I think it should be "Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles and Other Important Matters", but that'd just be too long. In any case, I feel oddly used to people from the first world complaining about crap that is way different from for instance what Gaijin and the Team write about.
But to be honest, I have nothing to add about Michael Bay retconning the Turtles' origin. I am more interested in The_Fan_of_All_Things_Japanese's complaints.
So yeah... Apparently I am not the only one who finds the original topic of the thread to be kinda meh, seeing how it went off its tracks.