Agree with Slacker on "to keep all of the imaginary wolves at bay". He sings 'alovthmaginary'
Submitting "to keep all those imaginary wolves at bay", as it seems the most correct suggestion for the moment.
And I'm pretty sure there's no "countdown on pain", cause to sound logical it should be "countdown TO pain", and there's clear "on" here.
Also, some various internet sources tell to read "pwned" as "owned", so I see no difference here.