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Offline aesir

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Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« on: November 04, 2009, 01:27:46 am »
Fantastic read, my former english teacher is all over the news today:
http://www.oe24.at/oesterreich/chronik/steiermark/Lehrer-unter-Mordverdacht-0567404.ece
http://www.krone.at/krone/S153/object_id__169257/hxcms/index.html (german, for those of you who speak it)

Roughly translated:

English teacher of an austrian highschool - Jehova's witness - is unhappy with a friend of his living at a christian's house, visits him one night, they argue, he stabs the infidel 85 times. Cuts of his thumb and puts it in the victim's mouth, rams a door handle up his ass. Pays his friend 300 grand to take the fall for it (rumour in our school was always that he inherited it from his wife, died in a car accident because Jehova's witnesses refuse blood donations) and walks away. That was six years ago, so I had the pleasure of being taught english by a madman for two years.

How fucked up is that? Read it on facebook this morning, and I've been laughing my ass off all day.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2009, 01:38:20 am by aesir »
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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 02:48:52 am »
Holy fuck! That 300 grand is definitely floccinaucinihilipilification to me, and to the recalcitrant teacher up to now
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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 10:58:34 am »
Now that's quite the story!  :o Fancy that. Were you on good terms with this teacher?

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 03:14:26 pm »
sick story that´s really sick

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 11:03:28 pm »
Hahahaha.... that's just freakin' nuts!

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 01:20:18 am »
Now that's quite the story!  :o Fancy that. Were you on good terms with this teacher?

Na, I have to admit that he was a really strange guy. Seemed to like me though, never complained when I used his classes to catch up on some sleep.

PS: Now his wife's case is being opened again, she apparently starved herself to death, he did nothing to prevent it ("I've been there myself and didn't want to interfere")  :)
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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 10:56:33 am »
Now that's quite the story!  :o Fancy that. Were you on good terms with this teacher?

Na, I have to admit that he was a really strange guy. Seemed to like me though, never complained when I used his classes to catch up on some sleep.

PS: Now his wife's case is being opened again, she apparently starved herself to death, he did nothing to prevent it ("I've been there myself and didn't want to interfere")  :)

Insane stuff.

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 12:36:22 pm »
This has nothing to do with Camels!

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 09:55:41 pm »
I feel like Austria compensates for its beauty by producing crazy-fucked-up people every once in a while.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Why I had to learn english all by myself:
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 10:59:03 pm »
Ok class we're starting unit 1 today! In this lesson you will learn how to say words in English that will help you dispose of the body after a murder in case no one around speaks Austrian! *thumbs up*

Sure hope you didn't get on his bad side xD