeko with?
i'm gonna have to go with.... your penis.
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Favourtie quote from anywhere?
Why?
Can I keep it as a pet?
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Favourtie quote from anywhere?
Why?
Can I keep it as a pet?
"ooh ooh, im having one of those things... you know... a headache, with pictures
an idea?
mmmmm... mmm.mmmm..."
it's from futurama, and it was fucking hysterical.
no. no you can't, you filthy boy.
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Why don't you get a job?
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Is your face stupid?
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What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)
the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
It does exist. It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number
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What is (1+i*3^(1/2))^10 ? (where i is the square root of -1)
the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
It does exist. It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number
Seriously. Get with the program. A little polar graphing never hurt anyone.
Except me. It killed my parents. Insensitive bastards!
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Why don't you get a job?
funny you should say that... i just got a part-time job... and i start on monday.... so HA!
*sets laser on fire and runs away giggling*
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Is your face stupid?
yes, but it's incredibly attractive so it doesn't matter.
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It does exist. It's i. i is, per definition, the square root of -1. It's a complex number
uhhh... well my calculater can't work it out.... so.... uhh..... yeah
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Neither can mine. And that was one of the questions I didn't get right on my midterm exam, actually...mainly because I was stupid...
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If you were consumed by flames, as I am, what would be the best method to put out the aforementioned flames?
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If you were consumed by flames, as I am, what would be the best method to put out the aforementioned flames?
definitely by pouring petrol on yourself.
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It could technically work. Well, if you suspended yourself into a pool of petrol, you would put out the flames on your body...on the other side, you'd probably ignite the surface, and therefore face either death by combustion as you got out, or suffocation.
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awesome! ;D
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ey Torp!
what kind of cookie is the avatar of yours
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what kind of cookie is the avatar of yours
...get the fuck out of my thread.
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Who was the last girl you kissed and was it a pleasureable experience?
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Who was the last girl you kissed and was it a pleasureable experience?
i don't have a clue. and i was pretty damn drunk so i can't really describe it...
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ey Jammin!
What kind of cookie is the avatar of mine?
(see, I added proper capitalisation and a question mark ;D )
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What kind of cookie is the avatar of mine?
it would appear to contain chocolate chips, and possibly a few nuts. so im gonna say.... a chocolate chip cookie....
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It might very well be. I do not know.
What's your favourite chocolate? Your favourite chips*? Your favourite cookie? And finally, your favourite chocolate chips cookie?
*Ehm, is that the english word for what I'm thinking of? You know, thin slices of potato, boiled in oil, typically peanut oil.
EDIT: yeah, it is...
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What's your favourite chocolate? Your favourite chips*? Your favourite cookie? And finally, your favourite chocolate chips cookie?
milky bars.... they're fucking addictive. don't have a preferance in chips. the cookies you can get at millie's cookies in watford.
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Does the singer from keane have a big fucking fat face? (note the fucking)
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Does the singer from keane have a big fucking fat face? (note the fucking)
yes, and he looks quite similar to a fucking fat friend of mine.
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haha :D
oki, what would you do, if somebody broke a clay made snorkel over your fucking forehead?
*fucking is my word for the weekend*
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oki, what would you do, if somebody broke a clay made snorkel over your fucking forehead?
i'd run away and cry like a little girl. i'd probably tell my mummy as well.
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pussy.
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pussy.
yeah... ;D
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pussy.
"You are what you eat"
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pussy.
"You are what you eat"
*stares at half eaten table*... O_O
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*fucking is my word for the weekend*
It's my word of the century
....That's 6 years so far....
What's your favorite word, Jammin?
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What's your favorite word, Jammin?
envelope. i don't know why... it just makes me giggle whenever i say it...
it's even better when you say it weird.... en-vel-ope-eeeee
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Who the fuck pronounces 'envelope' as 'En-vel-ope-eeeeeeeeeeee etc etc' apart from you?
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...
*sticks hand up*
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NOT YOUR GODDAMN HOTSEAT
*kicks MDX in the face before Jammin gets the chance*
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My face is no more.. im just a headless forum member from now on.
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Who the fuck pronounces 'envelope' as 'En-vel-ope-eeeeeeeeeeee etc etc' apart from you?
uhhhh.... mdx, apparently.
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NOT YOUR GODDAMN HOTSEAT
*kicks MDX in the face before Jammin gets the chance*
*high five*
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ty :)
MDX: I don't even know how to begin to word a real response to that, so I'll leave it to..
Jammin?
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Who is Brian Alexander Popplewell?
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How many people are currently using the other forum theme?
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Jammin?
uhhhh.... *shrugs*
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If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.
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Who is Brian Alexander Popplewell?
i don't have a clue.... but...
this is Brian Alexander:
(http://confinedhope.redenvy.com/images/brianalexander.jpg)
and this is Scott Popplewell:
(http://www.bsu.edu/web/elementaryeducation/_borders/scott_popplewell.jpg)
*shudder*
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How many people are currently using the other forum theme?
errr.... seven?
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If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.
both. ;)
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If i kicked my pc screen through smeagols skull, would it hurt him? Or be spotted by a local tv series producer (maybe the guy who did that 70s show) and become the next jackass, only original..-er.
I like that idea!
back on topic:
Favourite song?
Favourite Machinae song?
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Favourite song?
Favourite Machinae song?
favourite song atm is anything from "12:5" by Pain of Salvation.... such a good album.
fav machinae song.... ALREADY BEEN ASKED YOU IDIOT.
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Can i kick Smeagol in the face?
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Can i kick Smeagol in the face?
please do... and make sure it hurts. >:(
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:D!
*gives smeagol the kick of FACE PAIN*
It is done.
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awesome!
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fav machinae song.... ALREADY BEEN ASKED YOU IDIOT.
I was working on the basis you either
A) Had a very poor memory
B) Poor attention span
C) Were too busy ordering kicks in the face
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a wise-guy, eh?
MEGADOKYO! COMMENCE MORE KICKING!!! >:(
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Your precious MDX is not here to save you now, little Jedi, muahahahahahaha!
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*kicks smeagol in the face*
....that was easy.
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g'damnit
Favourite film?
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Favourite film?
uhhh.... batman: the movie.... fucking quality stuff.
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Favorite polytheistic religion?
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If you could be any inanimated object, which one would it be?
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You've just come back from a holiday in north Kalumkaba in Africa, and you realise your shoelaces are both undone. Which one do you tie first?
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ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!
now, if you could be a letter in the greek alphabet what would it be?
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ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!
now, if you could be a letter in the greek alphabet what would it be?
Heresy!! He answered the forbidden questions!! Persucute!! Crucify!! BURN!
Btw, Boaz, this is Jammin's hotseat - only he is allowed to answer questions.
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it must be done.
*kicks boaz in the face*
and it is so.
NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?
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Favorite polytheistic religion?
uhhh.... all of them....
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If you could be any inanimated object, which one would it be?
a chair leg
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You've just come back from a holiday in north Kalumkaba in Africa, and you realise your shoelaces are both undone. Which one do you tie first?
i attempt to tie them both at the same time, lose my balance, fall over, hit my head on a nearby tree, and get eaten by a pair of angry squirrels
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ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOT SEAT YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCK OF A FUCK >:(
*kicks boaz in the face, wearing shoes with spikes on them*
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it must be done.
*kicks boaz in the face*
and it is so.
thanks! ;)
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NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?
a cornflakes box. (and i don't mean the cornflakes... i mean the actual box)
mmmm.... cardboard...
*drools*
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i like the way you think jammin.
do you like the way i jam, thinkin?
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do you like the way i jam, thinkin?
yes.. will you be my boyfriend?
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uhhh, i cant answer that! *runs away from the thread to answer it in a safe area*
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:(
EDIT: I HEARBY GIVE MDX PERMISSION TO ANSWER THAT ONE QUESTION IN THIS THREAD
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Oh oki, no. But we can be r0ckin buddies! That way my colon stays clean via washing and not anal excavating.
: : D : :
is it a happy face? or a scared one? Think hard now.
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okay.... fair enough.... you obviously hate me :'( LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING!
*jumps out of window*
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*stares in confusion*
The forums on a ground floor. Infact its in the basement of a giant business chain HQ building.
*looks at jammin rubbing his face after jumping at the paint on window*
So jammin, what building do we all reside in as we speak.. er type.. ?.. And nay, i dont hate you :D i lubbbb.. your peanut butter pie, i could never hate you.
Nor could i love you, i am a broken man.
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What's a quagmire?
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*stares in confusion*
The forums on a ground floor. Infact its in the basement of a giant business chain HQ building.
*looks at jammin rubbing his face after jumping at the paint on window*
So jammin, what building do we all reside in as we speak.. er type.. ?.. And nay, i dont hate you :D i lubbbb.. your peanut butter pie, i could never hate you.
Nor could i love you, i am a broken man.
uhhhhh..... a..... ummmm.... big building?
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What's a quagmire?
this dude from family guy...
(http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)
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What's a quagmire?
this dude from family guy...
(http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)
Yeah? Well. He scares me. Stop posting random pictures of people I don't know!
Next question:
Who, apart from MDX, was your last gay crush?
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weird lol, quagmire was the name of my old band..
*stares at quagmire tracks on pc* good times..
JAMMIN I NEED NAMES! IS IT MICROSOFT?!! SOMEBODY ELSE! and why.. why are we in THIS basement.
THINK FUCKING HARD!
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Who, apart from MDX, was your last gay crush?
he's the first and the last.... generally i'm completely straight.... just.... someone like mdx.... well.... he sorta changes things....
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weird lol, quagmire was the name of my old band..
*stares at quagmire tracks on pc* good times..
JAMMIN I NEED NAMES! IS IT MICROSOFT?!! SOMEBODY ELSE! and why.. why are we in THIS basement.
THINK FUCKING HARD!
it's a metaphorical basement, acting as a commentry on the music industry and how talent isn't recognised and shit like that.
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wow, well done, now i will be your boyfriend. But no touching.
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A metaphorical boyfriend?
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wow, well done, now i will be your boyfriend. But no touching.
yippee!
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A metaphorical boyfriend?
i'm assuming that question was aimed at me.... what with it being my thread and all..... and i'm gona say...... no.
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I found this in my hotseat.
Do you fancy me? :-\
Has this crush on me been going on since the start of my forum time?
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Has this crush on me been going on since the start of my forum time?
crikey! i don't remember posting that... uhhh... no i have only started to want you recently.... i just get so lonely! :'(
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free love or free beer?
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free love or free beer?
oooh.... errrrr.... ummmmm..... what kind of beer?
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love beer *plays theme song from love boat*
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Who was the last person to kick you in the face?
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Who was the last person to kick you in the face?
ummm.... not sure... generally i'm the one who does the kicking
*removes face and hides it, just incase*
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Who was the last person to be kicked in the face by you
/me wears helmet over his face
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Who was the last person to be kicked in the face by you
uhhhhhhh.... it was you, i think... yeah.
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lol hotseat theif!
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Somebody get bearfoot back, Jammin will you get bearfoot back?
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Somebody get bearfoot back, Jammin will you get bearfoot back?
uhhh... i'll try....
BEARFOOT!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i don't think that worked...
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okay that didnt work... but i looked at some old threads and saw that he has uses yahoo instant messenger so i created an account and added him...
*fingers crossed*
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Every time I try to read for my exams, I end up doing something else instead, like playing CS with my friend, or sitting on these forums, or watching a movie.
Why does it seem completely impossible for me to start reading for my exams?
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im so tempted to answer that , ugh must resist, damn stupid one person answer only threads, it burns!
why didnt bearfoot come back of his own accord jammin?
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Why does it seem completely impossible for me to start reading for my exams?
because reading for exams is booooooooooooring. my advice to you is to make learning more interesting... try reading in the nude... or while free-falling from the top of a tall building... (or both, but that could get a bit chilly)
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why didnt bearfoot come back of his own accord jammin?
i dunno.... did you break his legs? don't answer that.... i'll just assume you did. fucker. >:(
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ahahahaha very nice, what makes you think i wont break your legs next?
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jammin, when did you become smart enough that i cant mess with your mind anymore?
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Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)
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At least double post in style with another account pretending to be one of your brothers.
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For style, see Stupidity mixed with an unhealthy and irritating obsession for M...ega...man (avoiding Google search results)
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For style, see Stupidity mixed with an unhealthy and irritating obsession for M...ega...man (avoiding Google search results)
But Google is all knowing, all powerful and creates uber powerful Goggles. Right Boaz? :)
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I FOUND BEARFOOT! GO ME!!!!! ;D
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Wow, bring him back now.
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ahahahaha very nice, what makes you think i wont break your legs next?
because you love me? *hopeful*
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jammin, when did you become smart enough that i cant mess with your mind anymore?
uhhh.... tuesday.
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lol ahh tuesday.. what did i do on tuesday...?
jammin?
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Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)
because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.
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lol ahh tuesday.. what did i do on tuesday...?
jammin?
had a wank?
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How is it possible for you guys to carry on being totally random? Is something not quite right upstairs? And how can I achieve the same God-like-ness?
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quite possibly. Anything else?
EDIT: valentines question said guys, but ill let Jammin take front man role for all us guys with non upstairness, i fell through my upstairs during an exam.. saving up for an elevator.
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How is it possible for you guys to carry on being totally random? Is something not quite right upstairs? And how can I achieve the same God-like-ness?
we were dropped on our heads quite a lot as children. spot on. and finally.... see that wall next to you? head-butt it.... and agian.... and again....
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quite possibly. Anything else?
no.... im almost certain you masturbated all day.
on a completely unrelated matter.... i just watched Sin City..... fucking awesome film.
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Serious question: was potat's lashing out at me in the iji thread a just response? or an immature and ill-educated one? You may add more options if you wish.
EDIT: i would have masterbated all day.. here wait.. i might have, i didnt have college so.. wow youre good Jammin! :O
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Serious question: was potat's lashing out at me in the iji thread a just response? or an immature and ill-educated one? You may add more options if you wish.
i think he clearly hates you and you should sleep with his sister in revenge. if he doesn't have a sister.... make it his mum.... ;D
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lol, noted 8)
damn horny 15 year olds, music isnt the release they need, neutering is *sp*.
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but what happens if he has no sister and no mom? :o
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but what happens if he has no sister and no mom? :o
everyone has a mom.... if she's dead, well... you can work out what to do for yourself...
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*punches jammin in the mouth*
naughttttyyy
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i.... deserved that. :(
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now punch potat in the brain, then the mouth! *nods*
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now punch potat in the brain, then the mouth! *nods*
could you rephrase that in the form of a question?
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now could you punch potat in the brain, then the mouth? *nods*
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now could you punch potat in the brain, then the mouth? *nods*
yessir!
*punches potat in the brain, then the mouth*
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i.... deserved that. :(
Yes, yes you did
How many dead people have you slept with?
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How many dead people have you slept with?
none... i try, but when i ask them out the just ignore me :'(
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Try taking your mask off next time .. creep.
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Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)
because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.
:'( That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.
What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)
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What is your favorite mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish and insect?
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What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)
lol, not a cover... i work in a primary school fixing computers, it's a fucking breeze... easy money :)
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Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?
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What is your favorite mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish and insect?
uhh.... off the top of my head.... elephant, duck, frog, trout, i hate all insects... they should be crushed.
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You missed out a reptile...
And as for insects, which is least deserving of being crushed?
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Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?
that i was a secret agent who poses as a lady and sleeps with well-known terrorists to extract information about their evil schemes before the entire world gets destroyed?
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Jammin working with little kids...what did I expect?
that i was a secret agent who poses as a lady and sleeps with well-known terrorists to extract information about their evil schemes before the entire world gets destroyed?
Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?
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You missed out a reptile...
so i did.... uhh.... crocodiles.
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And as for insects, which is least deserving of being crushed?
ummmm....uhhh....errrr.... no they're all evil >:(
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Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?
no.... i just have a thing for him... :-*
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Does that mean MDX is a terrorist?
In fairness he *does* live in Belfast...
Favourite 5 bands and why? (not including Machinae if they are in there)
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Did you realise that in a bout 2 posts, this will become the 10th most replied to thread on this forum, ever!
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which means?
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which means?
i'm amazing... obviously...
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Favourite 5 bands and why? (not including Machinae if they are in there)
/me checks audioscrobbler
not-including machinae (who're top, obviously)
it goes like this...
1: Pain of Salvation - they're just fookin awesome
2: Dream Theater - again, fookin awesome
3: Hot Hot Heat - because their songs are annoyingly catchy and i love singing along to them
4: The Mars Volta - i was a huge at the drive-in fan so it was only natural that i listened to both mars volta albums non-stop
5: Rise Against - uhhh.... dunno why i like them so much, i just do...
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You do know you've managed to squeeze around 100 posts just by yourself out of this right?
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You do know you've managed to squeeze around 100 posts just by yourself out of this right?
*giggle* i know... it's fun posting loads of times in quick succession when you really don't have to...
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Since when are you sober ?
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Since when are you sober ?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... yah
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Since when did you stop awnsering questions :P
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Since when did you stop awnsering questions :P
since you came along and made me want to hurt a kitten
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Since when did you know machinae supremacy ?
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At least its his last day tomorrow. Then he must choose another for the hotseat!!!
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lol ill shut up know or the whole forum knows how stupid i actually am
Jammin whats the stupidest thing ever done ?
cant help it
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Since when did you know machinae supremacy ?
uhhh.... cant remember... quite a while ago...
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ok ! now awnser question # 2 !!!
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Jammin whats the stupidest thing ever done ?
probably putting boot polish all over my face so i could play as samuel l jackson in a spoof of The Negotiator i made with my brother and cousin. long story short... it wouldnt come off, my face turned yellow for a day, then red for a few days, then i had a fucking huge rash over my face for about a week... it hurt. ;D
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HAHAHA SWEET !!
what was the brand so i can put it on someone's face .
---- You ? Samuel L. Jackson ? wtf ?!
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Didn't we have that one alreadyin the other thread?  ::)
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yeah. but he didnt fill the form, cueball..
SAMUEL L JACKSON IS A CUEBALL
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Why does Boaz have to double post? (And him being Canadian doesn't count as an answer)
because he's canadian. and yes... i did see what you wrote... but i chose to ignore you because i hate you.
:'( That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.
ps i know this is form 3 pages ago but u bastards go through a age a minute so shove it
What job do you have? (unless it was actually just a cover for trying to run away from MDX in the other thread)
i will crush you all in your sleep!
ps. i knwo this is from 3 pages ago but yo all go throug a page a minute so shove it
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---- You ? Samuel L. Jackson ? wtf ?!
;D
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Didn't we have that one alreadyin the other thread? ::)
yep, and i did fill it in, but Radicz0r sucks.
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lol yeah we're the forum blasters...
whats our logo ?
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Why didnt i find the fucking duct tape when i needed it. now i dont need it anymore and it's next to my keyboard.
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hahaha
where did you need it for ?
ONLY JAMMIN CAN AWNSER
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i will crush you all in your sleep!
Go back to Canadia and stay there ;D Besides, like the Santa Sock, I am uncrushable.
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got any idea who youre gonna choose for the next hotseat yet?
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his dog
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*cowers*
you answered the question before Jammin.. a forbidden action.. :O
*hears thunder of doom..*
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his dog
Heretic!!!!! Burn! Decay! Circumcise! Persecute!!
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lol yeah we're the forum blasters...
whats our logo ?
uhhhhhhhhhh
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Why didnt i find the fucking duct tape when i needed it. now i dont need it anymore and it's next to my keyboard.
i dunno... it was probably smeagol's fault
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hahaha
where did you need it for ?
*yawn*
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got any idea who youre gonna choose for the next hotseat yet?
not a clue.... i'll decide tomorrow
EDIT: i'll accept bribes...
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his dog
/me hereby refuses to acknowledge Radicz0r's presence in this thread.
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Hotseat is over, no more questions fuckbags.
Jammin: Create the new hotseat with your decision.