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Awesome movie/television quotes
« on: September 30, 2010, 09:25:14 pm »
So, i wanted to know some of the awesomest quotes in the history of television and film. Maybe such a topic already exist, but screw that, we're making a new one.
-Series and/or movie name is required.
-Just as the name of the person who said it.
I'll begin with this.

'' No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eyeteeth to end you. I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!''

-Laura Roslin, Battlestar Galactica, Episode: Blood on the Scales.



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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 09:46:34 pm »
Do not try to bend the spoon — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no spoon.
-Spoonboy, The Matrix
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 12:23:11 am »
-To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
-Conan, as an answer to the question "What is best in life?", Conan the Barbarian.
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 12:49:32 am »
"Eat your vegetables"
Mr. Smith stabbing his foe's throat with a carrot in movie "Shoot 'em up".
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 04:12:56 pm »
"Boosh"
From the show Frisky Dingo (All male characters at one point)

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 04:53:26 pm »
"Godsdamnit! You can't tell me MORE TO THE RIGHT when i'm ALREADY IN THE HOLE, woman!" // Me, playing brütal legend.
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2010, 07:56:59 pm »
Lana: "Jesus Christ! He's got an erection!"
Krenshaw: "What the hell is wrong with you people?!"
- Archer
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2010, 02:44:14 pm »
'You watch Battlestar Galactica?
'No...'
'Then you are an idiot.'

-Dwight Schrute, The Office US
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2010, 11:53:47 am »
- 'What the hell are you doing man? Get out of the dumpster!'
- 'No man!'
- Why the fuck not?'
- 'Because i'm in the dumpster already.."

- Pineapple Express

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 08:57:26 pm »
"Never, ever fuck with an antiques dealer!"

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2010, 05:46:04 pm »
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!"

- David Della Rocco, The Boondock Saints

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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2010, 12:42:00 am »
"Fucking... What the fucking fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!!"

- David Della Rocco, The Boondock Saints

...Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. ;)
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2010, 03:37:37 pm »
Yeah, boondock saints was great  ;D
There's a sequel to it btw!
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2010, 05:44:21 pm »
Yeah, boondock saints was great  ;D
There's a sequel to it btw!

That wasn't so great.
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Re: Awesome movie/television quotes
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2010, 09:25:27 pm »
Really? Haven't seen it yet.
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