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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 03:15:35 pm »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?
We're open to such things, we've even talked many times about doing it with Inja, but in a way that's redundant because we can already get Erica
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2011, 03:28:45 pm »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

Yeah. I assume they just changed his sig.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2011, 09:30:33 pm »
The actual link was in the signature, as well as the website link in the profile.
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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2011, 05:00:49 am »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

I replaced it. I even started writing a nice little poem about licking carpets, but it got too explicit so I stopped.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2011, 11:56:55 am »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

I replaced it. I even started writing a nice little poem about licking carpets, but it got too explicit so I stopped.

I changed it into a haiku.
"Actually, wooden stakes are for vampires. Wooden steaks are for vegetarians."

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2011, 12:15:38 am »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

I replaced it. I even started writing a nice little poem about licking carpets, but it got too explicit so I stopped.

I changed it into a haiku.

Win.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2011, 03:27:38 am »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

I replaced it. I even started writing a nice little poem about licking carpets, but it got too explicit so I stopped.

I changed it into a haiku.

Nice one. Worthy of the great Matsuo Basho himself.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2011, 02:41:26 pm »
There's not even a link in the original post... has it been deleted?

I replaced it. I even started writing a nice little poem about licking carpets, but it got too explicit so I stopped.

I changed it into a haiku.

Nice one. Worthy of the great Matsuo Basho himself.

Why, thank you!
It's a little hobby of mine, rewriting things as haikus.
"Actually, wooden stakes are for vampires. Wooden steaks are for vegetarians."

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2011, 07:50:15 am »
How about a Haiku for MaCy comp.?

The dragon's fury
Play the game to save the world
Fuck you governments

竜、余憤              りゅう、よふん
世のためゲーム   よのためゲーム
クソ政府             クソせいふ
« Last Edit: July 21, 2011, 03:41:57 pm by aka. »

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 06:42:07 pm »
And this is the perfect example for:
Everything combined with MacY turns out into something beautiful. And this makes it equal to Bacon - If you combine something with bacon it tends to turn out awesome! :D

Tried it with:
Caramelized Strawberry Bacon
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american cheesecake with brown sugar & crunchy-baked Bacon Topic

and no back to the carpet(-bombing)
Chaos! Panic! Desaster! (my work here is done ~ for pony)

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2011, 01:36:12 am »
Lurkkers gonna lurk.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2011, 11:01:06 am »
How about a Haiku for MaCy comp.?

The dragon's fury
Play the game to save the world
Fuck you governments

竜、余憤 りゅう、よふん
世のためゲーム よのためゲーム
クソ政府 クソせいふ

Isn't your Japanese version a bit too long to be a haiku?

Also, the Google Translation into English is awesome:

Dragon, dragon rage, I droppings
Game for it for the world game
Fucking shit government we Purse
"Actually, wooden stakes are for vampires. Wooden steaks are for vegetarians."

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2011, 03:40:08 pm »
How about a Haiku for MaCy comp.?

The dragon's fury
Play the game to save the world
Fuck you governments

竜、余憤 りゅう、よふん
世のためゲーム よのためゲーム
クソ政府 クソせいふ

Isn't your Japanese version a bit too long to be a haiku?

Also, the Google Translation into English is awesome:

Dragon, dragon rage, I droppings
Game for it for the world game
Fucking shit government we Purse

The left is kanji version, right is kana version so ppl can read it.

I think I counted right. 5-7-5. So difficult to reduce the concept in English into Japanese.

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2011, 04:12:12 pm »
Double post.
I'm bored, so I translated your carpet-cleaning haiku too.

I clean your carpets
by licking the floor like so.
Super  effective!

カーペット    カーペット
舐めて掃除し  なめて そうじし
ちょ効力     ちょこうりょく

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Re: The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2011, 08:49:57 pm »
Advanced knowledge of Japanese, +10 to awesomeness. :D
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