Why ? (waiting for Ub3r l33t 4nsw3r)
How about being an elitist dickhead when you're really nothing but a wet-behind-the-ears twat with an inferiority complex?
That's for the "tru evul balkc methul"-kids.
I'm also not too fond of a lot of the other metalheads out there; tactless, uneducated gorillas whose notion of having fun is screaming "hoer" (whore) or "bier en tieten" (beer and tits) all night. Both are proud Graspop traditions I'd feel the world could do without.
-Seriously, this and shouting "Timmy!" have been the Graspop in-jokes for years now. Can't those people make up something new that's actually a joke?
Also, the general notion that anything without electric guitars is shit is just proof of being musically impaired.