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The Machinae Hoard
« on: May 20, 2004, 01:14:07 am »
LOOK! LOOK! We've nearly reached that magic 500 members!

I wonder what will happen when we do....

Theory 1: The world will end.

Theory 2: The world will end a bit quicker

Theroy 3: The world will be forced to admit that        Machinae Supremacy owns and will soon be applying the Boot to the boybands...yay!

How long do you think it will be before there are a thousand  members? (and there will be)

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2004, 01:20:49 am »
I'll go for theory 2

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2004, 04:22:29 am »
if Theory 3 doesnt happen ill force theory 1 to happen so help me God
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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2004, 05:20:48 pm »
For some bizzare reason i dont think God will help u destroy Earth.... boybands maybe, but not Earth

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2004, 06:34:53 pm »
Definitively Theroy 3 and as soon as the limit of 43 monkeys has been reached the rest will come naturally and fast as hell. Seriously :)
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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2004, 11:16:57 pm »
Theory 1 has already happened n times and this is iteration n+1. The machinae will gather 500 chosen ones to restart the program we call world.

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2004, 11:29:36 pm »
Oh no. Bateman has turned into the Architect... of sorts

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2004, 11:57:16 pm »
We could try 6 billion....

Unfortunately, the natives of Papua New Guinea have no CD players, computers, minidisc, speaker-systems, or anything electrical that would allow them to listen to Machinae.

The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback, Siberia, the Russian steppes, outlaying Pacific islands, the tip of South America and many other areas I cant' be bothered to mention...

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2004, 01:30:48 am »
Papua New Guinea... Perhaps that's the future market for the boy-bands when Machinae rules the scene?

Poor people...

Not only do they have to run around half nude in the jungle - they'll have to put up with Max Martin-music while they're at it!
Te audire no possum musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2004, 01:43:48 am »
We could try 6 billion....

Unfortunately, the natives of Papua New Guinea have no CD players, computers, minidisc, speaker-systems, or anything electrical that would allow them to listen to Machinae.

The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback, Siberia, the Russian steppes, outlaying Pacific islands, the tip of South America and many other areas I cant' be bothered to mention...

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no, no punch line  

oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2004, 09:54:34 am »
Do you remember rule number 1?
The same goes for inhabitants of the Sahara, Inuit region, Australia outback,

oi, get your facts straight, plenty of music playing equipment in my country thank you very much
I concur. You see kangaroos in our backyards with CD players in their pouches. That goes for Koalas and Magpies.

Just becusae it is called the Austrlian outback doesn't mean it is not civilised.
Just because Austrlia has an "Outback" doesn't mean it is not civilised with no CD-Players. Anyways I hope this doesn't offened shiva but they probably listen to "bogan" music anyways out that far. But the point is they still have CD players. And in sayign that I don't mean that all people who live in the outback listen to "bogan" music.

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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2004, 10:47:33 am »
Anyways I hope this doesn't offened shiva but they probably listen to "bogan" music anyways out that far. But the point is they still have CD players. And in sayign that I don't mean that all people who live in the outback listen to "bogan" music.

not at all, but id hazard a guess and say its more likely country music  ;)
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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2004, 11:39:57 am »
If the world fails to restart we still have helicopters with giant speakers...

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2004, 02:01:05 pm »
What have i started.....

Just a thought, when the band is Uber rich and famous what will happen to us poor fans who were the first of many thousands?

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Re:The Machinae Hoard
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2004, 02:13:02 pm »
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