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General => Random => Topic started by: Fallout on November 18, 2006, 04:44:54 pm
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Surely you guys remember how this one works.. 5 words per post, keep the story going!
Once upon a time in the masu forums.. There was a little girl named Harvey...
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Surely you guys remember how this one works.. 5 words per post, keep the story going!
Once upon a time in the masu forums.. There was a little girl named Harvey...
Five words? Is that why you've written three times that amount?
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Nope, he just started the story as it started in Holy Mac.
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who actually lived in the
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damp wastes of her toilet.
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Suddenly somebody said "Blinking dildoes!"
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as a giant dinosaur flew
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across the sky followed by
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an X-wing piloted by Jim
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Power, who happened to be
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Cerapter in disguise who wanted
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the headset. because it's blinking
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melon melon melon melon waffle
~ Lexx
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. Then he exploded! And exploded
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was what he did, seeing
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the blinking dildoes disappear into
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the void. Dali would be
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suprised sex if he had
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been alive before he exploded.
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In space, no one can
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have surprise buttsecks without the
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vacuum completely ripping out their
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livers. Then a fish appeared
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sucking on a nice big
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strawberry flavoured ice cream. Then
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he dropped his rollie which
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was picked up by the
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enormous mechanical penis that had
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deployed its zerg rush onto
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the the the the the
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advertisement. free viagra continues to
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be advertised throughout the intarwebs.
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Harry grabbed his broom and
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slapped a random guy in
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the balls, before doing a
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disgusting, gross, huge turd in
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his mother's bathroom. The next
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day he found the remains
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of disgusting enormous ball of
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balls. He picked it up
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and then went on to
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attach it, using an extended
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time limit which he did
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by extending rope between balls
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by extending rope between balls
(shortest post by Gravehill ever)
of beligerence and some other
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(shortest post by Gravehill ever)
(actually he just did a "that's adorable cute" post in the youtube thread. perhaps he is running out of words)
... misspellings of adjectival nouns like
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Teh RingzOr of Rapsing +Tree
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which is, in fact, a
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small ferret with big feet
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who is very fond of
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getting naked in front of
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his own fucking mother! after...
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she passed out and hit
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Tom Hanks with a huge
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trout which she found in
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a freezer in the back
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of a very small marsupial
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entitiy with six giant arms
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and also seven giant legs
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and also cocks, which he
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just loved to stroke and
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slap other people's heads with.
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SUDDENLY, a giant sheep landed
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in the o-ring of a
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Sheep. The story begins with
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the same words that were
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used many, many times before.
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in another one of these
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flamboyant rants about gay
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JariWolf. So, as the sheep
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landed inside the o-ring it
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exploded! BOOOOOMMMM went the o-ring.
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Then, fallout tried playing guitar
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The devastation was very devastating,
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everyone's ears started bleeding slowly
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as the northerner continued to
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slaughter people with a large
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guitar bought from ebay. SUDDENLY,
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ghosts started coming out of
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Super Steve's stomach. Then a
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sticky lizard decided it should
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stick to the ceiling before
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the walls start caving in.
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Then, lysix phoned the police
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passing through the hourglass, and
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looting, burning, raping, killing and
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you don't wanna know The Reaper
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Moving on from song generics,
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which molds our mental state,
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into an ever declining spiral
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, a spiral that goes downward.
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On another note, free t-shirts
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and free sex with AIDs
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says "Go screw a goat!"
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"Or the goat screws you!"
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which is not a good
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because goats see it all.
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Lioninja's avatar sucks donkeyballs. Anyway,
(Yes i put it in one post.)
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back to my several hernias.
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because goatse sees it all.
Much improvement in that line ;)
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Much improvement ;)
"Dude, wtf is your avatar?"
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it looked better on black
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when painted on camel's toe
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and dipped in whipped vanilla.
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and whapped all night long
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To the never ending eruption
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of whipped cream. Also cocks
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went everywhere because of a
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vacuum in the time-space continuum
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that makes everyone every day
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flail about in every way.
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This should not be confused
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with giant female breasts ATTACKING.
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Nor should it be confused
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with giant testicles from space.
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Also there is high risk
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factor of being killed by
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rampaging Sony fans out to
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get their beloved PS3's in
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Wii-land. Our story begins with
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the end of everything, where
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Wii's have become so popular
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nothing really matters but boobs.
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BOOBIES BOOBIES among other things
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can keep one's mind so
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in check that it then
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nothing really matters but boobs.
That's the smartest thing you've said yet.
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Please use five words only.
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Fuck the story thread. Happy?
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No I like this thread.
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Sex the thread you love?
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Shut the hell up SpeedD
(hey, this is kinda fun, arguing in 5 words :D)
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Shut it before i kill
(damn)
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in check that it then
will begin churning out some
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wii's from wii land. Wii's
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wii was willingly wet, when
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Wanda walked where we wandered
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when William whapped wet woody
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whacket whammedy wang wong. So
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serious Samuel said something soothing
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to soothe the souls so
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to seek the scythe of
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(fallout fails)
to soothe the souls so
Cartman could commit criminal crimes.
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that tantilised the troubling trial
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therefore teething the truely terrible...
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ordasity occuring only on octo-pussies
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prowling purposefully, preventing purple punks
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from furrowing forward for future
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devious destruction, denial, devastation devout
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annihilation and any aristocrats ascending
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onto otherwisely occupied oblong oaths
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of overprotection. Que quitter queer
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balls blasting barbarella bunghole's berry
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through tantalizing tremolo that terrify
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Little men that go offtopic.
(Now, STORY damnit.)
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Rad wanted the story back.
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so fuck the alliteration and
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let's go back on track!
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so this Harvey girl was
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actually not a girl but
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who really cares about him
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except for LionNinja who loved
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Harvey with all his heart
(;_;)
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So about them shrimps, said
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StickyLizard who was doing a
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backwards sommersault while having a
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ice cold beer in his
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pants. Meanwhile in a galaxy
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far far away there was
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nothing but dust. Back to
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the Future was okay, but
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there was madness in the
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Mad Max and Dame Edna.
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Supersteve came along to
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support local terrorist with homemade
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viberators. Ed, an unsuspecting bystander
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got one right in the
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ear and have had buzzing
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noises in his arse for
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FIVE WHOLE YEARS. luckily, he
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had ear muffs made of
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win and sandwich, blended into
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a huge cheese like thing.
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Which, by the way is
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equivalent to your mom on
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Sundays. Then a giant bunny
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hopped into the mind of
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orange-headed giant monkey with purple
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feet and green hands, this
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causing severe nausea and vomiting.
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Because, as we all know,
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idont know whos smiting me
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so I'll applaud you then.
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that wasn't why i mentioned (it but thanks anyway ;) )
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Someone's been smiting me, too.
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You can have an applaudtoo. :)
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Especially if you're bearded schoolgirl.
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with tentacles hiding in your
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elongated torso supported by iron
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corset and hot looking tattoo
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a picture of a smiter (THEY ARE STILL SMITING)
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I WILL WIN THE BATTLE!! (of applding)
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They smited me again too :(
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DAMMIT I WILL WIN IT!!!!
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corset and hot looking tattoo
of a woman getting nailed
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in the ass by a
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huge dinosaur wearing the most
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ridiculous pink thong ever known
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drink alcohol not stoneage footbal
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filled with cold, bubbly lemonade
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and pieces of chocolate. Now
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chocolate covers all field because
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some ass forgot to turn
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the coffee machine off resulting
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in chaos in the room
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when there was flood of
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blood from the otherwise sealed
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butt of the large entity
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known as BALTHAZOR THE GREAT.
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And so jack muttered on
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and died slowly. SUDDENLY, a
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tree fell and killed them
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Supersteve came along to
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die horribly along with Radicz0r.
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die horribly along with Radicz0r,
who was immune to death.
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And failed at five words.
(you should've put Super Steve in two words instead of one :P)
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Five words one per finger
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the quick fox jumped over
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the lazy brown Mexican. When
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quick finnish forefinger points at
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jar of milk, strange things
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happen in this jar of
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kookeez. im in ur kookee
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said little green man before
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yiffing everyone in sight. Then
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cosmic wind took him away
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. A black man was sleeping
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in a small, derelict grave(hill)yard
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in a small, derelict grave(hill)yard
and he was casually eating
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the brains of Steve Ballmer
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. SUDDENLY, a giant mongoose flew
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over the Pitchmourne Field Banks.
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Money was burning and people
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were being burninated in their
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villages by Trogdor the Burninator,
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before urinating culinarist with mullet
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s. And so it cameto pass (4 words)
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that a cameltoe underwent certain
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sexual change procedure due to
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being persuaded by a beaver
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which have took hormones yesterday
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that britney spears was no
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, HEEEELLLLL NOOOOO, ready to take.
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-. It in the ass. Eventhough
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This is getting really dry
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Whine whine whine whine mushroom
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Wine Wine Wine Wine Weed ;)
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Im rad your rad lets
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get this back on track.
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Fuck the police, fuck fuck
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Said Jake to the redhaired
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orangutan who was reading a
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menu in a small cafe..
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, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
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Then an elephant came by.
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And it was really excited
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because it had just prematurely
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ejaculated all over the shiny
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head of a ruffian who
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possesed no human relations skills.
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It should be noted that
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he possessed no genitals either
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, only great egg shaped head.
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A head so massive that
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it was bigger than the
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most massive thing in the
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history of biggest things ever
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ever ever most everest of
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inhumanely humungous, gigantic, ENORMOUSLY MONSTROSIC
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advertisements on forums. A sausage
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appeared. SUDDENLY, a giant reindeer
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killed lysix for overusage SUDDENLY
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Super steve came along to
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tell people to drink beer.
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This was, of course, after
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Rad double posted on the
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story thread that fallout regretted
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ever reading. It ruined his
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whole life and everything he
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did. SUDDENLY, giant penguins attacked
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England. Nobody cared about that.
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Denmark was affected and sunk.
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Denmark got nuked by Sweden.
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Several years later, people noticed.
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Then China nuked Russia and
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farted in their ears which
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farted in their ears which
made everyone explode with laughter.
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Gratuitous violence is fun and
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educational. Watch the insides splatter
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as Cerapter plays his Wii
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and enjoys massive respect of
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premature ejaculation. Sometimes one would
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play with his wii SUDDENLY
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Fallout casts Phoenix Down, woo!
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Aeris was still dead, though
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the penguins still ruled the
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Small kingdom that is fifedom
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or whatever. Gordon approved and
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drank lots and lots of
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urine. SUDDENLY, giant squirrels flew
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into one million corregated boxes.
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They drank poisoned Kool-aid
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and visited www.simpleyetsupreme.com, as it
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wins. Srsly. SUDDENLY somebody said
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"don't steal Alixs trademark phrase!"
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StickyLizard went to sit in
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the burning depths of hell.
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As he did, he noticed
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The tickets he bought were
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not actual tickets but rather
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GIANT DUCKS ATTACKING THE UNIVERSE.
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which was ok because he
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knew that they were SSMDIs
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(anyone who has played JnG Gold will most likely know what SSMDI means)
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who loved taking long walks
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with their long legs. So
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they did. However, one was mute so the others would often
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the burning depths of hell.
Your face.
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Missed 12 pages of thread.
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which meant losing nothing important.
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Except all conecpt of this thread
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And gramatical errors thereof, thus
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oblivion followed. SUDDENLY, giant dinosaurs
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ate the universe and vomited
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brown, hairy balls identified as
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the members of this forum
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and Keith Richards, thereby satisfying
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needs of males and females.
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who have really small, miniscule
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laser guns to kill bush
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also cocks. dumbledore dies on
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a small silver plate of
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dubious origin, probably bought near
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the local, yet inconveniant store
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"phone post!" said alix happily.
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And thus broke the story.
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It started again, however, when
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SUPER STEVE SAVED IT! *cough*
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*cough* *cough* *hack* *barf* *hic*
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and then he vomited violently.
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the vomit got resurrected and
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ran for U.S. Presidency. It
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was named George W Bush,
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then everybody died the end gg guys
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Man i love candians, thanks!
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canadians tend to fuck up
(5 letters dumbass, 5 !!)
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story thread because they are
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canadian. The abnormal reconsiliation of
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both british and french origins.
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Which is just wtfbbqpwn sauce
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with egg and spam. Then
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exploding apples made Gertrude flip
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backwards, doing an 360 indie
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It was radical. Super Steve
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died of multiple chlurosis, or
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exploding apples made Gertrude flip
turned upside down and I'd (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fresh_prince)
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died of multiple chlurosis, or