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Offline Jack Lupino

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2010, 02:19:39 pm »
Ray: Murder, father.
Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond?
Ray: For money, father.
Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money?
Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money.
Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond?
Ray: You, father.
Priest: I'm sorry?
Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf?
[Ray raises pistol]
Ray: Harry Waters says hello.

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2010, 02:55:52 pm »
Barney Ross: What the hell's he doing?
Lee Christmas: Hanging a pirate.
Barney Ross: Don't be ridiculous. Gunnar! What are you doing?
Gunnar Jensen: Hanging a pirate.
Toll Road: That's seriously demented.
Barney Ross: Gunnar! Don't hang the pirate!
Gunnar Jensen: But it's good to hang pirates!

- The Expendables
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 11:05:46 pm »
As they say in Finland, there is more than one way to roast a reindeer.

Walter Bishop in Fringe season 2 episode 19 The Man from the other side.

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2010, 11:12:16 pm »
Julian: Alright Alex, now this is gonna...
Alex: Sting a little? I know.
Julian: No, actually it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2011, 04:37:53 pm »
Julian: Alright Alex, now this is gonna...
Alex: Sting a little? I know.
Julian: No, actually it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

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That one had to be included by someone ;)

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2011, 09:16:34 am »
Tommy: Are you sayin' I can't shoot?
Turkish: No Tommy, I'm not saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. I'm saying that six-pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2011, 10:11:20 pm »
"They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep, all but the primitive side--the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake."
Riddick, Pitch Black
(I'm kind of surprised no one had posted this one yet.)

"Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet: I will end you."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
(Truly, there are dozens, if not hundreds, of awesome quotes in Firefly and Serenity, but this one is one of my favorites.)
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #22 on: April 26, 2011, 01:40:22 pm »
''Look,
 Fuck You.
 Fuck the plane you flew in on.
 Fuck them shoes.
 Fuck those socks with the belt on it.
 Fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent.
 Fuck them cheap ass cigars.
 Fuck yo yuck mouth teeth.
 Fuck yo hair piece.
 Fuck yo chocolate.
 Fuck Guy Richie.
 Fuck Prince William.
 Fuck The Queen.
 This is America,
 My President is Black and my Lambo is Blue Nigga.
 Now get the fuck out my hotel room.
 And if I see you in the street i'll slap the shit outta ya.''

-Riley Freeman, Boondocks
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2011, 01:32:38 pm »
My name's Wild Bill Kelso. And don't you forget it!

~Wild Bill Kelso, 1941

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2011, 10:24:37 pm »
How are you holding up? Because I'm A POTATO.

- GLaDOS, Portal 2

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2011, 10:10:48 am »
- Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
- Dr. Weir,  Event Horizon

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2011, 12:48:59 pm »
Both from "Big Fish"

Senior Ed Bloom: You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom: Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom: You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom: No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom: You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom: You learned from the best.

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Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

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there are a couple more that i was about to quote, but didn't want to overdo it :>
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2011, 01:08:27 pm »
Both from "Big Fish"

Senior Ed Bloom: You are in for a surprise.
Will Bloom: Am I?
Senior Ed Bloom: Havin' a kid changes everything. There's burping, the midnight feeding, and the changing.
Will Bloom: You do any of that?
Senior Ed Bloom: No. But I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill his head with nonsense, and still it turns out perfectly fine.
Will Bloom: You think I'm up for it?
Senior Ed Bloom: You learned from the best.

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Amos Calloway: Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term "involuntary servitude"?
Karl: No.
Amos Calloway: "Unconscionable contract"?
Karl: Uh, nope.
Amos Calloway: Great!

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there are a couple more that i was about to quote, but didn't want to overdo it :>

Big fish is a fantastic movie.
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2011, 07:40:49 pm »
-To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
-Conan, as an answer to the question "What is best in life?", Conan the Barbarian.

For extra badassery.. this quote is originally credited to Ghengas Khan.

I apologize for mine, it's a long one.. but the entire thing means a lot to me.

I don't know who you are. Please believe. There is no way I can convince you that this is not one of their tricks. But I don't care. I am me, and I don't know who you are, but I love you.

I have a pencil. A little one they did not find. I am a women. I hid it inside me. Perhaps I won't be able to write again, so this is a long letter about my life. It is the only autobiography I have ever written and oh God I'm writing it on toilet paper.

I was born in Nottingham in 1957, and it rained a lot. I passed my eleven plus and went to girl's Grammar. I wanted to be an actress.

I met my first girlfriend at school. Her name was Sara. She was fourteen and I was fifteen but we were both in Miss. Watson's class. Her wrists. Her wrists were beautiful. I sat in biology class, staring at the picket rabbit foetus in its jar, listening while Mr. Hird said it was an adolescent phase that people outgrew. Sara did. I didn't.

In 1976 I stopped pretending and took a girl called Christine home to meet my parents. A week later I enrolled at drama college. My mother said I broke her heart.

But it was my integrity that was important. Is that so selfish? It sells for so little, but it's all we have left in this place. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free.

London. I was happy in London. In 1981 I played Dandini in Cinderella. My first rep work. The world was strange and rustling and busy, with invisible crowds behind the hot lights and all that breathless glamour. It was exciting and it was lonely. At nights I'd go to the Crew-Ins or one of the other clubs. But I was stand-offish and didn't mix easily. I saw a lot of the scene, but I never felt comfortable there. So many of them just wanted to be gay. It was their life, their ambition. And I wanted more than that.

Work improved. I got small film roles, then bigger ones. In 1986 I starred in "The Salt Flats." It pulled in the awards but not the crowds. I met Ruth while working on that. We loved each other. We lived together and on Valentine's Day she sent me roses and oh God, we had so much. Those were the best three years of my life.

In 1988 there was the war, and after that there were no more roses. Not for anybody.

In 1992 they started rounding up the gays. They took Ruth while she was out looking for food. Why are they so frightened of us? They burned her with cigarette ends and made her give them my name. She signed a statement saying I'd seduced her. I didn't blame her. God, I loved her. I didn't blame her.

But she did. She killed herself in her cell. She couldn't live with betraying me, with giving up that last inch. Oh Ruth. . . .

They came for me. They told me that all of my films would be burned. They shaved off my hair and held my head down a toilet bowl and told jokes about lesbians. They brought me here and gave me drugs. I can't feel my tongue anymore. I can't speak.

The other gay women here, Rita, died two weeks ago. I imagine I'll die quite soon. It's strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and I apologized to nobody.

I shall die here. Every last inch of me shall perish. Except one.

An inch. It's small and it's fragile and it's the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it, or sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it from us.

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2011, 11:00:45 pm »
V for Vendetta?
Oi, is this when I get a huge sig-image, start whining about "moar sid" and make nonsensical arguments to no good?