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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2010, 02:34:41 pm »
I bow to Werevolvo and his slapping device, regretfully bringing my apologies for FAILing in drunkwriting yesternight. Verjnuarmu's gig was good although I did not see a shit because restaurant was booked full and it was really small. Also it seemed that band was playing lower (or maybe they were just shorter than most of their fans?) than audience so I saw only part of their head every now and then. But... Mood was good, they rocked like always and I was pretty drunk (I wasn't pretty while being drunk though). Their new video was good too :)

Those epileptic seizures can be pretty scary especially if symptoms like evilcandybag described do occur. I've seen it happen once and when that friend attacked rest of us with knife (because she was so messed up) it was... well, something that I will remember rest of my life. Luckily she remembered her fiancee and he managed to calm her down bit so that she got to hospital with ambulance. Anyway... It's freaky when something like that happens.
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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2010, 08:55:16 pm »
So, what's the plan, oh king of plan?

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2010, 10:39:51 pm »
man you suck as king

guess that means my decision making isn't up to much either

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2010, 11:54:00 pm »
man you suck as king

guess that means my decision making isn't up to much either

I have never claimed otherwise. Au contraire, every time I'm elected to some sort of leader position, things tend to take a turn for the worse. Mainly due to totally unrelated stuff, but I still feel jinxed somehow :P
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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2010, 12:38:27 am »
* Jack Lupino dances

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 01:02:34 am »
DEATH TO THE NEWLY ESTABLISHED MONARCH

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 01:56:26 am »
Don't you try to kill the Volvo! Dethrone him you may, but do not kill him, or you will incur the wrath of a thousand wasps!
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[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 09:58:57 pm »
what bout defenestration huh

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 09:59:21 pm »
WHICH IS INFINITELY INFERIOR TO REGICIDE BY THE WAY

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2010, 12:28:52 am »
Which is again infinitely inferior to deicide...
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[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2010, 12:47:33 am »
man i ain't gonna kill myself

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2010, 02:01:40 am »


Ok, you can post but i just like this picture

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2010, 02:34:34 am »
HAI GUYZ WATS GOIN ON IN HERR
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2010, 01:04:55 pm »
We're conspiring to kill Fiindil, I think.
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Re: What the hell guys.
« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2010, 01:47:58 pm »
I've planned cunning killing device with two variatons. Another one consists of very long cable ending in gigantic loop. This end of cable is attached to satellite orbiting earth. The other end of cable is connected to hangman's noose. When satellites rotates earth it moves that noose quite fast along earth. Only thing that's left is to aim that noose to specific target... Which can be quite difficult. Most probable is that there shall be very fast tree hanging from that satellite at some point. Therefore I've invented another one.

That device is pretty much similar to first one but the hangman noose is replaced by ball breakers' ball. On that ball is attached four chainsaw's, each on it's side. Under ball there's also very powerfull lawnmower's motor that's rotating very long blades. It's very probable that there will be quite many and gory collateral damages but I think it's still awesome assasination method.
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