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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2011, 08:58:55 pm »
"Who is Keyser Söze? He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2011, 08:23:12 pm »
Ah yeah, that one is amazing.

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2011, 10:50:49 am »
"To a New Yorker like you, 'a hero' is some type of weird sandwich."
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #48 on: November 18, 2011, 08:41:01 pm »
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

And of course, simply.

"as you wish."

And
Inigo Montoya: HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!
[Inigo corners Count Rugen, knocks his sword aside, and slashes his cheek, giving him a scar just like Inigo's]
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money.
Count Rugen: Yes!
Inigo Montoya: Power, too, promise me that.
[He slashes his other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me anything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Anything you want...
[Rugen knocks Inigo's sword aside and lunges. But Inigo traps his arm and aims his sword at Rugen's stomach]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2011, 12:39:08 pm »
...it seems that I've missed one important piece of culture which I need to recap. Thanks, Bearfoot!

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2012, 08:20:23 am »
Lloyd: I’d like to see [Davies] come here and try and collect…
Ari: Well, my confidence grows tenfold knowing that you have my back, but I don’t welch. So, here is a hundred dollars, put in a brown paper back, along with a nice big pile of shit and send it over there.
Lloyd: Excuse me…?
Ari: Human shit, Lloyd.. Right now.
Lloyd: That is really disgusting Ari.
Ari: No, really disgusting is going to be the American Psycho style dismemberment I’m going to perform on you if you don’t do that right fucking now!
Lloyd: What about doggy poop?
Ari: HUMAN shit Lloyd. Yours, if it’s easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men’s bathroom, or the woman’s bathroom, whichever will have you, but I need a specimen.









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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2012, 12:58:07 am »
...it seems that I've missed one important piece of culture which I need to recap. Thanks, Bearfoot!

---> wanders off to search Princess Bride

My pleasure.  As a dreamer and a believer in true love that is flat out my favorite movie.

and I've only seen it three times, total.
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