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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2010, 08:47:51 pm »
Neither of them was fleshlight-type artificial funmates. If they were I doubt that they wouldn't been so horribly torn, shred, ripped, mutilated and melted in the end. What can I say about those I had? They were not that good because they did not feel good and their maintenance took good deal of time. And I can say it from my own experiences that cost me good amount of euros since the another one was sorta deluxe model :( . I did not waste more of my money to something that would not possibly improve my solitary experiments noticeably. That said my information about fleshlight is purely second hand one (excuse the expression). I've heard that they are more durable but that sensation is not that much different from it's plastic/rubber dutysisters.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2010, 10:18:32 pm »
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY THREAD
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2010, 10:21:30 pm »
He just made it even more awesome. Gravehill has that power.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2010, 11:27:08 pm »
Sorry I just get excited about rubbermentary comments so much.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2010, 08:57:24 pm »
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY THREAD

I thought talking about pussys (well ok, plastic ones) improves a thread maybe?

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #35 on: March 25, 2010, 12:37:44 am »
I just pity my plastic friends, what a splendid future was taken away with them! I expected so much from them, not just ordinary career opportunities... Something charismatic, dangerous and sexy... Like...

What if I would have sent my plastic pussy in a path of crime? And it would have committed one. Fraud maybe. Or sexcrime. Anyway... They were so easily recognized so they would have been easily captured because wanted posters woud have betrayed them right away. After that they would have never survived from police's row of identification either. Good thing would have been that they would have not been harassed at prison and they already looked like they've been through electric chair or something.

What if I would have sent my plastic pussy in a path of politics? Do I look like a man from whom you would have bought used plastic pussy? I think not. Besides all voters would have smelled more than rat in that candidate. My only option would have been political opposition...But since anyone could have called my candidate "plastic", "pussy" and "well lubed" rightfully that doesn't sound too good either. It would have only ended as pussyslave to saltmines or somewhere else. Or maybe escaped abroad? Then again what country would have taken a plastic monster pussy as political refugee?

It was so sad, so sad... So in the dead of night I sneak at garbage bin and buried them deep inside junk load and hoped that nobody saw me get rid of them.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2010, 01:17:00 am »
Request: Refic, please give Gravehill infinite karma.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2010, 11:26:52 am »
Request: Refic, please give Gravehill infinite karma.

Seconded.
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2010, 04:26:07 pm »
He already has the most karma on this board!

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2010, 05:33:37 pm »
He already has the most karma on this board!

HE NEEDS MOAR!
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2010, 05:54:27 pm »
He already has the most karma on this board!

That would be Dezo.

Karma: I am a geek!! = 73 + 32 + 97 + 109 + 32 + 97 + 32 + 103 + 101 + 101 + 107 + 33 + 33 = 950

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2010, 07:01:57 pm »
We all are, man. We all are.

It's what the war does to ya.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2010, 07:17:45 pm »
In Finland there's saying : "smoke follows the pigeonfucker" (savu seuraa pulunnussijaa). This is rather modern saying and I'm not sure whether it's canonized or not. Anyway it can be said when sitting on campfire and the smoke just seems to follow someone anywhere he goes. Usually it tells about bad choice of campfire-place, building up that fire wrong way or rather complex wind situation combined with nasty air pressure. Anyway it's fun to think that campfire's smoke is like some smoky god-like finger that points out the one who loves the birds most. Har har har.

What this has to do with karma or plastic pussies? I'm not sure. I just realized that nowadays my car looks bit like that melt down plastic pussy and I started to wonder does everything do Dali's to me? Even time does melt down to me. My pretty clock I got from Kosova melted down after one year. First it did not run and then the glass dropped off. I think it was because it was done in China. Like those plastic pussies too. Seems like there's China Syndrome in my belongings. I have one kitchen spatula I once forgotten to oven. Now it's handle is shaped bit like boomerang or banana. Or to be frank it looks like... Well... So, I'm not sure why my Citroen got melted down though. Maybe that truck was done in China? Or the machine in the end that will reduce it to scrapmetal? So does the smoky finger of China syndrome point in my direction? Who knows!

Anyway this leads to quest or question of Karma! If my Karma does reach too high amount I'm sure it shall melt down too. Global warming is not something that happens only in my trousers anymore, you know!
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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2010, 10:40:55 pm »
He already has the most karma on this board!

That would be Dezo.

Karma: I am a geek!! = 73 + 32 + 97 + 109 + 32 + 97 + 32 + 103 + 101 + 101 + 107 + 33 + 33 = 950

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Re: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2010, 10:51:46 pm »
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY THREAD

I thought talking about pussys (well ok, plastic ones) improves a thread maybe?

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