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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 06:19:22 pm »

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 10:16:55 pm »
Found this, which is funny because it's true:

Finnish weather explained

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
the finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
the finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
the finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
the finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
the finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
the finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
the finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
the finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
the finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
the finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movent halts.
the finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 05:28:05 pm »
Haha, that's pretty fuckin funny

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 08:32:16 pm »
It was -34,7'C here in Kuopio today. Luckily car's motor managed to (barely) start so I could get to work. Also : it was fucking cold, made me miss summer like hell :D Yesterday my workmate took 1,5 hours walking round in forest but it was "only" -30'C :) Maybe he is one of those finns Evilcandybag told, so funnily, about :D
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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2011, 07:11:54 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWlV7TmHMQ&feature=fvs

Beer is icecold, it's 6 o clock. We've got music. Call your buddies, and get the fuck DOWN TONIGHT.

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 07:27:05 pm »
I have to go to work in 4 hours and the person I usually work with won't be there tonight. Hello 9 hour shift by myself! My weekend doesn't start til Sunday at 12:30 AM D;

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 10:05:49 pm »
The Everlasting Weekend ends for good upcoming Monday :(((

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2011, 04:40:21 pm »
The Everlasting Weekend ends for good upcoming Monday :(((
What is this i don't even

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2011, 01:34:40 am »
It IS weekend. Good god.

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2011, 03:32:26 pm »
ITSSSSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEENDDDD! Just woke up and grabbed a beer, watch this shit!


http://onethirtybpm.com/media/video-beastie-boys-make-some-noise-aka-fight-for-your-right-revisited-long-uncensored-version/

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2011, 05:15:25 pm »
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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2011, 08:17:36 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPz65lR5abQ

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Re: ITS WEEKEND
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2011, 09:34:59 pm »
Who even watched my link?! If you didn't see it DO IT NOWWWW

ITSSSSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEENDDDD! Just woke up and grabbed a beer, watch this shit!


http://onethirtybpm.com/media/video-beastie-boys-make-some-noise-aka-fight-for-your-right-revisited-long-uncensored-version/
ITSSSSS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEENDDDD! Just woke up and grabbed a beer, watch this shit!


http://onethirtybpm.com/media/video-beastie-boys-make-some-noise-aka-fight-for-your-right-revisited-long-uncensored-version/